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Mark Keeps Getting Sent Desserts 

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@shelbyb9056
@shelbyb9056 Год назад
Fun fact! The reason they gave you only free desserts is because normally waiters are in charge of making their own desserts and side salads or salads without protein, so there’s no middle man preparing your food (eg. cooks preparing dinners or apps.) So that would be the easiest thing they could offer you for free without having to ring in the item and potentially pay for it themselves. 🙂 still a very kind and generous gesture on their part.
@ursidae97
@ursidae97 7 месяцев назад
Idk I think that's even kinder. It's not a lavish coupon, it's actually a little gift treat made by hand by the guy who's giving it to you. Marry him, Mark
@EveInTheMachine
@EveInTheMachine Год назад
Note to self: If I ever meet Mark in person (a statistical impossibility considering where I live in the world), buy him an octopus that *doesn't* melt.
@michaeledmunds7056
@michaeledmunds7056 Год назад
A live octopus
@urazz7739
@urazz7739 Год назад
That or make sure Tyler isn't there to eat said dessert. 😆
@EveInTheMachine
@EveInTheMachine Год назад
@@urazz7739 Tyler will be the one who will get the live octopus. It'll keep him busy so Mark can eat. xD
@jaspermyth
@jaspermyth Год назад
Calamari
@ezrabaeza992
@ezrabaeza992 9 месяцев назад
No no no, you slip a dossier containing a high resolution shot of the moon onto the table and never look back.
@Phobie_2000
@Phobie_2000 Год назад
If I met Mark, Wade, OR Bob I would absolutely shit myself.
@user-hs4ko1vw4t
@user-hs4ko1vw4t Год назад
I did last PAX East
@honesttyourself3523
@honesttyourself3523 Год назад
Diarrhea at first sight
@Treforce
@Treforce Год назад
Weird flex, but you do you.
@BubblesZap
@BubblesZap Год назад
please do not offer it as a dessert
@Smashing_Bumpkin
@Smashing_Bumpkin Год назад
Same. I’d probably buy them some desserts
@komi-sanmustbeprotected5665
That was very different to what I was expecting, I thought this was going to be when weird people at Conventions gave him desserts that he immediately threw away because you cannot trust them unfortunately
@first782
@first782 Год назад
I was thinking he was being mailed desserts
@anotherclone7687
@anotherclone7687 Год назад
@@first782 now youre giving me an image of deserts stuffed in envelopes
@vaporizedmatter8327
@vaporizedmatter8327 Год назад
@@first782 I was thinking of that too like mailed cookies or brownies lol
@Liandra24
@Liandra24 Год назад
@@first782I remember long ago when he would do his mail opening videos where he got candy that was kept in cold envelopes.
@raxidaydreams
@raxidaydreams Год назад
Imagine if the waiter is hearing this, that Tyler ate the dessert instead of Mark 😂
@pedrostormrage
@pedrostormrage Год назад
0:53 "He's doing the heist for you" A Heist *for* Markiplier (that's so wholesome). If only I were Mark's friend, I'd easily take care of that "problem" (I'm a very picky eater, but my stomach has infinite room for desserts) 🍮 This also reminds me of Mark's story when his Korean family asked him if he was hungry (saying "Pegopa?"), and then kept bringing him lots of food that seemingly came out of nowhere
@MythicalHex
@MythicalHex Год назад
by the sounds of it he already has Tyler for that xD
@kittyhasfangs2291
@kittyhasfangs2291 Год назад
So…..what you are saying is….to give you 5 servings of desserts. Gotcha!
@starrycharacter
@starrycharacter Год назад
This is hilarious that poor waiter is probably broke
@SilverEyedVegan
@SilverEyedVegan Год назад
It’s hilarious that the waiter is probably broke?
@kiaragarciaaa
@kiaragarciaaa Год назад
as if the waiter bought all the desserts for him lmao
@kittenwizard4703
@kittenwizard4703 Год назад
@@SilverEyedVegan yes poverty is funny
@SilverEyedVegan
@SilverEyedVegan Год назад
@@kittenwizard4703 I sense sarcasm, but there are some rude people out there. Anyway, have a lovely day.
@starrycharacter
@starrycharacter Год назад
@@SilverEyedVegan no of course not I'm saying the amount of food is funny
@Rendolf45
@Rendolf45 Год назад
Bob said the ice cream thing happened in Auckland but Mark said "it was like the hottest day in Australia". Something's not adding up...
@ka_ka_kaelin
@ka_ka_kaelin Год назад
It was part of the Australian tour 😅
@dragonscales2758
@dragonscales2758 Год назад
@@ka_ka_kaelin Auckland is in New Zealand XD
@ka_ka_kaelin
@ka_ka_kaelin Год назад
@@dragonscales2758 yes but New Zealand and Australia are relatively close. They were over there for the Australian tour so that's what he meant when he generalized both Auckland and Australia being hot. Could also be that one of them remembered incorrectly, given the tour was so chaotic
@marshmallow81723
@marshmallow81723 Год назад
i think it was probably just bunching new zealand and australia together because i think most people tend to do that since they hit a lot of australian locations but its usually just auckland if they come to nz. if i wasnt from auckland id probably make the same mistake LOL
@dragonscales2758
@dragonscales2758 Год назад
Bruh, I’m Australian. NZ is significantly cooler and is an entirely different country. OP was pointing it out cause the weather in Australia shouldn’t impact Auckland that much. I get that the guys meant to say NZ but that’s like saying the hottest day in China while being in Tokyo
@HydetheWitch
@HydetheWitch Год назад
I fr had a dinner at fridays with my family as a kid, and I went to the bathroom before dessert came, and I got the cup of dirt (the oreo pudding thing with the gummy worms) and when I came back I found out my dad ate mine and when i tried to order another, the waitress had to come back to tell us that there were no more and that was the last one and I NEVER FORGOT
@Whorpse
@Whorpse Год назад
This is just Mark's big brain plan to always get free food wherever he goes 😂
@izacwoodall5619
@izacwoodall5619 Год назад
The ice-cream shop is called Giapo, in my hometown Auckland (New Zealand) - and it is some of the best icecream I have ever had!
@mackinator
@mackinator Год назад
God I wish people would just give me free desserts....
@Tippy555
@Tippy555 Год назад
just be famous
@urazz7739
@urazz7739 Год назад
Tyler was being a good friend eating that desert. He was worried about Mark maintain that super model figure of his and didn't want him to get fat and ruin his career. 😆
@rsmobyrd
@rsmobyrd Год назад
Now everyone's gonna start giving him appetizers so he doesnt get too many desserts 😂😂
@stitchlover4381
@stitchlover4381 Год назад
Reminds me of how Gabriel Iglesias kept being given chocolate cake just because in one comedy special he said he likes chocolate cake.
@Lonkshi21
@Lonkshi21 Год назад
Michael Rosen be like: MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!~
@dragonboy39672
@dragonboy39672 Год назад
I love all of your guys stories, especially when it's hilarious
@bubblepop6969
@bubblepop6969 Год назад
Now everybody that goes to meet them are gonna give them dessert's LOL
@opieandme5775
@opieandme5775 Год назад
Kudos to Waiters (hehehehe)
@TyrannoJoris_Rex
@TyrannoJoris_Rex Год назад
Auckland’s in New Zealand…
@scomo7yearsago958
@scomo7yearsago958 Год назад
Idk if you know, but we don’t have a place in Australia called Auckland. That’s in New Zealand lmao. Edit: I kinda love how a 1/3 of the comment section is basically my comment. Btw, ik they prob made a simple verbal mistake, so don’t start w me.
@AngelinaSkylove_719
@AngelinaSkylove_719 Год назад
Io non mentirò, Bob spiegando che il gelato al polpo è una delle cose più difficili il mio cervello abbia cercato di immaginare. 😅
@00Anjie
@00Anjie Год назад
Ikr?😂
@SecondFloor2311
@SecondFloor2311 Год назад
Same! Still trying
@lorenzamucci
@lorenzamucci 10 месяцев назад
Aspetto che qualcuno faccia un animazione 2d o 3d per riuscire ad avere un idea di cosa diavolo sia il gelato al polpo😂
@AngelinaSkylove_719
@AngelinaSkylove_719 8 месяцев назад
@@lorenzamucci Già, vorrei vedere quello. 😄
@thylart
@thylart Год назад
“Hottest day in Australia!” - them being in New Zealand…
@cjlaw0137
@cjlaw0137 Год назад
Australian tour... Auckland. Which is in a whole other country. You can say you went to New Zealand its ok.
@ronburgundy244
@ronburgundy244 4 месяца назад
New Zealand was visited as part of the tour due to how close it is.
@lynnium_
@lynnium_ Год назад
This ep was so hilarious 😂
@melodiesblue2442
@melodiesblue2442 Год назад
this is so funny, but as a kiwi i kept getting irrationally annoyed whenever they said auckland was in australia. like NOOOOO WRONG COUNTRY XD
@soldierhobbes1182
@soldierhobbes1182 Год назад
Well that’s awfully SWEET of those people.
@mrwendigo3374
@mrwendigo3374 Год назад
Imagine after all these desserts the waiter fan comes out to see Mark in the restaurant and all he sees is just mark rotund sitting on the table waiting for a other dessert😂
@leahstanforth1485
@leahstanforth1485 Год назад
one of my fav stories on the pod
@haleybug230
@haleybug230 Год назад
It's always Markiplier and Friends, but never Friends and Markiplier
@MelbourneArchviz
@MelbourneArchviz Год назад
Auckland is in New Zealand. Did I mishear?
@ashleyr6809
@ashleyr6809 Год назад
Yes unless there is also an Auckland, Australia. Who knows 🤷🏻‍♀️
@Secarious
@Secarious Год назад
The "octopus" icecream is a squid, and it's in New Zealand. But their brains probably forgot the boring flight in between so I don't blame them.
@kylesakai4009
@kylesakai4009 Год назад
We NEED a kudos to Pluto clip!!
@redeyedangel
@redeyedangel Год назад
*PLEASE*
@KartsSafespace
@KartsSafespace Год назад
the thing i love most about distractible is that it really does just show that they’re just people in the world like everyone else. theyre these big well known faces but at the end of the day they’re all still just friends that hang out and have fun together. they arent so concerned with being professional and well presented. they can just goof off and we love them for that.
@madewrongly6482
@madewrongly6482 Год назад
The fact I know exactly which ice-cream place they went to lol
@goobie87
@goobie87 Год назад
Ah yes, Auckland Australia.........
@Sonicsgirl13
@Sonicsgirl13 Год назад
If Mark were to end up at the restaurant I work at (not very likely but still), I would offer him some custard and some free large cheese curds.
@Gio_64
@Gio_64 Год назад
Australia can be too hot Here in Victoria we almost hit 50 degrees (48 technically) and it wildly hot that you have to be inside, but people still go to work, with or without air conditioner. Summer month in AU is December to Febraury
@scomo7yearsago958
@scomo7yearsago958 Год назад
WE NEARLY HIT 50 DEGREES CELSIUS??? Where do you live in Victoria? Vic is the coldest territory Istg
@triexsists1798
@triexsists1798 Год назад
Auckland Isn't in Australia!
@persephoneunderdark1597
@persephoneunderdark1597 Год назад
I feel like this is Mark's karma- like a would you press the button "Every time you go into a restaurant they give you endless deserts" BUT "You're in and out of hospitals for various physical injuries and ailments on a regular basis"
@MorningDusk7734
@MorningDusk7734 Год назад
A Heist FOR Markiplier!
@Halfendymion
@Halfendymion Год назад
Markiplier Gets Creamed On By Octopus
@DGKnight20
@DGKnight20 Год назад
I almost liked your comment until I read it again and started laughing.
@Halfendymion
@Halfendymion Год назад
@@DGKnight20 I am unsure of how to interpret this
@wheresthemull_ow7247
@wheresthemull_ow7247 Год назад
Auckland is in New Zealand 🥲
@seacowzz9740
@seacowzz9740 Год назад
Tyler was just hungry, I’m sure he had no I’ll intent
@relshi
@relshi Год назад
When you mix up New Zealand and Australia...
@pioneerharbour6605
@pioneerharbour6605 Год назад
You deserve everything mark, giving you deserts is us spoiling you with our appreciation!
@taylorjones1533
@taylorjones1533 Год назад
Ofc it was Tyler😂😂
@Lita1
@Lita1 Год назад
LOL funny Distractable I liked this video PodCast clip yes!!!!👍😅
@junebunny0712
@junebunny0712 Год назад
Aukland Australia does exist, from what Ik. But, they may've just forgotten exactly where they were.
@InternetStorm
@InternetStorm Год назад
No. There is no Auckland in Australia, or "Aukland" as you put it.
@rexieonsad2541
@rexieonsad2541 Год назад
Waiter really said Heist FOR Markiplier! 😂
@TeapotNinja
@TeapotNinja Год назад
Ah yes, the hottest day in Auckland, Australia. 😂 That guy made you a whole-ass octopus out of ice cream and you repay him by implying he’s Australian. That’s harsh.
@CLC-1000
@CLC-1000 Год назад
This story is brilliant. 👍
@seanromine3932
@seanromine3932 Год назад
A heist for Markiplier.
@brandonevans5998
@brandonevans5998 Год назад
I've only ever listened to the podcast up until now. Having never seen these 3 men in live action but rather only the podcast poster. And I'll be honest. I've had Mark and wade mixed up the entire time. 😂😂😂
@thatonething.73
@thatonething.73 10 месяцев назад
Man this video was a Sweet Treat to listen
@vaughneaston733
@vaughneaston733 Год назад
Honest mistake Mark. It was a hot day in New Zealand if you were in Auckland.
@SkeeterMcBeater
@SkeeterMcBeater Год назад
Listen waiters & waitresses, maybe Mark would like an extra chicken finger?
@Jeana-xo
@Jeana-xo 12 часов назад
Am I the only one who thought of something naughty with “dessert”? 😅
@pixelphantom7091
@pixelphantom7091 10 месяцев назад
Wait you did a tour around Australia!? And I MISSED IT?!!??!?!?!?! 💔 Edit: spelling
@luckyswordsmen991
@luckyswordsmen991 Год назад
I'd give him broccoli
@beowulf4966
@beowulf4966 Год назад
This is so cute!!! Sweets for a sweetheart! 😆
@Bri4036
@Bri4036 Год назад
I just saw the Lixian doll on bob shelf
@GameDevGoober
@GameDevGoober Год назад
:)
@petlove1998
@petlove1998 6 месяцев назад
I used to work at Cracker Barrel and if Mark came in no Coke Cake for him. Only extra chicken and dumplings.
@mrlonely017
@mrlonely017 10 месяцев назад
Ok, hear me out...please don't hate me... it's not an octopus....It's a squid
@CCNZDenis201418
@CCNZDenis201418 2 месяца назад
Says they were in Auckland, Australia. smh lmao
@shelbyb9056
@shelbyb9056 Год назад
2:25 that’s what she said
@InfinityHell666
@InfinityHell666 2 месяца назад
This is why I Don't want to be a Celebrity/have a Face Reveal.
@Gameyfur
@Gameyfur 2 месяца назад
So sweet, want to give the diabetes.
@olejoachimjonstang3233
@olejoachimjonstang3233 Год назад
A heist with Mark’s waiter😂
@davidcarter4877
@davidcarter4877 Год назад
Yo
@jordyissappig
@jordyissappig Год назад
e😊
@GameMaster0025
@GameMaster0025 20 дней назад
Mark needs to get a haircut Or be like Wade
@tomstojanovic6871
@tomstojanovic6871 10 месяцев назад
Sometimes Mark just looks... more Asian
@Unfamiliarmanic
@Unfamiliarmanic Год назад
Lol
@GothGirlWorld
@GothGirlWorld Год назад
It's good to be famous. 🤣🤣
@kefecom
@kefecom 4 месяца назад
Auckland in Australia now 😂😂
@Smoke_wheat
@Smoke_wheat 10 месяцев назад
A Heist for Markiplier
@kaylewolf
@kaylewolf Год назад
I was there 2018 you're welcome tour Thank you for coming to Adelaide, lots of people skip Adelaide when touring Australia
@alicenull807
@alicenull807 Год назад
It kinda wholesome how much everyone loves mark honestly
@Coolskeleton95_4
@Coolskeleton95_4 Год назад
Wait, Mark was in Auckland? Holy shit, if I was in the city that day, I would've been able to meet him (maybe)
@alolivulpix
@alolivulpix Год назад
"Cuz it was like, the hottest day in Australia--" No, that's just Australia :(
@BackGround_Guy.
@BackGround_Guy. 5 месяцев назад
aukland is in New Zealand 😢
@chewiebrownie
@chewiebrownie Год назад
If I come in with a Markiplier cutout cardboard mask and say I’m markiplier will I get free dessert?
@cameronwarttig1732
@cameronwarttig1732 Год назад
Being a celebrity means some restaurant employees stuff you like a grandma
@jozabean
@jozabean Год назад
that's it. tyler is my hero. fucking based
@joethecreeper8178
@joethecreeper8178 Год назад
Plot twist : it was PewDiePie bribing mark for the OF Tape.
@redshirtdesignworks
@redshirtdesignworks Год назад
Can't stream video from this podcast on spotify anymore.
@Kinseliplier
@Kinseliplier Год назад
I wish I could get that much desert at a restaurant. That would be Epic.
@Gamer_man227
@Gamer_man227 10 месяцев назад
Wait was it a really octopus covered in chocolate or chocolate shaped like an octopus?
@Kyrikrliy
@Kyrikrliy 3 месяца назад
Considering real octopus can't melt I think it's safe to say it was an octopus-shaped chocolate
@mattarificwolflink9280
@mattarificwolflink9280 Год назад
When ppl want to be nice but ends up being too much at least they weren’t swarmed by fans
@KleoTheServiceDog
@KleoTheServiceDog Год назад
What happened to the 46+ mins long pods?
@N_ExX
@N_ExX Год назад
They switched the channel to a clip channel or animation
@opieandme5775
@opieandme5775 Год назад
Yeah they switch it to direct people more their actual podcast on Spotify lol
@Tarcisius_
@Tarcisius_ Год назад
I believe the deal with Spotify is exclusive, but they still get to post highlights.
@capasak598
@capasak598 Год назад
that is heist for markiplier
@misankroptic
@misankroptic Год назад
I miss the actual podcasts man.
@Leviatiemily
@Leviatiemily Год назад
Prolly hoping for a good tip
@bush4898
@bush4898 Год назад
a heist for markiplier
@Lonewolf3515
@Lonewolf3515 Год назад
lmao XD
@bane9951
@bane9951 Год назад
I dont get people going crazy for famous people, if i met these guys at most i would wave at them, i just feel like its weird to act like a fangirl
@maggiekelso997
@maggiekelso997 Год назад
Deserts are all well and good but can you imagine someone thinking... Mark tries to eat healthy. And he walks into like cracker barrel and they give him several extra helpings of the green beans. This is coming from the perspective of a health eater. I desperately wish restuarants would offer sides that were more than 6 broccoli florrets when i can get an order of frie the size of both my fists
@spongebobsexypants
@spongebobsexypants Год назад
I want this octopus
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