How Pirates Decided On Their Branding 

Ok, but I won't

Lol

Oh no lol

okay but that is litteraly just sea of thieves

Isn't that game being reviewed HORRIBLY?

Love it.

Cutless? Nah. Maybe a Cadillac.

And what did the lass do to you?

​@-Subtle- I don't know, but I do know some guy named "Will" has made a lot of people very mad. I'm always hearing commanders say "Fire at Will!"

When did you start writing for Ryan and George?

Is that a Ubisoft reference?

@@TheBreadbearNo, I'm pretty sure it's a JoJo's reference.

That's actually not inaccurate. Pirate ships were run fairly businesslike with things like voting and disbursement based on position. Captains' powers were actually limited, except when it came to battle and the Quartermaster was often chosen to keep him in check.

@@TheBreadbear yes

@matrix780 You mean "ARRRR!" ?

Ah, I wanted to make that comment.

Don't understand.

​@@UmbraFulgur C sounds like sea, the place they spend most of their time

they also say aye a lot

Dad joke lol

It might be funny if we didn't have drag queens grooming kids in libraries

Irl it worked out pretty well, tv adaptation not withstanding

😂

Purr 💅

It might be funny if we didn't have drag queens grooming kids in libraries

The literal instant he makes a suggestion lol

@@1kaz1 Mind you, his suggestions still apparently got implimented, kind of, so there's that...

We say yo ho, but we don't say hoe 'Cause hoe is disrespectful, yo

@@laurencefraser probably someone less awkward repeated it and they were cool with it

That's dessert mice for you, they're not bound by fancy schmancy laws.

And a ship.

@@BoraHorzaGobuchul 😂

malinda wanted a ship, but ryan george got it instead

But which captain Ryan George...

@@adrielyozan7203 The one with the things on him.

@@adrielyozan7203 weird pervy guy?

Catching him is super difficult, extremely an inconvenience.

We need a captain… maybe Ryan George can choose the captain who chooses the captain, who in turn chooses the captain. Super easy, barely an inconvenience

Right, I even played the demo and STILL watched his ad. What a terrible game.

Personally I'm looking forward to the Pitch Video

I wish he would do Pitch Meetings for Video Games!

​@@doublecrossedswine112it's sooooooo bad! Literally feels like it was made for xbox 360 gen.

Ditto!

YAAAR!!!

Yo ho

Well, technically, if you never start playing, you can't stop ... 😂

@@AenesidemusOZNo no no, you can stop whenever you want. Just stop playing and you’ll be all done with the playing. We don’t want to make any enemies in the pharmaceutical industry.

@@Judge-1964 Look man I didn't get into marketing to lie to people

Wearing sassy things with confidence is TIGHT! I probably should have ordered these sassy things a few sizes larger.

"Who likes short shorts? I LIKE SHORT SHORTS!!!" - Joe Swanson

Wearing sassy things with confidence is super easy, barely an inconvenience… Just… minus the confidence part, that’s hard.

​@@Bofa_With_A_Fork Depends on whether you lose confidence when you're hard.

Well if you’re in, I’m in.

a time traveling pervert ?

You could say... He... Gets around ;)

Maybe its a weird bloodline of perverts?

@@christianwetzel2199 reminds me of the time I was visited by a good looking older man while I slept in my bed. It gave me the anger and drive to build a time machine. So I travelled back to my childhood room to catch him in the act only he never showed up so I took it out on my younger self. Whoops WHOOPSIE!

The Pervy guy is my favorite one of Ryan's Characters.

Fr lmao

Lol

gotta pretend if you want that sweet sponsorship money

​@@ridokousennin8747 Hey that is the thing i like

Yeah, tell it like it is.

I tried it for a couple of days on the free preview weekend they had recently. Seemed to be "Fetch Quest: The Video Game." Gonna' stick with "Sea of Thieves."

​@@jamesanthony8438neither are really all that good I'll stick to assassin's creed 4

I keep getting ads for it but other than it being pirate themed, I know nothing about this game. Seems like WoW, but pirates instead of fantasy

Skull & Bones is the best advertisement for replaying AC: Black Flag that I've ever seen

​@@Valorian6167it's stay on ship, sail here sail there, get off ship turn in items to upgrade ship/move story along, get back on ship and repeat!

Or this is his ancestor, and there is one of him in every generation. Let the nightmares begin.

That would explain the last couple of years of Doctor Who.

Or there are pervy, skeezy guys everywhere... throughout time.

@@Grasslander A more problematic Black Adder scenario

​@@SidneyBroadsheadHylander rules

This comment is very underrated at the moment.

​@@nikj5215I'M A BIG HOOKER

​@@nikj5215or perhaps, "underhanded"

I can’t believe you’d palm off such a lame joke on us.

There's something familiar about all this but I can't quite put my finger on it.

Is that how they pronounce it in Canada? I thought it was pie-rit.

@@jxchamb in Canada we pronounce pirate the same way as it’s pronounced in America, but the pie rats joke was still pretty awesome 😂

This is how they got their name and no one will ever convince me otherwise.

Just be thankful he wasn't watching the spread of Texan convenience stores, or they could have been "Buc-ee Nears"

Yes we... RRRRRR

True though when you think about it...see also pimps, wrestlers and clowns.

@@funkoxen All three of those wear sassy ass clothes.

So Jared Leto?

@@GlassesnMouthplates NO. JAYNE. "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything..."

Something that's scarier? Men tossing around soap bars?

QUADRUPLE A GAME WOOOOOO~~~

It's not a bug, its a feature! *Points at a line of ants* Look! More features!

Appearently the game was made because Singapore paid (and thus demanded) a pirate themed game with a new IP. And it certainly sounds like the game is legal obligation first instead of a joyous expirience.

​@@Shuizidthey should've just used ac black flags mechanics

Try Pirate101. It's combat system is basically a turn-based board game, but you do get to move your units around on enemy ships.

I think the "showing a monocle into it" part had something to do with it. Kinda like sneezing when you are shaving but worse.

@@loke6664 yeah im pretty sure he clapped that eye's ass frfr with the glass thingy bingy and boom no more eye homie

As you do...

That happens a lot to me, to be honest 🤷‍♂

In his defense, it was super easy, and it's certainly an inconvenience now!

Oh, dangerous! You're tempting fate by watching a Ryan George vid while eating! Drinking is ok though because the worst that could happen is spraying liquid from your nostrils.

@@SoopahGjust don't do it with carbonated beverages

Money is TIGHT

Not as tight as the jaws of the sharks that'll eat em

*Extra credit* Guy: Ok ok, but why do you have a steering wheel on your pants? Pirate: Arr, I don't know, but it drives me nuts!

Does it work? Personally I prefer: "I'm a big hooker." - 1:57

LMAO

Fun fact: Blackbeard never killed anyone in his life!

@@FormerlyDuckthat is a fun fact!

​@@FormerlyDuckuh...did he sink any ships 🚢? Or do you mean "...face to face, with a hand weapon."?

@@brucebaker810 Actually, I'm not sure. I heard it years ago. At the very least, he didn't kill anyone by non-cannon methods.

*Front flip

Yet somehow the most historically accurate

_Have ya ever been to sea, Billy?_

Yeah, I didn’t understand it at first lol. I thought it was just a really wet sneeze.

Isn't everyone when they just start a new job? Give it time.

Isn't that scull and bones flag they designed called the JOLLY Roger?

@daviderwin4705 ​Who was Roger and what was he so dang happy about?

​@@BlandoGamingHe was happy about the booty he got?

​@@BlandoGamingRoger was in on the A Round. Invested in the ship. He's happy cuz he earns from home. No need to buckle any swash.

I'm gonna let the sponsorship slide because the skit is so good and Ryan should get that bag, but man, really not the type of game you want to be praising.

No, contractually he can't...I think there's an Ubisoft agent in the room...Ryan blink with your non-pirate-patch eye twice if you're in danger

He gave Wesley the title and retired to go run the corporation in charge of naming things

Masks are terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.

Eeeew

Its just one of the reject clones.

And he also pulled out one eye

naaah i think he just used a sharpie. he was already huffing the fumes for the script. twas that or playing the game.

"Maybe we should try branding with other people, too!" **Holding a red-hot branding iron** "Wayyy ahead of you, my guy"

Why doesn't Ryan say this anymore? It was always perfectly placed and funny!

@@MrTPF1 "Tight", or "my guy"?

​@@MrTPF1Tight isn't part of the First Guy To series, it's part of the Movie Pick series.

No as tight as the gibbet.

Probably a bloodline thing. He had a lot of offspring and descendants. One in every port, etc.

Timelord? Being from the Q Dimension?

Yet we wouldn't realize for a century that ^Larp Fl'aP had just revealed the solution to the Flangordian Time Equation.

If they even need to pay youtubers for ads, you know it's not going too well for the game. Palworld guys become millionaires overnight by barely advertising...

what? no,a lot of AAA games pay youtubers for ads@@DrTheRich

​@@DrTheRichis on the same league of phone games

@@DrTheRich The thing to remember is that streamers with big audiences are Baaaaasically free, contextually targeted, advertising so long as your game is actually half way entertaining and you don't screw them over. ... a lot of them are also gacha addicts so abusive monitisation won't even result in a bad review! ... Heck, most of them don't even actually Do reviews as such, they just play the game and whether they seem to be having fun with it or not does most of the selling (or failing to sell) for you/them. (as a viewer, mind you, you should pay REAL close attention to if they ever come back to it or not (assuming they didn't basically finish it all in one go)).

Leave it to Ubisoft to not even understand a simple concept like triple A.

There are a lot of historical mentions of pirates voting though, so the idea that a bunch of them voted the design to the first Jolly Roger isn't that far fetched. The first guy we know using one was a Breton guy named "Emmanuel Wynne", it might be older but I could see his crew being involved in the design (the more you know). That was in the early 1700 so Captain Morgan didn't use one no matter if a certain rum brand tries to tell you otherwise.

@@loke6664 oh wow! That's awesome!

Cadstronaut?

😂

Flantastic!

Seconded, he's endless fun. And he tries to get into the spirit of things - tie substituted for scarf and all.

Hey, it is a spiffing shirt and the Ryan verse probably have a good wardrobe budget. It must have.

Greenscreen shirt can be ANY color

@@Lavonne9870 Yeah, but is that really worth the job? You can get shirts like this pretty cheaply but CGI is a whole lot of hard work. It is like when Marvel decide to use CGI for She Hulk instead of using an actress with the right build, that is the main reason why the show cost them so much ($235 million). Sure, that is a far worse case but it still illustrate the issue, the simplest solution tend to be the best in many cases. Real shirts look real with far less work and you can find them for something like $30-35 each. Sometimes, it just isn't worth complicating things.

Florp Flap

They do kinda taste like rats though!

are you cannibal?

@@SirsasthNigam. A weirdly specific one in that case... While there are still pirates in Somalia and Yemen, those aren't exactly common nowadays. Or maybe he just means .Torrent pirates? Those are far more common but I would think they would taste far more like Cheetos then actual pirates.

​@@loke6664the fuckers in Samalia and Yemen aren't Pirates, they're PINOs (Pirates In Name Only). No eye patch, no peg leg, no hook hand, no jovial seamanship, just a bunch of assholes stealing shit on the ocean and giving us modern day pirates a bad name.

@@loke6664 well every Friday all pastafarians become pirates, makes them a little more common