How to Pacifist Skyrim 

what next, how to beat skyrim in oblivion? love yer content btw

What's been your favorite run so far?

How to beat skyrim shrek style?

How much time this video take to make?

Weird flex but ok

1337m4n That’s on par with Zhang Zongchan’s defense at his murder trial. “Look, I know this seems bad. But it wasn’t me. I just happened to be cleaning my rifle at my window, where I like to clean my rifle. And while I was cleaning my rifle it happened to go off and out of all the places the bullet could’ve went it just so happened to perform a perfect kill shot on...some piece of shit I hate”. -Zhang Zongchan’s defense of his murder of Prince Xiankai paraphrased by Count Dankula paraphrased by me.

@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 lmao is this real?

Must've been the wind..

@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 Honestly how does Papa Dankula even find these mad lads.

@@furymern8162 Yep. He paid the fine. But that was his defence. Paraphrased by Count Dankula paraphrased by me.

Bleeding elemental

Bleeding tree?

Don't Fallout 4's bleeding robots.

KONO BLEEDING DA

thats how mafia works

Lore-friendly

Deepest lore

@@fariszakimy it is indeed one of very few things in the elder scrolls that are actually straight up reality friendly.

*b O n K*

@@taylenseeley6188 it’s not actually, because if you’re unconscious for more than a few minutes you’re dead.

The belt

*Button.

@@stonksboinz Baton (n) A baton or truncheon is a roughly cylindrical club made of wood, rubber, plastic or metal. It is carried as a compliance tool and defensive weapon by law-enforcement officers, correctional staff, security guards and military personnel.

All of you are small brain, it’s the night night club

Big 9 actually, it’s called a night night wack wack

CrystaTiBoha I was gonna like this comment, but it’s currently at “666”

Super Kami Guru oof

@@Cloudthrow you are bad-guy, but this does not mean you are bad guy

Glovebox of the year agreed

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-bKDdT_nyP54.html

Serana: "at least were getting closer" Snake: equips wooden sword *Thunk* Serana falls over

Someone needs some paddeling

*The Best Is Yet To Come starts playing* "Serana-con, do you think that love can bloom on the battlefield?"

I hate Serana. In the quest where you had to go inside Castle Volkihar after the moondial, I opened the chain door, walked through, and closed it behind me so Serana wouldn't be able to follow me and ruin my stealth. Screw Serana.

This should be a fan-fic

@@breadeddragon9616 no it shouldn't

@@breadeddragon9616 it should be smut

@@theworstmaid NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@@bryantfrayley5421 YESSSSS

it wasn't me officer, it was the one armed man!

The fact this had 76 likes...

there will always be more ways to get creative. One of these days someone will figure out how to enchant the dragonborn's genitals to increase stamina by 10 million, or something

@@spamuel98 there's probably a mod for that XD

@@joshuaxiong8377 without mods

ЖCaldTheLad_SLGЖ Bethesda: No they’re... um uh… CREATIONS (for a small fee of course)

Yes, also we bundled Fallout 76 with that response

It's a featured bug

@@SiGLoORiGiN its a bugged feature

It just works

Lmaooooo

I can't believe you committed suicide. *I cannot believe you committed suicide.*

@@Otakupatriot117 ahh yes, the pinnacle of acting

"Bash anyone who questions you with a spiked shield; you will achieve world peace with 0 kill."

Tell me, Kyrie. Do you believe in gravity?

5. 6.Profit

1.5 beed enemies out including ice monsters and skeletons somehow

Bec Nice JoJo reference.

And shield. Don't forget about shield.

That's not what The Boss wanted

@@namelesslad5803 *Well, that's how mafia works, son, so deal with it.*

Todd howard battlegrounds

Isn't it already a ffa war zone?

The best battle royale

Alec Baldwin moment

@@convolutedpeppercorn1078Lmao wasn't expecting that joke to come up

i don't kill people my sword does!

targe of the blooded

@@HellishSpoon In a world of magic claiming your sword was possessed is probably a legitimate defense.

I always wondered why that, of all things, is what the game defaults to.

@@epickduk I think it’s something to do with the yarls gift after he becomes thane. He gives you an iron/steel (I forget if it can be steel) enchanted weapon. I may be wrong but that’s my best guess

@@christianreinard8285 it's leveled. It can be anything up to elven I think.

@@valthorix7347 thanks I wasn’t sure. But still I think whatever the gift is automatically becomes your favorite weapon if no other is used.

@@valthorix7347 if I remember correctly, it can be orcish too

*to which i now see plenty of others already said this*

*bug oof lad*

Obi Wan: *draws lightsaber* I will do what I must

@@boldone66 PATROL THE THOOOOOOOOOOT

Bonk*

The enemies might hurt themselves if you wore armor! Come on, be more considerate

most likely for the stamina boost

Fluffy Fluff yes

He couldado the restoration glitches and just got infinte health. So yeah. He did it

Also because he's *Naked* Snake. (and yeah pacifist runs are a big deal in MGS if you search for the link in between)

"Wait, he's a dragon, shouldn't he be able to fly?" "Nah, he had kind of given up at that point."

PunkZombie1300 Before The World Eater would be broken in body, he first must be broken in spirit.

I used potions to create a wooden sword that can slay any living ctreature with 1 blow

I just used Dawnguard armor, and some steel tear

Finally, the chosen one.

"I've fawlin' and I can't get up!"

WHY WONT YOU LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU ROSE?!?!

it was destined to happen, there is no way around. You are the dovahkiin and as prophesised by the dragon elder scroll, you are destined to kill alduin but not to kill any other. if it is not you who kills alduin, then another warrior will take your place and become the alduin slayer. it is the way of prohecies

A pacifist's only kill to save the world sounds poetic

Welp, the prophecy didn't specifically say Alduin couldn't be murdered by an afterlife waterfall to the abyss that the Dragonborn just happened to push him off of.

@@jacobsmith4428 That doesn't really kill him, though. He just kind of sits at the bottom of the waterfall for all eternity, and the main story remains uncompleted.

@@stefanm.734 And everybody but him lives happily ever after! Plus apparently if memory serves, he doesn't really "die" anyways. The world eater's soul goes... somewhere, maybe all the way to ESO or Elder Scrolls 6, but you didn't technically "kill" him even if you do kill him. Pushing him off to the shadow realm of unloaded chunks seems like he's about as dead as it gets.

Nice

Super underrated comment right here

I think I missed the part of dragons in home alone, damn

@@wackybatman2027 oh cmon you couldn't possibly forget that one part where ohdaviing ate one of the burglar just for laughs,could you?

@@wavestrider2160 Oh that was my favorite part, also when Kevin uses unrelenting force to push the burglars down the stairs

Me chilling in a skyscraper >Extremelly high tower >Humanoid Hmmmm

Hihg*

Bonestroule intensifies

I dont get it

@@ShakedownDreams Basically it's saying that an easy way to kill it would be just throwing it off a high place (i.e a high tower) That's the joke. Not necessarily a clever one, but I found it funny

How did it take me so long to find a serena simp. My first reaction to that quest was: "yup there is probably a ton of Simps for funny vampire women"

@@tankhead2645 only Skyrim character I simp for

@@desshiwaza4065 We all know that Alduin is the best waifu

@@desshiwaza4065 tbh I can see why, asking her to turn you into a vampire is h, well uh, uhmm, lets just say it has probably awoken some things in some people

I hate Serena lol she was nice at the beginning then she just got anoying af and she's not even as good as people say her damage is ok and her necromancy catches me off gaurd and forces me to fight the same enemy twice

Maybe at a Comic Con where you can get a plate w/ a handle, wear some armor/wear clothes, bring your favorite soup, and get a friend wearing dragon costume and *beat the shit outta him*

A pilot explaining what to do after landing the plane :P

*AYEAYE SIR I WILL FOLLOW YOUR EXAMPLE*

I didn't do this. But I will now

Elder scrolls 6: the phantom menace

Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll...

Let me guess some one ate your sweet role

More like: The Elder Scrolls 5: Milk Drinker

@@Mij_Yekvad haha I'm dead *Skyrim : the scrolls of sneaking*

Ymfah: it says 0, therefore I despise murder.

You're telling me that's _not_ how pacifism works?

As star wars the clone wars once said "Just cause I'm a pacifist doesn't mean I won't defend myself" therefore when he punched me I stabbed him 37 times in the chest, But I'm a pacifist I swear!

@@taylenseeley6188 He just ran into my knife sir, i swear! He ran into my knife ten times!

It's more like "How To Get Away With Murder", beat the game with not a single kill actually being counted. 😅

true

Its the sequel to skyrim no walking. Skyrim no killing

@@symphonyofaria checks out

This comment is missing approximately 1.5 billion likes.

@@user-jh6xh5ur2g What kid doesn't eat soup?

@@cwp2175 Some don't like veggie soup sadly

soup is the best

Son: But Daddy, if the dragonborn didn't kill anyone, how did he stop them? Me: Well, Son, it turns out, they all coincidentally suffered a freak accident, right as the Dragonborn was getting ready to spare them! Amazing, huh? Son: ...But- Me: That's enough, time for bed. Son: But Dad- Me: BED.

Uncle Sundowner why does your profile pic match this comment lol

@@xxthexboxnoobxx4174 What?

uskan I just edited it

@@xxthexboxnoobxx4174 ok that makes much more sense

Uncle Sundowner ᎢᏔᎪᏚ ᏩᎡᎪᏙᏆᎢY ᎢᎻᎪᎢ KᏆᏞᏞᎬᎠ ᎢᎻᎬᎷ

Now defending your loved ones from the frequent trolls, bandits, dragons, skeevers, necromancers-next-door, giants, wolves, bears, and spouse kidnappings. That would be great.

@@trigger_segfault Just give the kids Deadric Daggers, for whatever reason they'll fight with a dagger and all childen can be given either any Dagger or a wooden sword (???) so watch the new In-Training Dragonborns bully the hell out of a random dragon.

🤣🤣

The Limp Cane*

"We don't take backtalk in this b!tch"

@@alejandroquesada LOL

The music was so perfectly timed there, made me so sad lol

And the dragon shaking its head in time with Snake Eater. Incredible stuff, really

damn i didint even notice that i guess the little details matter most

And in 1:40 too

There is a lot more things synced to music in his videos, even edit jumps, sounds in game, etc. Gotra be inspired by ds3 bosses

My favorite part of most of these Skyrim videos

Waht A tHirl...

@@Manly-Tears (starts climbing latter)

yeah same my dude big respect and big lov

Respected to people who put list of musics they used in their video :>

The music from the intro Snake Eater - Cynthia Harrell

i just cant find out what was used for the 19:30 area because its ticking off my nostalgic power metal sensors and im not sure if its a fluke

Entraya Crosshill pretty sure that’s Initial D

soup better

Absolute legend

Ymfah: “how about no.”

MADE IN HEAVEN: GRAVITY INVERSION

True pacifist is not hurting anything, technical paciFIST is hurting but not killing, and all this that counts as a kill is direct -but if your partner kills then its your fault and you directly killed them-

Same

It recommended this to me 5 times in a row and a post about the video's demotization and monetization right under it so gj youtube

@@nooneofrelevance.1310 thanks xd

Gently tab the people with some wooden sword and they will live forever.

It's the sleepstick. Perfect 8 hour rest.

that's almost 25 minutes of real time too, which is mildly overkill lol

XD

NO HE'LL SUBTITLE IN COMIC SANS

Thief class and he bought the firebombs from ZeroLenny®

@@quentincasort9640 comicc sauss

Perfect

Are you still here?

@@leonacont6150 yeah.

what about now@@Byrnethedestroyer

Teacup4561 Illusion 100

@@shad0wcookie993 94*

Because he's the best youtuber

4x Speed 🤷

Ehem 39:4- *FUS RO JA'H*

*FriskUndertaleTruePacifist736 likes it*

Просто Пользователь Even Frisk had to kill a person in the end. Games are so cruel.

@@surrk1057 But in the end of battle, you MAY spare Asgore. (Flowey kills him tho, but it doesn't matter.)

ymfah: Does it count tho?

@@surrk1057 nah. u spared him, by pressing MERCY.

Bonkai

Wtf

twomad fuck me twomad

Gaymad uwu

Pizza time at chat

Hi there who are you mr. checkmark

Yeah, me too. This took a long time to finish

The world wasnt ready a year ago for this wisdom but now it is go on sons of memes take over the history

Todd Howard wants to know your location

Zegamer lol

Skyrim AFK addition £24.99

J u s t watch on the yt, ez

Mauro Molinero mind blown

Great editing, as well.

Wrong info. Someone asked for a how to pacifist Skyrim in the comments on the video how to break Skyrim

Yeah I was so drawn into it

Yea, this editing really is a 'cut' above the rest.

@@Hawksearcher "... You are cut from a different cloth than the usual brutes the Jarl foists on me." -Farengar

Definitely content of the highest quality. It deserves way more views and likes.

This is the next testament

"You're awake, how 'bout that."

"You're financially awake" My debts have been paid

F I N A N C I A L L Y A W A K E

'boop'

*applies domestic violence*

Wrote and sang _The Ballad of the Legendary Wooden Sword of Sleepies_ in my head while watching the segment of Serana fall over like a mannequin

I Just Wrote That Space Duck... It's So Freaking Hilarious ! ! ! "Donk" 🤣

Couldn’t these have been somewhat relevant to each of their respective games. Sons of Daggerfall or Wayrest for instance? Why is everything a Skyrim joke?

@@roach9397 So... Elder Scrolls Elder Scrolls 2: Sons of Daggerfall Elder Scrolls 3: Morrow Eater Elder Scrolls 4: Swords of the Oblivion Elder Scrolls 5: The Arrow of Pain Elder Scrolls 6: Hammerfells Revengance

@@MikeDoesRandomThings god I hope es 6 is in hammerfell

@@revatronprime4120 i think its set in valenwood

Elder Scrolls 3 Scrib Eater.

The psyjic monks fear him

Irish Ace alteration mages hate him

learn how in these 10 simple steps!

Other than beating your waifu with a wooden sword until she gets knocked out

agree samdolph my dude

@@kingpin6736 small price for salvation

‘promoting peace’ >beats people to death with a shield >constantly beats people and paralyzes them >forces others to kill their allies yep, peace has been promoted

@@elliottbow2819 That last part is DISTINCTLY American.

Xd same

"He only neded 12 seconds to click the video." The end.

That`s how mafia works

it lost its marrow

Id call it the night night stick

@GREEN PINEAPPLE KINGU CARIMSUN NO NORIYOKU!

*donut bruno*

*sigh*

I erased your boss fight and lept past it

Emperor Crimson*

"Always" you didn't finish the video...

tell that to Alduin

Alduin's not truly killable. He just got sent back to daddy.

Unless of course she'd resist it, I dunno, you can't resist Dawnbreaker

same here

Does it register anyway?

Dragonborn: *Bout to get his head lobbed off by a big fuck off axe* Alduin: "I'm about to end my whole career"

They can't hurt Uncle Rogvir! Tell them he didn't do it!

@@mah1na *apparently they can*

Lenin? He beat OUR waifu?? *cocks gun*

"Our" *communism at its finest*

unlike our Dragonborn here, you sure went in for the kill