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@jamesdempsey2128 4 года назад

5 almonds: No cancer 500 almonds: Cyanide poisoning: No cancer.

@Insert.Oregano 4 года назад

So the limit is 499...?

@a.o.8527 4 года назад

Your profile picture looks like you never have bone problems

@zorrows_tale2 4 года назад

Jimbo Obmij exactly no cancer cause you won’t be here to get it 😂😂

@noahziperovich 4 года назад

I said this earlier

@crissy4445 4 года назад

ALMONDS ARE INCREDIBLY BAD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT!! DON’T BUY ALMONDS! They use a ridiculous amount of water to grow (about a gallon of water to grow ONE almond) and in California huge almond farms divert water from rivers killing fish and natural life there. Almonds are also a huge contributing factor in bees going extinct, killing billions of bees per year. Bees are brought in to pollinate almond farms, die from pesticides and then they bring MORE BEES to die too! Replace almond milk with oat milk and for God’s sake DON’T BUY ALMONDS!!

@its_doovey 3 года назад

“Wives wanna eat their husbands!” Female praying mantises: *well,*

@ellaskystabber9655 3 года назад

Lol

@ellaskystabber9655 3 года назад

Funny

@ellaskystabber9655 3 года назад

Haha

@youdroppedsomething4334 3 года назад

@@ellaskystabber9655 yes

@dweebingdailey5795 3 года назад

insect jokes on danny gonzalez videos. this is where i belong

@keziaplayz8015 Год назад

oh, shit, man.. i laughed more than once.. i- i’m gonna miss my family.. *sigh* grab the handcuffs..

@eastoncreger4279 Год назад

Was it one sustained laugh or several laughs?

@keziaplayz8015 Год назад

@@eastoncreger4279 several..

@averysadpizza6714 Год назад

@@keziaplayz8015 we'll let you off for now, with a warning. don't do it again

@RedLaundryBasket Год назад

@@averysadpizza6714 he has still violated the law of the universe, he should and shall still be punished. But in order to find middle ground, we’ll let him off by cutting his head off. He probably already eaten 4 dates so he should be fine… you have eaten 4 dates right KeziaPlayz?

@thisismychannel4174 Год назад

@@keziaplayz8015 how about 4 dates

@Madisongs Год назад

13:33 I actually interpreted the almond effects as more of a stackable thing. By the time you’ve eaten 6 almonds, you would have gained all the powers of the previous almonds PLUS a weight loss buff AND effects similar to a singular aspirin pill. Once you’ve eaten your six almonds per day, you would age backward, have a boost in energy and concentration, have substantial weight loss, have healthy skin, and be immune to both heart disease and all forms of cancer. That’s just six almonds, and those are just the effects you’ve shown in this video. I’ll check out the account to see if there’s more, because I’m now VERY interested in what they think the other effects of eating almonds are.

@slam.p Год назад

As a fetus i can confirm this, when i was 2 i ate six almonds and immediately began to age backwards!

@gayasss 7 месяцев назад

What are you on?

@Madisongs 6 месяцев назад

@@gayasss the autism spectrum :3

@revooh-hj2nu Месяц назад

@@gayasss the autism spectrum

@bigscorchy4034 4 года назад

Me: allergic to almonds Cancer: it’s free real estate

@gremlin3447 4 года назад

That made me wheeze 😂

@kasey3105 4 года назад

Bro I’m allergic to almonds too!

@ZappyVan 4 года назад

@@gremlin3447 geez calm down it's not that funny

@mrditkovich4691 4 года назад

And not only I'm afraid of almonds I'm also afraid of eating peanuts as well

@slabman6262 4 года назад

Zapp humor is subjective...now take off your clothes

@watakashe6072 4 года назад

There was no “THIS VIDEO IS OVER NOW” and it feels s o wrong

@MercuryCat 4 года назад

We can sing it ourselves: “THIS VIDEO IS OVER NOW (OVER NOW)”

@watakashe6072 4 года назад

Amanda Slocomb SO GO FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO WATCH(or just watch this video)

@sashayaway4215 4 года назад

I know we’ve had a lot of fun!

@geekyrain5746 4 года назад

Opal O'Neill (a lot of fun) BUT YOU CANT STAY ON THIS ENDSCREEN FOREVER

@maygel 4 года назад

@@geekyrain5746 (NO) THIS VIDEO IS OVER NOW (OVER NOW)

@botcore Год назад

it's been two years and i still haven't made it to the end of the video because i use up my one (1) laughter on "why's my wife such a bitch" every time

@0MGFL0RAXO 3 месяца назад

try again now

@noahluvrr Месяц назад

have you done it yet

@HelloImCotten 9 дней назад

have you done it by now? You might have already gotten cancer if you didnt see what your supposed to do

@cryingmime 5 дней назад

have you finished the video

@theslimeybois4696 Год назад

I know Danny will never see this and it's pretty silly but I wanna comment it anyway- About 6 months ago My pops passed away from cancer and the only thing that's made me feel at least a little better about the whole thing is this video. When he was diagnosed I was devistated but I kept saying to myself "5 almond daily no cancer" to cheer myself up.. this video got me through a lot, it gave me one laugher (only one, no more is allowed) to stop being so upset, and I know it's what he would of wanted. To not be upset about it, but to laugh instead.

@sharkksoda Год назад

I'm so sorry for your loss

@sageplayz2343 Год назад

I'm so sorry for your loss. Danny really is a legend. He might just make shit up as he goes, but it's some of the funniest shit I've ever seen. Having said that, I hope you have an amazing week! :)

@asmoboi Год назад

lmao man should have eaten those almonds Skill issue comfirmed

@robloxforallstars6314 10 месяцев назад

@@asmoboiBoooo

@asmoboi 10 месяцев назад

@@robloxforallstars6314 ill eat you

@MarianikiStrong 4 года назад

My friend: *Eats 5 almonds* Me, a cancer: *Evaporates into thin air*

@ameliagrady 4 года назад

HAJEHFBEOWUHENFN

@sagetheperson3295 4 года назад

As a cancer I choked 😂😂

@bendriscoll 4 года назад

@@sagetheperson3295 How do you exist? I ate an almond today.

@sagetheperson3295 4 года назад

Ben Driscoll you didn’t eat enough

@averybaravik7213 4 года назад

An almond a day keeps the cancers away

@OsmSkylandersCheats 4 года назад

The reason Danny looks 16 is because he eats almonds every day

@dayaneperez8086 4 года назад

Yes

@kimberlysmalls6050 4 года назад

And he also drinks raisin water

@coolbrotherf127 4 года назад

He needs some hair on his face too

@claire4983 4 года назад

danny exposed

@replynator5774 4 года назад

Yes he eats 16 years old teens everyday

@eastoncreger4279 Год назад

Death himself: it is time to go Danny Danny: *zooms in on Danny's mouth* how. About. FOUR DATES.

@redRuxx 11 месяцев назад

Danny zooming in on danny

@Kraxel-North Год назад

5:43 "That's a nice argument, senator. Why don't you back it up with a source?" "My source is that I made it the fuck up."

@decrypto5571 4 года назад

- “Five almonds daily no cancer” - *proceeds to show a picture of six almonds*

@phud420 4 года назад

The account is fake. Five almonds daily no cancer, six almonds daily yes cancer

@abic9048 4 года назад

TheDecryptedDude that means extra cancer

@fufumad1688 4 года назад

I saw that too I’m-

@DanielleMamaril 4 года назад

Five almonds ensure you don’t have cancer. Six ensure your immortality. They’re just watching out for us.

@hansfranz8795 4 года назад

Same with the dates - talks about four, shows a picture of five

@meiguess6765 3 года назад

“Head cut off? How about 4 dates” A trick that the French royalty wasn’t aware of

@Jack-qu3qz 3 года назад

Someone unlike this because 420 likes funny

@stsalty1788 3 года назад

I liked so now its 422

@bread7610 3 года назад

913 now

@ang.mp331 3 года назад

947 now

@joud9728 3 года назад

957

@darthxader1112 Год назад

I’m so sorry Danny I had so much more than one laughter

@attackehhh Месяц назад

Oopsies! What a pity. Now follow me to the Silencing Room.

@gibbyfromicarlybestshow986 Год назад

Today I finally finished this video because of the one laughter a day law. It took me extra long because I kept forgetting what the video was about, then I started over again, then I laughed at the funny memes from the instagram, and I had to turn off my computer and crawl into the cold dark well I sleep in, where nothing else funny can happen for the rest of the day. Needless to say I memorized the whole thing, recited it word for word for my history report, and was expelled from my school. At least I would have been if I was ever technically enrolled there. Tomorrow I start working for the most powerful advertising agency in america. thank you dannyel.

@Lazy_.Lavender 7 месяцев назад

Glad you finally ascended into dannyhood

@sarahcrain3023 4 года назад

“I’m sorry mam, you have cancer”..... “uh no sorry I ate 5 almonds.” ...... cancer: *ight ima head out*

@espy77 4 года назад

Sarah Crain lol 😂 just laughed so hard lololololol 😂 OH NO I I HAD MORE THAN ONE LAUGHTER 😰😨😱

@fallonvlogs1952 4 года назад

@@espy77 only 1 laugher FBI OPEN UP

@Worldsbiggestwinner 4 года назад

Oh hey hey man I wanna was a good day today is gonna I gotta was the day we had a chance to get a chance to see y’all and I wanna was your birthday!

@valkiddy89134 4 года назад

@Samantha’s Doodles OMG I have more then one laughter to 😳😱😱😨😨😨😰😰😰🌲🌲🌲

@certifiedclown6246 4 года назад

Valkerie K why trees?

@incognitoburrito7458 3 года назад

Friend: hey, I think you should stop smoking, you can get cancer you know Me: That’s okay, I eat 5 almonds

@ignoremelol2576 3 года назад

Don’t do that you know.... Eating 5 almonds is not enough you must eat *6* you f*cking disgrace

@gryffindornim 3 года назад

STEVE NGUYEN no 8 silly

@gryffindornim 3 года назад

Starrynight oh i forgot!! (And your a f*cking dumbass it’s ♾

@TSDTalks22 3 года назад

Starrynight these people are all idiots, obviously you need to eat 5 peanuts, not almonds

@gryffindornim 3 года назад

TSD Tom oh yeah your right

@voidcat1285 10 месяцев назад

“5 almonds a day, no cancer” Me who was born in early July: *nervous sweating*

@berhonkusbardledoo 10 месяцев назад

Ok that’s actually really funny lol

@featherblaze8819 Год назад

Danny: "I hope you're staying well" Me with a cold: yes'nt

@tr4inwr3ck.d Месяц назад

just eat 6 almonds

@CGZ26 4 года назад

I can confirm the "5 daily almonds, no cancer". My mom did it and she had no cancers. My brother is a Gemini and I'm a Leo.

@ava.marian 4 года назад

Lmao this deserves more likes Edit: holy shit as soon as I said that it got like 600 more likes Edit 2: FUCKING 1,500 BRUH IT HAD 25 LIKES WHEN I POSTED THIS COMMENT ORIGINALLY 😂😂😂❤❤

@brooke7656 4 года назад

that is a deadly combo

@fantasma0408 4 года назад

What's your birthday?

@arosnn 4 года назад

same with my mom, i’m a gemini and my sister is a sagittarius

@FIREcrochethairstyles 4 года назад

Brilliant

@humangarbage3019 3 года назад

Sometimes I forget this dude isn’t 17 and is married and has his own house.

@attiasprouse682 3 года назад

And Apple Watch. And Tesla.

@aestheticari8575 3 года назад

Ikr like I thought Laura was his sister 😭

@michimonster5031 3 года назад

Same

@miles5173 3 года назад

Bruh same lol

@aidan6960 3 года назад

@@aestheticari8575 sweet home Alabama

@sylvydraws 4 месяца назад

sometimes when im sad i get 5 almonds and say "5 almonds daily no cancer" and eat them. truely this video has changed my life. thank you, danny gorpzolaz

@Bug-hn8mz Год назад

So you’re telling me that if my mom had eaten 5 almonds a day then she wouldn’t have gotten breast cancer

@sharkarchives3180 Год назад

If only you'd seen this video before.. 😔

@redRuxx 11 месяцев назад

yes

@The_Eevee_Breeder 10 месяцев назад

Felt that 😔

@stabbed.pineapple3717 Месяц назад

It's too bad this video didn't come out when I was 2 I could've saved my dad

@Hana_Koneko666 Месяц назад

@@stabbed.pineapple3717 Rest in peace to your father. 😔

@tinkywinkygaming62 3 года назад

"Wives wanna eat their husbands." Female spiders: I mean-

@Cat-yx7xc 3 года назад

Female praying mantis: _Yes_

@hornetisvoider 3 года назад

True

@moved.6963 2 года назад

Female octopuses: 🙌

@phud420 2 года назад

@@moved.6963 "octoPUSSES", if you will

@dollienan 2 года назад

literally most bugs: 😏

@selahtorres3631 4 года назад

The targeted demographic is you Danny, having wife while still like 13 years old

@clairedavies2061 4 года назад

Gre- I mean Danny is officially 13 years old!

@selahtorres3631 4 года назад

Flower scented soap (that’s the joke)

@smileysword330 4 года назад

Flower scented soap r/woosh

@yenzi930 4 года назад

Flower scented soap r/wooosh

@engmak3363 4 года назад

@@smileysword330 lul r/wooshing someone who is stating facts and not correcting?

@Indigo-ns3hd Месяц назад

One Danny a day, no depression

@sapphosgirlfriend 2 месяца назад

"have you had your laughter yet?" gets me everytime lmao

@radiotelevision2371 3 года назад

My 6 rounds of chemotherapy didn’t cure my cancer, no. It was those 5 almonds I ate

@bluerose536 3 года назад

Should have ate those almonds before you got cancer, man. Would have saved ya a lot of trouble.

@radiotelevision2371 3 года назад

@@bluerose536 tell me about it

@sanitizer__ 3 года назад

👁👄👁gosh darn it *USHOULDVE EATEN THEM, BEFORE THE CANCER!*

@SomeGuy-xd5fn 3 года назад

So youre saying it was cured, which means the 5 almonds worked. Therefore it doesnt matter if you have the almonds before or after

@homisighed 3 года назад

cant have cancer if your dead which is why I choose to work at the CPKO Cancer Patient Killer Organization

@sleepingrepurr6317 3 года назад

"what'd you eat today? oh yknow, the usual, raisin water for breakfast, an apple, thirty almonds, a lemon, a glass of milk, four dates, and I prayed to god

@wetsocks8378 3 года назад

the pic has 6 almonds fbi open up

@Rockmint 3 года назад

My favorite food. *Praying to God*

@jamies4775 3 года назад

its says 123 ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

@jungsushi6447 3 года назад

@@wetsocks8378 13:43

@hellworm 3 года назад

*i ate god*

@Mirrored33 8 месяцев назад

One thing I love about Danny and his channel is that he is always neutral, kind, and funny. Not only him though, the gregs in the comments are the same way and that’s why I love this community💗

@adenmahad1780 Год назад

"They got my legend ass" really got me

@pog4163 3 года назад

Patient: I have cancer, my cells are mutating Doctor: A L M O N D

@DrUnfunny 3 года назад

Patient: I have chlamydia. Doctor: Eat some fuckin' cashews, I dunno.

@also_arles 3 года назад

iHaveCancer iCarly, Season 4, Episode 26 (this a joke btw)

@ilikecorn6943 3 года назад

@@also_arles LMAO I THOUGHT OF THE SAME THING

@rufflerobot 3 года назад

5 almond *pic has 6*

@hadleydavis-harper6456 3 года назад

target lady

@nikolaiestrella6785 4 года назад

"Raisin water" is one of the single most disgusting phrases I've ever heard.

@Asherg0723 4 года назад

Nikolai Estrella I literally vomited when I heard raisin water, I am being serious, I don’t mean figuratively.

@Jensenrobinb 4 года назад

Wine is disgusting

@suolva8742 3 года назад

yes , grapes are G r o s s

@kantermorris3420 3 года назад

Blood purification sound like a kinky marketing campaign

@nessa3025 3 года назад

*insert bratz ew scene*

@PersonMayExist 2 месяца назад

man, I really want to see one of those reality shows where its like a bunch of people forced to be roommates or whatever, but its Michael Jordan, Gandhi, and George Washington. That would be epic.

@morganwitkop4336 7 месяцев назад

This was the first video I ever saw of Danny's and I'm rediscovering this years later and it's highly nostalgic

@zoeyc3855 4 года назад

Me: *Gets hit by car* Grim Reaper: *Walks towards me* Me: "Um, I'm sorry, but there must be a mistake. I ate four dates this morning." Grim Reaper: "Oh! Sorry about that." *Walks away*

@chunkydoggie189yearsago3 3 года назад

Zoe C lol

@chaoticunknown7317 3 года назад

Lmao

@dasdasdaxzvea 3 года назад

Me: falls out of window Grim reaper: *COMES* me"i ate four dates today" Grim reaper: "sorry" *walks away*

@Ekulstein 3 года назад

666th like

@toxiccatron867 3 года назад

L D you are cursed

@chubzisonline 3 года назад

Cop: What will be your last meal before death Prisoner: Four Dates please Cop: (⊙_⊙;)

@chaoticunknown7317 3 года назад

He's too powerful to be kept alive

@justasillygoofyguy 3 года назад

Oh damn, they gotta make it illegal to eat more than one date a day (its four by the way, sorry)

@tcts_glcs4124 3 года назад

It was at this moment that he knew... He fucked up.

@speedartandmore 3 года назад

If I ever get put on death row I'm asking for four dates for my last meal and praying that at least one cop remembers this video.

@monarchmain-6905 3 года назад

@@chaoticunknown7317 it’s too late, you cannot stop him.

@lightabeloth1600 Год назад

1:30 lions are the biggest exception to this ignoring the fact they don't love each other

@djdjdjdn898 Месяц назад

That lion thing was funny to me, because I think the context of that photo was meant to be a lioness protecting cubs since sometimes the lions/fathers try to munchy-munch on them.

@frogsreprettycool2146 4 года назад

Guy gets shot by robber 36 times* Robber: how are you not dead? Guy: *slowly eating almonds while making eye contact*

@pandapooh1668 4 года назад

Sandwichguy270 Animations oh man this comment really got me 😂😂

@EM-wo6wf 4 года назад

LMAO

@Nn0620 4 года назад

Lmao

@krompy8221 4 года назад

Robber: how are you not dead? Guy: i came prepared bitchboy >:)

@cjmyoyo 4 года назад

I actually think dates would be best for this situation.

@Nick-nh5cr 4 года назад

Husband got shocked while reading his wife’s report card 1.Pee in her mouth 2.DIVORCE

@yeetmetothemoon2122 4 года назад

Pee in her mouth: 20 diamonds divorce: 0 diamonds Your diamonds: 0

@feliiihh. 4 года назад

@@yeetmetothemoon2122 o h no

@dolphinman4309 4 года назад

yes

@noraspingarn5846 4 года назад

BAHAHA

@plaguedr6748 4 года назад

@justanotheridiot6419 10 месяцев назад

'How girls sit-' Ad: MR CLEAN MULTI SURFACE LIQUID CLEANER-

@rustic_dweller Год назад

7:23 he missed the fact that if we make up shit we're legends

@aunnaw7134 4 года назад

damn, times are so tough that they’re rationing out laughter now

@evergreen6702 4 года назад

This is the best joke I've seen all day, sadly I have already used up my laughter ration

@dddlegend8102 4 года назад

one laughter per person XD

@mikaylalogann 4 года назад

Evergreen 🤣

@captaintaffy5083 4 года назад

@_melodyx 4 года назад

@valx5 3 года назад

“ they should try making raisins that have the water built into them. that would be *G R A P E* “

@aprilvanpelt884 3 года назад

resurrection grapes

@idazaar 3 года назад

I was looking for this comment 😂

@imzipperoni 3 года назад

@Justin Nowaczynski kids, drink wine.

@avid_toxicity2324 3 года назад

nko. Stop I already had my one laugh today

@krypt0xar532 3 года назад

@@avid_toxicity2324 laughter*

@PhenomenonAnimates 4 месяца назад

Dude i love danny gonzalez videos ngl ive watched like every single one on furious and this one im truly greg

@makingastardestroyer3066 Год назад

Your last sentences pushed me in PTSD hard. Since a DMT trip 2 years ago, these kinda concepts haunt me all the time. Thanks!

@_aje 3 года назад

Scientists need to study Danny. He has somehow managed to find the fountain of youth. He looks at least 10 years younger than he actually is. It's unbelievable.

@Janenjacken 3 года назад

He just eats his almonds bro

@ph1l0phob1a 2 года назад

lmfao 💀🤚

@AshaSara 2 года назад

we need his skincare routine

@rhubarbdude3347 2 года назад

I think he just ate 2 - 3 almonds daily

@LPSGO84 2 года назад

It's just the almonds

@Maddie-fu6vd 3 года назад

9:04 Lactose intolerant people: guys my bones are getting squishy

@explodingyoshi1540 3 года назад

Rn my bones are bouncy

@christinasophia894 3 года назад

Vegans too lmao

@unicorn69 3 года назад

I remember that video

@honeybeehols 3 года назад

*surprised and angry british classroom noises*

@unicorn69 3 года назад

**Gasping noises**

@ANTH4RAX Год назад

Danny: And nasa’s like- *WOMENS FACE CARE PRODUCT AD PLAYS*

@rosebuds23 9 месяцев назад

when you’re allergic to almonds *panic*

@tr4inwr3ck.d Месяц назад

just eat 4 dates you'll have no weaknesses

@imsad3630 4 года назад

“Wine” Me, an intellectual: R a i s i n W a t e r

@slplssgr 4 года назад

Why did you have to curse me with this

@iolanda_liang 4 года назад

I don’t-

@shoshitaketakeyani3275 4 года назад

GalaxyArt- John Laurens technically , you aren't wrong

@salem-01 4 года назад

R/technicallythetruth

@alexasalnicov5640 4 года назад

I read wine as wife and was so confused for like 30 seconds

@taeliaspencer4845 4 года назад

Danny has been eating almonds and that’s why he looks so young. He has already begun his Benjamin button journey

@killerwhale2518 4 года назад

Literally every nine yr old that’s seen Benjamin button thAt MeaNs HE iS oLd

@ehbepbepbepbepbep4756 4 года назад

Jokes on them I’m allergic to almonds 😎

@emilytrost4123 4 года назад

*drew

@odiliamillan5632 4 года назад

𝓗𝓮𝓪𝓵𝓽𝓱𝔂

@dantom1 4 года назад

What do you mean? He is 12?

@unbridledstorm3 9 месяцев назад

"they should try making raisins that have the water built into them" wait WAIT HOLD ON

@DarrellerraD125 Год назад

11:49 ?*NAH I JUAT EAT 4 DATES DAILY

@Moldeebread Год назад

Underrated comment bro this is funny

@osteopod2053 3 года назад

Murderer: *Kills me* Me: That wasn't very *four dates* of you.

@angel-dh3yv 3 года назад

LOL

@myrinsk 3 года назад

Osteopod HEY I KNOW YOU

@someprimate69520 3 года назад

I got one laughter from this.

@mouse4351 3 года назад

That wasn’t very daily one apple of you...

@kalyn118 3 года назад

Ima go eat my daily lemon after this laughter

@artsmart203 4 года назад

Everybody: grape juice Me, an intellectual: *raisin water*

@yangzhou07 4 года назад

Dried Grape H2O

@patricksslut 4 года назад

@@yangzhou07 I love me some dried grape H2O

@Ash-lj8os 4 года назад

Wet raisin water

@Gigglyb1tch 4 года назад

Dehydrated grape water

@casso3238 4 года назад

raisin blood

@RareRex27 Год назад

WAIT WAIT GUYS WAIT THEY SAID SOMETHING RIGHT HERE The position their talking about at 11:39 actually works for constipation or gas, I swear it’s instant relief when i do it

@RareRex27 Год назад

Except you dont do it 10 times in a row just hold the position

@notacrow6286 3 месяца назад

I love how for the 5 almonds daily there are 6 almonds

@LaVaZ000 4 года назад

5 Almonds = No cancer 10 Almonds = *Invincibility*

@idkwholizzieis 4 года назад

*30 almonds

@catsamsr3440 4 года назад

No you need to eat four dates for invincibility

@predzelbun2646 4 года назад

You mean to tell me I've been this close all along? All these years I've been eating 9 almonds....

@crossplayed 4 года назад

Gameshack 40 almonds: GOD LIKE

@ashistrash994 4 года назад

200 almonds: you ascend and become a god

@darthontheviking7592 4 года назад

“They should try making raisins with the water built into them... That would be grape.” Killed me.

@atara500 4 года назад

I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT LMAOAOAOAOOA

@hackysack5046 4 года назад

Probably should have followed the advice then huh

@AD-cy4vj 4 года назад

Literally a grape

@kiralipn Год назад

I had just been watching Danny Gonzalez out of context videos while playing a game on my phone and after the last one ended this one started playing. It took me (no joke) 8 minutes to realize this wasn't another Danny out of context video.

@17raysplays29 8 месяцев назад

You know what, I *do* put a lot of thought into how many "ha"s I use, and I'm not going to be ashamed of it anymore!

@h.sm222 4 года назад

“Let’s together healthy” is definitely a billion surprise toys song

@westdekota5935 4 года назад

@Hana sm bst isn't healthy😂

@urfavfilmbro 4 года назад

Their pista ice cream will definitely help you from getting ugly... And fat.

@sageseancore 4 года назад

let's😳🥵together👯‍♀️💕bath🧼🛁

@AHEBDVGDHAHSCDGDH 4 года назад

the klown kid pista with a almonds

@chalklate8678 4 года назад

that was so good

@peepeepoopoo7182 4 года назад

*eats 5 almonds* cancer: “aight imma head out”

@jellybeans7072 4 года назад

😆😂

@MB-eb9ed 11 месяцев назад

I did actually get a breast cancer imaging test done today. I’m cancer free. Holy shit did these posts come in clutch 🔥

@AngleFunMelt Год назад

12:33 I just opened this video to continue watching it and this is the first thing I see

@Anita-og1wb 3 года назад

Now we know Danny's secret of looking like a highschooler: he eats his 10 almonds daily

@pretty948 3 года назад

And 4 dates

@lavender_heart3831 3 года назад

No 4 dates

@shxhebx2039 3 года назад

@peroh hol'up

@mayuzzolina5183 3 года назад

@nikachinful 3 года назад

almond*

@hannahkennedy24 4 года назад

OK BUT CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE THIS JOKE PLEASE: "They should try making raisins with water built into them. That would be grape". 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

@tay_yo561 4 года назад

I thought the same thing lol

@Kinwies 4 года назад

I DIDNT EVEN KNOW HE SAID GRAPE HAHAHAH

@maxinefinnfoxen 4 года назад

My mom asked why I was snickering so much x)

@maddie9334 4 года назад

*moment of silence for that joke*

@dosharathlll429 4 года назад

Very slept on

@rollinsomethingbutiforgot Год назад

When Danny says "whats up Greg?" I really feel it on a personal level And I look back at the screen And say "what's up Greg" That sounded so much more deep before I typed it out

@curiouscollective8572 5 месяцев назад

I have not laughed so loud in a long ass time. Thank you for the 1 laughter. It was highly appreciated.

@ava5118 3 года назад

“Wife is wife, no matter who you are” -one laughter please

@shashikalapatel9577 3 года назад

@chiarazani1290 3 года назад

@basicallystevenuniverse511 3 года назад

@lone_stick 3 года назад

Ha ha WAIT SH

@ava5118 3 года назад

@Crrpt Tan thank you for ONLY giving one laughter. Remember you cannot laugh for the rest of the day! You are only allowed one.

@TheKatti5000 3 года назад

Fun fact: Bitter almonds contain small amounts of cyanide, and eating 30 of them could get you poisoned. That is not a problem with regular almonds you can buy from stores, as they are a different variant of almonds and not poisonous, but these posts never specified which almonds you should eat. I feel like if you eat 30 bitter almonds every day, you won't have to worry about any of these issues, because you'll slowly poison yourself to death.

@maninwaiting326 2 года назад

It only takes 15 to kill you. So....

@ragmamale4783 2 года назад

@@maninwaiting326 .....

@johnsonjaikaichow9972 2 года назад

Is this true?

@maninwaiting326 2 года назад

@@johnsonjaikaichow9972 yes. And its really only 15. Sweet almonds are fine to eat and its really hard to find bitter almonds.

@arandomfruitinthejungle4728 2 года назад

time to eat 300 a day for 1 day

@colonmitsurobi1624 Год назад

I love watching Drew's videos! So funny. Hope his nutcracker doesn't kill him tho.

@khloryne Год назад

i always come to this video when im bored, this is by FAR my favorite video on youtube.

@BBBert. 4 года назад

Doctor: you have cancer Me: but I ate 5 almonds Doctor: shit well I guess you don’t have cancer

@mmminister9738 4 года назад

There's 6 almonds on the picture.

@beccabradley6002 4 года назад

who tf needs chemo chemos for pussies only the cool kids eat almonds

@abusepig5606 4 года назад

Becca Bradley YEAH, I’m sure drew would agree with that!

@salem-01 4 года назад

U Really Suck oh my god-

@laureen83 4 года назад

Job interviewer: So what are your weaknesses? Me: * eats 4 dates * I don't have any.

@Thawah 4 года назад

LMFAOOO

@leighluvslavender1101 4 года назад

ℓмασ

@callmeqt1269 4 года назад

Laureen alternative setup: Job Interviewer: “What are your strengths and weaknesses?” Me after eating four dates: “You mean what are my strengths?”

@myakhlom3960 4 года назад

But just for a day

@laureen83 4 года назад

@@callmeqt1269 lol

@lilyfitzgerald8971 4 месяца назад

This video gives old man who takes everything literally and I’m thriving from it (I went over the laughter limit )

@destinee7326 4 года назад

“They should make raisins with the water built into them..” “That would be grape”

@skittles212 4 года назад

This is the best pun of 2020. I'm calling it

@zacandashleys1fan 4 года назад

Yes... that was the joke he was making... but he didn’t say grape... he only implied it... which made it funny...

@evanolivo8822 4 года назад

Actually made me laugh😂

@nehan.5797 4 года назад

lexicon jordan no its bc grape sounds like great silly

@EvilKermit21 4 года назад

it was best laugh ha

@kitkatmeowzie3226 4 года назад

"jonny jonny" "yes papa" "eating 30 almonds" "yes papa" "telling lies?" "no papa" "get on the scale" "ha"

@redmantis. 4 года назад

Johny would probably turn into a fetus right away from eating that many almonds. He would be invincible, though!

@geckoszn 4 года назад

ONE LAUGHTER PER DAY JOHNNY

@AdanSn23 4 года назад

@Magnum Dong refrigerators are refrigerators no matter who you are

@ImADeity 4 года назад

fun fact, almonds contain cyanide. 30 would kill him

@rosieeeee3587 4 года назад

Kitkatmeowzie :3 this is the best comment ha

@hadsyjiama9010 Год назад

I feel like the seagull sign is photoshopped since the drawn bird's shape is oddly simular to the real bird's shape. Like someone cut out the real bird and painted it black

@Totally_Bonkers 4 месяца назад

"that would be grape" is the best joke i've heard all day

@RatPun 4 года назад

“5 almonds daily no cancer” Anyone who dislikes Almonds or is allergic: *Chuckles* I’m in danger

@weeeeee2912 4 года назад

well I’m allergic guess I’m done for bye

@kznssbxnxkxskx149 4 года назад

@@weeeeee2912 no bro u just need 4 dates to cancel it out

@user942918 4 года назад

I hate almonds and I don't agree with 5 almonds daily no cancer

@heysaucemikehere1804 4 года назад

Paul Cornum it’s just science my guy, everyone knows 5 almonds daily = no cancer, you can’t deny it.

@luisoflbcmediareviews4907 4 года назад

My friend ate 3 almonds a day. He died of cancer. Should have eaten 4. You’re Welcome.

@lillygun3690 4 года назад

Luis of LBC Media Reviews but why didn’t he just turn back into a baby?

@goldlara2475 4 года назад

@@lillygun3690 that only works if you eat 2

@inkstain3562 4 года назад

smh i hate hearing preventable deaths like this it always makes me cry

@KamilDeKerel 4 года назад

No 5, 4 are for heart diseases so he still would have died

@chromerudolf8502 4 года назад

Goldlara 24 it says 2-3

@meredithmitchell8921 Год назад

7:17 I’ve watched this video no less than 5 times and I *just* got that pun omg

@bruhbruh4203 Год назад

9:16 the “no weakness” means you won’t get dizzy and stuff not no weaknesses

@vnkn0wn_vSeR-420 Год назад

It's a joke

@georgiaprivate9069 4 года назад

Danny: We could all be a bit more healthy during these times. Me, sat in bed eating half a cheesecake for dinner: Yeah, it’s important for us all look after our bodies right now

@meredithgrace2292 4 года назад

Golden Fireworks damn cheesecake sounds hella good rn

@MortusSweet 4 года назад

Vibe

@xXxRebeccaRawrxXx 4 года назад

me who ate half a bag of potato chips for breakfast: take care of urselfs :))))

@thatguyenzoo 4 года назад

Golden Fireworks me stuffing my face with 4 starburst thinking I made a new flavor

@georgiaprivate9069 4 года назад

Meredith Grace Dude it was salted caramel, it was GLORIOUS

@nopeunid 2 года назад

I have spent more than a year eating nothing but almonds and I can say that I have turned back into a baby, an invincible baby. Someone even tried hitting me with a medieval battle axe but I ate 20 almonds that day so the axe broke. To say my family is confused and concerned is an understatement.

@Lucifersfursona 2 года назад

Doctors hate and fear them

@rae7864 2 года назад

LOOL your family is concerned 😂🙏

@ostrichrangular1451 2 года назад

Relatable

@joannamuller2790 2 года назад

😂😎 well done?

@theugliestgamerinthewest.7332 2 года назад

I start eating almonds now

@DeadeyeStudioOfficial Год назад

3:06 he broke one laughter rule

@lilyb_is_cool 8 месяцев назад

4:40 my all time FAVORITE danny clip (i fell off my bed when i watched this part of the video for the first time 😭)

@vimalravindran1055 2 года назад

"they should try making raisins that have water built into them" "that would be GRAPE"

@LeoSphinx 2 года назад

same lol 🤣🤣🤣

@Belieber713 2 года назад

i think this is my favourite joke Danny has ever made

@tierralanae2205 2 года назад

I love his corny jokes.. that's totally his swag lmao

@theugliestgamerinthewest.7332 2 года назад

It's grap not grape

@whalesharkgirI 2 года назад

@@theugliestgamerinthewest.7332 what

@aviellesmyslov4094 4 года назад

“Let’s together healthy” sounds like a billion surprise toy song

@turtle407 4 года назад

Here Johnny have a broccoli, now lets together healthy

@ketaminekitty555 4 года назад

leTs toGetHer BatH

@watermelonplaysyt8999 4 года назад

Equestrian Avielle XD so true

@sharonbuckler 4 года назад

Yesss billion surprise toys is legendary😂

@itgetsworsetm9856 4 года назад

Together corona

@Tassi_Brookes Год назад

11:14 they should try making the raisins with water built into them… what would be *grape* 👏

@chancematters 19 дней назад

I’ve watched this video so many times that I’ve now reached the laughter checkpoint without audibly laughing because I know the jokes. And I still keep watching it. It’s 3am y’all what am I doing

@arls8096 4 года назад

I'm more concerned on why his wife *is still getting school report cards*

@raticoochiesmith9819 4 года назад

👀

@swiftaj8713 4 года назад

XxarlosaurxX Lol i was thinking that too

@ladyanonymous2641 4 года назад

Uh-oh

@emmabennett3985 4 года назад

I mean, I guess you could be married in college?

@pugtatograce3462 4 года назад

oh no lol

@TheClonetruper 4 года назад

So no one is going to mention the fact that “wife” got a report card? Who’s wife still gets a school report card? Is this a child bride scenario?

@abheekdhara9852 4 года назад

I think it meant previous report card

@TheKinety 4 года назад

Yeah that had me confused. Like I can understand maybe the wife is a college student. But why is the college grading her behavior? And to who, her husband? wtf lol

@nonewem5180 4 года назад

Yeah that was uncomfy to read

@TheClonetruper 4 года назад

Abheek Dhara did it? Are we positive of this? I’m not sure man. Still just a little off-put. Actually still a lot off-put.

@jennaeevee7115 4 года назад

These people got married in the 3rd grade apparently

@goblin.2618 8 месяцев назад

3:40 I audibly laughed at the how girls sit thing, and Danny immediately confronted me for it. Not only can he see me through the camera, he can do so 3 years in the future. Cool!