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How Women Put On Cream 

Michael McIntyre
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From Michael's DVD Special Hello Wembley
Watch Michael's stand up comedy special Showman, streaming now on Netflix!
www.netflix.com/title/8125897...
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Website: www.michaelmcintyre.co.uk/
Facebook: / themichaelmcintyre
Twitter: @McInTweet

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@andrewwebb3431
@andrewwebb3431 3 года назад
It's scary that we're closer to Michael returning the cream in 2029 than him buying it in 2009.
@kaiburling3000
@kaiburling3000 3 года назад
Deep
@ARI-kn3wz
@ARI-kn3wz 3 года назад
Exactly what I was thinking omg I wanna go back 😭😭😭
@wolfy4734
@wolfy4734 3 года назад
@@kaiburling3000 are you deep?
@kaiburling3000
@kaiburling3000 3 года назад
@@wolfy4734 idk what that means
@wolfy4734
@wolfy4734 3 года назад
@@kaiburling3000 exactly.
@Tajemni3
@Tajemni3 3 года назад
This stage is too small for him, he needs more space to talk
@CO1850
@CO1850 3 года назад
He needs to do his routine in the round. He could walk in circles.
@marlene-rr2ih
@marlene-rr2ih 3 года назад
LOL
@sir_lafsalot
@sir_lafsalot 3 года назад
Let's just appreciate how smoothly he transitions from subject to subject🤩😂
@charluvstrue
@charluvstrue 3 года назад
Absolutely right
@mandywilkinson4535
@mandywilkinson4535 3 года назад
Yea he is the best at it
@sandimurphy5149
@sandimurphy5149 3 года назад
"I'm a bit camp myself" Me looking at the picture he picked for RU-vid: you don't say..
@tobzdav6941
@tobzdav6941 3 года назад
No matter who you are, this man will be able to make you laugh
@Joe-vp8fy
@Joe-vp8fy 3 года назад
I'm gonna swiiiiiiiiiing from the chandeleeeiiir
@AutomaticDuck300
@AutomaticDuck300 3 года назад
Eh, somewhat
@justsomeguy3224
@justsomeguy3224 3 года назад
Yeah no matter how many times I watch him I still laugh
@PoliticalWonderland
@PoliticalWonderland 3 года назад
He’s my favorite!
@Michele-pt6uw
@Michele-pt6uw 3 года назад
The one about the dentist is hilarious 😂
@redwolfofkaermorhan5736
@redwolfofkaermorhan5736 3 года назад
When I need to laugh and forget about the world for a moment, I turn to him. Amazing guy!
@ashiqueamanulla1188
@ashiqueamanulla1188 3 года назад
Effortlessly beautiful word
@carolynworthington8996
@carolynworthington8996 3 года назад
Kathryn smith Yes!
@b2bconnectnow
@b2bconnectnow 3 года назад
100% cheers you up on a miserable day!!! :-) LOVE him
@ursulaq3653
@ursulaq3653 3 года назад
Same here!
@charluvstrue
@charluvstrue 3 года назад
Same here love him!!♡
@LunasofficialMum
@LunasofficialMum 3 года назад
Imagine being married to someone like Michael. Never a dry day.
@rainacherienne1010
@rainacherienne1010 Год назад
This is a stage and he is at work, check what Sebastian Maniscallco’s wife said that she wishes he would be at home as his stage persona.
@Black.Sabbath
@Black.Sabbath Год назад
Nope, I like him on stage and that's about it.
@angelnunnart
@angelnunnart Год назад
Yeah, he'd probably be a bit anyone tbb
@DavidSeymour-he4mj
@DavidSeymour-he4mj 7 месяцев назад
Or a very wet day every day
@lianjiayang196
@lianjiayang196 Месяц назад
yeah
@bigpirateof
@bigpirateof 3 года назад
What‘s mind blowing in Michael‘s comedy is the fact that it is common to everyone which makes it easy for the audience to relate to it and imagine themselves in his situation, thing that makes them laugh more 🤣😂😂. The attention to the details is as well astonishing and could only come from the mind of someone who is extremely intelligent. I wish I could see him one day perform in Germany. I won’t miss it for sure.
@sarahturner9562
@sarahturner9562 3 года назад
Yes his comedy skit on cooking spices very clever and funny as
@alainaatk.6210
@alainaatk.6210 3 года назад
Only 9 years left until Michael has to buy his wife the miracle cream
@katiekat4457
@katiekat4457 3 года назад
Alaina Atk. Nope. Nine more years until he has to return the cream his wife bought 20 years ago for not working. That's what made the joke funny.
@restdaycovers
@restdaycovers 3 года назад
i wonder if he still has the receipt - in better condition than the wrinkles
@charluvstrue
@charluvstrue 3 года назад
His wife will never need miracle cream... she's gorgeous
@wintertontoday
@wintertontoday Год назад
7 now!! 😍😍😍
@joeblack3036
@joeblack3036 3 года назад
I love this guy, he's got such a positive energy about him. Not just because he's a comedian, like I mean in real life I can just imagine this guy running round the house with his kids and making his wife and friends belly laugh. Never change Micheal
@ittakesallkinds809
@ittakesallkinds809 3 года назад
Where does the man get his energy?! I want some. I remember reading a comment that said imagine being the guy that operates the spotlight!
@carolynworthington8996
@carolynworthington8996 3 года назад
It Takes All Kinds Spotlight guy needs energy too!
@Jack-er1sc
@Jack-er1sc 3 года назад
I'd love to! That sounds awesome!
@ittakesallkinds809
@ittakesallkinds809 3 года назад
@@Jack-er1sc Yes, I think so too.
@kitty6720
@kitty6720 3 года назад
Hahahhaha. True!
@cargo077
@cargo077 3 года назад
How can one human being be this hilarious
@mena94x3
@mena94x3 3 года назад
9:53 . . . He should’ve said “Hello, my name is Ackle Ackinacker.”
@requestcontainsinvalidargu185
@requestcontainsinvalidargu185 3 года назад
This guy has the kind of delivery where if you didnt even catch the joke fully it is still funny because of the way he executes it.
@rafimd1823
@rafimd1823 3 года назад
The only bad thing about this video is it ends
@benedictwb
@benedictwb 3 года назад
when he said in twenty years time in 2029, makes you feel hella old
@dmittleman9757
@dmittleman9757 3 года назад
This guy would be amazing in voice acting.
@elizabethduval7562
@elizabethduval7562 3 года назад
This is seriously the funniest man i have ever listened to... every single joke lands...wow.
@PammieGonzalez
@PammieGonzalez 3 года назад
It's so true about trying on clothes. I know I've been in a dressing room squatting to see if the pants stretch enough! So funny.
@rainacherienne1010
@rainacherienne1010 Год назад
That reminds me that once upon a time I used to shop for clothes in person.
@nicolarollinson4381
@nicolarollinson4381 3 года назад
I can imagine that Michael is one of the rare comedians who isn't also manic depressive. The dazzling twinkle in his eye tells me that. What a lovely man.
@live_troublemaker
@live_troublemaker 3 года назад
Sarah Millican too!
@nicolarollinson4381
@nicolarollinson4381 3 года назад
@@live_troublemaker yesss 😊👍🏼
@live_troublemaker
@live_troublemaker 3 года назад
Also, Greg Davies 🙂
@uncreativeranter
@uncreativeranter 2 года назад
He couid be as depressed and suicidal like Robin Williams and you wouldn't notice it.
@nicolarollinson4381
@nicolarollinson4381 2 года назад
@@uncreativeranter very true
@emilysmith1157
@emilysmith1157 3 года назад
This was filmed in 2009 if ur wondering lol
@naomiarram5187
@naomiarram5187 3 года назад
That makes sense according to the year he gives for 20 years down the road, but it doesn't look like it's from 11 years ago
@shananalexander9789
@shananalexander9789 3 года назад
He is so sweet and funny. My daughter has been living in England for awhile now and has tried to get tickets but she can’t because he is so popular that he is always sold out. Now she is going to Montana in two weeks and she never got to see him 😢. When she got to England I started looking up everything British. He popped up first and I started watching him. After awhile I messaged my daughter to tell her about him. She said that she found him and he became her favorite. She is going to miss England. It became her home, and now...God Bless everyone and please stay safe 💖💖💖. Thank you Michael McIntyre. We’re still going to watch you on RU-vid.
@carolinemaynard8283
@carolinemaynard8283 Год назад
So clever and hilarious. Ordinary everyday things and Michael makes them soooo funny. The trying on shoes walk … 🤣🤣🤣 all of it made me lol 😂
@mvl71
@mvl71 3 года назад
Someone please make a GIF of the suit thing. Not sure how and when I'm going to need it but there's got to be a use for it.
@Car_and_classic_lover
@Car_and_classic_lover 3 года назад
Every day i have skin😂😂
@bucwhovian8305
@bucwhovian8305 3 года назад
Really? every day! Wish my skin was as reliable. Some mornings I just wake up and I’m like “oh skin! Where have you pissed to now?”
@Car_and_classic_lover
@Car_and_classic_lover 3 года назад
@@bucwhovian8305 Guess Iam one of the lucky ones haha
@1980StarWarsGuy
@1980StarWarsGuy 3 года назад
Wait, You have skin?
@Car_and_classic_lover
@Car_and_classic_lover 3 года назад
@@1980StarWarsGuy Haha
@astrojames5770
@astrojames5770 3 года назад
Skin? What's that?
@georgiewalker1069
@georgiewalker1069 3 года назад
So many laughs watching Michael. He is such a clever comedian. It’s my dream to see him live. Thanks from South Africa 🇿🇦
@irene-marivanderwalt9731
@irene-marivanderwalt9731 3 года назад
Hi fellow South African ❤️
@Anastasia-hu3me
@Anastasia-hu3me 3 года назад
It is obvious that he does a lot of people watching. A favorite and entertaining past-time. LOL
@CO1850
@CO1850 3 года назад
I worked at the cosmetic counter in the '80s, it was exactly what he said; "How much makeup can I get on my face by the end of the day?".
@annebiebrich9155
@annebiebrich9155 Год назад
This man is hysterical!! I just love him!! He gets me laughing so hard !
@ruthie1562
@ruthie1562 3 года назад
He is hilarious and so iconic
@rosemarygriffin2184
@rosemarygriffin2184 3 года назад
What I love about Michael, us the way he can make comedy, out of every day things, that we already know, and are true! Well done, it's a great talent to have!
@luciefahy9989
@luciefahy9989 3 года назад
When your having a shitty day I love him he makes you laugh.
@littlep.6957
@littlep.6957 2 года назад
I am really liking this guy. What makes him successful, for me anyways, is that his material is very relatable.
@fcturner
@fcturner Год назад
“The toe is in the toe section” 😂
@lorrainepearson4150
@lorrainepearson4150 8 месяцев назад
This man has gotta be one of the funniest comedians of all time , he never fails to make people laugh 😂 love it
@helloimarabbit4083
@helloimarabbit4083 3 года назад
One of the people that gave me the confidence to make up my own jokes and make me think I have a shot at being a comedian.
@VRDennis
@VRDennis 3 года назад
How can anyone give this a thumbs down. This man is super funny
@lucy.9313
@lucy.9313 3 года назад
Amazingly talented.
@Prophetic_Piano
@Prophetic_Piano 3 года назад
Are you talking about Michael McIntyre or the spotlight person... or both?
@Adslx5454
@Adslx5454 2 года назад
What's special is , I can watch these again and again to laugh more each time
@JonathanS-cq1nv
@JonathanS-cq1nv 4 месяца назад
Except the norweigan hotel room
@jamesadam6134
@jamesadam6134 3 года назад
Does anyone else hear the wierd laugh at 9:08
@mandauk832
@mandauk832 3 года назад
Lol yes sounds like one of those dolls that you had to tip it a little to make it talk always sounded creepy 😂
@caoimhepettard5607
@caoimhepettard5607 3 года назад
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA THIS MADE ME SCREAM 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ambercurtis4619
@ambercurtis4619 3 года назад
Oh my god yess
@chesterlester5770
@chesterlester5770 3 года назад
And at 3:45
@marilynseptember21
@marilynseptember21 3 года назад
No, I'm at 1.24
@ashleytkl3036
@ashleytkl3036 3 года назад
This is the first time that I've watched him. He made me smile from the start. What a joy. I truly needed that. Thank you for doing this and bringing lightness and laughter to many! Subscribed and created a playlist for this too😉.."Laughter the Best Medicine".
@genevievekathryn7857
@genevievekathryn7857 3 года назад
I didn't dare take a sip of my coffee I was laughing so much!
@gardenjoy5223
@gardenjoy5223 2 года назад
What a delightful man! Love, that he is kind and authentic, even though his job is exaggerating everything out of scale. The heart of truth in it makes it so relatable. To me he is the best comedian on the planet.
@gbpharte8345
@gbpharte8345 3 года назад
This guy cracks me up differently im crying with laughter 😂😂😂 just what I needed to pick me back up "Michael you the man" 😘
@owenroberts1751
@owenroberts1751 3 года назад
If I'm not satisfied with it in twenty years time in going to return it. I'm not going to be going back to the store in 2029 to return it. All I'm going to say is, WOW, it's been eleven years ago nice this was live
@johnstriker480
@johnstriker480 3 года назад
Michael McIntyre & Mr. Bean....... CLASSIC!
@yishax5045
@yishax5045 3 года назад
omg i love him my coffee nearly came out through my nose hahahaha
@janetwest231
@janetwest231 Год назад
The best comedians are observers of people. He does this to perfection.
@soulsaara
@soulsaara 2 года назад
Cry-laughing through the whole thing! Absolute highlights for me the Clarins-make up woman, camp jokes and the whole shopping trip😂
@spidey1100
@spidey1100 3 года назад
"This guy had an ARROW on his head!" Ah fuck, the fire nation attacked me when he said that.
@cherie9928
@cherie9928 3 года назад
Hysterical!!- Michael never fails to bring everday situations to the stage!💕
@timmydacheese9962
@timmydacheese9962 3 года назад
To whoever reads this have a great day and you’re awesome the way you are
@emilyalcorn3547
@emilyalcorn3547 3 года назад
Thank You... I needed to hear that 😊
@nachi2691
@nachi2691 3 года назад
Thank you.. You too ❤️
@nothankyou3885
@nothankyou3885 3 года назад
Wtf 😂
@katiekat4457
@katiekat4457 3 года назад
Dien M That's a creepy response. No offense.
@kathleen109
@kathleen109 3 года назад
Thank you. And you obviously are, too, to think of others.
@lfmccune
@lfmccune 3 года назад
Thank you, Michael McIntyre! I have not had a true belly laugh in far too long. I needed this!
@Weeflowerofscotland
@Weeflowerofscotland Год назад
Everything he says is so accurate 😂😂😂
@Suzan_Baddar
@Suzan_Baddar Год назад
He is the best comedians ever. So funny, and very creative. His jokes are related to you, despite of your diffrent culture and diffrent background. .
@rutharia6809
@rutharia6809 Год назад
Thank you Michael Hesus you make me laugh 😂
@sonalagarwal6934
@sonalagarwal6934 Год назад
Oh I love you, I love you I love you I love you. You are the best comedian in the whole wide world. God bless you and I am so glad I discovered you
@htmc2022
@htmc2022 Месяц назад
“The cat will love them!”😂😂😂
@daisywhitbourn9036
@daisywhitbourn9036 3 года назад
Love this guy❤️
@marybrewster1693
@marybrewster1693 3 года назад
Just love him..He always cracks me up !!
@ioannisdrosos3619
@ioannisdrosos3619 2 года назад
I started watching his videos 2 days ago and I have laughed more than ever !!!
@lindachandler2349
@lindachandler2349 2 года назад
Incredibly funny, observant and gifted man
@maya2805
@maya2805 3 года назад
What an icon 💜💛
@vedashreekulkarni8651
@vedashreekulkarni8651 3 года назад
Everyday I have skin 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
@artiste9357
@artiste9357 2 года назад
He's like real life cartoon just speed walking around on stage and breathing loudly 🤣😂
@sharlondsilva
@sharlondsilva 3 года назад
Gosh. He is spot on in his observations
@b2bconnectnow
@b2bconnectnow 3 года назад
OMG he cracks me up so much!!!! :-) could watch him all day!!! :-)
@Tejvir7
@Tejvir7 3 года назад
Michael: I can’t see what you see Audience:🤣😂😂😆😂😆🤣😂😆😂😂🤣
@lesleybrookes5022
@lesleybrookes5022 Год назад
I just love this man
@abornbuyer
@abornbuyer Год назад
I find the more I watch Michael's videos and the topics he talks about I can relate to practically everyone of them. Which I have never done with another comedian before. What an awesome entertainer! Those you can relate to are the funniest ones IMO!
@RedLemonade.
@RedLemonade. 3 года назад
totally relate to the women who work over the counter selling beauty products, like the products are on display we don't want ur faces too!
@maddieck1999
@maddieck1999 9 месяцев назад
He's so accurate about the creaming. I use so much body butter cream every night. Good for the skin.
@charlottecolley8713
@charlottecolley8713 2 года назад
Ha! Ha! Ha! You are just SO OOOO FUNNY AND ADORABLE!!! 😂🤣😅
@760mom
@760mom Год назад
Thank you internet for the suggestion. I'm lovng this
@Mel_Issa_143
@Mel_Issa_143 Год назад
I just want to thank you from the bottom of my heart ❤️ going thru a rough patch & I’ve turned to your page the last few days to lift my spirits. To take my mind off of things. You are hilarious and I LOVE your presentation 🤣
@charlottecolley8713
@charlottecolley8713 2 года назад
Just love you for the smiles and giggles you give me.... !
@marymcdonald3778
@marymcdonald3778 3 года назад
Thanks for the laughs. I really needed them!
@ahmaddriver6721
@ahmaddriver6721 3 года назад
Absolutely genius. This man is awwwesome
@kauffrau6764
@kauffrau6764 Год назад
IT's all true! And the delivery is brilliant! This guy is one of the funniest comedians I have ever seen!
@sharmeenhaque7898
@sharmeenhaque7898 3 года назад
I'm leaving backwards 😂😂😂
@RandomWolf
@RandomWolf 3 года назад
This is what I'll say next time I get a haircut. 😁
@DoubleDeckerAnton
@DoubleDeckerAnton 3 года назад
Michael can turn any topic, into something hilarious...!!!
@teenietoad
@teenietoad 3 года назад
uhm... avatar the last airbender arrow?
@donnapalmeri905
@donnapalmeri905 3 года назад
LOL!! Love your comedy,Michael!!! More please!!!!
@guitarman0365
@guitarman0365 3 года назад
pretty sure touching the toe area of the shoe is just habit from seeing our parents do it constantly for when it was actually viable to see how much room you could grow into it. Nobody wants to keep buying shoes if they can make a pair last longer versus a pair that is cramping your toes and prevents growth rendering that pair useless soon. That habit sticks with many people even when they grow up and their feet no longer grow anymore but it's just ingrained behavior.
@breakfastattiffanys741
@breakfastattiffanys741 3 года назад
I think you will find MANY people like buying new shoes.... even if they have 7 pairs already.
@bighitlyric3991
@bighitlyric3991 2 года назад
Actually your feet never stop growing. At some point it's no long noticable but they grow. I forget if that's the only thing that continues to grow
@SteelTreeGone
@SteelTreeGone 3 года назад
He’s so funny , I enjoy watching him
@curoseba5363
@curoseba5363 2 года назад
I love his laugh. This guy is awesome.
@nicolepowell5470
@nicolepowell5470 3 года назад
I love the little mirrors in shoe shops, makes sense to me.
@alexandrav.4685
@alexandrav.4685 3 года назад
I just love it ! This man makes me laught so loud !
@brittanyholtgreven4106
@brittanyholtgreven4106 3 года назад
I love his energy
@THEmickTHEgun
@THEmickTHEgun 3 года назад
Thank you for making my day just that little bit better
@melushus
@melushus 3 года назад
I’m crying fuss I’m laughing 😂😂😂😂this guy is gold!!!!!🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
@MrNigelBriggs
@MrNigelBriggs Месяц назад
Everything in life is funny. Just takes someone that's good at telling it like it is. 🤣
@garycallan7384
@garycallan7384 3 года назад
Never heard of this guy. Will be watching more. Very entertaining
@lenacraib1549
@lenacraib1549 3 года назад
Absaloutly brilliant! ❤
@judithrichards792
@judithrichards792 2 года назад
He’s absolutely BRILLIANT 🤩 xxx
@jimbobrobbob4414
@jimbobrobbob4414 Год назад
Michael McIntyre’s new 7 part series “people ordering coffee” coming to Netflix soon. 14 hilarious hours of describing normal people not doing very much.
@mariayoung8860
@mariayoung8860 3 года назад
I have no need to ever see another Comedian! Michael McIntyre is the Best!
@dheepanbrunner6048
@dheepanbrunner6048 3 года назад
this is my first time watching him, man this guy is an artist, michael mcintyre - remember the name
@thedallydiaries
@thedallydiaries Год назад
So hilariously relatable! 😀
@replaycrew5024
@replaycrew5024 3 года назад
Michael is brilliant 👏 👌
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