How Is It Nearly Invincible?! - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) 

18:20 If you look closely you can see the shogun getting attacked by cacti is still alive. The quickdraw somehow placed one straight between the eyes of the other one

Cap: "The Dynamite Throwers are the closest thing we have to an anime girl." Cheerleaders: Am I a joke to you?

"This is the closest thing we have to anime girls, so maybe they will be good against tentacles." This man is a man of culture

Cactus: *gets one shot by cannonballs* Cap: "So now we know that the cactus IS cannonball-proof"

Spoiler about the gunslinger: the samurai giant cannot take damage from the gunslinger. If you take control of the samurai giant and let the gunslinger shoot you, you do not take damage. Please like so he can experiment with this. and potentially use it.

"They're also the closest thing we have to an anime girl....so maybe they have some kind of type ADVANTAGE against tentacles" Advantage? What kind of sick, twisted anime are you watching?

Captainsause “they were distracted by the back flipping horse” The cactus that took fire arrows got hit by the reaper and sacrificed himself “am I a joke to you?”

Captain Sauce: The Western Faction has no God unit. Cactus: Hold my beer.

Revenge of nature: 20 cactuses 5 scarecrow 3 tree giants 10 snake archers 5 clams 3 snuffys

Cap: we can use all the factions?! Me: gunslingers and cheerleaders

Captainsauce, The point of Dynamite throwers is to be a suicide unit, throwing the dynamite on the ground and holding them off until it explodes.

“This is the closest thing we have to anime girls, so maybe they will be good against tentacles.”

captain: “but the western faction doesn’t have a God unit” Cacti: “observe”

Captainsauce: amazed that the cactus can take a projectile like it's nothing Blunderbuss: am I a joke to you?

“There’s a snake in my boot”. One snake archer with 3 cheerleaders boosting him and a quick draw in front no secret units or spooky faction

Suggestion: “The Cavalry is here!” Map: Medieval 2 (the one with the castle) Blue: 1 bard 10 cavalry units (the ones that are not Jousters) behind the bard 5 protectors (the tribal ones) in front of the bard Win condition: Defeat the bard (Bonus challenge: win without using Gunslingers, or else you’re a pussy.)

"They're also the closest thing we have to an anime girl" Me: what about snuffles

Musketeer: who are you? Deadeye: I'm you but stronger.

Your Money: 800 Your Win Conditions: Kill Lady Red Jade My Team: Lady Red Jade and 4 Monks on the balcony Map: Renaissance

I pretty sure that the dead eyes aim for the unit with the most health on the map so the king was already damaged and had less health than the knights so the dead eyes shot the knights at 14:56

18:19 the cactus shogun was actually alive, the other one probably got shot from too close and couldn't block

I never wanted to see a tabs unit with anime eyes... But now I can’t unsee it

“Cactus queen has no weaknesses”

18:22 coming back two years only to realize the cacti did not kill the shogun, quick draw did

The clash of religions: Every god unit versus enough wobbly horses to price match

I can’t help but feel the candle heads are a Dark souls reference

"At least now we know Cactus are cannonball proof." 3:27 Ten seconds earlier: BLUE victory, defeated RED team. (Blue team was the cannons, red team was the Cactus) 3:17

12:58 It’s funny how captainsauce questions how the cactus survived the ballista bolt while being whiplashed and not breaking any of his “bones” after mentioning nearly every episode that either the units are playdoh or rubber and still played 2 decades including the beta of tabs and questions this.

My Battle suggestion: One king (in the back) 20 Haybalers (Protecting the King) 10 Cacti (Also protecting the King) 2 Ballistas (Behind the Army) 5 Harvesters (Behind the Haybalers) 5 Beserkers (Infront of everyone) Win Condition: Kill the King

Battle Idea: “The Republic of the Gatling Guns” You face off against 30 Gatling Guns and 20 cheerleaders.

Cactus: tanks death’s scythe and proceeds to fight skeleton warriors but dies Cap: for a moment I thought the cactus was gonna be good.

Plot twist : the cactus is actually the God unit in the wild west faction

Battle idea: Western john wick Quick draw with 8 cheerleaders and 4 priests/healers

"The wobble legon" 2 of each horse and rapter unit 1 wild west horse win condition: defeate the wild west horse

**Cactus gets impaled** Oh, look at that, i’ve been impaled.

18:19 Cap: The cactus's did it! Quick Draw who shot the other Shogun in the back, killing him: Am I a joke to you?

The Shogan that the cacti were holding was still alive, you can see his eyes, quick draw must have gotten a lucky hit! Like so he can see this

The closest thing to a anime girl is the catapult when it in counters Cupid’s bow

did you know that the blunderbuss's barrel armor can also withstand a ballista bolt

Cactus Juice: 30 cacti 20 potion sellers 2 mammoths

One punch man vs however many hobbits you can Win condition: win within 10 seconds

captainsauce:"the catus did it!" quick draw: killed the shogun that came after him

Final Boss(es): The last unit from each faction (the ones to the farthest right). There can be only only one of each of those, and you cannot use them. (Can't use Snuffy against Snuffy, or all the others). This includes the secret units. Money limit is 8,000. Win within 40 or 30 seconds, or 50. Boom: One of every unit that uses a bomb (two if you want to be challenged). Ex. Bomb on a stick, dynamite on a stick. Seige: Two catapults, two ballistas, two pumpkin catapults, two Gatling guns, and whatever else. Limit is 5000. Survive for 20 seconds. Clint Yeetwood: Quickdraw with a bunch of cheerleaders. Limit is 1500. Pick whatever you like like the most. Condition: Kill the quickdraw.

the revenge of the musket 5 muskets (in the back) 10 dead eyes ( in the back 5 quick draws (in the back) 10 gun slingers (in the back) 20 cactus (on the line)

When you realize that this is the 69th full release TABS video: *N I C E* Edit: Some monster liked my comment after it was at 69

18:15 Sauce:OMG THE CACTUSES DID IT!!! Quick draw:yeah... Right... I toooootally didnt shoot the other shogun in the head at point blank...

I have one for ya; go to the tribal map, and put a ballista in the cave, and you have a to beat the ballista in 30 seconds. Your units will be surrounded by the blunder busts on all sides , and four explosive cannons at each side, and you cannot spend any more than I have. Like please so Sauce will see.

cactus made him win. captainsauce:thank you backflipping wobbely horse. cactus: am i a joke to you?

Flying kites: Five valkyries and five lassos.

Spooky Faction: Aha! Alas, I rule the wor- Western: Allow me to introduce myself.

Late Fun Fact: at 18:25 you can actually see that the shogun getting bullied by the cacti is actually alive, but the shogun "1v1-ing" the Quickdraw got a revolver unloaded into its empty skull. This means that the Quickdraw literally executed the shogun warcrime style while the plants crippled a samurai master.

The Bird Cage [REMASTERED] Map: Spooky 2 Border: Diagonal (Top left to bottom right) Units: 10 Valkyries 5 Scarecrows 2 Cupids Your team: 1 Halfling in the front 1 Fencer 1 Ballooner (NOT balloon archer) 1 Taekwondo student 1 Painter Plus: You cannot add any additional units to your team. 🔻

Battle idea: Alexander the great's typical way of deposing rebellions isn't working on the athenian sepertists, who aren't scared by basic training drills. They have risin up to over throw the thebs and recreate their monopoly over the Agean sea. Alexander realized that he'll have to step up his game, resembling a proper army to retake athens.The aetheans will have to face: Alexander the king in the back 5 Caverly (secret unit) in the front A basic 5 unit long falaink, I think I spelled that right, behind the horses A 2x5 row of hoplites Two catapults in the back Archers along the sides of the whole army as well as behind the cavalery

I used to be a gunslinger like you, but then I took a ballista to the knee

Nobody: The Reaper: Surprise Buttsecks

3:48 Cacti: Muuuuuuuuuuu- Captain sauce: don't say muffin button Cacti: BUT IT WAS! THERE'S SCIENCE AND STUFF!

Cactus is immune to most bullets, just not deadeye or getting hit in the fleshy bits. He's almost the same as a haybaler.

"I don´t like the cactus, I don´t feel like it´s adding anything to the game" -Cap. Sauce 2020 Oh how the turntables ;)

pirates: has giant with anchors for hands Fantasy: has literal gods western: cactus man

Captainsauce's sentence in the last video: "400 is pretty expensive...it's not really that powerful..." Cactus: Observe.

Idea : So if you search up, Super Secret Link Tabs Its the old alpha's of tabs Its really cool Like So Sauce Can See this!

They're also the closest thing we have to an anime girl" Me: what about snuffles

I had an entire siege plan with the western faction: depending on the amount of mone u got then about ten bomb throwers in the front woud do. Get a few cacti in the front row if there r any explosive enemy units but if not put them behind the bombers. About three gunslingers behind the bc u know they rain bullets. Deadeyes always hit their target and do damage but take time to get their aim straight. Finish it off with two quick draws and miners to guard them. If ur feeling angsty then put a few Gatling guns in the back. If any1 uses this I will be a happy camper

“Let’s put some cactus’s” Me: *_confused screaming_*

Me: Mom can we get longship? Mom: No, we have longship at home. Longship at home: Bank robbers

Hey cap, the quick draw can dodge 12 ballista bolts at once

Here’s an idea for a battle (or just a concept). V for Vendetta: Create two armies, roughly equal. At the very back (or somewhere out of the way) is Larry. Larry is your nemesis, you know what they did! You get to play as a unit roughly equal to Larry, but on the other team. If you personally kill Larry (but don’t just snipe them, that’s no fun), you win! If your unit dies before you get revenge, you lose. (Bonus points if the odds are against you.)

Who would win, a literal cannon, shooting giganticn metal balls that cut through boats and ships like butter. Or one prickly cosplayer?

hay bale: finnaly a worthy enemy our fight will be legendary

I'm commenting again because I feel the need to say this. Hey Cap, the Cactus isn't the only Balista shield, the Blunderbuss can survive Batista shots too thanks to its armour. So can the Pirate Queen but I only say that since she's the only boss unit (minus the secret faction) that can survive 2 bolts.

Cap, I've been watching you for a few years now, and your videos are some of the funniest, best and most interesting I've seen ever... Thank you and keep up the amazing content.... you're making my day every day!

Captain sauce, watching your videos always puts a smile on my face, I can count on you as a pick-me-up and I hope you can do that for other people, thank you so much for introducing me to these silly games, but I would also like to add one of my own into your mix, Look up Kingdom of loathing and give it a shot, I am sure it will have you and your audience laughing before you even finish the character creation. Again, thank you so much, and I can't wait to see your next video

18:26 In loving memory of Master Shogun 2020-2020 "Dead from rape by a man in a cactus costume"

Small Defense Squad: You have to defeat the Hobbit. 15 Snake Archers 15 Clams 5 Scarecrows 15 Halflings if you can choose a specific halfling otherwise use squires And a catapult for good measure

18:25 Cap, I think he’s alive.

In the double shogun round the shogun the cacti were fighting survived. The other shogun died because one monk decided he was disloyal and clunked him on the back of his head. Then he couldn't deflect the Quickdraw because he was now on his belly, being shot from behind, meaning he couldn't deflect. Your cacti delayed long enough for the totally planned betrayal.

Super easy: 10 dead eye on the roof of the western map, 15 miners, 30 gun slingers and finally 20 quick draw.

Battle suggestion: protect the general. Rules: You have a general you have to protect and so does the enemy. No reapers. You pick your general. Enemy army: 5 cactus in front. One cavalry (not jouster) on each flank, 10 brawler behind cactus, 6 skeleton Archers behind them then 4 knights surrounding a king which will be the enemy general.

ok if you want win conditions heres an idea: defeat the hobbit, you make an army that is challenge campaign level difficulty for the other side and get half its money but you only have to defeat their hobbit. I call it the "give me my money back"

Make a tiny circle big enough to fit about 1 Snuffy, surround it with a two hundred vampires. Survive for twenty seconds.

"their also the closest thing we have to an anime girl" so were looking for anime girls?

Dynamite Throwers: “ Cap, can you you stop crapping on us?” Cap: “NO”

Assassination: One hundred painters and one fencer. You must kill the fencer and only the fencer.

I call the battle 6 feet with 10 of each ranged unit including special units and you can’t let your wobbly horse die

No Lady red jade is the closest we have to an anime girl she literally Asian in dynasty clothing

God cap is a treasure hes so hilarious

Farming frenzy: 1 minotaur 3 mammoth 20 farmers 5 harvesters 15 hay baylers 1 wobbly horse 1 scarecrow

It Don’t Die Boi Day 60 of asking Sauce to bring back Battle Cats

firing range: two dead eyes four blunderbusts four gunslinger 1 quick draw 1 captain and ten musketers

i have an army suggestion 1 scarecrow all way at back 25 cheerleaders at back 15 cacti at front 10 clams in middle of them

The Hokey Pokey: 20 cacti, 5 sarrisas, 5 squires, 5 hoplites, and 1 jester to rule them all. Ya do the hokey pokey and try not to get stabbed, that’s what it’s all about.

18:20 I'm pretty sure it was the quickdraw that defeated one of the shoguns, you could see the shogun being held by the Cactus bois has his eyes not X marks.

9:20 that guy on the right looks like me when I forget my mask...

18:13 The cactuses did it!!! Quick draw: am I a joke to you... If you look closely you will see the second shogun TAKING IN all the bullets then dies because he’s to close to the ranged enemy to deflect. And if you again look closely at the shogun that’s being attacked by cactuses, the shoguns eyes are still open and he still has his sword in hand....

Cactus Showdown: Characters: 15 cacti Condition: Win within 25 seconds

12:31 haybalers: *too easy*

Cap: says that the dynamite throwers are the closest thing to an anime girl Snuffles : Am I a joke to you

Cactus: *gets impaled by a ballista bolt* also cactus: "Tis but a flesh wound."

18:15 if you pause you cold clearly see that quick draw killed the other shogun and the shogun that was being attacked by the cactuses is still alive because he is still holding his katana it is just stuck in the ground

Honestly I'm not really that intimidated by the Reaper. When I fight him he tends to die in like 3 seconds and I end losing from all his cannon fodder. I mean 5-10 archers can take him down no problem so that practically means he has very little health. So once you know that he isn't as scary as you might think. (P.S. The Gunslinger can't damage flying units like the Valkyrie and Reaper, for some reason)