I love that Jordan's stories don't require me to believe them for me to feel like they're genuinely funny as hell. He's mastered the art of implausibly plausible storytelling. Good on you, man. Hope your success keeps going.
That's so true. He always makes me feel like a little kid, listening wide eyed to some trusted adult telling some improbable but somehow completely true sounding tale.
But he looks so sweet and trustworthy... you would! You'd be like, that poor tired man with the sweet eyes, of course I"ll get closer, he's too exhausted to speak up... and then... knife in the guts.
My mom accidentally did this, I’m tall for a woman and when I was teenager I was crying that I was fat, she said “ You’re not far honey, you’re big boned” 😂. I was like - mom fat I could at least fix lol
I think that the wisdom beyond your years that you possess has transformed you into the attractive librarian who works at the local library and woos all the cougars with his in-depth knowledge of all the secret recipes. Ya look great man.
Go on ahead Jordan, take every role and enjoy it all! If you ever have kids they'll be the oldest souls returned to do work and you'll be the perfect parent for this. Keep rising Jordan!❤❤❤
You were destined to be an actor Jordan! Your words have power to make have tv networks reach out and everyone talking about this! You’re incredible man! Keep doing what’s in your heart to do!
@@mindyc6239 lets analyse the lies which are world wide believed and origin from masons: lie: schools are of use (fact. schools keep slavery alive and stands for dumbing down the population of mankind) lie: moon and mars landings, (fact: even masons know they cannot leave - earth is closed system, unless you want to drown, there is no other place created for us to live in.) lie: news channels share truth (fact: these are for politic propaganda) lie: voting matters (fact: politic propaganda) lie: money has a value of its own (fact: it is just a tool of this world, which value has been agreed upon world wide, it should be not loved, only used as needed.) lie: NASA lies (globe and all....) (fact: NASA stands for TO DECEIVE and 2 members expose their own lies, one is still alive, the other (Wernher Von Braun) place a clear clue on his own gravestone) - you havn´t searched - have you? lie: the lgbtq++++ propaganda (fact: it is a part of masonry depopulation agenda, 500 000 000 souls, thats their goal - Georgia Guidestones! - who said it be worthy to forgot?) lie: Evolution and the dinosaurs. (fact: mankind is not hybrid kind) to keep stating that there was an evolution, then we ain´t humans, we aint then mankind, we are then hybrids. Are you a hybrid? Lie: holidays (xmas, Halloween, new year eve and so on) (fact: PAGAN HOLIDAYS, to praise BAAL, the god of this world) lie: U.F.Os (fact: they are demons/evil spirits in high places, against whom we fight daily = spiritual warfare) lie: rules and laws rule the world (fact: signs and symbols of masonry do) lie: believe in being educated (fact: found daily living with the lack of knowledge) lie: religions are ways to heaven (fact: JESUS CHRIST is only way to heaven. Religions, no matter its name = masonic garbage) lie: our dead loved ones stay around to “ghost” (fact: hunting and ghosting is job of demons, not of humans. We, humans, come from GOD and return back to HIM and all the stories of having been seen a ghost - terrifying, scary, dark, cold - again no job of analysing been done here by you- right?) Lie: Humans have no immune system and we need vaccines as these save lives (fact: humans HAVE IMMUNE SYSTEM and vaccines are created for one or two purpose: to kill or to cripple. If you took all their poison shots then later in life comes all kinds of medical diagnoses = vaccines crippled you - remember that) lie: there is no GOD (fact: There is GOD, who redeems sinners and created us directly from the dust of the earth: Psalms 139:14 (KJV) I will praise thee; for I am fearfully and wonderfully made: marvellous are thy works; and that my soul knoweth right well.) to keep claiming that there is no GOD and we aint created directly from the dust of the earth, we soon run out logic, regardless to we place “evolution” in our claims or not and our dead, whats happening to them as they sleep in their graves? - they decay away, becoming the dust form which they were taken, if it ain`t so then we are simply reality deniers. lie: 911 was terror attack (fact: 911 was an inside job, meaning the work of your loved government) lie: Tv watching is of use (fact: television (TV) = tell a lie vision, a weapon for our minds, keeping it under MK ULTRA) half lie/half truth: earth is a stage where everyone plays rolls (fact: earth is stage, a freemasonry checkerboard, where both side, black and white are masons and humans both in politics and regular souls = the naive public gets daily played) lie: children are government to raise (fact: children are parents to raise, it takes 2 to make them, it takes 2 to raise them). Lie: we live already in the matrix (fact: we live since birth in BABYLON which is to become “matrix” as Man - us, must merge with machine aka take the mark of the beast and then matrix aka false reality becomes to be 100%) lie: humans are not intelligent enough (fact: it is forgotten fact, we all are intelligent, many have suffered the illness from this world, being indoctrinated by masons, cause who give us the school system which we have? masons did, because they need slaves. Lie: love is low standard and = lust (fact love is high standard as love means> John 15:13 Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. Lie> do what thy wilt there is no body who has the right to judge you (fact> GOD SHALL JUDGE YOU AFTER YOU HAVE DEPARTED ON EARTH and Christians are also called to give out righteous judgment, therefore repent * born again * go and sin no more) lie: slavery is over (fact: slavery was never over, it just changes a little as we are no longer buy`d or sold, still prepared through school systems for our future slavery, succumb to our slave lives based on our free will) 24 lies, should i go on? This world ain´t deceived, out there to deceive? Topic we need to know: search in short: BIBLE + FREEMASONRY. Freemasonry and its plans/agendas/projections/ operations: project blue beam project MK ULTRA Operation Paperclip Operation Mockingbird
Jordan has that look that isn't going to change! He's going to look the same in 40 years as he does now! So, don't fret, Jordan! Love you just as you are! 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
Jordan, don't worry too much about it. I'll offer a bit of input. I'm a 44 year old Xennial. Too late in GenX to fit in with most Xers, but I get along just fine with the first group of Millennials. My daughter is a 25 year old GenZ'er and she's awesome. (No, the math isn't broken. I was married at 18, and pregnant within two months. There was no honeymoon period. LOL. We were 19 when she was born.) Now back to the topic! I was all of 16 when I got my first silver hair. I now have enough silver that I don't have to show ID to buy alcohol or tobacco products. 🤣 We look how we look. We age how we age. There's nothing wrong with any of it. Our environment and lifestyle combined with our genetics decide how we age. Sure we can adjust our lifestyles, but there's not a lot we cah realistically do about our physical environment, and even less we can do about our genetics. Slow, fast, it doesn't matter. Age comes for us all, and that's okay. You just do you. Same goes for anyone reading this. Don't worry about how old you look. You look like yourself. It's okay. Just live your life and find joy in each day wherever you can. The Reaper can wait his turn. 🙃😉
You're 44 and think you're too young to fit in Gen X? I'm 48 and feel VERY Gen X. Kurt Cobain was the literal voice of Gen X; Nevermind came out in 1991 when you were 11 and I was 15. That's old enough to appreciate "Smells Like Teen Spirit," and that's the only definition of Gen X I go by :)
ROFLMAO! The fact you're young but look older is very valuable. It means your 'look' wont change drastically in just a few years or require more and more rigorous effort to upkeep. So in 10 years, you'll basically look the same as you do now. It's a compliment! And Wonder Woman is awesome.
I could see you on Abbott Elementary. That would be so dope. I'M rooting for that. I can imagine Jordan talking to the teachers and saying "Get so close right now".
I died the fact his own mother roasted his forehead creases😂 Though seriously if Jordan ended up in a movie please make his role as funny as possible with the most serious expressions I'd be buying tickets for days until the swapped the movie out😂😂
I'm 36 and am always told I look younger. The older I get, the younger the faces look on younger people. It's weird. Aging is kind of neat though - wisdom comes through over time. Seek your true self. Love and forgive yourself. Peace. Jordan, be in a movie dude. You are a fantastic actor and comedian. Why not? If anything else it would be awesome RU-vid content if you documented the journey. Just promise to never ever join the illuminati.
I would love to see Jordan acting as a teacher, and when a student did something really wrong, he would say “get closer” and “back off a little”. You gotta do it man!
My mum is Gen X. I feel like it applies to them as well. At least the women though. The men somehow look their age but the women look 20 years younger. I went to a job interview, and the manager said “bring your mother next time so we can fill in some paper work” I brought my mum the next day, and since my manager was at the back, I went to my friend and she said “why did you bring your sister?” And I was like “that’s my mum” and she was like “wth! She looks so young and pretty” and I was like “how old did you think she was?” And she said “at least between 17 and 19” I wanted cry. Because, some people thought I was 20. I’m literally 15, and my mum is in her late 40s. Another example is my friends mum, she’s in her mid 40s but she looks like she’s my age. Everyone who sees me and my friend think we’re like 18 or 19, but she’s literally 13, I’m 15 and somehow, our parents looks younger than us 😭😭😭
@@Nachoprobl3m2 that’s funny! I just turned 50 (yes my profile pic is very current) & my boyfriend keeps getting asked by his friends how he “caught” someone so much younger. I’m all of 2 weeks younger. 🤣 He just confuses them when he says we sat next to each other in high school chemistry. He loves it! And for a 50 yr old guy he looks amazing! Now if he’d quit stealing my good skincare. 😆
"It's not your fault your firehead makes the Wonder Woman symbol." I laughed so hard, I woke the hubby up. Jordan, you're gorgeous. Don't listen to them.
Jordan needs to be in a horror movie called "Old" where he sneaks into people's houses in the middle of the night whispering in their ear "Come closer" and by a mysterious urge, they do; then ages them by 80 years and holds them in his basement holding them for ransom while also making them pay for anti aging products. He ends up murdering them and taking their skin and making more humans that look like Gen Z with fake birth certificates so he can prove that Gen Z does look older than their age.
Bless your heart. It all balances out. When I was 16 years old I looked like I was 26. But then I was 26, I looked like I was 23 y/o. Your face is going to go through many phases and changes as you age and it doesn’t really matter what people think. Your face is beautiful and classic. And you act very mature for your age. Live your life and have fun with it! On hopefully a positive side note, I hope you are giving yourself the same joy and happiness that you are giving others. You deserve it. I hope you are finding pleasure in the small things in life and finding the peace in nature. I hope you see sun dogs this winter. And get to see a double rainbow in Spring. I hope you travel to try new foods and traditions in other countries. And I hope you live your life with all of the richness it has to offer.
He does need to be cast in a movie: He's being pursued by fast food CEOs/CFOs who want to kill him for giving away "secrets", and the police don't believe him. He's quite literally fighting for his life, but instead of helping, ppl recognize him & ask him for secret recipes. I could totally see a LOT of on-brand comedy (and cameo by Ryan Reynolds, bcuz his humor & sarcasm would be *perfect* in that movie) & a future career for Jordan. I'd write the script, except...I haven't written anything in a long time. But if there are any writers out there: give this man a vehicle to perform in! It will make money, trust. And so far as in-movie endorsements & product placement...well, the obvious choices would be the very same brands Jordan discussed on his YT channel. The movie would be a win-win-win for all. 😃
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 If you are 26 then I am the tooth fairy! Seriously??! It's not just about your looks, but the way you carry yourself, confidence, charisma, maturity, knowledge...... kudos! Kudos !
