How to Beat the KILLER GATORS in "CRAWL" - Part 1 

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you forgot one thing: this takes place in florida, and every floridian is a superhuman who can easily beat a gator in any fight, and who can shrug off any hurricane damage.

Movie: Tries to justify human outswimming aligator Nerd explains: Amazing... every word you just said was wrong...

"a tornado might destroy a mobile home in Bumfuck, Missouri" Me, sitting in my mobile home in Bumfuck, Kansas: "thank God, that was a close one"

For everyone who has been asking, and hopefully for everyone who sees this before asking: Crawl part 2 was struck with copyright and is currently no longer available.

"cut the dead weight off, like the wife when she divorced him" god i died.

I’m a Floridian. There is literally no way that the girl didn’t know about the hurricane. They wouldn’t have even had the swim practice that morning.

as a born and raised florida man, i can confirm that this is accurate. we sometimes put leashes on the roaming murder alligators to keep them as pets. the fact that they didn’t do this tells me that they are not florida men

"Why do older folks not keep their phone on them most of the time?" Because they still think it's still the 1300's where nobody needed phones

Him: "she was probably busy playing Raid Shadow Le-" Me: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo"

“Haley was probably to distracted-“ No. “playing Raid-“ No, please. “shadow legends.” *NOOOOOOOO*

The most realistic part of this movie is that people who live in Florida underestimate a massive hurricane

Title: *How to beat KILLER alagators in "Crawl"* Alternative Title: *Nerd explains roasting the actors for **27:14** minutes*

"aligators are deaf outside of water" *protagonist then gets caught and dragged away because the aligator HEARD her phone* the film cant even stick to its own crazy logic XD

"Like his wife did when she divorced him" Fucking dead from that

Saddest thing that part 2 got deleted. The entertainment factor this 2-parter had was oscar-worthy

Just thought I’d let you know alligators are actually pretty scared of humans, whilst their cousins crocodiles are known to actively hunt humans, and anything they can kill

I’ve never been so stunned by the pure stupidity and absence of common sense from a protagonist.

This girl: *thinks she can outswim a gator* The gator: fuck around and find out

Please please please reupload crawl pt. 2! I loved this one, and just saw pt.2 got copyright struck. Pplleeeaasseee reupload!

The Jocko bit had me cackling. That was great. “Good” 😂

If anything ever hits the fan, let’s coordinate to meet irl Nerd. I don’t want to die. I’m staying in San Diego lmk bro

I'd find it incredibly funny if she made it upstairs with her dad only to get jumped by a group of crocodiles instead of gators.

Pov: still waiting for pt 2

I've been trapped in my cabin in Bumfuck, Colorado for 3 days because this damn mountain lion won't let me leave. Thanks for keeping me entertained.

"They can climb trees and fences too" Well thats a nightmare I never needed.

Teacher : "You're the apex preadator" Alligator : And I took that personally

Bruh that "To be continued" absolutely killed me😂😂😂

2:44 That was the slickest transition in to a sponsor advertisment I have ever seen. You smooth bastard, you.

"at some point you just have to cut the dead weight off... like his wife did in the divorce." i keep forgetting how fuckin savage this man is

This seems like the angriest Nerd has ever been just because of the sheer stupidity of these character and the disregard for their own saftey and he just cant hold back on making fun of them.

Who’s here when there is no part 2?

Sir, you have my like on how clean that transition to Raid Shadow Legends ad. First time I got got by it since I usually can predict ads

"It's like a ghost town, everyone's gone." ..."No sh*t"

This video could’ve been ten seconds long, just say, “Eat them before they eat you.”

Love your content very much! I noticed that part two to this video has been taken down. I hope it gets restored soon as these two videos are some of my favorites!

To anyone wanting part 2, you can find that NerdExplains video on Odysee-he's smart to have a backup plan and not rely on RU-vid.

His sarcasm is hilarious 😭😭

Moral of the story: when life gives you gators make Gatorade

I am still here. Still looking for Part 2

where did part 2 go, these are some of nerds funniest ones! these two videos are hilarious

character: * Breaths* Nerd explains: The first mistake she did was to inhale oxygen

"Alligators are deaf outside of water" Alligator: is that so?

As someone who has lived in Florida my whole life, many people here are stubborn and don’t evacuate when a hurricane comes. My family has always hunkered down, boarded up the windows and got gas and back up generators, non parish-able foods, lots of waters and filled up our bathtubs and sinks ahead of time. As well as candles. I’ve luckily never been in a situation where we flooded more than maybe 2 feet and it didn’t get into our home. We also didn’t have gators in our streets. But trees fall on houses a lot, I’ve seen that happen, and that’s a hard thing to avoid

For anyone wondering. Part 2 got taken down. It's still up on odysee.

Who missed the line" I'm Coyote Peterson and I'm about to enter the bite zone with the alligators"

When your parents calls you stupid for getting F on report card but you know you're smarter than the protagonists in Crawl

as a man from Florida , i can say.. her shrugging off the hurricane like its another storm was pretty believable. last hurricane my friends came over and i bought mimosas. the more unbelievable thing is that she didnt have a party lined up to go to

I've watched this set of videos like three times and that 'to be continued' last part still cracks me up xD

"If you made every possible wrong decision when a hurricane was hitting your home what would you do?" die

You’re right that alligators can be dangerous, the ones that attacks lions and cheetahs that you mentioned are crocs. Crocs are usually bigger and more likely to attack larger prey than gators. But you’re right that gators attack people. But I would say from my days of living in Kenya that crocs are more dangerous. When I lived in Florida I wasn’t terrified of standing near a river. But it was a different story in the Serengeti lol Edit: the Serengeti is in Tanzania and it’s the Maasai Mara in Kenya in terms of national parks. I mixed that up. Although I recall being in the Serengeti and in Kenya many years ago. Anyway, you will have a better chance of seeing crocs in the Mara River in Kenya anyway!

Yooo nerd, you ever gonna make a part 2? It's been a year, brother.

WHAT HAPPENED TI PART 2!? Did you delete it?!

Honestly I would love to see a movie where basically two writer teams have to out do each other, meaning we actually get smart characters and the plot gets driven forward not by mistakes or stupid desicions but just a cleverer enemie

Everyone in the comments: omg alligators can do all that Floridians: Hmmm interesting *rides giant alligator into hurricane*

We don't really have basements in Florida because of water levels in the soil. Could be just a ground-level crawlspace with the house built on top. But you wouldn't usually be able to stand up in most of those.

i honestly can say this is the first time i watched a sponser add in a vid im suprised on how you worked your sponser into the video that was clever i usually skip forward when a youtuber just throws it in my face but you sir are crafty

we need so many people like this guy he has the best content ever

"We might be stubborn but we never quit." That script was gold.

It is also not common here in Florida (due to hurricanes and flooding) for homes to have basements. Lived here my whole life and never saw a home with a basement

4:54 i get where your comming from, i live in cali, we ignore earthquakes all the time, we dont even get out of bed for anything less then a 4.0

People: think they smart Alligator: hahah mouth chomp

Sharks: Smart enough to bail when a hurricanes coming People: What's the worst that could happen

11:06 Thank you! I been having this issue with my folks for years

This one was absolutely hilarious 😂 “A tasty distraction” 🤣🤣🤣

I'm beginning to think getting killed by the 'Gator-icane" is actually more impressive than surviving it Surviving seems super easy, barely an inconvenience

If you can’t get it’s eyes, another chance is holding its jaw shut. They have insane biting strength but their jaws can be held shut with one hand.

I like that he was talking, I see it as a way of him giving proof of life and keeping himself awake.

I like the use of footage from hurricane Micheal that panama city FL, I evacuated just before that stage 5 hit

I’m not even mad about the raid ad the way he did it was so clean 🧽 🧼

Speaking of food chains... "When an animal is born, they automatically know their instincts. When a human is born, we need at least two people to watch over us so we won't choke on a cheerio." -Christopher Titus.

I laughed my ass off through this entire video! Off I go to part 2! PS: 100% spot on!

2:47 i have seen many shameless ad transitions on youtube.... but in terms of shamelessness, this one takes the crown and keeps it in the fort knox

I don’t like raid:shadow legends like everyone else, but that sponsor transition was as slick as always.

I can tell you as someone who has lived through hurricanes, all of them in Florida, we get PLENTY of notice and with where they live in the state they would have realistically have had shutters up days in advance. Shit like this is realistic to a degree when people deny reality but most (if not all) of us shutter up and are ready to go days before its time to deal with the ordeal.

12:17 yoooooo😭💀💀💀💀 only Nerd Explains😂😂

You should do straight disaster movies, San Andreas, The Day After Tomorrow, The Towering Inferno, etc These videos are awesome!

Nerd Explains: Hailey was probably playing rai- Me: *Spams skip button aggressively*

“Nature can be a bit*h if you swim out your lane.” That is funny

I was laughing so hard when the atm robbers were getting eatin in the backround and homie in the store had no idea😂😂

For those who are wondering paramount pictures claimed and copy righted part 2 of the video(for some greedy reason) and now can't be viewed or watched anymore.

"The only problem is that it's eyes are located behind it's giant pissed off mouth."

“She really didn’t think this outfit through” well unless she owns men’s pants there was no way she was ever going to find a pair with functional pockets in her closet. Women’s pants don’t hold shit, it’s a fact.

Nerds Explained This is definitely one of your most funniest videos im over here crying laughing at work LMAO!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😅😭

I live in Louisiana and have dealt with alligators most of my life. While they are dangerous, short of them starving , guarding a nest , or feeling threatened, they are relatively docile. For the most part if you don’t mess with them they won’t mess with you.

Learned this from Steve Irwin, another way to stop an alligator attack is putting your fingers into it’s nostrils. This forces the gator to breath through its mouth so it will open its jaws allowing you enough time to escape.

Video ideas, How too survive... The Hunger Games Jurassic World (+Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom) The 5th wave Battle: Los Angeles The Day After Tomorrow

15:59 while he said 'unless you have these bad boy' and ad came 'call of duty deep sea'

9:10 "with a big iron on his hip, big iron on his hiiiiiiiip..."

I mean the gator got her leg there, if that gator wasn't being mind controlled by the plot to act like a movie villain instead of an actual gator, it would've death rolled, he leg would be broken and ripped off in a second, since an alligator can tear even other alligator's limbs clean off with a death roll, she would enter a state of shock and pass out. Then if she didn't die due to blood loss she'd likely drown after the gator left her to tenderize in a body of water nearby. Her dad meanwhile is in no shape to escape and likely would simply scream at the top of his lungs to see if she was alright, letting the villainous gators know where he is and resulting in him following her. Results: she could've been saved and left with almost no physical and psychological damage apart from a sense of guilt if she didn't check on the dad she apparently strongly dislikes, the dad would inevitably die because that man doesn't know anything truly useful about alligators and because his survival instincts are about as good as those of a rat contaminated with toxoplasmosis. In the end, we could beat the alligators by simply not engaging them to begin with. THE END. I'm really not a fan of these kinds of movies and how they get a normal predatory animal and treats it like some evil hunting machine. If you want to make a movie like this, at least pick Japanese hornets, they're big they're terrifying, they kill people and they ACTUALLY DO hate humanity on a personal level

"An alligator isn't gonna burst through the stairs like the Kool Aid Man!" I died 😂✋

Can't believe we lost part 2 😔

You had me at "Ludicrous Mode".

Here's how to beat the Gators, don't be a side character...

Boy: "Ma, another gator got in the house." Ma: "Another gator! Give me that shovel."

Did RU-vid remove part 2? These were hilarious and I can’t find it!

Ive been away from ur channel for 5 months, i got some catching up to do. BTW amazing videos.

As someone from Florida, can confirm most people don't care about hurricanes until it's about to hit, if that.

i have never seen this movie so when i found out the enemy was alligators i thought to myself "how can this go wrong they are animals and the people in this movie are human beings with much greater intelligence" but then he said it takes place in Florida and then it all made sense

Moral of the story when life gives you Gators make Gatorade