Hustle Castle’s Extremely Confusing Ads (Badads 4)

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Today we explore the beautiful and disturbing world of mobile game ads on instagram. Sure, some are awful and gross, but some are also bad and horrible.
TOUR TICKETS www.wearetwodifferentpeopleto...
MERCH ► dannygonzalez.store
MY SECOND CHANNEL ► / 2danny2furious
OUTRO SONG ► song.link/us/i/1454823599
MY SPOTIFY ► open.spotify.com/artist/6pDkm...
Follow me on Instagram ► / dannygonzalez
Follow me on Twitter ► / dannygonzalez
WHY DO I CALL MY FANS GREG?
Greg is the strongest family on the internet, we're the fastest growing channel on RU-vid, and we make fire content. So, instead of making up some pun using my name and calling my fans that, I decided to use a different name entirely. A name so strong, haters tremble when it is spoken. WE ARE GREG. AND WE ARE TAKING OVER THE INTERNET. And all you have to do to join is hit subscribe and turn on notifications.
#dannygonzalez

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Комментарии : 15 тыс.

@Puthypower222 4 года назад

The ads say 18+ but in the App Store it says 9+ LMAO they really out here clickbaiting

@guacamolly_ 4 года назад

😂😂😂

@lavenderlaceration 4 года назад

@Alvinsland2 exactly

@kirstenkenyon7246 4 года назад

Lol mine says 10+

@ohno712 4 года назад

*ANGERY*

@tanklessbread5355 4 года назад

you mean clk bait

@harlethan5748 4 года назад

Me: *blocks hustle castle* Ad: “Hahaha, you think you can just dispose of me like a battery?”

@xanthopsia 4 года назад

*h a h a h a ha*

@noir6207 4 года назад

Me: *im about to end this mans whole career* **blocks ad**

@LetMeEatIt 4 года назад

Yes. Yes I can mr. Ad. I do not belong in your possesion you tiny computer glitch.

@sm5095 4 года назад

Legend

@CookingMyWay 4 года назад

This one killed my whole Channel! 😂

@harlow8979 3 года назад

The girl in hustle castle didnt grow thiccer, that bish was just *COMPRESSED* .

@SomeName_AlsoHandlesSucc 2 года назад

**COMPRESSION**

@Ollie_the_Possum 2 года назад

IT'S ME!!!

@gianna526 2 года назад

Honorary Knight, could you possibly whip me up a McSweetMadame with extra pickles?

@polygonally_dunce7813 Год назад

Her height went to her weight

@ElectricalMason Год назад

She got compressed to a zip file

@creditsunknown7974 3 года назад

Honestly the saying "You dont belong to god" seems a combination of creepy and inspiring.

@lvbboi9 2 года назад

"you are not your own, you are bought at a price, therefore, honor god with your bodies" Pretty sure that's a line in the Bible, this reminded me of it

@logicbuilder1204 2 года назад

@@lvbboi9 ?

@lvbboi9 2 года назад

@@logicbuilder1204 Just randomly reminded me of that

@logicbuilder1204 2 года назад

@@lvbboi9That's kind of messed up

@lvbboi9 2 года назад

@@logicbuilder1204 welll each to their own I guess

@shoebo.x 4 года назад

“Gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants maybe?” IM SCREAMING-

@mildlydistressedmaninaturt5452 4 года назад

SIS I-

@cheesytea772 4 года назад

And I oop-

@gavin8825 4 года назад

*Maybe*

@axelbeckham2310 4 года назад

I spilled my fuCKING COFFEE--

@victorfromwiisports6038 4 года назад

Perri Swirl you did it you legend

@yikes876 4 года назад

Danny: I’m the sexiest rat on RU-vid Ratatoing: 😭

@ibraheem4913 4 года назад

beach please HAHAAAHA

@justyce7511 4 года назад

HAHAHAHHHA

@sophialoweland8672 4 года назад

Ahahaha

@avapiece 4 года назад

😂😂

@elissa3461 4 года назад

LMAOSHGWJQKS

@t0xcn253 Год назад

"I fear it's too heinous to say" I love how Danny occasionally lapses into this Shakespearian vocabulary, but does so in the most chill and natural way to the point where you hardly even notice he's doing it.

@Totally_NotSterben 2 года назад

I hope Josh is in a better place and in a healthy relationship. He for sure deserved better

@dontstealmycontentplease 11 месяцев назад

Nice draculara pfp

@thethirdversionofalex3398 4 года назад

Throughout all the ads: THIS IS NOT A CHILDREN’S GAME! 8:58 On the App Store: Age 9+

@jaxonsmith9113 4 года назад

😂

@no_name4415 4 года назад

👀

@emracck 4 года назад

Storybook Queen ;-; they took that L

@BehaviorPlanPam 4 года назад

Storybook Queen yeah. I looked on the App Store and not only did it say 9+, but it also shows that the adds have NOTHING to do with the actual gameplay. I’m not surprised 🤦🏻‍♀️

@VueiyVisarelli 4 года назад

lol, it's reverse psychology for kids: kids think, "I'm gonna be rebellious!"

@lydiawilliams5870 4 года назад

Hustle castle: not for children! Also hustle castle: for ages 9+.

@TheFunyGotTook 4 года назад

Looks creators of this game hates PEGI

@deleted-cz8ki 4 года назад

8:26 and in addition to that, the mom is staring at the daughter weirdly

@TheLilyChannelHD 4 года назад

Welp, I guess as soon as you turn 9 you’re an adult

@geoffpestes5958 4 года назад

🔞

@Bready850 4 года назад

The nine year olds:😔

@justin2308 2 года назад

Nothing will ever top the ad I saw that said, “Beat this game and you’re legally allowed to leave.” Leave from what? Why can’t I leave now? Have I always been your prisoner, game developer?

@Random-sk6hm Год назад

Yes. Yes. you can't leave until you finish the game, this is secretly Squid Game mobile edition

@webby3109 2 года назад

That dragon looked like a proud father

@gwyneth6649 2 года назад

lol ikr

@bowbow2089 4 года назад

"I'm Danny! The sexiest rat on all of youtube" Lady Ratatoing rats: *AM I A JOKE TO YOU*

@miasimplyexists5232 4 года назад

anna ùwú omg underrated comment 😂✨

@ylvajade8035 4 года назад

Ohmygod ratatoings I'm wheezing 😂😂😂

@davidcamaj9140 4 года назад

Big joke

@celseac8107 4 года назад

That's exactly what I thought!!

@caitlynfox5098 4 года назад

@ax0llo773 4 года назад

Someone: blocks hustle castle Hustle castle: *evil laugh* You fool, I have 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS

@trevordavison4078 4 года назад

Via Curtis hydra sends it’s regards

@mia234567 4 года назад

« You will never know my main !»

@mthblood4446 4 года назад

That reference is fucking beautiful

@camillahassing561 4 года назад

EllA😂🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️👍😆

@shortcakesweetie 4 года назад

Are you referring to "@hustlecastle1", "@hustlecastle2"-

@dontperceive4888 2 года назад

As someone who knows a woman I can confirm that as they grow up they turn from Post Malone into Jessica Rabbit

@jaymantisgaming Год назад

i saw a woman on the tv once. how do they smell?

@idontexist1966 Год назад

@@jaymantisgaming we smell like grass, well some of us... If we existed...

@joseykate8510 Год назад

@@idontexist1966 .. oh wait but i smell like expired cranberry juice what does that mean

@idontexist1966 Год назад

@@joseykate8510 it means you drank expired cranberry juice. I believe the proper protocol for this would be to report to your direct supervisor and let them handle it from there. Do not make any movements, it will higher the likelihood of you accidentally setting off your self destruct mode. However I think you already turned it on.

@joseykate8510 Год назад

@@idontexist1966 *self destruction noises*

@kaibaiarrio1299 2 года назад

Theres something so horrifyingly real about that one ad where the ex is talking down to whoevers playing that picture game and insulting them while also saying verbally how the person playing will never get rid of them bc they have full control over this person. Even for a stupid ad for a not great game it somehow paints a clear image of abuse

@marinarasauce5701 4 года назад

“you’re mine, josh not god’s, not your girlfriend’s, not your so-called pastor’s, and _definitely_ not god’s!”

@anyapathak467 4 года назад

Oh my god not again

@CYBER_N0T 4 года назад

That fucking ad

@PeterGriffin11 4 года назад

You forgot to add god

@konami-ov4zn 4 года назад

Yandere

@superrachee2490 4 года назад

That ducking ad

@smithbradshaw1248 4 года назад

Imagine your name is actually Greg and you stumble upon Danny's channel for the first time

@nonah8076 4 года назад

Everyone's name is Greg though. Even mine

@abdullahbabar7161 4 года назад

Gregory hefflely

@ralek592 4 года назад

@@abdullahbabar7161 "You can make money by uploading videos on the internet and people will watch it and like you for it? I found my dream job"

@ghost_gakk4021 4 года назад

imagine your name is craig-

@stellat9083 4 года назад

@7 Melt I got an ad that said something like "If you can beat level 3 you can legally change your name to Greg". So I think you should upload that first or something?

@M0ldyCarp3ts 3 года назад

I once got an add that had holes eating stuff called “black hole io” and for some reason the caption for it was “I can’t reach pink DINO”

@dangerous1580 2 года назад

It just makes sense

@Random-sk6hm Год назад

Wdym that makes complete sense

@NotOnLand 2 года назад

I may never play the game, but I'll certainly never forget the woman sternly denying Josh's religion

@billbccart3242 4 года назад

“I would like to be distressing the damsel.” - Danny Gonzalez, 2019

@goonsdirge3464 4 года назад

kinky??

@marothastuga2552 4 года назад

8:34 what do you do in this game You can do everything

@standardhuman400 3 года назад

“The sexiest rat” *impling other rats are sexy*

@mitchc.2660 3 года назад

Watch the Ratatoing video. 😂😂😂

@timeadventur.e 3 года назад

yeah, have you seen ratatoing? damn

@standardhuman400 3 года назад

You know what? No. Those character models are literally garbage. They *tried* making rats sexy, and failed miserably.

@timeadventur.e 3 года назад

@@standardhuman400 damn dude, it was a joke that danny literally made and I was just playing along

@standardhuman400 3 года назад

Sorry, I just enjoy screaming about bad models, regardless of a joke

@zaikareee850 3 года назад

10:08 are they calling us a sock or did they spell suck wrong???

@drewisbadden 2 года назад

The best ad I ever saw was a mobile game ad but instead of text like "I can't reach pink" or "99% of people can't pass" it done said *"please try our game I payed for this ad"*

@vladvilcov3175 4 года назад

“I am the sexiest rat on youtube” Weird flex but ok

@cynniethia 4 года назад

Vlad Vilcov haha first

@Asb20334 4 года назад

“On all of youtube”

@area51studio93 4 года назад

Vlad Vilcov wait I heard brad

@maybelux9123 4 года назад

Lol

@keeyonbeaty2424 4 года назад

Vlad Vilcov “that rat is thick”

@caytie 4 года назад

You're *mine* josh, Not your *girlfriends* Not your so called *pastors* Not *gods* Now and forever. *ha ha ha*

@Tionaintown876 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@englishatheart 4 года назад

You know "you are" is "you're", right? Unless Josh owns a mine.

@caytie 4 года назад

@@englishatheart thanks for telling me, im not very bright oof

@ant5008 4 года назад

Wow this comment made be "ha ha ha"

@lane8273 4 года назад

ha ha ha.

@invisiblename1634 3 года назад

I’m was trippin the whole video because when I look at his shirt, his eyes are grey, and when I looks at the greg sign, his eyes are blue.

@ev3420 2 года назад

5:40 Bard: "I ROLL TO SEDUCE" DM: *sigh*

@BloominFleury29 Год назад

Astor the paladin: me get the holy water!

@2doot 4 года назад

No one: Polygons ad: *YØÛ'RË NØT GØD'S, JØSH. YØÛ'RË MĪÑË.*

@Bollyluver94 4 года назад

2D's blue-ty shorts lmfaoo

@hardlyjack9669 4 года назад

Polysphere*

@maritimehal 4 года назад

That ad is so fucking weird.

@mrmertens82 4 года назад

When it said Josh I thought of josh Dun

@kel4211 4 года назад

2D's blue-ty shorts ikr its soooo weird?

@alphabettical1 4 года назад

These look like the porn ads that come up when you illegally watch a movie

@meiholo825 4 года назад

botjanks that’s really accurate

@Gr47372 4 года назад

Click here to nut instantly scam.com

@nxlschrona7969 4 года назад

How would you know botjanks...

@dheonq 4 года назад

ZALUKAJ

@rengeee 4 года назад

lol true

@idksabrina Год назад

i think this is even funnier when you think about a room of business men deciding that this was gonna be their marketing strategy

@serenitysunflower7215 3 года назад

It’s like this girl just kidnaps him and it’s just “I’ll let you take one thing, and that’s this mobile game.”

@apodow8811 4 года назад

Nobody: Crappy mobile game ads: if you play our game you are legally allowed to commit mass murder

@faust7756 4 года назад

Oi you got a loisence for that ere murder

@myfashionpoint 4 года назад

No one: Hitler: Please don't get mad at this comment lmao

@rockywalter7017 4 года назад

IMMA FIND AN APP LIKE THAT AND WHEN IM ON TRIAL FOR MURDER IM USING THE AD AS DEFENSE

@jeanpierrepolnareff1302 4 года назад

Nobody: Crappy Mobile game ads: get to level 40 and you can legally commit murder, and legally sell drugs too!! 🔥🔥🔥

@gotarogoaster9113 4 года назад

Ha I didn't have to play a game to kill people

@ACatHandler 4 года назад

when you just wanna solve puzzles but you accidentally download an abusive relationship :(

@maria.q99 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@JuliaTheTransPeacock 4 года назад

#relatable

@Morgan-fq9em 4 года назад

I was your 1k like

@HamHamHamHamHam 4 года назад

@ieatgarbage8771 4 года назад

😢😢😢😢😢😢

@bowiethebuffoon4873 2 года назад

Fun fact! It actually says that the minim age for Hustle Castle says 9+ when it literally says “NOT KIDS GAME 😈🔞” So they’re driving away their potential customers

@nieto00 2 года назад

Soooo who’s gonna tell him the truth cause I ain’t gonna.

@scissorbanner9735 Год назад

You see, kids don't care. That's alluring to them. They want "Not kids game 😈🔞". They want that.

@bowiethebuffoon4873 Год назад

@@scissorbanner9735 Ah, alright. My son’s gonna be a degenerate. Lovely.

@maddieb.4282 5 месяцев назад

@@bowiethebuffoon4873yep

@aweeb5473 3 года назад

Ngl the idea of a game where you play as the villain sound pretty cool if executed properly

@lilikatz5431 4 года назад

I got an ad the other day that says "only swirly people can reach" and I still want to know what only swirly people are able to reach

@finnyoak 4 года назад

junji ito shit

@benro6564 4 года назад

@@finnyoak I was gonna say that

@aliciagallegos6241 4 года назад

It’s like people who poop swirly poop lmao I’m kidding

@finnyoak 4 года назад

@@benro6564 THIS AD WAS MADE FOR ME!!!

@sofiapakhomkina3134 4 года назад

IM LAUGHING SO HARD

@semiscreen5130 4 года назад

Nobody: polysphere: you are *MINE* not *GODS* not *your PASTORS* *_MINE JOSH_*

@marcyfarts 4 года назад

AND NOT GODS EITHER

@EthanBCWEntertainment 4 года назад

Hahahaha U S O C K

@yurateya8078 4 года назад

@@EthanBCWEntertainment 🧦

@bel8077 4 года назад

LITTLE KID!

@LoLo-vt1ik 4 года назад

YOUR MINE JOSH!

@ilikemoviesandmore 3 года назад

I'm amazed how adds like these are legal. They are highly misleading.

@Random-sk6hm Год назад

In the UK they'd be banned under the ASA guidelines. You can't advertise something and then not deliver on that, it's highly illegal

@maddieb.4282 5 месяцев назад

@@Random-sk6hmwe have false advertising laws in the US too, just nobody has sued or pursued them legally yet

@maddieb.4282 5 месяцев назад

@@Random-sk6hmHigHLy iLLeGaL lol

@geekgirl_luv4262 2 месяца назад

They’re not actually legal, but the problem is that mobile game ads aren’t exactly the FTC’s top priority, so these games just keep getting away with blatantly false advertising because no one bothers to stop them

@wrath7756 Год назад

my theory for the polysphere add is that they're hoping you fullscreen it and think the texts are from your ex, thereby making you click on the screen and sending you to the app store page.

@qwertyqwo1484 4 года назад

After subscribing, you are legally allowed to change your name to Greg

@salvie777 4 года назад

qwerty qwo underrated comment

@ORGSE 4 года назад

Legally required**

@saicholbonvin3299 4 года назад

Legally forced to*

@lotus9870 4 года назад

fAcT

@g1zm00 4 года назад

and that's a fact ^_^

@kanadetachibana7728 4 года назад

Right so the ad has “🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞” and “Not children’s game! 🔞👿”. Then App Store be like “9+” uhhhhhhhhhh who do I believe???

@louieree6420 4 года назад

Yes

@ava0911 4 года назад

*_y e s_*

@ElrobertosuperioESA 4 года назад

Yes

@shanequinn7409 4 года назад

yes

@BRIAN_IVERSON_20 4 года назад

*Yes*

@thatchristian781 2 года назад

So, I was listening while doing something else and let me explain. Danny: "...standing and verbally insulting too? I'll play out the ad in it's entirety" "Download vinted to give your loved clothes a second life" You would not understand my very confusion before realising a REAL AD came on also lucky danny, not demonitzed after all

@moshroomba Год назад

Thank you Danny for the captions, I don't have hearing problems but I do like captions so I can clarify what I'm hearing. I'm sure people who need/want captions also greatly appreciated it

@PickledOlivesss 3 года назад

Can we appreciate how it repeals said “not for kids 18+” but then he opens the App Store and it just says “9+”

@bowiethebuffoon4873 2 года назад

Yes

@thanaGogical 2 года назад

@cuishanwu5 2 года назад

@@thanaGogical maybe so

@Garden0flowr 2 года назад

@@cuishanwu5 i dont know

@ViolentSock 2 года назад

Mayhaps

@qnnq 4 года назад

Me in any social situation: "Maybe if I over-analyze this it will start to make sense!"

@SheffJu 4 года назад

{Crystalfy } lmao😂😂

@claral4665 4 года назад

The accuracy 😂

@macylagunas354 4 года назад

I read this whenever he said it omg

@Idiot136 3 года назад

12:24 Is that the first thing you can think of when you hear disposable , a battery? Me : Class D

@immortalsun 2 года назад

5:06 “Distress the Damsel” actually sounds like a pretty cool name for a game where you play as the villain.

@acroissant3721 3 года назад

Girlfriend: screaming and verbally abusing you The background music: 👌💗💤😇

@microwave5385 3 года назад

Your profile pic is me when I watch the adds.

@thefunny4272 3 года назад

@@microwave5385 aw hell naw mickrowafe done turnt into gru from despikabal me!?!

@microwave5385 3 года назад

@@thefunny4272 wat

@thefunny4272 3 года назад

@@microwave5385 *did i stutter?*

@microwave5385 3 года назад

@@thefunny4272 no?

@meaghankirby5436 4 года назад

Maybe Josh blocked her on everything else so she has resorted to creating and promoting apps to get in contact with him

@wynuwu 4 года назад

Meaghan Kirby LMAO

@alittlefruitfairy 4 года назад

That seems logical

@Renteng 4 года назад

I'm loving this theory

@cjfuller43 4 года назад

Smart

@kalplibaloncuk 4 года назад

This comment made my day, thank you op

@ryanwebb309 2 года назад

I love how he says, "this of course is another episode of..." in every video, yet the only series with multiple episodes (to my knowledge) is badads

@kaopamsame5 Год назад

Game adds be like : after reaching level 10000000 your legally allowed to breathe 🤠

@zombi6751 4 года назад

I THINK I FIGURED OUT THE POLYGRAPH AD ok so polygraph is one of those so-called "meditation" games, and i think the ad is trying to show that 'josh' is just staying calm and relaxed by playing the game even though all this shit is going on but that's just a theory *an ad theory*

@quaelgeist3337 4 года назад

nyxocosplay you're a genius!

@trevordavison4078 4 года назад

Technically still a *game theory*!

@clydefrogzz 4 года назад

OHMYGOD

@SymmetricalOCD 4 года назад

He did not seem calm to me lol he kept rage quitting every time he was about to finish the puzzle

@averybryce6961 4 года назад

nyxocosplay the end made me crack up!!! 😂😂

@McMerlin11 4 года назад

Polysphere: You’re not God’s Josh, you’re mine. Josh?: Wtf I’m just trying to solve this Iron Man puzzle :(

@christinatutor6486 4 года назад

I wish the ex started lauging mainaically at the end

@shyniavickers1140 4 года назад

HawkyPlays after the Polysphere add it gave me a real add lol

@j.noelbentley6375 4 года назад

lmao

@chio3380 4 года назад

NOT G O D S -

@emt7026 4 года назад

The fact that my names josh and I’ve had this app downloaded for a few days now scares me💀

@MistedMargwa 2 года назад

i've been binging his channel for about 2 hours now and i can confidently say i enjoy watching him talk about nothing for hours at a time💀

@kego6835 3 года назад

I can confirm, all our height goes into our boobs...every age- I mean level we get

@dolphinman92 4 года назад

Conspiracy theory: Danny is getting paid to make these vids by the company making the ads

@cryingtm7237 4 года назад

Turtleshell vids i- frick danny dude

@basementbats 4 года назад

Alternate conspiracy theory: the company is specifically advertising to Danny followers per each social media because they know they’ll heavily suggest it to him which will promote the app to an even larger audience

@Plastitos 4 года назад

Probably

@thin-kingconnect6928 4 года назад

Plot twist

@Kyleswrld 4 года назад

He wouldn't be saying there shit then

@josieblue 4 года назад

the biggest question that polysphere ad left me with is what did that guy take so long to solve the puzzle he got to the full image like three times during his ex’s monologue

@BreakTheBeat852 4 года назад

It’s because he socks at the game

@shawnugwudike459 4 года назад

It's because God wanted Josh to complete the puzzle but he doesn't belong to God, he belongs to his ex so now he's conflicted.

@AtheistGamerz 4 года назад

His ex was not only texting him and standing next to him but also hacking his phone so whenever he got close she would fuck it up

@druglordgrisselda616 4 года назад

Josie Joyner oh yeah

@lifewithjanaroblox2620 4 года назад

Ikr they’re old ads were better :v

@lesbianage9538 2 года назад

11:09 The plot of Crazy ex Girlfriend

@DreadedEspresso 3 года назад

11:02 I don't know if anyone has said this already, but it seems to be that what the ad is trying to say is that this game is something you can do while under extreme pressure, e.g. being scolded by a toxic ex. It's a horrible execution, but I understand what they're going for.

@aunnaw7134 4 года назад

that wasn’t the ex’s voice, that was actually the games voice speaking to Josh

@angelarrow1071 4 года назад

That's a lot creepier and also makes a lot more sense

@ohokay3340 4 года назад

Even tho that's the games voice, it still doesn't make sense why they put it in there. like if you're going to put something in there why don't you just make a whole game about that specific thing.

@MediumDingus 4 года назад

It sounds like NotEvenEmily

@masterof4elements826 4 года назад

Bravo to the dragon for stepping up and being there at the birth of his children

@Hamwich6609 3 года назад

I know this is a joke about dragons but it's really sad that we have to congratulate actual dads for being dads

@caileeniesen7964 3 года назад

Not even my dad did that

@Rev101 3 года назад

@@Hamwich6609 fr, its sad af. Child support should be a huge option to every single mother

@kbeit8272 3 года назад

You ever see ɑ comment before watching ɑ video and just.... consider life itself?

@kou2553 3 года назад

This thread got dark real quick

@Entenscheiss1 Год назад

As a guy names Josh, I'm now affraid for my life

@IhaveALLtheavocados Год назад

You should be afraid, JOSH. You're not God's. You're not your girlfriend's. They can't keep you safe. Not even your "pastor" can protect you from the wrath of EX. Fear ex. FEAR HER!

@CheyButWhy Год назад

I actually used to play Hustle Castle when I was younger and the ads made me delete the game…

@youarelovely2719 4 года назад

“how bad could the ads possibly be?” *gets lorax flashbacks*

@acheesesandwich197 4 года назад

I just doing what's naturally (liking this comment)

@ellapowell3437 4 года назад

That song used to give me nightmares

@ant5008 4 года назад

@@ellapowell3437 rip

@sonorano3008 4 года назад

Lol

@rambovader9004 4 года назад

I read this comment as he said this 😂

@CrimCrim 3 года назад

“The sexiest rat” *ratatoing flashbacks*

@shy.away. 3 года назад

LMFAOOO

@theleviathan3902 3 года назад

*PRECISELY*

@adaleeleech4848 3 года назад

My greasy naked waitress queen

@astrid8678 2 года назад

666-I fear you....Why does that one girl rat have bobs?!?

@jimjimson1360 2 года назад

THIS IS GOLD

@noface3641 2 года назад

"I wanna be the one putting the damsel in distress" ~every boy nowadays that isn't called Danny

@elisecode2212 Год назад

i know what the "sexiest rat" refers to but if i didn't i would still just accept it as an accurate description of danny

@siana6610 4 года назад

Your ex is texting you while you're recording an ad! Do you: 1. Belong to God 2. Keep recording 3. *D I V O R C E*

@cherylbryan2322 4 года назад

I keep recording! OBVIOUSLY. I'm not gonna do anything!

@sweetnutellete7460 4 года назад

d i v o r c e

@majakos197 4 года назад

4. Join them

@abudgie6909 4 года назад

5. Divorce Chad

@gooddbaddllamaa2444 4 года назад

6. Gauge her eyes out

@abbyreaves595 4 года назад

Stranger: H- Me: You’re not GOD’s! You’re not your SO-CALLED PASTOR’s! You’re MINE!

@cattyy6880 4 года назад

NO HES MINE

@MalnFriends 4 года назад

YOU DO NOT BELONG TO THEM, BITCH, YOU BELONG TO ME!

@non-toxic7227 4 года назад

Now and forever

@rebecca-uo7th 4 года назад

YOU'RE MINE JOSH

@cattyy6880 4 года назад

GREG WILL FOREVER BE MINE

@ninanoiir Год назад

“ *I* want to be the one putting the damsel in distress. *I* would like to be distressing the damsel.” Me too, me too.

@oliversherman2414 2 года назад

I love your channel keep up the great stuff

@ajpretty6443 4 года назад

“I am your host Danny, the _sexiest rat_ on all of RU-vid.” If that’s not a mood I don’t know what is

@yangzhou07 4 года назад

Abigail P I thought he said “rad” lol

@Narra0002 4 года назад

Aesthethicc Duck same

@cxndiibatz 4 года назад

He mistakes himself for Kokichi Ouma

@aliidress5619 4 года назад

@Peach Cobbler whoop dat ass

@maiaaj443 4 года назад

Ok for the poly sphere ads, anyone else getting an anxiety attack because the dude playing it comes so close to solving it every time and then just MESSES IT UP!! THIS IS WHY UR GIRLFRIEND LEFT U JOSH! 😂

@krisdoesart9643 4 года назад

It's a deliberate technique game ads use to make you want to download the app, because you just want to do it yourself and beat it

@Straw_berri3 4 года назад

*HaH HaH HaH*

@roly_poly8276 4 года назад

Sci - Pie THE LITERAL WHOLE TIME

@mollyfromacnh9973 4 года назад

I DID!

@armaan1457 4 года назад

Kris R-K yup even gives you a dopamine boost. Designed to make you feel better about yourself.

@dexterrubi5694 3 года назад

2:14 hustle castle the horniest game on the Internet

@Bee-lm7ey Год назад

Me and my friend keep seeing this ad about “doing your math to increase your fellows” and i love it sm cause every time we find a new one we yell at eachother to do our math

@CharleyA73 4 года назад

I spent the whole video trying to figure out why the sign under the picture behind you said “thumbs” before realising in the last 50 seconds that it’s “thanks” so thanks

@barelyfunctioning3982 4 года назад

Charley A It actually says "thonks"

@Coolguy-ht1cx 4 года назад

barelyfunctioning *s t o n k s*

@neegas3490 4 года назад

@@ghostieboobs 😂

@hamburgereater8567 4 года назад

stanks

@nawalyahya7000 4 года назад

*so thumbs

@ifihadasociallife 4 года назад

as a woman, i can confirm we start off looking like soundcloud rappers and slowly age into jessica rabbit

@jordanh4362 4 года назад

...this was suppose to be a secret

@meanhelenfromwiisports5607 4 года назад

We been knew

@goop0d 4 года назад

exposing us like that,, wow.

@gacharainbow2236 4 года назад

Kayla SHHHHHHHH THAT WAS MEANT TO BE A SECRET!!

@emj4554 4 года назад

Really exposing us like that?

@xanya7923 2 года назад

Awe, yes, my favorite insult, calling someone a sock.

@emwilhelmina7645 3 года назад

4:17 that used to be a form of torture for men and women a few hundred years ago :|

@thediamondstewyt8260 4 года назад

So is no one going to focus on the gameplay in the polysphere ad? He keeps almost putting it together and then just rage quits and starts again

@julieann6857 4 года назад

TheDiamondStew //YT I was thinking the same thing😂😂😂

@tub5494 4 года назад

It literally makes me so mad I think about chucking my phone at the wall.

@notkc_ 4 года назад

TheDiamondStew //YT exactlyyyy I’m guessing it’s rage from the ex whenever there is a text or sonething

@Kristine_202 4 года назад

They needed to make the ad longer but didn't want to show more than one puzzle. Maybe show more gameplay and less psycho girlfriend in the future. Just a suggestion.

@gen3506 4 года назад

Lol, yeah I was gonna say that XD

@slavic_bumpkin624 4 года назад

Episode: your father just died. 2💎 Plan a funeral 50💎 Cannibalize his dead body free !

@yourmotherman8424 4 года назад

This is soooo true

@areallyweirdkid2138 4 года назад

Sad I don’t want to you know what I’ll sell my stuff for a funeral

@holzy222 4 года назад

Ikr 😂

@anjdogrivers8631 4 года назад

Jokes on you I dont have a dad

@holzy222 4 года назад

Jeez

@TheScrapboo Год назад

That last ad, OMG. That whole bit had me laughing so hard I got stomach cramps!!! 🤣🤣

@PlutoPupp 2 года назад

4:12 tw: medieval torture in a little bit of detail that is a form of medieval torture where a female (or a person with feminine reproductive genitalia) is placed on a sharp object (such as a wooden spear or a sword) and slowly pushed down until they are completely impaled. It can take weeks for the person to die as they are left on the spike/spear/sword until they have died This may not be historically accurate as I'm writing this of by memory

@985_sonic 2 года назад

by memory? did you witness this medieval torture in real time? are you a time traveller 🧍

@Abblestrudel 4 года назад

Danny should do a video where he actually tries out these apps to see if they’re anything like the ads.

@nicenicenice9229 4 года назад

He did say in previous videos he tried to play some, but they're just boring games, nothing to react to

@huneybeechan3777 4 года назад

Abby he should though

@LanHikari 4 года назад

nice try app developer

@_abii3964 4 года назад

Abby omg that would be hilarious 😂😭😭

@lovloona6685 4 года назад

I like that

@ElrobertosuperioESA 4 года назад

The games characters look like something out of family guy

@natalieshaffer9440 4 года назад

Legit, thought the same thing!

@deepdirt 4 года назад

Yeah and they just basically made a cartoon version of Daenerys Targaryen from a GoT. Having her fuck her dragons and shit. HBO lawyers where u at??

@Reckno64 4 года назад

They look like they were drawn by Seth MacFarlane himself XD

@sleepytune1233 4 года назад

Yeah it's-

@ettaz 4 года назад

Is anyone else getting those weird ads for a spelling game that totally ripped off xkdc comics style?

@chickenanddoodles Год назад

Wait I think i watched this before but didn't subscribe and now I'm finally subscribed and getting it in my recommendations again

@astroUnkown-xh7xe 3 месяца назад

Man i love the end song, its so good.

@TheMrNut 4 года назад

The polysphere ad sounds like the creator was goin thru somethin

@x_sofetch_x8868 4 года назад

get what?

@dudechillin8051 4 года назад

Don’t hmu a nigga going through a lot right now but I gotta make this ad

@samlevy9897 4 года назад

I've actually played polysphere. It's not a bad game

@samlevy9897 4 года назад

@VesphereeFair enough. I guess I've just become numb to that sort of thing

@quackybinx9072 4 года назад

@sweetmxso 4 года назад

By the way Danny, why did you kick Drew out. He is very sad

@SunflowerSpotlight 4 года назад

He’s probably the most sad of all sad people, at this point.

@notreallyaki9027 4 года назад

Yes he did not deserve that, he didn’t even give him a chance :(

@worthyedge9307 4 года назад

@tirzxh 4 года назад

Exactly they were doing so good Drew even twerked on him

@stupidmonkey8l 4 года назад

Because he slept with Logan Paul

@VictorTheVictini 2 года назад

For the first time in a while I saw an ad that was bearable to watch, no cringey music, no text at the top, no emojis, just gameplay.

@nelsonsinger3274 2 года назад

I seriously just lost it when danny was discussing the dragon birth level 😆

@beccastroud3694 4 года назад

i saw that "gonna cry? piss your pants maybe?" and almost spat out my water. only real ones know

@kailastname4321 4 года назад

maybe... *SHIT N CUM?*

@chickenpermission5137 4 года назад

Me too man me too

@dropdedgothish 4 года назад

The ads have resorted to meme warfare

@moved3495 4 года назад

i almost cried

@hamish9624 4 года назад

wow you remember a meme? you are truly a real one

@gregorynelis2474 4 года назад

Appreciate the personalized greeting

@AvocadoToast06 4 года назад

Haha 😂😂 sup, Greg!

@PrinceAce72 4 года назад

Must be weird seeing your name on the wall

@nicolasvercosa8019 4 года назад

@@PrinceAce72 we're all greg 😌👍

@agentbobcat1866 4 года назад

YOU are truly Greg.

@Aswdfrl 3 года назад

Haa

@georgegereau2142 Год назад

Your hair is on point!

@Overwatch2010 Год назад

3:50 I bumped into a ad about 18+ and I couldn’t skip it

@amilieunderstian8393 3 года назад

“Red dress on tonight. Dancing in the dark, leveling up in the pale moonlight”

@raemorefield4677 3 года назад

this is too clever

@quincius8638 2 года назад

Noice pfp

@vomit6167 2 года назад

The new romance in the world

@neyxc6393 2 года назад

Hello fellow person with a gambling addiction

@woogie762 2 года назад

Where's the chicken now? How're they doing?

@marcielaw8962 4 года назад

No one: Absolutely no one: Poly sphere woman: yoU’Re MiNe jOsH

@sharayu22 4 года назад

I dont wanna like u at 69

@deviqnt 4 года назад

@@sharayu22 It's past 69, so let's get it to 420

@andrewoxford1322 4 года назад

Marcie Law 204th like

@isaacr.1348 4 года назад

@@deviqnt past 420 get to 666

@markwhite2822 4 года назад

Past 666 get it to 1337

@heat420_7 Год назад

😂 congrats on your Lil Greg Hoping it's not a dragon

@brodieorr5393 Год назад

Distress the damsel would be a sick band name