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Hurricanes, Reproductive Rights, Ivermectin: Did Anything Happen During Our Break? 

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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Stephen returns from hiatus wearing something he's calling a "mustache," and uses his monologue to get caught up on all the major news that happened during Late Show's hiatus. Did you hear about that talking duck?
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@HylianFox3
@HylianFox3 3 года назад
So basically, the TX abortion law posits that unconstitutional laws are perfectly fine, as long as they're enforced by civilian bounty hunters and not the feds or police. Right? Because that's not opening a huge can of worms...
@greeneyedlady5580
@greeneyedlady5580 3 года назад
Bingo!
@halibaitor
@halibaitor 3 года назад
Is there anything in that "law" that limits them to just one suit per abortion, or are multiple suits allowed?
@0g0dn0
@0g0dn0 3 года назад
People should accuse these accusers of getting abortions and use the new law to do it with impunity. Get paid to narc on narcs. Because obviously just running a case on hearsay is good enough down there. Ensure that the entire rotten law is destroyed by its own vagueness.
@NomadSoul76
@NomadSoul76 3 года назад
There is hope that there may be a supreme court precedent against this. Yes, Roe v Wade itself is still precedent, but it looks like the supreme Court is willing to play along with the dodge they used in Texas to get around it. But they may have just steered straight into a different precedent that forbids exactly this. It involves a supreme Court case about a state law that gave churches the ability to veto liquor licenses being awarded to businesses near them. In 1982 the supreme Court decided that's such laws were illegitimate because they delegate power which the government is supposed to possess and use to ordinary citizens, and that ordinary citizens are not in a proper position to make those decisions. The case was argued by a lawyer named Lawrence Tribe and if you follow the legal world that name may ring a bell. He has brought the case which is still a standing supreme Court precedent to everybody's attention and it's possible the doj could use it to go after the Texas law. Would I trust our current Supreme Court to uphold that precedent? Let's say I won't be taking any bets. But they relied upon the trick that was used in this law to justify not striking it down despite the fact that it violates Roe v Wade. A supreme Court decision which specifically targets that very trick may force them to accept the case, and if they do they're going to have a hard time arguing against it.
@BrentMB79
@BrentMB79 3 года назад
Speaking of unconstitutional you should probably dig a little deeper into Roe v Wade
@colpidium
@colpidium 3 года назад
So, does this new Texas law mean that men have to pay child support starting at the sixth week of pregnancy too?
@goodmorninggilw2836
@goodmorninggilw2836 3 года назад
.... supreme court justice Evie.... I like that. In fact I am quite confident that there would be better results if that was the case. I am not even kidding there. Anyways I miss Evie And I wish that she was either the supreme court justice to replace the rapist or the local constable because I think she would be way cooler than most cops. I called it right didn't know with the cop comment? You look like my father's old partner from the PD
@palmereldritch_6669
@palmereldritch_6669 3 года назад
Call me crazy, but I doubt it. All I can say is, I'm glad I'm in New Mexico.
@bilmoe5856
@bilmoe5856 3 года назад
Amen!
@LuckkyCanuck
@LuckkyCanuck 3 года назад
Perhaps they should if you happen to have been knocked up by a complete dead-beat.
@lynnebarrett9912
@lynnebarrett9912 3 года назад
No. The woman got herself pregnant. She's to blame. SHE is 100% responsible for LIFE. I say sue Abbott and the state of Texas for child support. THEY insist women have babies, they can pay. Won't happen.
@moebiusjdx7288
@moebiusjdx7288 3 года назад
There seems to be a caterpillar loose in Stephen's studio... His professionalism while that thing rests on his upper lip is rather impressive.
@wizardsuth
@wizardsuth 3 года назад
William Shatner has coped with a much larger furry creature on his head for at least five decades.
@MrOoarg
@MrOoarg 3 года назад
Man, people always got stuff to say on others' grooming habits.
@crehenge2386
@crehenge2386 3 года назад
he has nonprofessionalism though...
@PraiseTheFSMonster
@PraiseTheFSMonster 3 года назад
I've never seen an albino caterpillar before
@nicolascleroux4231
@nicolascleroux4231 3 года назад
Ned Flanders did a great job stepping in for Stephen tonight.
@lumsdelj
@lumsdelj 3 года назад
why does this comment not have more likes! This is great:D
@homerj.simpson7562
@homerj.simpson7562 3 года назад
Shut up, Flanders! :D
@lumsdelj
@lumsdelj 3 года назад
@@homerj.simpson7562 Okey dokely lmao
@myrafinch5769
@myrafinch5769 3 года назад
🤣😂
@tktru
@tktru 3 года назад
Hi diddly ho neighborinos welcome to the Late Show
@LaurenHB_ZA
@LaurenHB_ZA 3 года назад
At least 90% of Africa has yet to be vaccinated due to lack of supply. So hearing that America's thrown out millions of vials of vaccine is... not great.
@grmpEqweer
@grmpEqweer 3 года назад
Right.
@jasonbolding3481
@jasonbolding3481 3 года назад
Blame the vaccines not being open source. So super irionically blame bill gates
@biocapsule7311
@biocapsule7311 3 года назад
They really should just release the patents, before further mutations render it useless.
@gutspipola8886
@gutspipola8886 3 года назад
And big pharma laughs all the way to the bank. But wait… the guys who make ivermectin are gonna get rich selling their medicine!!!! What??? They are not getting mandated by the president!! The vaccine is gonna make them billionaires with no liability if something goes wrong! Ivermectin is super cheap!!!
@Pedroleum100
@Pedroleum100 3 года назад
I think it's not just the US, but the whole richcountriesphere where vaccines are thrown away.
@JJSo12345
@JJSo12345 3 года назад
Damn…I live in Bali. We’re working like hell to get everyone vaccinated in Indonesia. Total pop is about 275 million. We would LOVE to have all the covid vaccinations that apparently many peeps in America don’t want. 😡😡😡😡
@JJSo12345
@JJSo12345 3 года назад
@n?a Wow…what a hateful sentiment. Why?
@nfspbarrister5681
@nfspbarrister5681 3 года назад
@@JJSo12345 "muh freedom fook everyone" attitude of United Stated of 'Murica, that's why. I swear those dimwits will be the end of us human someday.....
@flagrarus
@flagrarus 3 года назад
@n?a You do realize having entire continents without access to vaccines while (the unsalvagable part of) Americans would rather kill themselves with fake treatments peddled to them by radio hosts than believe in the liberal conspiracy known as modern medicine will only prolong the pandemic due to new variants? Probably not, since you don't even know the difference between "then" and "than"
@ceceliawight7059
@ceceliawight7059 3 года назад
The US just lets it expire and throws life saving vaccines away.
@ArcaJ
@ArcaJ 3 года назад
We really should look into shipping these doses to other countries. I would rather they go into arms than into the trash.
@리주민
@리주민 3 года назад
10:41 Deputising people to spy is similar to the stasi "neighbourhood watch" in the DDR (East Germany). Thought texas hated communism...
@Cancun771
@Cancun771 3 года назад
Nazi Germany: Blockwarte
@delphi-moochymaker62
@delphi-moochymaker62 3 года назад
They weren't as well armed as Texans.
@zesty9815
@zesty9815 3 года назад
So now Texas is offering $10,000 bounties to scalp taxi drivers who take you to the clinic. Good ol' Texas.
@maremaarten
@maremaarten 3 года назад
I would call it fascism.
@jujuryan9632
@jujuryan9632 3 года назад
Just for the record, the DDR was a socialist regime
@Liviathan
@Liviathan 3 года назад
I thought he was gonna say: "There's a talking duck in Australia. Wow, that is huge news for anyone who's never heard of Aflac."
@HipHopSlam
@HipHopSlam 3 года назад
that's a good one! - they need to hire you for his writing team
@Liviathan
@Liviathan 3 года назад
@@HipHopSlam thank you! that’s my dream job 😭
@HipHopSlam
@HipHopSlam 3 года назад
@@Liviathan well you should pursue it then - seriously - I suggest you make a short list of jokes/quips (starting with your wonderful Aflac one) of missed (joke) opportunities out of each monologue for the past week or the upcoming week - and email to the Late Show and/or tag it on all social media - anything to gain attention and you could very well land your dream job - good luck!
@raviamodernepic
@raviamodernepic 3 года назад
Be honest, you are going for the Jeopardy job, aren't you? 😂
@jscotthatcher380
@jscotthatcher380 3 года назад
i was thinking the same thing. 😹
@FirestoneX
@FirestoneX 3 года назад
Noooo. thats MatPats dream!!!!
@nfspbarrister5681
@nfspbarrister5681 3 года назад
@@FirestoneX hell yeah. That job should landed by Nerd!!
@robertrichard6107
@robertrichard6107 3 года назад
That's what I thought, never noticed it 'til he mentioned it, but he'd have to dye it like Alex Trebec, but looks like Liam Nelson wants the job now.
@ethanweeter2732
@ethanweeter2732 3 года назад
Not sure that is a primo job right now. Considering Mike is just an executive producer now and no longer the host.
@jameswaters3939
@jameswaters3939 3 года назад
I vote "No" to the moustache, but I recognize your right to choose.
@vonakenyon7981
@vonakenyon7981 3 года назад
Unusual from a man but certainly welcome.
@hikintrailsndrinkinales
@hikintrailsndrinkinales 3 года назад
Y’all were only off for 2 weeks?!?!? God that felt like an eternity!!!! We need you to help us stay sane in this effing hellscape!!!
@janetbeebe6578
@janetbeebe6578 3 года назад
Right
@christiecrawford1653
@christiecrawford1653 3 года назад
YES!
@SomeGirlSomewhere
@SomeGirlSomewhere 3 года назад
Wow it really did feel so so so much longer uggg Dark times consistently indeed. Can't do that to us Stephen!!!
@fancifulfilly
@fancifulfilly 3 года назад
I agree with y'all. Two weeks without Stephen does feel like an eternity. You have been our rock, Stephen, our beacon of sanity and voice of reason (and humor) though an incredibly trying time--the past 18 or so months. You're like our anchor to a past that still made a fair bit of sense, in a world gone mad. I'm really not sure we would've made it this far without you. You and Evie (sp?) deserve a little down time as much as anyone, but don't forget about us semi-lost souls so in need of familiar faces that remind us of all that is still good.
@Marijuanifornia
@Marijuanifornia 3 года назад
What you need to do is watch the 14-minute 1942 USDA film *HEMP FOR VICTORY* and end the war on drugs to defund the police, empty the for-profit prisons, reduce pollution, replace fossil fuels, end deforestation and stop climate change. *CHANGE THE FUCKING HELLSCAPE!*
@mindyourself7063
@mindyourself7063 3 года назад
A resemblance/image of John Bolton crossed my mind and it was frightening. No no this time.
@okkietrooy6841
@okkietrooy6841 3 года назад
I got memories of Magnum.
@FreakoftheAngels
@FreakoftheAngels 3 года назад
From a distance his mustache makes it look like Stephen snorted his grandfather’s ashes
@TzadikTheManic
@TzadikTheManic 3 года назад
Oh my - it also looks like a caterpillar enjoying its silver years crawled right up to snuggle beneath his nostrils
@jonathanaman6573
@jonathanaman6573 3 года назад
…or a lot of cocaine!
@FreakoftheAngels
@FreakoftheAngels 3 года назад
@@jonathanaman6573 maybe if it was expired cocaine and expired cocaine turned gray ish
@maruad7577
@maruad7577 3 года назад
When I was a child I asked our family doctor why he grew a mustache. He replied he started it when he was a young man because he wanted to look older. I told him he didn't need it anymore then.
@charlenemack7040
@charlenemack7040 3 года назад
👍 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 😎
@deborahfreedman333
@deborahfreedman333 3 года назад
Many years ago, our family went on a raft trip down the Colorado River, and my father found it impossible to shave in the cold river water. By the time the week long trip was over, he had a full beard like a Hasid. The minute we returned to civilization, my mother demanded he shave. He returned from the bathroom, minus the full beard, but with a mustache. Mom told him to finish the job, but he said he rather like the moustache, and asked my opinion. I told him it was fine, that he looked just like his father. He quickly made himself cleanshaven.
@canislupus6591
@canislupus6591 3 года назад
Texas, my german grandfather would be so proud of you. The essence of NS and GDR melted into one law. Wow
@LowLight420
@LowLight420 3 года назад
Coming up next, Joy Division.
@ryarod
@ryarod 2 года назад
Remind me what NS and GDR are? Sorry, history ignorant I am.
@crumbum2
@crumbum2 3 года назад
My special lady friend gave me permission to grow a 'pandemic mustache'. After a year's growth she's calling me Snidley Whiplash. Glad to see Colbert finally jumping on board.
@alysland4340
@alysland4340 3 года назад
“If you must have a moustache, let it be a real moustache - a thing of beauty such as mine.” - Advice from Hercule Poirot
@justinklenk
@justinklenk 3 года назад
GREAT quote, thank you... You're a scholar and a gentle... uh, Lady. 👍🙏
@philippa5004
@philippa5004 3 года назад
👌
@TzadikTheManic
@TzadikTheManic 3 года назад
Ah a quote/reference to the greatest fictional detective of all time - your comment cheered me up :) Additionally instead of getting to bed all I want to do now is watch Agatha Christie on PBS..
@earldawley5632
@earldawley5632 3 года назад
L🥙🥙
@earldawley5632
@earldawley5632 3 года назад
Ll
@stevecampbell9670
@stevecampbell9670 3 года назад
I remember when Jon Stewart grew his beard and his little girl told him that his kisses felt like punishment.
@xl000
@xl000 3 года назад
The 911 firefighter?
@cassynicole7615
@cassynicole7615 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂❤️ that's adorable!
@jeaniebird999
@jeaniebird999 3 года назад
@@xl000 He's more like a fighter _for_ firefighters.
@greeneyedlady5580
@greeneyedlady5580 3 года назад
@@xl000 Jon Stewart is the previous (excellent) host of the Daily Show, a frequent guest on this show, an endless crusader to make sure that Congress takes care of the 911 first responders, a very funny guy, and an awesome human being.
@nedludd7622
@nedludd7622 3 года назад
@@greeneyedlady5580 Trevor Noah is the current(excellent)host of the Daily Show. The Tonight Show just had Trevor Noah on so I expect that Stephen will soon follow.
@DanimeCafe
@DanimeCafe 3 года назад
Stephen's "Commissioner Gordon" cosplay is PERFECT!
@AJeziorski1967
@AJeziorski1967 3 года назад
I was thinking Howard Stark …
@Abedeuss
@Abedeuss 3 года назад
DAMN IT, I WANT PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN Wait, wrong mustached guy.
@danielnugent7046
@danielnugent7046 3 года назад
Do we seriously not realize he's talking John Jonah Jameson here?
@benyedlin2521
@benyedlin2521 3 года назад
@@Abedeuss no youve got it right, way more JJ jameson than gordon, sorry DC fans
@benjimann4438
@benjimann4438 3 года назад
It's an impersonation, not cosplay.
@davidcashin1894
@davidcashin1894 3 года назад
I'm just thinking his wife either really love him or hasn't seen it yet..............?
@MichaelLonetto
@MichaelLonetto 3 года назад
He’s inspired me. I give it a week before my wife says “What are you doing?” 😉
@gozzilla177
@gozzilla177 3 года назад
@@MichaelLonetto keep us updated lol
@terrybonnell2086
@terrybonnell2086 3 года назад
Isn't Stephen gay?
@gozzilla177
@gozzilla177 3 года назад
@@terrybonnell2086 No he is married to his wife and has like 3 kids 😆
@Eramiserasmus
@Eramiserasmus 3 года назад
Well, Texas has proven the 1-star rating is true.
@PraiseTheFSMonster
@PraiseTheFSMonster 3 года назад
It's funny to me how arrogant Texans are about being Texans. They actually think they're stronger and better than all the other states, when in reality everyone knows it's full of backwood hicks prouder of their guns than anything else.
@mori1bund
@mori1bund 3 года назад
@@PraiseTheFSMonster Sounds *exactly* like what the rest of the world thinks of Americans. 🤣😅
@dontaylor7315
@dontaylor7315 3 года назад
@@mori1bund @Jesus I'm a Texan and you are both correct.
@whocares2087.1
@whocares2087.1 3 года назад
@@dontaylor7315 Are you trying to depress me? 😱
@dontaylor7315
@dontaylor7315 3 года назад
@@whocares2087.1 Sorry, that was kinda thoughtless of me. Being Texan in times like these means I'm fighting depression every day and I guess I forgot about the danger of bringing other people down with me.
@vash121086
@vash121086 3 года назад
Honestly your mustache was not my first thought. I was thinking where the heck have you been for the last two weeks!? I'm glad your back. I've been needing a good laugh and you don't disappoint. I'm glad you had a fantastic vacation.
@juscuz1093
@juscuz1093 3 года назад
I only clicked cause the mustache 🤣
@kevinbarr9003
@kevinbarr9003 3 года назад
I thought he was eating sugar cookies before the show.
@donaldsaigh8785
@donaldsaigh8785 3 года назад
Yeah, we need to be reminded on a nightly basis that everything in the observable universe is Trump's fault.
@Marijuanifornia
@Marijuanifornia 3 года назад
Want a really good laugh? Watch the 1942 USDA video *Hemp For Victory* and then have a good heartfelt chuckle at all of the lives that have been destroyed in the war on drugs. What's *Hemp For Victory,* you didn't ask? It's how America was able to survive World War II and all of you were born in this "free" country where you can get shot randomly at any moment in public. That's funny.
@sempressfi
@sempressfi 3 года назад
I had just taken my contacts out and couldn't see it and was confused for the first few seconds 😆
@thedocklighter
@thedocklighter 3 года назад
Texas is known as the lone star state: prophetically, a fitting rating.
@Aco4k
@Aco4k 3 года назад
Texas has ted Cruz and Greg Abbott..... Between the Single digit IQ number they share the state is a joke.
@taintedstrike7513
@taintedstrike7513 3 года назад
God.. Texas sucks so bad.. Just kick it out of the union and finally give statehood to Puerto Rico. That way, we don't even need to change the flag.
@heatherc2939
@heatherc2939 3 года назад
Texas just wrote it's GOP death knell. Purple ..... BLUE 2022!
@cmdraftbrn
@cmdraftbrn 3 года назад
theres a reason its rated one star.
@Loki_Yogi
@Loki_Yogi 3 года назад
I'm a Texan and I couldn't be more ashamed and embarrassed with the political party here, that I used to fervently support. Then I started informing myself. But most importantly... I stopped making excuses for the GOP. 🙏
@splatula
@splatula 3 года назад
Now that Trebek is gone, his moustache finally has the closure to move on.
@aaronsarchive82
@aaronsarchive82 3 года назад
When he first appeared, I honestly thought Stephen had a milk mustache.
@dazzlemasseur
@dazzlemasseur 3 года назад
Same
@jeannebollweg539
@jeannebollweg539 3 года назад
Telling on your neighbors about certain information like abortion reminds me of the stories I've heard about Natzi Germany in WWII. Very scary that a Republican Governor once again makes me very uncomfortable because it reminds me of Fascism....
@queerbotanicalqueen
@queerbotanicalqueen 3 года назад
Sorry to be rude. I don’t like being that person but it’s actually *Nazi*.
@altrusianwolfdog2564
@altrusianwolfdog2564 3 года назад
@@queerbotanicalqueen never seen a fascist or a Nazi interested in saving lives
@henrymccoy7171
@henrymccoy7171 3 года назад
@@altrusianwolfdog2564 - Governor Bobblehead isn't interested in saving lives, just playing to his ignorant, no-mercy, anti-Jesus power base, the RepubliCON Hypocrites. Saving lives usually doesn't have a ten thousand-dollar bounty attached to it.
@sithspitdanikan4725
@sithspitdanikan4725 2 года назад
"reminds"
@sithspitdanikan4725
@sithspitdanikan4725 2 года назад
I wonder why...
@N1ghtStalkerNL
@N1ghtStalkerNL 3 года назад
Nothing reinforces the idea that the modern GOP is getting their inspiration from 1940's Germany quite like introducing the Gestapo in Texas.
@doctorale666
@doctorale666 3 года назад
Use tax money (your money) to turn people against each other, oldest trick in the book.
@MrYago-xd7um
@MrYago-xd7um 3 года назад
Probably for the best they see boofing sheep meds as german efficiency.
@krejados1
@krejados1 3 года назад
@@nikhilnewse3318 Just like a GQPer, with all that name calling, bad grammar and incorrect stats. At least you got the decade right.
@jordinagel1184
@jordinagel1184 3 года назад
@@nikhilnewse3318 - Restrict guns, not ban them. - Who was it again that has been decrying any kind of criticism of himself as “fake news?” - Remind me again which is the most-watched “news” network in America? I’ll give you a hint, it rhymes with “box screws” and is about as deserving of being called a news channel as Twitter. Also, as an actual German, I can tell that you don’t understand jack shit about what took place in Germany in the interbellum period (or at least you have no idea how to apply that). Lies ein verdammtes Geschichtsbuch, du Backpfeifengesicht.
@smiller2044
@smiller2044 3 года назад
@@nikhilnewse3318 which Democrats? Last checked, Dems want sensible gun reform. Similarly to how Australia handled their gun measures. Yet, Texas Republicans speak freedom & liberty by limiting freedom & liberties of women. No judicial review? Fuxk the Constitution 📜
@athgowla687
@athgowla687 3 года назад
republicons: 'We can not pay covid aid to people, think about the deficit!' Same republicons: "Let's pay legal fees and give $ 10 000 to all the people snitching on each other."
@joyhopkins4072
@joyhopkins4072 3 года назад
DON'T WORRY ABOUT TEXAS BIDEN IS A KILLER AFGHANISTAN OPEN BORDERS DURING A PANDEMIC WHO THE HELL DOES THAT? OVER 200K ILLEGALS WITH COVID TB HAVE CROSSED OVER MIXED WITH TERRORISTS HE IS A KILLER KILLING KIDS ADULTS WITH COVID FROM THE BORDER AFGHANISTAN HE IS A MURDERER COMING TO YOUR TOWN COUNT ON IT!!
@rockdinosaur8619
@rockdinosaur8619 3 года назад
@Gorge Jonezs Wow that comment made zero sense - congrats.
@elegantgypsyrose5328
@elegantgypsyrose5328 3 года назад
@@joyhopkins4072 stop yelling. It doesn't make any or better sense when you do. If you have a point I can't find it in your run on BABBLING SPEW.
@joyhopkins4072
@joyhopkins4072 3 года назад
@@elegantgypsyrose5328 Then you are has braindead has the killer Corpse in the WH. Read Girl Read
@elegantgypsyrose5328
@elegantgypsyrose5328 3 года назад
@@joyhopkins4072 ummm, 2 masters degrees. Trust that I can both read and write... My comment stands. And...just letting you know..this is my final response to you..I've better things to do... Lionesses do not concern themselves with the opinions of sheep
@whoaskedforthisbs
@whoaskedforthisbs 3 года назад
Evie has to be the single most patient woman on EARTH 🤣
@veronicaquednau320
@veronicaquednau320 3 года назад
Supreme Court went against it's own precedent. Larkin v. Grendel's Den, Inc., 459 U.S. 116 (1982). A state cannot give power to private party with unbridled authority - Att Laurence Tribe Harvard Law ( who taught Merrick Garland).
@kellibarnhouse6591
@kellibarnhouse6591 3 года назад
The Republican leaning Supreme Court Justices are true to form, unwilling to their job!
@jimbob3030
@jimbob3030 3 года назад
@@kellibarnhouse6591 These are not supreme court justices, we have a rapey boofing corporate plant and another bunch of corporate and rich plants, unqualified to be therem undeserving of the position, and placed there against the will of voters and a democratic process. The will of republican base doesn't count, because they aren't operating of their own will just a bunch of brainwashed robots.
@Marijuanifornia
@Marijuanifornia 3 года назад
You conveniently forgot that Republicans don't give a fuck about laws. They just tried to overthrow the government and abolish the Constitution, and no one is even trying to stop them. They can do whatever they want and get away with it. What are any of you going to do about it? Vote? Look what that got you.
@jasonbolding3481
@jasonbolding3481 3 года назад
They didn't go against precedent because the case hasn't been heard. They didn't issue an injunction, to stop the law for going into effect. I think what actually happened was bad reasoning and buying into Texas's smoke screen but many people are misinterping what happened
@jimbob3030
@jimbob3030 3 года назад
@@Marijuanifornia From what I can tell so far voting got us the house senate and presidency, saved democracy at least so far from treasonous fascists, and put trump out of power. We didn't get a big enough route to run the show, it's still so close there is deadlock, but we are not living in a fascist hellhole and it appears we are slowly getting to some real investigation into the treason of the RNC, even as the RNC does all it can to obstruct justice. I think we are also seeing everyone willing to hang themselves, being allowed plenty of leash to hang themselves, so voting seems ok so far until republicans break it more.
@wizardsuth
@wizardsuth 3 года назад
Wouldn't nearly all of these proposed anti-abortion civil suits be rejected for lack of standing? How is a Starbucks barista harmed if a customer has an abortion?
@juresichj
@juresichj 3 года назад
Except they wrote the law so that those people do have standing, for no apparent legal reason. It is insane. I keep thinking that 1000 different people could sue you, even if you actually just had a period, and you will have no way to fight them.
@shadrach6299
@shadrach6299 3 года назад
Depends. Is the Starbucks barista Catholic?
@davisbradford7438
@davisbradford7438 3 года назад
I'm thinking that the Texas department of transportation is aiding in access to abortion. I as a private citizen can now sue them for making roads to other states and clinics.
@samcroft7084
@samcroft7084 3 года назад
@@davisbradford7438 I'd contribute to your legal fees just to see what happened.
@davisbradford7438
@davisbradford7438 3 года назад
@Serpentine Sword nice
@QJMalecki
@QJMalecki 3 года назад
Exactly the moment he joked about people wondering what the hell’s going on with his upper lip, I had my phone pulled in close, looking hard at it like, what the hell is that, then busted out laughing at his joke.
@baknights14
@baknights14 3 года назад
He didnt forget to shave he's secretly getting ready for audition to play commissioner Gordon in an upcoming batman film
@Gigi-fv9ky
@Gigi-fv9ky 3 года назад
The 'stache makes Stephen look like the reincarnation of Alex Trebek. 😀
@ChristineCAlb1
@ChristineCAlb1 3 года назад
Nah, Stephen’s cuter than A. Trebek! Lol!!!
@SayAhh
@SayAhh 3 года назад
Exactly what I was thinking. Jeopardy still doesn't have a host, after all.
@creolo7
@creolo7 3 года назад
Too soon
@Tamidewa
@Tamidewa 3 года назад
That crossed my mind too
@enigel1969
@enigel1969 3 года назад
Stephen could grow a mustache on his forehead and still be the greatest guy ever! The fact the acknowledges the Supreme Court of Evie makes him even more so.😉
@eMPee584
@eMPee584 3 года назад
@Stephen: please accept this challenge. It will further crush your opponents.
@evanpatterson7098
@evanpatterson7098 Год назад
He could have a nose stache & still be awesome!!😂😂l
@BuildinWings
@BuildinWings 3 года назад
Stephen looks like he works for the Time Variance Authority.
@mnomadvfx
@mnomadvfx 3 года назад
Or the hat people from The Adjustment Bureau.
@chaoticcranium
@chaoticcranium 3 года назад
I hope Stephen was able to do plenty of jet skiing while on break.
@asecretone
@asecretone 3 года назад
*WOW*
@dewitthobson2279
@dewitthobson2279 3 года назад
Nah, it just looks like he has dirt on his upper lip.
@JMajik24
@JMajik24 3 года назад
get that man a jetski!
@kit2770
@kit2770 3 года назад
When the world gets crazy, an unexpected mustache is always welcome.
@lisbethbird8268
@lisbethbird8268 3 года назад
Well, I don't know, I'd say it's more like a diversion. A sorely needed deflection of attention. A grounding in real life, where mustaches can grow in secret. And where Evie gets ultimate authority, may she prosper. So you're right now that I'm thinking about it....
@charmaineberry5663
@charmaineberry5663 3 года назад
Noooooooooo
@GrantBrett
@GrantBrett 3 года назад
In Feb. 2, 1996, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) published an announcement in “The Pharma Letter” explaining that ivermectin had officially been approved for non-veterinary use - meaning it was ok for humans. “In the USA, the Food and Drug Administration has approved Merck & Co.’s Stromectil (ivermectin) for its first non-veterinary use, the chemotherapy of two parasitic infections, strongyloidiasis and onchocerciasis, in humans,” the FDA revealed. “Ivermectin has been used in humans in other countries since 1987, and has been used to treat more than 5.2 million people worldwide.”
@cctomcat321
@cctomcat321 3 года назад
The question I had in mind is more of a, "how far is America going to fall before a snap occurs?"
@julius_the_python
@julius_the_python 3 года назад
There won't be a snap. The fall of Rome will be like boiling a frog, slow enough that people just put up with it til it's too late.
@altrusianwolfdog2564
@altrusianwolfdog2564 3 года назад
@@julius_the_python Just a matter of justification and preparation crossing paths now..not all of us are unaware.
@delphi-moochymaker62
@delphi-moochymaker62 3 года назад
The GOP wishes this. Then marital law is implemented, and guns get removed. Individual rights are suspended at that point.
@annesamson5489
@annesamson5489 3 года назад
@@delphi-moochymaker62 America is done just LOOK this guy Colbert has been a real player toward it hopefully at least him and his zombie fans are happy
@Impromptuinterviews
@Impromptuinterviews 3 года назад
I'm going with we shall see utter dystopia in the coming months. 10 million people we're just kicked off unemployment and pandemic unemployment as the Delta variance surges due to bad advice from the CDC that the vaccinated could remove their masks in most settings. Which they attempted to reverse precisely eight weeks later. We have exponential spread of covid-19 and new variants are coming our way and being created in those who become infected with the current variant. So I don't see a snapping back from this in the next hundred years. I truly predict that we will try for revisionist history and attempt to erase covid-19 and our response to it from the history books for the good of the children. I for one will never forget and will continue to fight the good fight to stop the spread not just slow it. And I wish more people could see beyond their own hubris and stop spreading this disease and the misinformation about how there are so many Simple Solutions so they can do what they want to do and not worry about spreading covid. The only solution that has any chance of working at stopping the spread of covid-19 is becoming Regional until there is no new cases for a minimum of 30 days. Properly isolating people who have covid and throwing the honor System out the damn window. Accepting that the vaccine is not the magic bullet or solution to this problem and that it is just one tool in the Arsenal to stop this disease. We have wasted 18 months instead of utilizing 90 days. When will we create a plan to stop covid? How many millions have to die of covid before we try to stop the spread
@krejados1
@krejados1 3 года назад
"A broad ban like that..." yep, that's pretty much Texas' attitude towards women. Edit: for those too young to know that 'broad' was a slang term for 'woman'... and not a nice one, either.
@krejados1
@krejados1 3 года назад
@@Just-Human Clearly, the difference between viability and unviability escapes you.
@monkeyman193
@monkeyman193 3 года назад
@@Just-Human it's quite obvious that you need to think about these things a little more.
@monkeyman193
@monkeyman193 3 года назад
@@Just-Human this is the kind of sick thinking that politicians and religions instill.
@dextermorgan4686
@dextermorgan4686 3 года назад
*Hey Liberals, let us never forget that YOU brought us here! YOU got Trump (re)elected* (who appointed 3 Supreme Court Judges(so far)), *the very second you chose not to vote for the best presidential candidate we've ever had (Bernie Sanders)!* Instead you voted for the worst of the worst... Hillary Rodham Clinton and Joe Biden. Two corrupt, neoliberal sociopaths that could not care let about us! Thus, YOU DID THIS!
@krejados1
@krejados1 3 года назад
@@dextermorgan4686 Not quite, Dex. Bernie would never have gotten nominated, despite his successes in the primaries.
@laineyturner3785
@laineyturner3785 3 года назад
Actually Stephen, you’re giving off a strong John Bolton vibe.
@redbarchetta8782
@redbarchetta8782 3 года назад
The GQP are the cheerleaders for Armageddon.
@gutspipola8886
@gutspipola8886 3 года назад
Dems are driving the bus
@joshbeck9761
@joshbeck9761 3 года назад
Biden and the Democrat's run America you all made sure. But oh it's still the GOPs fault. Sorry Biden is a fuck up like Trump was, but now it's on your heads what's happening.
@elizabethhalloway149
@elizabethhalloway149 3 года назад
@JMB b i also refer to them as the SOT Party (Slaves of Trump)
@hikiee0994
@hikiee0994 3 года назад
@@joshbeck9761 Poeple like you are immune to commonsense
@solvseus
@solvseus 3 года назад
@@joshbeck9761 Not in TX, FL, nor the Dakotas
@matthewblough5088
@matthewblough5088 3 года назад
Miss having Evie on the show, take her over the audience all day long.
@charlenemack7040
@charlenemack7040 3 года назад
👍
@rondajones7526
@rondajones7526 3 года назад
Same, I actually enjoyed her candid laughter over the loud audience
@jla3bc
@jla3bc 3 года назад
Me, too.
@erikagray9883
@erikagray9883 3 года назад
Yes. The audience is obnoxiously loud and grating.
@thn348
@thn348 3 года назад
Me too. I miss her giggling.
@cavemanlawyer5608
@cavemanlawyer5608 3 года назад
He asked what the hell is going on with his upper lip as i said to myself, “did he grow a fuckin white mustache?!” And i lost my shit. His timing gets me every time
@cavemanlawyer5608
@cavemanlawyer5608 3 года назад
@Gerardo Franco 😂 hell yeah!!
@mlghelp2day
@mlghelp2day 3 года назад
I was very surprised when I saw that awful looking thing. It looks like a milk mustache! 🤣🤣🤣
@tommymcweedface229
@tommymcweedface229 3 года назад
I'm old, so I thought of Captain Kangaroo.
@LoveyourzAF
@LoveyourzAF 3 года назад
Not sure why, but his knocking on the camera lens was very satisfying. Fourth wall, for what.
@papwithanhatchet902
@papwithanhatchet902 3 года назад
“What the Texas” should be a saying in response to anything stupid.
@MissPickles1980
@MissPickles1980 3 года назад
They're out-Floridaing Florida
@dcthomas8959
@dcthomas8959 3 года назад
Hah, yeah.
@joycej9415
@joycej9415 3 года назад
Thanks I am gonna use it!
@altrusianwolfdog2564
@altrusianwolfdog2564 3 года назад
nothing funnier than people crying about not being able to murder their babies in a state they don't even live in...
@lisaburnette6850
@lisaburnette6850 3 года назад
@@altrusianwolfdog2564 that was just ignorant.
@Fiat_Lux_23
@Fiat_Lux_23 3 года назад
"If I owned Hell and Texas, I would rent Texas and live in Hell." - General P. H. Sheridan
@RealengoPrimordialDemon
@RealengoPrimordialDemon 3 года назад
Hell don't sound so bad after all the demons moved to Texas.
@nirmalapersaud7589
@nirmalapersaud7589 3 года назад
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@lostbutfreesoul
@lostbutfreesoul 3 года назад
@@RealengoPrimordialDemon , That made me pause for a moment and I had to wonder: Just whom else would the Devil Rent Texas too? Very acute observation there!
@ilenastarbreeze4978
@ilenastarbreeze4978 3 года назад
@@RealengoPrimordialDemon na theres tons of republicand in hell
@RealengoPrimordialDemon
@RealengoPrimordialDemon 3 года назад
@@ilenastarbreeze4978 they're living in Texas or in other red states.
@rgwak
@rgwak 3 года назад
Afghanistan: The taliban will usher in a dark era of oppression against women. Texas republicans: **takes notes**
@hellhound1389
@hellhound1389 3 года назад
The difference between Texas and Afghanistan= Mexican food 😂
@kimjongfun5427
@kimjongfun5427 3 года назад
That's why people call the GOP American Taliban, they have so much in common, like anti-science, anti-vaccine, anti-women, anti-democracy, etc.
@nobodyknows3180
@nobodyknows3180 3 года назад
@@hellhound1389 The difference between Texas and Afghanistan= food
@caroljo420
@caroljo420 3 года назад
Apparently Texas is fully run by Talibangelicals. I will NEVER visit Texas!
@MKR5210
@MKR5210 3 года назад
I think the Taliban will be taking notes from Texas. It will save them the cost of bullets 🤷
@desertflower3996
@desertflower3996 3 года назад
Legend has it there's a Navy Pilot with a Mustache that reigns over all others.
@lecture42
@lecture42 3 года назад
And I would like to start by saying just no, just no to the mustache! I mean, if Evie didn't like the beard, don't tell me she likes the mustache!!!
@milliewoo337
@milliewoo337 3 года назад
Lol “wanna see my talking duck?” John Batiste’s face on the cutaway…
@williamwsentamu4876
@williamwsentamu4876 3 года назад
And now Stephen cannot have a milkshake without looking like a Navy admiral afterwards. :-)
@CokeAMor
@CokeAMor 3 года назад
So literally no change whatsoever after the milkshake.
@williamwsentamu4876
@williamwsentamu4876 3 года назад
@@CokeAMor maybe strawberry? 😇
@AbsentWithoutLeaving
@AbsentWithoutLeaving 3 года назад
He looks like he had a fake moustache pasted above his upper lip, pulled it off, and what's left is the dried glue.
@GSTACK57
@GSTACK57 3 года назад
Why? You eat them with a straw.
@rodrigoibarra1588
@rodrigoibarra1588 3 года назад
Looking at his moustache makes me think about how much he dyes his hair.
@nyperillo
@nyperillo 3 года назад
I didn't even notice it because it's so Gray!!
@jayczzzya
@jayczzzya 3 года назад
That moustache did a good monologue. I miss Stephen though.
@freefalln
@freefalln 3 года назад
Nobody does Colbert like Colbert!! So glad to have you back!
@alanmundy1536
@alanmundy1536 3 года назад
I thought the reference to The Handmaid's Tale was spot on. This had already occurred to me and indeed the Republican Party sees the Handmaid's Tale as a blueprint for the future.
@kylejohnson6924
@kylejohnson6924 3 года назад
Surely I wasn't the only one expecting an announcement for the candidacy to be the new Jeopardy! host.
@SweetColo
@SweetColo 3 года назад
That’d b awesome !
@jaantorv4991
@jaantorv4991 3 года назад
So glad you're back. And despite Boltonizing your face, I'll still watch.
@sophieoshaughnessy9469
@sophieoshaughnessy9469 3 года назад
@Helle's Belles frightening display!
@redashulk2498
@redashulk2498 3 года назад
Joe said he lied ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-3O_7O9_nV10.html
@WindWhistler89
@WindWhistler89 3 года назад
Never leave again Stephen!! I missed you!
@jontattum1476
@jontattum1476 3 года назад
with alex trebek gone, I find stephen's stache to be a welcome sight.
@janedoh9021
@janedoh9021 3 года назад
He does look like my toddler after he drinks his morning milk...
@fairdinkum977
@fairdinkum977 3 года назад
Thank you, Governor Hot Wheels, I was beginning to feel it's indecent, to be a pervert! Now it pays to be a creep, in the "Great State of Texas"!
@altrusianwolfdog2564
@altrusianwolfdog2564 3 года назад
You might have to find another state to kill your babies in....
@fairdinkum977
@fairdinkum977 3 года назад
@@altrusianwolfdog2564 Fucx turn their comments off again?
@MM-vv8mt
@MM-vv8mt 3 года назад
Stephen + Stephen's 'stache = Manny Pep, of Pep Bros fame!
@ibeetellingya5683
@ibeetellingya5683 3 года назад
Coincidentally, Texas also just signed a law that allows *everyone* to carry a *hidden gun* *without a gun permit*. That could come in handy when using the legal system to violate the privacy of, accuse, intimidate, harass, threaten, and stop anyone anywhere in the state from having anything directly or indirectly to do with one or more abortions.
@DuchessofEarlGrey
@DuchessofEarlGrey 3 года назад
That abortion law isn't about saving lives, it's about having power over those they see are beneath them. Change my mind.
@mankindwasmybusiness3596
@mankindwasmybusiness3596 3 года назад
@@paulbarclay4114 you're outta your depth, Paul. but go ahead and convince the women here they all need a forced breeding law and snatch snitches, I'll wait
@DuchessofEarlGrey
@DuchessofEarlGrey 3 года назад
@@paulbarclay4114 Why are there those who would hunt down a woman who aborted a child for the sake of the child, and yet they REFUSE to take measures to protect those already born? It's like the child's only precious when its inside a uterus. After it comes out, no one cares if it gets gunned down or ill.
@impasse0124
@impasse0124 3 года назад
No one’s gonna change your mind I’m sure. But the law does save lives and as a woman of childbearing age and more importantly as a fellow human being, I’m thrilled.
@DuchessofEarlGrey
@DuchessofEarlGrey 3 года назад
@@paulbarclay4114 Not sure I can say it any simpler, there, bud. Other than America is the land of hypocrites. Pro-lifers want every conceived child to be born, and yet gun-enthusiasts want NO gun laws that would prevent crazy ya-hoos from EASILY acquiring a gun and shooting up a school. Same goes for vaccines. Highly contagious, and/or deadly diseases (meningitis, measles, tetanus, influenza (including strains of Covid)) can also take out those children, and spread like a motherhumper, but noooo, can't have vaccines because of a long-debunked conspiracy theory said it gives them autism! In short, pro-life+anti-vax = hypocrite
@DuchessofEarlGrey
@DuchessofEarlGrey 3 года назад
@@impasse0124 As a woman of the same state, I'm sure as well. But what about THEIR lives? Rape victims? Underage girls, not mature physically or mentally enough? What about women not ready to be mothers, or not meant to be mothers? You expect all those children to go into foster care/adoption? That's a train wreck, and a bottle neck. Children can get seriously fucked up when they don't receive proper, stable maternal love. RU-vid search "1965. Effect of emotional deprivation and neglect on babies" (ArchiveMC). The tatter tots they examine would be adults now, and you gotta wonder, how many of them are "stable?" (not anxious, stressed, sociopathic, anorexic, etc)
@janedoh9021
@janedoh9021 3 года назад
I was going to ask the same question about the "Steve-stache"! My answer: no, not so much. Still luv ya, tho, Steve.
@Dreamcatcher9000
@Dreamcatcher9000 3 года назад
What question?
@anilsampson
@anilsampson 3 года назад
Stephen Colbert auditioning to host Jeopardy based off will Ferrell impression of Alex Trebek on SNL
@adamgardiner5869
@adamgardiner5869 3 года назад
U fuc*kin nailed it!
@CasualGamer11
@CasualGamer11 3 года назад
yay Stephen’s back!!! i’m siding with Chris (and probably also Evie) though - that moustache has to go 😂
@sechran
@sechran 3 года назад
At first I thought my screen was screwed up and there was somehow static localized over Stephen's mouth.
@skougi
@skougi 3 года назад
Ivermectin comes from a golf course in Japan. Few generations removed or so, but yeah. It has a fascinating history. :)
@brendanh8193
@brendanh8193 3 года назад
Yeah, I know it's comedy, all the jokes about Ivermectin. But I do think that he is adding to the undermining of the science as a whole by taking sides before the evidence is definitive. From a scientific viewpoint, the jury is still out, with conflicting evidence available for both sides.
@chertfoot1500
@chertfoot1500 3 года назад
​@@brendanh8193 Yes, I am finding the research equivocal. 6/10 review papers said "yay" and four said "neigh" but none said "harmful"
@chertfoot1500
@chertfoot1500 3 года назад
Have you seen the Nobel accptance speach? Quirky and fascinating.
@earthboundconstruction4577
@earthboundconstruction4577 3 года назад
Sophisticated. Get a monocle you'll look like the monopoly guy. Its hilarious Stephen.
@darylingoteborg3178
@darylingoteborg3178 3 года назад
And a top hat. And a cane. A sword cane!
@smiller2044
@smiller2044 3 года назад
Earthbound Construction or he's the Planters Peanut 🥜
@cctomcat321
@cctomcat321 3 года назад
The Monopoly Man doesn't have a monocle...
@gavsmith1980
@gavsmith1980 3 года назад
Mandela effect in action. Monopoly guy has never had a monocle.
@ericminch
@ericminch 3 года назад
Monopoly guy != Mr Peanut
@fidgetyhuman
@fidgetyhuman 3 года назад
Y’all always take a break when we need you the most :(
@brainflash1
@brainflash1 3 года назад
Well they only work four days a week.
@lw3269
@lw3269 3 года назад
Late night hosts are on break more than they are working. Can we have a job like that?
@brainflash1
@brainflash1 3 года назад
@@lw3269 And when they get back they complain about missing all the good stories.
@shauniebnaturalista6672
@shauniebnaturalista6672 3 года назад
Missed you, Stephen! Love the geriatric caterpillar.
@lauragn4300
@lauragn4300 3 года назад
Is that what that is?
@GoliathsChamp
@GoliathsChamp 3 года назад
Everyone with the same arguments against each other. I just wanted a hug
@soteed
@soteed 3 года назад
What is his impersonation of Eric going to look like with the mustache?
@jonbar2027
@jonbar2027 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Cp7SePV4BbU.html
@kdmdlo
@kdmdlo 3 года назад
At one point, prior to the start of his show, Stephen had an Edwardian style goatee ... which looked great.
@stelladonaconfredobutler9459
@stelladonaconfredobutler9459 3 года назад
the goatee was better, sexier
@LetsBeCivilShallWe
@LetsBeCivilShallWe 3 года назад
I called Stephen our modern-day D’Artagnan during that interesting period.
@ulemseni
@ulemseni 3 года назад
@@LetsBeCivilShallWe ε
@paigerosner8574
@paigerosner8574 3 года назад
Lol! That da bears or Peter Parker line “sent me” as the kids say.
@redjacemory4404
@redjacemory4404 3 года назад
As the 70 year old kids say! :) Lol
@sadewolfkitten
@sadewolfkitten 3 года назад
If you'd've asked me before seeing this, I would have chosen no stache. Yet curiously, I find myself in the pro-stache camp. It's different, but I like it.
@gabriellehellenbrand898
@gabriellehellenbrand898 3 года назад
That’s funny, I feel the opposite way. I think it’s cause his hair is dark, and the mustache is so white I can barely see it!
@sorormimm493
@sorormimm493 3 года назад
DA BEARS. Where’s Seth when you need him?!
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 3 года назад
Still insisting he’s too good for an audience.
@senicanastasia
@senicanastasia 3 года назад
On the matter of the Supreme Court, Stephen took the words right out of my mouth!!!
@charlenemack7040
@charlenemack7040 3 года назад
I hope he was wearing gloves!!!
@chertfoot1500
@chertfoot1500 3 года назад
@@charlenemack7040 Your Honor, the State will present evidence that this here defendent Stole My Thunder!!
@kathleenmiles1150
@kathleenmiles1150 3 года назад
Stephen Colbert is so smart. He's the only late night show host who can make me laugh in the midst of horrible news. He also never comes off like he's lecturing the audience, which in this polarized political climate seems to be the new norm in media. He can have people on his show that he disagrees with, and yet never devolves into name-calling and manages to have real conversations with them. I really appreciate Stephen Colbert.
@Bibliophile1969
@Bibliophile1969 3 года назад
LOVE the mustache! As long as Evie likes it, to hell with the haters.
@FurryCruz
@FurryCruz 3 года назад
That's why I never watched Handmaids tale past 1 season, I was waiting for that to be the reality...
@jonbar2027
@jonbar2027 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Cp7SePV4BbU.html
@krejados1
@krejados1 3 года назад
If you can, read the book. It's so much more visceral.
@greeneyedlady5580
@greeneyedlady5580 3 года назад
@@krejados1 The book creeped me out so much that I couldn't even watch the first episode of the show. Horrifying.
@markbrown2640
@markbrown2640 3 года назад
Stephen is trying out for Jeopardy and wants a "Vintage Alex" look.
@keksi6844
@keksi6844 3 года назад
Steven is a LIAR.Ivermectin is a human drug also given by doctors and most people do not overdose.Why is he LYING to people?????
@annihilator45
@annihilator45 3 года назад
@@keksi6844 No! You have been lied to. Your facts are wrong.
@BlackCat-dm7se
@BlackCat-dm7se 3 года назад
@@keksi6844 u dont ride the horse, the horse rides you
@baccorame3058
@baccorame3058 3 года назад
@@annihilator45 You should probably let the medical community know and all the people who have had it prescribed to them. Ivermectin for humans Ivermectin is also used to control onchocerciasis (river blindness; infection with a type of roundworm that may cause rash, bumps under the skin, and vision problems including vision loss or blindness). Ivermectin is in a class of medications called anthelmintics. It treats strongyloidosis by killing the worms in the intestines.
@evanpatterson7098
@evanpatterson7098 Год назад
I love your Wolford Brimley stache.😂😂
@jaerirob644
@jaerirob644 3 года назад
5:40 The guy who quickly wore his mask correctly when the camera pans to him.
@beastmode-ht8ou
@beastmode-ht8ou 3 года назад
Everyone's talking about the 'stache and not about how amazing Jean Batiste looks
@cindysaroya1251
@cindysaroya1251 3 года назад
Jean Batiste is fabulous and charming in every way imaginable; including, especially (but not at all exclusively), his clothes. I so enjoy his outfits. He is a delight and a treat to the eyes.
@jackwarren1687
@jackwarren1687 3 года назад
Jean sucks😒
@dirkjanrulez23
@dirkjanrulez23 3 года назад
@@jackwarren1687 i find him very annoying
@janinecarreau1929
@janinecarreau1929 3 года назад
he does look terrific
@adamlord
@adamlord 3 года назад
his name is Jon Batiste
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 3 года назад
Stephen looks very distinguished with his gray moustache, graying temples and hair. He looks like what everybody imagines a rich uncle to look like. (Now he needs a hat, waist coat and fob watch.)
@SonofTuscon99
@SonofTuscon99 3 года назад
And a monocle.
@tobybartlett
@tobybartlett 3 года назад
@@SonofTuscon99 I second a vote for the monocle 🧐
@noelleggett5368
@noelleggett5368 3 года назад
I was thinking of Mr Lodge (Veronica’s father) from the Archie comics (not the Latino gangster from Riverdale).
@SonofTuscon99
@SonofTuscon99 3 года назад
@@noelleggett5368 good one!
@aick
@aick 3 года назад
He looks like he's the mailman who takes pictures of your kids at the bus stop every morning. Distinguished? More like "Get in the van, I got candy"
@ThatTieDyeGuy
@ThatTieDyeGuy 3 года назад
Are You trying to get a job playing Johna Jameson in the MCU? BRING ME THAT WALL-CRAWLING INSECT!
@missarielle2
@missarielle2 3 года назад
Everyone is entitled to their personal grooming decisions that they look back on in 10-15 years and cringe.
@Maya_Pinion
@Maya_Pinion 3 года назад
👍😂😂😂
@uberneanderthal
@uberneanderthal 3 года назад
wdym colbert is an expert on grooming...oh you mean the other kind of grooming, nvm
@DorriOlds
@DorriOlds 3 года назад
Hahaha. You win the internet!!! Hahaha.
@GVSU1906
@GVSU1906 3 года назад
You Sir definitely have earned and deserve all of the awards you and your show have won!!
@jonbar2027
@jonbar2027 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Cp7SePV4BbU.html
@delCorteh
@delCorteh 3 года назад
Haven't watched in a while, that stache is marvellous.
@HellHunter00
@HellHunter00 3 года назад
My reaction was more along the lines of.. What the... No.
@dparks3784
@dparks3784 3 года назад
Yes, seriously unattractive, and he is a handsome man.
@antoniograncino3506
@antoniograncino3506 3 года назад
A kiss without a moustache is like an egg without salt. -----Mae West
@HealthyMBS1
@HealthyMBS1 3 года назад
Please have on Tom Selleck for an interview so that the following embarrassment you will feel will put an end to this mistake. Other than that, great monologue as usual!
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 3 года назад
I honestly expected a '🦆 off' there... I mean... right?
@thomasdarling2553
@thomasdarling2553 3 года назад
I'd say that mustache is the real sign of the end times.
@brendac9386
@brendac9386 3 года назад
🤣
@thechumpsbeendumped.7797
@thechumpsbeendumped.7797 3 года назад
The most important thing is does Evie like the tache?
@lorrainethomas8797
@lorrainethomas8797 3 года назад
She hated his beard. A compromise, perhaps?
@kellyburket6955
@kellyburket6955 3 года назад
It is the only, not most important thing!!!
@forestmaiden
@forestmaiden 3 года назад
Exactly! She has the only say.
@kenbrown2808
@kenbrown2808 3 года назад
I think we need an official statement.
@thechumpsbeendumped.7797
@thechumpsbeendumped.7797 3 года назад
@@kenbrown2808 If it’s gone by next week we’ll have our answer.
@drsnova7313
@drsnova7313 3 года назад
It's so bizarre to me that a modern, high-tech nation like the US still has power lines suspended on wooden poles over their streets, instead of putting them underground. It's no wonder that power outages are so common, compared to most other western nations.
@krejados1
@krejados1 3 года назад
I know, right?
@greeneyedlady5580
@greeneyedlady5580 3 года назад
In western Oregon, an ice storm last winter took out tens of thousands of trees, which took down thousands of power lines. The night of the storm I couldn't sleep as there were frequent crashes, and the sky kept lighting up with brilliant blue flashes, as electrical transformers blew up. Hundreds of thousands of people lost power, many for a week, and some for 10 days or longer in the middle of winter. It's just crazy. Last summer, our wildfires were abetted by falling trees taking down over a thousand power lines.
@krejados1
@krejados1 3 года назад
@@greeneyedlady5580 It is a wonder that such cataclysmic events are allowed to repeatedly wreak havoc. Those of us elsewhere in the world wonder how Americans can tolerate it. I wish I had something more comforting to say (and better to do) than "so sorry for your suffering"
@beipiaosaurus
@beipiaosaurus 3 года назад
Well we'd be improving our infrastructure except that one political party, Joe Manchin and Kristen Sinema just don't think the government should help people (except their rich doners)...
@krejados1
@krejados1 3 года назад
@@beipiaosaurus that's the rub, Mickey. To them, only certain people are people, this attitude traces all the way back to the country's founding. "We, the people...' were only rich, white male land owners. Women, slaves, immigrants, the indigenous and all poor people are not addressed. That's the dif between the letter of the law and the spirit of the law. We uphold the letter, they rape us with the spirit.
@worf7271
@worf7271 3 года назад
Seems like Colbert is on hiatus all the time. Wasn't he gone for two weeks recently, returned to the show for two weeks, and then went on another two week break?
@ClockwiseCat
@ClockwiseCat 3 года назад
right. i wondered about that too
@ElPayasoMalo
@ElPayasoMalo 3 года назад
DaHjaj yuch DaSop'a' wo'rIv
@georgejuniorleedom4476
@georgejuniorleedom4476 3 года назад
@NAVARRO, DANILO JR., B. Olympics? They finally had one?
@noelryan6341
@noelryan6341 3 года назад
Apart from a 'straw poll', Stephen missed a great opportunity to engage audience participation by offering to 'slash the tash for cash' if people donated money for a good cause of his choosing.
@PILLGATESUBEEZY
@PILLGATESUBEEZY 3 года назад
The stash is like the first time we seen Wilson's face from Home Improvement.
@crh18
@crh18 3 года назад
oh man! only viewers of a certain age will know what this is without looking it up!
@JenneeAmell
@JenneeAmell 3 года назад
@@ichijofestival2576 It was in the finale of the show when they came out for their curtain call as I recall.
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