I bought the shoes that make you walk faster 

Maybe you should wear shoes that make you stop uploading

Those young men are so nice to that poor little blonde boy. It's wonderful to see that there are still charitable people out there.

They should have a treadmill setting, where the wheels go in reverse and force you to walk in place.

Somehow Jarvis was the only one who looked even mildly natural and human in his walk, everyone else looked like they had explosives strapped to their feet.

I love the absolute audacity of an engineer saying, “it’s a lot worse on video for some reason?” I could actually write an essay on how ludicrous that statement is

First he got taller, now he's going faster. He's becoming unstoppable

Hey Drew, I think you should start a local tourist guide tour service where you walk around with your moonwalkers, and they have to try to keep up with you as you tell them lies about the city

A super annoying issue in game design is syncing character footstep animation rate with the speed they walk. We notice it even if it's really subtle. These shoes are a perfect example of how uncanny it looks.

Wow! Those shoes really are like walking on the Moon: the huge financial investment, years of training, incredible toll on the body, likely to cause your death... They even got the detail where you and 3 other men share an experience few other living beings every will!

I think Jarvis hit the nail on the head with the "I feel like I wish I was wearing rollerblades, because then I'd have more control." Like at least then you'd be able to _turn_

I love how they make you look like a character in a videogame that has an improperly-tuned walk cycle.

A horror story in one sentence: For sale- one pair of moon shoes, hardly worn

I love how just listening to the shoes, if you have worked with electric motors at all you can go, "Oh, that's the sound of really cheap motors straining very hard."

The price wasn't for the shoes, it was for the instructional video. You have NO idea how hard it is to find someone who can teach you how to walk.

I love them advertising as "the ultimate cardio machine", it's like they found out it was more labor intensive to use them than regular walking and had to re-market them

Jarvis somehow managed to make those utterly stupid shoes look kind of cool and I'm in awe

you should wear the shoes to whatever marathon Danny will be in and try to beat him

They called them moonwalkers because they weigh the same amount as shoes you'd use on the moon, how thoughtful!

as an animation major, the way these shoes make you look when walking is exactly how every animation teacher tells you not to animate walking because it looks unnatural and upsetting

Dude definitely made a killing off of these things. $1400 a pop and he only spent $14 on the filming of the "tutorial". Killing it man!

What I love about these is that their weight and awkwardness makes you actually walk slower while wearing them, so you end up moving about the same speed as you would normally walking

*$1,400.00 USD* for electric Heelys. Genius.

If you notice most of their ads involve couples and people walking together. Maybe that's what your missing? You should probably get Amanda a pair too so you can give them a fair review.

When I first heard of these I thought they were a redesign of the moonshoes that were like trampolines for your feet. Would've been a better idea honestly lol.

Thing that kills me the most about these shoes is that for a fraction of the cost you could literally just buy a good pair of rollerblades and it would actually be more efficient faster quieter, less strange looking 😂😂😂

the FUNNIEST thing to me is that he tested them at the orlando fashion square mall-a mall that, as an orlando native, is known to be about 75% abandoned and absolutely desolate in appearance-because there is no way he would be caught dead in those monstrosities 💀

As someone in a wheelchair who can’t walk I personally really appreciated the tutorial on how to walk I mean come on how do you expect me to walk in moonwalkers if I don’t know how to walk?!?!?

Try wearing them on the treadmill

I really appreciate how Drew comes out of retirement for us for 30 minutes every month

Thing is everyone is misunderstanding the shoes, their weight actually makes your legs stronger so you walk faster when you take them _off_

It will always make me laugh how Drew and Amanda act like no actual human beings

the funny thing is that there is actually a use case for this sort of thing and i fall into it - i have an old hip injury that flares up if i walk more than about 2 miles at a time, so I can't, for example, go walking to the grocery store that's about 1.2 miles from my house because it's _just_ outside that 2 mile round-trip range. being able to go just a _little_ bit farther on each step would actually expand my "walkable distance" range quite a bit. I've actually considered buying heelys to help with this. so i was interested in these moonwalkers until you showed the price, and then every thing after that was an additional ding against it. the extra weight that would offset any benefit of getting more distance per step? the difficulty of even just getting them to work in the first place? the NOISE???? the thing about a lot of these types of products is that they're designed for disabilities and then marketed to everyone, so able-bodied people go "that's silly" while disabled people go "finally, something i can use" (snuggies are a classic example - they're designed for wheelchair users). and this is the first time i've looked at one of these and gone "oh, _i'm_ the disability these are for" and even then i would never actually buy these unless they managed to make them quiet, lightweight, and at least half as expensive. so if i'm the ideal use case and the way these are designed would not actually benefit me at all, then who were these designed _for????_ this is such a classic case of techbros reinventing the wheel. they could've just made some strap-on rollerskates that can't roll backwards and will let you stop on a dime, or heelys with a button that pops the wheels down instead of you having to carry the wheels around in your pocket and put them in manually. would've been way cheaper than whatever this tea-kettle sounding AI-motor cost them to develop.

These aren't the try guys we we asked for, they're the try guys we DESERVE!

The audio inserts saying “keep walking” “you’re just gonna walk” sounding like a troll, but actually being from the official company is beyond hilarious.

I saw Drew in these out on the street. He locked eyes with me, clenched his first and sprinted at me, paralysing me from the waist down with his godly speed. Great guy, would love to meet him again

whoever toned your hair did a great job. you have a really nice blonde happening.

"the shoes are as loud as your talking volume" bruh, i kinda prefer my shoes to not emmit any sounds 💀

For all the issues this product has, I still can’t get over the fact that you (have to?) wear shoes INSIDE THE SHOES.

Will never get tired of the "wife hates me 'cause I'm a loser" bit you do. I feel Amanda's disappointment every time.

I think they put the word 'moon' in moonwalkers since, due to the weight of the shoes, they would be perfect in keeping you grounded on the moons surface when you go for your regular stroll on the rocky surface. I think this would be an good use for those shoes

As a product design student Drew’s product review videos are surprisingly helpful

The way eddy was the only one to walk normally in them 😂😂 Jordan looked like he was straight up trying to roller blade.

This video just proves how ahead of their time Heelys were... and how much we took them for granted.

When I was a kid in the nineties, these were all the hype. They weren't battery powered or AI, but pretty much the same concept: basically rollerskate bottoms you could strap your feet into while wearing shoes. All the fun of rollerskates, without the hassle of taking off your shoes! AND they were size adjustable. And probably less than $20 😂

Imagine being at the park and you just see drew gooden in whistling robotic roller skates passing by casually

If Drew had a nickel for every time he got scammed by a product with the word “moon” in the name, he’d have two nickels. Which isn’t much but it’s weird that it happened twice.

Drew finding out he can write off anything he buys for a video on his taxes has been excellent for the channel.

I love that drew does experiments like this. I never would have known these shoes were a stupid idea if he hadn't bought and tried them.

You should give the shoes to Danny so he can use these for when he teaches his kid how to walk. They’ll be the fastest human alive (at least when it comes to walking).

you should do all your 'buying expensive stuff to make fun of it' videos with your friends, having a whole group mocking the shoes made for such a fun energy

I love how Drew is just straight up using his channel to subsidize hanging with the boys. 10/10 love seeing the lads.

obsessed with the way Jarvis holds the mic like its a medieval chalice when they all walk up to Drew on the ground

it’s so cool that these barely work and hurt really bad to boot! The sound thing is the worst part for me, both the horrible squealing noise and the sound of my family complaining about not eating for the last month and a half. Totally worth it!

hehe yeah drew mine do that too! UwU *looks down at crocs covered in wires and tape*

“For the low, low cost of living in your apartment for a month” killed me, because it really was close to my actual rent payment price 😭 Also “rip Jordan 1973-2006” made me snort laugh so hard for some reason. Idk why that tickled me SO much 😂

3:21 this little skit brought back so many memories of me and my middle school friends making low quality yet funny videos on iMovie

"wow did anyone see that Jarvis shaped aura breeze by?" HOW DID NO ONE LAUGH AT THAT IM ON THE FLOOR

We can’t keep letting tech bros invent things that already exist and calling them a new name. I am losing my mind. You’ve made bad rollerblades

This is the second time Drew's life has been ruined by a product with 'moon' in its name

Drew's opening bits are like the internal monologue of someone from an early 2000s infomercial

I do want to see someone with a pair of these on walking on one of those moving walkways to see if you’ll break the sound barrier with the incredible speed

16:44 the pivot to advertising it as a workout device is basically admitting that using the shoes is actually _more_ strenuous than walking normally 😂

wow. drew gooden, former NBA guy, has transformed his life and taken on a new hobby. how inspiring

Drew, I propose a race... You in your Moonwalkers VS Danny in his Fun Slides

13:07 Drew Gooden as the world's saddest rollerblader. 😢 (Just keep walking through the sadness Drew! ❤)

the idea of a couple just zipping by like theyre no clipping through life but still using a walk animation is so fuckin funny to me

As a person who lives in a country with crooked sidewalks and patchwork driveways, I find it absolutely hilarious that even if these worked they would be absolutely unwearable in 99% of environments. The only place smooth and straight enough for these is public parks, and at this point you'd probably prefer a skateboard or a bycicle lmaooo Maybe malls, but they would be too full to use these without running headfirst into someone

I was on the list to buy these but I read another article about the size so I cancelled my pre-order. I kept watching their website and even got a Black Friday offer but I’ve been suspicious as I could not find any real comments from real users. Thank you so much for your video. Your review helped me know I made the right decision!

Those shoes make me walk faster because I'll never wanna be seen in public wearing them

If anything Drew's videos have taught me is to never buy something with the word "moon" in its name.

I think the best thing about these shoes is that if you wear them over white shoes, it looks like youre wearing sandals with white socks! Dad energy is great

they’re loud too i like that

5:46 me getting nervous while doing any presentation at school

Jordan saying “now I serve” when trying to turn the shoes on made me laugh harder than it needed to

as a frequent roller skater, I could put the same amount of energy into walking with my skates on and go 10 times further than these moonwalkers

I usually look down when I'm walking as I grew up in an area with cobblestones and otherwise uneven sidewalks. So looking forward while walking is already a challenge for me :D

looks like when the walk animation in a game is not synced with the speed of the character

Imagine going to the park and seeing four guys wearing a pair of shoes that sounds like a kettle Edit: if you're wondering why it's saying pear in the comments, that's me misspelling "pair." lmao

I loved the part where he spent a bunch of money on something stupid for content, if only there was a playlist with a bunch of videos of him doing that

Jarvis is actually the only one using them correctly and when he used them they worked. MAGIC XD

it's really funny how they spent so much time advertising these as faster shoes, when really they're just slower skates.

the more companies slap the word AI into their products the more I understand my professor's sigh whenever we tell him about a project idea that includes AI and he asks "What is AI" as his way of saying "is it really AI? does this idea really need AI?" because honestly at this point it turned into the word "organic" for food products; just slap it on anything to give the illusion it is something that people want

I love how Drew is not one of these influencers who are just promoting all of this shit but he just does the opposite and buys the stuff and just bashes it in a way that you can't stop watching.

after a long day at the office with your moonwalkers there's nothing like relaxing on your moonpod

I stopped watching drew a while ago because I thought my sense of humor had our grown him but I’ll be damned if that was not that funniest opening to a video I’ve seen in a long time. Masterful

I just wanna say, to Drew or folks in the community or whoever else writes the CC for these videos, THANK YOU!! I’m watching just 9 hrs after this was posted and there are already captions written. As someone with horrible audio processing issues this is a huge help! :D

Drew is slowly becoming the guy that buys all the weird stuff so you don’t have to

I love coming back to this video just cuz despite the product being bad you guys clearly are having a good time hanging out

Foot race with two people, each one only wearing one of the moon walkers.

Drew’s $1400 purchase to make fun of a product makes me feel so much better at the prospect of paying $75 to retake an exam I failed

In conclusion, Heelys are still the only useful innovation in walking technology to exist on the market Sidenote: If you want to use the shoes, strap them to a laundry basket and use them as a) a wagon for your cat or b) a car to kitchen grocery cart, basically use it as a pair of wheels to attach to other things

I think you should try to replace the wheels with tank treads and see if they make the shoes better or worse.

I love your pastel style, it looks good on you!

Oh good to see Drew still keeping the scam industry afloat in this economy

I know we’re supposed to make fun of drew to make him laugh BUT I just wanna say every time he uploads my day is much better than it was before. Thank you for all the effort you put in.

I love how with a little tweaking they could've just invented motorized roller skates, which could've been huge, but instead they marketed it as "shoes that make you go 0.2 mph faster" for some reason

This is literally cracking me up right now. This is amazing.

I wanna see a race with these, a 2010s hoverboard, heelys, a Segway, a onewheel, that motorized luggage bag, and maybe a pogo stick

The piercing noise is probably the shoes screaming in fear. Don't worry guys, the shoes are much more scared of you, than you are of it 😉😂

“We’re not done with you yet” 😂