How to use the "I have $16,000" 

Nautilus same 😂😂😂

SAME LMFAO

Boi

Like real recoil

@@dylancangie2161 then look at your profile pic

lol

works with the new awp too

buy a decoy throw it in mid buy another decoy do the same

if only valve didn't changed the negev's sound

Nah u can just toss the negev around in spawn for everyone to get their two decoys, has the same effect if you are on a budget LUL

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You predicted Hit or Miss

200 QI

Steve Smook I also thought that

logic. but not in Standoff 2

Two likes huh

Why is this so unpopular? Lol

What the fuck

Csgogenie _69 because he wasnt that famous back when he said this

Thanks didn’t even know

*_the negev is now the price of a scout..._*

M248

2000 dollars

@@Akszew 1700$

It was

+Starboy Very soon ;)

HOLY FUCK YOU REPLIED TO ME BRUH U MADE MY LIFE XDDDD

Starboy also, it's how he named the video

More like "1700 laser" lol

WildGaming123 u right

Modern Tutorials101 wtf do you mean the new one is laser beam

negev is truly alive

Jay Okayop Not really It makes you slower than a snail The recoil isnt even uncontrollable, just shoots around the place you ain no matter what

yep rip laz0r

megaleon crazed lol the new negev is op

Yeah like wtf :D

clipazine

it uses the glockteen eleven fully assault clipazine

you got triggered lmfao.

Meme Lord yeah im pretty sure it uses the same clip as the mauser gewehr 98...

Christoffer Lantz oh

i get it lol

Christoffer Lantz lmao

How did he do that?

Christoffer LAZY PURPLE

RamblingFish42 XxX they changed it tho

facepalm to valve for what? Actually making the negev better than what it used to be, A shitty gun that nobody used?

Are you ok?

Not as fast boiiiiiii

Slezovic Semir Tru Tru

More like R6 recoil 😂

2:07 the bullet magicly went to the wall

Mr gamer 1929 moving makes your gun more inaccurate with basically every gun

k1ngr3aper443 That was an awesome match :D

and A molly, he, smoke and a flashbang instead of 2 flasbangs as he did in the video. Oh and a knife since that also costs money. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Can't forget that Zeus!

I use the r8 :c

Jacket well... me too

Everyone throw 5 decoys for our negevs in tunnels!

Mat Bakarich the negev isnt though

Ritwik Sharma chaboy

Ritwik Sharma chayyboy

Ritwik Sharma

fucking pewdiepie

TaCCine lol

$2000 laser beam i hate and love this game

@@Jörmungandr645 1700$ laser beam

0:45 if some1 didn't see it

its funny if they only spam on warmup/buy time, rest is annoying especially in competitive. i want to rank up but i cant concentrate and hear shit because instead of footsteps and team info, i need to hear fucking vine compilation 2016 9gag earrape version

He is talking about casual

TEAM FORTREST TWOOOO

“Limited time”

@@michaellyga4726 Lol yeah that did not age well did it

im dying haha

Toke-9

Fnatec-9

Maxwell Redfield think you're salty

You mean 1700😂

I see it too but come on

After editing this for 6 hours, I was at the outro and thought "ah fuck it, who's going to notice"

i dont care, your content is great, a little mistake like that shouldn't make anyone dislike you, anyone could make that mistake, we are human after all

DSR Gaming it's a joke

im trying to be supportive

Rightfully so...

Tappajaav All in good fun

TheOneWayDown The losing team probably have different perception of good fun

yeah but who gives a shit what they think?

why does it matter what he's against? scared you're going to offend him with a negev? either way the whole video's a joke so chill.

Captain E-Chan No XD

Dwight Fairfield hey man, your original comment seems as if you're scared he might think less of you for buying a negev on last round, which quite frankly is pretty irrelevant regardless, but k.

Dj Memestar Why are anyone other than the guy I'm pointing the question at even responding? I know he probably isn't gonna reply but still, this comment has gotten 5 likes and 4 replies on a question I'm asking the author of the video :/ All I wanted to know was if he made the video because, although he is making a joke out of it, mad at people who use negevs. All I wanted to know... And somehow a discussion comes out of it, I guess opinions are like buttholes, everybody's got one, and sometimes they get filled up *Ba dum tss*

Who the fuck is filling up an opinion? that doesn't even make sense... I'd ask who's filling up your ass too but quite frankly I really don't want to know and it's completely irrelevant.

@@resaresaresa3800 next year it will be -5700$

@@BayRetro lol

too much money to be wasted on also for the fact that now its $1700 this joke changed its owner

also the slowest walk speed with it

cant remember original song name plz halppp

Better known as Darude - Sandstorm but Awolnation - Sail works aswell

Boomfunk MCs - Freestyler

***** Awolnation - Sail works Goat remix but which one :O

You suggested a song that was better than the one he was asking for. Nice.

Musturd Fiori kek

he did

Musturd Fiori Do you still have the free real estate offer?

yes y wouldnt I

Fucking racist kekphobes

Thepigmaster belt* maybe pay attention to the weapon someone is talking about before you are so eager to say "dur hur it's a mag"

Plus One Momkey yes i know it's a belt for this specific weapon. But in general he says "clip" instead of Magazine. loads people even call it Box magazine. So i wasn't wrong, was i?

Thepigmaster Not a box mag its a belt case lol

JARXAVIER2112 better than saying "clip"

Assault Clipazine

gtfo with your idiot religion

+ravash96 yes.. my religion must be the problem, allahu akabar my friend your religion is better

So because i tell you to fuck off with your religion you think i'm a muslim? this is why I said "idiot" relgion. It is because you are all idiots who think you are better than everyone. Just because you believe in some made up character doesnt mean we are all stupid enough to do so. But maybe that's the point , to keep you all stupid so they can control you like puppets.

too long, didn't read.. make a shorter version

you're an idiot