Hustle Culture Is A Scam 

As someoe with PTSD, I don't need a cold shower to make my fight or flight kick in. I'm evolved. All I have to do is exist to make it happen.

I HAVE CHANGED AND MANIPULATED TIME

The work culture in America is so screwed up.

Headline: Needlessly confident man takes nap and assumes he’s changed the construct of time

I love just the IMMEDIATE disbelief in response to this nonsense.

I like how it used to be 24 hours in a day, then it was 1440 minutes, now it's 86400 seconds because "bigger number, more important"

the bit after "youre too casual" DESTROYED me. the fucking "youre spending time with your son. youre gardening. youre cmming" I died

THE SUDDEN ARNOLD DETOUR IS HILARIOUS. I love the pump

Jordan's Arnold Schwarznegger is remarkably reminiscent of Kermit the Frog.

These “hustle” guys are always insufferable to be around.

The intro is the exact energy I have after smoking and coming up with how to fit as much stuff in a day as possible

The “I’m not crazy” is always my favorite self report

When they put the Magneto helmet on him, I almost spit out my drink. He looks so much like Michael Fassbender as Magneto.

I don't need a cold shower, I just need a few seconds of silence and my brain will do the rest

babe wake up new jordan sitting position just dropped

21 days in a week.... my brother in christ, i can barely handle One Day A Week.

"I don't under-fucking stand dude" 😭😭

who is this off-brand dave bautista guy?

"i get up and i hydrate" 💦

Funny how different is the way Arnold Schwarzenegger and the other guy say stuff even when both are things they say they do a lot. Arnold is showing a passion and the other guy is trying to convince you of something.

I love the thing about cold showers in the morning because I live in a very hot area in Brazil, every of our showers are cold... I still struggle a lot to be productive and feel active.

I used to work like 70-90 hours a week plus commute. I got paid ok but if you broke it down to hourly it's not that much. My body broke down. I was losing hair (the people were also horrible). When I was younger I worked two jobs to pay off debt. One day my mom tried to wake me up and she couldn't. She had to call in to one of my jobs and tell them that I had just shut down. She literally could not wake me up. It's unhealthy

The thing hustle culture will always leave out is YOU as a person. Never once will it have you looking back at your health, mental well being, then people wonder why they always crash and burn at some point.

I love jordan so much for his reaction

so the days are: 6am - noon, noon to 6pm, 6pm to midnight. so what happens from midnight to 6am?

Jordan is a giant 😂😂😂 when he stood up he was like gandolf in a hobbit house

Jarvis naming more and more people this dude looks like while i sleeply nod because ive been trying to figure out why his face is familiar but also not the whole time

people saying the guy looks like Dave Bautista is doing a DISRESPECT to our former WWE champion, he looks like wide Ryback

Dude literally crossed out “daily” on his task list and wrote “weekly”, and thought he was a genius.

i love seeing videos from you both. thanks for all the laughs while suffering on my lunch breaks before going back to work

Rebranding grind culture to include taking 💕a bunch of little naps💕

jarvis in the trans flag t shirt

Cold showers are only slightly more energizing than hot showers lmao, I take them sometimes if I’m hot but it’s not worth it 😂 makes me wanna curl up under a blanket to warm up

0:00 i used to cut my chicken nuggets up cus i thought it was more food. this feels pretty reminiscent.

Just in case anyone is wondering. The people who make the most and are the most successful work the least. You get to a certain income level where it’s not actually feasible to be doing all of the tasks/labor/work and you have to rely on others to do it. By relying on others to do the work what rich people do is pay them less than the work is worth. That’s how to actually make money: exploit your workers.

This man sounds like a text bot and looks like a podcast

I sleep so often and for so long my years are only 200 days actually. I've changed time itself. Im a warlock.

WRONG: Hustling allowed me to be the first comment

You guys are my favorite sad boys

The bunny shirt made me smile

where did you get the shirt, Jarvis? its cute as hell

"I get up and I hydrate." I, too, drink water.

Hi my boyfriend walked in while I was watching one of y’all’s videos and now he has a crush on Jordan, that is all

I LOVE UR SHIRT JARVIS

Dude looks like someone force fed Liev Schreiber ham

This has me literally cackling at my desk!!!

The first 45 seconds of this and I’m laughing along with you guys!!! 🤣🤣🤣 “This man is *Deranged*!! It’s NOT more days…”

he looks like dave bautista

7:50 I am in absolute tears

I much preferred The Joe Rogan lore where in an Atlantean fishman starts a strange podcast

love what you guys do!

On the cold stuff as someone with a variety palette of mental issues, sitting in a shallow cold bath stops me from spiraling!!!!!! Yay!!!!

the beginning sounds like some timecube shit lmao

17 seconds in and I had to pause and leave because what the hell lmfaooo????

Jarvis trans flag shirt slay 🏳‍⚧

Jarvis, I love your shirt sm :))

“Change and manipulate time” ok Dr. Stranger 🙂

I’m listening to this at the gym💀

The "routine" content, like why is this specific thing so likely to go viral?

Why did the magneto helmet have the White Lantern crest??? 💀

Cold plunge is awesome, but it does not need to become a personality.

2:00 is it too mean to say he looks like someone melted a bored ape nft?

I legit thought Jordan was going to say "he's the physical manifestation of everyone you can't trust"

Hustle culture is just being a workaholic

"our fight or flight kicks in" no it doesn't.

its called an amalgamation you philistines. love your work btw

0:05 i think his point is our time recording system is subjective, its not real. he doesnt have more TIME but he has more days. by his definition of days, there are now 21 days in a week

😂 this shit made me laugh

PKA & MPMD sells those pills btw.

HE LOOKS LIKE ADAM LEVINE.

i mean my boss was a workaholic and my dad banged his wife so actually yeah you should all grind real hard. Oh me I'm fine just being like a milk man or mail man.

Nope. Don't like that guy.

completely unrelated to the content at hand but Jarvis, where did you get that wonderful Trans pride shirt?

trans shirt

Every morning I put a bunch of needles in my head and jump off a cliff into the ocean!!! Jordan you killed me!!!!!!! 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 On a serious note, I am so grateful that you pointed out how rise and grind culture disrupts just being well and doing things that make you feel well or having a pleasant morning or evening routine that gives you a good start or end to your day that isn't jarring!