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Yes, I do possess a Life Size Lady Dimitrescu Body Pillow but let me explain...
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Life Size Lady Dimitrescu From ► / @happyscratchmore

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Комментарии : 4,9 тыс.   
@pntbller14
@pntbller14 2 года назад
Mark: “it was a gift” Inside marks head: “from me to me”
@pfagan24
@pfagan24 2 года назад
I don't know if you meant to, but I always appreciate a good Scrubs reference.
@pntbller14
@pntbller14 2 года назад
@@pfagan24 Read in JDs voice of course
@pfagan24
@pfagan24 2 года назад
@@pntbller14 I mean that's the only way to read it haha. Such a great show, and arguably the best ending for a series finale of all time (season 9 is a spin-off, imo).
@Az-pool
@Az-pool 2 года назад
I can change the likes.
@greywhistler6576
@greywhistler6576 2 года назад
​@@pfagan24 you go to weiss hs?
@LateSleeper
@LateSleeper 2 года назад
"IT'S NOT A SEX DOLL!!" Well, not with that attitude.
@masonprisco3782
@masonprisco3782 2 года назад
It's a ....respect doll....he really respects the POWER of that doll...its not a sexual thing lol
@baconator1377
@baconator1377 2 года назад
Someone has to find one and send it to him now. With all proper measurements
@SolusAgomor
@SolusAgomor 2 года назад
🤣
@serenabloodstreamdevil1319
@serenabloodstreamdevil1319 2 года назад
Oh no XD
@bluebunanimates6590
@bluebunanimates6590 2 года назад
For some reason I don't doubt it-
@Red-mz7iy
@Red-mz7iy 2 года назад
Amy: *thinking* hes thinking about another girl Mark: *thinking* how do I hide a life sized Lady Dimitrescu body pillow from Amy?
@NebulousVendragon
@NebulousVendragon 2 года назад
I mean, he is thinking of another girl... XD
@Restartedoperator
@Restartedoperator 2 года назад
imagine when she finds out xD
@thekennyeslickshow
@thekennyeslickshow 2 года назад
Just Don't Tell Amy
@wrathofthelamb318
@wrathofthelamb318 2 года назад
​​@@Restartedoperator She most likely will fight him for the pillow
@spoopy891
@spoopy891 2 года назад
Mark: “it’s not a sex doll” also Mark: “i was supposed to promote Cloak yesterday…..but i was busy..and i hurt my back.” uh huh. busy.
@bluebunanimates6590
@bluebunanimates6590 2 года назад
* loudly * *MMM-HMM!*
@jamesmonorow574
@jamesmonorow574 2 года назад
*Oh god the meaning of this joke just hit me*
@CL.123
@CL.123 2 года назад
o.o
@RoberLunar
@RoberLunar 2 года назад
Well him hurting his back is sure believable
@annielemon
@annielemon 2 года назад
WHEEZE
@darkpandalord3844
@darkpandalord3844 2 года назад
The hype has pretty much died down, but Mark is still here simping. That's dedication.
@redwitch12
@redwitch12 2 года назад
Simping? What?! No, no! He's just respecting her power! She's a very powerful lady, he respects that! He's very respectful, that's all! >.>
@daisyjoy242
@daisyjoy242 2 года назад
@@redwitch12 he respects her by letting lady step on him, that’s all -.-
@mitsuri3096
@mitsuri3096 2 года назад
There's statues of her that cost thousads
@MesozoicRex
@MesozoicRex 2 года назад
Nope I'm still here
@adariusausborne3148
@adariusausborne3148 2 года назад
Ayo bro I still simping for her
@ktmal1681
@ktmal1681 2 года назад
Oh the "Dont tell Amy" memories are all coming back.....
@arttoon03
@arttoon03 2 года назад
Y e s
@bartholomeusnebuchadnezzar2463
@bartholomeusnebuchadnezzar2463 2 года назад
i remember him burning the table in the MRE video.I wonder how many things are whe supposed to "not tell Amy"
@ktmal1681
@ktmal1681 2 года назад
@@bartholomeusnebuchadnezzar2463 Currently sitting at 93 DTAs, if the number surpasses 100, then SCP - Amy will destroy the world. (DTA= Dont Tell Amy's)
@crazyworldcreativepassions7754
@crazyworldcreativepassions7754 2 года назад
Stops taping Ethan to the wall: don’t tell Amy what? Huh? 😂😂 oh, that? Oh, she’ll be fine with this…she won’t notice this… 😂😂
@-Offstar
@-Offstar 2 года назад
All the greatest things start with "Don't tell Amy."
@Rclarke115
@Rclarke115 2 года назад
Amy: This is my boyfriend, Mark. And this is Mark’s girlfriend, Alcina.
@catastrophe_crow64
@catastrophe_crow64 2 года назад
I SHOULD NOT HAVE LAUGHED YET HERE WE ARE
@teaqr
@teaqr 2 года назад
BAHAHA
@mavvynne444
@mavvynne444 2 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@absterps
@absterps 2 года назад
@@punking892 they're not, actually.
@punking892
@punking892 2 года назад
@@absterps thx for telling, imma delete me then
@Gryoomf
@Gryoomf 2 года назад
RU-vid: *Removes dislike button* Mark: NOW IS THE TIME TO REVEAL MY SHAME
@legogsrdi8349
@legogsrdi8349 2 года назад
Dislike is removed? I still have the dislike button. O.o
@devinbrown6650
@devinbrown6650 2 года назад
@@legogsrdi8349 yeah but it doesn't show the amount of dislikes anymore
@wheezingbisexual9957
@wheezingbisexual9957 2 года назад
@@devinbrown6650 i can see the dislikes tho?
@devinbrown6650
@devinbrown6650 2 года назад
@@wheezingbisexual9957 probably only in the comment section..but under the video it still shows the button with the word Dislike. But not the amount of dislikes. Atleast that's how it is on my phone. Maybe your app hasn't updated yet lol
@wheezingbisexual9957
@wheezingbisexual9957 2 года назад
@@devinbrown6650 yeah i kinda thought it was bcuz of that-
@cassandralyris4918
@cassandralyris4918 2 года назад
I'm not offended by the pillow of Alcina. I'm offended they used a JPEG image upscaled to print out our queen...
@Toxicfox63
@Toxicfox63 2 года назад
Oh god why did you point that out Dx
@ama_whiterose
@ama_whiterose 2 года назад
glad I'm not the only one who realized that... I'm sure there's a vector image out there they could have used instead, but nooooo low quality raster image is easier to find, so it's what they used
@rodeo9837
@rodeo9837 2 года назад
@@ama_whiterose right like??? If ur gonna make a 9ft pillow then make it right
@KingsBard
@KingsBard 2 года назад
Hey, Alex is a personal trainer not a Pillow maker, he tried his best
@detyvitanova749
@detyvitanova749 2 года назад
Yes, It hurts
@obi1ben392
@obi1ben392 2 года назад
Markiplier while holding Dimitrescu: I can explain Everyone else: *We saw it coming*
@zoorox1996
@zoorox1996 2 года назад
My question is: did it seriously take THIS long to happen?
@nekopawapuan6748
@nekopawapuan6748 2 года назад
@Sound City 🅥 ok
@lyriqsarqade
@lyriqsarqade 2 года назад
@Sound City 🅥 I watched one video out of your 6 LMFAO... and it was, how do I say this nicely, uhm, GARBAGE
@mozz14378
@mozz14378 2 года назад
We saw it coming... we only had ourselves to blaaaaaaaaaaame
@kristhedepressedhuman9337
@kristhedepressedhuman9337 2 года назад
Indeed
@cirice_0666
@cirice_0666 2 года назад
amy is gonna roll over one night and just see lady dimitrescu staring at her with mark’s face resting on it whilst he smiles
@wakeupitskelsey
@wakeupitskelsey 2 года назад
Probably happened last night
@sweetangellie
@sweetangellie 2 года назад
Amy: I'm laying in bed next to my boyfriend, mark. Amy: mark, is lying next to his girlfriend, lady dimitrescu.
@user-xw8bn4uq8c
@user-xw8bn4uq8c 2 года назад
Why do I imagine Mark, his girlfriend and Lady Dimistrecu in that one meme of that guy staring at the other girl with his girlfriend beside him -
@danas5846
@danas5846 2 года назад
insert the parks and rec meme w april and her two boyfriends
@AuzzieAnxiety
@AuzzieAnxiety 2 года назад
Mark apologising to Lady each time he groped her was humorous
@KitoBallard
@KitoBallard 2 года назад
It is XD And shows how much he "respects" her hehe.
@thefirstsin
@thefirstsin 2 года назад
AyO?
@Misshowzat
@Misshowzat 2 года назад
Maybe he's worried she'll come to life Toy Story style. Too much FNAF.
@45hr52
@45hr52 2 года назад
@@thefirstsin "come on?"
@nagisatsukimiya1999
@nagisatsukimiya1999 2 года назад
@@45hr52 *you close?*
@royaltycrow
@royaltycrow 2 года назад
Amy: Ah yes. Me, my boyfriend, and his 8ft tall life sized Lady Dimitrescu body pillow
@akshatdubey7904
@akshatdubey7904 2 года назад
9'6"
@DrawPG
@DrawPG 2 года назад
This comment made me imagine a picture of Amy with Mark who is hugging the 8ft tall body pill and in the back ground we see Ethan being chased by the VA of Heisenberg
@dekuthetechpriestoflondon6791
@dekuthetechpriestoflondon6791 2 года назад
God the memes are all ready great
@edraburhdohr667
@edraburhdohr667 2 года назад
@@dekuthetechpriestoflondon6791 Enlight me brother!
@RaulDiaz-mp8ms
@RaulDiaz-mp8ms 2 года назад
9ft.
@spinejackel
@spinejackel 2 года назад
amy lying in bed like: ah yes. me, my boyfriend, and his 500 dollar nine foot six inch tall vampire girlfriend pillow
@schwuischwui
@schwuischwui 2 года назад
isn’t this stolen?
@churchA.I
@churchA.I 2 года назад
@@schwuischwui ??
@undrinkablesmoothie
@undrinkablesmoothie 2 года назад
@@schwuischwui its a meme. How the hell do u steal a meme?
@Androids23
@Androids23 2 года назад
@@schwuischwui it's just a meme, everyone can use ut
@imsorryforarguingbut4555
@imsorryforarguingbut4555 2 года назад
@@schwuischwui ig there’s a less popular comment just like this down here posted an hour ago
@lordfishflakes4028
@lordfishflakes4028 2 года назад
I love that Lady Dimitrescu is so much taller than Mark, but his head is just as big as hers
@randomperson5512
@randomperson5512 2 года назад
Mark is to big brain time needs big head for big brain time
@idkwhattosayrlly2158
@idkwhattosayrlly2158 28 дней назад
@@randomperson5512 THE THROB NOG
@happyscratchmore
@happyscratchmore 2 года назад
You sit on a thrown of lies.... He personally commissioned this pillow, dimensions materials and all... I cannot believe you are throwing this on me. The betrayal.
@tacotuesday4798
@tacotuesday4798 2 года назад
Yes thy truth finally comes out
@jkishhabi
@jkishhabi 2 года назад
Make him a mattress version of her next
@tacotuesday4798
@tacotuesday4798 2 года назад
@@jkishhabi oh god the sales went up so fast
@PelicanSandwich
@PelicanSandwich 2 года назад
@Alex Tima Thank you for your honesty! I would love to see a video on the punishment of @Markiplier at his next PT session. 😈
@fishnewt1331
@fishnewt1331 2 года назад
Really? I don’t know you, so I can’t say who is telling the truth, but it feels more like in Mark’s personality to commission that. Lol!
@KittyPepperPhd
@KittyPepperPhd 2 года назад
He's a perfectly normal dude with a giant vampiress pillow.
@Kalebfenoir
@Kalebfenoir 2 года назад
Y'know, when his girlfriend finds out, they're practically obligated to do the "...and here I am in bed with my BF and his 9 foot tall vampire body pillow" meme thing.
@shadowproxy4557
@shadowproxy4557 2 года назад
Omg yesss!!!!!
@ashleyr6809
@ashleyr6809 2 года назад
I thought Amy already knew. Lol.
@missachua
@missachua 2 года назад
@@ashleyr6809 Not about the pillow apparently.
@shadowproxy4557
@shadowproxy4557 2 года назад
@MGTWO Entrepreneur shut up 🤐 no one what’s your opinion
@Krissy93021
@Krissy93021 2 года назад
@@shadowproxy4557 im going through and reporting every single one of their comments -.- you should NEVER speak like that about someone's loved one when they def don't deserve it, especially if they've passed away
@Bubblies005
@Bubblies005 2 года назад
The don’t tell Amy series continues. Started with Unus Annus now we here.
@aubarlowe
@aubarlowe 2 года назад
what's [DELETED CHANNEL]? --I know, but yOU CAN'T SAY THE NAME--
@Bubblies005
@Bubblies005 2 года назад
@@aubarlowe Maybe they overcame the first step of grief: Denial and are on to acceptance after the last video Mark and Ethan released. 😅
@Tippy555
@Tippy555 2 года назад
@@aubarlowe unus annus was about accepting death not forgetting it happened
@aubarlowe
@aubarlowe 2 года назад
@@Tippy555 nono, i mean it in the joking sense of "those who weren't here can't know"
@temmieisakward2830
@temmieisakward2830 2 года назад
An so far we're at a lafy dirmtruse pillow..
@plinkitee
@plinkitee 2 года назад
"Amy doesn't know about it" I'm sure she does now
@Khajiidaro
@Khajiidaro 2 года назад
She probably knew before this but decided not to say anything because it's Mark.
@locustpond
@locustpond 2 года назад
amy: “um…whatcha got there?” mark: *wrapped in the lady d pillow* “a smoothie-“
@animekidben8463
@animekidben8463 2 года назад
😂
@team_lollipop9699
@team_lollipop9699 2 года назад
This-this comment wins I swear
@devinbrown6650
@devinbrown6650 2 года назад
I understood that reference
@pjfloofy
@pjfloofy 2 года назад
I know its like 9 months later from when this comment was first made but.. a smoothie? more like a really REALLY tall drink of water
@gutembergnery7985
@gutembergnery7985 Год назад
Ha! Classic honestly!!!! 😂😁👍
@M.P.D-TheBagel
@M.P.D-TheBagel 2 года назад
Imagine if Mark owned that during the Unus Annus days
@SulphurMind
@SulphurMind 2 года назад
I can just imagine it placed randomly throughout the videos lol.
@danisaur33
@danisaur33 2 года назад
would've been a love story between this thing and Benjamin Ketchup
@justaspookydude47
@justaspookydude47 2 года назад
Task force personnel, we have a breach in amnesiacs. Move to contain.
@diedforsomemilk7774
@diedforsomemilk7774 2 года назад
Memento Mori
@octomium
@octomium 2 года назад
unus annus?
@jc_boy4718
@jc_boy4718 2 года назад
Mark: *Don't tell amy about this* Also mark: "posts in a public livestream" Amy: interesting
@bluebunanimates6590
@bluebunanimates6590 2 года назад
Also Amy sometimes watches his livestreams 👀
@gnoffmouse8325
@gnoffmouse8325 2 года назад
Lol
@isaacblake7393
@isaacblake7393 2 года назад
Of all the people that could give Mark a full-size body pillow of Lady D, it's his personal fitness trainer........
@luredice
@luredice 2 года назад
@Sound City 🅥 bruh
@polaroidtxx5834
@polaroidtxx5834 2 года назад
Idk if Amy would be happy about that 😂
@izzybebei
@izzybebei 2 года назад
One could argue that this could be some late night training… imsosorryisaidit
@jonesp3398
@jonesp3398 2 года назад
@Sound City 🅥 then how come we never heard of you?
@bartholomeusnebuchadnezzar2463
@bartholomeusnebuchadnezzar2463 2 года назад
getting those calories burning if you know what i mean ;)
@doctriv8596
@doctriv8596 2 года назад
Mark: "I can explain!" Amy: "Start talking, I can't wait to hear this one." Mark: "I've been busy..." Us, Amy: *Looks at Lady Dimitrescu pillow* "Oh, we know."
@AngelWingsYT
@AngelWingsYT 2 года назад
Mark: so you see....Alex bought this and....wait why are you laughing?
@bluebunanimates6590
@bluebunanimates6590 2 года назад
Mark: I was busy and I hurt my back.. Us: UH HUH! ( 9:30 )
@elizabethc.alvarez5418
@elizabethc.alvarez5418 2 года назад
So far we've learned Mark is a masochist and he likes to be dominated by giant women 👀👀
@Disapointed_Luigi
@Disapointed_Luigi 2 года назад
We can pretty easily know who is dom in bed now xD Hint: its not mark
@he11worm
@he11worm 2 года назад
exactly
@arsono7133
@arsono7133 2 года назад
Don't we all tho
@DarkVWolf
@DarkVWolf 2 года назад
@@Disapointed_Luigi The joke loses its humor when you have to help people understand.
@DarkVWolf
@DarkVWolf 2 года назад
It’s not that. It’s about POWER!
@dinoboilookingforthemnuggi3152
@dinoboilookingforthemnuggi3152 2 года назад
“She’s a little limp.” Mark said while loving holding his queen.
@whiskeymixxy
@whiskeymixxy 2 года назад
It's not a rumor, Mark's shoulder-back pain is affected positively or negatively depending on how many are or aren't listening to Distractible.
@atlasicarus9538
@atlasicarus9538 2 года назад
Wade stop going On other accs to promote. Distractible ( i already listen)
@ameliafoley9569
@ameliafoley9569 2 года назад
I listen every week :)
@VixenVulpix266
@VixenVulpix266 2 года назад
I listening to only a few but I will go back to watching eventually
@lubejar2498
@lubejar2498 2 года назад
I like to bank a few and listen to 2-3 at once while relaxing and laughing my ass off.
@KevinG3699
@KevinG3699 2 года назад
I refuse to listen because it don't want multiple apps to consume media. I have a lot of time in RU-vid. I will continue using RU-vid and nothing else.
@colekiesler6218
@colekiesler6218 2 года назад
Markiplier: “I can explain about this.” Me: “I predicted that this was going to happen.”
@xerts3216
@xerts3216 2 года назад
We all did😅😂😂
@kristiansandsmark2048
@kristiansandsmark2048 2 года назад
My prediction is that Mark will talk about how he left Amy. Just to marry the world's biggest body pillow in the next video.
@galaxyspeedgame8203
@galaxyspeedgame8203 2 года назад
Agree everyone know this happen sooner or later
@lovelyrebecca2167
@lovelyrebecca2167 2 года назад
We all did! 🤣
@VampiricMyth
@VampiricMyth 2 года назад
@MGTWO Entrepreneur not funny
@undrinkablesmoothie
@undrinkablesmoothie 2 года назад
Mark: "She's almost as tall as I am." Me: "But Mark! You're talln't!"
@dustinmcgee5434
@dustinmcgee5434 2 года назад
I completely agree with this statement
@ItBePatYo
@ItBePatYo 2 года назад
@@dustinmcgee5434 So do I.
@Addy-xk2jc
@Addy-xk2jc 2 года назад
I read this in Ethan’s voice and I don’t know how to feel about it
@MysteryOfTheShockwave
@MysteryOfTheShockwave 2 года назад
As someone even shorter than Mark, and even Ethan, I feel very much attacked...
@bruh1254
@bruh1254 2 года назад
Tallnut
@MrJustonemorevoice
@MrJustonemorevoice 2 года назад
Markiplier : "I can explain..." Me : *There is no need to explain*
@zacharylevan6216
@zacharylevan6216 2 года назад
This just gives the morbid excuse to say Mark was able to kill lady Dimitrescu and he really kept her corpse-
@sheppin_
@sheppin_ 2 года назад
Oh my god you’re right…
@someskills785
@someskills785 2 года назад
Bloody Hell.....
@michaeltrimble7680
@michaeltrimble7680 2 года назад
Mark: “It’s not a sex doll!!” Me: You lack conviction.
@O.Reagano
@O.Reagano 2 года назад
*Not yet it isn’t*
@cameronschyuder9034
@cameronschyuder9034 2 года назад
@MGTWO Entrepreneur why do you even bother. let the deceased rest in peace
@vel5094
@vel5094 2 года назад
@@cameronschyuder9034 Bro he’s just an attention seeker, just stay quiet when seeing lil kids like this..thing.
@Trigger__Happy
@Trigger__Happy 2 года назад
Until he cuts a hole in it
@O.Reagano
@O.Reagano 2 года назад
@MGTWO Entrepreneur Man, you bots are still going at it? At this point I’m just surprised you’ve lasted this long
@cirice_0666
@cirice_0666 2 года назад
“listen amy, we can still cuddle. but lady dimitrescu must be included”
@macklinillustration
@macklinillustration 2 года назад
Mark : "I'm not a masochist!" Also Mark : "It's not sex doll!"
@bluebunanimates6590
@bluebunanimates6590 2 года назад
Also also Mark: "I was busy and I hurt my back.." ( 9:30 )
@omniultimate
@omniultimate 2 года назад
Amy: * walks in on Mark in bed kissing his pillow * Mark: "I can Explain..."
@biomechanicalcyber-jesus7573
@biomechanicalcyber-jesus7573 2 года назад
More like: *I won’t.
@rabd3721
@rabd3721 2 года назад
Proceeds to make a youtube video to justify what Amy saw.
@OhSoTiredMan
@OhSoTiredMan 2 года назад
@@rabd3721 Definitely.
@znuking7974
@znuking7974 2 года назад
Mark: I learned how to chew 3 weeks ago. Me: ohhhh that’s why he only sucked the Takis.
@ellafrom2017
@ellafrom2017 2 года назад
Oh my goodness, I started eating takis seconds before I read this 😆
@clumsycolours1677
@clumsycolours1677 2 года назад
What actually is Takis?
@origamigirl95
@origamigirl95 2 года назад
Lol!
@Wayne_The_Great
@Wayne_The_Great 2 года назад
@@clumsycolours1677 He had an episode where he ate Takis
@clumsycolours1677
@clumsycolours1677 2 года назад
@@Wayne_The_Great yeah but what actually is it?
@phoenixflambe3319
@phoenixflambe3319 2 года назад
Mark showing off his body pillow so casually shows how powerful he is.
@battlebrothertifesrolilios4423
@battlebrothertifesrolilios4423 2 года назад
Its the source of his power.
@SoapHorizons789
@SoapHorizons789 2 года назад
He's too strong, we never stood a chance
@SirEtrigan
@SirEtrigan 2 года назад
Amy's birthday: Stilts and an 8 foot ball gown. Amy: MARK!!
@corbinfuson2866
@corbinfuson2866 2 года назад
9:6
@randy1822001
@randy1822001 2 года назад
Mark: It’s not a SEX thing!
@TheRealSephiroth
@TheRealSephiroth 2 года назад
@@randy1822001 amy: It is now! 😈
@maryilama6774
@maryilama6774 2 года назад
Mark and Amy: Lying in bed Amy: Yeah, this is great, just the three of us. You, me, and this body pillow that you put between us.
@DevilSlayer502
@DevilSlayer502 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@Franz0818
@Franz0818 2 года назад
Chica: *sad dog noise*
@Ashtranza
@Ashtranza 2 года назад
Ah yes. Me. My boyfriend. And his 8-foot tall life size Lady Dimitrescu pillow.
@Cinderspark9
@Cinderspark9 2 года назад
"I was swallowing everything whole" Also mark: Absolutely refuses to eat the entire taki and just spits it back out.
@PatrickZysk
@PatrickZysk 2 года назад
oh my god that's why Mark doesn't eat the Takis!
@jubuttib
@jubuttib 2 года назад
I mean why would you ever even consider eating that hateful corn thing the spice comes on? If it was like a potato chip I could somehow understand eating it.
@infinimetrical
@infinimetrical 2 года назад
I take to figure part to why he also doesn't do the whole Taki is due to his gastrointestinal history. The corn tortillas would just turn into a carbohydrate brick in the gut.
@goose5654
@goose5654 2 года назад
Legitimately fucking choked from laughing when he said who got it for him
@x_nine_x5664
@x_nine_x5664 2 года назад
Was 666 when I saw whoever changed. Why
@orlandobarrera3363
@orlandobarrera3363 2 года назад
Did u choke on something els
@orlandobarrera3363
@orlandobarrera3363 2 года назад
@@x_nine_x5664 cuz ur gay
@reetihuhtala8675
@reetihuhtala8675 2 года назад
@@orlandobarrera3363 hey gottem /s
@x_nine_x5664
@x_nine_x5664 2 года назад
@@orlandobarrera3363 lol
@krump699
@krump699 2 года назад
Me before explanation: "Mark what the f*ck" Me after explanation: "Mark what the f*ck"
@Richard-jt6nt
@Richard-jt6nt 2 года назад
Mark: it was gifted to me BOB AND WADE: He asked for it as a Christmas PRESENT!
@Kablamityful
@Kablamityful 2 года назад
Mark * Gets caught being fed breakfast using adult toys by a stranger at his door * "This is fine!" Mark * Thinks about the trash man taking away his fair Lady Dimitrescu * "Oh boy, here I go killing again!"
@geekjokes8458
@geekjokes8458 2 года назад
eef on the other hand... was redder than mark's profile pic
@dukem8774
@dukem8774 2 года назад
That knowledge is forbidden, do not speak of the dead
@aeolanyiramoon6260
@aeolanyiramoon6260 Год назад
I miss our cult so much. Memento Mori 🖤🤍
@josia444.
@josia444. 2 года назад
I love Mark's livestreams, he shows us a completely different side of himself.
@emmykuna
@emmykuna 2 года назад
Mark: *talking about how he didn't chew his food properly beforehand* I uh...I think we just found out why he's gone to the hospital for intestinal blockages in the past >.>
@TheSkycania
@TheSkycania 2 года назад
Who would have guessed that Mark going to college for engineering would lead to him making a video, soon to be viewed by millions, about his secret Dimitrescu body pillow.
@TypicxlCat
@TypicxlCat 2 года назад
its at 1.2mil rn ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
@flynnfitzpatrick7097
@flynnfitzpatrick7097 2 года назад
Mark: trying to remember how to say "stroke of midnight" The Unus Annus Veterans: Franticly collecting coffee and sugar products to stay up until midnight
@Coll__n
@Coll__n 2 года назад
Don't out me like this 😂 Midnight Mark's time is 2 am my time lmao
@lucyandhaileeshow
@lucyandhaileeshow 2 года назад
What time zone is he in? I always think I know and then I'm wrong.
@clutchpowers3854
@clutchpowers3854 2 года назад
Yeah, staying up til 3am lol. Venom energy will get me there
@plinkitee
@plinkitee 2 года назад
I'm setting an alarm because I don't trust myself
@Coll__n
@Coll__n 2 года назад
@@lucyandhaileeshow He's in Pacific Standard Time (PST) if I'm not mistaken...
@Kampyy531
@Kampyy531 2 года назад
Mark: “You guys are being very judgmental!” Also Mark: “Amy does not know about this. Obviously it’s hard to put away in a moments notice.”
@Nastee-The-Slug
@Nastee-The-Slug 2 года назад
it's *hard* you say? I'll see myself out-
@Mier0blivious
@Mier0blivious 2 года назад
It’s okay, He doesn’t know about her Heisenberg body pillow.
@kylievv18
@kylievv18 2 года назад
wait what is the time stamp lol
@kannakello
@kannakello 2 года назад
6:45
@kylievv18
@kylievv18 2 года назад
@@kannakello thank you! i didn’t realize it was that early in haha
@bluelfsuma
@bluelfsuma 2 года назад
Personally, I feel that the fact he never ate food properly is the real spotlight of this video. The pillow is to be expected, but suddenly learning just how things taste is literally life changing.
@jjscott6488
@jjscott6488 2 года назад
Mark: "Amy Doesn't know about this" Amy watching the stream: "Am I a fucking joke to you?"
@Jennymayg13
@Jennymayg13 2 года назад
Who are we kidding? Amy doesn’t watch his channel
@ana-mariaracsan3026
@ana-mariaracsan3026 2 года назад
@@Jennymayg13 actually she is watching his channel but it's fine i don't think she'll get mad
@mudppls
@mudppls 2 года назад
This is one of the biggest "don't tell Amy" moments.
@David-ve5iq
@David-ve5iq 2 года назад
Don't tell Amy Pond.
@CaLypSO4456
@CaLypSO4456 2 года назад
XDDD
@elliemayo
@elliemayo 2 года назад
Mark: "we are hours away from the anniversary of the end of Unus Annus" Me: HE SAID THE THING!!
@TLB-2.0
@TLB-2.0 2 года назад
I've honestly been waiting for him to say it or ehtan to say something about unus annus
@elliemayo
@elliemayo 2 года назад
@@TLB-2.0 same! Ethan did tweet about it though
@TLB-2.0
@TLB-2.0 2 года назад
@@elliemayo I must've missed it ill go check
@katestefanelli6710
@katestefanelli6710 2 года назад
Time stamp?!?
@mxxnlightmar
@mxxnlightmar 2 года назад
@@TLB-2.0 mark raided ethan after his last twitch stream and he mentioned it
@insertedgynamehere___969
@insertedgynamehere___969 2 года назад
I have a feeling Amy knows about the Lady Dimetrescu body pillow and is letting Mark think he is hiding it from her
@kronnorkronnor
@kronnorkronnor 2 года назад
He just likes the power. I think mark really respects the dominance of his new body pillow.
@jw5386
@jw5386 2 года назад
Lmaoooo
@rabbit-rabbit-boy
@rabbit-rabbit-boy 2 года назад
He’s NOT a masochist!!
@MeganeStudio
@MeganeStudio 2 года назад
I love how desperately Mark is trying to explain himself and everybody is just like. ''Sure Mark, sure''
@darklord884
@darklord884 2 года назад
We love him and her, he loves her and us, is all good.
@SharkSnoot
@SharkSnoot 2 года назад
This is quite literally the "ah yes. Me. My girlfriend. And her $500 four foot tall Mareep" except mark and his giant vampire body pillow
@indigopines
@indigopines 2 года назад
Is that the original quote?!?! It would make me so happy that the original quote is about a heckling mareep. I would absolutely buy a $500 four-foot-tall mareep.
@SharkSnoot
@SharkSnoot 2 года назад
@@indigopines it is, in fact, the original quote
@kznova6268
@kznova6268 2 года назад
Amy: What do you got there? Mark: A smoothie...
@X-SPONGED
@X-SPONGED 2 года назад
Mark : "Please, Do Not Tell Amy" Some people in the live chat : "We're gonna do a little trolling"
@AngelWingsYT
@AngelWingsYT 2 года назад
99% of chat: ......oops....too late
@Spiritbound2346
@Spiritbound2346 2 года назад
Mark: Has issues with digestion and bowel blockages Also Mark: Ehh chewing is optional
@lapislazuli06
@lapislazuli06 2 года назад
Yeah, he mentioned stomach issues, now it makes sense
@judestarbabypup
@judestarbabypup 2 года назад
Well the bowel thing is scar tissue from surgery I don't think chewing has anything to do with that.
@a_very_burnt_steak
@a_very_burnt_steak 2 года назад
Lol, now we know why
@Light-fi1mj
@Light-fi1mj 2 года назад
He has never looked shorter than when standing next to that body pillow.
@amiiredhead2676
@amiiredhead2676 2 года назад
How sHoRt is Mark anyway?
@Vixen._.is.a.loser.
@Vixen._.is.a.loser. 2 года назад
Him next to the door is also hilarious
@RayneZix
@RayneZix 2 года назад
@@amiiredhead2676 5'10
@SeanReed-gi4pp
@SeanReed-gi4pp 2 года назад
@@RayneZix he's taller than me, I'm 5' 5
@reddragoncel
@reddragoncel 2 года назад
It's midnight I'm waiting
@kara4094
@kara4094 2 года назад
The fact that Maggie Robertson, Lady D herself, saw and reacted to this on a live stream is incredible and gives me so much joy
@MyNameisMessenger
@MyNameisMessenger 2 года назад
Link? I gotta see this.
@CJTheStreamer
@CJTheStreamer 2 года назад
Mark acting “naive” as to why Alex bought him Lady Dimitrescu Alex: I know your secret
@anastasiaklyuch2746
@anastasiaklyuch2746 2 года назад
Alex: I know your weakness!
@zerberus_ms
@zerberus_ms 2 года назад
Usually when Mark says that something hurts a bit, he'll go to a doctor a week later and the doctor is gonna yell "why and how are you walking around??! Your back is broken in 7 places!!"
@Megan-uu2fj
@Megan-uu2fj 2 года назад
next week we're gonna get another hospital video /j
@marionettehone
@marionettehone 2 года назад
@MGTWO Entrepreneur wrong channel and your comment signs you up to replace him. We will bring him back through the souls of all those who dare create the bots who spam this.
@goodgollymissmolly7624
@goodgollymissmolly7624 2 года назад
Amy laying in bed: “ah yes…me…my boyfriend…and his life sized body pillow of Lady Dimitrescu”
@TheScarletSlayer
@TheScarletSlayer 2 года назад
Imagine if it was perfectly to scale.
@SorrowAvenue
@SorrowAvenue 2 года назад
@The Scarlet Slayer You do realise that’s a bot?
@ThatOneAdaMain
@ThatOneAdaMain 2 года назад
@@SorrowAvenue????
@spectralstriker
@spectralstriker 2 года назад
@@SorrowAvenue doesn’t make it not funny
@catastrophe_crow64
@catastrophe_crow64 2 года назад
The real comment is 2 above this for me LMAO
@Tristan-wy5bo
@Tristan-wy5bo 2 года назад
With his confession to not previously tasting food, I someehat feel like he needs to revisit every flavor of poptart and the tasting videos he's done
@freezingcathedral
@freezingcathedral 2 года назад
all poptarts taste the same.
@Tokmurok
@Tokmurok 2 года назад
@@freezingcathedral I never liked them, I don't understand why Americans love it so much, I'd rather just eat toast with a cup of honey tea.
@Square447
@Square447 2 года назад
Mark: Don't assume things just yet. Me: *Assuming things. Mark: Wait, stop it.
@saraclav3671
@saraclav3671 2 года назад
mark: "Why does my shoulder hurt, I've always had this weird pain." That one time he did parkour and landed on his shoulder...
@Fluffybuzz
@Fluffybuzz 2 года назад
Lol I’m like 90% sure mark has some permanent damage to his shoulder and spine after the collage parkour incident and doesn’t realize it
@beeclan50
@beeclan50 2 года назад
Oh YEAH I FORGOT!
@saraclav3671
@saraclav3671 2 года назад
@@Fluffybuzz 100%, absolutely obliterated
@Kale6196
@Kale6196 2 года назад
I love mark’s content, but time to himself is very important, just as it is for everyone else. I hope he knows that we love him. Memento Mori.
@droopilygull330
@droopilygull330 2 года назад
I wonder what the UNUS ANNUS thing will be
@TLB-2.0
@TLB-2.0 2 года назад
@@droopilygull330 do you not know what unus annus is?
@karma-bomb
@karma-bomb 2 года назад
@@droopilygull330 you mean was...
@pizzatime7433
@pizzatime7433 2 года назад
@@droopilygull330 were you sleeping in a cave? When unus annus happened
@droopilygull330
@droopilygull330 2 года назад
@@TLB-2.0 yes I do I was there from day 1 till the death he just said he's doing something at 00:00 for it
@Jenocide_Doll
@Jenocide_Doll 2 года назад
Lady Dimitrescu breaks into Mark's home and picks him up while looking at Amy: "This is mine now until I grow tired of him." Amy: "That's fair. Have fun. Bye Mark!"
@Nonconformist515
@Nonconformist515 2 года назад
"Have fun storming the castle!" 🤣🤣🤣
@clairekobes4143
@clairekobes4143 2 года назад
Mark: I’m in the hospital with a food impaction and I don’t know why. Also Mark: I never chewed my food!
@ReachSlayer343
@ReachSlayer343 2 года назад
whenever Mark says don't tell Amy, you know that, at the very least, one of his 30.3 million Subscribers immediately told Amy
@gnoffmouse8325
@gnoffmouse8325 2 года назад
Yes lol
@voxvolhynia5400
@voxvolhynia5400 2 года назад
"Don't get me wrong, I've chewed some things" - Markiplier 2021
@daleharden1749
@daleharden1749 2 года назад
That isn't a body pillow, my guy. That's a whole ass mattress.
@jkishhabi
@jkishhabi 2 года назад
Don't give Alex any more ideas or there will be an actual Lady Dimetrescu mattress arriving at Mark's next
@Pseudonymonic
@Pseudonymonic 2 года назад
Emphasis on the ass.
@Reyaldrs
@Reyaldrs 2 года назад
Mark just learning how to eat for real was a literal jaw-dropping moment.
@anoushkasingh2080
@anoushkasingh2080 2 года назад
Yeah XD like why no ones talking about that lol
@quackerz7523
@quackerz7523 2 года назад
@@anoushkasingh2080 exactly my thought!! Why isn’t anyone talking about it?? And then I thought.. well, it is mark.
@anoushkasingh2080
@anoushkasingh2080 2 года назад
@@quackerz7523 well.. you are right about that it IS Mark after all 😂
@Samuel8657
@Samuel8657 2 года назад
Literally could not stop laughing for five whole minutes.
@DrBacon22
@DrBacon22 2 года назад
I’m glad he’s got a new lease on life by chewing his food.
@teeth7768
@teeth7768 2 года назад
if mark doesnt make her a permanent addition to the background we will riot
@joshuaanderson9587
@joshuaanderson9587 2 года назад
Petition this!!
@ama_whiterose
@ama_whiterose 2 года назад
okay but the chewing thing might honestly explain the bowel obstructions he's had 😂 As someone with Crohn's disease, I have to chew a lot to help my stomach digest the foods, and Mark's realization is just so funny to me LMAO
@MyNameisMessenger
@MyNameisMessenger 2 года назад
Hehe, poor dude. Timestamp?
@millbut2
@millbut2 2 года назад
Oh yeah, "Don't tell Amy." Also, Happy Anniversary, Unus Annus, Memento Mori.
@BroodierLily296
@BroodierLily296 2 года назад
Memento Mori
@emperoring112
@emperoring112 2 года назад
Memento Mori.... I'm here st midnight waiting to see what this thingy is he was talking about Haha
@falcvns2562
@falcvns2562 2 года назад
i love how mark was talking about serious stuffs and then just blurted out "IT'S NOT A SEX DOLL!"
@savvie6036
@savvie6036 2 года назад
lolll that had my boyfriend and i rolling 💀
@Creitionstreams
@Creitionstreams 2 года назад
you can thank ty live chat for that one lolololololol
@cainabel6356
@cainabel6356 2 года назад
Yeah, that made me laugh. I love the comedy that he produces.
@rosa3299
@rosa3299 2 года назад
ROFL I read this as he said this. XD
@tylercheatham5082
@tylercheatham5082 2 года назад
"She's a little limp" Not for long lol
@Cheeseboega
@Cheeseboega 2 года назад
I'm glad to hear Alex and Mark are great friends ever since UA... Close enough to give a life-sized body pillow of one of their favorite characters
@teddysoul85
@teddysoul85 2 года назад
they knew eachother before ua
@PatrickZysk
@PatrickZysk 2 года назад
The truth is revealed: Mark just slurps the takis powder because it's really difficult to get an entire unbroken taki down your throat.
@victoriarose8136
@victoriarose8136 2 года назад
I wonder if mark would enjoy Amy's caramelized onions now that hes actually tasting things correctly
@gaze7442
@gaze7442 2 года назад
what? did I miss something? what happened to his tasting buds?
@iMatterhorn7
@iMatterhorn7 2 года назад
@@gaze7442 Yeah, apparently he’s been chewing for like 1 second or less and then swallowing food whole Rico style without ever getting the full taste of anything (now he hates cheese, and likes egg yolk so hopefully he’ll make a video about eating food, so we can see how his new found ability to taste changes more food he likes)
@victoriarose8136
@victoriarose8136 2 года назад
@@gaze7442 Partway through the video he talks about how he's taking the time to chew and appreciate flavors instead of swallowing as soon as he puts things in his mouth.
@X-SPONGED
@X-SPONGED 2 года назад
Stream Timestamp for Easy Access : [0:01] Vibe Check [0:28] I Can Explain- [9:01] Cloaked Bamboozling [10:26] In Space with Lady Dmitrescu [12:19] It's Not A Sex Doll ! (Don't tell Amy) [13:36] _[REDACTED]_ 2nd Year Anniversary [15:03] Edge of Sleep Update [15:49] *HOW DARE YOU !* [16:40] Markiplier Gets Lumbago [17:45] Terminal Lumbago with Markiplier [19:30] Markiplier Opens His Third Tongue
@veixing5532
@veixing5532 2 года назад
Mark’s personal trainer deserves a medal, just saying🤷‍♀️
@Paul20661
@Paul20661 2 года назад
Gave ya like 69 *nice*
@standardude5181
@standardude5181 2 года назад
@@Paul20661 nice
@ajaysidhu471
@ajaysidhu471 2 года назад
@MGTWO Entrepreneur u wot m8
@standardude5181
@standardude5181 2 года назад
@MGTWO Entrepreneurkid if you can't say anything else but this. Go watch somewhere else and touch some grass
@DeinonychusCowboy
@DeinonychusCowboy 2 года назад
This explains a lot why eating peanut butter made him throw up Mark You gotta chew
@beckstmirk1352
@beckstmirk1352 2 года назад
I wonder if Amy is keeping a 'don't tell Amy' tally somewhere.
@mistypavao8595
@mistypavao8595 2 года назад
Just waiting for her “don’t tell Mark” compilation to come out.
@dragos_creations
@dragos_creations 2 года назад
Other people: *lay down* Markiplier: *gets horizontal on the sofa*
@fart_sparkels5441
@fart_sparkels5441 2 года назад
how did i miss this whole stream and just now find out he’s streaming
@IcespherePlaysGames
@IcespherePlaysGames 2 года назад
Same. I wasn't even notified
@oliverpohlproductions8291
@oliverpohlproductions8291 2 года назад
@@IcespherePlaysGames yah.
@femmemachete
@femmemachete 2 года назад
I watched it for 30 seconds, said hey, and left.
@kaela_marie
@kaela_marie 2 года назад
Pharmacy technician here: prior authorization are a huge pain. The insurance company doesn't want to pay for the drug so the doctor has to contact them to be yeah idiots, I wrote the prescription because I want them to have it. Also, they SHOULD have ordered it. I worked for CVS and I couldn't stand the lack of patient care we were limited to. We had to get permission to order these newer medications from our manager. If the manager didn't think it was worth it to order the medications, us technicians were prohibited from ordering it.
@schaynegeorge4793
@schaynegeorge4793 2 года назад
At least it's "just" ADHD meds. My husband had this issue in Australia with epilepsy meds a few years ago, he had to go to his neurology hospital every time he needed a new pack, no other pharmacy carried it because it was relatively new and the community demand wasn't there yet. (But they could special order in Sodium Valproate monthly when he was on that.)
@allisonfountain1482
@allisonfountain1482 2 года назад
One of my jobs in Dr office I work for is doing prior authorizations for certain medications the dr writes out. I hate having to deal with insurance companies and their processes when it comes to that. I work for a rheumatologist, so some of the meds he has people on, are for auto immune diseases or things to help slow process of rheumatoid. Alot of our patients are elderly and have been on some of these medications for years. It is always a hassle with insurance companies telling us they don't think a certain medication is medically necessary.
@ValentineC137
@ValentineC137 2 года назад
The stream having 33k viewers and getting 33k likes is the most wholesome thing I've ever seen
@clangford1212
@clangford1212 2 года назад
I missed the stream but we are at 36K now, let go!
@PacstersOfficialYT
@PacstersOfficialYT 2 года назад
Mark is truly a generous and kindhearted person.
@irfandedic17
@irfandedic17 2 года назад
Appreciate him so much, big part of my childhood 🙌
@chuulicius
@chuulicius 2 года назад
@Sound City 🅥 man gtfo
@ithuraktherolrim
@ithuraktherolrim 2 года назад
Yes
@usernotSID
@usernotSID 2 года назад
RU-vids got time to remove the numbers of the dislike feature yet can't do jack shit about these bots
@awashnut1481
@awashnut1481 2 года назад
@@usernotSID fr
@jennamclay390
@jennamclay390 2 года назад
Markiplier : "I don't know how to get rid of it" Jacksepticeye : "I may be of assistance" 😂😂😂😂
@-Offstar
@-Offstar 2 года назад
I read "I may be of assistance" with his Berdly voice and I can't stop laughing 😂
@Amadeus_A
@Amadeus_A 2 года назад
*Amy walks in on Mark with the Lady D body pillow. Mark: "Listen Amy, I met someone. It's hard to explain. Well, it's easy to explain. She's twice your height."
@nightdrivenen7909
@nightdrivenen7909 2 года назад
Markiplier when he realizes that Fiber actually exists in food because you can taste the cardboard. All because he learned how to chew.
@ezzalongford9097
@ezzalongford9097 2 года назад
Mark: I guess I'll hold on to her Also mark: keeps Chrystal Dimitrescu throughout the whole game
@crystaljiang5976
@crystaljiang5976 2 года назад
Day 4 of asking Mark for captioning on his videos! Closed captioning is really helpful for deaf/hard-of-hearing people, as well as those learning another language or those who want to watch without audio for whatever reason. Obviously, I don't expect him to have to caption every video by himself; transcribing captions is a lot of work, even with speech-to-text. Amara offers fairly affordable captioning services, as well as crowd-sourced captioning, which is peer-reviewed and free. It's just one example of the many services available - some are free, some aren't. They're similar to the community captions that RU-vid used to offer, before they removed it because of "low usage" and "abuse", not really realizing how essential it is to a lot of users. It wouldn't cost Mark that much in the grand scheme of things, but would do wonders for a lot of people, so we'd really appreciate it
@thelivingshado5
@thelivingshado5 2 года назад
Could you imagine if Amy did a Dimitriscu cosplay for Mark 😳
@jjstall7114
@jjstall7114 2 года назад
Him bringing up Unus Annus got me to tear up a little, ngl. Don't tell Amy
@Misshowzat
@Misshowzat 2 года назад
Oh he just said it a lot during the series. He's been saying it for years :D
@zymphyr8221
@zymphyr8221 2 года назад
@@Misshowzat wdym years?
@catlover.triangleheadprod4887
@catlover.triangleheadprod4887 2 года назад
Memento mori or how ever the hell you spell it.
@strawberryzachary9179
@strawberryzachary9179 2 года назад
Do yourself a solid and bring some tissues for his momento Mori video then.
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