How to Beat the College of Winterhold without Magic 

Haha you funny man yes

Haha you funny man yes

@@darthnahte6787 Haha you funny man yes

@@eX1st4132 indeed yesssss

@@darthnahte6787 Is this a meme?

Um...sir this is Wendy's

This is the kind of shit i expect in DnD

The greatest weapon is not magic,faith it is the bucket

so ''i'm no mage, just an interdimensional cannibal''

...So a demon?

Bucketmancy!

Archmage: *Sitting barely dressed with Bloodskul Blade upon his back, Spellbringer the shield at his side, and the Ring Namira on his finger* "Artifacts"

My favorite spell to cast is FIST!

Dat nords

@@kingofthering24 sounds exactly like the manga mashle where the main guy is in a magic school but he doesn't have magic and is just extremely strong lol

... and lollygagging.

Like a true nord.

Public indecency wasn't actually required, Ymfah's just freaky like that.

@@wadespencer3623 It Is required because I said so!

You call it public indecency, ymfah calls it fashion.

Bucket is love, bucket is life.

3. Being naked

@@joebenzz Except for some steel boots and bracers. He's not a barbarian

Yes, yes I am.

Bucket = 42 on Nirn.

"UGH! Next your going to tell me you became the Harbinger of the Companions without using weapons at all!"

@@nickkelley9139 "What's a weapon?"

@@nickkelley9139 without becoming a werewolf*

"survivor of helgen?" "that was my brother"

"So what CAN you do?" "You got a bucket?"

Arch arch

It's the Mustrum Ridcully method

I cast, BUCKET!

And my inspiration is Miss Trunchbull, a truly wonderful teacher that lady was - arch mage probably -from the movie Matilda-

I mean, yeah, he probably takes baths regularly, so he is a clean mage.

The adventures of naked man

True nord

Classic ymfah

He’s on Adept so it levels out

Fassion over stats

Fluffy Fluff ok

Wards don’t protect against physical attacks.

@@FletcherCat no thats spells like stoneflesh

@@YessaTNM Wards also add armor points when casting them

@@firzen4829 only with mods

Nicronos ok

Seems legit to me.

@Ícaro Thomás *eats Baba Yaga to get powers* UWU nom nom

Вы говорите про Бабу Ягу, но вы делаете это не на русском языке...

You slavic or russian? Few people in the west know of Baba Yaga.

And then he kills paratus too lol

@@ayant138 yeah well that's what you're supposed to do every time, isn't it?

@@ThePastaBolognese he deserves it tbh

@@ayant138 I honestly never considered killing him. Or that he could die. Who is and isn't essential in this game seems to be largely random.

@@kirbwarriork3371 Inner members of the Circle in the companions? Naaaaah. Some random racist beggar on the streets of Windhelm? _PROTECT AT ALL COSTS._

sounds like a dnd campaign

333 likes. Niceu

This actually was a dnd campaign when we were all drunk

" you're a lizard harry"

@@TharealmiddlegWould work better if he was an argonian…

And the occasional beam sword

Sounds like a kfc ad

"...Care to demonstrate?"

"...Dear god"

....there’s more

i am 4th parallel universe ahead of you.

The name “Parry Hotter” is so perfect for darksouls

Getting hotter

Listen here -Hagrid- Morokei you fat oaf! I’m not a *_fucking_* wizard!

Parry this you fucking wizard

It's like he has an abject revulsion when hearing those words himself.

It's magic, i laugh everytime too ! wait

@@RandomInternetStranger nah he's a god in mortal flesh.

_it should be safe_

Almost like the spongebob "Chocolate" thing.

No

"it contains the dying wish of every mage here."

@@mafic3351 Dear God

"Noo"

noo

bethesda knows its players

-It probably was more in depth teaching the player about wards and how your magic gets blocked but if the npc screwed up and you killed them well OOPS- But honestly thats just a guess The college had a lot cut for it, thats why most of the city is missing, no not because lore because of time Skyrim was rushed to reach its release date

Well the college does get attacked by dragons quite a bit so maybe if one of them dies in a dragon attack the quest will just skip forward

So i looked into it more and found old developer messages (like the messages you get for your character in the top left, but they would be messages for whats meant to happen before they programed it Like before the dragon priest fight they have a message that pops up saying dragon priest fight here for now pick up the staff off the ground, these are disabled and unused by default, someone left them in apparently) tolfdir was always ment to throw a spell at you and as far as i know you never throw spells at some npc How ever if one of the actors dies it fails to quest So tolfdir skips it So Bethesda just programmed it that way Also all the npcs in the ward quest have speaking lines and quest markers (where to stand and walk to) that would soft lock the scene So its more or less a failure state so the game can continue even if your a random npc killer Or if the npcs some how died before the lesson quest (unlikely as they never leave that room until after the quest and first spawn in that room)

I guess it's Bethesda planned to make some variety that the lecture end up killing one of the student but cut it.

It wasn’t shilling hard enough so she had no reason to keep it.

@@myfellowsonicfans7131 it wasn't gay enough

Cuz the Psijic Order was HoMOphObiC

Edg3_3 ok

Cos nords are too white

Every part of skyrim is an oversimplified meme lmao, the thieves guild guy you first have to plant something for, literally just shrugs and invites you anyway if you don't even do it lol

@@thehoerscorral8565 it's all so badly written, it's an embarrasment compared to morrowind, same with fallout 4 and fallout 1/2/new vegas

​@@inigo137 Skyrim and Oblivion are bad compared to Morrowind? So is Fallout 4 compared to Fallout 1, 2, and New Vegas?

@@johnlucas2838 from a writing stand point? Yes

@@inigo137 Yeah, it's kinda strange that they even bothered to add so much shit like all the books in Skyrim (even though there's way less and they're shorter than all the books in Morrowind/Oblivion) when the game doesn't require you to read literally anything except to 'literally open the first page and the book is entirely read xd'... Why make this big huge world, just like Fallout 4, and then have it be empty and so few quests except for everyone's favorite random generated shit tier repeatable quests...........

I swear he said "Nobody will know" as in, the cat killed a Nord and acted oblivious to it. Lol

But... He flied on a fucking bucket!

You just described the Unseen University :)

Gilthrey Blaunce ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-1V0lkh7Dt70.html

And got others to do his work for him

Sounds like a Telvanni.

*Laughs In Todd Howard*

so uhhh Oblivion

I t j u s t w o r k s

And he'll crash paper Mario without paper Mario

How to beat Skyrim without owning the game

a desperate lore interpretation won't save you from sheo- I mean ymfah insanity !

Yeah nice try Todd Howard.

@@dovhadark7108 you seriously can't tell me that ymfah is not the estranged son of the deadric prince of madness, it makes too much sense

@@xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869 I don't know what you mean, and I certainly was not hinting at it in my first comment no, not at all...move along citizen

@@dovhadark7108 yeah no lollygagin wink wink nudge nudge

*knocks teacher out*

Benjamin Lambert Could it possibly be a reference to the Emperor’s speech device?

Brick would be proud

I PUNCH THE INITIATIVE

I punch it.

Classic

And people cried about levitation spell not existing in skyrim. Shame.

it's not magic if it's exploitation of physics, clearly

TAmari seems legit

Anti Qwist ok

The best magic user is the punch wizard. The second best magic user is the gun mage.

It just works.

"NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST STAB PEOPLE AND CALL IT MAGIC!!" "haha sword go brrrr"

*master

@@FunkBastid grandmaster*

Archmage*

*Mage who does spells

But I'm just Harry!

Ridiculous

HAVE YOU NO SHAME?!

​@@cornbreadloverrrWHAT

That's Morrowind magic, not Skyrim magic.

seelcudoom1 The game says it is not So therefore, It never really existed...

@@yazidefirenze iT JUsT wOrkS

Indeed, IT JUST WORKS

Its less magic and more the re-utilization of a forgotten man-made transport. You think "kicking the bucket" means death dont you? You fool...

**breaks time and space using wooden buckets and bowls** I T J U S T W O R K S

Morrowind: You can say the word yes, this is exactly the kind of attitude we need

To be fair, you don’t actually need to be a mage to join the Mages’ Guild in Oblivion, either. You just need to be good at running errands

@@DragonWinter36 yeah, that's accurate

I mean, they’re hurting for mages. They’ll take just about anyone as long as they’ve got some magical ability. This ain’t Cyrodil.

@@thomasschmelzer7676 They aren't hurting for mages it's just that mages and magic in general aren't trusted in Skyrim. Faralda straight up tells you that's why she blocking you for entering the college.

He murdered 3 waifus total. Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

freakin' waifu sluts everywhere... just turn Cicero and Miraak into one!

Miner Moleman Someone already did that on PC with for the both of them though mods look it up.

Is it a bird? Is it an airplane? *Is that a fucking nord on a bucket?*

@@gManGabe Did you say "nerd"?

Archmage by the art of flying on a bucket dunno about you but it sounds pretty archmagicky to me

Old Sweaterhand Nord, he means the race of the character being played as in the video is a Nord. Known for not being proficient at magic.

@@nanhty8321 I was making a Metal Gear reference... Guess it was too obscure.

The minute I figured out both saarthal and labyrinthian were just easier with a bow... To beat labyrinthian with magic I had to restoration loop myself to like 3000 magicka with 1000% regen and then I just flame walled my way through most of it while sneaking, which is actually a lot of fun.

Unless you get 100% cost reduction from enchanting

@@Skullhawk13I did that for unrelated reasons, so I thought it was hilarious that I was spamming fireball with no magica

@@RevanReborn3950BBY spamming fireball is fun no matter what. 🔥💥

level your enchanting. also you can unlock the quest to get dawnbreaker relatively early which lets you melt the draugr in the final dungeon easy

;(

Dom Reed what if you already were

if i could get jacked like a werewolf that easily i might genuinely consider becoming a furry

How to beat the companions without doing a single honourable deed

Too late.

What do you mean, That's all normal Nord Behaviour

and only done with a DLC

@@thewolfPrince It is true Chim. He has ascended

I T J U S T W O R K S

my a kajhit: THEN EXPLANE HOW I RAN THROUGH A LOCKED DOOR WITH A BUCKET

That profile pic tho

Poor Brelyna. She was a telvanni too, the only one with a real future...

Apart from a few set pieces solvable with Novice-tier spells, it's almost designed against the use of magic, what with all the magicka drain in the Labyrinthian.

Duck song flashbacks

You literally need to use basic magic -twice- *EDIT: 5 times!* the entire questline (The Ward at the beginning, and the casted spell in the first dungeon, *EDIT: frost spell on the crystal, the flames spell and the frost spell in labrinthian,* and I don't consider pointing a magic stick "skill in magic"). I always play the same character (Same name, scrawny young orange Khajiit, same build)(Yes I understand how stupid that is). Mostly Melee, some archery, and a little teeny bit of restoration magic (heal and healing hands). And they're just like "Bang, Archmage" despite the fact that no one with any actual magic skill (or brainpower) would call me a "mage" I now play with "Immersive College of Winterhold," which makes lots of improvements (mostly architectural), one of which is telling Tolfdir to become archmage instead, because FLIPPING DUH. "I'm a wott?" "I'm not a wizard, -Hagrid- *Tolfdir,* I'm just -Harry- *hairy"* are exactly my thoughts.

Would have not been maximum silliness with armor tho

Some of the later quests might have been a bit easier with the ward shield that blocks magic, but then we wouldn't have gotten all the death compilations

Stay true the the was of the roleplay

Ow my Bones It’s in the name Role Playing Game (RPG). We don’t need stinking armor, I use Stormcloak cuirass at the beginning at the game even tho there’s better armor.

well, he did wear heavy imperial steel gauntlets and boots though...

My favorite spell from that branch is "Just fucking stab the Bitch"

*Musclemancer*

*muscle wiz

*Myofibril Magician*

Velstro ok

Laughs in Breton special ability + artronach stone

No, that's, at best, Thunderbolt. Lightning Storm is a constant stream whereas that's just a bolt, a powerful one mind you :/

​@@MistaShadowmannope, Zahkriisos (and Miraak) have their own unique variant of Lightning Storm spell that can be cast instantly with one hand, it behaves similarly to Thunderbolt but the coding is tied to Lightning Storm spell, you can get this spell by console commands only

Oh, don't worry. I've experienced that part about 57 times

Dear god...

"...And a big sword!"

buh-ket

The Raider D E A R G O D

You may have seen a BUCKET But you've never seen me fuck it!

Sounds like an Isekai anime title

RDeathmark As a true Nord should ;)

Nothing innately wrong with canibalism🤷‍♂️🤣

@@monkeymanwasd1239 by implication there's something inherently wrong with being a mage?

@@RDeathmark if a mage is so incompetent that they dont learn any healing magic to get buff faster then its a bad thing, a simple labourer can often do more work in skyrim than a mage according to the magic that was used. I used to use a fair amount of magic when i played skyrim so i can see the utility of it but i can see a magic sword dude using consumables being something more worthwhile.

biggiOS ok

Noxar No, Tolfdir force teaches you the spell. Spellbreaker on its own does nothing, but if you dont know a ward, Tolfdir makes you know a ward Edit: this is why he had to kill the woman

biggiOS he reset the save because he learned 1 spell. So he doesnt have spellbreaker anymore, he’d have to do it again

@@SaphemanPlus Not relevant, he couldve gone 1 autosave back and had spellbreaker without the spell

bet you use 4chan, huh.

Not to mention the fucking Battlefield music along with it, had me dying

How do you think Gandalf became president of Hogwarts?

Absolute savage lmao

JUST FUCKING KILL THEM!

"You have no power here."

(Me with 1300% reduced destruction magic cost) *laughs is fortify restoration*

​@@RevanReborn3950BBY I always use that glitch to get infinite magic. I mean why be limited to one class?

@@kyliemoore9013 I redid my setup, so now it’s all magic classes, plus health, stamina, and carry weight

@@RevanReborn3950BBY if you have health, I highly recommend you add health regeneration too. If your hp goes too high and you remove the enchanted item, these is a chance you'll instantly die. This can happen when you're still in the positive numbers😅.

"He means your Flying Bucket Trick, your Powerful ness"

"BRING ME MY BOUL"

"who do you think i am? some kind of filthy mage?"

Considering how the Nords of Skyrim feel about magic, I feel that would go a long way towards improving the College's relations with the rest of the province. A learned warrior who understands magic, one trusted by the people, keeping an eye on the college to make sure that things are above board would do a lot to putting peoples' hearts and minds at ease. Furthermore, if they're well-known enough, they could even dispatch the Arch"mage" and students on things like attacking bandit camps to give the students live experience in the field while also ensuring they have a veteran hero on hand to prevent things from getting too hairy.

"I'm a scholar of magic. I'm just not so great at the "casting" thing."

@@dianabarnett6886 "I myself am more of a thinker, I don't read so well."

@@Ranylyn A trusted nord that slaps around their followers and murders a student. k.

@@dianabarnett6886 I mean a lot of scientific institutes are run by people without academic background in the field of research the institute works with but often come from economic backgrounds

Do how to complete alduins quest without shouting

Just use autotune

@@overlorddoge1952 lmao

How to beat Bard's College without talking

I wish you actually could play instruments and sing after becoming a bard.

🤣🤣🤣 very few will understand

@@cyber1ifeconnor literally no one understands

@@Oyasumi05 go watch pirates of the caribbean

John Doe I understood the joke

@@cyber1ifeconnor I mean almost everyone watched pirates of the Caribbean or am I wrong?

It just works.

*I T J U S T W O R K S*

I mean, good luck convincing them that flying on a bucket *isn't* magic

You mean flying on a bucket *isn't* normal physics?

TBH from the student's perspective you must have high enchanting ability to be able to literally fly using only a bucket(Its like a flying carpet but derpier).

God, I miss levitation.

The bucket is simple physics not magic, Nords were well known for their grasp on advanced physics obviously.

@@420mralucard and teleport aswell

Alteration and mysticism ftw

Kit Pes ok

In the night we cant rest

In the dark we are blessed

And in moonlight we fight for our father

Nice

...is he coming back to his senses?

He's getting it in where the ad-bots won't get him!

RIGHT OVER THE RED, ALL YOU CAN GET, INCENSE AND IRON

YESSSSSSSSSSS

LOOOOL didnt notice i love powerwolf cuz of ymfah

Local naked nord becomes Archmage by the art of riding on a magic bucket

Florida Man flies to college on bucket

he claims he is not a wizard, thats the whole joke XD

@@TheMaro555 Eh? It could be argued that the whole joke is that he is called a wizard, even though he is purposefully trying to not be a wizard.

The Best kind of magic. PHYSICS EXPLOITS!!!

Neloth : Dear God...

@@ra_alf9467 there's more!

No