Humans Are Space Orcs [Another Binge Compilation] 

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"Gleep glorp means 'I don't believe in Martian rights'." "Look what you've done! Now people will find it even funnier."

Imagine the alien sees someone playing subnautica and tells us not only is the planet real, minus the precursors and khara, but all the creatures are real and the Gargantuan Leviathan isn’t extinct

Alien: X Parasite is real Metroid fan: *Goes into a full blown panic attack*

The irony of calling only Japanese animation anime is that in Japan they call all animation anime.

No memes accidentally making cats racist is even funnier because cats _would_ be racist and we all know it.

I want the compilation where the alien just starts messing with the human just stop see their reaction

9:57 the idea that Toriyama is really chilling with Goku makes me really happy, thanks Seymour. R.I.P. Toriyama.

Does ANYONE here actually think cats would care about Martian rights? It's the cat's opinion, honest.

Alien: human im beginning to believe your species extended isolation from other intelligent life has caused you to become mildly prophetic. Human: whatchumean? Alien: while a different species and on a smaller scale this "Warrior Cats" series is an almost point-for-point retelling of the history of the kla-huarthic separatist clans. Human: Separatist??? Alien: yes, after they lost control of their caretaker AIs a section of the population fled into the wilds to maintain their autonomy. Some of these names are literal translations from the original kla-huaric and appear in historical texts. Human: ... Alien: human? Human: [visibly pained] m-moonshadooooow...

4:12 Friend: "Hey man. Thanks for watching my friends dog for a couple hours." Guy: "No problem. BTW, who's dog is this?" F: "Keanu's." G: "As in Reeves?" F: "Yep, that's the one." G: "You're. Telling. Me. 🐕. Is. John. Wick's. Dog?" F: "Yeah. I guess. Why?" G: 😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟 F: "You good, bro?" G: "Yeah. Just trying to calculate how long it will take to bubble wrap this entire house."

15:51 “Good god is that one just a skeleton?!” *Sans’ theme plays*

pm i know this is long but id love to see it in a video a: human, what is "autism"? h: ooh, thats a cool topic! you see, autism's history is shaky, but most historians attribute its discovery to the 19 *words fade into background noise as alien realizes they are unable to escape the 'tism™️'s monologue* h: and whats interesting this that we havent even agreed on what autism really is! most agree that autism is a spectrum instead of one single condition, but others- a: wait wait wait, you dont even know what this "autism" is? h: yeah! theres a lot of disorders and conditions on the spectrum. there's asperger's, *words start to fade into background noise again* a: *interrupting again* how are you able to "retain" all of this "information"? h: thats another thing! some of us autistic people are really smart! we sometimes call the fascinations into these incredibly specific topics "hyperfixations" or "special interests," and they can cover a lot of things! some people know a lot about trains, others love learning about mathematics, some prefer astrophysics and space, and others are fond of computers! a: i have... so many questions.. h: What are they? a: You just said *all of that*, and somehow still know more? h: Yeah! a: ... do you have a """"hyperfixation""""? h: absolutely! i find space an incredible thing, there's so much crazy stuff out there and god knows what else! black holes, neutron stars, strange matter, and countless planets! our sun is a spark compared to UY Scuti, jupiter and saturn dont even have a solid surface, venus's atmosphere traps enough heat to melt lead, and on one planet we found, it rains molten glass *sideways* at *thousands of miles per hour*! a: ... your species has no chance of making it past the moon at its current state but you somehow can see black holes, know how fast glass rains on a planet light years away, and figured out that planets hundreds of millions of miles away cannot be landed on? h: yep! a: ... how...? h: *starts a tedtalk about the history of astrophysics and space* a: oh no...

I want a compilation of just the Alien telling the Human about real aliens that we somehow thought of as fictional beings or creatures.

A: Hey humans can I ask you something? H:Hmm? About what? A: About this franchise called Halo. H: Urgh, are you gonna tell me the covenant and the flood are real? A: Yes but that's not the point. H: Oh, then what is it? A: It's about the Halo ring. H:........Oh.......Why do I have a bad feeling about this? A: Your instincts are correct, human. Not only the rings are real......but they are alive as well. They are not actually machines. They are live organisms, and they thrive on consuming planets. H:...... A:....... H: And how close is Earth to them? A: *Giving him a gun* too close I'm afraid. H: oh shi-

Cats not believing in Martian Rights is something I'd assume they'd say anyway

"Why did I choose you Human?" "Cuz I was the only candidate who didn't try and romance you." "But you have!" *_"...aNd i'D dO iT aGaIn!"_*

I love how everyone agrees that the human is a gamer and a weeb

I’m waiting for subnautica to come into play…. I need an alien to confirm something like the gargantuan leviathan exists and unlock every thalassophobic person’s worst nightmare. 😂

0:15 To be fair .... a cat would say that

Human 2: *points to human 1, panicing on the floor* "What happened to him" Alien: "I told him the "X Parasites" from "Metroid" was actually real, if a little overdramaticized." *Human 2 joins 1*

10:44 Imagine the human finds out the his alien buddy hid the truth from him, but then it turns out that the "Saiyans" and "Frost Demons" (Frieza's race) are actually all nice.

4:10 to be fair my dialect has at least 4 words for socks

For reference, the original meaning of “odd” was basically “unequal.” The “odds and evens” sense comes from the image of splitting that number of objects into two piles-if the piles would be even/equal they’re “evens,” if there’d be one odd piece left over they’re odd. Whereas the other sense used here comes from betting, where odds are the ratio between the chance one group wins and the chance they lose-and the bets’ values are weighted to adjust for the fact that the chances are unequal by the bookies calculating and weighing those odds. Odds are also nicer than straight probabilities for a lot of math scenarios, especially given they range from 0 to infinity instead of 0 to 1 like with straight probabilities, matching well with scientific/floating point numbers and cases where no matter how small the possibility of one outcome the other outcomes can never be completely dismissed.

I see the difference between Goofy and Pluto similar to the differences between Humans and Chimps, Gorillas, Bonobos, etc

"Pride comes before the Fall" Well yeah, of course. Pride is June and Fall starts in September

"good GOD is that just a SKELETON?????" I love this series

14:50 "But we were hungy... T-T" God, that had me laughing on the floor uncontrollably.

Alien: "Human Bob, what is this 'hentai'?" Human: ... Human: "Um... uh..." Alien: "And what is this 'rule 34'?"

Alien: Hello, Danger… I love that line! 😂😂😂

15:28 “Oh it’s Sans. Wait new thing hold- hold on.” *pause video “Oh… let me guess… Wheatley and Bill Cipher…”

2:06 2 hours is not nearly enough to explain Warhammer lore

For a randomly recommended video about humans being space orcs, I certainly didn’t expect to see Chibidoki here

Alien discovers kidney stones A: Human, H: Yeah? A: What is a “kidney stone”? One of your fellow human crew members started screaming and said it was because one had passed him H: Oh they’re basically just these little calcium things that can build up in your kidneys sometimes A: What makes them so painful? H: When you get them out they feel really sharp and spiky A: Well how do you get them out? H: You kinda just keep trying to urinate and eventually they’ll come out A: What?! So you’re telling me that there are sharp rocks that can just appear out of nowhere, And you have to get them out through what is possibly the most sensitive part of your body?! H: Not always, You can sometimes get them dissolved if they are too big A: How big can these kidney stones get? H: Anywhere from small harmless pebbles to…… *whispers* a softball A: What did you just say H: I said a softball A: THEY CAN BE LARGER THAN THE KIDNEY ITSELF? H: Well yes but only in really rare occurrences and they usually require surgery A: And this is just a normal thing for you humans?! H: kinda A: Your species is so weird!

That Kraid thing actually made my stomach drop.....

dowplaying the value of a dog would be the last mistake of that alien if Whick heard him

12:00: I seem to remember an interview where someone at Disney explained it. Pluto is a canis domesticus, ie what we would think of as a dog. Goofy, on the other hand, is an invented species, canis goofus. So, while he is a canine, he's not a dog, at least in the same sense. So it would be like the difference between chimpanzees and humans.

0:17 that would just reinforce the meme tbh

Yknow, considering the universe is infinite, there's a nonzero chance all those fictional things DO exist

[In the human's driveway] A: "HUMAN, WHAT IS THAT RACKET!" H: "Stuck lug nut! Don't worry, the impact will get it free!" *Impact burns up, spitting blue smoke everywhere* H: "...Or not..." A: "What unholy creation is-" H: "...was..." A: "-was that tool?" H: "An impact wrench. Our fasteners sometimes start to bond in place, and they can't be simply rotated off. This thing (rest in peace) tries to rotate the fastener, while also hitting it really hard, really fast. Theoretically breaks the bond, and the fastener spins off." A: "...Surely your species understands that dissimilar metals will eliminate that problem in most cases... Right?" H: "Yeah, but... Impact wrench. And we still can't replace steel that broadly." A: "...And how do you intend to remove this fastener now?" H: "Blowtorch." A: H: A: H: _"Blowtorch."_

6:43 This is exactly the sort of supportive body positivity I love to see.

"What's the difference between Goofy and Pluto?" What's the difference between humans and chimpanzees? Roughly 2-3%

H: You also forgot the murder rabbit aka William Afton. The amount of people I've seen willing to square up over that... A: WHY DO OVER HALF OF THE THINGS YOU HUMANS SIMP FOR WANT TO OR COULD KILL YOU?! H: Death is hot.

id do unspeakable shit just to find someone like piccolo if namek was real

Alien finds out about dnd: Human? Yes? What is this game you play? Which one? You build a story with dice and self-made characters. Oh you mean dnd Dnd? Short for Dungeons And Dragons What? It often involves those, although has many other settings or villains. And how do you play it? Usually a Dungeon Master decides what happens. Who is this “Dungeon Master”? The Leader who volunteered to create the base of the story. And why do you play this? Because we enjoy being dedicated to things we will probably forget about. WHAT?

"this evens out the playing field" opposite that is "the odds are in our favor"

Ahh yes In an infinite universe every part of media is real

I was not expecting an angy chibidoki

A: Human, how do you have this documentary on planet Ocues? H: wait, what? Im playing subnautica. A: yes, those creatures are remarkably accurate to the lifeforms on that planet. H:... A: yes, we tend to avoid the planet as well.

Goofy ≈ Human Pluto ≈ Chimpanzee

there's so much alien stuff we've thought up of as a species that if life exists on another planet, no doubt *ONE* of our ideas exists.

To quote TheRussianBadger for Warhammer 40K, “Even in debt, I still serve!”

I don't know why people get confused about Goofy and Pluto. Yes, they're both Canines, but humans are Apes and we keep gorillas and orangutangs in zoos, and some people keep chimps as pets, or have in the past. Thats basically the same thing. They may share a common ancestor, but they're different species.

Hearing that the X exist is kinda unbelievably terrifying to me. Also, the difference between Goofy and Pluto is like that of humans and chimps.

The difference between goofy and pluto is that pluto is really into puppyplay.

At least on the Tumblr Sexymen they didn’t see the cannibalistic, radio obsessed, deer demon.

love seeing "humans are space orcs", esp in relation to fictional aliens like Cybertronians, them metroids, basically every star wars and star trek alien, its so funny, ESPECIALLY if damn near every other species in the universe agrees that we are weirder than them (even by technological standards, cybertronians get weird but DAMN we got them beat)

I find it so funny that I already knew that the subject was touhou just from looking at the guy's user name at 5:10

A: Human, what is that you are watching? H: Oh, it's a movie, it's called the 'Predator' A: Predator? that's awfully incorrect, i know that guy, he's Skart'zit, the local Janitor at a intergalatic restaurant. H: so you're telling me his species exist? A: Indeed, and they are not at all tribal, they are quite frendly actually, but im surprised how well you depicted my friend's appearance. H: ... A: Something wrong? H: You need to show me this guy someday.

Ahh Nerva. I missed ya buddy.

I'll say it again, Im sorry, the skeleton is hot-

A: Why do you have a show about my brother trying to take over your planet? H: You have a brother? A: Yes his name is Zim. H:.....

13:42 i was curious about this show, so i watched it. *i was also in tears* definitely in my top 10 favorite animes/shows

So basically the reason why a lot of media is able to accurately replicate existing alien species is because in the almost infinite universe there’s the chance that someone accidentally made something close enough.

5:29 I have the answer for this, actually. Even numbers are defined by their ability to be divided into two equal partitions. Gambling though isn't usually done with an even outcome in mind, there is always some favor tilted one way or the other depending on what you are betting on. Because of this uneven split or inequity, we refer to it as an odd ratio. When people want to know about their odds, they want to know how likely some risky action or wager may resolve in their favor. To clarify - Only 1:1 (50/50) would be an even ratio, anything else on the infinite sliding scale of partitions is odd, so we just call them odds to simplify things.

We can compromise. Call it Japanimation, so nobody is happy.

Wait until they react to Fran bow different realities and little nightmares creatures , or ib honestly just seeing splatoon and animal crossing was wholesome and maybe bring up slime rancher that would be fun

I love the dragon ball. Yeah that is just soooo much nope if it was real. Dragon ball is cosmic horror.

I learned something new today. There's a bad cilancro gene.

A: Human, what is this so called "first person shooter" game you've been playing? H: Ultrakill. Wanna play? A: No, I've been meaning to ask, how did your kind get all enemy designs, powers, and names correct? H: ...What..? A: Basically, Hell is a seperate planet, although you don't appear there after you die. So- H: Are the weapons completely accurate as well? A: Yes, however- H: Do you remember where you parked your spacecraft? A: Yes. Why are you aski- H: Get in, we're going to hell. A: Why are we even going there? This is extremely dangerous! H: I don't care. We are going there.

**Imagine if an alien learned about Transformers** A: Human, what are these little figures on your shelf that have vehicle parts hanging off of them? H: Oh, those are called Transformers. A: And what is their purpose? H: Mostly entertainment and collectibles. There's also a lot of shows about them, too. A: Show me. **After watching the entirety of G1** A: AND THAT'S JUST THE FIRST ONE?! H: Yep. There's a lot of different versions. A: I did not expect you humans to depict Cybertronians so accurately. H: ..... What? *Concerned, but also excited* A: Perhaps I should not also mention that you technically own one in your driveway... H: ..... WHAT?!

2:50 I’d start running for the hills if an alien told me the X Parasites were real.

"Nah, let him suffer." That is the most absolutely human line from the alien in this entire thing.

4:23 "Why are you booing me? I'm right!" moment, I'm with alien here

Skeleton's obviously the best. No looks, just raw charisma.

X Parasite being real is literally my worst nightmare

7:25 FLESH ARMOOOR!!!

3:38 wait till bro discovers the great floods, perilous vehement blizzards, ravaging winds and cyclones, and the tumultuous tectonic rifts that cause earthquakes

7:00 is body positivity done right.

I saw snazzy triangle and i already immediately knew it was about bill cipher 💀

8:13 suprised he didnt say something like "THATS KIRBY"

4:29 Chibidoki spotted

A: What are you doing? H: I'm playing pokemon... A: What's it about? H: Well it's like the animals here on earth but you can capture them and have them fight for you. A: Isn't that llegal? H: No it's natural in that world and some people even do it for sport! A: But why is one okay and not the other? H: Because it's in a video game and can't effect real animals. A: Why is that one shooting lightning? H: Oh it's because that it's type! there are 18 type in total. A: i don't get you humans someti- OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT!? H: that's a snom ...why? A: I NEED TO HAVE IT *RIGHT NOW!* Narrator: And on that day the alien learned how to be a pokemon master .

The fuck you mean X Parasites exist?

For the last one, don’t tell the aliens about how sans undertale killed the queen

Humans loove to talk about how absurd and weird their customs are to aliens, but nobody talks about the alien's Zlnoorp-Throwing sessions where they have a special breed of snarpgop called a "Zlnoorp" which is specificially bred to withstand impacts when thrown from far distances, this has been a tradition for centuries and the winner of these Zlnoorp-throwing sessions gets crowned the ultimate Tanrokok/Tanrokon. (if any of these are actual words in any human or alien language, whoops, I am illiterate in most languages sorry)

The one about the Gungans should have ended with... "And those Ewoks look a lot like the inhabitants of **insert weird planet name** " XD

as a touhou fan. yes. that is how an alien reacts, and that is how newcomers to touhou react to touhou.

Fox’s advertising for the show spoiled several things and it’s so nice to see someone watching it for the first time not having seen the disaster that was fox’s handling of firefly.

15:51 “Why are people attracted to a depressed salesman and a clown”

SO this is "Super Kami Guru"? LOVE your voice as Snorlax. Stay awesome.

I don't believe for a second that aliens wouldn't have wargames. Chess is a wargame, the concept of strategy is too central to war, they would have to never have war in order to never have wargames. But that was funny

Can confirm Lyrans are the closest things to Saiyans they just did not conquer planets, then their planet got destroyed by an overgrown lizard.

5:46 I. . . I don't get it. . . Why did the human break?

Alot of this makes me think that, with how large the universe is (and how it wont stop expanding anytime soon), we could very well be very coincidentally creating depictions of actual things that exist out there.

can i eat the binge compilation?

5:10 Alien: what is…the touhou project about?? Human: *deep breath*

To be fair on the hail thing: i am almost certain that a natural disaster classification would be given to any hail about or larger than a golf ball

Some one remind me to come back and watch this with sound in the morning

A: Human why i just watched a film called "Edge of tomorrow" and how did hum-. H: OH GOD NO, DONT TELL ME THOSE ALIENS ARE ALSO REAL. A: Well yes they are real but the bubble around your solar system protects earth from them. H: Oh thank god, but how many years until that bubble bursts? A: ...About 30 years or less due to the fact that your species sent out a satelite. H: ... A: ... H: Oh god what have we done!