How I met JAY Z 

Side note: When Jay Z came to the pool, he and Beyonce weren’t public - so as far as the public knew he was single. If that was actually the case tho... I dunno.

I died when the little boy said “Hey Jay-B” 🤣🤣🤣

"JAY B I LOVE YOU!" that cracked me up

That Chris Brown “Look at me now” joke is mad underrated 😂😂😂❌🧢

Swoozie: How I once locked eyes with Jay Z from across a pool

Swoozie faking Beyoncé’s voice is the greatest gift I didn’t even know I needed!

“Beyoncé” singing naughty girl took me out😭😭

This man really just beatboxed the grindin' beat. That sounded too clean.

“They so black, their eyes were yellow dawg.” Swoozie 2k19

This video should be called: *_"Swoozie caught Jay Z cheating on Beyonce for 6 mins straight"_*

this is my type of story telling

Girl: "I think Jay-Z just hit on me!" So, are you Becky with the good hair?

"Drop an ambiguous beat so this video don't get demonitized" Drops one of the most recognizable beats in school lunch table history

“He going to get mad at me for kissing her hand, *AND HE GOING TO CHEAT ON HER* ” Jay-Z about to sue you for that one

Yooo Anthony’s entire story had me dead the whole time!!!😂😂 “Me and fourteen other people” 😂 “how imma break up with my girlfriend so me and Beyoncé can be together” 😂 “at a dirt nap, pushin up daises see you at the crossroads” 😂

4:30 [Lyrics] (Correct me if I'm wrong) What you think you can F with me? *Jigga wha?* Recognize strict Jay to the Z *Jigga who?* You just gonna run up in the club, son? And start disrespec'ing me? *I don't even know what you talkin' bout. Dog, I think you got me confused* Oh? That wasn't you kissing on my girl? That was a motherfuck' ugly dude **Gasp** *My bad I was wasn't tryna be rude* What should I have my boys do to you?

5:27 That Chris Brown edit with the "Look at me Now" take was so funny 😂😂😂

You know how many times I have to pause the video to see the small text swoozie pops on the screen for 0.000002 seconds? Always worth it tho 😂😂

when he started rapping, lemme tell you!!! I LOST IT😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

"My heart sank into my booty..." 😂

When Swooz started beatboxing.. I yelled uncontrollably “I’M YO PUSHAAA”

“BUT DID YOU DIE?” - Leslie Chow

I died when Beyoncé was singing at the club

Damn Jay-Z dropping that beat almost as fast as he cheated on Beyoncé.

4:24 that beat actually went hard😂🔥

Anyone noticed him saying “killing two stone with one bird”😂😂 I died hearing that

“Jiggaman...I sweatergawd.” 💀💀

"My heart sank into my booty" Idk why but that part had me dead

Sw0ozie's "friend" got low-key bars.

Lol are you trying to say Jay Z tried to cheat on B with Sabrina and later had 2 random pool girls in cabana?

When he started quoting Chris brown I lost it 😂😂😂

That was amazing.

My favorite part was generic ass beat 😂😂😂 had me dead for some reason idk

That Simone girl had me dying! "Nocashonlymate."

Lyrics: Jay-Z: What you think you can F with me Anthony: Jigga wha? Jay-Z: Recognize jig-jay-to-the-z Anthony :Jigga who? Jay Z: You just gon run up in the club son and start disrespecting me? Anthony: I don’t even know what you talking about, dog I think you got me confused Jay-Z: Oh, that wasn’t you kissing on my girl, that was some other butt ugly dude Anthony: *gasp* my bad I wasn’t tryna be rude Jay-Z:What should I have my boys do to you?

Absolutely no one: Simone: "EYE tHiNk Jay-Z jUsT HiT oN mEY" 0:34

THE BEYONCÉ SINGING KILLED ME 😂😂😂

“Drop an ambiguous beat” I knew it was “grindin” the whole time you ain’t slick swoozie😂

i have replayed the rap like 17 times... i need this to be my ringtone

When he started singing naughty girl I DIED

*How many stories does sWooZie have in the vault?!*

Swoozie- walks upto Jay Z Jay Z - Ight I'ma head out

Swoozie disappearing for 2 strait months Swoozie: *Im at this party*😂😂

“Trick luh the kids” LOLOLOLOLOL

Swear the beat boxing was on point 😂😂😂 Jay-Z be out here wilding my G

“J B I LOVE YOU” I screamed

I was okay till Beyonce started singing i'm dying . lol

5:28 perfect timing. I feel like you put it at that time on purpose because that's also the name of Chris's album that's out 😂😂😂😂😂

Fanta Sea ?! Lmao I cried laughing when I heard that

5:08 I would like to just point out that Anthony’s epitaph is “He got a little too close to the Queen and ‘someone’ *clapped his cheeks* “ That is all 😂😂

Sooooo you basically saw “Becky with the good hair”....

anthony’s story and the beat had me weeeaakkkk lmao this is the best one by far

Whenever I see the notification for one of swoozies vids I stop everything to watch it. Mad love swoozie

“Ion see how you could hate from outside the club... You can’t even get in”😂😂

Thanks for bringing this back man. It’s one of my favorites.

When Swoozie goes Hamilton

Simone sound like a young British boy from the industrial era

Little kid to Jay Z: "J.B., I love you!"

"no cash only mate" had me all types of dead

This reminds me of South Park, when they do parodys of celebrity

Why is jay Z the only dude with a real face lmao Edit: Spoke too soon 🤦🏽‍♂️

After a “whole” year this video finally pops up

Bro when the beat drop and he said his heart went in his booty I was SCREAMING !!!!!!! This man so funny 😂. Where all the original sWooZie fans at 👀

5:15 jigga man I swearlagorrr 😂

*How many stories does SwooZie have in the vault?!?*

But why are JZ’s eyebrows lookin like Penny Wise from IT when he mad tho 😂

"She sang right TO meh dawg" Been a while since I laughed this hard, thank you Adamante!

Swoozie: *post a video* Me: wow I didn’t know it did that

Change the title to: How I Met Beyoncé’s Husband. 😂

@4:30 if sWooZie wrote and spit those bars himself; I think we can all agree that Jay Z was the one who missed out on one heck of a protege

"But did you die? NO." -Swoozie 2019 My new favourite quote.

"But did you die? No." Best life advice ever.

"I got to meet him and launch my rap career" 😂😂😂😂😂

"Nocashomlimate!" "What?"

4:20 gave me Hamilton vibes so simple yet so enjoyable

Lets go swoozie back with the damn heat

“ my heart sunk into my booty” 😂😂😂.........yup, that’s enough RU-vid🚶🏾‍♂️

So is Simone “Becky with the good hair”? 🤔🤔🤔

God loves you. He sent his son so through him we can have eternal life. Humbly seek him.

4:24 that beat tho and the rest NICE

I’m debating if this story is actually true or not.🤔

I was at my school when this came, I watched it, got caught. Then finished it in detention 😂

This is so much tea, I’m a little surprised this video is still up tbh 😂😂

I missed you sWooZie! This vid was hilarious!!

swoozie has the best content oh lordy im early

2:19 nobody: Simone: *nocashonlymate*

Im so happy I found your channel it's been a while

Bruh I'm crying 😂😭 this was too funny.

Is this the real life? Or I it just Fanta Sea? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.

Sooo swoozie just exposed jay-z for trying to finesse another woman 🤦🏻‍♂️ when Beyoncé sees this.....smh

That beat was fire and I just love the videos.

5:28 - 5:33 Do you have any idea how many times i rewound that shit? I’m STILL doin’ it! 🤣🤣🤣

sWooZie be like: *Is this the real life. Is this just fantasy.*

2:20 “Nacashoolymae”?? 😂 I’m rolling

Hi, can you upload more than just 3 times a year? THANKS!! I just really enjoy your videos of all types and would love to see more.

“i don’t see how you can hate from outside of the club... you can’t even get in. ehehe”

I’m sooo Glad my Boy SWoozie Came Thru wit Some more Heat 🔥🔥 thanks So much bro I been watching you since I was in second grade my cousin told me about you and I started watching every video since 2012 I’ve seen every Video you ever posted bro thats why I was wondering why you ain’t been posting like that Btw here are my favorite videos you made that I watch Everyday Skipping in highschool The video Game Drug dealer Adorable Ambush Fast and Curious And the video you Collaborated with Young Don the Sauce god The greatest school fight ever Those are my favorites Have a nice Day bro🔥💯

Damn, it seems like all 6.91 million of sWooZie's subscribers got to meet Jay Z but he didn't 😂

yessss you finally back

I love this mans videos they're always making me laugh