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How To Pick up a Girl in Sleeping dogs 

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@swarajsingh6313
@swarajsingh6313 Год назад
How to get a girlfriend Google: talk about her interest Bing:
@pvt.paula4423
@pvt.paula4423 Год назад
😂😂😂😂
@Smokey210
@Smokey210 Год назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@user-km3gn8ws9q
@user-km3gn8ws9q Год назад
That's kidnapping💀
@KDShaolinMenace
@KDShaolinMenace Год назад
Lmao
@Upala94
@Upala94 Год назад
Bing be like : Bing Chillin
@shawsfootmassage9019
@shawsfootmassage9019 Год назад
Good advice tried it on a random girl but for some reason multiple cars with lights are following me
@Psyonic_07
@Psyonic_07 Год назад
Lol
@Classified2499
@Classified2499 Год назад
Hol up
@mrumbrella9961
@mrumbrella9961 Год назад
Only two colours Blue and red
@Mr.Pro55k
@Mr.Pro55k Год назад
They will shoot you soon💀
@elyg6531
@elyg6531 Год назад
Those are just haters trying to stop ur grind keep going
@Zalazaar
@Zalazaar Год назад
most romantic man in China
@hellouy69
@hellouy69 Год назад
Sleeping dogs is located in Hong Kong you racist!
@Gentlemenpickleesq.
@Gentlemenpickleesq. 10 месяцев назад
He DID open the trunk for her.
@papa_rambo
@papa_rambo 9 месяцев назад
​@@Gentlemenpickleesq.😂
@averagegameenjoyer4156
@averagegameenjoyer4156 9 месяцев назад
hong kong
@mrkhiladi8924
@mrkhiladi8924 9 месяцев назад
@@averagegameenjoyer4156 it's not separate
@Wulf-sq9zw
@Wulf-sq9zw Год назад
He's taking the "women are only into bad boys" philosophy to heart.
@LuckyXCX
@LuckyXCX Год назад
“YoUr NoT mY tYpE” Her type:
@Gamewiz-gj6zq
@Gamewiz-gj6zq Год назад
Funniest bot
@cooltwittertag
@cooltwittertag Год назад
when you've never felt the touch of a woman:
@lone-dmc9174
@lone-dmc9174 Год назад
@@cooltwittertag when ur a snowflake:
@stealthbrawler
@stealthbrawler Год назад
@@cooltwittertagwhen u can’t take a joke:
@cooltwittertag
@cooltwittertag Год назад
@@lone-dmc9174 still hasn't felt the touch of a woman
@luxuryiskey2082
@luxuryiskey2082 2 года назад
That's the wei
@_checkit
@_checkit Год назад
This is wei underrated!
@kemo3758
@kemo3758 Год назад
@@_checkit i see what you did there 😂😂
@metalvenger2
@metalvenger2 Год назад
Theres no wei to improve this joke
@isaacbakare5642
@isaacbakare5642 Год назад
​@@metalvenger2 😎
@paimonnotyourfood1667
@paimonnotyourfood1667 Год назад
It's the Only Wei
@capitandosveinte
@capitandosveinte 11 месяцев назад
Womens: i don't like Kitchen Mens in 1930s:
@GalaxVerse
@GalaxVerse 2 месяца назад
The best era, i wish if that era returns forever
@markusdead96
@markusdead96 2 месяца назад
@@GalaxVerse Weirdo
@Magic_Dragon1
@Magic_Dragon1 2 месяца назад
​@@markusdead96 nah he's just based
@eliminate100.
@eliminate100. 2 месяца назад
It wont u lil sh​@Alexei_xyz
@user-ti1io6oc5x
@user-ti1io6oc5x Месяц назад
Womens ☠️
@owasumi6151
@owasumi6151 2 месяца назад
IT WORKED! She loves me now, but she doesn't remember her name and she walks funny.
@ZidValenski
@ZidValenski Месяц назад
Congratulations
@arghyaprotimhalder5592
@arghyaprotimhalder5592 29 дней назад
That's enough
@maddykasky09
@maddykasky09 9 дней назад
so you kidnapped them be a woman why would you do that? What’s wrong with you?
@maddykasky09
@maddykasky09 9 дней назад
⁠@@ZidValenski why are you saying congratulations to someone who brutally be a woman and she can’t even remember her name or walk why would you support something like that?
@WomanAbductor
@WomanAbductor 8 дней назад
I’m gonna to try it with my crush
@GingkaHagane43
@GingkaHagane43 Год назад
" *How I Met Your Mother* "
@mohammedrustham2683
@mohammedrustham2683 Год назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@shaantanukhaire
@shaantanukhaire Год назад
More like Joe Goldberg situation
@anubhavjoshi3149
@anubhavjoshi3149 Год назад
😅😂🤣
@Vein758
@Vein758 Год назад
More like how the therapist met your mother
@O.LEO.N
@O.LEO.N Год назад
I can't stop laughing at this comment! 😂
@MIhsan-nw2rc
@MIhsan-nw2rc Год назад
She:- “I Have A Boyfriend” Her Boyfriend:
@hollownxt1295
@hollownxt1295 Год назад
Cringe
@stanleybochenek1862
@stanleybochenek1862 Год назад
@@hollownxt1295 i miss 2009
@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457
@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457 Год назад
Pretty sure, she won't be even mentally capable at that talk to you at that point.
@hollownxt1295
@hollownxt1295 Год назад
@NaziPropaganda “guys I’m so nice why does she only like bad guys 😡”
@The_Devils_reject
@The_Devils_reject Год назад
​@@hollownxt1295 elliot rodger grindset
@aveteranplayer6403
@aveteranplayer6403 Год назад
Grandma: Back in the day men knew how to treat women correctly. Grandpa in 1952 whenever his wife forgot about the dinner:
@GalaxVerse
@GalaxVerse 2 месяца назад
Who in the world forgets about dinner?
@umaadhikari5899
@umaadhikari5899 2 месяца назад
Lmao bro😭
@Z38_US
@Z38_US 2 месяца назад
@@GalaxVerse I sometimes forget to eat almost the entire day. I get hungry, I don't eat immediately, hungry feeling goes away so I forget.
@GalaxVerse
@GalaxVerse 2 месяца назад
@@Z38_US starve!!!!!!
@8thMusketeer
@8thMusketeer 26 дней назад
Why does everyone think that all men in the 50's were abusive tyrants? That's ridiculous (and sexist)
@Aurora-bv1ys
@Aurora-bv1ys Год назад
Bro got the Triad Rizz
@tommyvercetti9434
@tommyvercetti9434 Год назад
The two punches at the end are so unnecesary lmao
@SilverGeFer
@SilverGeFer Год назад
Just knocking them out. You know, for convenience
@sharonrigs7999
@sharonrigs7999 Год назад
But appreciated
@miguillos
@miguillos 9 месяцев назад
Super necessary
@purest_evil
@purest_evil 9 месяцев назад
​@@miguillosJust for that feel good gameplay
@phillyfan4ife
@phillyfan4ife 8 месяцев назад
Yo I almost spit my drink out with the two punches 😭😭😭
@qwertyzyz
@qwertyzyz Год назад
Great tutorial, just got my first girlfriend
@rahulverma8774
@rahulverma8774 Год назад
Is she breathing yet ??
@imstrfan8749
@imstrfan8749 Год назад
Is she still alive 😳?
@AADJOK
@AADJOK Год назад
​@@imstrfan8749 I don "t think so 😂😂😂
@komododragon410
@komododragon410 Год назад
If she die give body parts to me
@quartermaster2809
@quartermaster2809 Год назад
​@@imstrfan8749 dead or alive, love is eternal
@inteluhdgamer1125
@inteluhdgamer1125 Год назад
That multiple punches got me💀🤣
@arghyaprotimhalder5592
@arghyaprotimhalder5592 29 дней назад
He didn't had money for chloroform
@maddykasky09
@maddykasky09 9 дней назад
How is beating women funny what’s wrong with you?
@maddykasky09
@maddykasky09 9 дней назад
@@arghyaprotimhalder5592 you have serious problems
@user-ex2yt1pl6u
@user-ex2yt1pl6u Год назад
"At least he's over 6 feet."
@denisn8336
@denisn8336 Год назад
Lmao
@Highlander_Pr
@Highlander_Pr Год назад
"I think... " Chinese Government:
@winstond4445
@winstond4445 Год назад
American goverment def control the way you think more than u know. Freedom to think as long as it follows their agenda.
@nokh3382
@nokh3382 Год назад
@@winstond4445 while America is a pain, when compared to China they’re the lesser of two evils.
@EmeraldKnight8
@EmeraldKnight8 Год назад
Haha.
@playoffl36ron8
@playoffl36ron8 Год назад
@@winstond4445 shh don't burst his bubble he can own a gun so he thinks he's free
@dragutintheslav-veliki790
@dragutintheslav-veliki790 Год назад
@@playoffl36ron8 pfff imagine having to own guns to feel free own an IED based on TATP materials, white crystalline powder with a distinctive bleach-like odor (when impure) or a fruit-like smell when pure to blow up buildings in style like a real revolutionary!
@chclt_thndr
@chclt_thndr Год назад
“Tyler is so nice, he would never hurt a fly” Tyler:
@koushiksarkar8244
@koushiksarkar8244 Год назад
Yeah ik how neighbor's kids are like...
@has.w.9604
@has.w.9604 Год назад
Power of LOVE made him show his full strength
@user-kw4qx4qu8c
@user-kw4qx4qu8c Год назад
Tyler: Blew up his apartment, suffered from psychic disorder, organized domestic terrorist group, beat himself to tarnish his boss' reputation and destroyed corporate skyscraper in front if his GF.
@Emil_Stoltz
@Emil_Stoltz Год назад
Good thing it's a human and not a fly!
@subjectc7505
@subjectc7505 6 месяцев назад
"Tyler is a gentle soul to women"
@Jakiyyyyy
@Jakiyyyyy Год назад
When she said that she liked bad boys:
@Zetunas
@Zetunas 10 месяцев назад
aLL wOmeN, aRe qUEen. This guy: If she breathes, she's a THOOOOOOT
@puneetpaul4454
@puneetpaul4454 Год назад
*Asian Andrew Tate doesn't exi-*
@blackatom4957
@blackatom4957 Год назад
I have been attacked by the matrix, I was showing the girl that man and woman can't be equal.
@AratakiBullPowerSiddo1
@AratakiBullPowerSiddo1 Год назад
​@@blackatom4957 that's actually true though. His recent fuck ups don't change for the solid points he had. Like the good old saying goes: you can learn things from even your enemies
@guilleperez7493
@guilleperez7493 Год назад
​@@AratakiBullPowerSiddo1 which solid points?
@Owlmare
@Owlmare Год назад
@@guilleperez7493 That men and women aren’t equal.
@chugetnuget6230
@chugetnuget6230 Год назад
How are women inferior to men other than in muscle mass?
@Joseph_Lorn
@Joseph_Lorn Год назад
Flowers, chocolate, gifts... Fuck this shit, now I exactly know what to do
@cye2310
@cye2310 Год назад
This is less expensive so it works
@O.LEO.N
@O.LEO.N Год назад
​@@cye2310 Except you're gonna spend half your life behind metal bars
@developerninja619
@developerninja619 Год назад
@@cye2310 you need to buy a car first
@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx
@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx Год назад
@@developerninja619 That's the problem but you can always carjack.
@cye2310
@cye2310 Год назад
@@O.LEO.N The difference is the time and place
@AnAvrageRobloxDev
@AnAvrageRobloxDev 10 месяцев назад
Bro really became every dad that was in the peeky blinders age😂😂😂
@mlktheus2007
@mlktheus2007 10 месяцев назад
Ig?
@maddykasky09
@maddykasky09 9 дней назад
how is beating women and kidnapping and rape necessary. Please tell me what’s wrong with you
@zx7siovia213
@zx7siovia213 Год назад
Went from a street girl to wifey material real quick
@WomanAbductor
@WomanAbductor 8 дней назад
Street girl to a mom*
@ikramqamar7786
@ikramqamar7786 Год назад
Instructions unclear: Some cars with red and blue lights are around my house.
@Pluto1336
@Pluto1336 Год назад
Same hear bro I give them 1 star
@M.Muneeb.R
@M.Muneeb.R Год назад
Where did you get that profile picture from? 🙂
@ikramqamar7786
@ikramqamar7786 Год назад
@@M.Muneeb.R Why?
@M.Muneeb.R
@M.Muneeb.R Год назад
@@ikramqamar7786 just asking 🙂
@M.Muneeb.R
@M.Muneeb.R Год назад
@@ikramqamar7786 I want it too 🙂
@CounterStriker013009
@CounterStriker013009 Год назад
GTA Online : WTF Sleeping Dog : Normal Day in Hong Kong
@jimf.1318
@jimf.1318 Год назад
This makes GTA look like a tame game.
@redhunnid5142
@redhunnid5142 7 месяцев назад
@@jimf.1318You must never seen that Trevor mission when Trevor literally tortures a guy in a dark wet basement or the mission where you literally slaughter Wades cousin and his wife into bloody gore and organs all over the apartment GTA and Sleeping Dogs are both insane they could’ve done a DLC collaboration between both games 😮‍💨🔥
@jimf.1318
@jimf.1318 7 месяцев назад
@@redhunnid5142 Pfff, that's nothing, I actually find that part of the story funny.
@Derezzedd
@Derezzedd 7 месяцев назад
@@redhunnid5142 Pretty sure that Trevor never killed Wade's cousin (Floyd) and only killed debra in that situation.
@dosh8276
@dosh8276 6 месяцев назад
​@@redhunnid5142 Don't forget Mrs.Chu went she went nuts after Winston's death and butchered (literally) a thug, cook his remains and then proceed to feed it to Dogeyes. But gotta give credit where credit is due: GTA 5 also have its share of violence and gruesome deaths.
@Bravo-07
@Bravo-07 Год назад
If the guy was bald this would have blown tf up
@imduo2697
@imduo2697 10 месяцев назад
I didn't know those last hits were even in thr animation💀
@ZhīNàXiǎoQū8964xjp
@ZhīNàXiǎoQū8964xjp 2 года назад
Like real hk police
@rj_va8505
@rj_va8505 2 года назад
😭
@Risenoph
@Risenoph Год назад
🇨🇳你好Stop right there🇨🇳 This message does not suit the likes of the Communist Party of China and will be censored effectively. 🇨🇳Glory to the Party🇨🇳
@ronalfirnando2475
@ronalfirnando2475 Год назад
that game for a psycho
@stoggafllik
@stoggafllik Год назад
on9仔閉嘴啦。
@ArghyadeepPal
@ArghyadeepPal Год назад
Sadly after National Security Law, they have become more like this.
@jimbolearner8040
@jimbolearner8040 2 года назад
Very Effective 😎👍
@ronalfirnando2475
@ronalfirnando2475 Год назад
you a psycho
@MaximumPrime
@MaximumPrime Год назад
If it works it works ✌️😎✌️
@Lucid_high09
@Lucid_high09 Год назад
direct hit on the target
@WolfAndTheCaveman
@WolfAndTheCaveman Год назад
Me when the barista’s shift ends
@ayo44
@ayo44 Год назад
I mean shit, if the shoe fits 😏👠
@BouleauTrou555
@BouleauTrou555 Год назад
Thx I'll try this tip with my crush 👍
@rahulverma8774
@rahulverma8774 Год назад
Dont get crushed by his bf later 😂
@anotherordinaryfellow6935
@anotherordinaryfellow6935 Год назад
Bro just crushed her crush💀
@anthonyfernandez82
@anthonyfernandez82 Год назад
​@@rahulverma8774 HIS!?
@rahulverma8774
@rahulverma8774 Год назад
@@anthonyfernandez82 Sorry 😔
@M.Muneeb.R
@M.Muneeb.R Год назад
Bro holding knife 🔪 in his profile pic 💀
@HopeIsntDead
@HopeIsntDead Год назад
"Free my homie he din do nothin!" His homie:
@capableone4750
@capableone4750 Год назад
Now thats a ladies man!😎
@maddykasky09
@maddykasky09 9 дней назад
no tf it’s not you have serious problems
@maddykasky09
@maddykasky09 9 дней назад
how is beating women and kidnapping and rape a ladies man. Please tell me what’s wrong with you
@joana.alexandria
@joana.alexandria 11 месяцев назад
Citizen: "in my opinion..." Indonesia government: 👊👊👊👊
@Outoflogic69
@Outoflogic69 Год назад
Alternate title How ted bundy picked girls
@8eyes
@8eyes Год назад
That boy truly couldn't take no for a answer.
@uchihakeqing2645
@uchihakeqing2645 Год назад
Wei shen*
@marxi1511
@marxi1511 Год назад
Wasn't he into guys or sumthng?
@alt-rightguy3020
@alt-rightguy3020 Год назад
​@@8eyeshe was a based man. I mean he was killing objects not women. If I remember correcttly he focused on prostitutes?
@kylelord754
@kylelord754 Год назад
ted bundy victims were flirting with him though, he was a flirter and then he killed them when they were alone
@akshayjayakumar7172
@akshayjayakumar7172 Год назад
I just didn't think he would literally "pick up" the girl lol
@bowiehunter
@bowiehunter Год назад
technically he didn't, that's more grabbing, pushing, and politely asking her to lay down in the trunk.
@O.LEO.N
@O.LEO.N Год назад
​@@bowiehunter Yep. Except, you're wrong about the "politely" part of course 🤣
@bowiehunter
@bowiehunter Год назад
@@O.LEO.N nah, totally polite
@PRESIDENT_LEMON
@PRESIDENT_LEMON Год назад
@@O.LEO.NI’m my opinion he was being nicer than she deserved
@maddykasky09
@maddykasky09 Месяц назад
@@bowiehunter weird rpst
@andystegall7407
@andystegall7407 11 месяцев назад
This is how i met my wife
@maddykasky09
@maddykasky09 9 дней назад
ofc because you are a rpst
@arandomuser8120
@arandomuser8120 Год назад
Amazing tutorial! I just got my girlfriend but she's screaming and yelling for the word "help" right now, so i had to put her to my basement, great tip tho!
@paellaking9007
@paellaking9007 Год назад
Very effective, worked for Bundy too!
@latinogamer1012
@latinogamer1012 Год назад
How to pick up girls: Mom: give her flowers Dad: say something funny to rizz her up Creepy uncle:
@Artobacco
@Artobacco Год назад
Grandpa:
@reaverthebeaver
@reaverthebeaver Год назад
Creepy, violent uncle Grandpa:
@faleilham8334
@faleilham8334 Год назад
Your neighbor with Big Black Ding-dong :
@Artobacco
@Artobacco Год назад
@@faleilham8334people that sleep on the warm side of the pillow:
@piotrmcavish7322
@piotrmcavish7322 Год назад
@@Artobacco No delete your comment
@FunnyRedemption
@FunnyRedemption Год назад
I tried this in real life, I got arrested for no reason
@lllIlIIllIIl
@lllIlIIllIIl Год назад
can't believe they now have wifi inside the jail
@ananda1585
@ananda1585 Год назад
Can't believe they gave your phone back in jail
@FunnyRedemption
@FunnyRedemption Год назад
@@lllIlIIllIIl Yeah, we have 5G
@WomanAbductor
@WomanAbductor 7 дней назад
@@FunnyRedemption “The justice system is corrupt.” bro 😢
@cameronmuise14
@cameronmuise14 9 месяцев назад
My crush: "I only date bad boys" Me:
@maddykasky09
@maddykasky09 9 месяцев назад
You just admitted to being a rpist suck fk human
@cimoon3946
@cimoon3946 6 месяцев назад
@@maddykasky09bro there was no r*pe in the video, just a girl getting kidnapped
@MimonJesus67
@MimonJesus67 Год назад
what a gentleman
@raider9784
@raider9784 Год назад
Me: "how do I pick up girls?" Google: "Treat them with respect" Bing:
@lautarosebastian3955
@lautarosebastian3955 Год назад
If this is Bing what would recommend Duck duck Go
@vlad7269
@vlad7269 Год назад
copypasta
@papa_rambo
@papa_rambo 9 месяцев назад
Most romantic man in Hong Kong
@CarlJohnson-kf4nl
@CarlJohnson-kf4nl Год назад
Thank you bro, now I‘m in jail
@gaming.1089
@gaming.1089 Год назад
Woman Acquired 👍
@blackwatch2516
@blackwatch2516 Год назад
this one had me laughing on the ground
@PRESIDENT_LEMON
@PRESIDENT_LEMON Год назад
Dinner will be ready soon
@VR-F
@VR-F Год назад
Free washing machine
@PRESIDENT_LEMON
@PRESIDENT_LEMON Год назад
@@VR-F and a free meal
@rudhra5957
@rudhra5957 Год назад
Next objective: Take her home, put her in the basement !
@TriggerPlayz
@TriggerPlayz Год назад
Sleeping dogs features is very insane 😏
@christiansantamaria7233
@christiansantamaria7233 Год назад
Holyy shit wtf i never played this game and im doing research cause its on sale for 5 bucks (defentive edition) and this short alone has me sold !
@gabrielsiberianrifleman7358
Buying it rn
@ishangimhan6112
@ishangimhan6112 Год назад
it's a great game
@jermaineabrantes9626
@jermaineabrantes9626 Год назад
Buy it if you haven't yet
@matthewjones39
@matthewjones39 Год назад
Even off sale, it’s worth the price. All the dlc is included too.
@bielff5130
@bielff5130 Год назад
Qual o nome do jogo seus feioso?
@punani_tsunami69
@punani_tsunami69 Год назад
your mail order wife may come with some slight damage
@MusicVideosLyrics_MVL
@MusicVideosLyrics_MVL Год назад
"I'm sorry, you're too kind". Her choice :
@aveteranplayer6403
@aveteranplayer6403 Год назад
"equal rights, equal fights"
@maddykasky09
@maddykasky09 3 месяца назад
this woman was being kidnapped, which isn’t right in anyway equal rights equal fights means to defend yourself in this woman was being kidnapped and has done nothing wrong. You’re just a misogynist.
@maddykasky09
@maddykasky09 9 дней назад
why are you making fun of serious things? This woman was kidnapped and beaten she never attacked him or anything. What do you mean equal rights equal fights
@Alex001-d9f
@Alex001-d9f Год назад
Picking up girls in Ohio:
@damasca5460
@damasca5460 Год назад
Explain?
@dbz9393
@dbz9393 Год назад
Picking up girls in Detroit :
@Alex001-d9f
@Alex001-d9f Год назад
Oh we're not doing Ohio memes anymore
@ViolentCabbage-ym7ko
@ViolentCabbage-ym7ko 11 месяцев назад
@@Alex001-d9f Says who. Ohio is the capital of meme world
@doinkz333
@doinkz333 11 месяцев назад
​@@ViolentCabbage-ym7ko you wouldnt come here outta state and talk to people in columbus like this or we'd put yo az in the trunk bruh😂
@taimanslaughter4471
@taimanslaughter4471 Год назад
+100,000 Social Credit👍🥴🤫🥳😼🤑😎
@84D80Y.
@84D80Y. 8 месяцев назад
Rejection hits too hard for wei😂 then this happened
@Acf9394
@Acf9394 11 месяцев назад
Thanks it worked
@kelvinsingh1936
@kelvinsingh1936 Год назад
Guess she never met her bf 🤣🤣🤣
@Callagwhan
@Callagwhan Год назад
I did this to Amanda And brought her to apartment 😂
@xxmodzhaxsxx7910
@xxmodzhaxsxx7910 Год назад
I Brought her to a dock and threw her in the ocean
@pasta3159
@pasta3159 11 месяцев назад
you cannot do that in gta 5…
@Callagwhan
@Callagwhan 11 месяцев назад
Amanda is in sleeping dogs
@pasta3159
@pasta3159 11 месяцев назад
@@Callagwhan oh…… amanda cartwright. my bad.
@maddykasky09
@maddykasky09 Месяц назад
@@Callagwhan weird rpst
@H33333
@H33333 Год назад
What a gentleman
@aidenvargas1449
@aidenvargas1449 Год назад
Bro got that lightskin rizz 💀
@M4DAttack
@M4DAttack 8 месяцев назад
The Asian Rizz
@Autistic_Cl0wn
@Autistic_Cl0wn Год назад
The Ted Bundy Approach
@user-pw8sj5nr4x
@user-pw8sj5nr4x Год назад
I heard some Cantonese: "哇!份早餐畀狗食就差唔多”, which means:"bruh, this breakfast is better to get eaten by dog"
@adnan_hazim
@adnan_hazim Год назад
I got a "Wow! A breakfast is as good as a dog" by Google Translate. 🙄🙄
@AmanVerma-qh9jv
@AmanVerma-qh9jv Год назад
​@@adnan_hazim google spitting fax
@user-pw8sj5nr4x
@user-pw8sj5nr4x Год назад
​​​@@adnan_hazim huh? you don't know that google translate can't translate Cantonese properly right? 🙄🙄🙄
@adnan_hazim
@adnan_hazim Год назад
@@user-pw8sj5nr4x Yes I do. That's why I made that reply in the first place. Google Translate can be comically awkward sometimes.
@afdalridwan3813
@afdalridwan3813 Год назад
@@user-pw8sj5nr4x There's many canton in Indonesia
@ziggamon
@ziggamon 26 дней назад
"GET IN THE CAR MARIE! GET IN THE FUCKING CAR!"
@Averagetuber324
@Averagetuber324 7 месяцев назад
This is best way for making a girl friend
@adhishpandit4660
@adhishpandit4660 Год назад
Works irl too
@jwsb350
@jwsb350 Год назад
when she said 位內閣看守內閣與看守內閣有苦苦苦苦內閣官員告訴你, i felt that 😔
@zen-gamer01
@zen-gamer01 Год назад
I had a f**king stroke reading the translation for this shit
@AmanVerma-qh9jv
@AmanVerma-qh9jv Год назад
​@@zen-gamer01 lmao
@marliks3642
@marliks3642 3 месяца назад
That's what I call a good lifehack
@ravez2302
@ravez2302 8 месяцев назад
好好看這部遊戲我3歲開始玩很搞笑,但是沈威將按摩女士放在白色的車關在車廂裏!😂😂
@JRSRLN
@JRSRLN Год назад
I completely forgot you can kidnap people in this game 😂 I need to play this again.
@poojeshk.s5570
@poojeshk.s5570 Год назад
Seems like he almost killed her 😂
@jameskastle599
@jameskastle599 Год назад
She ll be fine
@PRESIDENT_LEMON
@PRESIDENT_LEMON Год назад
The killing happens 32 hours from now.
@officiallilsideshow
@officiallilsideshow 2 месяца назад
Damn that trunk head slam
@paulokalaydjian5131
@paulokalaydjian5131 Год назад
Bro just committed a war crime and got away with it 💀
@knotty_official
@knotty_official Год назад
GTA ChinaTown 😂
@blackpigeon4743
@blackpigeon4743 Год назад
Yeaas
@ethandesanta5404
@ethandesanta5404 Год назад
We don’t talk about Chinatown.
@icehoof
@icehoof Год назад
GTA Chinatown was a really fun game to me back then But this game has, well, an entire extra dimension compared to that game
@aetius7139
@aetius7139 Год назад
​@@ethandesanta5404 one thing I dont like is the driving. Take getting used too. Apart from that the minigame mechanic and story is great.
@crashpal
@crashpal Год назад
​@@icehoof psp version was the best
@ChronoTriggerHappy
@ChronoTriggerHappy Год назад
im terrible, that escalated so fast i couldnt help laughing
@blast4uff429
@blast4uff429 5 месяцев назад
Bro didn't even hesitate
@priyanshchauhan475
@priyanshchauhan475 9 месяцев назад
I didn't expect it to be so brutal
@Buugzy
@Buugzy Год назад
I’ll make sure to take notes.
@porshprix4286
@porshprix4286 Год назад
chloroform and rope
@piper8706
@piper8706 Год назад
Most normal day in Germany:
@danielpeckham5520
@danielpeckham5520 7 месяцев назад
Woah, damn, Grand Theft Auto isn't even that extreme
@user-vd9pf6pu3o
@user-vd9pf6pu3o 4 месяца назад
'let's go bake some cookies boyyys'
@GNDagatt
@GNDagatt Год назад
Still a better love story than twilight...
@Ragnarok182
@Ragnarok182 Год назад
Well that escalated quickly...
@nikto7297
@nikto7297 3 месяца назад
Bro got the kidnapping murderous psychopathic rizz
@-rannithewitch-
@-rannithewitch- Год назад
Can confirm as a girl myself this definitely works and u should try it on every girl u see
@maddykasky09
@maddykasky09 Месяц назад
You’re just pretending to be a guy and you’re definitely a weird rpst
@Mr.NobodyPlays
@Mr.NobodyPlays Год назад
Bro left her speechless
@michaellorah9051
@michaellorah9051 7 месяцев назад
"Wei Shen, you have such a way with words."
@thatonedude932
@thatonedude932 3 месяца назад
“Yeah I got rizz” Bros rizz:
@bradleysmith9352
@bradleysmith9352 10 месяцев назад
Wei really knows how to hit on a girl
@keybladewielder9425
@keybladewielder9425 Год назад
My great grandfather telling me how he married my great grandmother
@PRESIDENT_LEMON
@PRESIDENT_LEMON Год назад
My grandfather told me this is how he kept his freezers full
@rinumonreji5142
@rinumonreji5142 Год назад
Ahh.... Sleeping dogs...... Still one of my favorite games
@CarlosTeixeiraCosta
@CarlosTeixeiraCosta 8 месяцев назад
Eu faço isso e depois atiro o carro ao mar muito divertido 😊
@udvassharma9527
@udvassharma9527 Год назад
He knows it very well that's how his mum was kidnapped and ...
@royalbh1301
@royalbh1301 Год назад
Dad how can I get girl friend? Dad : first you need some car Oh for freedom to commute anywhere she need to go? Dad : NO..
@Vopraan
@Vopraan 8 дней назад
"And that's how I met your mother."
@atakankorkut3946
@atakankorkut3946 Год назад
Bro took " stealing your girl " way too seriously😂
@Ksag20059
@Ksag20059 2 года назад
Thanks 4 advice
@noskope69xx84
@noskope69xx84 Год назад
Thank you,ima try this irl if it works
@lostfound2767
@lostfound2767 Год назад
Wassup bro
@lostfound2767
@lostfound2767 Год назад
Are u alive
@noskope69xx84
@noskope69xx84 Год назад
@@lostfound2767 it works
@Xerxez.
@Xerxez. Год назад
His infinite rizz made her fall asleep
@PRESIDENT_LEMON
@PRESIDENT_LEMON Год назад
And the trunk lid helped
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