i finally did it... 

I remember when Kurtis couldn’t even open a door

baddie smp is the only thing keeping me going rn

how is it that they beat the game so easily while just starting but after playing for like 5 years i’m still scared to leave the house at night time

I love how they've declared the ghast as jellyfish

kurtis: aAHH danny: ...what happened? kurtis: ʲᵉˡˡʸᶠⁱˢʰ

0:29 was the scariest godamned thing i've ever seen in my life

The sound he made at the beginning while playing with the green screen scared the ever living shit out of my dog

i honestly want them to go searching for the witches igloo, her swamp hut, go searching for a sunken ship, look for buried treasure, go in an underwater fortress, find the illagers forest mansion, and stop one of their raids.

kurtis has come so far and I’m very proud

someone in chat saying "divorce" when danny got four enderpearls on his first try and kurtis had been trying the whole game

honestly, the commitment to the "no laughing' bit was art. it wasn't like, laugh out loud funny, but it made me stop and think. I think I need to go be alone for half a day.

theres nothing i love more than the captions turning "im pog as hell" into "im paul gazelle"

The amount of times Danny died made it go from baddie smp to saddie smp rip

omg i watched this whole stream live and i did NOT realize kurtis actually had to use 88 GOLD INGOTS to get ender pearls like that's so many lmao what the hell

I wish they would revive this series

me wondering why this looks familiar and then realizing i watched this stream

4:38 rip the queen she would’ve loved the stream

A word of advice - You don't need to get close enough to kiss a creeper when you stab it, as much as you may want to.

These videos really make me sit quietly without laughter for half a day 😌

between this channel, danny’s channel, and watching both of their twitch streams, i get hella confused with what i have watched or not 🤷‍♂️

0:32 Danny: Kurtis? Kurtis: **giggles** Hello

kurtis your stache looks great! :) im sad people are mean about it :(

Kurtis: makes a joke Danny: laughs Kurtis 👃💨

19:25 Kurtis: I’m pog as hell. The auto-captions: I’m Paul Gazelle.

kurtis is such a real one for ignoring the voice crack

It makes me sad when people body shame Kurtis and comment on his moustache and hair :( we have to be nice to him, it’s the law of kurtistown!!!

people keep telling danny and kurt to get a dog and or cat, and like why. y'all know what happened to danny's cat and first horse. either the animals die or we're just paranoid about their safety all the time (like when everyone was telling danny that newspaper would drown, but he was like 'nooo, he's just swimming guys' and then he drowned in a later episode)

add Neil breen to the baddie smp

Ngl kurtis pogger is actually pretty poggers 😊

I'm gonna be sad as frick when the bullying gets to Kurtis and he shaves the stache and gets a haircut :((

Dude I’m literally alone this is so sad epic fail moment

this video doesn't capture the amount of suffering and waiting Kurtis truly went through in the stream

9:30 Kurtis said what a Greg instead of Chad, what a Greg move

in this whole series, how has kurtis never said “nether, i hardly know her!”

They deliver their jokes so plainly and boringly but theyre still so funny, that is some skill right there

Everytime kurtis dug down directly in the neather it gave me a mini heartattack

the real ender pearls are the friends we made along the way

19:27 kurtis: im pog as hell the captions: im paul gazelle

kurt has gotten so good!! i feel so proud rn 😭

4:24 HIS DOG IN THE BACKGROUND WOKE UP

i took a GIANT swig of coffee JUST as they started the James Charles imitation and burst out laughing

You should add this guy to the baddie smp his name is Danny gonzales

Happy Pride Month Everybody! ❤🧡💛💚💙💜

Kurtis finally did it well done Kurtis us citizens are proud 👏

I love how they react to each other dying "oh no" 6:41 12:16

Good job, king. Have a nature valley oat bar.

the lag makes his screams more funny at 12:09

Sad this wasnt up in time for my T shot, but I'm still excited to watch it!

Yo wtf Nick?? You cut out Danny’s perilous bird attack story??? It’s like I don’t even recognize your editing anymore smh my head 😤😤😤

I’ve been off my meds for a week and today i just slept and cried because i feel so totally shit. Less than 30 s in i’m smiling... Thank you Baddie smp 🙏💕

Why is no one talking about how hilarious Danny sounded at 12:05

6:56 the best way anyone has ever said “paprika” ever

Seeing Neil Breens face will forever make me giggle aloud

Laura: are… are you giving me the silent treatment? Danny: ᴺᵒ ᴵ ʲᵘˢᵗ ʰᵉᵃʳᵈ ᵃ ʲᵒᵏᵉ

A petition to keep kurtis mustache alive until he’s 80

maybe kurtis modded his game to get even worse trade odds lmao we call this a reverse dream

real homies watch the same video but from two POVs

“yea I think that’s that’s fine i think that’s what i learned as well i think that’s i think that’s fine i think what i also learned was diamonds are everywhere and you only gotta lad i learned i didn’t learn anything.”

I love them referring to the ghasts as a jellyfish lmao its honestly more accurate. They just be big flying jellies

0:29 OMFG THAT SCARED ME SO BAD LMAO

7:48 you know they true bros when they have each other's back like this

0:28 why did that legitimately scare me

i was literally so proud in the stream, can't wait to watch the battle with the ender dragon

petition for kurt to grow out the ‘stache so he has mouth bangs

Did you guys know you can purchase the ender pearls from a cleric villager?

I guess the saga of Kurtis complaining about Twitch has ended 😂

the queen of england donation aged poorly

i wanna see kurtis with a manbun, thank you very much

this is probably my favourite video on the internet-apart from that james charles video 😩‼️

Drew on the crew Add him to the smp Now

Guys i must beg you to please watch Danny's POV just because his scream at 5:50 is just so much funnier there. but finish this vid first tho- ya know. Don't be rude.

In the beginning it looks like Neil is telepathically communicating with us but he’s using Danny’s voice

fetty wap “yAaaAH baby” for danny’s sound board

who needs 13 reasons when there's plenty reasons to enjoy baddie smp ✋🏽😼

I'm crying at their James Charles impression lmao

Living for these videos honestly. This one gave me some great material for my next animated 👀

danny needs the doja cat "yuh"

My FAVORITE bois to entertain me while I workout

If Kurtis changes his hair because of idiots I will be so sadddd.

THIS SMP GIVES ME LIFE

Me: *Brushing my teeth* Danny: Yeah you know how like, uhm... I guess I can't literally like, think of any examples where you've made me do that. Me: *Spits all the water in my mouth*

Kurtis reclaiming the look every racist in my area has lmao

I love that drew is playing with kurtis

I like the stache as well pretty pog

Dream blunt rotation: - Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Danny saying “phew” but like the literal word

loving how the chat really didnt get the james charles bit

I zoned out and then Kurtis called James Charles his unproblematic king i- sir???

kurtis is a real pro minecraft gamer

proud of u kurtboy

0:29 me when

when danny said he sits quietly for hours when sth's funny i genuinely was about to choke on my nutella puff n die goodness..... loveyall

I CANT BREATHE 5:40

petition to make “im paul gazelle” the new “im radio rebel” on the next stream

Gets scared about the surprise creeper in the house because they left the door open Proceeds to leave door open😂😂

jake's funee little editing trick at the end :)

Did I watch Danny’s yt video of this stream? Yes. Am I also watching this one with just as much enthusiasm? Yes.

Kurtis did great this stream! 👍😊

just so u know when u said "i'm pog as hell" at the end tht the cc said "i'm paul gazelle" thanks for another great stream, paul

30 seconds in and the green screen shit is making me laugh so hard