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My Girlfriend's Boyfriend 

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True story detailing the first (and hopefully LAST) time I've ever been cheated on! Cheating on someone is deeper than ppl realize and can seriously damage a person's outlook on all future relationships. DON'T DO IT!
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Комментарии : 19 тыс.   
@asimplecephalon1632
@asimplecephalon1632 6 лет назад
"His car gets jacked up, who's he gonna blame? The dude who lives 9 hours away?" This man is genius.
@nickyrains5280
@nickyrains5280 6 лет назад
Facts ^^^
@anonymousperson6057
@anonymousperson6057 5 лет назад
With them racks ^^
@thethmooteresa
@thethmooteresa 4 года назад
:0
@user-ps4vl5ci3v
@user-ps4vl5ci3v 3 года назад
That’s true
@ninjabeast8571
@ninjabeast8571 3 года назад
Ik
@joeythebarber2344
@joeythebarber2344 7 лет назад
Either you choose me or you lose me.
@nexhale
@nexhale 7 лет назад
They're just a bot but I agree
@insanelydorky5606
@insanelydorky5606 6 лет назад
JoeyTheBarber 23 1,000 like
@maya-cr2om
@maya-cr2om 6 лет назад
That's Petty.
@nutmeg_4886
@nutmeg_4886 5 лет назад
Best line in the video🤣
@justaguy7020
@justaguy7020 5 лет назад
@@maya-cr2om how is that petty
@RatedManatee
@RatedManatee 5 лет назад
"If you want to break up with me" might be one of the the biggest warning signals I know about...
@unwrittenmariposa09
@unwrittenmariposa09 3 года назад
Right?!
@DJDing23
@DJDing23 3 года назад
Yeah I learned that shit the hard way
@normyj7009
@normyj7009 3 года назад
@@DJDing23 same
@glitch605
@glitch605 Год назад
Never should have stayed with someone who is 9hours away. Kids these days cheat when they live next door to eachother, and you think she gonna stay loyal when she in a different time zone... Hoe Larry Us.
@ihatemylife4314
@ihatemylife4314 3 года назад
“Brain science or rocket surgery” best line ever
@elitedoof6226
@elitedoof6226 3 года назад
It do be funny
@bapehd7717
@bapehd7717 3 года назад
If noone used that line ever after hearing it for the first time they definetly didn't listen to it
@mambe4349
@mambe4349 3 года назад
That's what I was about to say!
@MemeRaider
@MemeRaider 3 года назад
Sounds better saying "Brain science" sounds better then rocket science
@mambe4349
@mambe4349 3 года назад
@@MemeRaider sounds better THEN rocket science?
@ladylionXOX
@ladylionXOX 9 лет назад
Warren is the type of friend EVERYONE should have!
@elsonlee9404
@elsonlee9404 9 лет назад
Rome Alexander Agreed!
@willmckee1632
@willmckee1632 9 лет назад
Except the fact that he didn't show.
@summertime7651
@summertime7651 9 лет назад
Swoozie*
@lgcoolstuff
@lgcoolstuff 9 лет назад
Rome Alexander !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ikr!!!!!!!!
@Lapeno555
@Lapeno555 9 лет назад
Rome Alexander Friendzoned...
@HazyTown01
@HazyTown01 9 лет назад
This story hurts to hear dawg. Shit is too real, to relatable.
@swoozie
@swoozie 9 лет назад
not gonna lie- it hurt to make a vid at points reliving the story like around 2:30. That was not a fun weekend but def took on the challenge of making it a humorous video head on
@HazyTown01
@HazyTown01 9 лет назад
Props for pulling it off man.
@plawkzer
@plawkzer 9 лет назад
sWooZie mad respect bro. also surprised you keep in the loop with your videos over 2 years old!
@Andreascarl04
@Andreascarl04 9 лет назад
sWooZie Bro, you aint alone mate, I had a girl, and literally, around 2 months of being together She isnt on there no more? if you are out there, Celina, know that i miss you (:
@darkmay200
@darkmay200 9 лет назад
Haze Haberdasher I know right :( it hurts so mcuh
@noerselite_
@noerselite_ 5 лет назад
“I ain’t nobody’s plan B. Either you choose me or you lose me”
@dieseldouche7735
@dieseldouche7735 4 года назад
Yeah I watched the video too. What a coincidence. I hate comments that just repeat what was already said because people didn't know it was funny till you said it right?
@smilesxo06
@smilesxo06 4 года назад
Can these comments just stfu, I'm actually starting to get annoyed.
@noerselite_
@noerselite_ 4 года назад
Lol, why y’all commenting and hating on me just cuz I like a quote. Y’all seriously have nothing better to do ?
@smilesxo06
@smilesxo06 4 года назад
@@noerselite_ you add nothing to it, you just wrote words from the video, didn't even add commentary to make it a bit different from the other 5+ I saw saying the exact same thing. So really the question is don't you have something better to do? You wrote words from the video and didn't even add nothing to it just to boost your ego, so just stfu.
@noerselite_
@noerselite_ 4 года назад
Sly Fox oh I’m sorry buddy. I didn’t know there was a rule book on how to comment on RU-vid videos. Next time I’ll remember for people like u who get annoyed REAL easily
@cheemythedrunkmonke
@cheemythedrunkmonke 5 лет назад
Your boy who randomly so happens to have 2 baseball bats in his truck for this situation
@y1n_y4ng73
@y1n_y4ng73 4 года назад
😂
@user-vf8zp2bk4p
@user-vf8zp2bk4p 3 года назад
Ur a good friend for making me laugh
@Milwaz34
@Milwaz34 3 года назад
Thats a real friend
@controversialpokken9153
@controversialpokken9153 3 года назад
Thats a g
@amoskariuki5967
@amoskariuki5967 2 года назад
And ski masks😂😂😂
@Ndasuunye
@Ndasuunye 7 лет назад
I bet you she told all her friends that it was YOUR fault that you guys were broken up.
@thejulie641
@thejulie641 7 лет назад
Of course, the cheaters never admit to anything, they're always the victims -_-
@Ndasuunye
@Ndasuunye 7 лет назад
savage kitten very true
@furballtheraichumovedaccou6095
Ndasuunye "Nobody wants to be the villain, everybody wanna be the victim!"
@daedricgaming4958
@daedricgaming4958 7 лет назад
Prince Furball the Raichu Prince Pikoo the Pikachu Errybody*. Errybody wanna be da victim
@gajeelredfox7446
@gajeelredfox7446 7 лет назад
Ndasuunye that happens to me
@theonegoldengryphon
@theonegoldengryphon 7 лет назад
Never actually been in a relationship, but... why do people cheat? I mean, if you like someone other than your current SO, why not just break up? I don't get it.
@Soul-ex8gb
@Soul-ex8gb 7 лет назад
As it was shown in the video, "plan B"
@joshuad1925
@joshuad1925 7 лет назад
I'm not in one either buuuuuut I assume they want both of them. One for their body(A side chick, if you will) and the other for an actual relationship(The main thing). Or they love both. Either way the person being cheated on will probably be hurt. But you might want to ask a professional. Then again you asked this weeks ago soooo you probably have a answer.
@mikyathomas217
@mikyathomas217 7 лет назад
people won't break up because they want both(analogy)pizza and cake. people aren't just satisfied with having just pizza
@StoneBone115
@StoneBone115 7 лет назад
One for the money, one for the sex
@tamimchamaa4145
@tamimchamaa4145 7 лет назад
for each of us his reason :)
@jacobvillalta5528
@jacobvillalta5528 5 лет назад
"This is not brain science or rocket surgery" Who else caught that?😂😂😂
@joshuaanderson8734
@joshuaanderson8734 4 года назад
Jacob Villalta everyone, and I was dead😂
@nickspilt
@nickspilt 4 года назад
Me
@Zcade_YT
@Zcade_YT 4 года назад
I know I did!
@christiandemarcus2257
@christiandemarcus2257 4 года назад
Jacob Villalta honestly
@thatsquid7171
@thatsquid7171 4 года назад
Joshua Anderson me
@loadingaming4087
@loadingaming4087 4 года назад
"this is not brain science or rocket surgery" *he is speaking the language of the gods*
@justinsmith8515
@justinsmith8515 4 года назад
2020sucks bruh
@khxtib3714
@khxtib3714 3 года назад
-facts-
@user-vf8zp2bk4p
@user-vf8zp2bk4p 3 года назад
The gods from dbs feel offended
@qdm6857
@qdm6857 5 лет назад
I AIN’T NOBODY’S PLAN B, EITHER YOU CHOOSE ME OR YOU LOSE ME XD
@xenolyn2962
@xenolyn2962 4 года назад
That’s what i will do
@SStarlight9614
@SStarlight9614 4 года назад
ong
@danthoniejourdyn5992
@danthoniejourdyn5992 4 года назад
Fax
@oldharleyquinn8176
@oldharleyquinn8176 4 года назад
And that's PERIOD
@applesauce9
@applesauce9 3 года назад
Nikola Shule d
@yfy2022
@yfy2022 7 лет назад
yo dis dude speaks words of wisdom
@nitronicgaming4460
@nitronicgaming4460 7 лет назад
Pikachu Gaming 👍🏾
@lucasrobles5125
@lucasrobles5125 7 лет назад
Pikachu Gaming jkndggjgjfhfdfgsfdsgfvjlk
@chillchiv2140
@chillchiv2140 7 лет назад
british pikachu I
@abbashameid1300
@abbashameid1300 3 года назад
“She belongs to the streets”
@krunz_333
@krunz_333 3 года назад
“Icole”
@nicholascauton9648
@nicholascauton9648 4 года назад
Ain’t gonna lie, man. Your story really spoke to me on a personal level. I had a similar incident with my ex-girlfriend when I just graduated from high school back in 2013. We barely made a month and a half and she started spending some time with my best friend at the time. At first I was okay with it but when it started becoming so frequent to the point where she would not come to my house at all, I pretty much assumed she was cheating. I broke things off and even broke off my friendship with that bastard. Best decision I’ve ever made in my life. She’s got a baby daddy and she’s struggling financially. As for me, I’m married and my wife and I are living decently.
@virginiaf4117
@virginiaf4117 2 года назад
I'm glad for you, man!
@shelbyb425
@shelbyb425 5 лет назад
Man, why do people cheat. I just want 1 boyfriend, how tf can people get 2
@thomas-stilinski8149
@thomas-stilinski8149 5 лет назад
Then they just randomly ask for a break
@WEFAbender6
@WEFAbender6 5 лет назад
No morals
@michaelemakhu6407
@michaelemakhu6407 5 лет назад
It is probably an evolutionary trait.
@ee8546
@ee8546 5 лет назад
Same tho (´Д`|||)
@bluefoxplush2855
@bluefoxplush2855 5 лет назад
Polyrelationships owo
@kirausagni
@kirausagni 7 лет назад
Just "Happens" To Have Two Baseball Bats. *laughing ass off*
@perhaps2909
@perhaps2909 7 лет назад
and these two ski masks
@kirausagni
@kirausagni 7 лет назад
+Bruno de Cunto coincidence? I think not!
@NOAHSWIFE2007
@NOAHSWIFE2007 7 лет назад
+The Nightcore Sisters maybe Tim made them get together so he could jack his car
@ahmedabdelkader2141
@ahmedabdelkader2141 7 лет назад
Bruno de Cunto and a convenient powerpoint
@tinyplushyadventures4721
@tinyplushyadventures4721 7 лет назад
The Nightcore Sisters of the world
@ellenh7708
@ellenh7708 5 лет назад
"I ain't nobody's plan B. Either you choose me, or you lose me"-sWooZie Literally the most relatable quote ever.
@sheepbow909
@sheepbow909 4 года назад
When she came back Swoozie- *You couldn't live with your own failure, where did that bring you, back to me.. *
@jinkxyash1367
@jinkxyash1367 8 лет назад
i need a warren in my life
@TheReturnOfPimpShrimp
@TheReturnOfPimpShrimp 8 лет назад
Fucking same.
@gabrielleneron6215
@gabrielleneron6215 8 лет назад
bitch me too!!!
@jenniferlanada7244
@jenniferlanada7244 8 лет назад
BITCH SAME HERE
@Zajin13
@Zajin13 8 лет назад
One does not simply gets a Warren in life. To be worthy of a Warren means dedicating your life earning it. Either that or you got normal street connections.
@nick5309
@nick5309 8 лет назад
Lol
@TheOneTwitchingDeadGirl
@TheOneTwitchingDeadGirl 5 лет назад
Warren is my spirit animal...
@coolmouse2048
@coolmouse2048 5 лет назад
Leesha Summers lol same
@PremiumAgario
@PremiumAgario 5 лет назад
Leesha Summers same XD
@reenaandnyahruby3831
@reenaandnyahruby3831 5 лет назад
Leesha Summers same
@whencrazyisanunderstatemen2501
Me too my dude
@tatey5536
@tatey5536 5 лет назад
10000000000% SAME THO
@Doreai
@Doreai 4 года назад
Speaking as someone who's been in a relationship for a couple of years, that became a long distance relationship for like 6 years after, unless you have; 1] A bottomless wellspring of patience and understanding. 2] 100% unbreakable trust between both parties. [Which in itself is almost impossible.] And 3] An unbreakable will of steel to show restraint no matter what. I do not EVER recommend it.
@epicderp6167
@epicderp6167 3 года назад
Challenge accepted :')
@kenethernandez6246
@kenethernandez6246 3 года назад
@@epicderp6167 Uff bad idea dude. Abort that mission while you still can.
@virginiaf4117
@virginiaf4117 2 года назад
@@epicderp6167 how's it going 😂
@YourRulerKingDedede
@YourRulerKingDedede 2 года назад
“My girlfriend’s boyfriend” Well that just sounds like yourself but with extra steps
@adamawale6009
@adamawale6009 7 лет назад
I wouldn't say "i ain't no bodys plan b"
@adamawale6009
@adamawale6009 7 лет назад
1"d strait up say f*** you
@kikyzamora
@kikyzamora 7 лет назад
Adam Awal
@marcelleriviere2149
@marcelleriviere2149 7 лет назад
Adam Awale
@jbhazard
@jbhazard 6 лет назад
Adam Awale I would
@RealRainbowRapidash
@RealRainbowRapidash 9 лет назад
My first boyfriend, the love of my life, left me for another girl. He didn't technically cheat on me, but when I found out (and after he confirmed it), I felt like the ugliest, stupidest, most worthless girl in the world. And that girl became a symbol for everything I feared for future relationships. And then I proceeded to be on and off with him for a year. I am such an idiot.
@mxxstro
@mxxstro 9 лет назад
Don't worry, you may have loved him and all, but just let him go, i'm sure the right person will show up. :)
@RealRainbowRapidash
@RealRainbowRapidash 9 лет назад
Krispyy V Thanks. :)
@s-o-u-p6095
@s-o-u-p6095 9 лет назад
RealRainbowRapidash the best thing is to ignore him, and if he blames you just be mature. Then he'll feel like a bloody idiot and feel guilty for quite a while. Or just shoot him... : ) (I'm so mean it's great)
@thebiscuitboi1909
@thebiscuitboi1909 9 лет назад
Heres some advice that I hope you treasure for the rest of your life. Dont trust anyone. Words of wisdom my friends...words of wisdom. Even the cutest guy you met could just be cloaking himself in riotousness, using you as a tool, playing mind games with you, using you as a puppet. Now time for me to play some call of duty!
@s-o-u-p6095
@s-o-u-p6095 9 лет назад
...ok interesting point
@misslattybaby1949
@misslattybaby1949 4 года назад
Anytime you hear the words, "Let's take a break", you know the other person is messing around. ...IJS
@Historicutuber
@Historicutuber 3 года назад
Pretty much
@andremckenzie9746
@andremckenzie9746 4 года назад
The Trinidadian accent tho. 😂 Yes swooz!
@malcolm337
@malcolm337 3 года назад
ngl i really like it
@DeenaDianna
@DeenaDianna 8 лет назад
this speaks to me on a spiritual level
@amazonmonkey7427
@amazonmonkey7427 8 лет назад
Huh?
@thediamondninjatdn1228
@thediamondninjatdn1228 7 лет назад
+Gracie Howls I like ur pofile pic
@chrisdooley6468
@chrisdooley6468 7 лет назад
Wow I thought the same thing. It's oddly, well, familiar and upsetting for some reason lol
@anitamosley803
@anitamosley803 7 лет назад
Chris Dooley
@BambooScar
@BambooScar 5 лет назад
Was she still a virgin after that new boy? That would’ve killed me if she gave it up to that fool! But yeah her loss bro!
@boleroinferno
@boleroinferno 4 года назад
sometimes a girl needs someone more in her IQ range
@JustBreakingBreadTV
@JustBreakingBreadTV 4 года назад
But the writing was on the wall.
@theunicornsin1144
@theunicornsin1144 4 года назад
She definitely wasn't
@Reaping21
@Reaping21 4 года назад
most likely, tim be like "achievement unlocked," *kicks girl to curb
@darklawdshadow5679
@darklawdshadow5679 3 года назад
This is obvious.. they “kissed”the first night of drinks... in Jamaica we all know what happened
@hedgehoglord2025
@hedgehoglord2025 3 года назад
7 years ago Swoozie still had a bomb style
@ianstephenson2159
@ianstephenson2159 3 года назад
“Either you choose me or you lose me”. live by that
@wonder4448
@wonder4448 6 лет назад
Tbh, tearing Justin Beibers shirt off and throwing him into a crowd of 13 year old girls would be pretty amusing
@landongaming7470
@landongaming7470 6 лет назад
Ash 62 I know it would be hilarious
@LetsSaboogi
@LetsSaboogi 6 лет назад
YES.
@dangnatguy4158
@dangnatguy4158 6 лет назад
If I was 13 I would be one of then girls lol
@chilledsoda930
@chilledsoda930 6 лет назад
Kiarah Marino Probably his pants too. That would be so funny 😈
@natehawkthefitnessbot3251
@natehawkthefitnessbot3251 6 лет назад
There would be nothing left of him.
@sharjeelwaris6178
@sharjeelwaris6178 8 лет назад
"It's not brain science or rocket surgery" 😂😂 that's had me dying!!
@jasminemccoy2709
@jasminemccoy2709 8 лет назад
ditto😂😂
@makiyadavis9501
@makiyadavis9501 7 лет назад
I can't breathe
@tangelagermany5833
@tangelagermany5833 7 лет назад
Hey bae the
@TheDemonizedTD
@TheDemonizedTD 7 лет назад
How did I not notice this? lmfao XD
@alyssa9607
@alyssa9607 7 лет назад
XD
@hungry.nezuko3742
@hungry.nezuko3742 3 года назад
I AIN’T NOBODY’S PLAN B, EITHER YOU CHOOSE ME OR YOU LOSE ME I always come back to swoozie after a breakup, this is how I heal, mucho love swoozie xx
@thatsquid7171
@thatsquid7171 4 года назад
This is a weird break up text Knock knock Who’s there Single Single who Single you
@DragLProductions
@DragLProductions 4 года назад
Knock knock Who s there You can't You can't who YOU CAN'T REPLY TO THIS PERSON ANYMORE(learn more)
@diegoconnolly5317
@diegoconnolly5317 4 года назад
Knock knock Who’s there Not me, b-yatch
@ricky8356
@ricky8356 8 лет назад
Your girlfriends boyfriend. That would be you.
@bearisol6503
@bearisol6503 8 лет назад
girlfriends other boyfriend
@user-qt6ud3sp6w
@user-qt6ud3sp6w 8 лет назад
thats the joke
@wyldchyld7437
@wyldchyld7437 7 лет назад
No. Did u even watch the vid b4 commenting.
@swoozie
@swoozie 7 лет назад
^lol
@crecr4te
@crecr4te 7 лет назад
+sWooZie lool xD sWooZie u the man xD
@PopitTart_
@PopitTart_ 8 лет назад
1:24 "Brain science or rocket surgery," was that intentional?
@bengugerty7616
@bengugerty7616 8 лет назад
Yeah
@iRinnda
@iRinnda 8 лет назад
+The Golden Ninja - It is so obvious that is has to be intentional. Loved that part. XD
@calebfultonj
@calebfultonj 8 лет назад
yea he says it all the time
@rubinrot3871
@rubinrot3871 8 лет назад
Duh. 😑 A writer on point at his creativity! ❤
@cassandratodd6732
@cassandratodd6732 8 лет назад
Yep, he was just joking
@ashleessingingsensations7294
@ashleessingingsensations7294 3 года назад
"We should take a break" me: "WE WERE ON A BREAK!"
@99PowerNation99
@99PowerNation99 4 года назад
I’ve been in a situation like this when I was in high school. I was in a relationship with some boy and we had the same math class together, I was a freshman at the time he was either between a sophomore or a junior and when I tried to hug him because I missed him he acted as if he didn’t care. I felt hurt about his reaction and I believe it was a few months or weeks later and I had found out that he cheated on me and I told my little sister about what that jerk had did to me and she comforted me because I was crying and she told me that I should forget about him and move on and I did, and I have someone who was a thousand times 5 better than him and we’ve been together for 5 years
@jasonm3693
@jasonm3693 8 лет назад
i got bats in atlanta
@jasonm3693
@jasonm3693 8 лет назад
breaking mitsubishis like a badass
@spaceshipgozooooom5646
@spaceshipgozooooom5646 8 лет назад
He has a good friend. That dude was ready for that car lol!
@nightwing4205
@nightwing4205 7 лет назад
+Jason SealMan XD
@furballtheraichumovedaccou6095
Jason SealMan It's true friendship right there
@DaddyFutbol
@DaddyFutbol 8 лет назад
I can't 😂😂😂 I've been binge watching all these videos this one got me cracking loud 😂😂
@dakodabaldur3037
@dakodabaldur3037 8 лет назад
ikr
@unlucky5449
@unlucky5449 7 лет назад
me too
@kindkathy3131
@kindkathy3131 7 лет назад
.
@Jayheid98
@Jayheid98 7 лет назад
Same bruh.. I think half my neighborhood hears me 😂 They're probably like "oh its that white crackhead ass mfer laughing his ass off again... like the past *7 FUCKING HOURS* 😂😂😂😂
@Jayheid98
@Jayheid98 7 лет назад
Oh, and it's 4:30 AM
@insertnamehere6298
@insertnamehere6298 4 года назад
Swoozie is literally my most favorite RU-vidr he’s literally the greatest youtuber ever
@samybus6172
@samybus6172 4 года назад
”My girlfriend’s boyfriend” Me: confused confusion.
@tiamai5892
@tiamai5892 6 лет назад
"Babe, it's not brain science or rocket surgery" This is why I love sWooZie😂😂💞 OMG 1K LIKES!! THATS AWESOME
@joereenmclean3849
@joereenmclean3849 6 лет назад
Tiffany 109 same lol
@jenna_latulippe9080
@jenna_latulippe9080 6 лет назад
Tiffany 109 ikr
@yourwelcome9023
@yourwelcome9023 6 лет назад
You're the first person I've seen that has 3 comments(excluding me) with 1.3k likes!
@ziairwilson2121
@ziairwilson2121 5 лет назад
Jenna_Latulippe fddqqqq got it thanks q
@MrAadyn808
@MrAadyn808 5 лет назад
TiaDaLimelight 420 ........ good job!
@captainrightwing190
@captainrightwing190 8 лет назад
Similar shit happened in my most recent relationship, which happened to also be my first.
@pati5146
@pati5146 8 лет назад
+SSrules1 your comment made my day XD
@MrIDGAF
@MrIDGAF 8 лет назад
Same and it happened a few weeks ago, and she was my first too.
@captainrightwing190
@captainrightwing190 8 лет назад
Mr. IDGAF *hugs* It's not fair...
@CaptainCJ97
@CaptainCJ97 8 лет назад
same
@captainrightwing190
@captainrightwing190 8 лет назад
Mind Surf Thank you. That means a lot to me. ^_^
@hillre14
@hillre14 5 лет назад
Saw that coming 30 seconds in Warren is literally my older brother
@justalpha9138
@justalpha9138 3 года назад
ArE YoU sUrE aBoUt ThAt?
@qualityvideos1
@qualityvideos1 2 года назад
The only phrase that truly stuck with me for 9 years "Either you choose me or you lose me, I ain't nobody's plan B"
@ashrobat
@ashrobat 9 лет назад
Who else noticed that he said "Brain Science and Rocket Surgery" XD
@ashrobat
@ashrobat 9 лет назад
***** I know. I was just asking if anyone noticed
@ashrobat
@ashrobat 9 лет назад
It's fine. Lol
@dylankelly7001
@dylankelly7001 9 лет назад
Messeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ee
@dylankelly7001
@dylankelly7001 9 лет назад
+I've Lost My
@ralek592
@ralek592 8 лет назад
Mindfuck
@ARSXNIKK888
@ARSXNIKK888 7 лет назад
"This ain't no brain science or rocket surgery" that had me dead
@kadehuerta3365
@kadehuerta3365 6 лет назад
Nick Pena I
@chloroplast8611
@chloroplast8611 6 лет назад
Broke my phone listening to that
@ymirishere7108
@ymirishere7108 4 года назад
0:20 WHY ISNT ANYONE TALKING ABOUT HOW OLD THE MAP IS?!?!?!
@victorkabale2876
@victorkabale2876 4 года назад
I am such a huge fan of your Work Swoozie . Animation is on point, your content is Superb .Keep up the Amazing Work ... all the way from South Africa
@MJ-kc9ic
@MJ-kc9ic 7 лет назад
Warren is so savage
@jay-vg5eg
@jay-vg5eg 6 лет назад
Yandory Chan Trinidad for life #dab
@kemuelplays7887
@kemuelplays7887 6 лет назад
Spirited Lemons yup
@theotacomex
@theotacomex 8 лет назад
Warren seems awesome
@alexia7198
@alexia7198 8 лет назад
do you wanna join the crew of tacos
@theotacomex
@theotacomex 8 лет назад
+taco Sure. By the way, what's the crew of tacos?
@alexia7198
@alexia7198 8 лет назад
The O Taco the crew of tacos are my subscribers. And my name
@mahdidasoo892
@mahdidasoo892 8 лет назад
Ikr
@kylieghkerr1773
@kylieghkerr1773 8 лет назад
+taco crew yasss can I
@truittrobinsonn
@truittrobinsonn 4 года назад
0:23 “we hired this new guy at our office named Tim”, lovin the voice
@commanderdoom4495
@commanderdoom4495 3 года назад
Hey sWoozie! love your videos. I feel ya. i am with this girl long distance and she said she loved me but has a boyfriend now, felt something bad happening. crazy how things are. keep going man! you the greatest!
@illusion9423
@illusion9423 7 лет назад
I should stop watching videos of people with a more interesting sexual life than mine it's getting me depressed
@SpartanBeta312
@SpartanBeta312 7 лет назад
same :/
@King-or6ll
@King-or6ll 6 лет назад
Illusion Ha true
@jbhazard
@jbhazard 6 лет назад
Illusion lol
@plotagonisgone3313
@plotagonisgone3313 5 лет назад
That day when she confessed to just kissing him she did more than that and btw congrats on 5 million subscribers bro
@_sad3258
@_sad3258 3 года назад
Happy Birthday Swooz, Binging you all day Enjoy your day 💫
@ihaverelationswithcacti9633
@ihaverelationswithcacti9633 4 года назад
I love the way you put a shadow in the background. It adds depth into it.
@antek-artist3384
@antek-artist3384 8 лет назад
04:43 I hhope I'm not the only one who knew what he means by that outfit
@Reekdog
@Reekdog 8 лет назад
dude came in like ness xD
@antek-artist3384
@antek-artist3384 8 лет назад
xD The ComebackKid
@antek-artist3384
@antek-artist3384 8 лет назад
Jessica Corlichsdcghj
@Gobblewonkrs
@Gobblewonkrs 8 лет назад
lol I know he looks like ness
@antek-artist3384
@antek-artist3384 8 лет назад
Sporkl12AJ and Eligamer360 u r bae
@BriarV
@BriarV 9 лет назад
How to NOT get cheated on DONT GET A GIRLFRIEND!! OR HAVE A LOVE LIFE AT ALL!!!
@mushrambokinniku4900
@mushrambokinniku4900 9 лет назад
Katty Kit (ANIMATRONIC) YEEEEAAAAHHH!!!!
@palmtree1958
@palmtree1958 9 лет назад
Katty Kit (ANIMATRONIC) It's not fun being an asexual. It feels like I'm constantly being third wheeled by society. I don't understand why, when you have the option of being normal and happy, you choose to be alone when there are people who have to be alone and are struggling to be happy with it.
@mushrambokinniku4900
@mushrambokinniku4900 9 лет назад
Tamar Mack Asexuality is a myth, and a joke for that matters
@BriarV
@BriarV 9 лет назад
Tamar Mack lol nobody cares! trust me it's way better being single because you don't have a wife or husband to tell you what to do! plus, NO CHEATING, YOU GET TO GO WHERE YOU WANT, MEET WHOEVER YOU WANT, and i'm just saying, you CAN be in a relation if you want, but trust me it's better being SINGLE.
@palmtree1958
@palmtree1958 9 лет назад
Mushrambo Kinniku A myth? A joke? You think it's funny that I'm incapable of feeling any sort of attraction to another person? Katty Kit (ANIMATRONIC) I'm never going to be able to grow old with someone. I can't feel any sexual pleasure at all. Do you realise how awkward that would make things if I ever decided to have children? Maybe you think that because you've been in previous relationships but when you've never felt anything towards anyone you feel like you're missing something.
@rewriter3981
@rewriter3981 3 года назад
This holds a special place in my heart my first swoozie video ❤️❤️❤️
@aspncarillo2487
@aspncarillo2487 5 месяцев назад
“you either choose me or you lose me” has been my motto since I was 11. 21 and my peace is out matched thank you swoozie
@michwan6732
@michwan6732 7 лет назад
seriously who in the right mind who want to cheat on anybody?
@chloroplast8611
@chloroplast8611 6 лет назад
ITS NOT FRIXKING CHEATING SHE CAN GO OUT WITH WHOEVER SHE WANTS UNTIL SHE MARRIED
@nesquik9579
@nesquik9579 6 лет назад
Chloroplast you're a fucking IDIOT.
@blackoutgenez
@blackoutgenez 6 лет назад
hormones
@chloroplast8611
@chloroplast8611 6 лет назад
...coming from an organism that depends on plants
@onespookyboi9170
@onespookyboi9170 6 лет назад
Chloroplast Your an idiot
@aviesmith8883
@aviesmith8883 7 лет назад
That is what you call a best friend. hands down.
@minassee5161
@minassee5161 4 года назад
I've been using that last quote for a while now... it's one of the best philosophies out there.
@nightshaderach
@nightshaderach 4 года назад
I never realized how true the ending it where you say “I am nobody’s plan B, you either choose me or you lose me.” I should have paid way more attention
@MastuuurCh33f
@MastuuurCh33f 10 лет назад
Brain Science. And Rocket Surgery?
@MastuuurCh33f
@MastuuurCh33f 10 лет назад
Nicely done.
@MastuuurCh33f
@MastuuurCh33f 10 лет назад
What?
@MastuuurCh33f
@MastuuurCh33f 10 лет назад
I was on it a few hours ago.
@MastuuurCh33f
@MastuuurCh33f 10 лет назад
Oh, okay. I'm not sure if you have the game..
@javonacw
@javonacw 10 лет назад
Babe!
@clouds2589
@clouds2589 9 лет назад
People don't quite realize just how fucked up it is to cheat on someone, It scars them emotionally and can cause them to develop trust issues for life. The only solace we can take is knowing that 90% of the time, Karma does it's job.
@mathiassrensen4764
@mathiassrensen4764 9 лет назад
A bit... exaggerated maybe, for young love. However, I agree. If you feel like cheating, your boy/girl friend probably isn't what you need or want anymore, at least have the decency to break up.
@Authorized.
@Authorized. 3 года назад
“You got to take your place in the circle of life” -Warren
@shhhyourtooloud257
@shhhyourtooloud257 3 года назад
Thank you for this video swoozie, I felt like shit after I lost my home and one of my dogs in minecraft, so this made me feel better. ❤️
@ariannaa148
@ariannaa148 8 лет назад
Babe! This is not Brain Science or Rocket Surgery.... Like if you see the error..
@nesbygalvan2088
@nesbygalvan2088 8 лет назад
It was on purpose
@Rmando
@Rmando 8 лет назад
That's the joke lol. He tries to sound smart but ends up sounding dumb.
@itsjayhaha3623
@itsjayhaha3623 8 лет назад
this is not brain surgery or rocket science
@Smart30701
@Smart30701 8 лет назад
Omg that took a while..
@jonahmeyerpeter3385
@jonahmeyerpeter3385 8 лет назад
+joella alcide UR AN IDIOT ITS A JOKE
@pepsiman5609
@pepsiman5609 6 лет назад
My car! Noooooooo! *gets hit with a baseball bat*
@kermitdied9805
@kermitdied9805 5 лет назад
Lmao
@harleytheapothecary7849
@harleytheapothecary7849 5 лет назад
oof
@MartyMcflyz
@MartyMcflyz 2 года назад
You know I’ve been thinking swoozie loves too hard for having what I see as such a desirable a package..but the reality is he’s just human and sharing the true stories of being human. He’s low key grown so much over the course of all these videos. Been a fan for a decade and I won’t stop anytime soon. I love this man and want the best for him.
@UnitedBandsMeech
@UnitedBandsMeech 3 года назад
Coming back to this years later and understanding what swoozie REALLY meant when he said she “kissed” Tim 😭😭 ouchhh
@williamwhite1020
@williamwhite1020 7 лет назад
only about 1 in 3 people who watched this have subbed
@stevendorsey4850
@stevendorsey4850 7 лет назад
Jokes on YOU. >:D I was subbed BEFORE I watched this!!!!
@pen0va778
@pen0va778 6 лет назад
I AM ALREADY SUBBED
@mlndr8551
@mlndr8551 6 лет назад
microsoft office already subbed
@shrimp9357
@shrimp9357 5 лет назад
i subbed after reading this comment
@mothersandfuckersofthejury
@mothersandfuckersofthejury 5 лет назад
Warren is the best friend ever
@Funln
@Funln 4 года назад
Scarlett사랑해 i agree
@juniorking6398
@juniorking6398 4 года назад
Scarlett사랑해 he didn’t show tho
@reno7178
@reno7178 3 года назад
Watching these videos as a kid is really helpful
@agneswilliams8494
@agneswilliams8494 3 года назад
8 years later and I dealt with a similar issue last year in June. Love it because I felt the same way. Here I am now, doing really well and life and the jawn harboring feelings. Love it all.
@mitziemax3042
@mitziemax3042 9 лет назад
Can someone please make a cloning device and clone swoozie so every girl on earth can have one?!? ❤️💙💚
@cjgorman132fan
@cjgorman132fan 9 лет назад
And guys so we can all have good laughs
@MultiElementalgamer
@MultiElementalgamer 9 лет назад
We already have a cloning device, all we deed is a age modifier
@deadguy8443
@deadguy8443 9 лет назад
Greg Addams Not really a cloning device, we can just make something with identical DNA to the original. Swoozie would have to be raised the same, not just grown.
@lillian2511
@lillian2511 9 лет назад
Alfred F. Jones Wait, you mean if Chuck norris ''Clones'' himself and grows himself up, his son is himself?
@mewsickat2982
@mewsickat2982 9 лет назад
No.
@neelu2056
@neelu2056 5 лет назад
I ain't nobody's plan B Either you choose me or you lose me
@calvinramnarinesingh8105
@calvinramnarinesingh8105 5 лет назад
T - Series why 41 likes???
@elaineadams1242
@elaineadams1242 5 лет назад
Boo PewDiePie is better
@rdarda9272
@rdarda9272 5 лет назад
nigga stfu
@demiwolfy9617
@demiwolfy9617 5 лет назад
T - Series lol!
@madelainedelgado869
@madelainedelgado869 5 лет назад
Pewdiepie is better. Fuck T-Series
@HyperionTitan
@HyperionTitan 4 года назад
"Either you choose me, or you lose me"
@milletkuzuryu882
@milletkuzuryu882 3 года назад
"U don't know I'm a Trinidadian I'm crazy"
@leahperkins8617
@leahperkins8617 8 лет назад
"Brain science or rocket surgery". Hehe I like that.
@imeliodas.
@imeliodas. 8 лет назад
+Leah Perkins ikr
@TheGourbit
@TheGourbit 7 лет назад
xD
@evaedwards6328
@evaedwards6328 7 лет назад
Yeah it's my new motto
@dianamakowski9538
@dianamakowski9538 7 лет назад
Leah Perkins I'm so going to use this.
@xxitmichaelgamingxx4247
@xxitmichaelgamingxx4247 7 лет назад
"Babe this isn't brain science or rocket surgery" XD lol
@peakplzzz626
@peakplzzz626 5 лет назад
XxItMichael GamingXx you I thought I was the only one who peeeped your the goat for this 😂😂
@ashleessingingsensations7294
@ashleessingingsensations7294 3 года назад
When my ex boyfriend and I were together,he almost cheated on me. and before that,he accused me of cheating on him,which I didn't do.
@phoenixstorm696
@phoenixstorm696 4 года назад
Thank you for all your videos adande
@mikee177
@mikee177 7 лет назад
You need to date Superwoman. END OF SENTENCE. BOOM.
@Juandiego-vz7xe
@Juandiego-vz7xe 5 лет назад
My gf said we need a break this is exactly what she said"I'm so sorry but I need a break and by break I mean we need to break up" I was crying so hard
@kingkyro7596
@kingkyro7596 5 лет назад
silent death lol
@Juandiego-vz7xe
@Juandiego-vz7xe 5 лет назад
King Kyro yea that actually happend
@kingkyro7596
@kingkyro7596 5 лет назад
silent death sorry buddy
@Juandiego-vz7xe
@Juandiego-vz7xe 5 лет назад
King Kyro it's ok
@miguelserrano3868
@miguelserrano3868 3 года назад
I recently had this happen to me so this makes me feel better swoozie thanks
@theologosdel2265
@theologosdel2265 3 года назад
I've noticed in this man's videos how much he promotes self respect and man, that's so good to have.
@Sam-qn6ht
@Sam-qn6ht 6 лет назад
I love how he puts his confessions in small text in the bottom of the screen so your most not likely to see it
@MacPlox
@MacPlox 9 лет назад
He said Brain Science and Rocket Surgery XD
@jacquelinemeldrum77
@jacquelinemeldrum77 9 лет назад
Joeuan P. Calayo MOMMY I WANNA BE A ROCKET SURGEON WHEN I GROW UP
@hailsstorm5647
@hailsstorm5647 9 лет назад
Cupcakes, Flowers, and Evil LOL!!!!
@erickbracamontes8637
@erickbracamontes8637 2 года назад
watching this 6 years later, still have never heard the phrase “we should take a break” mostly bc ive never dated anyone 😅🥲🥲
@ghosterror6201
@ghosterror6201 3 года назад
He said fighting back the tears I can’t count how many times I have done that when I heard those words come out of my ex’s mouth
@kategentry
@kategentry 7 лет назад
Your videos either crack me up or give perspective that I agree with and I really need to share some of them. That's my goal for today.
@kategentry
@kategentry 7 лет назад
My goal is to share one video today. (I felt that I needed to clarify)
@andrea.sp00ky49
@andrea.sp00ky49 7 лет назад
I'm beeing cheated on rn
@Attickyy
@Attickyy 7 лет назад
Andrea. sp00ky you broke up with tha bitch right?
@LargoAnimations
@LargoAnimations 6 лет назад
Lmao liar
@bdon1328
@bdon1328 6 лет назад
Cool brah
@dragonpearl5599
@dragonpearl5599 6 лет назад
Andrea. sp00ky jim so sorry!!!
@trippicy3271
@trippicy3271 4 года назад
warren be like “did i come in at a bad time”
@satch1365
@satch1365 4 года назад
Six years.. six years after I've watched this video this similar occurrence happens to me, and that's all I can think of. Either you choose me, or you lose me. She chose poorly
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