Call of Duty Makes No Sense 

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Just dial up you sociopathy and it will be fine.

"Oh you're winning? Let's just destroy everything then."

You could say it's well deserved

@@FraZzJwhat are you talking about? The non-destructible buildings will be fine. Fallout? No. We’re talking about Call of Duty.

Lmao thinking of how this comment would look out of context.

dont forget the enemies are constantly spouting slurs at you like 13year olds, which they are!

Nice. Tell you what: if your DELIVERY is also as funny as Ryan George's, I might even stick around and watch you talk about NordVPN too!

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"Sir, this is starting to sound less like a combat engagement and more like some kind of twisted dystopian game show." "And that's what makes it fun."

"And couldn't the enemy just grab the guns you drop from the sky?" "Yes."

Was that before, or after, the soldier did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day?

That part comes in between the jumping and the catching the dangling window washer in mid air. It's pretty textbook, ya know basic training and all that...

That's not even a 360 no scope kill ? Worthless.

It's super easy and barely and inconvenience

It's super easy and barely and inconvenience

HI DAD !

Wow you've had your account for 13 years!. That's longer than I've been alive

how the-

I sure love gobblin' boobs.

Did u really bang his mom?

I didn’t even think about that lolz

I’ve never played the game. What does it mean in world?

​@@attiasprouse682it means without dying and respawning

@@agenttechnaid5438 Okay. That sounds appropriate.

Absolutely true facts here. In my life I’ve killed dozens of people in a row without the need to respawn a single time, and I know that this is true for all the soldiers who happened to survive after missions, so in a way to unlock the nuke attack irl is very easy, barely an inconvenience in real life, at least for people controlling drones, they don’t need to put their asses on the line to amass greater kill counts.

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Yess

I'd watch it.

@@joshlegacy1101same

Appears there was needless death in both segments...

I know, I was there. It was pretty cool, but now I can't feel anything below my neck.

lol

*Did a 360, no-scoped the bad guy's neck and saved the day.

Yeah my neck feels bad after that

bro didnt get the joke@@meggaman7

Right?! Same here 🎉

I Want to see him do other franchises as well.

Maybe it's time for Pitch Meetings on video games. Product Manager guy and programmer guy.

The closest is he's gotten is by saying, "That new shooter game" If you know the video you know

@@NaincySingh-ut2ov now we need one for battlefield

That works

Literally every game is up for roasting

It seens you're not familiar with Oversimplified

I think "Hospital where all the doctors seem to be romantically involved" is on season 19 or some ridiculous number. My only plea is that HWATDSTBRI fans accept that the show is in fact a soap opera and not a procedural.

Don't forget that the A plot has a rare disease that nobody can figure out until they're 4 seconds away from giving up, but then an obvious clue that any person should have checked prior to giving up comes up like apparently the patient smells like gasoline, so that's why their skin catches on fire so easily.

@@themexis It's been going downhill since Season 3.😉

It’s like Hell!

@@healsallwounds I'm pretty sure Valhala is like this, in between the drinking.

My favorite hellscape is the one with all the shipping containers where you just die and respawn, die and respawn, die and respawn. Sometimes you can’t even get your bearings, you die and respawn so quickly! But then sometimes you manage to get inside a shipping container with only one opening and a convenient barrel to hide behind, so you can just kill SO many respawning enemies and make those 13 year old kids SO angry!

Pretty sure Red vs Blue did that exact skit years and years ago.

And in the end boobgobling69 was the MVP

yoooo thats actually a sick idea like this guys comment 👆 and hopefully Ryan seees it 😁

Love this idea. So many video games are built on silly premises, Ryan could have a field day with video game pitch meetings or videos like this one.

Except, this describes every FPS video game for the past 30 years... Mission accomplished?

Video Game pitch meeting, people don't realize 100%, this would be a game changer. 100% people don't' realize

YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS man. Absolutely brilliant idea. I would love that. Ryan give it a try please. Start a new series with video games. We would all love it

And by "our country," you mean Canada, right?

I think it's stolen valor, actually.

@@TheHomelessDreamer Denmark, actually.

Yeah and his hat and beard are 100% a hint at CPT. Price, only the cigar is missing 😂

So it's bene ahwile since he did a Marvel, or WB, or Disney, or any skit her does at all.... they're all about a franchise. smh

​@@joshuawood1436 being wrong about what franchise means is super easy, barely an inconvenience

​@@joshuawood1436i don't think he meant Pitch Meetings. But go ahead and be an asshole about it, i guess.

​@@Jerga27to be fair Marvel is a franchise. He's wrong about the rest though

Since, not until

Can't wait to see him take on World of Warcraft's basic quest templates. *Quest giver:* Listen, our little town is being overrun with these annoying critters, they're just everywhere, the pantry, the cellar, your underwear drawer, it's a nightmare. We want you to go out there and destroy their entire population. Just wipe those suckers out, I think six confirmed kills ought to do it. *Hero:* Wait, did you say six? *Quest giver:* Yeah, six dead critters will be enough to completely destroy their breeding population, I decided. *Hero:* I passed like thirty of those suckers just on my way in here! *Quest giver:* Trust me, you take out six of those bad boys, we are golden. *Hero:* I feel like this target is just arbitrarily low. *Quest giver:* Okay, I'll level with you. We don't want you killing *all* of them right off the bat, alright? Leave some for the next player that comes along, we gotta make sure everyone gets to contribute. *Hero:* The next what, now? *Quest giver:* Also, we need proof of the deed, so bring me back something to show you definitely killed six of those guys, like, I dunno, a spleen. *Hero:* Couldn't I just bring back something less gross, like a tail or an ear or something? *Quest giver:* That's stupid. Go get me six spleens! Oh but keep in mind you might need to kill more than six critters to collect six spleens, not every one of those guys has one of those. *Hero:* .....Fine.

I can see a GTA one. "This guy's a Psychopath, We've sent thousands of cops after this guy and he's killed all of them, We're gonna kill him, we- oh nevermind he spray painted his car, sorry everyone go home"

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@@daethalion1725I have read this in George's voice.

think of GTA 5

Christoph Waltz in Django vibes

Don’t you hate it when someone spawns in with a slightly larger generated mustache and immediately becomes the most dominating avatar in the room?

It's Call of Duty: the Clone Wars.

dammit that made me laugh!

Oh you clever bastard

THEY ARE TWO VERY DIFFERENT CHARACTERS AND NO NORMAL HUMAN COULD TELL THE DIFFERENCE

Until Boobgoblin69 did a backflip, shot the gas tank behind you and banged your mom.

Then I banged ur mum

haha i was average at best, only played for fun, but completely surprised myself when i got a 15+ kill killstreak 😅😅

@@jimmyju76 same here hahaha

A camper eh? I can respect that

That's what I thought when COD4 came out, but it certainly worked for IW. They did have deathstreaks in some of the games though. I also remember getting the nuke in MW2 was an instant win for your team, no matter what the score was before that. MW3 it just killed the opposite team far as I remember. so 6 kills before the opposite team respawned.

@@lmcgregorukhey can you answer a question for me? I always wondered whether getting a final kill before you got nuked could be it. Never got a nuke so I don’t k ow🤔

I'm not entirely sure what you mean, but on MW2 once someone activates the nuke, the score freezes (ie captures/kills don't score any more) and a 10-second countdown starts, before slow-mo. But if they have got the kills needed to get the nuke but HAVEN'T activated it yet, then I think you can get the final kill before they activate it. Although anyone who has it set as their final killstreak is likely to use it as soon as they get it.@@HalfbreedTrini

...you're the reason why COD sucks nowadays.

Yeah if only the game of life had perks that would keep if from being horribly one sided

So they're all, like, cardiologists?

Nurse:"Hey doctor, your left your catheter at my place " Patient and doctor:"ooh"🙃

​@@crazypeopleonsunday7864grossly underrated comment 😂

@@RyanLeeW Thank you. :)

And none of them know how to put in a nasal cannula, but every malady can be fixed by using the paddles... CLEAR!

"You will definitely die, but, you get to try to stay alive for as long as you can as things get progressively harder."

@@joeblow229 So, like, life?

@@sheldesroches745 I randomly happened to rewatch this video and see the comments. I guess, yeah, pretty much like life lol.. Live as long as you can while shouting obscenities and not really knowing where to go while trying not to die.

Don't play with your food. 🤣

@@danielc2701 😂

It's pretty accurate tbh.

Yeah, it always infuriates me seeing computer players play nothing but COD. Listen, you're going to waste RAM like that you might as well let.me.have your computer because the only reason I play COD is because I haven't been able to re build my PC for 2 years. In my day in 2003, we played Halo 1 pc and UT2003 and UT2004. THOSE were awesome.games. Truly shows how gaming has just become a marketing scheme when the lowest common denominator is the best selling series today.

@@CoreyF-hf3dn What? What about CoD 2? I honestly loved CoD 2 and it's multiplayer... (Also, the last CoD I played lol)

Good times ^^

It’s also literally in the current game, MW3 2023 is all MW2 OG maps so highrise is commonly played rn.

I too was in the military and we never did train for jumping in circles with your enemy less than 10ft away. Maybe it does work.

Yeah... it's one thing to have that kind of gameplay in fantastical sci-fi settings, but COD pretends to be set in our real world.

@EmeralBookwise right.. I used to love the game, it did feel somewhat legit.. Until bunny hopping became a thing

Pfffft, fake news. In a real close combat situation, real soldiers use slow motion flying roundhouse kicks to quickly dispatch enemies, often three or four at a time. Jump-shooting is for rookies barely out of boot camp, ffs. Smh.

How about tea bagging? How long did you train to do that?

hey, he was talking abt the highrise map right?

​@@mihirgupta6958, yeah. I'm only playing CoDm. That map exists in the PC version of the game? Anyway, it's stupid to make that move. You have another 6 spots easier to reach in that map.

⁠​⁠@@UmbraFulgur It was originally in MW2 (the 2009 one), they brought it back for COD Mobile and then MWIII (the 2023 one).

Your name isn't McDreamy or McSteamy...

Leave deets, I'll make it happen. ..... In a romantic way, not a creepy way lol

I hope he does GTA next

I was wondering if he shaved to attach that fake mustache..

That's becaused he's the boss. "I have a more commanding mustache".

That is a totally different person, I think. The other guy has a super punchable face.

glad people recognized

I don't recognize that exact location, thought it was just an example

Everytime you have a really good time, that's going to be "the good old times" 😊

"You must experience misery in order to see times of happiness as the Good Ol Days"

Same!

Yo up this shit

This is a great idea!

The first person to try to commit suicide.

@@lloydmckay3241 nah suicide has really been catching on. It's more popular than ever even.

Hope you don't need a tracheotomy, all the scalpels and gurneys are at that doctor's house.

Eh it can be fun sometimes, just depends on whether or not your lobby is full of cunts. It usually is but sometimes it’s people who actually like the games and want to play them properly.

He could have just as easily looked up the information. Which s super easy, barely an inconvenience.

Are you going to make me feel incredibly old and tell me you don't know the OG High Rise map? Because that COD was good.

@@Raygeing What if I told you that the current newest cod (MW3, ironically) has Highrise in it...and literally every other non dlc map from OG MW2?

Considering the "3 kills for a UAV" and "25 for a nuke" I don't think he has played any of the newer ones. It is currently 4 kills for a UAV and 30 for a Nuke (aka MGB)

4 kills for a UAV, 30 for a nuke now (or MGB but it still ends the game) but Highrise is actually in the latest release (with all the launch MW2 maps as well)

First COD to have the 3 kills UAV / 5 kills Predator Missile / 25 kills Nuke was Modern Warfare 2 from November 2009. So you are Either lying about how long ago you used to play or you're terrible at math.

@@Boeing-777-X I mean, November 2009 was over 14 years ago. I think that qualifies as "a good while"

​@Boeing-777-X it's also easy for MW and MW2 to blend togther as time passes. I haven't played since MW2 and I probably would have guessed 15 years ago, since I last played in highschool and I'm almost 33 now.

Yes.

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