how i would defeat the immortal snail PART 2

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GOOD EVENING AXOLOTS I see we are all here to witness the departure of mercy in humanity when confronted with the fear of mortality. for your daily dose of #entertainment
anyways hope you enjoy today's educational video on how to roundhouse kick an immortal snail in order to protect thy soul. This is a part 2 to the previous video that many have left their two cents on, and I am proud to announce that I have taken your considerations in stride and applied none of them. fight me
also disclaimer this is all fun and jokes I do not promote doing any of this to snails. or any living being for that matter, peta get off my BACK
thank you and leave your suggestion in the comments below
mwah mwah
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@Faline_San Год назад

&¥{€HELP I FORGOT TO REMOVE THE CAPCUT WATERMARK AT THE END IGNORE THAT

@sporkzzz Год назад

No 😂

@Yarr0000 Год назад

Sadge

@soapsubs123 Год назад

lol

@leotsukipi Год назад

Idiot/j

@gremlinnieee Год назад

fal moment 😭

@gloss6318 Год назад

Imagine accidentally walking inside of that room and seeing the quiet kid in your class talking to a camera and explaining how to defeat a poisonous, killer snail.

@sanusiayatullah5152 Год назад

😂😂😂😂

@yasminat6006 Год назад

I would find a new respect for them

@im_aleey Год назад

I'd be like "cool" then continue with my day

@c0demistake Год назад

as the quiet kid, agreed

@andydavis6177 Год назад

SHOOT THE SNAIL WITH A GLOCK

@mintswonders6068 Год назад

I feel like faline is losing his sanity but slowly taking ours

@horchata.devourer Год назад

fight against faline’s brainwashing techniques

@infinitywarrior4620 Год назад

"if I'm going down, I'm taking you with me"

@lordpvt Год назад

@Adford MOREEEE MOREEEEEEEE

@tamberverse Год назад

luckily i dont have one for him 2 take

@rin-oy5gy Год назад

I agree

@CyberNet_inc Год назад

It would be so wholesome a video made by you with the topic "How I would defeat the immortal human. A snail's POV". The triology needs to be completed

@cream_cheese_bagel 9 месяцев назад

"wholesome"

@Crzy_cookie 9 месяцев назад

Agreed

@Asmanidoesnotexist2 8 месяцев назад

Since I would be super intelligent I would Learn English then I’d go to the bank, set up a bank acc. Then hire a squad to kidnapp the human and bring said human to me, for me to Touch. I would place a one billion price tag on him to get bounty hunters to bring him to me too.

@TheImmortalSnaiI 6 месяцев назад

working on it - 🐌

@carloscarrizo5380 Год назад

When you realized that snails could feel pain your face was pure terror. You completely changed the approach and I really thought that you were going to try something clever not to hurt the snail. When you said torture I laughed so much I woke up my roommate.

@sunshinefruit7021 Год назад

the way faline describes it makes it seem like he’s been through this

@ray.j. Год назад

Thanks

@Ermziess_AM Год назад

Thanks

@Wiillowtree Год назад

Yjsmld

@oreoslush Год назад

Thanks

@db_2408 Год назад

Thanks

@Sun_And_Moon_Fan 10 месяцев назад

"THERE IS NO TOOTH FAIRY, THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY, AND THERE IS NO QUEEN OF ENGLAND!" That hit hard😭😂one of my fav lines

@Yeonjun_smile_protection Год назад

Faline: Welcome to the real world Also Faline: Lets talk about more ways to defeat an imaginary immortal snail 😂😂 I love it

@leotheyoshi151 Год назад

Imagine having snail gluer as your job. Like, imagine putting "I glued a snail to the floor every day for 35 years" on your resume. Imagine having to tell your parents that your job is dousing a poor snail in super glue. Imagine being on a date and having to tell them that you have been hired to encase a snail in gorilla glue every day

@jessicest Год назад

"reason for leaving your last job?" --> "uh, my employer was annihilated in a snail/antisnail nuclear explosion"

@azucena-hm2wo Год назад

relatable

@Itz_Zane346 Год назад

@@azucena-hm2wo how is that relatable??

@pama-6987 Год назад

@@Itz_Zane346 wouldnt you wanna know buddy

@xwanderer84 Год назад

@@pama-6987 omg

@gillablecam Год назад

"research from the University of Calgary demonstrates that invertebrates are capable of learning from fear" was an unexpectedly chilling sentence

@HelloHuman1 Год назад

UofC sounds like they would do this.

@PhoenicopterusR Год назад

This does sound like something they would do.

@Tethloach1 Год назад

People from my high school went there.

@Sncyuki Год назад

Researchers: **Shows a snail horror movie** Snail: ... Researchers: Bro the snail is SO SCARED right now

@thepenthusiast Год назад

HOW DO THEY KNOW THIS?

@alexandrakingslayer8288 Год назад

8:41 if we can gaslight the snail, can the snail gaslight us back? With it being super intelligent the snail would now be thinking of ways to keep us away from it, and it might think to convince us that it is the snail again, thus restarting the cycle. EDIT: or could it gaslight us into thinking the snail will actually not kill us if it touches us, but instead gives us more money?

@RongDMemer Год назад

What's it gonna do? Run away? With what leg?

@alexandrakingslayer8288 Год назад

@@RongDMemer maybe it will use its gaslight abilities to convince someone to make it a tiny snail mecha suit that it controls with it's eyeball stalks?

@lezlesbian Год назад

@@alexandrakingslayer8288 but what if we gaslight it back? if they try to gaslight us we gaslight it back, like a rap battle.

@aquaervilha 10 месяцев назад

@@lezlesbian Just throw it in space

@TheImmortalSnaiI 6 месяцев назад

thx for the idea

@willow7466 Год назад

Depending on what kind of "immortality" the snail has, one of my favorite solutions was to leave the snail in a vacuum. Although the snail has the inability to die or take damage, the muscles of said snail need oxygen to function, with the removal of oxygen, the snail will eventually be unable to move, even though it would still be alive. It would be as if you could see and feel your arm, but you would be unable to move it, as if it were suddenly impossibly heavy.

@lezlesbian Год назад

That is the most brutal way to kill a snail, mate you are a genius, someone needs to hire you as an immortal snail killer/assasin.

@BeelAki Год назад

If the opportunity arises, I will contact you.

@bipinnambiar 8 месяцев назад

Where do you buy a vacuum? Asking for a friend.

@arthurdias6860 8 месяцев назад

and eventually, the snail will stop thinking

@TheImmortalSnaiI 6 месяцев назад

don’t you fucking dare

@tzisorey Год назад

"We threaten the snail with the death of it's family" Okay, I think I just figured out why the snail is so intent on killing you....

@VideoGameMontagination Год назад

Yeah, you killed it's family, and for revenge, was blessed with the power to one shot you and be immortal, knowing that you are the enemy, and that once you die, that it can live its Immortal life in peace... So it searches day and night, trying everything it can to end your life

@mikeweber4897 Год назад

@@VideoGameMontagination One-touch Snail

@gaysarahk Год назад

I always thought the snail would *also* die when it touched you, and that this is what it wanted.

@gabeskai Год назад

@@mikeweber4897 One tooooooooooooooooooooooouch!

@TheStudioArchitect Год назад

Yes, because she has 1M$ obviously!

@nami.sw4n Год назад

I can imagine Faline’s parents walking into the room while she is just explaining how to light a snail’s habitat on fire

@Azrealsantis Год назад

1.faline is a he (they prefer he him pronouns) 1. They are in college so they sleep in a shared dorm with his roommates :)

@skylaradarle Год назад

@@Azrealsantis Just wondering, when did faline come out with the new pronouns and where'd u hear it? Sorry, I'm just behind and haven't heard about it yet. 🥲🥲

@Gabriel_Pires Год назад

@@Azrealsantis Faline is non-binary. He just PREFERS he/him; but he is totally fine with SHE/they as well.

@thelonersanimation5734 Год назад

@@skylaradarle It just says on his Twitter "preferably he/him but idm any". I'd imagine Navier got their information through there.

@nami.sw4n Год назад

@@Azrealsantis sorry i didn’t know that he uses he/him pronouns but also the comment was a joke, I think I would’ve known he has a shared dorm because i watch his videos but thanks anyway! :)

@fionarose.sf99 Год назад

THE SLOW ERASING OF THE FAMILY- 💀 8:21

@dali-dog Год назад

I love that you warn your audience not to imitate anything you say in this video, as if I’m going to start gaslighting everyone I know into thinking I’m a snail who’ll kill anybody who touches me. Anyway, this video is fantastic and I laughed the whole way through, I love your videos. Thank you for being one of the funniest people on the internet

@Anikarim842 Год назад

The part where you explain how your gonna torture the snail and burn it’s family is by far one of the most disturbing and horrifying thing I’ve had the chance to hear

@taliyahwilliams5534 Год назад

Its so sad because all they have to do is launch it into space 😭😭😭

@Artic_Artemis Год назад

It's also the best idea And i love it

@kenziebalhatchet3918 Год назад

@@taliyahwilliams5534 doubt millions is enough to get a rocket

@antonikudlicki1100 Год назад

Snowflake moment

@therealaji Год назад

@@kenziebalhatchet3918 what if u ask a sociopathic astronaut to take the snail and release it into space

@sophiaisabelle0227 Год назад

Faline has never failed to make us all laugh with her antics. Seems as if she’s got a really good sense of humor.

@babygor1258 Год назад

How are you everywhere

@JalapenoCat1933 Год назад

Its a bot

@gloomy_gal Год назад

They use all pronouns but prefer he/him not she/her so please keep that in mind. I don't mean to sound obnoxious I just want people to have their pronouns they want usrd

@v2osksksk Год назад

@Bully Maguire 🅥 💀💀

@gloomy_gal Год назад

@shirion oh yeah I was basically saying the same thing as you. I was just correcting the guy who originally posted the comment

@autistic_beats Год назад

I’d just refuse the gift to be immortal

@madolinwolfe7767 Год назад

So the thought I had is like, what if instead of completely gaslighting the snail we only half manipulated it? Convince the snail of two things: 1. The type of immortality we're dealing with is immortality of the soul/mind as opposed to physical immortality (meaning we just become another person if we are in mortal danger) 2. I am not the immortal one, Dave from Accounting is. Now snail is chasing random other humans for the rest of forever and leaving you alone.

@lila-nx8ez Год назад

the fact that i was horrified that some kid had said to me that they liked throwing rocks at snails, but i'm watching faline explain his brutal attack plans on an immortal killer snail and finding it funny

@Gottaloveaxolotls Год назад

It really do be like that sometimes :)

@olsirmonkey Год назад

Well that kid actually does it, and faline is only theorising

@abantimukherjee9745 Год назад

"her" actually

@somebodynamedkage9580 Год назад

@@abantimukherjee9745 and they, they use all 3 pronouns :3

@abantimukherjee9745 Год назад

@@somebodynamedkage9580 ya I just googled about Feline. I don't have twitter so didn't know

@atroph6769 Год назад

The fact that I am more interested in listening to Faline strategizing on how to defeat an immortal snail than actually listening to class

@ender7910 Год назад

@Bully Maguire 🅥 absolutely genius

@Justarandomperson-vx4qb Год назад

"THERE'S NO TOOTH FAIRY" "THERE'S NO EASTER BUNNY" "AND THERE'S NO MORE QUEEN OF ENGLAND" That last part caught me off guard I-

@stargazer-elite 10 месяцев назад

Megamind reference

@t4ylor_hfjONE 10 месяцев назад

no more royal grandma

@forcecaptainoverlordsuprem2964 2 месяца назад

Tighten

@acejohnston2290 Год назад

If you don't know where the snail is just hunch up in your home for long while and if ANY snails come by trap it in a box. If a snail starts rotting then it's probably dead so you can throw it away. If it doesn't rot. Trap it in a glass box and then seal the glass box with caulk. That way the snail can atleast see around and you might be able to convince it by the time the caulk/glass degrades or the glass gets broken.

@nyever1053 Год назад

Not sure if anyone has mentioned it but in Australia there is a plant called the gympie-gympie; it is covered in thousand of tiny silica tipped needles containing a neurotoxin so painful that it has been dubbed "the suicide plant". Which would be perfect for the 'persuasion' you wanted to use on the snail

@ProBloxyCola Год назад

The suicide plant would be a great way to persuade the snail. Trust me, that plant hurts.

@celvsu Год назад

where can I get that🕺

@ProBloxyCola Год назад

New South Wales and Queensland in Australia

@poutsagamer8614 Год назад

Why is this plant named like a devil fruit, only in Australia.

@personcalledalexis Год назад

@@poutsagamer8614 ✨free death! touch this plant in australia now to die!✨ ✨only in australia!✨

@kristallazooloo Год назад

Ah yes, Faline San has evolved from college And learned the importance of tactics in war. To defeat the snail. Once again.

@karicampbell234 Год назад

Someday she'll stop global warming

@V33sVideostore Год назад

I didn't know you watched her too ✨ makes since you're both swag

@OmbreDunDouble Год назад

@@karicampbell234 Please, we'fe trying to solve real problem here, global warming will wait.

@sketchstormss5727 Год назад

Faline is an evil genius and could probably take over the world if she wanted to and honestly I'd be glad to have her as the ruler of earth

@TheStudioArchitect Год назад

Yes, but you must understand that she is crazy. The fact that she has 2 videos about torturing an immortal snail is crazy. If she were to be the ruler of Earth, we are all fucked. This woman is an evil mastermind.

@sketchstormss5727 Год назад

@gamingpotato absolutely correct. Facts 100%. Which is also why we should have him as the ruler of the world. He can protect us. (fal uses any pronouns but his preferred ones are he/him)

@TheStudioArchitect Год назад

@@sketchstormss5727 Pronouns don't mean shit. She's a woman.

@sketchstormss5727 Год назад

@gamingpotato something called respect and using someone's preferred pronoun to talk about them exists, and we all know faline is biologically a woman but he chooses his pronouns

@aydenistired_ Год назад

I got an ad for merci chocolates after fal said you could watch the snail suffer inside of the glue 💀💀

@redikaicore Год назад

I feel like the one problem with all of these solution is that… you have to know where the snail is from the very beginning. If they’re hyper intelligent wouldn’t they just stay hidden from you until they manage to engineer a situation where they can touch you?

@jarrethoglesbee4596 Год назад

This proposes a new but obvious question I hadn't thought of before. If you were an immortal snail and you had to kill an immortal human by touching it what would you do to win?

@poggestfrog Год назад

@@jarrethoglesbee4596 Build a plane, cut off pieces of myself and regenerate or stretch myself out far enough so the plane has pieces of me everywhere. fly into the immortal human Profit

@mrapple8374 Год назад

@@jarrethoglesbee4596 Why do I need to kill it. I cannot live with knowing that I've killed a human. I will try to be far as possible from the human.

@durxg Год назад

@@jarrethoglesbee4596 "The time I turned into an Immortal Snail"

@cassandrabelyeu2419 Год назад

Move to the Salt Flats. There will only be one snail coming toward you.

@XtheGAMEmaster Год назад

Whenever I think of the snail scenario, I also always imagine it also being aided by Murphy’s Law on top of being immortal and super intelligent, so if there’s even the tiniest possibility of the snail escaping a situation, it will. You might glue it upside down, but the glue guy might have a heart attack and accidentally kick the snail free while dying.

@solsystem1342 Год назад

This is why you personally cast a concrete tomb around the snail and bury it as deep as you can in a region that is actively depositing sediment (so it'll get buried more and more over time). Hopefully it'll eventually solidify into a rock but, if not you'll still have a few thousand to several million years before the material is eroded away.

@XtheGAMEmaster Год назад

@@solsystem1342 Right, but an earthquake could split open that sedimentary region and free the snail

@nahlies2382 Год назад

@@solsystem1342 WHY DO YOU BURY IT?? WHY DOES EVERYONE GET RID OF A COMPLETELY INCAPACITED SNAIL SO THAT IT NO LONGER CAN BE SUPERVISED BY YOU UGHHHH. Like seriously imagine just buying a thousand clear bullet proof containers, casting the snail in like a gold block or something, and just placing the gold snail in the container and checking in on it every once in awhile. If the casing gets damaged just replace it, always have a few extras on hand

@lumik.l4693 Год назад

@@nahlies2382 Gold is not that durable, also the logistics of putting it anywhere or paying someone to put it there don't work out. Realistically, the snail could use your planning stage as advantage, maybe trick one of workers and attach to them when they aren't looking and they unknowingly bring the snail closer to you when they report they have lost sight of it. Also the snail could be picked up by birds and attach to planes , you guys underestimate the snail

@Pills2 Год назад

@@XtheGAMEmaster not if you bury it in a place where earthquakes have a status of legendary (meaning very very very rare)

@Bengt2509 Год назад

11:40 Do what everyone does to bugs/any weird animal, smash into the floor with a book/ sandal then yeet that in the trash so the snail is taken to a land fill and can’t escape from the trash bag until the land fill has filled so much it can’t get up

@Xero_Gravity Год назад

I literally just found you because of your last snail video & i already love you /platonic (ofc) this is wonderful

@notstampgoat Год назад

9:11 I like how the warning is on not to gaslight instead of the intense psychological and physical torture and kidnapping and killing of their famility.

@mikethegoo Год назад

I can imagine people wanna gaslight others before turning to torture... Not that gaslighting wouldn't be torture, but still

@yuriyu_h Год назад

“Fear is the greatest method of control” -Faline-San 2022

@MusicalCrafts Год назад

when he said that my mind literally went to c!Dream

@RealMysticalMan Год назад

True

@euryanagc Год назад

5:05 hahaha this reminds of my friend asking the teacher if ants can feel pain 😅

@militsa7214 Год назад

Love these videos, genuinely entertaining

@sanvee6843 Год назад

Faline listen, you are literally giving it a protagonists sad backstory with the bonus idea. If you do that then it will definitely come for you with the power of friendship and defeat you

@iliketrains7823 Год назад

The solution to that, a box of salt shakers

@King.K.Kingston Год назад

@@iliketrains7823 modern problems require modern solutions

@froggyhan Год назад

faline is such an icon. I also feel like we should be scared of them bc this is some mad-genius-who-will-set-the-world-on-fire-showing-no-mercy behaviour

@Sun_And_Moon_Fan 10 месяцев назад

Imagine being her mom or sibling and just watching her talk to a camera on how to defeat a immortal snail

@screaminlordbyron7767 Год назад

I just discovered this channel on the part one. Brilliant! Subscribed!

@dontfearnorhear. Год назад

Faline: "So just put your fingers here" *shows the snail [YOU DIED] "Congratulations, you just killed yourself" What a wonderful start in a video.

@achillea.millea Год назад

Ok, about the friendship, gaslighting or torture options tho: What if the snail couldn’t stop moving towards you even if it wanted to? Like, it doesn’t want to to kill you because you are its friend/ are threatening it/ gaslighting it, but it can’t control it

@jessicest Год назад

oh noooooooooo 😨 that's so sad 😨

@annariver2729 Год назад

Time for cement

@datsoslayerthanu Год назад

@Gol Acheron I don’t think you’re a horrible person for killing a deadly threat to society that’s trying to murder you

@datsoslayerthanu Год назад

@Gol Acheron I would just put it in a hole but ok

@AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Год назад

I would not feel bad and do the salt, lava fire thingy :]

@cyrp7312 Год назад

11:12 Damn that’s some Eren Yeager type shit

@1_ekul Год назад

after watching this video I have learned I don’t wanna be on faline’s hit list

@Wixiced Год назад

*furiously taking notes* Faline has shared his ever infinite big brain energy, such planning and strategizing that has never been seen.

@AspenBo Год назад

We shall take notes together and the snails will FEAR us!

@quatromanthefourth4413 Год назад

Nobody tell him that the snail is simply a metaphor for an unoutwitable death that approaches slowly like any other death

@fruitguzzi9122 Год назад

*him ,he now uses he/she/they pronouns and prefers he/him

@quatromanthefourth4413 Год назад

@@fruitguzzi9122 gotchu

@Spin818 Год назад

@@fruitguzzi9122 I’m what vid did the RU-vidr say that? Just curious is all

@royalet7982 Год назад

@@Spin818 It was in a tweet I believe

@skaruts Год назад

@@fruitguzzi9122 is that for real? I'm asking because Poe's Law these days... and also because your statement is contradictory, but might be typos

@Bengt2509 Год назад

10:48 We died

@emmaleger9410 Год назад

Loved the intro💀🙏❤️

@GFCOLCQuote Год назад

I am convinced that this person is immortal and the only reason they are making these videos is an attempt to intimidate the snail. It's super intelligent, so she knows it's keeping tabs on her, and thus she makes these videos in order to let it know " If I find you... _you better hope I don't._ "

@joshandcolbyobsessor Год назад

he prefers using he/him/his pronouns 👍

@cottoncandyperfume Год назад

@@joshandcolbyobsessor ya but he doesnt mind any

@TheImmortalSnaiI 6 месяцев назад

compiling a list of ways to get out of these feeble “traps”, the world isn’t ready for my power when I strike

@im_fOive1438 5 месяцев назад

@@TheImmortalSnaiI uh faline i think you might have to use those ideas pretty soon

@Flightkitten Год назад

Faline: Glue Me: this might not work Faline: Gorilla Glue Me: this is impenetrable Love the tutorial on how to torture an immortal murder snail!

@ryno4ever433 Год назад

Encase it in resin instead

@ohlookitsme5035 Год назад

WHAT IS IT EATS THE GLUE??

@the_legendary_fire Год назад

Dunk it in a volcano job done because there will just be more and more layers of rock preventing it's escape

@kayo._the._idiot 9 месяцев назад

Thank you so much for this video, I was having a really bad day but now I feel a lot better, thank you so much/gen Also if you file down the snail's shell and then put it on it's back then it can't move :3

@CraftyLilSoto Год назад

For a rather expensive idea: Black Hole. No matter the amount of time, the snail will be unable to escape because of the large gravitational pull. A large star would work too, like shooting it into the sun. Stars may be a much more temporary solution, however, because supernovas can shoot it right back at you.

@h1rqueth Год назад

The part two we all needed💅🏼

@formerlypurple Год назад

I can only imagine what horrors would befall humanity if this video was reality. Watching it gives me such a sense of terror and primal fear, but it also makes me grateful that we can live in a peaceful world where this can't happen. One can only imagine what would happen if Faline were real.

@nyanSynxPHOENIX Год назад

Yeah, like can you imagine if the Easter Bunny and the Queen weren't real?

@stalepancake31 Год назад

Imagine if everyone had a snail and you didn't know which one was yours....

@mincat1412 Год назад

@@stalepancake31 well if it’s chasing you then it’s ur snail

@timmyistired9257 Год назад

@@mincat1412 But snails are slow?

@teapotexists Год назад

@@stalepancake31 How do we know thats not just reality and the reason we've never realized is that there are so many snails and so many humans that no one has ever touched their snail

@ruthiewitter569 10 месяцев назад

0:16 I BURST into cackling LAUGHTER THANK YOU for finally ending my suffering :’D

@dracothewarrior4316 Год назад

9:21 *with what arms?*

@theungentleman Год назад

Faline San's energy: Michael Reeves Faline San's looks: Lily Pichu Faline San's channel: Perfect

@awesomecow7264 Год назад

Now that you say it...I can see it hahaha

@nicfamelli Год назад

True xD

@bolt69420 Год назад

Faline San's comedy: James Corden + [insert actually funny comedians here]

@ruileite2634 Год назад

Faline once again applies to a researcher spot in the SCP Foundation.

@Smoldragoncat Год назад

So she's gonna torture scps to contain them You're supposed to protect them-

@Pan_Highlighter Год назад

Omg the long awaited part 2

@mbtgamer4298 Год назад

10:14 we are not monsters. We E ARE DEVILS?

@TwentyNineJP Год назад

One of my biggest concerns is that long after the heat death of the universe, when there is literally nothing left to do or see other than a vast, unchanging, dead expanse, the snail might choose to torment me by fleeing from me and forcing me to live and grow more insane over infinite eternities

@metalicarus8372 Год назад

wow

@detectipnub8636 Год назад

It's a literal snail, how is it gonna be faster than you

@VideoGameMontagination Год назад

@@detectipnub8636 who said it was faster?

@detectipnub8636 Год назад

@@VideoGameMontagination how's it going to flee

@VideoGameMontagination Год назад

@@detectipnub8636 exactly

@PierreMiniggio Год назад

1:48 I laughed way too hard at that one 🤣

@mixtheory1412 Год назад

These videos always help show what humans really are

@franckpadilla65 Год назад

Loved the first video. Love the 2nd even more. But i fallen in love with you----r humor.

@endtailfox Год назад

7:38 sounds an awful lot like duolingo

@SirSethery Год назад

Most people’s theories require knowing where the snail is, but I’m curious what people’s plan would be to find out the snail’s location if it wasn’t known, assuming it’s trying to stay hidden until it’s too late.

@collinbeal Год назад

Hire a Private Investigator to observe you. They will naturally choose vantages to covertly track you that match up with the snail's. The old "the best time to catch your prey is when it is hunting"

@ryans4877 Год назад

Live on a salt flat

@lucasdias4365 Год назад

@@ryans4877 it could land on top of you carried by birds or attached in a plane

@ryans4877 Год назад

@@lucasdias4365 living on a salt flat with a super secure house and all that jazz implied Never go outdoors with your head exposed I’d reckon there’s any number of good traps one could set up to capture the snail should it seek you out Basically it’s an added layer of protection to any of the other elaborate setups envisioned in the past

@alexsoo501 Год назад

I mean you could just live on a salt flat and buy AA guns to shoot at anything that flies remotely close to you. That way once you locate the snail you can easily contain it, my idea is to launch it into the sun

@Death_Jr7 Год назад

I love your these were the easy ideas for dummies not something like tormented ways

@Entity_The_Demon Год назад

"don't look behind you" Me: *looks behind anyway* Snail: helo

@jan_Masewin Год назад

Faline San is an anagram of Snail Fane, or ‘snail temple’. Whatever they were before the snail took control of their body in an attempt to spread fear, I fear it is no more

@manflutewarrior Год назад

❗️

@jsheen3530 Год назад

The sequel we needed, Thank you faline for this masterpiece ✨🕺✨

@anyssa1111 Год назад

The sequel we didnt deserve, but faline gave it to us anyway. We're spoiled

@VickyDeeGames 11 месяцев назад

Top quality content amazing content Faline San

@AgressiveHobos Год назад

People watching this now knowing that there really is no more queen of England:

@JustNeutral Год назад

This series is by far the most in depth analysis of how to run away from a snail ever

@nucci6865 Год назад

Don’t forget about the gruesome torture too 🤗

@Gabriel64468 Год назад

Big fan of gaslighting the snail. At first I didn't think it would work, but when you pointed out that it was already socially isolated I was sold!

@tanoko-san739 Год назад

I love how you made a who video on just explaining how you can kill this snail

@redtailarts101 Год назад

Alternate title: Ways to Psychologically Break a Snail

@oogabooga2008 Год назад

6:37 how periods were made:

@Left156 Год назад

Dude my sister be having those sorts of periods. The first time she had one bad like that I legit thought she was dying TwT

@moonxliqht Год назад

with faline's new whiteboard these videos are gonna get a lot more chaotic

@AspenBo Год назад

And I love it.

@amyshek2625 Год назад

I am so lucky that I broke into my sisters room to watch your vids and it is worth almost breaking her door 😁

@ahlpym Год назад

I definitely think the key is to immobilise the snail in a place you can keep an eye on. So you can react, if it ever gets close to escaping.

@homura_akemi Год назад

I remember watching Faline 2 years ago and proud to say he’s grown so much :’)

@homura_akemi Год назад

@@ashram184 that’s the pronouns he uses

@Popthebop Год назад

@@homura_akemi Gee’s I’m out the loop, cool good to hear

@gitman3486 Год назад

You groomers are disgusting

@Idkwhattonamemyself545 Год назад

@@gitman3486 What did they say??. You’re the creep for assuming that!

@gunsandroses896 Год назад

@@Idkwhattonamemyself545 I think they hate trans people. Nothing new. Unfortunately.

@jenniferpugliese524 Год назад

The sequel I never new I needed until now. This is a masterpiece.

@littleworldsbringingtheout1711 Год назад

This whole concept is hilarious

@haritarenu4886 Год назад

this video should rather be named "faline san becoming azula because of a snail".

@Raven_Black_252 Год назад

I could listen to Faline explain how to defeat an immortal snail all day every day.

@Thepeakofmentalhealth Год назад

The sequel nobody asked for, but everyone needed✨

@Starwarrior-pw5st Год назад

Since snails don’t have great eyesight we can put it in a cage with exclusively carnivorous plants that attack the snail every time the snail tries to eat them out of hunger, the snail will be scared of all plant life because of the fear of the possibility of being attacked and tormented by the plants as it slowly digests the snail away as it struggles to escape

@dadaromafan506 Год назад

What if the snail learns to fly Then I feel like half of these wouldn’t work

@tenkochabashira4305 Год назад

Watching Faline spiral into insanity by the snail problem is funny

@GardenVarietea Год назад

Cuz of your videos I've learned to be more open to conversation with people and have broken out of being the "quiet person" shell and your personality has been a lot of help with that stuff so thank you! Then with videos like these I remember that the RU-vidr that's helped me with being scared of talking to people is the one who talks about threatening a snail's psychological integrity and will and begin to see some connections i didn't wanna see woohooo

@jenelaina5665 Год назад

Best not to question it.

@unagrimm1156 Год назад

shell, eh? do you need *the salt treatment?* /s

@becauserafa 9 месяцев назад

THE FIRST VIDEO IVE WATCHED FROM FALINE IS SUPRISINGLY THIS (not complainging tho)

@amyshek2625 Год назад

If I get out my cringey/old fazes, I will still watch this and make my day

@damien3524 Год назад

9:40 Even better. Have you ever heard of a shotgun?

@qprx Год назад

WE WERE ALL WAITING FOR PART 2 AND IT SERVED 😍

@niccvier Год назад

I am so overwhelming with joy after watching this I can't form a concise sentence so just someone reply to it so I am reminded to come back and write an essay on why I love everything about this

@idiot2986 Год назад

5:42 seeing as its super intelligent it would probably be able to do both

@fruitguzzi9122 Год назад

the way faline often put in so much effort into his contents just for them to be the most chaotic thing ever

@0-Sleepy-soul-0 Год назад

Okay hear me out, one way to keep the snail as far away from you is having an army of frogs (or animals that eat snails). The snail would be too distracted and busy dealing with your animal army