Talking About The Apocalypse Today 

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ok buddy

Yayaya

Don't tell me what to do

10/10 vid

Legit IRS the one thing The Joker is more scared of than Batman , and that’s canonical

I love your guys' Gen Z slang, "low key frfr okuuurrr ngl no cap, Ritz yeet!" 😂

shush@@mason96575

@@mason96575 low key has been around for while it’s not a Gen Z slang -

But what about IRS zombies?

Getting a heart from Ryan must be super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

He's from that other RU-vid channel!

Oh snap, that went way over my head. Getting references is not super easy.

@@AnOligarh Trying to find them all can be quite the inconvenience.

@@AnOligarhtotally an inconvenience

it really makes directing them easier.

Nah, they hired Mr. Ed

Either way, you can't say he's just been horsing around.

Stay away from my hole!

@@RyanGeorgeI love your hole

​@@RyanGeorge💀💀💀

@@RyanGeorge Well dang it, there goes that idea.

@@RyanGeorge Ooooh, staying away from holes is tight!!!!!

Getting one's spelling corrected by a horse is tight!

​@@daviderwin4705, yeah, but having a horse tell you "get all the way off my back" sucks whewhenever horse was your ride.

That was wild. Horse messed up that apocalypse guy for sure.

The end is definitely neigh.

I laughed for a good 10 minutes after this line. Flawless

well, everybody struggles with it, and those who claim they have it all figured out are trying to sell you something :D

​@@tarekmoneimsaidNah, it's just Ethan Cooper and Ryan. But nice of you to make him feel included. 😊

I remember being 14 and figuring out I wasn't a special snowflake too. Wait until you turn 16 and realize you don't know everything. That's the real shock, kiddo.

@@KamikazeCommie501 bet you’re real fun at parties

@@ethancooper4154 I am but that's just because the parties I go to don't have dumb children trying to act like their tiny-brained epiphanies are worth acknowledging.

As an ecologist I can tell you: Don't be so blasé. At no time in the history of Earth have there been 8 billion humans or such a rapid and unsustainable population growth as in the 20th and early 21st century. It literally is not comparable to the collapse of small historical kingdoms or empires. At no point in history before the now did humans cut down forests at such a rapid rate (we started with that during the Bronze Age) with devastating effect for the water cycle, cover the Earth in (micro)plastic, poison the environment with massive amounts of pesticides, acidify the oceans via the CO2 from the fossile hydrocarbons we are digging up (with CO2 and CH4 levels climbing towards concentraitons last seen during the Permian Extinction) and build megacities so huge they are literally creating their own microclimate (hotter than the surrounding countryside) and sucking up water from hundreds of kilometers away and even affecting the tectonic plate below them through their sheer weight. (I'm not making this up.) We are living in the Anthropocene. That has nothing to do with feeling "important". Why do you think scientists all over the world are suffering from something psychologists have now dubbed "pre-traumatic stress disorder"? But hey, I know postmodern historians are mainly concerned with the academic worldview of using the correct terminology and pontificating about postcolonialism and other -isms. But you might want to take a look at the collapse of the Eastern Island ecosystem and culture. Or how the Maya civilization collapsed long before the arrival of Europeans due to decades-long droughts and resulting failed harvest and wars, because in Mayan times most of the tropical rainforest had been cut down and the rain... disappeared. The Mayas did well, for a time, building elaborate cisterns and water infrastructure systems. But at some point it just wasnt enough.

So accurate though

When I heard that I thought, "how long has he been just talking to himself, making those Pitch Meetings?" If that was the joke... fk'n brilliant.

...Do coworkers that I wouldn't ever hang out with outside of work but are still good to work with count as friends?

@@austinluther5825 adding on that, does it count if they are online coworkers in a different part of the world that you've never met in real life? asking for a friend

@@mai8013 You have a friend? That sounds nice.

“Horseman” lol

Where are the other horsemen this time?

@@benjamineidam They had the day off. Ryan George needs to show the four horsemen: "Hi. I'm War. My job is to bring war to the end times." "Little late, pal. We have civil wars, external wars, economic wars, resource wars." "Oh. Okay. Well... Maybe I'll just hit up Disney World. Sounds like I'm just awesome at my job." "But you didn't do anything." "Maybe. Maybe the real wars were the sandwiches I ate along the way. Speaking of - Where can I get a really nice sandwich?"

Just like countless other doomsayers, even now, with so much real shit going on.

Now he only has to do some compulsion as protest because forcing others to do what he wants makes him feel better about himself 😂

Build a cabin and grow food We've overcomplicated everything e

Me too haha

See? I even added an unnecessary e

Aren't we already doing that? 😢

@@iamwhoyousayiam6773 You’re still got to pay land taxes.

We've been understanding it wrong this whole time. It's not horsemen. It's Horse-Man.

@@BlackSun6393I know this is a joke but I'm gonna use this an excuse to mention that in my native language "Horsemen of the apocalypse" is actually "Knights of the apocalypse" which I think is cool.

@@kakahass8845cool

​@@kakahass8845thats really cool! What is your native language?

@@kakahass8845 Kneights of the apocalypse

I know right?! It was hilarious sketch all the way through but I absolutely lost it at the sacared 'Why am I understanding you?!" at the end hahahahahhaha xD

But, we all end because of mortality. I think the fear of death instigates a lot of conspiracy theories and mayhem in some people's minds. They want to spread it thinner by sharing it with people. Somehow they think it will alleviate their fear. But, it only creates more fear. Peace is within. No one else can truly give you peace. 🐦🐦🐦

What a great decision you made. It does indeed sound very cool! Must've been real hard to decide that

Sounds great! Underrated comment!

That’s a nice quote you wrote there 👍

@@BrenCMB Actually, it was super easy, barely an inconvenience!

It's the opposite of the Gandhi effect from the original Civilization game!

Optimism level: 0 Interaction with doomsayers -1 New score 99

wait that wasn't a real horse? 🤯

" Iheard you were talking Sh+ ?! "

@@louiscypher4186 Nope. Two method actor Ryans in a very convincing horse costume.

you were meaning to say it's hitting a new neigh 🐴

You sure that wasn't Ryan? I could've sworn it was him - just with a hoarse throat.

Dude, that's how I feel every time I watch the news. Seriously, it feels like every news story can be summarized as "humanity is evil, the apocalypse is here, there is no future."

Lemme try name all the 2020's possible apocalyptic events: Global Warming Plague War War AI Y'all tell me the ones I've missed

Humanity has survived things exponentially worse. We're just so pampered that we somehow thing Covid was an existential humanitarian crisis. Just reminding you that the bubonic plague wiped out a third of Europe. A third.@@stanley9868

@@catdogmousecheeseWell one of those things is correct.

@@stanley9868 Global economic collapse. Mass famines War Widespread revolutions And also War There's the 5 you missed.

I like that attitude. The apocalypse is delayed. Go forth and be awesome.

same. i dont understand why we are trying to find life on Mars. let this end with Earth

I'm a very big sci-fi fan. So if the apocalypse was happening, I'll be running around trying to film it all on my camera and putting it up on the internet. I'll be loving every second of it!

@@jimdigitalvideowhat if the internet is gone in the apocalypse? I don’t that would be happening

@@paladinheadquarters7776 Actually, if you want to get technical, the internet is really robust. The internet is called the World Wide Web because a web is how it looks with all the internet networking points connecting to each other. In an apocalyptic scenario, if one city goes kablooey, the internet in that city will be gone, but it would still be up in the rest of the world. So, depending on the type of apocalypse, the internet in your city would still be working (admittedly not as healthy as usual with less connection points) until the city, and yourself, goes BOOM!

Yeah, no matter how bad it ever gets, there is still some good that's gonna come from it!

yeah i would love to see our world leaders be punished for their sins

I feel like it's more no matter the outcome things are either going to be bad just like now or better so there's nothing to be negative about because all the negativity is in the present

Welcome to Canada. Apparently.

Both of them were ok with any conclusion... just knowing that there was one gave them perspective. It was the mystery of not knowing that made them feel uneasy.

Hay! I see what you did there...

Whoa is me !, it seems you're jockeying for position to be right on track. and when I see you in the winners circle, you better pony up !

Maybe it can be delivered by four of them. Four horses. Oh and maybe they can be like, part man, part horse. Like Bojack.

Unbridled freedom until the end!

all this has got me laughing till I'm giddy, up in my head… you know

i know the feeling. im 33 and friends are dropping off and like how the hell do you make friends at 33. do you just go to a bar and talk to people and ask them to be your friend. like it was so much easier as a kid you just sit down next to someone and go you like x.. ok were friends now

@@jackbalmont life was so easy before adulthood 😪

Baby steps, y'all. We all go through ups and downs. Find a hobby or two to do in a social setting or just be out where people are and try to be in the moment and open to possibilities. Maybe host an event for something you enjoy. It'll slowly grow.

But most of all go easy on yourselves. You'll get there. No need to make it hurt more than it already does.

you wanna be my friend I'll be your friend what do you like i like to watch youtube and eat taco bell i know that sounds lame but it's the stuff that i like a lot but i also like to hang out with my friends sometimes too

This made me laugh so hard!!

OMGOD OMGOD OMGOD! RYAN LIKED MY COMMENT 😍💀💀💀

Yo wanna trade some plans? Cuz clearly we aren’t gonna live until Autumn!

I have to be honest, it was already sounding appealing to me. This sketch was just a bonus.

The true miracle is how he makes the idea of *no apocalypse* appealing

I can imagine this happens even in a zombie apocalypse and everybody would just copy "Zom 100"

probably 90% of that is already going on, the other 10% is understanding that we'll still owe taxes and mortgage even after a total collapse.

Always has been

Not gonna be much of an apocalypse if everyone survives it. But we did just have a 'deadly' pandemic that only killed the 0.1% of people that were half dead anyway. The apocalypse probably happened already and it just blended in with all the other terrible shit.

THOSE AREN'T DIFFERENT PEOPLE??? 🤯🤯🤯

He is the most authentic horse I've seen all week

@@ohnonotagain8935 he also plays a very good horse man

​@@eyweiuai A centaur?

@@kittehgo now that I think about it, we didn't really see that guy's legs did we? he could very well be a centaur

Lol

Well actually, it was super easy, barely an inconvenience!

@@j_mauser7981 fucking brilliant!!!!!

Because the world we've built is shit.

Capitalism did that, not Ryan.

motion sickness activated, but sure.

The fact that they're clearly other Ryans makes it perfect

I thought that I saw something, but doubted myself. Thank you!

@@MeCooperI noticed that George seems to have picture of himself in the office during Pitch Meetings. Can anybody confirm? You can see a blurry photo when Ryan pitches.

Why the HELL did you have to point out the sway, i can't unsee ir

you know what i say, a glass half full is a glass with somethin' ain't it and we all need to drink more water.

Either way stuffs gonna change and change is good!

But also honest at the same time

Pretty rude horse, though.

In my mind, this place exists somewhere, where people are this nice, we just don't know how to find it. I'm thinking it's a Land of the lost type situation.

The end would certainly be LESS nigh, then.

People being nice to each other is actually very difficult, really an inconvenience ☹️

He's talented!

I wish he'd take these videos more seriously and stop horsing around

And he just used a very fake mustache for the other guy.

Don't worry, we're heading there.

Wait, does that mean theaters will be closed on and off for two years again? Then I don't want it!

Exactly.

You just got to that conclusion eh? Aw well. Welcome to the party. We will be serving nuka cola, YumYum deviled eggs and deathclaw meat at 4:30pm.

What we need is an end to capitalism heh

Yeah, I kind of wanted to see their reaction to "there will be no Internet" probably "well I probably spent too much time on it anyway, and there is a lot of stuff on there that deserves to never see the light again" after maybe an initial panic.

But that means Pitch Meeting will cease to exist aswell!@@music2012pink

can I come? I sing and tell stories well, and im a decent cook.

I bet for Ryan, secret handshakes are super easy, barely an inconvenience.

That's what I always consider so unrealistic in many post apocalyptic movies and series. "Oh we have to leave them behind, they can't hunt or fight". Because no group ever needed things like entertainment, social skills, teaching and other stuff. Only fighting! So great on you for saving our favorite clone man!

Former boyscout with decades of outdoor experience and aspiring stand up comedian, can I join? Also a former electromechanical engineer. Do you need my whole resumé?

@@louvie1066 Always need some music!

Greta predicted it several years ago. 2023 is the end. Whoops. She's now deleting those tweets because they were retarded

Oh really!?

@kennymccormick9973 yeah yeah yeah

That sentence was tight

Barley! Neigh! 🐴

Listen sir I'm gonna need you to get alll the way of my back about the apocalypse

Ry Guy? He's not your friend dude.

@@KamikazeCommie501 You cant talk to me like that. I'm not your buddy, guy.

​@@KamikazeCommie501 may be he is. You don't know... right met...pal., met pal ol buddy?

Yeah Kami...Cuz dont tak to my bro tht way... you re not buddies...probaby, chances are , I'm guessing.

It's actually pretty cool that Ryan can put that twist on it. Good going, guy.

He is the poster boy for Wholesome

Yeah

Yeah yeah yeah. But if it was so good, the freaking world would be ending right now. So...

“It’s always a good day when” 😃💥🔫

Giggity

That's what she said

😂 same here, this is perfect after cleaning all day 😄

Isn't it CG? I thought it was real at first, but it seemed to be way too stiff to be real. The neighs sounded real, though. It may just be an image of a real horse.

​@DavidRay39 no its clearly just one of the multiverse worth of Ryans in a different hat and glasses. Don't be silly.

🧟 🔫🕺 that’s how you do it

Talking about the apocalypse is tight

😒 I would be remiss if I didn't warn people about this. Because it's not a laughing matter ATM. Speaker of the House Mike Johnson and MAGA queen Lauren Boebert are out there openly advocating the second coming of Jesus AKA the apocalypse. The GOP are literally LUCIFERIANS, coming in God's name, hailing rTump a literal golden God, aan who can't quote a single Bible verse who paints himself gold and lives in a golden tower, exhibits every single one of the seven deadly sins, Christian Zionists believed they established the state of Israel specifically to fulfill prophecy.......😒 Maybe we shouldn't give nuclear weapons to people like that who would use them to fulfill THE RAPTURE.

@@timothylopez8572 You are delusional. Trump is NOT a god, and there isn't a single supporter of his who says that. Stop spreading globalist lies.

What?

Neigh!

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aha, i understood that reference

Don’t forget creepy guy.