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Who's The REAL Sigma Male Here? 

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@YanntastischGER
@YanntastischGER 8 месяцев назад
Bob's omega male image actually looked like him. I couldn't stop laughing.
@ashleydavis9215
@ashleydavis9215 8 месяцев назад
Ong
@Bisexualdragon4042
@Bisexualdragon4042 3 месяца назад
😂 it was how proud of this result to the reveal that got me.
@lioneljohnsononvacation2635
@lioneljohnsononvacation2635 8 месяцев назад
Let this be remembered as the day Mark has uttered the word "Bussy"
@adammplays9154
@adammplays9154 8 месяцев назад
Indeed
@Gamemaster64
@Gamemaster64 8 месяцев назад
This is the second time, but it is a first for the podcast
@timeslice
@timeslice 8 месяцев назад
​@@Gamemaster643 actually, as per Unus Annus "Either Bussy or Linda"
@Daymusik
@Daymusik 8 месяцев назад
No, that would be during Mark and Seán's playthrough of Bigfoot where Seán busted out that dummy thicc Bigfoot freestyle and Mark talked about Jesus' bussy. We all remember that day!
@NoobSharkey
@NoobSharkey 8 месяцев назад
​@@Daymusikiconic Markiplier lore
@al_hews
@al_hews 8 месяцев назад
"who's claude deBUSSY" took me OUTT
@KraylebStudios
@KraylebStudios 8 месяцев назад
Mark is the only guy who could go "I'm a sigma/alpha male" and I'd take seriously
@brianpierce5488
@brianpierce5488 8 месяцев назад
True
@LunaBriarRose
@LunaBriarRose 7 месяцев назад
And not think them toxic
@niallvaz737
@niallvaz737 5 месяцев назад
nah tbh I'd say, sure you are as I gently pull his right cheek like he's a toddler
@DaTimmeh
@DaTimmeh Месяц назад
He's the Andrew Tate we needed. Imagine the alpha male scene was headed by Mark. It'd be the most wholesome thing ever. You'd just have buff dudes running around carrying groceries for the elderly.
@KraylebStudios
@KraylebStudios Месяц назад
@@DaTimmeh Yep, and he's actually supportive of other human beings and doesn't promote people to harass and abuse them!
@jasonjason6644
@jasonjason6644 8 месяцев назад
Of course, it was obvious all along, how could we have missed marks big big energy he exudes
@soulsearcher9620
@soulsearcher9620 8 месяцев назад
He's too short, I couldn't see him. Can he try again?
@DXKing
@DXKing 8 месяцев назад
He was at sucking height in his last video you can't be saying big
@thelocalshoop
@thelocalshoop 8 месяцев назад
a large soul in exchange for a medium p-
@thelocalshoop
@thelocalshoop 8 месяцев назад
i would like to clarify before anybody shoots me on sight that my comment was in fact a markiplier makes reference, please spare me
@YanntastischGER
@YanntastischGER 8 месяцев назад
Big brain energy
@marybell4116
@marybell4116 8 месяцев назад
"Quietly confident" Mark's confidence is in no way quiet lol
@valenpam_
@valenpam_ 8 месяцев назад
I don’t even know why they made this video, mark has and always will be THE sigma male.
@bakerfamily3
@bakerfamily3 8 месяцев назад
I mean he has like 7 ovens. How could he not be the sigma male 😂
@ShadoeLandman
@ShadoeLandman 8 месяцев назад
Mark is the guy who inspired the idea of sigma males. No other person can compare to the original. Actually, it wouldn’t surprise me if this were true.
@devontamosley4487
@devontamosley4487 8 месяцев назад
​@@ShadoeLandmanJames Dean, the Hollywood actor (1933-1955), he was the originator of the sigma male.
@magistermartin3996
@magistermartin3996 2 месяца назад
@@devontamosley4487 Thank you for that education mate
@Kingbimmy
@Kingbimmy Месяц назад
@@devontamosley4487that actually makes sense 🤔
@Arke_PG
@Arke_PG 8 месяцев назад
This quiz sounds like it's put together by someone that's trying desperately to convince themselves that they are a "sigma male"
@Sirawxy
@Sirawxy 8 месяцев назад
Aren’t all this abo classification just a silly joke anyway?
@Arke_PG
@Arke_PG 8 месяцев назад
@@Sirawxy depends on the individual, some would do it as a silly laugh, some would take it more seriously. Though I'd say from my own perspective at least, a lot of these online quizzes are made to validate the writers opinions.
@Sirawxy
@Sirawxy 8 месяцев назад
@@Arke_PG well, sounds like “male version” of believing zodiac to me 😂
@elismith6106
@elismith6106 8 месяцев назад
Honestly if you take the entire quiz, there's a lot of stuff about being a generally decent human in there, they just shouted out the funnier/more ridiculous ones. Also the quiz doesn't seem to take itself seriously (or maybe I just wasn't taking it seriously so it all felt like a joke).
@ryanchivwara5013
@ryanchivwara5013 5 месяцев назад
If you replay the first 18 seconds again you'll get the answer of who that someone is😂😂
@markiplierfromwalmart
@markiplierfromwalmart 8 месяцев назад
mark acknowledging the fact that he is INDEED a sigma male is giving chad vibes
@NotOnLand
@NotOnLand 5 месяцев назад
Getting a third answer on a Yes/No test that looks _exactly like you_ is something straight out of a cartoon, holy shit
@EGGM4N
@EGGM4N 4 месяца назад
"Mine has no percentage" 😭
@Kingbimmy
@Kingbimmy Месяц назад
That shit killed meeee! 😂 I took the test too and didn’t get a percentage. I got “zeta” which seems to apparently be like “bohemian free spirit” who loves people and doesn’t care about competition. So I guess if you get anything other than sigma, there’s no percentage. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@Kennykenli
@Kennykenli 6 месяцев назад
I choked at Mark’s "who is Claude da-bussy?" 😭😭😂
@HilBethJay
@HilBethJay 8 месяцев назад
Nobody ever tell Bob about A/B/O AU fanfictions. NOBODY.
@wendigohanni9566
@wendigohanni9566 8 месяцев назад
The noise I just made 😂 no one tell any of them if they got Alpha male
@xeIaire
@xeIaire 8 месяцев назад
I scrolled specifically for this comment 😂
@NWolfsson
@NWolfsson 8 месяцев назад
When I heard the results I was like "Is this Omegaverse? Surely not."
@charadreamuur7229
@charadreamuur7229 6 месяцев назад
@@NWolfsson I absolutely feel disgusted and despise that I understand the words being said in this comment section And if these arrangement of words and symbols were shown anybody circa or prior to 1950 they would have an aneurysm. that being said I also thought that too lmao.
@Kingbimmy
@Kingbimmy Месяц назад
That’s why one of my favorite new roasts towards guys who believe they’re “alpha males” and shit, is this: “Oh! I didn’t know you were a furry. That’s cool man.” Being a furry is not inherently the insult, but we all know that every single guy who seriously believes he’s “the alpha” would be freaked out and get all pissy. Shout out to all my furry fam, I respect you 🫶🏻 Insecure dudes just don’t get it, and it makes them uncomfortable. That’s a them issue, not you ❤️
@quickkrueger
@quickkrueger 8 месяцев назад
Mark is so sigma he didn't even know he was sigma
@pickles7691
@pickles7691 8 месяцев назад
i hope mark picked keanu reeves just purely bc of the resemblance
@PandaManiacLP
@PandaManiacLP 8 месяцев назад
That was the first episode where I legit fell from my chair wheezing from laughing too hard because a) Mark being the true Sigma Male and actually looking a lil bit like the picture and b) Bob being genuinely offended about his results 🤣
@dexi89
@dexi89 8 месяцев назад
Wade: "I'm cool 🥺"
@taylorwoodcock7632
@taylorwoodcock7632 8 месяцев назад
wade: i dont just stare at you guy. early prop hunt wade: 👁👄👁
@thurainnanhein4292
@thurainnanhein4292 8 месяцев назад
Man, I love the thumbnail, accurately represented the 100% sigma energy there.
@usageunit
@usageunit 8 месяцев назад
Ironically, Mark did use the correct French pronunciation of Debussy.
@TheMadcap919
@TheMadcap919 7 месяцев назад
Really? This throws my entire idea of pronunciation into question.
@Mariewolf_94
@Mariewolf_94 2 месяца назад
i'm almost positive it isnt pronounced as bussy, i'm pretty sure the u is supposed to be pronounced like "you"
@lizbarr724
@lizbarr724 8 месяцев назад
I knew the answers were gonna be good when Bob said "Did you get a...number?"
@kittywithagun7742
@kittywithagun7742 3 месяца назад
Mark is straight up the only man who could claim he's a sigma male and I wouldn't instantly run out of the room.
@na_XIXMMIII
@na_XIXMMIII 8 месяцев назад
the results fit so well, it's uncanny 😭
@HarrisonSolie
@HarrisonSolie 8 месяцев назад
"quiet up, settle down. no wait: saddle up, reverse it?"
@markiplierfromwalmart
@markiplierfromwalmart 8 месяцев назад
MARK BEING 100% SIGMA MALE WAS EXPECTED NGL
@officially_stoopid1436
@officially_stoopid1436 8 месяцев назад
Bob, obviously. So enigmatic it couldnt give him a straight forward answer
@thechugg4372
@thechugg4372 8 месяцев назад
"Claude Da Bussy??" How has Mark never heard of this composer before I am in pain from laughter send help
@GandhiOfWar
@GandhiOfWar 8 месяцев назад
Bob is a power bottom
@durk5331
@durk5331 8 месяцев назад
No that's Wade, Omegas tend to lie outside the system (why Bob didn't get a %), Betas are the bottoms x3 Omega Male: An Omega male is someone who doesn't feel the need to compete or conform to traditional gender roles and stereotypes. He has his own way of doing things, and he's not afraid to be himself.
@Pixelstatic
@Pixelstatic 8 месяцев назад
The real sigma here is Bob's lamp
@pedrostormrage
@pedrostormrage 8 месяцев назад
So the test results were surprisingly accurate 😂 That being said, I feel Mark is a rare case of being an alpha and an omega at the same time αΩ
@urazz7739
@urazz7739 8 месяцев назад
Yeah, Mark is chaotic like that.
@Blueberryyymuffin
@Blueberryyymuffin 4 месяца назад
Isnt a beta inbetween?
@CLC-1000
@CLC-1000 8 месяцев назад
I don’t even know what a sigma male is, but I really enjoy this topic. ❤️
@_adriana
@_adriana 8 месяцев назад
when mark started quoting willy wonka i lost it so HARD
@YanntastischGER
@YanntastischGER 8 месяцев назад
We always knew Mark was a true sigma male.
@asherdeangelis153
@asherdeangelis153 8 месяцев назад
I looked at the comments and thought I was having internet issues but I looked at the timer and saw that I just got her 13 minutes after this was posted by accident. I've never been this early to a video before.
@some_dude_maybe
@some_dude_maybe 8 месяцев назад
Mark: "How drab you got to be that your favorite color is *gray*" Me, who's favorite color is light gray: 🥺
@CriticalPotato
@CriticalPotato 8 месяцев назад
Watch Brooklyn 99 to see more gray representation. Holt's favorite color is gray as well.
@some_dude_maybe
@some_dude_maybe 8 месяцев назад
@@CriticalPotato thanks, I'll think about it
@Itsuptomenow
@Itsuptomenow 8 месяцев назад
Gray is my favorite color too
@mellennia9
@mellennia9 3 месяца назад
It's one of my many favorites
@ktrujillo
@ktrujillo 3 месяца назад
“Swap hazing for witch activity?” Made me laugh way too hard.
@M.i.a.A1919
@M.i.a.A1919 8 месяцев назад
Imagine a collab between Distractable and Brainleak... that would be absolutely amazing.
@kendrickdo4319
@kendrickdo4319 8 месяцев назад
The artist sure goes hard with each thumbnail. Somehow, I want to see this sigma male versions of them do a Phonk Walk meme
@lilpenguin092
@lilpenguin092 8 месяцев назад
I wish the Egyptian alphabet got some love too when describing male archetypes. I fancy myself a "crow" male
@maddyperson1498
@maddyperson1498 8 месяцев назад
I took this quiz and I also got 100% sigma male. I am a socially awkward female, but I will take it
@TwiggyHetfield27
@TwiggyHetfield27 8 месяцев назад
Wade: I'm trying to see if I command respect 😂😂😂
@megstone9997
@megstone9997 8 месяцев назад
My favorite is pastel grey 😢
@thee1337noob
@thee1337noob 8 месяцев назад
The sound effect of the 100% sigma busting out of his chains “PFFF” confirm this.
@sinf0nie
@sinf0nie 8 месяцев назад
"Who's Claude Debussy" I can't believe Mark knows Tchaikovsky but not Debussy
@catalin2766
@catalin2766 7 месяцев назад
Wade looks like a grandpa that doesn't understand technology while taking the quiz
@Y4K3D0
@Y4K3D0 8 месяцев назад
I litterally heard Clog the Bussy
@TheSupart91
@TheSupart91 8 месяцев назад
We need a random guest appearances since this is a podcast we need ethan or tyler randomly showing up please
@elvaproxima19
@elvaproxima19 8 месяцев назад
I spit my tea out at least three times trying not to laugh. 😂😂
@dr.diamond9868
@dr.diamond9868 3 месяца назад
"Mine is a picture of a frumpy chubby dude who kinda looks like me with blonde hair holding a globe." That's the funniest thing i've ever heard, lol
@madmadammeag5141
@madmadammeag5141 8 месяцев назад
Awww Poor Bob. I THINK YOU'RE A SIGMA BOB!! YOU'RE AWESOME!❤
@zoro4661WasTaken
@zoro4661WasTaken 8 месяцев назад
SigMA MArk SIGMARK IT ALL MAKES SENSE
@lioneljohnsononvacation2635
@lioneljohnsononvacation2635 8 месяцев назад
BY SIGMAR! PREPARE TO BE JUDGED!
@tanveerramtohul1052
@tanveerramtohul1052 8 месяцев назад
Love yall content so much
@MaRaMa-ARTZ
@MaRaMa-ARTZ 8 месяцев назад
Not to shatter Mark's illusion but I'm a cishet female who took the quiz just for fun and I also got 100% sigma male. LMFAO
@riverstein7251
@riverstein7251 8 месяцев назад
I guess sigma is a mindset and the real treasure was the Greek alphabet we learned along the way 😂
@Birdy-jw7eb
@Birdy-jw7eb 8 месяцев назад
Me too sis 😂
@verychaosthing
@verychaosthing 8 месяцев назад
SAME RARARRAA
@knaughta.masso-kist5944
@knaughta.masso-kist5944 8 месяцев назад
I don't see how this could shatter Mark's "illusion", the quiz is designed for males, so any results by females are null and void.
@MaRaMa-ARTZ
@MaRaMa-ARTZ 8 месяцев назад
@@kamspw Bro, I burn water. I got super lucky my man is an actual chef. 😆
@vebrown1982
@vebrown1982 8 месяцев назад
Oh my goodness this is the best quiz answers ever like come on he even looked like the picture minus holding a globe love this clip
@kayleighwilliams6676
@kayleighwilliams6676 8 месяцев назад
I am absolutely wheezing at these results 😂
@speakydooman
@speakydooman 8 месяцев назад
The moment the video got recommended and popped up on my screen I said out loud "Mark🙄 like who else could it be" well, the result didn't disappoint 😂
@Karoo128
@Karoo128 8 месяцев назад
Omega Bob confirmed...dont forget ur heat represants XD
@starly7148
@starly7148 8 месяцев назад
The thumbnail is is absolutely beautiful
@tristanmilner9511
@tristanmilner9511 8 месяцев назад
The better question is, are you going to talked about a certain horror movie on Distractable of the main channel?
@lukemarsh1527
@lukemarsh1527 8 месяцев назад
is the podcast only on Spotify now the full episodes :(
@OingoDeLaBoingo
@OingoDeLaBoingo 8 месяцев назад
It's okay Bob, it's called the OMEGAverse, it means you're the whole universe buddy
@levinletlive
@levinletlive 7 месяцев назад
Everybody acts like I'm crazy because I also ride in the car in total silence.
@angeladoty6298
@angeladoty6298 5 месяцев назад
Watching this at work is such a bad idea, i was cracking up and really didnt want to explain why to my coworkers cause how do you explain their conversations to people who arent chronically online 😅
@Cysubtor_8vb
@Cysubtor_8vb 8 месяцев назад
"Did you get a number... What?!" 😂
@kay19129
@kay19129 8 месяцев назад
Such a weird coincidence that Bob's result had a character that looked like him
@charlesfranks1902
@charlesfranks1902 4 месяца назад
Holding a snow globe would be better than a globe.
@Jaydesque
@Jaydesque 4 месяца назад
bob: it's a french name also bob: (verbally trips over chalamet)
@elizabethlovett4318
@elizabethlovett4318 8 месяцев назад
Mark's result revealed to me what the test really is: It's a 'How Annoying Are You' test. Proof? Mark's result 🤣 I'm mostly joking, love all three of you 😂 I had this revelation when I thought: this whole alpha, beta, sigma crap is annoying... and those who call themselves alpha or sigma are either annoying or insecure and it's like calling yourself a Chad or GigaChad. What is this obsession? Appreciate you guys associating Mark with the 'sigma male' though because I think he's a healthier example of a male role model for kids and young men on the internet than many others. I won't say the best role model because that's an unrealistic pedestal no one can achieve, and I assume Mark wouldn't want it either way. Hence 'healthier' - we shouldn't be putting people on pedestals anyway. I do think the test is questionable or wonder if Mark lied a bit in his answers to give himself the sigma result he wanted. Tests aren't that hard to fake answers for the result we want. It's only difficult if there's too many results and too many vague options to tell. Like when I took my Pottermore test - no faking that. Did you guys ever take that test even if out of curiosity? I avoid Harry Potter & anything Rowling since she came out with upsetting words, the only thing being the test on Pottermore. Before that I couldn't afford products of Harry Potter or other unnecessary spending even if I wanted to - for the best really because now it would feel like tainted goods to me. Not gonna lie, I'd be curious what house, wand and especially patronus you'd each have according to the Pottermore test.
@jordanhunter3375
@jordanhunter3375 7 месяцев назад
Buzzfeed must have been BAKED when they made this quiz.
@thenotsolonely1521
@thenotsolonely1521 8 месяцев назад
absolutely magical lol
@justynababinska9534
@justynababinska9534 8 месяцев назад
where can i take this test
@idiomasentusiasticos7954
@idiomasentusiasticos7954 6 месяцев назад
I rarely ever laugh out loud but this did it for me.
@laurakhancreations3845
@laurakhancreations3845 8 месяцев назад
Hilarious! And interesting that they all had different results 😄
@dud3655
@dud3655 8 месяцев назад
Oh no, I seem to have found myself a new desktop background
@dimwarlock
@dimwarlock 7 месяцев назад
If there's someone answering a quiz like this one, but non ironially, I want to see him.
@Whitemare_Blob
@Whitemare_Blob 8 месяцев назад
As soon as Mark didn't understand what sigma was (that was a long time ago) I knew he had to be one 😂 lol
@Kingbimmy
@Kingbimmy Месяц назад
I took this dumb quiz and got “Zeta male” which I didn’t even fucking think existed. The description is: “You are a bohemian free spirit who plays by your own rules. You love life, and you love people, and that might make you the biggest winner of them all.” Honestly? Pretty fucking cute, and a little accurate. I literally did not care what my results were gonna be, I just did it for fun, and picked the things closest to me, definitely not expecting sigma or alpha. The whole concept is dumb to me, but zeta? I kinda love that 😂❤
@Arroyorunner12
@Arroyorunner12 8 месяцев назад
I see y’all decided to exclude that ONE specific question 😂
@JennyLynn0001
@JennyLynn0001 8 месяцев назад
I love the thumbnail lol.
@cocoaswann2095
@cocoaswann2095 2 месяца назад
Still don't understand how Mark doesn't listen to music. It's one of humanity's most beautiful ways of creative expression. But hey, it's part of life's mysteries...or something. Keep waving your Freak Flags high, Mark, Bob and Wade! We love y'all for it! 🙃😅
@haileymyers137
@haileymyers137 8 месяцев назад
Makes sense 😂
@ShadowGuyCODEX
@ShadowGuyCODEX 8 месяцев назад
Be lookin at their results like "they just like me fr"
@saphires2875
@saphires2875 8 месяцев назад
I did it too for fun and got 100 % too 😂 It's not the 'macho' answers that get you that result, it's just the 'I don't care for the world, I do my stuff' options that get you that result. I still don't get what's a Sigma tho 🤣
@oceanmoyer5051
@oceanmoyer5051 8 месяцев назад
Took the quiz got Zeta male lol, didn’t even know that was an option
@NekagaiKpcat
@NekagaiKpcat 7 месяцев назад
Sounds pretty cool honestly
@Football-Is-My-Personality
@Football-Is-My-Personality 8 месяцев назад
Wade. It's wade
@Lita1
@Lita1 8 месяцев назад
Lol funny Distractible Podcast I liked this video yes!!!!👍😅
@the888gamemaster
@the888gamemaster 7 месяцев назад
I'm apparently the same as Wade
@Insanekiller469
@Insanekiller469 8 месяцев назад
3:52 I feel personally attacked for liking the color gray
@eeza
@eeza 8 месяцев назад
is it purely coincidental that the illustrations on the results they got resemble them a lot?? i think not
@Blaze_Bro
@Blaze_Bro 8 месяцев назад
5:46 Fax
@ironic_iron8770
@ironic_iron8770 8 месяцев назад
Damn Mark looks like a gigachad sigma male in the thumbnail
@ABowlOfRic3
@ABowlOfRic3 8 месяцев назад
Lore accurate Markiplier
@AliceHeatherway
@AliceHeatherway 8 месяцев назад
Bob’s an Omega 😂 omfg
@imnotmarkimoo2620
@imnotmarkimoo2620 8 месяцев назад
wade is the new willy wonka confirmed
@DreamTheDead
@DreamTheDead 7 месяцев назад
I just wanna know the ep name 😭
@bobjoeferson5270
@bobjoeferson5270 8 месяцев назад
Mark IS the Gigachad
@PhoenixMelbye
@PhoenixMelbye 8 месяцев назад
😂Love your vids😂
@fluffycakes7921
@fluffycakes7921 8 месяцев назад
Bob needs to watch Pro Wrestling - Omega is the GREATEST YOU CAN BE!!!!!!!!
@firefly4515
@firefly4515 8 месяцев назад
Loooool I just took the quiz got 100% sigma but I'm not even a guy 🤣
@jeremydockery9616
@jeremydockery9616 8 месяцев назад
I felt kinda bad for Bob at the end of that video.
@Cherrie_The_Furry
@Cherrie_The_Furry 8 месяцев назад
I enjoy these so
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