Got to tell you the truth here but why does cute girls go out with ugly guys getting ugly childs while cute men go out with ugly girls and the girls are whores
For real tho, Swoozie broke the Bro Code by hooking up with his friend's sister, THEN giving that friend the evidence while the sister AND THEIR DAD are there.
@@SupremeMarioGamer Of course. Bro Code subsection 39-C: If a bro does in fact hook up with his bro's sister, he shall not provide evidence of said hooking up in front of his bro's father and sister.
I swear sWooZie has lost his virginity but he's just not telling us. Then in 10 years we're gonna get a notification saying "How I actually lost my V-Card 20 years ago"
sWooZie videos are like MCU films; you've gotta look closely for Easter eggs from previous videos (even ones from YEARS ago). Bet we'll get an Endgame story in a video someday where ALL of these girls are involved in a big adventure with sWooZie
As a big sister, I see my brother’s friends as little kids. He’s 25 and they still look like little kids. Every time I see them I’m like “Oh, look how much you’ve grown!” 😂
True story: when I was about 7 years old or so I would play UNO with my family. I was a master UNO player so much so I never lost. Not a single game and it pissed them off so bad. Howevet it was not because I was good at UNO. ..... ( hee hee evil laugh) i learned early on as a child that the gloss on the back of thr UNO cards would reflect the colors on the edges of the back side. The kitchen table had a light above it. So I could faintly see green or yellow whatever reflect. The irony was the more they tried to hide there cards bending them in. The more I could see the color. If I saw no color I knew it was a uno card. 😂 They never figured it out and thought I was some uno card playing savant lol
Glad the facade has come down though and he's admitting to hooking up, because all this "all we did is make-out" noise was getting eye-roll worthy. Like homes, you can admit it, we already know.
"she was probably living next door to me while she was single, but that's the problem; you cute girls never come outside!" -Swoozie Truer words have never been spoken. Hardest truth to except for guys looking to flirt. This man is a legend.
So the whole 'Cute Girl Next Door' thing was just a diversion to be all like: *"Oh, BTW: I made out something fierce with my best bud's sister!"* Smooth, Swoozie... smooth.
Mighty Mad - :insert sinister laugh here: well Mia lived in my neighborhood so she was not nexttttt door but a few doors down. And it wasn’t looking like Jessica was gonna make me her side piece any time soon
We all ain't gonna talk about how Swoozie got a list of all the girls he's ever hooked up with? He out here tryna make us think he ain't playin games in these streets. But he's playin.
Omg Swoozie??? We used to be MySpace friends in like 2005!!!! Holy shit!!! We used to talk on the phone too!!!! 😭 you probably don’t remember me cuz it was so long ago lol but I just randomly came across one of your videos and was like... no way. Nooo way. I’m mind blown right now!!!
I can NOT believe this man is still doing these videos. I watched him when I was 12. 6 years ago bro. Genuinely forgot about him but wondered upon him again.
Swear man, either Swoozie is putting up a front about not... *REALLY* hooking up with all these girls in his life, or he's a real life protagonist in his own Harem anime. Its either one or the other. Just waiting for some massive time skip where the dude vanishes off the face of the earth, pops back up with a wife and 3 kids.
I feel like at some point we've heard about her but I could be getting him mixed up with another RU-vidr. Either way after seeing your comment I'm unsure and am now questioning the whole thing.
