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It's a Kurtis thing...you wouldn't understand.
At some point in your life, you've probably seen those insanely specific targeted t-shirt ads on Facebook. They've always fascinated me, so I wanted to get to the bottom of this whole weird custom clothing phenomenon. Enjoy!
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Комментарии : 12 тыс.

@kurtisconner 5 лет назад

hey guys don’t forget to press the like button if ur a crazy may guy! and let me know if you want a part 2!!! :)

@justdogs4206 5 лет назад

Kurtis Conner I want a part 2

@rachel-sn5es 5 лет назад

Kurtis Conner yesss this was hilarious

@behappy5869 5 лет назад

Kurtis Conner damn i wish i could like it but sadly im a wacky june guy

@ruby-cw8hh 5 лет назад

Kurtis Conner im a may girl may i press the like button

@terihromek 5 лет назад

Yes to a part 2!!!

@bugmaster-wn3ne 5 лет назад

I bought a shirt from Goodwill that said "assuming I was like most old men was your FIRST mistake" with a old dude weight lifting in the center and it is my proudest purchase to date

@imid3440 4 года назад

Cara Hardin I LOVE THIS

@eleria9985 4 года назад

OMG YES

@breenieshaye3276 4 года назад

Legit almost got a journal that said this for my boyfriend, but instead of weight lifting had a jiu jitsu master on it.

@lizsun261 4 года назад

immediate respect

@animalsqaudforlife6055 4 года назад

me tho

@heidim9535 5 лет назад

I would 100% buy a shirt like this but with vastly false information

@imid3440 4 года назад

Heidi Maxner kinda want to buy a 6”2 trucker one when i am the opposite

@michaelcarrasquillo4781 4 года назад

Imi D are you a 2’6” car...er?

@michaelcarrasquillo4781 4 года назад

dr feel you right

@robot_nick6377 4 года назад

Kiss me i was born in a 7”4 ballerina who plays the pepsi max and am a december 64th

@jaddee4273 4 года назад

never fuck with me, I am a guy named brandon and I listen to heavy metal and I also have cancer

@hollyhollyson6493 2 года назад

In my book, peak humor is wearing one of these shirts but being entirely out of the demographic for it. I’ve started a collection of my own. I have a “grandma life is the best life” tshirt (I’m 21) and a “dreaming of a wine Christmas” sweatshirt that I only wear in summer

@i-o-u1username708 2 года назад

I now desperately want to read your book, because that is utterly beautiful

@ukargeo 2 года назад

Your book better outsell the bible

@ash1553 2 года назад

@@ukargeo the bible has sold 5 million copies worldwide, so I will buy 5 million and one

@ukargeo 2 года назад

@@ash1553 thx

@TheBlueLineFire 2 года назад

My 33 year Old fiancé has a “who are these kids and why are they calling me grandpa” shirt

@cybernetik. 2 года назад

My sister once found a shirt at a thrift store that said (as I remember) “I may spontaneously start talking about world war 1” and I’m so sad she didn’t buy it

@goatmom2980 Год назад

It’s findings like these that motivate me to thrift shop.

@zhlawg 8 месяцев назад

Why does this sound like something I'd do

@EGarza-mk2mk 7 месяцев назад

"How often do you think about the Roman empire?"

@Paddylol 3 месяца назад

that’s called ptsd

@KillerKoifish Месяц назад

BADTZ MARU SPOTTED!!!! 🚨*sanrio obsession sirens*🚨

@beelzebubisrotting 4 года назад

It’s a 35% German, 44.99% Korean, 10% French, 5% Ethiopian, 5% Jamaican, and .01% Cherokee thing. You wouldn’t get it.

@em-st2kq 4 года назад

God darn I’m only 34% German 😖

@sofiagordiola7568 4 года назад

shit i’m 25% french!1!1!1! :(((

@eggwhitepopcorn2918 4 года назад

.01% jeep cherokee

@beelzebubisrotting 4 года назад

Phantom mmm yes, got that car dna.

@eggwhitepopcorn2918 4 года назад

@@beelzebubisrotting hell yeah

@dynah9245 4 года назад

It's a diabetic Gemini who has OCD and got divorced twice thing. You wouldn't get it.

@kirabooker3958 4 года назад

I would like this but it has 69 so I can't

@hvysteria 4 года назад

Agh I was only divorced once. Darn it!

@ChristinaJ01126 4 года назад

it’s a dead fucking ugly bitch thing, you wouldn’t get it

@JadeDwyer 4 года назад

I would like it but it's at 999 and I don't wanna ruin it

@movichi5508 4 года назад

Add ADHD to that

@Rainy_Day_Daydream 7 месяцев назад

When i was a kid, my grandma gave me a shirt that said “Don’t mess with me, I have a CRAZY grandma who was born October, swears like a sailor, and will slap you so hard not even Google will find you” she gave this shirt to me while she was a immobile, frail old woman that was hospitalized 2 time in the span of 2-4 months.

@artisanaul 4 месяца назад

lmao

@partygoblynn 2 года назад

Idk I'd wear the "warning: may start talking about metal detecting at any time" shirt, not because I'm interested in metal detecting, I'm not. I just like to keep people on their toes.

@chryst4l926 Год назад

"So isnt it crazy how I know nothing about metal detecting?"

@feribaddie Год назад

and all the metal detected

@tannerwyattsmith2241 4 года назад

Don’t mess with me, I was born in July and have genital warts.

@eleria9985 4 года назад

AHAHAHAH

@arxsaur 4 года назад

dont mess w/ me, i was born in july and have herpes

@katzchen16 4 года назад

honestly same

@Leoji0325 4 года назад

I'd buy it

@lars9561 4 года назад

Very cool "Tanner Wyatt Smith" If that's even your real name

@vizzinia11 5 лет назад

these shirts are just wearable niche memes

@doaasabila1202 5 лет назад

Exactly

@victoryrobertson7181 5 лет назад

Oh go d ohh no I don't know what to do with this knowledge

@weliveinasociety4629 5 лет назад

U was thinking the same thing low key wanna buy some of these now lmaoo

@weevilwizarddotmusic9711 4 года назад

i want to buy all of them related to people born in march

@dollfacedotcult 4 года назад

oh no

@DrippyDaveson 2 года назад

I think my favorite running joke in kurtis's videos is when he calls someone and they say I love you at the end of each call no matter who it is

@CrystalLia231 2 года назад

Honestly same

@cavanmorber3238 Год назад

The fact that Kurtis physically waved his hand goodbye to someone in a phone call and the person in the phone call said "I love you" made me fricking lose it, oh my gosh

@RyanYerrow 5 лет назад

i really wish i was born in November just so i could refer to myself as a Charizard Boy

@kurtisconner 5 лет назад

same bro :( life’s unfair 🙁

@polinaogboh 5 лет назад

Sometimes it’s just not meant to be

@maryhemelt2142 5 лет назад

Ryan Yerrow 1 month off

@hellokenziebro 5 лет назад

i need a collab DAD!

@theguudstuff 5 лет назад

Sucks 2 suck

@kalxco 3 года назад

Gen x buys them seriously and gen z buys them ironically

@silentj624 3 года назад

And millennials can't afford them

@adettessubs444 3 года назад

One of my teachers was wearing this type of a shirt

@cheesecakelasagna 3 года назад

I need this on a t-shirt.

@matildamayne8144 3 года назад

@null I *respect* you .... I’m also Gen Z

@krzysiusisiu 3 года назад

@null never underestimate gen z named null who buys these shirts seriously who is also disrespected

@leecalmdown 2 года назад

the “kings are born in January” sweatshirt is made exclusively for standing in line at theme parks, that’s the the only place there’s enough time to read it

@taitia8619 Год назад

Or at the DMV xD

@arxsaur 2 года назад

a month ago i was at a thrift shop and i saw so many hoodies and shirts that were variations of "It's a Jeff thing.. you wouldn't get it!" and stuff like that. i was terrified

@SR-zp4je Год назад

As a woman named Sarah, I would wear that ‘it’s a Jeff thing’ shirt

@evelyngregg4666 3 года назад

Don't mess with a scorpio who never eats breakfast and currently has the hiccups

@cyrus2430 3 года назад

damn man did your hiccups ever go away or are they just a part of your life now

@BentleyS6336 3 года назад

Happy 4 months to the hiccups

@evelyngregg4666 3 года назад

@@BentleyS6336 thanks man👍 this is truly a momentous occasion 🎉🎊🎉🎊

@heather_doestruecrime 3 года назад

Sick fucking profile pic dude

@evelyngregg4666 3 года назад

@@heather_doestruecrime thank you 😁

@mimihua2 4 года назад

I saw someone one time wearing a shirt that literally just said shirt.

@gabb5 3 года назад

I saw one in a peach shirt that says “basic peach T-shirt”

@pheebobeebo1459 3 года назад

Were they wearing trousers that said trousers? Were they wearing shoes that said shoe on each shoe? We must go deeper

@iguesslol6637 3 года назад

*the sea rabbit*

@digitalharmony26 3 года назад

I want it.

@biccnesse 3 года назад

I want it

@kaitmarie6505 2 года назад

I deeply love the cop saying “I love you” to Kurtis before hanging up

@marisjules1092 3 года назад

I run a Facebook group of oddly specific shirts and people are joining my group because of this video 😂 thanks kurt

@shellywiese5667 4 года назад

This shirts are made specifically for boomers who think that these showing up on their feed is actual magic

@KL96012 3 года назад

My grandma has one

@showtime1235 3 года назад

I’m 21 and I think it’s actual magic

@izzy2889 3 года назад

LMAO

@ricecakes5798 3 года назад

and for the gays ✨

@Viiliskivi 3 года назад

@@ricecakes5798 wdym the gays? y should they have specific shirts

@colonelsanders8065 4 года назад

I’m a girl who normally gets complimented on clothing choice but I feel the intense urge to replace my closet with all these shirts to throw everyone a curve ball.

@cacciatore_5320 4 года назад

You should print that on a shirt

@CJ-iz3mp 4 года назад

ok colonel sanders

@c4shguy224 4 года назад

Hey! I was born in month too!

@toosigoosi 4 года назад

I have never felt such kinship with a comment in my life

@bread1882 4 года назад

But you're colonel sanders

@aeddiefarmer Год назад

Would love it if people started drawing their OCs in one of these shirts. E.g. my current DND character would wear 'I may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm playing the panflute'.

@sirius1696 2 месяца назад

This is so genius I just need to figure out how to explain this to one of my artist friends so they can draw my OC in one. I'm thinking the Charizard boy shirt but with Infernape

@Dr.NoName. 2 года назад

2:55 low key thought Kurtis just said the r slur in a magical tone and my head spun so hard I got whiplash

@Cinnaballz 10 месяцев назад

SAME LMFAO

@sirius1696 2 месяца назад

If you watch on 2x like I do it sounds even more like he said the r slur

@natsheridan. 3 года назад

My step dad loves these shirts, he has loads about how much he likes trains and how he’s a dad. He’s adorable. He has a “WARNING I will start talking about trains at any time” shirt

@rachelpdmusic 3 года назад

This made me smile, that's so cute

@melfree2545 3 года назад

I think I need one of those for my 3 year old. Yesterday my dad asked him if he ever thinks about anything other than trains and he responded, “Um, yes, my toy trains.”

@cloud-lw6np 3 года назад

If I had a shirt like that it'd be: WARNING! I will start making Harry Potter references after 2 minutes. Also that is really cute lol

@Merpsicles 3 года назад

@@melfree2545 AWW

@rolo0o 3 года назад

I lIkE tRaInS

@issafraud419 5 лет назад

I was just about to leave my husband and take the kids, but the *E X T R A G R E E T I N G* saved my marriage! Thank you Kurtis🙏🙏🙏

@marquisdeseins 5 лет назад

Issa fraud dude I like can’t see ur profile pic. Like, woah.

@dotdotdot6447 5 лет назад

Is your name maybe Karen

@bruv3891 5 лет назад

@@dotdotdot6447 issa karen

@mikehunt3688 5 лет назад

The extra greeting actually saved my life. I was choking on a shrimp from my shrimp wrap with extra shrimp extra crunch, and everything started to go dark. But then, a small light appeared, and through it I heard the words "And if you're coming back, what's up how's it going, its great to see you again." and suddenly the shrimp collapsed in on itself and i could breathe again. Thank you Kurtis.

@nobodyimportant7290 5 лет назад

Put this on a t-shirt

@Kilroy487 2 года назад

As a Charizard Boy, I’m so glad I finally found something about myself to be proud of.

@rabbitsrefuse 2 года назад

My favorite targeted item that I’ve ever been, erm, offered(?) was a line of shirts, mugs, and aprons that referred to me as the king of grilling meat. I’ve been a vegetarian for the majority of my life, and my profile listed me as female…

@toppiccywoppiccyowo5891 3 года назад

Never underestimate a person who gets an extra greeting at the beginning of every Kurtis Conner video

@alexx4242 2 года назад

This aged incredibly poorly (Context: Kurtis retired the extra greeting because he didn’t want it to be his brand)

@keexshound 2 года назад

@@alexx4242 aw :(

@heyymanniceshot 2 года назад

This should become merch

@wonshikie8153 Год назад

Except for that one video

@olivercharles2930 Год назад

@@alexx4242 bruh,

@GeneralGracious 5 лет назад

I work at Disney world and I see people wearing these shirts sometimes... one time I saw a lady wearing a shirt that said “don’t underestimate a woman who loves scooby doo”

@sarahmay6312 5 лет назад

Do you think it's because Shaggy protects his children with like .01% of his god powers?

@EmilyGuy 5 лет назад

i hope to god you didn’t underestimate her

@Jezabella2002 5 лет назад

Hahaaahaaa

@melissamay9789 5 лет назад

The thing that really bothers me about that is the fact that she wasn't wearing a shirt with something specific to disney lol like what

@justasmltwngir1732 5 лет назад

i saw one like "never underestimate a man who loves mickey and was born in may"

@voxlvalyx 8 месяцев назад

My new shirt says "Don't mess with a guy born in August who's watching four year old Kurtis Conner videos".

@thenobodys1955 19 дней назад

This is real

@jessicamattes4208 2 года назад

If I ever see someone wearing a shirt with a statement that ends with "so don't mess with me" I think I'll purposely mess with them and see what happens

@Str8UpFax 3 года назад

I desperately want an "I've eaten egg salad before" t shirt now

@mitya1045 3 года назад

about to buy one

@jeremyschapstick 2 года назад

@@mitya1045 did you get it

@mitya1045 2 года назад

@@jeremyschapstick gonna be straight up? i have no idea the last 5 years are a blur

@jeremyschapstick 2 года назад

@@mitya1045 lmfaooo!

@ImperiumRomanum476 7 месяцев назад

@@mitya1045Buy another one.

@WordsFlowMagnetic 5 лет назад

0:00 Kurtis, this is why you aren't a millionaire. Mark Zuckerberg would never spend that long picking out a t shirt

@emery-gaming 4 года назад

WordsFlowMagnetic he also hasn’t watched Star Wars. Kurtis probably has. I’ve never watched Star Wars and I’m rich and get all the ladies. If you watch Star Wars, you won’t get rich.

@cece8401 4 года назад

Also Kurtis is a millionaire. He’s solved a bunch of murders around tennis players having pretty daughters.

@funte-g 4 года назад

Mark Zuckerberg often Used to go to meetings in his Pajamas

@funte-g 4 года назад

Like I'm not kidding that's A real fact

@svenjal8242 4 года назад

@@funte-g - rupi kaur

@Crystal-od5is 2 года назад

12:58 peititon to make this actual merch??!

@svndwich977 2 года назад

There’s a bumper sticker that says “I’m retired go around me” And I love that. Thanks for letting me know man and not taking up the left lane

@greenfrogcottage6505 3 года назад

It's a bisexual woman with a preference for women who has been divorced from 3 females and 4 males who has taken up stamp collecting to fill the empty hole in her heart thing. You wouldn't get it.

@perperperpen 3 года назад

Jesus christ 7 times?!

@kyhoney 3 года назад

bisexual women with a preference to women gang

@samuel-zb4qn 3 года назад

its a bisexual trans demiboy who has a preference for girls who has never been divorced because their in middle school who runs an etsy shop for hats and cries a lot thing. you wouldnt get it.

@nosleep9816 3 года назад

DAAAMN

@hadley20 3 года назад

@@samuel-zb4qn i want to see your hats :0

@ivebeeenthinkntomuchl8627 3 года назад

never underestimate a closeted radical leftist, bisexual, cat lover, who was born at 7pm on a tuesday when the temperature was 80°

@breadonatuesday9520 3 года назад

That's oddly specific...I'm interested

@kenziem1673 3 года назад

this is almost me except i think wednesday on a different time

@luhdeeuh 3 года назад

that's me--

@toothrat1106 3 года назад

wait, bro are we the same person?

@elsiepawul6830 3 года назад

Why does most of this retain to me??

@theartwitch6624 2 года назад

My mom got an ad for one and it said “never underestimate an old man with a bicycle” she hates bicycles and is a young woman

@theyofmanynames Год назад

Honestly, if retargeting managed to catch on to my special interests I wouldn't even mind because I'd kill for a shirt that says "WARNING: May start talking about early Pokemon glitches at any time"

@dooby5833 5 лет назад

petition for kurtis to make the “ive had egg salad before” shirt merch

@harrisonburgeron 4 года назад

YES

@elipie7941 4 года назад

YES

@CattieRhinne 4 года назад

Where is it Kurtis

@valueofapotato3753 4 года назад

@mhoakenson6097 4 года назад

i would buy it

@kullinai 5 лет назад

2019: never underestimate a guy with a karate *2056:never underestimate a man who's 6'1, has blue eyes, goes to church every sunday 12-2 and his social security number is ---------------*

@angela_byeol188 5 лет назад

Shit, that sounds exactly like my dad wtf

@The_Diminished 5 лет назад

miloatethemangos I love your pfp- is that your oc?

@kullinai 5 лет назад

Thank you! Yeah, it is.

@kullinai 4 года назад

OMG 1+ K? Wow

@goofball808 4 года назад

marinarasauce 2.6

@lubiekler9975 2 года назад

My dad has sent me pictures of t-shirts thay say things like "the best dads with the most beautiful kids are born in December" and I'm like "cool dad!" I don't wanna hurt his feelings lol

@JoshuaWillis89 3 года назад

7:40 literally no one is reading all of that

@lizardfuck4204 4 года назад

I totally want the “iv’e had an egg salad before” shirt. IMMEDIATELY.

@huhthatsinteresting1644 3 года назад

Comment for merch

@empirecrumbles615 3 года назад

for merch

@henrytiffanyr 3 года назад

Lol

@henrytiffanyr 3 года назад

Same!!

@mimihua2 3 года назад

I would totally wear it even though I've never actually had an egg salad before.

@user-rt5fe2fc1r 4 года назад

I don't know why but those kind of t-shirts give such aggressive energy

@huhthatsinteresting1644 3 года назад

69th like

@isabelleforstmann268 3 года назад

it’s cus a lot of them are like “I’m an angel, until you get on my bad side. Don’t make me angry because I’m fucking crazy and I’ll burn your hair off” and they just kinda reek of those people who describe themselves as “psycho” or “having anger issues” like that’s an endearing personality trait and cool, edgy thing.

@jayashrishobna 2 года назад

11:38 love that transition lol

@tattedupluv 10 дней назад

searching or discussing something online then seeing ads for it is common. What freaks me out is when you havent typed anything about it but have spoken out loud to someone about a product then see ads everywhere on your phone. That is scary...

@lillyalece9513 4 года назад

Don’t mess with a girl who’s been on the news 3 times and their right toenail is infected.

@ruthizred9090 3 года назад

Yo same

@krf702 3 года назад

TMI lmao

@savedtheworld6755 3 года назад

Yikes, I’m almost thereeeee! I was in the news 3 times but my LEFT toenail is infected!

@lillyalece9513 3 года назад

BoredBacon man, so close, yet so far away.

@reallyyfunny0o048 3 года назад

@@savedtheworld6755 that's a really close call😫

@kaylee8451 5 лет назад

Kurtis says dude better than California surfer culture

@probablyexhausted5380 4 года назад

he's canadian it's a given

@Meelameels 4 года назад

Doodt

@blahblahblahEMILY 4 года назад

Düd

@queenieofthegalaxy1049 4 года назад

@beepboopbobop 4 года назад

düd

@polterking3679 2 года назад

9:51 Kurtis is Nas X confirmed?! 😦😮😦😮🤪

@heatheretaithaha 6 месяцев назад

hes the bigger size of nas x

@irishempire9811 2 года назад

10:27 Thats pretty much everybody's life story.

@McBehrer 3 года назад

ok but, unironically, the "you'll never get the seamen out of me" is hilarious

@Crabby-Abby 2 года назад

I laughed at this for probably five minutes thanks

@birchbarks550 2 года назад

Memento mori brother

@alexmackrell1385 2 года назад

@@birchbarks550 Memento mori

@cadenceissuperdupercool 2 года назад

Momento Mori

@birchbarks550 2 года назад

@@cadenceissuperdupercool Memento mori and happy one year

@yara2870 3 года назад

i got a shirt targeted to me that said “don’t mess with a girl who was born in July and is Japanese, she’ll mess you up!” i am not japanese and i was born in june. :/

@mia234567 3 года назад

They’re trying to warn you 👀

@jazzie2967 3 года назад

Same girl same... :')

@gnocchidokey 3 года назад

Congrats on fooling the algorithm!

@socialistsewerrat8101 3 года назад

It's a warning

@socialistsewerrat8101 3 года назад

You're on your own now

@TaInFdF Год назад

the Judy with cats t-shirt is so oddly specific that I can relate to it.. we have this lady at work named Judy that is obsessed with cats and no one messes with her because she is mean haha!

@alissasteinbach9945 2 года назад

my mother bought me one of those very specific, niche, and cringe sweaters in a bright pink color. with a matching blanket. i love her though.

@bethleyluctama9958 5 лет назад

LETTING THE ADS PLAY ALL THE WAY THROUGH >>>>

@nobodyimportant7290 5 лет назад

I watched 3 full advertisements in spanish for you kurtis

@bethleyluctama9958 5 лет назад

Omg HE LIKED MY COMMENT UGH I LOVE KURTIS SM 🥵🤠🤧

@SweetAlis1 5 лет назад

well I don't even have the option to skip them... gets annoying

@caseysommer5079 5 лет назад

model citizen on Kurtistown

@nuunujonassen3641 5 лет назад

RU-vid Premium>>>>>>>

@abby4389 5 лет назад

kurtis is a poptropica character and you cant convince me otherwise

@Alex-zm1qv 5 лет назад

abby kahn that makes no sense but I agree ☝🏻

@nitya404 5 лет назад

Omg Poptropica , best childhood game ever

@cosettek4854 5 лет назад

THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

@cam3739 5 лет назад

you my friend, have opened my eyes.

@houseofstark4692 5 лет назад

Let's put that on a t-shirt.

@Allie_Victoria 2 года назад

I love how the 911 operator calls Kurtis by name implying he has done this multiple times

@help6691 2 года назад

Yesterday a teacher at my school had a “never underestimate a pink-loving princess who was born in September” It’s not as specific as these, but literally WHY was she wearing this

@kaylee_keen 3 года назад

as a girl born in November, I am now a charizard boy.

@samuel-zb4qn 3 года назад

as a demiboy born in november lets gang up jsjsjsjs

@emptysekai 3 года назад

same

@moved.6963 3 года назад

as a demigirl born in April, i hate myself 😲

@emptysekai 3 года назад

@@moved.6963 we don't care

@FlamesTheCyndaquil 3 года назад

@@emptysekai and we didn't ask if we cared

@bighungry98 3 года назад

EXCUSE ME I am GAY I have AIDS I’m HOMELESS I’m NEW IN TOWN And I was born in AUGUST

@miamicra1836 3 года назад

HOLY SHIT!!! He's new in town?

@Michaelalovespandas 3 года назад

Born in August???

@emfantilli 3 года назад

AHEBEBABSBEBSE

@liv5362 3 года назад

PLSSS NOT JOHN MULANEY

@ratosphere 3 года назад

Imma *push* 'im

@draalien 2 года назад

9:39 I CHOKED ON MY CINNAMON ROLL KURTIS

@ball2000 Год назад

Kurtis how could you have missed the chance to say "I have a dozen karates. Donut underestimate me"

@littleunmind564 5 лет назад

Never underestimate a depressed teenager that likes milk and was born in July.

@maxharper.444 5 лет назад

evie I HOPE THAT WASNT A MILK FIC REFERENCE

@frogman4840 5 лет назад

I'm in this and I don't like it.

@noodlequeen1017 5 лет назад

mE?!?!

@luca-jx1pe 5 лет назад

Molly Ruth you called?

@GeneralSwirly 5 лет назад

lmao thats me except i hate milk im not depressed, nor was i born in july haha

@kitsune.963 3 года назад

I want to buy all of these shirts. And wear another overly specific teeshirt everyday. It doesn’t even need to fit me, like everyday my shirt says I was born in a random month

@cyrus2430 3 года назад

my mom used to get pissed at me because i bought those types of shirts “as a joke” and she’d tell me it’s a waste of money and make me out them back. i regret not fighting for them.

@Hallmark44 3 года назад

Reminds me of the guy from 30 Rock with a different hat every day

@takamikeigo7985 2 года назад

@@cyrus2430 your mom's got no taste

@itscc2004 Год назад

You have to get one for each month and wear it during that month

@cheesewhiz5609 2 года назад

hi kurtis i know this vid made was 2 yrs ago but i want to thank you for the gift idea for my dad, i bought him the metal detecting one and he genuinely loves it

@louloudaki_ 2 года назад

never underestimate a not at all intimidating short gay trans guy who’s obsessed with rocks, plays viola and percussion, has ocd and depression, and was born in may. you wouldn’t get it, it’s a julian thing.

@deaftoyourtonesguy 11 месяцев назад

Dude are you gonna spontaneously start move it move it-ing at any time

@Mx.muffin 8 месяцев назад

Bro, someone is also named Julian and plays percussion as well in my band, what

@louloudaki_ 3 месяца назад

hey surprise turns out i’m not even gay, i’m actually just pan

@louloudaki_ 3 месяца назад

@@deaftoyourtonesguyyes, i like to move it move it

@turtles10 3 года назад

i saw one that said "this is what a gay clarinet player looks like" and i'm a bisexual clarinetist and my best friend is a lesbian clarinetist and we agreed that we need that shirt

@kmr4360 3 года назад

Ok but for some reason this is an awesome shirt idea.

@randomdreamer5429 3 года назад

i don't even play clarinet but this is amazing

@Lily-1175 2 года назад

Please get it

@echo_felix331 2 года назад

WAIT I WANNA JOIN YOU GUYS

@levieverhart8640 2 года назад

Never knew that Clarinetist was a word.

@DirectorsNightmare 5 лет назад

Why do these sound like awful Tinder bios? 😂

@justdaisythingz1965 4 года назад

Who says someone didnt print out bad bios

@julianaromero2089 4 года назад

“Here for a good time not a long time 😜😜😜”

@elizabethpritchard8908 4 года назад

just daisy thingz dad bods and dad jokes *gag*

@ahmedel-issaoui1532 4 года назад

Because it's a Kurtis thing. You wouldn't understand

@Rainbowkitty09 11 месяцев назад

9:38 That Arnold Schwarzenegger "accent" had me laughing inconsolably for a very long time. It just sounded like mans was talking and resisting upchucking simultaneously and I've never heard such a thing in my LIFE! 😂😂😂😂

@sea4728 2 года назад

so proud of kurtis and how well this video has done!! i see it resurface on my recommendations time to time with more views and it makes me smile!

@synflwr 4 года назад

Me: Looks through baby name lists to name characters from my books Ads: Never underestimate a pregnant woman!

@_stevinski_ 3 года назад

@Crow I am German 😂

@simonhill2034 3 года назад

I looked it up for names for my chickens and now I get pregnancy ads and I’m a dude so 🙃

@paytonsciere6910 3 года назад

i wrote religiously when i was like 13 and my mom saw all my pregnancy ads and despite me being a big loser and a big homosexual she still thought i was pregnant 🤩

@corbinarnold5998 3 года назад

Bro me too

@zoe.zimbabwe 3 года назад

Omg it does that to me too 😂

@alex-fs9yt 3 года назад

Is no one gonna talk about _"I bring my metal detector into CD shops, because I like the best metal music."_ 😂

@Raace009 3 года назад

„I detect metal & I love metal“ had me screaming 😂

@callatelosico 3 года назад

HAHA

@ramensocks8517 3 года назад

Did anyone read this exactly when kurtis said it

@camilamartinez3051 3 года назад

I cracked up for 5 minutes straight. Not even exaggerating.

@Haxincorp 3 года назад

No because its not the 1990s

@Oliverboyce-yg1zk Год назад

I buy shirts like these all of the time! I recently just bought one that says "I am useless and gay". I buy them to see people's (mostly elders) faces/reactions

@byrnetdown6076 2 года назад

I get so hype anytime I find one of these shirts in the thrift store :,) makes me so goddamn excited that someone actually bought one of these AND thought it was good enough to be reused *which it technically is ofc but you knoW

@nourakhaled3162 5 лет назад

people from Kentucky wear these shirts.

@12dakis 5 лет назад

*DON’T MESS* with _people_ from *KENTUCKY* who wear *super specific t-shirt*

@geneva7964 5 лет назад

It true

@brandon1331 5 лет назад

as someone from kentucky this is 100% true

@ivri6143 5 лет назад

i’m from kentucky :( but ur so right god it’s so southern there it HURTS

@sophiafrary3019 5 лет назад

i’m glad the Kentuckians aren’t trying to deny it cuz we already know the truth

@carter333 5 лет назад

i'm getting the mental image of two people buying different versions of the charizard boys shirt, one that says june and one that says november. they meet on the street and are required to fight to the death.

@josie955 5 лет назад

Well that took a turn... I thought this was gonna end wholesome

@ash.bunnyy 5 лет назад

they have to whip out there pokemon go apps and compare whos charizard is a higher level

@peytonp2017 5 лет назад

Mmm...yes

@carter333 5 лет назад

@@josie955 alternate ending: they make out

@aarontheperson6867 5 лет назад

@@carter333 what if they're not into that

@flareboi Год назад

the way kurtis keeps his shirts organized terrifies me

@mollieephobia Год назад

they also have it on pinterest. they don’t pertain to me ofc but i keep seeing things like “never underestimate my husband who was born in july hurt me and they’ll never find your body yes he bought me this shirt” and i’m tired of it-

@lavender8703 3 года назад

things that aren’t racist but seem like they are: these shirts

@perperperpen 3 года назад

What? Which shirts are u talkin abt?

@justasmltwngir1732 3 года назад

Huh?????????

@KyliejSo 3 года назад

Absolutely

@lavender8703 3 года назад

@@KyliejSo see someone knows what i mean thank you!!!

@Popo-hn6of 3 года назад

lol definetly

@graffiti3932 5 лет назад

It may look like i'm doing nothing, but in my head i'm playing the *PAN FLUTE*

@mercurypearl 4 года назад

Tbh kinda need that

@andreasstock8539 4 года назад

I read that bevor I watched the video and thought that you were just making a joke about weard Tshirts, but than it just was a aktually shirt in the video

@hyde3155 4 года назад

Bruh after i read dis Kurtis said it

@cicidiaries 4 года назад

Tbh sometimes I play my flute in my head

@sourdough6653 4 года назад

Crazy Trix haha me too

@mitschire 2 года назад

I would buy the ''It may look like i am doing nothing, but in my head i am playing the panflute'' not because i can play, but it is just a total mood. Sometimes the brain be doing the panflute bro ´-_-`

@Skye-ve6tc 2 года назад

Kurtis is really asking why people would buy these as if they're not all comedic gold. I really want some hyper-specific shirt that just has nothing to do with me at all, and I'm very sad that I couldn't find a link to order the "you'll never get the seaman out of me" shirt.

@jestergutz 4 года назад

Me when I make a Kurtis Conner joke and my friends don’t get it: You wouldn’t get it, it’s a Kurtis thing

@sapph____ 4 года назад

MAX PFP

@paisley4197 3 года назад

max pfp indeed

@jestergutz 3 года назад

I’m so glad you like my profile pic! It’s a handmade edit!

@jestergutz 3 года назад

I don’t want to be annoying by making an edit, but the funniest part about this comment is that I have friends that want to talk to me

@libbkasivor6252 4 года назад

Woman: *Sniffles* i can't believe he is gone *Starts sobbing* Other people: I'm so sorry for your loss That dude: METAL DETECTING

@tonightsbigloser 4 года назад

Facebook: Never underestimate a woman whose loved one just died.

@libbyphillips6952 4 года назад

Hey your only one letter away from my name

@libbkasivor6252 4 года назад

@@libbyphillips6952 Lol my real name has gonna be Libby kasiborski I just messed it up alot 😅

@libbkasivor6252 4 года назад

@@tonightsbigloser Especially if she does METAL DETECTING

@wiltedmoon7062 3 года назад

That dude = Kubz Scouts

@TheYesMan856 Год назад

my friend has one along the lines of "never underestimate an old man who listens to the beetles and was born in december". he got it at a thrift shop and it is honestly the funniest thing ever, even more because it is so overly specific but does not describe him at all.

@kellifavazza8021 2 года назад

Your genuine laugh is the best laugh I've ever heard

@nyan0812nerd 4 года назад

i keep seeing an ad for a shirt that says "if you dont see a pepsi max in my hand, turn arround and back away slowly" i feel like im being haunted by it

@viktoriairhazi5095 3 года назад

you have to buy it to defeat it

@oli7085 3 года назад

get it NOW

@NeitherSparky 3 года назад

But if somebody turned around and then backed up they’d be coming towards you 🤔

@artsintheam 3 года назад

R U N

@nosleep9816 3 года назад

Just buy it

@Aisharox4ever 5 лет назад

i was laughing the whole time, but that "okay, i love you" at 9:25 threw me off into some other dimension

@von.deezy1 4 года назад

i love you too

@catcher881 4 года назад

I love you two 💜🌼

@an1ah 4 года назад

i love you more 🥵

@von.deezy1 4 года назад

I'll love you SO MUCH 👌😫

@justayoutubecommentator3059 4 года назад

sie - and then double “bye” lmaoo

@GemAndMoth 2 года назад

So creepy, I’ve never seen ads like these (I guess since I don’t have Facebook) but after watching this video, I’ve started seeing the ads on RU-vid.

@thefastestcowboyinthewest8504 2 года назад

I listen to Spotify when I’m doing my shower routine and istg I get the same Pantene ad every time I wash my hair, skincare ads when I wash my face, then after I shower I’ll get ads about makeup whilst doing my makeup.

@giraffeparty0 4 года назад

dont even THINK about dating MY DAUGHTER think aboutdating ME her CLOSTED GAY DAD froggo an da crew

@luckysstar777 4 года назад

had me in the first half ngl

@graysonbrown605 4 года назад

top tier meme

@paisley4197 3 года назад

i had to read this like 5 times to understand what this meant tbh

@kyliem5812 3 года назад

I saw a bumper sticker w that one time and just about died

@Instinct0425 3 года назад

I don’t understand

@alex-fs9yt 3 года назад

Them: What's your zodiac sign? Me: ... Me: I'm a *charizard boi*

@idklol3390 3 года назад

yo bro i’m also a charizard! Charizard gang

@californium-2526 3 года назад

I'm a *Blastoise boi*

@Kilroy487 2 года назад

CHARIZARD GANG!!!

@readavi808 Год назад

I love how Kurtis waved when he said goodbye over the phone. And I would 100% buy a Kurtis Conner egg salad shirt if it dropped.

@womenlover900 Год назад

One time my dad sent me a picture of a shirt that said "you can't tell me what to do you're not my daughter" he never bought it but it was from Facebook so I thought I would share that here.

@hh-nz8kb 5 лет назад

Never underestimate a girl who was born in December, has scoliosis, and is annoying 🤟

@sofetchxx 5 лет назад

h h wow.... this was me before surgery 😂😂

@sarahdarrington2405 5 лет назад

same this is way too specific

@4dd1e88 5 лет назад

Never underestimate a girl born in July with scoliosis 😎😎

@idiotsandwich5848 5 лет назад

I’m straighter than my back with scoliosis 🤣

@bri6826 5 лет назад

I have scoliosis too but I was born in February

@moodylust5993 5 лет назад

the phone call between kurtis and kurtis is actually pretty wholesome,, huh

@Bingus_mcgee 5 лет назад

you mean the police

@parislondon163 5 лет назад

"i love you" "bye"

@thelisarahman Год назад

These are the shirts people wear to Disney (aside from the matching ones) that basically gives you a rundown of their personality (that you didn’t ask for) while you’re standing in line for Splash Mountain.