I Bought a Cheap V12 BMW 760Li, Because I Never Learn From My Mistakes 

Mike Bussey 69 likes now Almost 70

Ha ha ha ja Mercedes 760... hilarious Tyler you moron !

Haha had to rewind, he really DID say that :D

Currently 1am, replayed this 3 times before I realised Tyler messed up 😂

More likes are needed on this.. Tyler!! PIN THE COMMENT..

Last pass passwords. Say that 10 times quickly..

Hoovies Garage try an e46 I had a all stock 323 wagon that was a 5 speed and even though it wasn’t the fastest car I’ve had it was the most fun by far

go home Hoovie, you're drunk.

One of ur best yet

U PLAN on keeping this one PERMANENTLY at the CAR WIZZZZ-ARDS ? Or at l;east financing his vacations the next 3 yrs or so?????

It's also a wonderful place to work here in Memphis

Hell yeh that’s my RU-vid feel good comment of the day, great to hear

@@TheJrummel The best place to work with the most wonderful people in the world!

From what I’ve heard St Judes is good. However I’ve heard that donations go a lot to making money and not actual research.

Agreed. They are wonderful.

That's like 1k in a year ($83 in a month) And people say that BMWs are money pits.

I drove my 523 for 14 years. Repairs: Coolant pump, broken door handle, rubber damper rear axl. I changed the breaking pads one times..... that's it.But it was an e39.

Yes

@@juppidisco my old E60 545i tells a different story...

@@UCBarkeeper yeah but thats cus you bought a 545 tho.. shouldve just gotten a 535

I remember Jay releasing him from that pledge, and Jay is the car god. What he says is done.

That was before the wedding.

bliglum oh Actually I totally forgot bout that vid

bliglum We are talking about Jay Leno right?

Tyler forgot too... And yes Jay Leno freed him. But still.

titojosh That is hilarious! Oh I love watching Hoovie loose.

Drinks in beer

He could sell it and make a Couple Grand.

Including the LS engine

titojosh loo

Don't think he ever had it. 🤣😀

He just knows that we're all going to comment on it, and that will boost the engagement on the video, and make it more visible, get more views, more people will comment on it, and the cycle will continue. Big brain shit.

Hahahaha I was like wrong car

it was the german plan all alone, "we are not raising enough mechanics." "just force them to become one.“

Lol best comment .. so underrated

Amen LMAO

I had an old BMW 525 TDS wich had always problems... So i began to repair myself... So i began to study mechanic... So i pass my exam in 2002... So i've been a mechanic for 18 years now. Fu**** damn BMW.

Honda: making normal guys into wannabe mechanics that can barely change oil

You mean his Mercedes 760li

@@rileynewton17 yeah always loved them mercedes 760li

I doubt he would find an Citroen in the US

Almost christmas? WTF? It is two months away.

Exactly. Purchased it for spares.

Spare donar parts for the roller

Parts car

Actually not. The BMW is 6.0, the rolls is 6.75

@john jay easy as that ;)

Yes he’s a fine man with a beautiful accent.

"Repairing a cheap BMW is like making love to a beautiful woman....."

TheYorkMan Maybe he’s the most interesting mechanic in the world? “I don’t always work on cars but, when I do...”

I like this guy better the car wizard

😭😭😭😭😭

So what's wrong with it? It's a BMW. Aw shit, here we go again.

The AMG is in the back of the shot of the BMW so when he filmed this he still had it.

Actually he bought a Mercedes 760li

@@magnacars No, It's a BMW. It's in the title.

@@caleblastname6969 you havnt watched the video then lol, he accidentaly called it a mercedes at the VERY start of the vid XD

BeepSheep4 you missed the joke

Freudian slip ;-)

moj tiho koje me idiote gledamo!

Tihomir Bacic BMW: Am I a joke to you?

Lol

lmfao priceless!!

True, because a compatriot of you designed this BMW; Chris Bangle was the sucker that made this failure

4 stainless pipes please,... and no mufflers,..

Please do it!!

He called it Mercedes to hope that it would be as reliable as his S600 he once had.

I thought it was a 4 dr Supra

After watching hoovie I enrolled in a ASE certified auto tech course. I love these older BMWS but to own them and upkeep them I have to be able to do 90% of the work myself. The tools, experience, and software will pay for itself long term. From what I've learned with his costs it's one job will cover the cost of the program much less two or three

LOL

the mechanics have no problems with bmw's,. only wizards and sorcerers run away,.,..

I took my 2004 F150 into a local mech shop who had a great reputation around my smallish town. I asked him about doing the spark plugs and the issue with them breaking. He said "in 15 years I've never broken one yet..." oh really? You have a special trick on how to get them out? Yeah, I refuse to work on them. I won't even let one in my front door and I'd like you to get it off my lot thank you lol

@@muskokamike127 well,. call the cops,. cause i ain't moving my 1976 Karmann Bmw 633CSi that i use as a daily driver,. better yet,. move the truck around the back,. cause you're ruining the view :D

Also a fan from +254

You should do the same buying second hand elephants

@@spanishmontana6121 it seems you have a second hand brain

@Pretty Fly 4 a WiFi you should be ashamed of yourself mentioning such things think with your upper head not the lower one

@Pretty Fly 4 a WiFi Oh shut up

got my vote, along with 102 others so far!!

got my vote to!!

Tyler, do this.

@@ka3097 I'd say even more so. Of course it's all a show but at least this one isn't causing you one heart attack after another when he's looking over the car. :-)

Not much of a car wizard then! He should be able to work on any car regardless of brand!

He should be able to work on anything being a car wizard.

scotty kilmer would say the same lmao

@@ahacres8871 he has said he has too many cars in his shop. Y'know, since most are Hoovies

@@N1sm0NIC He needs to get his skates on then and get moving! Hoovies dipping into the college funds yet again?

At least it's a Mercedes.

When I saw the title I was "Oh boy... Not again..."

Aw shit, here we go again *San Andreas theme*

@@YouArentSlick that's what I was waiting for👌🏼

Cole Chapman ok is it supposed to be funny ?

Andrew Samy wise guy more like it. Wizard likes Mercedes and Cadillac neither of which are as good as BMW. Wizard is an old man at heart.

Big money waste

Tang526 one mans waste of money is another mans treasure.

Depends. E39 are, when fixed and maintained properly nice cars, even when surpassing 600k km. Also the 7series is a nice vehicle. But the engines are finnacy and the maintenance the last 5 Years was also bad at Tylers 760i. And when you stop maintaining a german car, the car get's mad, and then you have to pay. :D

He has learned what generates views

@@billrbca 802k subscribers, that's what puts bread on his table

MAN .....................TYLER needs some serious rehab not at BETTY FORD but the HENRY FORD Clinic for his OCD OBSESSIVE CAR DISORDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He did say it was a win win situation. If the car was good he won, if the car was bad he won - because more people watched.

@@kevinshort3943 yup, more so a YT CONTENT $$ GENERATOR than a for profit buy to flip, seems he can make $$$$ with the vids and make bucks in the process.plus I saw him doing a cameo on MT TV with his deLorean on a BTTF refer

Scotty needs to charge batteries overnight more often. Prob best not to let him on your bmw he might break something

Dillon Bess this comment is gold

@@mrdomhare they need to make giant wireless qi charge pads for cars :3

@@kashatnick Audi e Tron??

Just use a power bank or connect it to the usb port of your laptop xD

He works on German cars, he can afford the space.

LOLLL

Harman Sagar bruh you are saying that in terrible English haha

Ben Lucier he probably goes to the DMW so much that they gave him an express pass.

🤣🤣🤣

feeding everyone's addiction. atta boy

3$ and an 8 ball lol

Marshal Dunnik Wouldn’t that mean he got it free?

@@protector326 that's assuming it's in good condition

More cylinders = more problems, in der Deutsches auto.

@@andytaylor1588 *in den deutschen Autos.

@@awdadwadwad1723 Oder in dem deutschen Auto.

The gift that keeps on taking.

@@---cr8nw That's priceless, I am going to use that and claim it as my own, because who's going to believe that I stole from a bloke known as double dash...

@@sociopathicnarcissist8810, I approve.

And a v12

Of course; he works on BMW's!!

he must--he has been wearing those same nasty blue suede shoes for 2 years...gross...

Benjamin Stephens, Jr. 😂

@@ToneCabinet that's why I said my comment haha

jussyB 😂😂😂

It looks like an amazing car. I have to own one before I die

I just got mine the other day brother any major tips you wanna tell me?🙏🏻🙏🏻😊

footballcoreano toyota is anything but a shit car

@footballcoreano hahaha you care more about social opinion than your wallet. Fucking moron

@Chaminda Thushara Ruwan Kasturi and how exactly is leasing more financially stable than buying once? On average of $500/mo for every lease, you could buy a quality Toyota or honda in 6 months instead of having $500/mo for 2 year leases. Think smarter, not harder

@@kooshkangaroo if you think the only reason to own a bmw is “social opinion” you’re sorely misjudging a lot of car fans

@footballcoreano or learn to work on them yourself

😂😂😂 very true

He needs to do another reality show, except this time Scotty is there to tell him how stupid he is.

To be honest, Hoovie is just showing everyone how right Scotty is.

Scotty is crying

Richard Button 😂

You're the first European I've heard admit that BMW's are shit. Good on you.

I have my own saying, Bring More Wallets.

@@rickwendling5735 I know first hand why people buy them, when everything is perfect they are such a nice car to drive. It's just that the honeymoon doesn't last long before your wallet hates you. I've had two three series and two five series. The fives are amazing when everything is happy.

@@ourtime-downhere6931 its also buying the right one. I bought a 2000 Bmw 740i for $2500 and I have had it for almost a year now with no problems in sight. My timing chains are going to be due in about 30k miles, but the car is pretty solid.

@@ourtime-downhere6931 Good news for you. A ton of Europeans know that bmw's are shit. Last bmw I'd get is e46. I'd rather shot myself than owning anything that is more complicated and newer than e46

You noticed that to. I'm sure he puts himself to sleep at night counting his cars insted of sheep but then has nightmares all night.

@@wernerdanler2742 that's hilarious, I'll never have night sweats over my 2001 Chevy Prizm.

@@nelzelpher2088 Good Andrew. I don't lose any sleep over my car even though it's a Mercedes with 150k miles.

@@wernerdanler2742 My car has 209k miles. I'm surprised your not having trouble with your Mercedes. What's the model so I can buy it off you?

@@nelzelpher2088 I never said I wasn't having trouble with it. I bought it a little over 2 years ago and almost immediately had to have that controller plate inside the gear box replaced. That was almost 2 grand. Everything else has really been fairly minor. 3 of the window regulators, alternator, belt tensioner and other things. Luckily, I can still do these kinds of minor repairs. No other drive line problems so over all I am fairly happy with the car. I live in Vegas so the UV is pretty high here so paint does not hold up and the interior suffers. So it doesn't look the greatest but it actually drives great. Oh yeah, not for sale lol.

He already does

I was just looking at car wizards channel

12 months later: Car Ninja buys a new house in Malibu.

oh it's called Velocity garage

Yeah... I don't get that.

probably got paid just for the add at the beginning of the vid but not the end plug

One for cruising, one for hooning

Logic7 ;)

they are not the same cars, thats the logic

Tehgziz Lauw it’s not like he has a gallardo or anything....

@@dr-ok3sn both the phantom and the 760 has the exact same sound system called Logic7 with a Logic7 DSP/amp that's notorious for breaking as soon as you look at it. Believe me I have one and it's sent away for repair right now.

Car Wizard: Aight, imma lay under

You know the weird thing is when you Shazam to try and find the exact arrangement it comes up with this - which I can only assume is a royalty free compilation someone has done for youtube. Shame I still don't know what the actual arrangement it... ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-xILdwp1rkPk.html

I literally did not put that together the first time I saw it.

Deloached I bet you’re right. These days the RU-vidrs, especially well known ones, can’t get away with any music without paying big time royalties or using cheesy public domain stuff. You’d think the official Navy anthem would be royalty free regardless, but who knows

He meant Mercedes RS760Li

im more concerned about how he said "latest"

I think he’s not sleeping well :p

Valkyrie Survives no he meant Mercedes RS760Li Quattro

HOL UP NIGGA FHE CAR WIZARD IS A FRAUD

BMW stands for Beemer Might Werk.

@@andytaylor1588 Big Money Waste.

@@taunuslunatic404 Blow My Wages

@@gtametro Boring Man's Willy.

Break my wallet

E28 and e30s are also reliable as hell if even remotely cared for. My current e28 has 296,000 miles and runs beautifully

As long as you take care of it, most of them are pretty damn reliable. Sure, parts will wear out over time, but that happens with every brand. Of course, if you cheapen out on parts and skip maintenance, it won't last long.

@@brianreilly4306yupp '83 e21 with a little over 300k on the original m10 :)

It IS kind of cute to hear north americans bash german cars 😄

*Laughs in timing chain guide failure*

"Its going to continue to break".

Mine is pretty much everything GM does.

Makinde Oyewole those donuts sure worked out well...

I remember his ML55, ES300 manual, his old turquoise S Class from the 80s. And so many others 😂

@@805NAVE You're one of the real OGs

@@805NAVE I remember all those cars. His old blue diesel S Class was probably the most beautiful example of the W126 I had ever seen. Wish he didn't sell it

Working on many different brands of cars is what being a vehicle technician is all about! its all money on the table. Beggars can't be choosers.

The only way to properly fix a BMW is to buy a non-BMW car.

After this, there's more to come :))

Yes, we are only at the beginning of another tragic story. Probably not M5 or Bentley Continental level but we will see.

Not if he sold it right away.. A 760LI with a V12 engine fully repaired for a bit over 7k would attract a few interested buyers.

Kevin Barry the longer you keep a bmw, is when you will eventually pay for it all over again, and again in terms of its maintenance requirements, they are endless money pits.

You make one little mistake 🤣🤣

*nothin more expensive then a cheap German car*

Poverty mindset guarantees poverty

Dead Reckon **cries in 2008 550i**

**doesn't cry, has a good mechanic/teacher**

i love bmw's,. but i guess i'm the only one able to fix them,...

@@santileonsteinberg1441 Don't worry, I'll help tow it off the road. I keep a tow strap in my '74 GMC for wayward cars stuck on Interstate 81 (Death road) here in Virginia.

Actually, this should be made standard (and a requirement) for all cars. Even my 300$ crappy Windows PC comes complete with a trouble shooter.

@@Stackali ...and then the Car Ninja comes in and rescues him from the 'haters'...LOL!!!

Night and day difference in the two shops

Kirk H 😂😂😂😂

Those blue suede shoes he has been wearing for 2 years depreciated 99%..nasty guy.

chad haire super nasty!

Its time for a change the wizard is expensive and overpriced

The reason for a mechanic to decline the work is because thry know its a pain in the butt to work on and they are going to loose their shirt if they take it

Ricky Lahef that is absolutely true. As a matter of fact I personally know a lot of mechanics that when they get a car like that which is way over their head they will send it off to another shop that specializes in that car and fixes them all the time.

I drive a 1988 750iL (also V12) and I would’ve been shocked if the Wizard said yes. I’ve called mechanics who specialize in BMW, they talk for minutes, then they ask model and year, and hang up without a word.

jacobbrashears yeah those V12 engines are not the easiest cars to work on that’s for sure. I’m surprised that the BMW specialists don’t wanna work on that one though. I’ve been told that a lot of Bimmers with the V12 engines share the same engine as a Rolls Royce Phantom and probably some other similar British made vehicles. Perhaps you might try somebody who specializes in British motors specifically the V12. That’s probably your best bet with that car. I wish you luck

@@jacobbrashears I nearly bought a professionally stored ‘92 750il with 4,000 miles last year. The friend that bought it, sold it in about 9 months...... Looks like I dodged a bullet!

A good bummer is one that you drive 100,000 miles after several lights come on, that is proof they are build to last.

"The Ultimate driving machine" -BMW

Mercedes is the same way. I've owned multiples of both

@Steven Enno I actually do that's why I have multiple cars. Don't quit your day job

@Steven Enno thanks for telling it to complete stranger.

Actually that IS "good"...means its almost certainly down to a vacuum leak somewhere and nothing mechanical.

Scotty isn't a mechanic, he's a quack.

TheRealCarlos \ Scotty havent done anything bad to me but oh god, how much I hate that guy..

I thought he was gonna turn up at John Ross

@@shaded_lp you hate him because he's telling the truth

@@shaded_lp He is honest, just cause i love a ferrari doesnt mean they arent money pits. I love the e60 but honestly its such a headache. My axle broke, waterpump stopped working, alot of hoses needed chaning. It was fucking me inte the ass and wallet. I had a xv20 camry before that NOTHING broke. Always started, was like a fucking boat and coach, but it never failed. So i compromised sold the e60 and now i drive a Lexus is250 which drinks too much fuel. Has the driving experience i want (although its NOT a sport car) but still toyota made 210hp and rwd. NO MORE FUCKING ERRORS.

My mechanic is the same. He told me NOT to buy another Mini...stick to Honda or Toyota. Mini's are high maintenance so he really discouraged my purchasing a Mini Countryman JCW All 4 R60 to replace my Mini Clubman S R55. My only reply...Tom, you are in the car repair business...and I am a guaranteed customer!!!! Sorry, but I love driving my Mini's.

This engine has nö turbos,it's NA.