How fast can you touch water in every Mario game?

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I've been touching a lot of grass lately so I decided to mix it up...by seeing how fast you can touch water in every Mario game.
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@j0rts Год назад

I'm good at Mario games I swear

@meiy3633 Год назад

I believe you

@LeeyumFR Год назад

I beat the lost level through 1-1 to D-4

@cobalttj6356 Год назад

well mario 1 *is* the hardest game ever made

@LeeyumFR Год назад

@@cobalttj6356 naw play post level bro

@LeeyumFR Год назад

Lost

@josephkotmel8349 Год назад

You touched grass. You touched water. Now all you have to do is touch fire.

@violetnocte Год назад

And then clouds and he'll finally have touched all four elements

@pikminman13 Год назад

Does throwing a fireball count?

@micahwong1410 Год назад

YES TOUCH FIRE

@MorisCryTwice Год назад

Touch sand*

@yeledcenter3906 Год назад

and sand and ice

@jerksonmang Год назад

Sunshine really won back my respect after that disastrous delay in grass touching last time 😅

@Clorox_Gaming Год назад

Y'all be touching grass and water? I'm touching my phone screen

@EnterName0916 Год назад

400th like :)

@jessicawieland Год назад

Go touch more grass

@richardmahn7589 Год назад

How dare Nintendo not take grass touching into consideration????? Why else does anyone play any game???

@gearzos Год назад

And it happens again with fire

@PendragonDaGreat Год назад

I love how Sunshine's *entire* premise is around water and yet it's still 9th because of the long cutscenes to start the game.

@PWBS-yc6xi Год назад

Now touch fire

@ChaoticHoly Год назад

You've made Link both jealous and thirsty. Touch more water.

@Super_Top_Secret_Area Год назад

Can you even touch water in Zelda 1? The stepladder and raft get in the way. Oof, now I remembered that you can walk into a waterfall to enter a cave.

@PatThePerson Год назад

Lttp is almost as fast as bowsers fury. Just leave your house

@Punaparta Год назад

@@PatThePerson Literally go outside.

@judianx Год назад

Couldn’t have requested it better.

@mitchelschultz3890 Год назад

@elighcollier8110 Год назад

In the original Mario if you go through the secret pipe too fast it takes you to a broken level, which contains water and would be faster

@MrCheeze Год назад

With glitches, you can also touch water in Super Mario World faster than this.

@linkthepringlesman3951 Год назад

@@MrCheeze how?

@alikhatib55 Год назад

Do sky

@MrCheeze Год назад

@@linkthepringlesman3951 Rewrite the game so that the first level is underwater.

@Luizfernando-dm2rf Год назад

Water% confirmed

@IfsoFactso Год назад

For SMB 1, you could have done the minus-world glitch, it gets you there faster

@adamzonnis980 8 месяцев назад

My thoughts exactly

@Varooooooom Год назад

Love a video like this. No bs. Straight to the point. And entertaining! Amazing work.

@Stevow_ Год назад

This man is going to touch everything in every Mario game!

@manupm9161 Год назад

Next time he needs to touch a little fire/lava, I heard it's really good to sterilize your body from germs

@StaremprezzSophie Год назад

New speedrun, touching the kitchen sink wherever valid in popular mainline nintendo games.

@lemiru Год назад

Now he needs to touch Peach in every single game... That sounded better in my head

@CreeperCat0407 Год назад

@@lemiru Odyssey is gonna be fun

@richardmahn7589 Год назад

That sounds dirty.

@AlcomIsst Год назад

0:39 if you take the 3 pipe, you can enter 3-1 where there's a small pond and touch water slightly faster.

@sanguinepub Год назад

Touch air and they will become the master of all four elements. The Avaduck.

@thajocoth Год назад

In Super Mario Bros 3, if you get the whistle, you can warp to World 3 and touch water more quickly.

@tadamisme Год назад

New spreedrun category idea: touch all elements as fast as possible

@skoopdewoop Год назад

dont think there's radium in mario

@mrmunchkin2181 Год назад

Instructions unclear, drank polonium tea.

@nerdyspinosaurid Год назад

good luck with Oganesson

@GoGoForIt Год назад

Folks, I think they mean the elements as the Greeks knew them, also like in Avatar: The Last Airbender. Water, Earth, Fire, Air

@ToaderTheToad Год назад

@@GoGoForIt Nah they meant touching the entirety of the periodic table Source: I snuck into OP's brain by doing the classic "Hi-vis vest + clipboard to act like a construction worker" trick and saw it

@simonbas6 Год назад

Okay, you've touched grass, had a shower, but are you sleeping well enough? Make sure you get a full 8 hours sleep

@rafaelfigfigueiredo2988 Год назад

Making Mario go sleep? How fast can you get a Game Over in every Mario game?

@anacreon212 Год назад

@@rafaelfigfigueiredo2988 mario is already asleep in mario bros 2 xD

@rafaelfigfigueiredo2988 Год назад

Gotta check for the world record Speedrun of the game to see how many seconds Mario get some rest

@gameproadvancesp148 Год назад

I don’t think that’s possible in the first or third game

@hashbrown-cat Год назад

@@rafaelfigfigueiredo2988in super mario odyssey when you stay still for long mario fall asleep on the ground.

@derpknightfully Год назад

Hey man I just found your channel and you're really entertaining. Keep it up

@mabfuentes8885 2 дня назад

In a Sonic game, you can drown. In a Mario game, you can't drown.

@screeching_goat1995 Год назад

You touched grass, you touched water, now its time to touch clouds.

@violetnocte Год назад

I wonder whether he would count Mario's sprite overlapping a cloud in the background or if he'd insist that he has to make Mario actually touch a cloud

@eriksvensk7356 Год назад

No sand

@amogusguy2004 Год назад

How about touching some air tho?

@randomizedartman00 Год назад

Yes

@doggo7078 Год назад

Snow, my bet is snow

@OrloxPhoenix Год назад

I would have to praise your commitment to the joke at this point. You earn your subs, my guy 👍🏼

@gamewizard2008 Год назад

And in Paper Mario, you have to wait until Chapter 5 before you get Sushie and can touch water, in TTYD, you can touch it as soon as the game starts, don't remember for the other games.

@Atlas_Redux Год назад

I'm happy the "touch" series got you some serious amount of views. It fits your comedy and editing perfectly. But I really do want other content as well xD

@ryangoff1127 Год назад

This is a series I didn’t know that I needed, but I’m loving it!

@stryfe.957 22 дня назад

I like how he just casually forgets to do u deluxe in every one

@harrisonmoore3841 Год назад

You tackled 2 of the 3 gamer weaknesses: - You did something else and touched grass - You took a bath and touched water Someone already said it, but all you have to do now is make dangerous memories/stories and touch fire

@blazebringer950 Год назад

1:21 kosmic fans know that’s blue lava not water

@El-Goblino 9 месяцев назад

Man, man what, what you mean by that bro.... "Get Sweaty" AHHHH- 3:45

@bruhthegreatdude 9 месяцев назад

‘you start moaning’

@MrJerkkeri Год назад

-"This new Mario-game is pretty good" -i'd like to believe you, but how long does it take you to touch some water? -"w-what do you mean?" -HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FROM THE START TO FIND SOME WATER FOR MARIO TO TOUCH, SWIM, OR FALL INTO?" -"i-i have no idea what you mean by that" -FOR GODSAKE, WATER! I WANNA KNOW WHERE IS THE NEAREST WATER TO TOUCH!

@johnwise9811 Год назад

Not me waiting for the inevitable "touch water" video for every Zelda game.

@joseybryant7577 Год назад

1:04 didn't touch water, but did see some friendly clouds

@PTp1ranha Год назад

Pointlessly, I took note of every boss that had to be defeated in Mario's quest for water. Boom-Boom (SMB3) Bowser Jr. (NSMB) Larry (NSMBW) Peewee Piranha (SMG2) Reznor (NSMB2)

@lildink9529 Год назад

You didn't touch water in Super Mario Bros 2, you jumped in FRONT of a waterfall

@BillyGurke026 Год назад

Mario looks a bit deprived of murder . You should go murder something in every Mario game.

@junco88 Год назад

Ever since I was a kid, I've always immediately sought out water in every game so this pleases me. I love water.

@roskoetgc Год назад

I remember I found your touch grass video when you had 800 subs. You have earned this dude

@ashershahzad2185 Год назад

In the first one,clouds are made of water so you could’ve stood on the blocks and touch the clouds.

@evannewton6195 Год назад

5:42 koopa dance

@littlered6340 Год назад

I know why it is this way, but I think it should have been something like "achieved hydration" This is awssoms though, please keep both of these series up!

@BJGvideos Год назад

I feel like even Mario shouldn't be drinking frog pond water

@waterninten Год назад

I just love the lil extra tidbits from the main event. I was scared for that crab tho

@mitzee8621 Год назад

Hearing your voice makes me think of the host character from Total Drama Island. Haven't watched that show in ages so no idea if it's an apt comparison or not but cheers for the memories regardless. Also I enjoyed watching you touch water fastly.

@slayqueen329 7 месяцев назад

fun fact: in the first Mario bros you can clip through the wall in the level 1-2 all u have to do is clip through where the worp pipes are and go through the first pipe u see and bam u touched water

@the_bowman_ Год назад

if you would have used the secret exit in New Super Mario Bros. Wii that leads to World 5, you would have been able to touch water in 5-1, which is a lot quicker

@aayaan1935 Год назад

I knew this was coming 😂 make a Zelda version for this next!

@cornball3448 Год назад

I really enjoyed “ touch grass” can’t wait to view this one 😂

@nuniq02 Год назад

6:30 Due to me who has already played Bowser’s fury. I already knew what his outcome was going to be lmaooo.

@moontravellerjul Год назад

i hope this blows up like the last couple of videos! the algorithm brought me each of the grass videos and i subbed after the zelda one!

@Donovan_Du_Bois Год назад

Hear me out, touch fire.

@sharonmiller543 Год назад

4:46 I want something I can splash around in Me: goes to comments

@OhYppop 26 дней назад

Lmao

@gabyraphycambranes472 Год назад

At 5:40 the koopa did the bah bah dance at the bottom of the screen😂😂😂

@GilvaSinner Год назад

Complete the Pokémon starter type triangle, and touch fire.

@appellsauce Год назад

What a wholesome youtuber reminding us to go outside and stay hydrated!

@cptjack42 Год назад

I am fed up with this. We tell him to touch grass, and he doesn't understand. We tell him to take a swim, and he just locks himself away further! What I'm saying is I think it's time we collectively tell this man to pound sand.

@dr34m1ng6 Год назад

0:38 for world 1-2 you could go to world -1 and even though the process of going to it requires precision it’s quicker

@drnoname2098 Год назад

such a great challenge concept!

@thatoneguy58609 Год назад

You're one if the most underrated creators in YT bro. Keep it up!

@j0rts Год назад

Thank you!

@sufferdude0537 Год назад

@@j0rts now touch water *again*

@turtleboi456 Год назад

The most underrated youtuber is the one you haven't heard of

@Imagine1143 Год назад

Now go touch the sky in every Mario game

@rossnusser3436 Год назад

Yeah

@LarvaHeroes Год назад

i love water levels! theyre the BEST! always so peaceful!

@jaserr. Год назад

Now time for a lava/fire/hot tub speedrun

@Cityofember313 Год назад

nice video nathaniel bandy is the one who got me to watch your videos

@j0rts Год назад

Nathaniel is awesome!

@Sabagegah Год назад

How fast can you make human contact in every Mario game?

@dylanzlol7293 Год назад

Do toads count? If so, ok. If not, then uhh, impossible in most games?

@ChaoticHoly Год назад

@@dylanzlol7293 Rescue Peach.

@dylanzlol7293 Год назад

@@ChaoticHoly peach is the princess of the mushroom kingdom people isnt she?

@thecastiel69 Год назад

There is always water in the atmosphere. Clouds are, of course, the most visible manifestation of atmospheric water, but even clear air contains water - water in particles that are too small to be seen.

@TheFriday Год назад

Didn't know I needed this

@-Colonel-sanders- Год назад

Now you have to see how fast you can get women in every Mario game

@itsmekevvv Год назад

This man can touch anything...

@richardmahn7589 Год назад

At the Mario Game planning of multiple Mario games: "What should we design our game around?" "Well, they should have to work to touch water! After all, a video will be made on this!"

@ConnortheGonnor Год назад

"Its a stone luigi!" Also known as "Go touch stone please."

@alexiswilkerson6180 Год назад

1:09 …What the heck is this game?😂😂😂😂😂😂

@WestyC Год назад

Thank you for covering topics that legitimately matter.

@Li-.- Год назад

2:46 "im not counting this cause its in the backround" 1:31 *touching the backround as water*

@squashednuggofficial Месяц назад

Now touch your ball-

@deez.69 17 дней назад

oons

@robert357900 Год назад

1:31 technically, you can't touch that waterfall because it's clearly a background (look at that platform on the left side).

@JhonDavee 4 месяца назад

It doesn't have any water levels in super mario bros 2 so who cares?

@amyshaw893 2 месяца назад

It didn't count in SML2 as it was "clearly in the background" 2:47

@AlessandrosCreations 27 дней назад

3:42 poor toad

@chrisreybasalo Год назад

the series i didn't know i needed

@PCubiles Год назад

3:03 It got released 26 years ago, not 5

@memeelfman324 Год назад

R/whoosh

@GabrielBrown. 9 месяцев назад

27 years

@rockyrocky3007 9 месяцев назад

When he goes silent when he dies it’s so funny

@jc___underscore___ Год назад

In NSMB there’s a secret exit in 1-2 that takes you straight to the tower

@Ledoyi 11 месяцев назад

Other content creators like this: Count anything relatively close to the thing no matter how much difference there is Meanwhile this guy:

@thebittersideoftech Год назад

This was amazing. thank you

@Introbulus Год назад

Okay, you've touched grass, you've touched water, now it's time for the most daunting task for any gamer. Touch another human being.

@Jack_is_A_fan Год назад

0:52 that thing did stump me for a while

@Monunga Год назад

You can touch grass. You can touch water. But can you obtain maidens?

@MrSlinkySea 22 дня назад

You should do how fast can i touch myself in every mario game

@Pumpernikkle Год назад

I just drank some water. Numba 1 j0rts fan signing off for the night. See you crazy water lovers tomorrow

@theblaze89miller Год назад

Where’s my water? Mario: *work for it*

@TheNooberGoober Год назад

Wonder how it feels whenever you have to play every single Mario game and then once you touch water, you just have to leave

@TebecyBrad Год назад

It's interesting how it gets easier to touch water as the years go by

@Jack_is_A_fan Год назад

4:45 If you feel a bathtub with ice, you can splash around in it

@assafglass Год назад

Get out of the house in every mario game

@PrincessDini Год назад

Go touch lava now 😂 lol love the vids 😊

@nivolord Год назад

You got to touch fire now, to complete the Pokémon starter type trinity.

@SlappyDaniels Год назад

Loving the content

@jorgeayala5292 2 месяца назад

You're getting to cold in that fresh water, touch some lava

@I_am_here_to_eat_your_toes Год назад

mario is now wet and cold, you'll have to touch some trees to collect wood for a campfire to dry of and warm up

@red.gem_ Год назад

in the grand scheme of things i really know so little about mario games and culture. after finishing this video, i realised that i really only clicked on both this one and the last one for the moment where i got to go: that's super mario 64!!! there it is!! that's my game!! aaaand that's it