How to Beat Skyrim with 0 Equip Load 

"I'm only borrowing it" the build

"Why'd you join our ancient vampire clan?" "WELL this vampire hunter wanted me to carry a 2 pound dwarven gyro 20 yards to her"

Adrianne: "Father, how's the sword?" Poventus: "What sword?" Adrianne: "The sword for Jarl Balgruff. That naked man didn't deliver it to you?" Poventus : "What naked man? You gave THE JARL'S SWORD to a naked man!? Dammit, Adrianne!" Meanwhile in Riften.... Mjoll: "Where the hell is that naked man? I want my Grimsever back!"

My favorite part is the fact that you could have just worn the Party clothes because they had no carry weight, but decided to glitch into the embassy instead because you were so dedicated to the meme. Respect.

At first, I was confused why he didn't choose to be a Khajit to get that sweet Claws effect, but then I realized this is also the guy that played Skyrim only using a bow, with no arrows included, who beat the game at level 1 by fisting everyone, became the leader of a legendary group of assassins without ever killing someone, became the Archmage of Winterhold without knowing magic, and became the leader of a band of thieves without ever stealing. This is just to be expected.

imagine getting some soldier to carry the jagged crown of legend, and then he just disappears. After a few months he just shows up to a peace talk with the enemy, wearing said crown.

After having watched so many video I know how to save Tamriel! All you need is: - A Bucket - Wooden Plates - Not attending your wedding

"You are nothing but a dog and I am your awwww" -Thalmor soldier 2019

"Why did you become a vampire?" "Didn't want to pick up some gyros"

The epic tale of the naked man that keeps all the stuff you asked to deliver.

Legends say Vilkas is still waiting for his sword.

Imagine being Vilkas, and giving your sword to some random guy who just joined your clan, then this guy goes on a quest to slay the great evil that is Aldrin with your sword.

Imagine being the most feared dragon in history only to end up being slayed by a naked man

you compacted a 100 episode lets play into a 38-minute guide on how to beat Skyrim as a meme

Fun fact: in the quest: The final decent, if you never return the journal to Crescius then the Bloodskal blade will stay as a quest item Edit: Wuuthrad is also a quest item if you never cure Kodlaks soul

Using a level up to restore health feels like an anime moment when the protagonist busts out a new move to defeat the current villain and I'm here for it

Harkon: What is your name? Naked male nord: Lusty Argonian Maid.

Btw if you're dead set on having a bow for this playthrough, you can go to the farm just outside Riften and retrieve Dravin's bow, and just never return it to him, and it'll help since arrows also have 0 weight and the bow is a quest item anyways. pretty neat.

I love how he does this like a tutorial, even tho nobody would ever do this

Vilkas sitting in the living quarters waiting for his sword for 7 months like🥺🥺

We didn't hear Powerwolf. Cough thrice in the next video if you're being held captive.

*names character lusty argonian maid* *but the lusty argonian maid's name is lifts-her-tail*

I’m convinced that this guys abilities are literally unmatched at everything he does and attempts. What would be a challenge ending dilemma for everyone else is barely even a slight inconvenience to him lmfao it blows my mind. He has multiple ways around every single hurdle that gets thrown his way. I got mad respect for this dude fr he’s skilled as fuck.

23:06 Barbas dying inside, as he watches his owner blind himself to death.

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13:20 It's just perfect He get's killed by a random fireball after the fight ended, his corpse springs comically into the air, and then he hits his balls with his own shield.

Eorlund : why is the sword so bloody ? Dragonborn : oh i just killed a master vampire , an ancient dragonborn and the world-eater , just to have 0 weight in my inventory. Eorlund : ummm , ok take this shield to... actually nevermind.

“If the greybeards were willing to host a peace council, frickin’ tullius would have to listen” 😂

21:18 We all can see how much has the Pacifist Challenge hurt ymfah.

"whats your taste of music?" "do you know the guy that does the weird skyrim challenges?" "ymfah?" "yea. that."

I just want to appreciate that he could have went to the thalmor embassy normally but just for the sake of fashion he glitched his way in

*"That's the way, aha aha, I like it"* You might not have the most memes per second, but you take the crown for creativity, easily.

*shouts vampire off a cliff* "Teamwork, right there."

This guy carried the world without carrying anything

1:50 "I'll show you what a real orc can do" **dies 2 seconds later**

"Daedric woof" is still one of my favorite phrases ever

"You're like a dog, but I am yor arrghhh" -Random Thalmor solider

*Squatting in Azuras House* I spat in the face of the daedric Lords! *Stole The Daedric Prince of Deals Dog and didn't give it back*

16:16 "Finally, the invincible lad." "Minus the invincibility." Me: So... The lad?

Dawnguard: "Why did you turn your back on humanity traitor!?" Dragonborn: "You forced me to carry something." Dawnguard: *surprised pikachu face*

After killing the eater of worlds, a second dragonborn, and a vampire lord, the dragonborn returned the Steel sword to Eorland Grey-Mane, Handing him a sword broken to the hilt, "How am I going to sharpen this for vilkas now?" Then heads off to riften to return the glass sword to Warrior Waifu, "This has more cracks and missing chunks than I remember" if durability were a thing, I dont even think it would affect quest items that are weapons, but imagine just bringing them the weapons back after doing all that Dragonborn-ing.

I'm so glad Sekiro has been added to your arsenal of memes

You know when you discover a great channel for the first time and feel like you've missed out only to realise because of that you have a load of videos to binge watch? That's how I feel right now.

I tried this run myself, it was a blast on expert mode if you wanna try it to i have a few tips: 1.The jarl of winterhold has a quest about a helmet you can get if you havent done the jagged crown yet 2.Party boots are weightless, so you can have shoes while still being light as a feather 3. If your still clinging on to shields AFTER grimsever you can trade in vilkas's sword for aelas shield made out of steel to replace rogvirs 4.if you wanna use the steel greatsword i suggest you use wuuthrad at the end of the companions 5.Theres an ancient pick on solsthiem talk to the blacksmith at raven rock and get it because why not 6.Black books have buffs 7.deathbrand armor *MIGHT* be weightless if you get it idk i havent checked

not sure if you knew this, but glitching into where the ebony blade is stored, will mark the blade as a quest item......I'll leave you with that knowledge

35:39 Serana: Did you do it? Did you achieve Chim? Dragonborn: Yes. Serana: What did it cost? Dragonborn: 1 carryweight point

you're amazing even just for the fact that you provided a playlist for all the music used in the video, not to mention everything else about your content. that alone makes you better than 99% of youtube creators.

34:32 It sounds like Jarl Balgruuf is saying, “Frickin Tullius will have to listen!”

Fus roh dah off a cliff Serana: team work right there

Delicious memes as always. Always worth a watch.

"I'll show you what a real-" *sounds of burning flesh*

Honestly, didn't we all try to talk to parthunaxx Instead of odavhig after he was captured so parthunaax could fly us, but realise that Bethesda never thought that deeply?

When obtaining the Jagged Crown. I say to all the StormCloaks or Imperials “Look at me, I am the captain now”

"Oh wait, wrong challenge." I died laughing from that one.

There is also possibility to use as 2h alt. The Bloodskal Blade, since it's a quest item until you come back to the old miner to finish quest of investigating the mine.

5:43 at 0 health: I'm going to do what's called a pro gamer move

Delphine: "You can't go to a party at the Thalmor Embassy dressed like that" Naked bucket boi: _"Observe"_

Boy: Hey dad, why my sis was called rose? Dad: because your mother loves roses Boy: Thank you dad Dad: you're welcome Lusty Argonian Maid

When Serana said *teamwork right there* 💀💀

"Threaten a honest sailor" i laughed way harder than i should have on that. :D

no equip load, yet here i am with a massive load

6/10, no powerwolf

PSA (a year late) that you can, technically, do Dawnguard (on the Dawnguard's side) without needing to pick up the Gyros for Sorine, you just need to pass a speech check. I'm not sure how hard it is, but I'd assume you'd need like 50 speech, and since you can't buy or sell anything, that'd be pretty difficult to acquire. You can get it using the merchant glitch by selling something with no weight to a vendor, like a note, and then selling their own stuff to them until you get enough speech, but it's probably more trouble than it's worth. Also, The Rueful Axe is not a good replacement to Balgruuf's Sword, for some inane reason it has the slowest swing speed of any weapon in the entire game, an thus has extremely low DPS. If you want to use a bow, there is I think one quest item bow in the entire game (besides Auriel's), it's in the Ratway Warrens, on a table with two small chests on it, it's in the unlocked one. Even though literally nobody is going to do this challenge besides ymfah, I wanted to make this comment because if I didn't it'd drive me crazy. :)

Can we just appreciate ymfah for a second here? I'm rewatching his videos again and every time I'm just astounded at how good he is at editing, it's so fucking good

There’s a house in just outside of rifften with a side quest to get a bow thought this would be helpful for anyone wanting to do this run with a bow

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The Vsauce joke is priceless. Ymfah, you are without a doubt, internet's hidden diamond.

Deadass could have worn any armour with the steed stone lmao

Just play as a kajiit and you already do more damage then a daedric sword with ur fists

*7.8/10* _Not enough Snake Eater_

I've watched many of your videos three or four times by now, because following these wacky, exquisitely-edited journeys through some of my favorite games is just so fun!

Honestly I don't know how many times I've watched your skyrim videos over and over, but they never get old, keep it up!

didn't really feel like 38 min I love the comedy

"Take the plunge. You won't die." Always trustworthy advice from Slav Knight.

ngl, i watch this a lot, the music is great, the memes are awesome, and the way you know the game is beyond anything.

Just a tip: Once you get a better sword than vilkas's give his to eurland graymane and get "Aelas shield" which is better than a steel sword I think

Quest-giver: "It's not much, but as thanks for your heroic deeds I want to give you this priceless heirloo--" LAM: YEET

34:32 "Frickin' Tullius would have to listen."

ymfah when he finds quest item: this weight empty.. K E E P

Builds in Skyrim go one of two ways: stealth archer, or one handed sword with shield/healing combo.

I cant believe the quality of all these videos! The editing, the time it must take to get the footage for these videos, is amazing. And you just use memes and soundclips flawlessly. Its sooo good!!!

The monetization, no copyrights. It's beautiful.

honestly the editing is absolutely top notch

the editing is flawless. i dont even know what this channel is about, u got a sub.

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This boi over here beating the game at level 16 while I’m level 80 and still haven’t visted the grey beards

From time to time i came back and rewatched those videos, is just poetry in form of video editing

Gotta say, you made the harkon boss look so badass. Also alduin, that doom music kicked in Really love the dedication to these videos

8:52 Paarthurnax, who shares the same voice actor as Mario, says some shit 9:00 Mario music plays That can't be a coincidence.

Love how you play Castlevania music while fighting Harkon.

"Hey! It's Vsauce!" ROFL 🤣🤣

These videos are incredible. Not only it's simply hard to do what he does in the game, but their editing is top quality.

"alright please stay close to me while we're inside" *Wulds into the void*

TIL that you can take a boat to Castle Volkihar instead of walking the long way during Serana quest, AND that soul fissures are a thing. What the hell have i been doing in skyrim in all my playtime.

Awesome work, awesome editing, awesome video 👍🏼

Bro your videos are amazing, keep it up!

follow the naked Nord on his *Bizarre* *Adventure* , where he solves his family conflict with Alduin, the first of the Joestars.

34:32 “Frikkin’ Tullius would have to listen…” Nords: kek

2:45 the way the music shamelessly and effortlessly transitions to the click and "nice" was awesome.

These videos bring me astounding peace in these troubled times. It's really quite amazing what ymfah does, though very niche...