Scientists Discover God 

And because we are time travelers

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Bro you said twat waffle??😂😂😂

@Joseph Dude check your steam.😁

Yeah it is like the Greek Myths

then there was the European Paganism crossover that screwed over the continuity

@Breen Mahon so, who’s interpretation of the continuity is right? i mean the author hasn’t talked to the fanbase openly in a while so it’s hard to say. (/joke if anyone couldn’t tell)

I think that you may have forgotten that the Mormons say that they have that bootleg director's cut that nobody's ever seen, too.

@@Springfield1191 well don’t they claim to have the directors cut in their new book tho?

Haha I died😂

@@chrisbotos Curious that the creator of the universe was so concerned about male homosexuality but entirely unconcerned about female homosexuality. It's almost as if ...

@@chrisbotos I've watched enough darkmatter videos, and I really should have seen that coming, but somehow it just caught me off guard (like the scientist in the video). 🤣 "DID I STUTTER?!"

@Vicks VaporRub Well, they want their "chosen tribe" to survive. Meaning having lot's of children.. It's much harder to force a man to have kids than a woman...

@Vicks VaporRub It might have been a joke, but it's true.

That's unironically the reason some jewish groups allow pre-marital sex between women and still allow those women to marry a man later. Bi people stay winning.

😂

😂

Absolutely true 😁

Well we’re talking intolerant religious. I know plenty of theists who don’t care about what you believe and plenty of obnoxious theists

@@steakfilly5199 By definition. Because those theists wouldn't be making religious posts. They would silently follow the teachings of church they were born into. They don't even care about their own religion.

Lol tbh it would be pretty cool to know that the creator, if there is one, is a cool dude who doesn't mind messing up with us and then they be like "don't worry dudes all I said is a lie, just be nice people" lol

That's just... being a parent.

@@Pico_Captain I really wish that were true but with all the shit some people have to go through there’s no way he would get away with being called a cool dude :(

So, basically, if god exists, it's an edgy teenager.

What questions would you ask?

Sure. Just give me your credit card number, expiry date and that magic little number of the back of the card, and I'll deposit the money right away. Honest!

Settle down, Bob.

lol! just give it to Bob. My grandfather was a Bob, claimed god told him to buy a new Cadillac and his flock, bought him one. suckers.

no

Really Science needs the money. Science is helpful. There is no point in God.

The Bible has no contradictions, inconsistencies with history, inconsistencies with logic, moral objections, unfulfilled prophecies, or inconsistencies with science..

@@RobotNinjaDestroyer - said no one ever

Because you are searching the answers in the wrong place, if you are intersted in christian theology then i recommend you to read ancient theologists, middle ages philosophers and like 90% of new time philosophers because most of them were christian.

What about the children who die so early

@@RobotNinjaDestroyer and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself

Why would a bisexual not find it funny? The video is criticism towards homophobia derived from religion? Homophobes wouldn't find this funny, bisexuals would usually find this funny. Did you understand the point of the video?

The only bi I have is being a billionaire.Bye bye poor person

37.2

@@waynetemplar2183 so 37 years and a month and a half xd

Damn their legs must've been pretty sore

Its like the spongebob scence 37.2 years later meme

Fun fact: Christian god is so merciful he will send to be tortured in hell for eternity if you didn't believe his son did magic tricks 2,000 years ago

I think that's physically impossible.

You have a time machine?

They are still getting over the shock brought on by what they have just seen.

@@cy-one fair point

@@user-dn9gm4oi1p true enough, i haven’t seen any though. but i haven’t checked in 2 days so

The Bible has no contradictions, inconsistencies with history, inconsistencies with logic, moral objections, unfulfilled prophecies, or inconsistencies with science

@@RobotNinjaDestroyer I was making a joke about how Darkmatter has done nothing but rip into the bible and nothing else.

@@RobotNinjaDestroyer Lol first read the bible

@crimson bridge 24 Huh

@crimson bridge 24 The Fuck?

And not even a particularly intelligent or amiable human.

My late father always believed (well, said he did) that Man created GOD in his (Man's) image. Then Man made up and instituted, a bunch of "sins" and "laws" that a God he, (Man) would worship, might enact. Immediately after doing that - Man set about figuring out all the ways to get around the "Law", that he (Man) created for the GOD, that he (Man again) had created for the people (Man) to obey, under "Pain of Death" ! ! Death does seem to be real and unmoveable though.

@@TallSilentGuy "God" doesn't have to be either intelligent or amiable. Man created him (GOD) to be " All Powerful". That was guaranteed to make him (GOD) a "High Testosterone Narcissist" ! !

Technically He doesn't act like a human if you studied Him.

@@MasterChiefSha He really does, though.

Lol

What if they spelled out "fuck you"?

"Never let a PP, Touch, another PP"

"Don't Panic!" (With a tongue)

What if I called it’s bluff?😚

Instant flashback to Danny DeVito Being arrested for mixing Cotton with Silk in the Ruthless People movie.

You clearly don't know what you're talking about Cuz we can wear mixed fabric We don't follow the old testament

@@thyblackhawk Then homosexuality is okay, right?

@@biteme9008 no cuz that's moral law unlike mixed fabric being a ceremonial

@@thyblackhawk I'm don't believe in the bible, but I would have to agree with you on this one. The mixed fabric seems to be a rule that only makes sense in the context of the Israelites. They could've only worn one type of fabric because it's their uniform at the time, not a moral law.

The Bible has no contradictions, inconsistencies with history, inconsistencies with logic, moral objections, unfulfilled prophecies, or inconsistencies with science..

@@RobotNinjaDestroyer okay

@@RobotNinjaDestroyer I invented water... Your turn

@@reieguiang8 they are clearly delusional.

@@zyrover If they just want a discussion based on assertions then let them have it.

Bob sounds suspiciously a lot like "the Pope".

The Bible has no contradictions, inconsistencies with history, inconsistencies with logic, moral objections, unfulfilled prophecies, or inconsistencies with science..

@@RobotNinjaDestroyer Your heavy use of commas imply that the Bible has no contradictions yet is inconsistent with almost everything.

@crimson bridge 24 huh?

I work in mysterious ways mmmmkay?

se I hate when people say that, because now they are the once talking instead of just complying. XD

@Golden Age Creation what is the deal with random citation?

Actually lost it in this Panera 😂

😆

It is advised you take serious caution. The Antichrist and the false prophet ARE HERE NOW. Covid-19 IS the antichrist itself. The United Nations is the false prophet. Someone created the virus as a means to see how far they could push us into following their own wretched rules instead of the ones God gave us. The virus has proven itself to be the Antichrist described in Revelation. It is Satanically empowered thanks to it doing thing we’ve never seen before. Proof? Look. It’s the number of the fucking BEAST! Our world is fucked. Furthermore, the vaccine methods are interesting. Look, take the vax. You don’t want to infect others with this Satanic virus. Just be aware why there even is a vax. The elite made the virus AND the vax to catch us in a loop. These truly are trying times. Who knows what’s next. Soon, something related to COVID-19 will appear in the form of something on our right hand or forehead. This will be the Mark of the Beast and it will seal you to a world of infinities of peril, chaos, and horrible terror. DO NOT TAKE THE MARK OF THE BEAST! This is it. Revelation IS HAPPENING NOW. Be on the lookout for suspicious activity and be very careful with everything you do. God gave this warning to us millennia ago, I’m just repeating it to do Him a service

@@jayhamilton2704 oh shove off, man, or at least explain why this God CARES ONE MEASELY bit what Satan thought of the loyalty of those not even BORN YET, in Eden - to ever let him KEEP powers, reach this world, or sabotage people, by TWO IGNORANT humans, who didn't know Satan existed, or the wider stakes, or what good or evil was? And why were medieval , European Jews, LESS VALUED by Him? Than making dead SURE a Sabbath Breaker who gathered, sticks, was properly sentenced, to die - or Achan's flipping CHILDREN, alongside him, in Joshua chapter 7? Priorities, first, please - clear, non messy priorities. And actual disbelief in this God, didn't even BEGIN first, on this world - it began in HEAVEN itself, with one third of all, ignorant, suddenly deranged angels... apparently.

@@jayhamilton2704 👆🏾Someone archive this, just to watch the claims fall apart in real-time.👆🏾

@@jayhamilton2704 Luther was the anti christ, Darwin was the anti christ, Hitler was a fine man that the Vatican liked until he was all of a sudden the anti christ. Havent you guys done that for long enough already?

Thanks!

U didnt even watch a minite of the vid

@@PurpleBroadcast check the date of the comment

@@deepdaddy1208 the video was uploaded minutes ago, but he posted this comment 2 days ago, is it because hes a member or something?

@@PurpleBroadcast Patron

Well, "gods-believers" keep wallowing in their stupidity. Even after all these centuries...

The Bible has no contradictions, inconsistencies with history, inconsistencies with logic, moral objections, unfulfilled prophecies, or inconsistencies with science

@@RobotNinjaDestroyer the earth came before the son-the goat herders guide to the universe

​@@RobotNinjaDestroyer ok, so 1. Creating matter is agaunst the laws of physics, Jesus created matter 2. There is no proof for Bible either

@@eksprolek2924 Jesus, I love you, I love you, I love you,

@@RobotNinjaDestroyer what? Wdym?

It was an emotional roller-coaster and i loved the ride! Hahaha

....and it was all Bob's fault.

@@revparravager3184 Makes it all the more funny remembering that the Rugrats calls God "Bob".

@@blksmagma wow I forgot about that. Nice 👍

Like adding things, not actually in the bible?

Given how young Bob looked I think he was a recent hire.

Nope he didn't..he just new and connected other way to the mic and trolled

@@anandsuralkar2947 Thanks for correcting me, silly me XD

maybe he planned this after seeing it on TV and then apply for the job

Yes. This works just as well with coffee ;) .

Why? It is part of god's eternal message for his earthly crown of creation. I'm not sure whether it's applicable for extraterrestrial intelligent lifeforms too. It might impact their possible endeavors for meeting us. Which actually might be jahweh's intend, since finding out we're not alone would reduce his credibility. Even further, that is.

The Bible has no contradictions, inconsistencies with history, inconsistencies with logic, moral objections, unfulfilled prophecies, or inconsistencies with science..

@@RobotNinjaDestroyer LOL. *DOPEY, LYING,* theists, and their kiddie fiddling gods!

It's not random, it is in the bible (leviticus 19:19)! Together with a lot of other rules nobody in his right mind does follow .... read Leviticus to find out some of the rules a never-changing all-just and superior moral being supposedly wants us to follow!

sad but true....but then they would still try and rationalise the nonsense even if they did see it.

@@nathanwood5977 exactly, don’t think they will get it.

more people are leaving religions all together these days tho

And that's why everyone should share it on all their social media services.

His videos reached me when I was an agnostic

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I can't believe there are still so many believers in this world. lol.

@@sankalp2520 LoL 😂

@@RobotNinjaDestroyer satire? Right?

@@sankalp2520 nonbelievers make up only 5% (2% atheist, 3% agnostic) being a nonbeliever is the minority so your comment is illogical.

Happy Accidents (2000).

You're not going to hhheeeaavvveeennn 😂😂😂

@@user-dn9gm4oi1p why the fuck would you think I'd ever kick it with you😂

@@malvinabuoro5264 if you want love then the love’s gotta come from you

@@TheExistentialVegan LMAOOOO

All jokes aside, it looks interestingly vaginal. Supposing we take any form of theism as plausible, I never got why it would be inherently male/phallic/whatever, considering most highly developed life is bisexual.

@@kenhollis6197 Lol I noticed that too

Looks more like the Eye of Sauron... which goes a long way towards explaining some things.

@@whiterabbit75 I thought the exact same thing, and to add to the coincidence, whenever a creationist starts quoting the collection of books that some christians refer to as the bible, I always reply the same. "I disagree. It was written, in plain text, that Frodo destroyed the one ring at Mt. Doom, ergo, it is accepted that Sauron is not able to return to this plane of existence unless it is proven that Frodo did not, in fact, destroy the one ring. Good luck."

It's amazing that BLM can't function without burning down cities based on a fake disprovable narrative and buying four mansions.

@@IntrovertedLoLo I wonder when politics was mentioned.

@@IntrovertedLoLo time and place, man.

Pretty sure that's the church....and fair enough assuming they want the church to function. No different to a sports club or anything else.

@@IntrovertedLoLo Why are you even talking about BLM? It has literally nothing to do with this conversation? Do Christians just bring up random shit when they don't have an argument?

@God الله Allah dudes been here since OG RU-vid.

@God الله Allah I didn't get on RU-vid at that time either. Have to go back and watch a few still. I have seen most. I had to do the same with Nonstampcollector. His are even older and he doesn't put much out nowadays. Nonstampcollector's videos are gold as well though.

@God الله Allah It was totally different then for alot of people. I had internet, but didn't get online to do any more than read about sports and see porn. 😆 Ps2 is still a damn good console. I still have mine and play it every once in a while. Some of those games on the ps2 are all time greats and i will never outgrow video games. I have about 300 or so games for the Ps2 still as well.

@God الله Allah I didn't say that i watched alot of it. It is just one of the few things i knew of to do online when i got online at the time. I probably could have watched more. It was part of what ruined your life and made you depressed though? H0oly shit. I never watched any porn that could do that to me. It actually had the exact opposite effect on me. 😆 Especially when i watched it with a few of my girlfriends at the time. That sounds like it turned into an obsession or something if it was part of what ruined your life and made you depressed. I dunno

All the nonsense...

Me too! Something about that voice...

And how her comic avatars are always buxomly boobalicious

@@Psnym Simp.

@@Mii.2.0 you called me, sir?

@@renato360a No.

If the god in the video forever resides at the moment of creation, then that was the first pun in the entire universe!

What was the ad for?

The Bible has no contradictions, inconsistencies with history, inconsistencies with logic, moral objections, unfulfilled prophecies, or inconsistencies with science..

@@RobotNinjaDestroyer stfu

@@RobotNinjaDestroyer - said no one ever

In order to have pet peeves you need to actually exist. Those are not god's pet peeves, they're the pet peaves of whoever wrote down those commandments. And if there's an afterlife, he's (or she) is probably laughing his (her) ass off, because people are stupid enough to actually try and follow them all.

@butch oblick there’s a Bible verse that tells people to cut off the hand of a woman who grabs the genitals of her husband’s attacker. Whoever wrote that clearly got his balls grabbed while attacking a woman’s husband and got really bitter about it...

@@adamskythief8238 That or is is alluding to the fact that the guy got beat up and the woman decided to start hanging out with the guy who beat him up. He just did not want to be oddly specific to his scenario to not accidentally expose himself.

You mean Hebrew Priest pet peeves....don't you?

@@timhallas4275 more likely Babylonian

My Thougts on this: I get the Joke BUT i feel like many People dont get that some Meddling in Relationships could be reasonable. People forget the very simple Fact... that Humanity's batshit-dumb!! I mean, if you didnt knew: Humanity's so dumb has disrupted the Water-Cycle so much that a normally-Renewable Resource (Water) is RUNNING OUT. Yeah, no kidding, be my guest and watch 'Some More News' and Others talk about it. MY POINT is that In-est has a Majority reject it and be apolled by it (not 100% even here though), because its literally the most-obviously-bad thing ever - the negative side-effecs are even strongly physical and visible. But beyond that? Not looking good for the Human-Dudes! So yeah, 'No-Sex-befoe-Marriage!!'' is probably b.s. but that doesnt mean a God (or even Goverment) shouldnt meddle in this Stuff.

@@nenmaster5218 This is kinda based...

@@hboy2525 ??

@@hboy2525 ?

@@nenmaster5218 if you don't understand what I mean by "based" then you are either to young to be on RU-vid, or to old to understand RU-vid.

The Bible has no contradictions, inconsistencies with history, inconsistencies with logic, moral objections, unfulfilled prophecies, or inconsistencies with science.

@@RobotNinjaDestroyer shut up, no one asked and that doesn't have anything to do with the comment

Your welcome.

@Breen Mahon yeah? And why it is going to cost him? What it is going to cost him?

@Breen Mahon yes, I think I do need to ask. It means that he's going to suffer? It means that God will forsaken him? It means that he'll be going to hell because of it? I really want to know, what does it mean?

@Breen Mahon well, enjoy whatever you are celebreting

The Bible has no contradictions, inconsistencies with history, inconsistencies with logic, moral objections, unfulfilled prophecies, or inconsistencies with science.

Bob:

I get the Joke BUT i feel like many People dont get that some Meddling in Relationships could be reasonable. People forget the very simple Fact... that Humanity's batshit-dumb!! I mean, if you didnt knew: Humanity's so dumb has disrupted the Water-Cycle so much that a normally-Renewable Resource is RUNNING OUT. Yeah, no kidding, be my guest and watch 'Some More News' and Others talk about it. MY POINT is that In-est has a Majority reject it and be apolled by it (not 100% even here though), because its literally the most-obviously-bad thing ever - the negative side-effecs are even strongly physical and visible. But beyond that? Not looking good for the Human-Dudes! So yeah, i get the Joke, i really do AND 'No-Sex-before-Marriage!!'' is probably b.s. but that doesnt mean a God (or even Goverment) shouldnt meddle in this Stuff.

@Richdragon it’s alright. my first best decision was definitely leaving meat and becoming vegetarian. have a nice day! :D

at 15 are you serious how we're you so convinced?

@@madra000 I wasn’t “convinced” in the sense that I was brainwashed about atheist. the evidence is what made me so sure of myself. all it takes is just a little bit of self reflection and research to undo the brainwashing. have a nice day!

They won’t because it goes over their religious heads.

They will think they are getting manipulated by the devil and click off the video before it even begins

The Bible has no contradictions, inconsistencies with history, inconsistencies with logic, moral objections, unfulfilled prophecies, or inconsistencies with science..

اهلا الناصير شو الاخبار، انتي من اليمن صح، كيف الاوضاع؟

Why are you using a german reichsflag for yemen

@@dailydoseofblues7708 its Yemen flag

Stay safe

Praise Bob.

I saw your comment at the top of the section as soon as I entered into the video. You spoiled it for me.

@@mEmory______ same

@@mEmory______ agreed, this comment, no disrespect, should go down hahahahah

@@gyanchor2495 The Bible has no contradictions, inconsistencies with history, inconsistencies with logic, moral objections, unfulfilled prophecies, or inconsistencies with science..

Jesus wouldn't not laugh at people mocking God.

I mean this is what your religion teaches, it’s faith based nothing more, there’s no evidence what so ever in fact there’s evidence against it. The best arguments the worlds smartest apologists have are philosophical, if that’s your standard for argument no wonder this has lasted for so long

Imagine laughing at your own stupidity.

Your not Christian 🤡

@@johnkimani5889 When I was a Christian, I used to say: "God has a great sense of humor, otherwise, He wouldn't created US!" If there is a god (or gods), He wouldn't be insulted by us, just as you can't be insulted by a mouse. It's just human authors of sacred text, that would be offended by someone making fun of his particular God.

BRUH

Because they dont use logic

You don't want wise people in on your scam

The Bible has no contradictions, inconsistencies with history, inconsistencies with logic, moral objections, unfulfilled prophecies, or inconsistencies with science...

That - O-M-G ! GOD - is a Vulva ! ! ! !

I mean, the Bible and all religious scriptures, books and texts are written by humans in ink and parchment not faxed out of nowhere by any higher power.

RU-vid wasn't invented when I was in middle school. Things were better back then. Less distractions and we still got to play first person shooter video games.

The Bible has no contradictions, inconsistencies with history, inconsistencies with logic, moral objections, unfulfilled prophecies, or inconsistencies with science..

@@RobotNinjaDestroyer -said no one ever

@@RobotNinjaDestroyer You have to be a troll. Walking on water, incest without side effects, being made from a rib and some mud doesn't defy logic and science at all? 😂

@@RobotNinjaDestroyer /s?

This part is my favourite, the way he says "yeahhhh"

Oh and 7:26 "Look I don't make the rules" 🤣🤣

@@V_2077 its because we do. We humans created YAHWEH in our image. Nasty nasty cave civilization level image.

@@azrieljale While there is a plethora of evidence that suggests the Bible and all its contents is made up (well, at least the OT), we can't really make any concrete confirmations prior to death.

@@HighLordoftheBathroom yeah but same goes for literally any story I tell myself about a secret entity after death. Sure Buddha or the Flying Spaghetti Monster could be real, but I’ve got no real reason to follow them as though they are without better evidence.

I get the Joke BUT i feel like many People dont get that some Meddling in Relationships could be reasonable. People forget the very simple Fact... that Humanity's batshit-dumb!! I mean, if you didnt knew: Humanity's so dumb has disrupted the Water-Cycle so much that a normally-Renewable Resource (Water) is RUNNING OUT. Yeah, no kidding, be my guest and watch 'Some More News' and Others talk about it. MY POINT is that In-est has a Majority reject it and be apolled by it (not 100% even here though), because its literally the most-obviously-bad thing ever - the negative side-effecs are even strongly physical and visible. But beyond that? Not looking good for the Human-Dudes! So yeah, 'No-Sex-befoe-Marriage!!'' is probably b.s. but that doesnt mean a God (or even Goverment) shouldnt meddle in this Stuff.

@@nenmaster5218 what

Her arms are quite skinny but able to hold that heavy microphone for +37 years without flinching! What a woman!

They already did that in the Family Guy episode

Up

I live in an apartment and the neighbors to the side of me probably wonder what was so funny when i busted out laughing at that pee-pees touching moment. 🤣

yeah thank god

thank bob

We know the answer. We only need the question. And your comment is 42 minutes old for us. WOW, the universe makes sense. No really 42 minutes. Even we are amazed!!

yeah, it would have increased the selling price a bit.😂😂

Agree, could only imagine how long it takes to create one of these with the animation

Thank you very much!

*made

@@alinastanescu4430 No no "Mad" in his image is alot more accurate to real life 😉

"Which makes sense since he was made in our image." There, fixed it for you.

@@fred_derf XD

The Bible has no contradictions, inconsistencies with history, inconsistencies with logic, moral objections, unfulfilled prophecies, or inconsistencies with science.

That reference seems to be unknown by DM or commentators. I am struck with the same sense of a passing as when I mentioned Groucho Marx to someone and they asked, "Who?"

Imagine if it was 'is that ALL you have to show for 7 and a half MILLION years' work?!'

#DouglasAdams *has entered the chat*

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@@RobotNinjaDestroyer LOL

:oops:

Wha how do you make that emoji

@@trischkali700 I'm a member.