how to never get headshot ever again 

I hope everyone in 2fort casual maining Soldier does this now.

Is this a reference to lazy purple's "how it feels to play sniper behind the scenes"?

haHAA

what's the point of avoiding headshot when no one is playing sniper

@@liberta4112 That's the joke.

The quote from scout but translated to soldier

SUN TZU said that!

@@speedstriker And I think he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal...

@@literallyanidiot2880 Because he invented it!

SpeedStriker and then he perfected it so no one best him in the ring of honor

"You call that breaking my spine?"

Honestly, if it'd be anyone, I would be Soldier.

"You red team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine outta my- AGH MY SPINEEE!"

I am from the future. It is 2024, we have a mod that turns soldier into an exorcist girl now.

Theorem Forgotten 1 problem, spies

But you expose your ass in the process so the sniper can shot there

just limbo away

Great reference

like uninstall tf2 haha

That bit is worth its bytes in Bitcoin.

Beautiful comment

Im sorry did you say hitscan instakill from halfway across the map?

Gadha Number One sometimes from across the whole map.

@@gadhanumberone2254 almost as if that's how sniping generally works 🤔

me too

The motto of all great men throughout history

murphy's law

@@ABCARWGFtoC no, Murphy’s law is “anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.”

@@Slender_Man_186 It appears that you understand the joke, then.

@@orangeismyfavoritecolor you

amazing comment.

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*smashes phone on the ground*

I have an eyelander named that

Yea bodyshotting snipers

So basically it's a manual "anti aim"

instruction unclear walk off the hightower cliff

Klonoa yep, dip shifting to 3200 dpi is even better

Me: Has seizure Snipers: *_Now this is an avengers level threat_*

200 mouse sensitivity gamer

Well... not if there are 5 people on the battlefield and Sniper can deal bodyshots.

@@lev7509 Plus, you will most likely not retreat if your HP is higher than 150 anyways

@@electricfishfan7159 Soldier boutta make me act up 😳😳🥴🥵🥵🔥

@@electricfishfan7159 *copies soldier* Like this?

@@orangeismyfavoritecolor is your username true

Big middle finger to soldier mains, let the bodyshots begin.

@@tossic7245 Big middle finger to sniper mains, the soilder was just a mere distraction.

Robot Rabbit *F2P spy backstabs me*

We'll just adapt and start flanking more often if this becomes meta :)

@@MrTsar-ui8eh Flanks are what pyros, scouts, and spies are great at.

Remember tho they need to be on the same level as you to not hit headshot

well uhh sorry to break it to you pal but you need to walk backwards and if the enemy sniper sees your back he can also headshot you

Casual meta: +right

Sounds like scout alright

ItsYaBoySebas I was honestly thinking the same exact thing

I predicted all of this you know, all of it!

Now the *real* meta starts!

Well not exactly… they can still be headshotted, even if they're pointed upwards and spinning on the spot. It doesn't protect them from being headshot, just more difficult to headshot because using other hacks that auto trigger when target player comes into view of their scope range.

@@sulphurous2656 monster_barney: This is all happening because of *YOU* scientists!

With your elbow, I assume?

no with your stand duh

Ozymandias moment

"I outsmarted bullet!"

this is the GREATEST PLLLAAAAAANNN!!!

@@justsomerandomguy943 Henry stickmin was not what I was expecting to be referenced.

Booooo.

You skip Demo?

@@barnstormer546 ah yes sorry

I dont know why, but I can never headshot a demo while he's back is faced towards me. His head is much smaller and his shoulders seem to cover up 50% of the head

@Daniel von Strangle Spy can turn invis, so a non-hacking sniper can't headshot someone they can't see

Didn't he say that spy is literary the worst at doing it?

Also sniper: you forgot one thing mate, *FULLY CHARGED BODYSHOTS* Backpedaling Soldier: Oh shi- *d i e s*

Spy: *Ah yes, free backstabs*

"No one can outsmart my bullets"

afk to diamond League of Legends ayyy lmao

It’s so annoying whenever people hire snipers to kill me smh

Start playing tf2

I think this method was developed with combating spinbots in mind tho.

@@All-star_Giga_Gargantuardidn't the bots start in like early 2020

@@LoliFanservice Yeah. I tried both methods and the Soldier method seemed more successful against bots for me.

I laughed too hard...

Lets hope that valve bufs this

Good.

How is it fair that you can instantly kill anyone and kill the scouts and spies (who are supposed to be your class counters) at any range even melee

thank god

Thats how it feels. Karma❤

You can also try shooting the snipers, as that shakes their aim up and makes them miss. The best one to do this is with pyro or heavy(at close range).

and you also give up fighting. kind of important.

@@the_Red_Star Nah not important at all

Balance

i feel like if you're running to spawn you're low health enough to die to a bodyshot most of the time

Or just use machina

Bru

Nobody cares about realism in tf2

It's part of TF2's lore actually. They fight so illogically that their enemies and superiors consider them to be extremely dangerous. As the Administrator puts it, they're as lethal as "plutonium" which doesn't need a lot of brains to kill a person. The mercs have faced so many intentionally unrealistic shit (whether it be dark magic or 20th century comic book science-fiction) that it can scar one's sanity but to them it's just another day in the job.

Their hands are terrifyingly big too

Sir Narwhal also apparently because you are very big(heavy) you can fucking survive rockets and grenades launched right at your face

a pyrojoe title.. thankfully he is a little less scumbag

It's from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles In Time OST, but I don't know which track.

Emilinko Howard The name of the ost helped loads! Thanks so much. Its called Sewer Surfin’

@@bryankopkin6869 You're welcome!

Ro EpicMan delfy did an experiment on this, I forgot the result though 😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌

@@heidiaguirre5672 it doesn't work, the machina will hit on the first body part it penetrate