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How God Invented Prayer 

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Ever wonder how God came up with the idea for prayer? Well wonder no more! For my next animation, I'm planning to do another bible debunk that deals with a popular social topic a lot of people get wrong. Thanks very much to everyone who has been supporting the channel. I really appreciate it. In 2021, I've committed to being more active on Patreon. I recently switched to a per month basis instead of per video, and I'm still going to post plenty of updates, early access, sneak peeks, ideas, etc.
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@tipoima
@tipoima 3 года назад
Imagine just randomly stumbling upon this video. That beginning was extra even for local standards
@TheResidence.mp4
@TheResidence.mp4 3 года назад
Honestly, I love the completely over the top intros to quite calm content comparatively.
@leothenomad5675
@leothenomad5675 3 года назад
@Adrian Metzler The beginning had a power corrupts feel to it.
@jorionedwards
@jorionedwards 3 года назад
You could make a game out of it. Just lemme learn to program real quick...
@mrcombustiblelemon2902
@mrcombustiblelemon2902 3 года назад
@@leothenomad5675 technically speaking, all the Yahweh+Jeffrey videos should be part of the power corrupts series. They're from the time the test was still going on normally, that's why Jeffrey is in his angel form.
@georgeboocock9477
@georgeboocock9477 3 года назад
All historically accurate 😂
@_Mr.Tuvok_
@_Mr.Tuvok_ 3 года назад
Don’t build schools next to mountains Solid advice
@starstrk75
@starstrk75 3 года назад
😂 loved that part!
@ronjayrose9706
@ronjayrose9706 3 года назад
Ha I just got the pun
@bobspeigel9455
@bobspeigel9455 3 года назад
What about ski schools? :)
@anulfolantigua6291
@anulfolantigua6291 3 года назад
But in millions years there is a given chance there will a mountain in the place there wasn't any when the school was built cause tectonic plates stuff so...
@kevinqwen221
@kevinqwen221 3 года назад
But we live in the mountains
@avatareternal3204
@avatareternal3204 3 года назад
The universe would be a much better place if Jeffrey was in charge.
@muchotexto4248
@muchotexto4248 3 года назад
That's the joke. Jeffrey is the sane thinking reacting to God's act
@deltaxcd
@deltaxcd 3 года назад
You know that road to hell is paws with good desires?
@RobotNinjaDestroyer
@RobotNinjaDestroyer 3 года назад
Want your suicidal thought to go away? Then go back to Christianity. Simply ignore all the unexplainable holes in Christianity. When you wonder why the Bible says something you can't explain simply say "I DON'T KNOW!!! NOR DO I CARE!!! IM GONNA KEEP WORSHIPPING GOD NO MATTER WHAT!!!" Do that and you won't have anymore suicidal thoughts and at the end of your life you'll be rewarded with an eternal paradise....
@diemeshukmelniski9632
@diemeshukmelniski9632 3 года назад
@@RobotNinjaDestroyer can you stop?
@Angel_Kittichik
@Angel_Kittichik 3 года назад
@@RobotNinjaDestroyer I can't tell if that's sarcasm or not.
@garboil
@garboil 3 года назад
“Space combat voids warranty” is a sticker going on every vehicle I own from now on.
@debbys-abqnm4537
@debbys-abqnm4537 3 года назад
So many channels now offer "merch" (except none offer sweat pants, only clothing for upper half of body, and sometimes socks), but if DarkMatter2525 offered merch, I'd probably spend my "stimulus" check on it, including on the stickers you mention! Think of the face masks that could feature Jeffrey!
@RobotNinjaDestroyer
@RobotNinjaDestroyer 3 года назад
Want your suicidal thought to go away? Then go back to Christianity. Simply ignore all the unexplainable holes in Christianity. When you wonder why the Bible says something you can't explain simply say "I DON'T KNOW!!! NOR DO I CARE!!! IM GONNA KEEP WORSHIPPING GOD NO MATTER WHAT!!!" Do that and you won't have anymore suicidal thoughts and at the end of your life you'll be rewarded with an eternal paradise
@Don.tKillTheMessanger
@Don.tKillTheMessanger 3 месяца назад
​@@RobotNinjaDestroyer What a sad life that would be to live, for anyone.
@classicaj4972
@classicaj4972 3 года назад
The scene of God crying like a kid who just wants to be liked resonated so hard.
@otrogreandcorgi9818
@otrogreandcorgi9818 3 года назад
I think using the character of God as a bumbling dictator is pretty funny. Also poverty is a personal choice. And The Poor are the Greediest People you will ever meet.
@Tarotlynx
@Tarotlynx 3 года назад
@@otrogreandcorgi9818 Poverty is a matter of birth primarily. And the rich are the greediest people you will ever meet. Do not confuse needy for greedy.
@sasquatchpatch
@sasquatchpatch 3 года назад
@@Tarotlynx dude’s spamming comments with that last line
@otrogreandcorgi9818
@otrogreandcorgi9818 3 года назад
@@Tarotlynx Your ignorance makes you incorrect. Even in the third world there are people that dedicate themselves to lifting themselves out of poverty. And yet in the first world you will see people that were born into riches and luxury. And how casually they piss away their grandfather's and Father's success. So if you're in the first world or even the second world you really have no excuse for being poor. Especially considering the Myriad of programs that the poor generally make a conscious choice not to access. The poor are the greediest people because they choose to take the most valuable thing they have and piss it away. Thus they enslave the responsible and productive simply because they don't FEEL Like getting off their ass.
@rsync9490
@rsync9490 3 года назад
@@Tarotlynx Never take the bait, he wants to lure you into his apathetic, ignorant drivel about life experiences he doesn't understand. He doesn't understand that poor people are receiving the covid 19 vaccine after rich people like celebrities yet overwhelming make up the people putting their lives at risk every day. Apparently wanting to live and not suffer from adverse health effects for the rest of their lives in a health care system designed to leave them out on the streets or in incomprehensible debt is 'greedy'.
@sheepyhead0399
@sheepyhead0399 3 года назад
Seeing god and Jeffery explaining and crying about prayer whilst covered in blood, vomit, intestinal contents and chalk is just perfect
@asadmalik2464
@asadmalik2464 3 года назад
Sounds like a team clutch song
@jovalleau
@jovalleau 3 года назад
@God الله Allah I'm chillin, I'm illin', with my guts all over the ceilin'.
@ldg1414
@ldg1414 3 года назад
Thank you for letting me know I shouldn't watch this while eating.
@SaltpeterTaffy
@SaltpeterTaffy 3 года назад
And tears! Can't forget tears, he's covered in that too. :D
@kevinekasaputra3428
@kevinekasaputra3428 3 года назад
@God الله Allah simply delicious
@jedmccullough7959
@jedmccullough7959 3 года назад
I cant believe I was born into a world where 80% of the population refuses to except these simple truths.
@dreismith2334
@dreismith2334 3 года назад
Same tbh
@dreismith2334
@dreismith2334 3 года назад
I was very lucky to be born in England where most people are atheist though
@jedmccullough7959
@jedmccullough7959 3 года назад
@Wan ya that just stupid, do you think you sound smart? I knew religion was bs when I was 7 it doesn't take a deep thinker it takes not being a sheep. I was brainwashed from day one to believe yet NEVER did. I also dont fear death never have, so maybe thats why I dont cling to the hope I will live forever in paradise. Which is pure insanity but let them pretend something like that is possible. I think anyone who thinks without a doubt god is real should NEVER BE ALLOWED to have any power over anyone, especially in the government. Yet look what we have I honestly believe the reason we dont have health care livable wages and a better quality of life falls squarely at religious people feet.
@jedmccullough7959
@jedmccullough7959 3 года назад
@Wan its not being humble its called being a brainless sheep.
@jedmccullough7959
@jedmccullough7959 3 года назад
@Wan I've never forced anyone to do anything. My family is religious the only thing I do to them is ask questions forcing them to think, sadly with most religious people the answer is always " I just know in my heart and soul". I cant help but laugh at them for being so pathetic.
@llongone2
@llongone2 3 года назад
That scary, praying mountain-moving preacher looks suspiciously like Kenneth Copeland...
@headsworthtg3585
@headsworthtg3585 3 года назад
@@RobotNinjaDestroyer stop w/ the spam
@freeshrugs63
@freeshrugs63 3 месяца назад
Most evil things resemble Kenneth Copeland.
@Forrest1989
@Forrest1989 2 месяца назад
​@@freeshrugs63idk if it's evil, but I took a runny dump last night, and it looks like him 🤔
@sopita2236
@sopita2236 3 года назад
Not to mention he knows everything so there’s literally no point in asking because he already knows what you want and he already planned everything
@mastodonseven
@mastodonseven 3 года назад
That's assuming the point of pray is to beg 🤷‍♂️
@getasimbe
@getasimbe 3 года назад
@@mastodonseven If God knows everything, there is no point to prayer other than to maybe make you feel better in the moment
@marcocappelli2236
@marcocappelli2236 3 года назад
@@getasimbe Or maybe it's to stroke God's ego...
@sopita2236
@sopita2236 3 года назад
@@getasimbe exactly
@saoirse7167
@saoirse7167 3 года назад
And if a human can get God to change his plan, that seriously undermines the theory of omnipotence. A bit like picking and choosing bible verses to follow means that human judgement is more important than God’s. If the bible isn’t the word of God, but the word of humans, it ceases to have any more authority than any other historical work of fiction. You might as well derive moral lessons from the Odyssey.
@minaghaly3160
@minaghaly3160 3 года назад
As if angel Jeffrey isn't bad ass enough now he's cyborg ninja Jeffrey.
@innocentbystander3317
@innocentbystander3317 3 года назад
@Camera man Thank you, that comment was unbelievably helpful. I appreciate you sharing this vital information with us. How can we ever repay you?
@allalachhad4706
@allalachhad4706 3 года назад
the second coming of rambo
@catherinevo6060
@catherinevo6060 3 года назад
aye
@paulschlachter4313
@paulschlachter4313 3 года назад
Not sure about the bad ass thing... looks pretty healthy if you ask me... 0:58
@Quartan284
@Quartan284 3 года назад
Uhm - quite sure its Jeffery. Just saying.
@ThomasTrue
@ThomasTrue 3 года назад
When I was a Baptist I was told the answers to prayers were "yes", "no", or "wait".
@terminusadquem6981
@terminusadquem6981 2 года назад
hard to tell if no or wait.. what a dumb way to interpret.. 😆
@IchorIsSweet
@IchorIsSweet 2 года назад
Why is “wait” an answer? That’s basically yes.
@kevinmitchell6856
@kevinmitchell6856 2 года назад
Àll of the Christan gobbledegook say that
@davidfitnesstech
@davidfitnesstech 2 года назад
EXACTLY. That way, people can claim your prayers are ALWAYS answered.. even though they might not be answered in the way you wanted.
@scp-2348
@scp-2348 Год назад
There's also No, but Wait and also the worst one Wait, but No.
@dylantobler1135
@dylantobler1135 3 года назад
We don’t deserve darkmatter2525. The quality of his work is exponential.
@leyrua
@leyrua 3 года назад
In that case, his name should be _darkmatter25^25_ 😁
@scazab6408
@scazab6408 7 месяцев назад
For real, I wanna do such animations, darkmatter2525 is a wizard 😭
@jaysonallen5664
@jaysonallen5664 3 года назад
Can we just take a moment to appreciate how on point DarkMatter’s animations have become?
@barelyabear7956
@barelyabear7956 3 года назад
agreed even in his last video i was like what? so cool lots of improvement
@otrogreandcorgi9818
@otrogreandcorgi9818 3 года назад
sometimes the videos on point. I thought the fact that the aliens look like the Flying Spaghetti Monster was hilarious. - Also poverty is a personal choice. And The Poor are the Greediest People you will ever meet.
@deltaxcd
@deltaxcd 3 года назад
Does it mean that god puked coronavirus and infected all humanity because of the argument with Jefry?
@deltaxcd
@deltaxcd 3 года назад
@@JesusisLord254 yes, but mort simpletons believe that God is a person and and nobody can define it anyway. although the whole idea of god is personification. Aka turning some phenomenon into the person assuming that this phenomenon now has some agenda.
@Ionizap
@Ionizap 3 года назад
I always thought they were on point. Perhaps more so in later years.
@wurmIsDead
@wurmIsDead 3 года назад
Prayer never made much sense to me, even as a christian. It always felt like a popularity contest.
@louisbarrow4671
@louisbarrow4671 3 года назад
You were praying in the wrong religion. You should have been praying in Islam, the one true faith!
@krrr.4902
@krrr.4902 3 года назад
@@louisbarrow4671 how DO you guys pray?? Is it like a one way conversation like christians?? Genuine question, I'm curious and google gave me contradicting info during my 2 minutes long analysis of the first results page.
@mikean7074
@mikean7074 3 года назад
It always seemed so tedious and pointless to be constantly telling God I'm sorry for every little thing I could think that I had done that might have been wrong and to be asking him to help others and myself out with various things because he's supposed to be all-knowing so what exactly was I informing him of? Praying out loud always felt awkward, especially in a church setting where, yes, it did seem more like a show of who could put on the most eloquent prayers. Glad I'm out, religion is just weird.
@r.owennn
@r.owennn 3 года назад
@@krrr.4902 as an exmuslim, i had to pray five times a day. it was so annoying and i could never get anything else done because i was always rushing to prayer. and even then, we had to make wudu which is basically cleaning our bodies with water before praying (and that’s a whole other process)
@krrr.4902
@krrr.4902 3 года назад
@@mikean7074 In one of the catholic schools I went to the girls were encouraged to cry during silent "petition time" prayer and we could choose to kneel on the floor. Fun times, lots of trauma, very cool.
@Eudaletism
@Eudaletism 2 года назад
I like that heaven is basically just one cloud.
@thatonepianoguy_
@thatonepianoguy_ Год назад
1:14 ah yes, my favorite passage of the Bible when aliens fight angels.
@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
All Humans need to repent & Believe in Jesus. Why? Because all Humans have sinned (lied, lusted sexually, stolen, dishonoured parents etc). Avoid the fires of Hell (justice of God) and choose Heaven today. Jesus defeated death by rising from the dead. GOD IS HOLY
@sundarbe
@sundarbe 3 года назад
*You* are "High-Pathetic", I'm "Low-Pathetic". He didn't say "Not-Pathetic"!
@alinastanescu4430
@alinastanescu4430 3 года назад
God is self aware
@nova_supreme8390
@nova_supreme8390 3 года назад
He is modest like that.
@otrogreandcorgi9818
@otrogreandcorgi9818 3 года назад
And he didn't say never pathetic either. Also poverty is a personal choice. And The Poor are the Greediest People you will ever meet.
@clutch5011
@clutch5011 3 года назад
high-pothetic*
@terryfuldsgaming7995
@terryfuldsgaming7995 3 года назад
@@otrogreandcorgi9818 Well obviously the rich have so much money cuz they gave so much money away. Just like the GOP will decrease the deficit by lowering taxes. Its just basic logic. Everyone knows the less money you have the more money you have.
@whatisupmyfellowamericans8808
@whatisupmyfellowamericans8808 3 года назад
The idea of god being essentially a hormonal teenager on a power trip is hilarious and accurate. I call it hiluriate.
@muchotexto4248
@muchotexto4248 3 года назад
That's the headcannon. This man's not god. It's a teen from the future on a god chamber (Simulation where he is to believe he's god and billions of years are passing by where it's all just an hour) to test if he should be trusted a high rank in society by judging how a world where he is a god goes. Jeffrey is some colleague sent there to monitor him.
@nathangamble125
@nathangamble125 3 года назад
@@muchotexto4248 That's 1. Not how "headcanon" is spelled, and 2. Not what "headcanon" means. Headcanon is a fan interpretation of canon. What you're talking about is just "canon".
@michaelstone2379
@michaelstone2379 3 года назад
I call it deprarious Mr popo tfsDBZ abridged
@whatisupmyfellowamericans8808
@whatisupmyfellowamericans8808 3 года назад
@@michaelstone2379 Thank non-existent god _someone_ got that reference
@RobotNinjaDestroyer
@RobotNinjaDestroyer 3 года назад
Want your suicidal thought to go away? Then go back to Christianity. Simply ignore all the unexplainable holes in Christianity. When you wonder why the Bible says something you can't explain simply say "I DON'T KNOW!!! NOR DO I CARE!!! IM GONNA KEEP WORSHIPPING GOD NO MATTER WHAT!!!" Do that and you won't have anymore suicidal thoughts and at the end of your life you'll be rewarded with an eternal paradise..
@megahades8296
@megahades8296 Год назад
The guy praying for the mountain to move is fucking hilarious. Best animation.
@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
Most people have heard “Jesus/God loves you”. Does that mean they have a relationship with God and will go to heaven? Depends on the individual. A relationship is 2 sided, you receive love and you give love back. God showed His love by suffering, dying on the cross and rising from the dead for you, now you show Love back by repenting of your sins (lying, stealing, sexual sins, taking the Lord’s Name in vain etc) and believing in Jesus as your Lord and saviour so that Heaven is in your future not hell
@scazab6408
@scazab6408 7 месяцев назад
@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 ???
@isaaccarranza6846
@isaaccarranza6846 3 года назад
Do the aliens look like "flying spaghetti monsters" on purpose? 😂
@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 4 месяца назад
All Humans need to repent & Believe in Jesus as their God. Why? Because all Humans have sinned (lied, lusted sexually, stolen, dishonoured parents, unbelief etc). Avoid the fires of Hell (justice of God) and choose Heaven today. Jesus defeated death by rising from the dead. GOD IS HOLY
@zacmayes2802
@zacmayes2802 2 месяца назад
​@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363Who created Hell again?
@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 2 месяца назад
@@zacmayes2802 God as a place of separation from Him for sinning, God is toooooooooooooooo holysuch that a sinner in His presence will be utterly wiped out People underestimate hell, it is bad because it is separation from God. In a vision I was shown a person who claimed to be Christian but started fornication (premarital sex), He died relatively young and went to hell forever (1 Cor 6:9). God’s holiness means He will not coexist with sinners forever therefore Repent (Luke 13:3) and have a relationship with Jesus.
@Maceman486
@Maceman486 3 года назад
Last time I was this early god was still hovering over the waters.
@AndDiracisHisProphet
@AndDiracisHisProphet 3 года назад
hoverhover, hoverhover
@persephonesdad5792
@persephonesdad5792 3 года назад
@God الله Allah I need one of those Arabic keyboards
@TheReaverOfDarkness
@TheReaverOfDarkness 3 года назад
I'm pretty sure He was moving upon the face of the waters.
@yeshuachrist2300
@yeshuachrist2300 3 года назад
@God الله Allah allah? What are you doing here? 😡
@mrcombustiblelemon2902
@mrcombustiblelemon2902 3 года назад
@God الله Allah Allah! I missed you! I tried asking someone where you are, but he just told me that that is such a FOOLISH question!
@gleanerman2195
@gleanerman2195 3 года назад
I pray everyday for god to protect me from his followers, so far, not a goddamn thing.
@godofthegaps6741
@godofthegaps6741 3 года назад
Maybe someone is counterpraying your prayer and God is confused
@satanthedeceiver8142
@satanthedeceiver8142 3 года назад
God does not get confused. he's omniscient and omnipotent. if he's confused that means his plan didn't go as he intended, which means he didn't see this outcome there for he is not God
@satanthedeceiver8142
@satanthedeceiver8142 3 года назад
@@godofthegaps6741 besides personal belief I don't think prayer can be corrupted, because, for to be corrupted God would have to corrupt the prayer.
@satanthedeceiver8142
@satanthedeceiver8142 3 года назад
@Dick Balls • 30 years ago assuming their mom has a first son but either way personally I think nothing will happen
@satanthedeceiver8142
@satanthedeceiver8142 3 года назад
@Dick Balls • 30 years ago lol your ded
@mariolis
@mariolis Год назад
After watching power corrupts , I cant ever go back to looking at Jeffry and Yahweh the same way again... knowing their canonical lore for this channel ...
@LcdDrmr
@LcdDrmr 3 года назад
Any "real" Christian is supposed to pray only that God's Will Be Done, even as they're delighting in the fact that he will send all non-believers to Hell to suffer for eternity. 'Cause that's how "real" Christians get into heaven: high moral standards.
@otrogreandcorgi9818
@otrogreandcorgi9818 3 года назад
I thought the scratch ticket part was really funny. as well as the aliens looking like the Flying Spaghetti Monster --Also poverty is a personal choice. And The Poor are the Greediest People you will ever meet.
@nathangamble125
@nathangamble125 3 года назад
@@otrogreandcorgi9818 Poverty may be a consequence of the inability of people to get out of poverty, but that inability is a result of poor education and limited opportunity, not of "personal choice". There's no real choice when people haven't been taught how to make good choices.
@saucevc8353
@saucevc8353 3 года назад
@@otrogreandcorgi9818 You're kidding me right? So people choose to live on the streets, starve, and die of preventable disease on purpose? Clearly not right? So let's go over how poverty really occurs. One reason might be that they were born into a poor family. This means they can't afford good education, which means they can't get a good job and end up poor, continuing the cycle. They could also be poor because of disaster, for example if you get injured and have to pay a huge medical bill, you'll probably not be in the best place financially. Same if your house gets burned down in a fire or destroyed somehow, or if your bank account is hacked. Lastly, prejudice can cause people to find it harder to get jobs or good pay, for example black people have higher unemployment rates than whites.
@otrogreandcorgi9818
@otrogreandcorgi9818 3 года назад
@@saucevc8353You are clearly uneducated. It is Not the Rich. But the Poor that are the Greediest People you will ever meet. And your fallacies must be because of uneducated naive nature.. You need to stop thinking emotionally. And Think Mathematically with Time Base Decision Making. AKA Think Practically and Productively. When you take a good look at the West. Do you see no opportunities for people at the bottom in a western country? The simple answer is there's opportunity in abundance in the West. if you're failing in life in a lot of prosperous countries. it's because you make choices to be a failure. And being successful doesn't necessarily mean that you only entire world. But at the very least it should mean that you can stand on your own two feet and not be a leech off everyone around you. So you're what you think is empathy is actually parasitic in the long run. You should be ashamed of yourself.
@otrogreandcorgi9818
@otrogreandcorgi9818 3 года назад
@@nathangamble125 Oh and the middle class and the poor are why prices always go up in the West. It's Not the Rich that are voting for all the free giving welfare programs. considering that 70% of your taxes are basically subsidization of other people's problems. your taxes are going up because the middle class and the poor don't want to pay more in taxes. basically to cover the expenses of what they vote for. the politicians know they can't raise taxes on the middle class on the poor. so they just inflate the Dollar by printing money. Which effectively raises the price for everything which is a tax on the middle class and the poor whether they like it or not. But it wasn't the rich that voted for more free stuff for people that didn't earn it. so who's actually greedy when you really mathematically look at it? because how can it be greed if you actually went out and worked and earned your own money? The greed would be when you're trying to take more money from one group than another. In fact it's actually slavery via percentages to take more money from one group than another. because your money is a measurement of the time you spend making it. plus a measurement of how long you can live off the money you make. And honest system would be simply a sales tax with know income tax. And let everyone decide based on the ridiculous levels of luxury or frugality what is truly their fair share.
@henryviiifake8244
@henryviiifake8244 3 года назад
"Parental Unit, why have you foresaken me?" 😭🤣
@Barwasser
@Barwasser 3 года назад
well it is politically correct...
@RobotNinjaDestroyer
@RobotNinjaDestroyer 3 года назад
Want your suicidal thought to go away? Then go back to Christianity. Simply ignore all the unexplainable holes in Christianity. When you wonder why the Bible says something you can't explain simply say "I DON'T KNOW!!! NOR DO I CARE!!! IM GONNA KEEP WORSHIPPING GOD NO MATTER WHAT!!!" Do that and you won't have anymore suicidal thoughts and at the end of your life you'll be rewarded with an eternal paradise..
@mainamwangi5374
@mainamwangi5374 3 года назад
"Parental Unit, forgive them..." That was very funny! Dark matter is good🤣🤣
@mainamwangi5374
@mainamwangi5374 3 года назад
@@RobotNinjaDestroyer shut up.
@thelogicalfallacy4635
@thelogicalfallacy4635 3 года назад
@@RobotNinjaDestroyer What if we don't want those thoughts to go away?
@theblackphilosopher5958
@theblackphilosopher5958 3 года назад
Celestial vending machine, that breaks and gives you the wrong things.
@martinfiala3910
@martinfiala3910 3 года назад
Takes your cash without dispensing
@JojonathanOliveira
@JojonathanOliveira 3 года назад
A Celestial vending machine that randomly gives a product when you put a coin in and sometimes doesn't give anything. Sounds a lot like Yu-Gi-Oh duel links tbh
@TheLodjur
@TheLodjur 3 года назад
Indeed, a vending machine that constantly gets stuck. Even when you try to strategically buy that soda you don't want to drop down on the chocolate you paid for that's stuck in the spring. Even when you resort to brutal force, attacking the machine out of frustration (I paid for 3 items and got non!) it's not putting out. It's more like a robbing machine, but for your mind and sanity.
@holasirena
@holasirena 3 года назад
And every once in a while you get blessed with three of the same thing to make up for the twenty previous times you didn't get anything.
@thomasreagor1706
@thomasreagor1706 3 года назад
So basically a mobile game with a gacha system that has shit drop rates.
@KingQwertzlbrmpf
@KingQwertzlbrmpf 3 года назад
That Kenneth Copeland impression is so awsome^^ I'm pretty sure that's exactly how it looks when Kenneth Copeland prays. Fangs and intense vibrating.
@T--xo2uq
@T--xo2uq 3 года назад
Pray to The Sun, it has just as much chance of success.
@KattoRomeo
@KattoRomeo 3 года назад
If God of the sun sent His son to die for me, perhaps I am greater than the sun
@jorgej4621
@jorgej4621 3 года назад
Bro, Ngl Jeffrey is overpowered, he no scoped all the aliens
@OrangeUtan1
@OrangeUtan1 3 года назад
*nazi aliens
@BrutusAlbion
@BrutusAlbion 3 года назад
@@OrangeUtan1 nazi zombie aliens!
@muchotexto4248
@muchotexto4248 3 года назад
Angels can win entire wars on their own. That was not impressive for an angel
@BrutusAlbion
@BrutusAlbion 3 года назад
@@muchotexto4248 aye I guess you have eye witness accounts?
@otrogreandcorgi9818
@otrogreandcorgi9818 3 года назад
Well he is God's right hand man..-.Also poverty is a personal choice. And The Poor are the Greediest People you will ever meet.
@peach495
@peach495 3 года назад
The very concept of prayer contradicts the very concept of god. What need you pray to the god that knows your every thought even before you do? When praying on behalf of others , like victims of tragedy, that would be tantamount to trying to change gods mind, as he has his plan.
@mrcombustiblelemon2902
@mrcombustiblelemon2902 3 года назад
Unless, of course, prayer counts as a good deed, in which case the prayer provides extenuating circumstances that lead to a more favorable outcome under the same judicial system.
@greggaygayakutami1402
@greggaygayakutami1402 3 года назад
A prayer is a test of dedication not thoughts.
@peach495
@peach495 3 года назад
@@greggaygayakutami1402 Dedication is a thought. If you're dedicated it would be within your consciousness that you are. That would be something the god already knows. The very fact a test is needed suggest the god doesn't know everything.
@greggaygayakutami1402
@greggaygayakutami1402 3 года назад
@@peach495 acting through a prayer shows a GOOD quality of dedication. Dedication within a mere thought is not enough and shows a low quality of it.
@peach495
@peach495 3 года назад
@@greggaygayakutami1402 And this god that knows everything before you do needs this "demonstration"?
@Furzkampfbomber
@Furzkampfbomber 2 года назад
That Zylorg ending came as unexpected as the bicycle and was even more hilarious.
@maddyg2320
@maddyg2320 3 года назад
Lmao I love god's eye twitch when Jeffrey tells him he's a scratch off lotto ticket 🤣🤣
@gavincarothers595
@gavincarothers595 11 месяцев назад
Albeit a crooked rigged total busted one to be exact, it's accurate how it is too much too good to be true, even in reality's perspective.
@kmlanefri1398
@kmlanefri1398 3 года назад
I love how heaven is just a tiny cloud in the middle of no where
@ANTINATALIST_lewis
@ANTINATALIST_lewis Год назад
Lol
@Muhluri
@Muhluri 6 месяцев назад
At least it explains how Elijah got to heaven on the golden chariot
@ADMusic1999
@ADMusic1999 3 года назад
Conservatives: ask God to give Trump a second term. God: *vomits in coronavirus*
@shadowthedemonicwolf4410
@shadowthedemonicwolf4410 3 года назад
So God can be harmed
@wrestlinghe2638
@wrestlinghe2638 3 года назад
hey were not all Christians.
@debbys-abqnm4537
@debbys-abqnm4537 3 года назад
Also vomits Adderall for DJT to continue taking and destroying his intestines. Maybe God also makes adult diapers hard for DJT's minions to find for DJT... that's a God who would interest me!
@RobotNinjaDestroyer
@RobotNinjaDestroyer 3 года назад
Want your suicidal thought to go away? Then go back to Christianity. Simply ignore all the unexplainable holes in Christianity. When you wonder why the Bible says something you can't explain simply say "I DON'T KNOW!!! NOR DO I CARE!!! IM GONNA KEEP WORSHIPPING GOD NO MATTER WHAT!!!" Do that and you won't have anymore suicidal thoughts and at the end of your life you'll be rewarded with an eternal paradise
@abhayraj4189
@abhayraj4189 3 года назад
@@RobotNinjaDestroyer So the Christian believers that suicide because of mental health werent Christians??
@curiousnerdkitteh
@curiousnerdkitteh Год назад
This episode is epic!
@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
All Humans need to repent & Believe in Jesus. Why? Because all Humans have sinned (lied, lusted sexually, stolen, dishonoured parents etc). Avoid the fires of Hell (justice of God) and choose Heaven today. Jesus defeated death by rising from the dead. GOD IS HOLY
@cdogthehedgehog6923
@cdogthehedgehog6923 Год назад
​@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363prove a 2000 year old tribal conman came back to life. I'll wait.
@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
@@cdogthehedgehog6923 Number 1 pro-f is that Jesus lives inside of believers working in us and through us I have some underlying health issues which can lead to premature death, so I heard about fasting can help fix many issues so I decided to give it a go by dry fasting (no food or water) I could only do it for 1-2 days a week without feeling too weak, but a few months in my heart started racing and it let weaker and weaker. When I would eat something unhealthy it would race hard. One night it was racing hard and a tall figure in white appeared and was praying towards the picture of Jesus in my room, he said something like “please don’t let him die from a heart attack”, then soon after he disappeared and I heard the audible voice of God tell me some stuff then that voice stopped then I felt my body being lifted and life being pumped back into my heart and I was healed thank God, Jesus is God and He is very loving and a miracle worker.
@chuck2703
@chuck2703 3 года назад
Jeff doesn't skip leg day.
@anuscanis7463
@anuscanis7463 3 года назад
I didn’t expect this to be a deleted Rick & Morty episode!
@vigorousvoid5330
@vigorousvoid5330 3 года назад
6:47 I don’t think I have laughed this hard in awhile, that was amazing!
@Sammie551
@Sammie551 3 года назад
Loved it when he said "maybe"
@nogatonis194
@nogatonis194 3 года назад
9:25 was also a good scene lol
@Rudxain
@Rudxain 2 года назад
6:53 looked like a YTP, I was dying LMAO
@konology8210
@konology8210 Год назад
Looks like Kenneth Copeland
@cezar211091
@cezar211091 Год назад
Kenneth Copeland
@gpang788
@gpang788 2 года назад
Yup, Jeffrey pretty much sums up what I truly DESIRED a relationship with God to be like back when I was a Christian. Unfortunately, this insipid God of the bible wouldn't have it any other way and wanted to tear my family, friends, hobby etc away from me. Now I am atheist and am very glad I saw thru all these bullshit
@mattmorehouse9685
@mattmorehouse9685 Месяц назад
Good job! With how many people are religious and the way the human brain works, it can be difficult to cut through the BS of religion. I hope you live a long and fruitful life in non belief.
@AliceSpeltRight
@AliceSpeltRight 3 года назад
At this point, the “Jeffery, I’m God” is classic
@laughingman3777
@laughingman3777 3 года назад
I love that the Alien world listens to techno.
@jesseling144
@jesseling144 3 года назад
Logical
@otrogreandcorgi9818
@otrogreandcorgi9818 3 года назад
I thought it was great that the aliens were basically a rip on the Flying Spaghetti Monster-Also poverty is a personal choice. And The Poor are the Greediest People you will ever meet. Side note. it's nice to see someone using the Laughing Man symbol for a change- Just went back and rewatched the series the other day.
@Intifada1981
@Intifada1981 3 года назад
am a alien, can confirm we love techno
@otrogreandcorgi9818
@otrogreandcorgi9818 3 года назад
@@Intifada1981 They power of the ship with the Walk Like A Egyptian Dance. There's an alien race that powers there's Pyramid Spaceships with that dance from the 80s. The whole thing of bringing that song to Earth was a training camp to have other races power their ships. Like an ancient times with wind power ships that also used oars. Doing the Egyptian dance all day is a pretty brutal 9:00 to 5:00.
@QJ89
@QJ89 3 года назад
In the future, we will be listening to Space-synth. It will be glorious.
@warrenburroughs3025
@warrenburroughs3025 3 года назад
Always loved the interactions between Jeffrey and god.
@bigdipster542
@bigdipster542 Год назад
I have a friend who is exactly like god and I’m always getting in these same back and forths with him and coincidentally my name is Jeffrey
@Idonthaveone-ug6wj
@Idonthaveone-ug6wj 2 месяца назад
Watch out for VR games! Especially at your SCHOOLS! /jk Its power corrupts irl!
@whiterabbit75
@whiterabbit75 3 года назад
So, he sent Jeffry to the planet of Flying Spaghetti Monsters, just to avoid talking to him for a few minutes. Yup, that tracks. Sounds like something Yahweh would do.
@michealforguson5317
@michealforguson5317 2 года назад
Vexen: Zexion! Zexion! Where is Lord Xemnas?! Zexion: He told me that he didn't wish to be bothered. Vexen: The Chamber of Repose! He goes there every time I want to speak with him.
@ADMusic1999
@ADMusic1999 3 года назад
Somebody asks God to cure their cancer: prayer denied. Some angry mustache guy asks to become the most powerful man in Europe: *prayer granted.*
@jooksin6244
@jooksin6244 3 года назад
Hitler was an atheist but ok
@buddha5446
@buddha5446 3 года назад
@@jooksin6244 Actually wasn't. Was as much of an atheist as Teresa.
@deltaxcd
@deltaxcd 3 года назад
@@buddha5446 Theresa was a satanist or probably a Satan itself trying to create hell on earth LOL either way much much worse than Hitler.
@BlackAtheistRants
@BlackAtheistRants 3 года назад
I bragged about this channel last night on my live stream. We love you matter❤️❤️
@zyrover
@zyrover 3 года назад
A black atheist??? Wow!!! I'm glad I'm not the only one. Not many of us in Georgia. We are as rare as unicorns down here in the Dirty South!
@BlackAtheistRants
@BlackAtheistRants 3 года назад
@@zyrover yes we are. I’m in Memphis so you could imagine how brainwashed they are here. It’s ridiculous.
@mastodonseven
@mastodonseven 3 года назад
@@zyrover Interesting, perhaps the colour of your skin doesn't determine your character. MLK was right after all...
@thickseed
@thickseed 3 года назад
No such thing as a "black" or a "white" person.
@mastodonseven
@mastodonseven 3 года назад
@@thickseed I do think we are overly concerned with labeling ourselves in all manner of ways.
@ssj4mathgenius
@ssj4mathgenius 3 года назад
I have so many things I loved about this! The content itself was amazing (as usual), but the animation in this one seemed more vibrant to me! I don't know why but the dust clouds as they wrote on the board were so cool. Also that whole jeffrey battling those aliens at the beginning was epic! Just really good animation ❤️
@thugsofgaming5446
@thugsofgaming5446 3 года назад
God didn't created human We humans created god for our sake
@deltaxcd
@deltaxcd 3 года назад
depends on how you define god. if you think deeper god is nothing else than evolution/capitalism. although Jesus is communist
@PhysicsPolice
@PhysicsPolice 3 года назад
The callback at the end is so incredibly funny! My ribs hurt from laughing.
@yjk1037
@yjk1037 3 года назад
Was it just me who was disappointed that Jeffrey didn't use his halo as a weapon during the ninja attacks? Another epic video btw👍
@CuulX
@CuulX 3 года назад
I wasn't, but I am now!
@Majik53
@Majik53 3 года назад
Like a boomerang that slices who you throw it at? That would be cool.
@deltaxcd
@deltaxcd 3 года назад
did you by some chance seen my comic? LOL
@Majik53
@Majik53 3 года назад
@@deltaxcd - If you were talking to me, no I haven't. I was thinking of the James Bond film with the character "Odd Job" who had a weaponized bowler hat. A halo tossed like a boomerang, slicing through everyone and then returning to Jefferey's head with a 'boing' was what I was thinking at the time I commented.
@cageybee7221
@cageybee7221 3 года назад
like a tron disc lol
@rosem6604
@rosem6604 3 года назад
Poor Jeffrey. I missed him. His "what????" became my thing when being incredulous at hubby. And there's also - "don't make me go Jeffrey on you" :)
@itsaboutthattime4425
@itsaboutthattime4425 3 года назад
We just gonna ignore how thicc Jeffrey is 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Poopfingers345
@Poopfingers345 3 года назад
Those cheeks got juicier for sure.
@itsaboutthattime4425
@itsaboutthattime4425 3 года назад
@@Poopfingers345 lmaooooooo
@isobelmiller7464
@isobelmiller7464 3 года назад
He's a baby
@cageybee7221
@cageybee7221 3 года назад
he's literally a baby, yes we are.
@abstraction6212
@abstraction6212 4 месяца назад
But then Chris Hansen will get upset at us.
@michaelthomas5433
@michaelthomas5433 3 года назад
Try being a Christian who argues with other Christians against the idea of the Father being a divine pez dispenser in the sky.
@saoirse7167
@saoirse7167 3 года назад
How?
@michaelthomas5433
@michaelthomas5433 3 года назад
@@saoirse7167 Quick answer: not very successfully. Longer answer, prayer is for laying your troubles at the feet of the Father. For spiritual purposes. Not to get a freebie of something. It's an expression of faith and attempt at communion. Ppl who treat prayer as something differently use it generally for two reasons. To provide some sort of "physical" proof of God and/or to show their own elevated status. So basically someone finds a $50 bill when they need it and that's proof of not only Gods action, but of His love for that person. But that is only due to the flawed view point of the individual. Faith can't be proven and no one can truely know the actions of God. This last thing is sadly something that is often said but rarely accepted amongst believers.
@MrGSnipes
@MrGSnipes 3 года назад
@@michaelthomas5433 You are aware of the countless verses in the bible that does support the pez despenser believers right?
@michaelthomas5433
@michaelthomas5433 3 года назад
@@MrGSnipes Really? Man did I back the wrong horse. ?;- ) There are many verses related to many things. For instance no verse specifically condemns slavery, and the Bible was used by both those who supported that vile institution and by those who opposed it to justify their actions. The Law is a living Law. It's a teaching tool not a straight jacket.
@satanthedeceiver8142
@satanthedeceiver8142 3 года назад
Beans
@TheLodjur
@TheLodjur 3 года назад
"Our Goooooood, is a horrible, evil and selfish god, who strikes, from heaven above" At least they should get the hymn right, be fair to the creature your worship.
@kamikeserpentail3778
@kamikeserpentail3778 3 года назад
Our god is an awful god, he reigns with power and blood
@otrogreandcorgi9818
@otrogreandcorgi9818 3 года назад
your statement kind of makes me want to play the 8-Bit game Crystalis. And watch Castle in the Sky again. -Also poverty is a personal choice. And The Poor are the Greediest People you will ever meet.
@ADeeSHUPA
@ADeeSHUPA 3 года назад
@@otrogreandcorgi9818 The Poor are the Greediest
@otrogreandcorgi9818
@otrogreandcorgi9818 3 года назад
@@ADeeSHUPA a correct statement. and the poor are the reason that nothing really moves forward in this world.
@ADeeSHUPA
@ADeeSHUPA 3 года назад
@@otrogreandcorgi9818 Are You a Jew or smth
@DulcetNuance
@DulcetNuance 2 года назад
1:04 Alien swastikas. Excellent.
@nulllex0099
@nulllex0099 3 года назад
This is how the deepest questions should be answered. With alien fights and dragons from hell.
@BigPanda096
@BigPanda096 2 года назад
When the system is based on "Yes, No or Maybe," it's pretty explanatory on what the people who invented it were thinking.
@DonaldKronos
@DonaldKronos 3 года назад
Warning, space combat voids warranty --- love it
@MasterTSayge
@MasterTSayge 3 года назад
2:48 I just LOVE how God didn't ask how Jeffery how he went past all the security measures as if he knew he couldn't stop Jeffery. LMAO!!!
@JaxontheOkay
@JaxontheOkay Год назад
it's meant simply as a deterrent to buy him some alone time i suppose lol
@ethanfuller1509
@ethanfuller1509 Год назад
Why is Jefferey packing an entire bakery?
@slyninja4444
@slyninja4444 3 года назад
Prays to move a mountain SOLVED: God moves it in the direction away from the school or not all the way to the school.
@MedK001
@MedK001 3 года назад
then what if there's a whole ass city around the mountain? Or what if the prayer asked God to move the mountain to that direction specifically?
@jorionedwards
@jorionedwards 3 года назад
Levitate the mountain. Teleport the mountain. Anything but drag the thing across the ground.
@DrunkenUFOPilot
@DrunkenUFOPilot 3 года назад
[jaw drops to floor] Oh yeah! Genius! You should run for God, next divine election.
@thrackerzod6097
@thrackerzod6097 3 года назад
What if some one prays for god to bury the school under the mountain?
@storminnorrin6676
@storminnorrin6676 3 года назад
What is someone prays to keep the mountain where it is, while someone else prays to move the mountain?
@k31than
@k31than 3 года назад
LOL. Even the MJ leaf that covers Jeffrey's privy has a separate piece that comes with his space suit, and how each of the zylorg's eyes have their own helmets.
@po-sq3wj
@po-sq3wj Год назад
4:44 Jeffery's wing twitching😂😂
@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
Most people have heard “Jesus/God loves you”. Does that mean they have a relationship with God and will go to heaven? Depends on the individual. A relationship is 2 sided, you receive love and you give love back. God showed His love by suffering, dying on the cross and rising from the dead for you, now you show Love back by repenting of your sins (lying, stealing, sexual sins, taking the Lord’s Name in vain etc) and believing in Jesus as your Lord and saviour so that Heaven is in your future not hell
@Ionizap
@Ionizap 3 года назад
The concept of prayer always failed me. Now I know why jokingly . Seriously think of all the people who cried out to God in prayer to avoid execution, torture and various other things. And little Johnny gets his wish to get something for Christmas.
@littlemichaeljr6518
@littlemichaeljr6518 3 года назад
I've never been so happy to see another video. I love you DarkMatter2525, you freed me, make me laugh, and make me happy. May time treat you well my friend :)
@painlesszm1421
@painlesszm1421 3 года назад
So many eyes and yet so blessed with stormtrooper aim. Lol
@pavithraravi347
@pavithraravi347 3 года назад
“You created the entire universe just to become a cosmic scratch off lotto ticket”😂🤣
@psmitty840
@psmitty840 3 года назад
That had to have been at least like 60 hours of work for an ultimately-meaningless recurring joke at the beginning and a credits call-back. I love this channel.
@ScooterWeibels
@ScooterWeibels 3 года назад
new darkmatter animation with Jeffry makes my day.
@FYAHROIALL
@FYAHROIALL 3 года назад
Someone get this man a deal wid Netflix
@henryviiifake8244
@henryviiifake8244 3 года назад
On God! Wait...
@joeyavila572
@joeyavila572 3 года назад
Same animation too
@lopolik
@lopolik 3 года назад
He could make some show like Rick and Morty, he is really talented.
@dennisbeaman958
@dennisbeaman958 Год назад
Wish there was a game about his channel and videos they are always so fun and awesome
@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
All Humans need to repent & Believe in Jesus. Why? Because all Humans have sinned (lied, lusted sexually, stolen, dishonoured parents etc). Avoid the fires of Hell (justice of God) and choose Heaven today. Jesus defeated death by rising from the dead. GOD IS HOLY
@VenomousSoup14
@VenomousSoup14 Год назад
The guy that runs this channel would make an excellent god
@jevinliu4658
@jevinliu4658 3 года назад
"If I spell it, then it is right" - Etymology 101 haha
@mr.kingkayyy7401
@mr.kingkayyy7401 3 года назад
There's also the fact that an "All Knowing" "god" would already know everything you're going to ask it for, and whether or not it's going to give it to you before you do. So there's no point in asking or there ever being a "maybe".
@autobotstarscream765
@autobotstarscream765 3 года назад
Whereas the "god" in this cartoon not only knows next to nothing but is borderline illiterate...
@docmoreau7540
@docmoreau7540 3 года назад
That's why decent christian would pray gawd for only one thing - salvation. And not because decent christian think her prayers would change gawd's desicion, but because she see prayer as part of demonstrating self-discipline and devotion.
@mr.kingkayyy7401
@mr.kingkayyy7401 3 года назад
@@docmoreau7540 That still doesn't make sense for the reasons I mentioned.
@Mechaghostman2
@Mechaghostman2 3 года назад
I wanted to see Mountain Hockey, controlled by prayer players. :D
@ahkoukyoussef
@ahkoukyoussef 4 месяца назад
I just love when you animate people running fast it just cracks me up
@Teejaye1100
@Teejaye1100 Год назад
This is video gold!! I love these.. It allows us to see from a third person how ridiculous this god concept really is.
@kristofkovacs1742
@kristofkovacs1742 3 года назад
Lost it at "parental unit forgive them for they know not what they do"
@Valeriuciocan18
@Valeriuciocan18 3 года назад
Looks like the production value has skyrocketed. Can't say I am not happy.
@singleasasin
@singleasasin 3 года назад
So ... Jeffery has a "new name" : "The DESTRUCTOR" !!! ... Sounds meneacing ! ... i like it ! ... ☺️
@vtron9832
@vtron9832 3 года назад
I always love me some God ñ’ Jeffrey videos. Also, I absolutely love your usage of Space Engine for space footage.
@Doctor_Straing_Strange
@Doctor_Straing_Strange 3 года назад
finally, another masterpiece
@randomblueguy
@randomblueguy 3 года назад
I don’t wanna be that guy but the video was published like 3 minutes ago and your comment 2 minutes ago, meaning you only could have watched 1 minute out of a 10 minute video, i.e. assuming you clicked on it right away.
@Doctor_Straing_Strange
@Doctor_Straing_Strange 3 года назад
@@randomblueguy I see the future my boy, just believe me (even though I have no evidence to support my claim)
@Leviiiiiiiiiiiiiii111
@Leviiiiiiiiiiiiiii111 3 года назад
@@Doctor_Straing_Strange lol
@truereview1172
@truereview1172 3 года назад
@@randomblueguy 🤣
@Doctor_Straing_Strange
@Doctor_Straing_Strange 3 года назад
@@Leviiiiiiiiiiiiiii111 hey, it works with christians, it oughtta work with yt commentors too, right? lmao
@timkirsten6184
@timkirsten6184 3 года назад
I love that Kenneth Copeland is the one praying for the mountain to bury the school
@acheron16
@acheron16 3 года назад
While I love "Power Corrupts", I have been missing these small skits
@adrianinha19
@adrianinha19 3 года назад
Did Jefrey have to kill all those inocent aliens, tho? He was the invador, they were just minding their own business.
@btat16
@btat16 3 года назад
Judging by the flags, I don’t think they’re as innocent as they seem.
@damienasmodeus928
@damienasmodeus928 3 года назад
@@btat16 on Alien planet that flag can have a completely different meaning. What if we are misjudging. On the fist sight they may look like Nazis, but they might be not . We only saw flags and mustaches, but we didn't see any concentration camps. Those flags could just be flags of some charity organization.
@btat16
@btat16 3 года назад
@@damienasmodeus928 You’re right. I was definitely bringing my earthling bias towards a potentially peaceful civilisation :(
@galacticbob1
@galacticbob1 3 года назад
@@damienasmodeus928 Um, their leader wanted to ally with Yahweh. Clearly, they are not some kind of morally superior race if they condone his actions. 😅
@yosua_bpjs
@yosua_bpjs 3 года назад
well... like a saying tells, two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer.
@martinfiala3910
@martinfiala3910 Год назад
Darkmatter, you make God lovable
@biologicalengineoflove6851
@biologicalengineoflove6851 3 года назад
1:58 The Zylorgs must have to pray to get those helmets on
@biologicalengineoflove6851
@biologicalengineoflove6851 3 года назад
@ALTER AMICHAI The Nazis goose-stepped across Europe with 'Gott Mit Uns' "God with us" on their belt buckles. Hitler invoked Jesus multiple times in Mein Kampf and was never excommunicated. Those aliens are fictional, but let me remind you it's a hypothetical, the plot hole is that it makes great sense for god to not exist.
@biologicalengineoflove6851
@biologicalengineoflove6851 3 года назад
@ALTER AMICHAI Sorry dude. We just don't buy into the whole god thing.
@biologicalengineoflove6851
@biologicalengineoflove6851 3 года назад
@ALTER AMICHAI no yours
@sweetdurt2143
@sweetdurt2143 3 года назад
I want da fling babi to be god The animation is getting better and better every time
@InfinitiSin
@InfinitiSin 3 года назад
God creates human. Also God creates prayer. *sounds like propaganda to me*
@Doctor_Straing_Strange
@Doctor_Straing_Strange 3 года назад
STONKS
@deltaxcd
@deltaxcd 3 года назад
For me, it sounds like free psychologist services
@Onganana
@Onganana 3 года назад
Jeffery is the coolest flying baby, ever! And the animation is getting better and better as the years go by. Big salute! 🙏🙏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@VisiblyPinkUnicorn
@VisiblyPinkUnicorn 3 года назад
"The creature appears to seek his parental unit" - Vel'God.
@user-pz3fg6qk2z
@user-pz3fg6qk2z 3 года назад
Don't worry about the graphics we are here for the storytelling and the humour . I would take more lower graphic videos over the opposite If given the choice. Like of you agree
@TheJarJarKinks
@TheJarJarKinks 3 года назад
"hypodermically" I choked on my tea the first time he said it, then god's fragile ego made me laugh again.
@terminusadquem6981
@terminusadquem6981 2 года назад
he is gawd. you are wrong. don't question it. 😆
@QuinnBuckland
@QuinnBuckland 3 года назад
This is what it sounds like, when gods cry.
@isobelmiller7464
@isobelmiller7464 3 года назад
Touch, if you will, my stomach Feel how it trembles inside You've got the butterflies all tied up Don't make me chase you. Even doves have pride
@uncomplicatedi
@uncomplicatedi Год назад
The ending: god hates geniune positive relationship
@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
All Humans need to repent & Believe in Jesus. Why? Because all Humans have sinned (lied, lusted sexually, stolen, dishonoured parents etc). Avoid the fires of Hell (justice of God) and choose Heaven today. Jesus defeated death by rising from the dead. GOD IS HOLY
@uncomplicatedi
@uncomplicatedi Год назад
@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 thanks for replying. I've already done all that many times so (nonexistant) god must be happy with me.
@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
@@uncomplicatedi Thanks look i dont know whether you are serious or not but Jesus HATES SIN so one must repent and believe to go to heaven otherwise hell In one of my visitations to hell, Jesus showed me a person who was a Christian (Jesus said “he was a Christian like you”). But the guy unfortunately started sleeping around (he was planning on repenting later). He died middle aged and went to hell forever it was dark but Jesus lit up the area, he asked Jesus for another chance but unfortunately it was too late for him, Pretty said, Repent and ask Jesus to help you with your struggles (James 4:7)
@Idonthaveone-ug6wj
@Idonthaveone-ug6wj 2 месяца назад
@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363remember that God is unchanging,
@Idonthaveone-ug6wj
@Idonthaveone-ug6wj 2 месяца назад
@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363so he only cares about your life and has a plan for you if you’re a straight Jewish man.
@godkingathleticsllc4218
@godkingathleticsllc4218 3 года назад
It's always a GREAT DAY when Darkmatter2525 releases a new offering! Great stuff...and as usual, packed full with logic!
@spectraphantom98
@spectraphantom98 3 года назад
So God invented the orbital canon. It all makes sense now.
@chimyshark
@chimyshark 3 года назад
wow when did God get so smart? This was his most self-aware vlog yet!
@jhonvelez9598
@jhonvelez9598 3 года назад
I love the "God invented..." kind of videos.
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