I finished Ghost of Tsushima and will now burn my PS5 

Relatable

Miro makes war crimes better

entenible tenga buen dia

To be honest if there was a choice not to kill ryo I wouldn't fight him

Next time it will be miro commits war crimes

F

If only he was hydrated enough

Rip Fabio. You were the greatest- you are now known as a legend: The Horse of Tsushima.

Only 2 hours?

Same

The fact that that this comment only has 24 likes is a true war crime

@@OblivionKnight76 26 likes

@@chasterbeef2998 30 likes

That joke caught me off guard goddammit

🏆 here you go.

ZAN CLAN!

Sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh

Words of great wisdom

Ah, the Zan Clan. Not many speak of their deeds. Legends says their members are still around, ready to shitpost and save those in need when the time comes…

At least he was getting the most of tsushima

The Cost of Tsushima.

Play of Tsushima

@@fruitxyikes260 I don't think you quite get how the joke works

@@leodesalis5915 the Roast of Tsushima

Leftists in a nutshell

- Sun Tzu

@@akaaka5798 - Capitol Insurrectionists be like

It's not terrorism it's just denying the enemy potential and future recruits.

@@akaaka5798 Obi Taka be like:

Don’t remember that one

@@astronomical3342 "you better fucking remember" - sun tzu

The Art of Tsushima

@astronomical3342 I do. It's right beside: "It's never a war crime the first time. Now shut up, and grab your war-crime stick."

@@nodeloliver6201and right above “nobody can witness if there’s nobody to witness”

Jin: "And he asked you to kill me." Zanny: "Wait hold on."

1 v 1😂

the shotgun

The "shogun" more like whichever Hojo was pulling the strings at the time XD

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Hell to the yes !

I will sign

true

If you strip away the story you get the harder decision: do you want white or red ghost armor

@@theonlyzanny And this is why I’m subscribed to you.

@@theonlyzanny I mean if you wanna have Jin do something in character he'd spare his uncle. But then that's basically saying he'd have to fight his Uncle for eternity. But if he kills him he's just conforming to the same honor system that nearly killed him at the start. Shit this is hard.

@@theonlyzanny I have an honest question, did you take enough Photos of Tsushima?

Damn i never went there but is seems awful

@@theocosta7135 It was a fricking joke wasn't it obvious?

@@shydreameress264 probably was, sorry I'm stupid

@@shydreameress264 As a Brazilian myself, yes, it is awful -Please help me-

@@andreiriboli We are sending a rescue team to collect you. Stay strong.

Dude i see you everywhere. Why?

@@x-x-X-B.r.o.o.m.L.o.r.d-X-x-x but most importantly: How?

@@CT-CTCheckmate "Welcome to TOP 10 questions even GOD can't answer"

Fabio Isekai

Fabio 2 electric bogalo

100th like pog

ah yes the dead meme of tsushima

Correction best stuff

allahu akbar

Hes almost at 500 videos

@Yousef mostafa yes them too

Said everyone ever

Eu ainda não entendo esse meme mas tudo bem, o importante é sentir

Ninguém quer vir pro Brasil

@@masterreii aahh, to ligado É foda acordar brasileiro

@@abelneto5762 kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Kkkkkkkk

"So you better get your guns out."

@@RetroRadianceLight Is that an ERB reference?

@@ahmetbal5973 yes

"It's not a war crime the first time. Now watch me violate the Geneva convention." -Tsun Tzu, Art of War

Anton chigurh loadshis shotgun aggressively

Harvey Dent, can we trust him?

Michael Scarn has left the chat

@@UniverseGd *looks around* "There's nowhere to go in here"

Also Zanny: *proceeds to lose 20 times before defeating him*

A man of culture

I think that enemy got the point

The vehicle part is next!

someone wants forgiveness I guess

What's the meme with Brazil?

@@8Vwb5PiYj4L piada histórica, chegada dos japoneses aqui. Imigração.

Minas gerais

🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

Pra ser sincero acho que esse cara mora no Brasil. Vc viu a casa dele?

I couldn't describe it better

Not to ruin the joke, but teachers are right to do that. Getting a right answer with a wrong method is just a coincidence, it will not work every time. It will not work most of the time

@@steelbear2063 not wrong method as in incorrect method but wrong method as in different method to what the teacher used

Zanny, hearing this from his uncle: It’s called STEALTH, you f*cking idiot. I’m the SWAN of Tsushima, (Evening Swan) what do you expect!?

@@steelbear2063 Teachers get mad when they see you use a different method instead of their own “right” method. Even tho the method you’re using is still correct and will never result in a wrong answer. The special thing about Math is, you can do a bunch of turns and twists with any methods you use AS LONG AS YOU DON’T VIOLATE ANY MATHEMATICAL RULE.

I can't taka this anymore got me 😂😂😂😂

137 likes and no comments? Lemme change that

This comment deserves more likes

Anakin don’t you have childhoods-to end

For once u have the high ground

Can I just ask, how long have you been doing this, and please keep it up.

zanny with context: “achievement unlocked, war crimes”

I killed him, that’s how all samurai stories go. Absolute tragedy that only a hero could bare.

Personnaly my reasoning for sparring him was more practical : for all his faults, Shimura was still Tsushima's jito, if he dies the island and the it's war effort against the mongols loses it's leadership, and the last thing Tsushima needs is a power vacum. Besides, Shimura did a lot of things wrong but nothing that warrant being executed.

While I agree with sparing his uncle, I also have to point out how kinda screwed he is because if he goes to the shogun and says “heeeey, so about that ghost” he would end up becoming disgraced and most likely stripped of his reputation, samurai clan, and other punishments since him living could be seen as dishonorable. Unfortunately, the choice to spare him or kill him is actually more difficult to make due to the harsh conditions of the samurai.

@@S0dapop583 I killed him simply because it was the right thing to do for his family. Throughout the story, Jin breaks his code of honor not just for the sake of rebelling against the culture of Bushido, but because it is the practical thing to do. Why risk lives playing into the Khan's hands when using stealth catches the enemy by surprise? How much worse of a death is it being poisoned vs. bleeding out and choking on your own blood? The final choice of Kill vs. Spare can only be viewed in the concept of Shimura's honor, not Jins. One way or another, Shimura is dying - either by Jin, or by Shogun mandated seppuku. This is because Shimura (unlike Jin) IS bound by the code of honor, being the island's Jito (and fanatically believing in Bushido). To spare Shimura is a fine choice to make: it does fit Jin's character, as he chooses not to kill his Uncle. It is undoubtedly dishonorable for Jin, and even more for Shimura, as he did not die a warrior's death. But valuing Shimura's life over honor is totally fitting for the character. However, the choice to kill Shimura can still be made from the context that Jin makes the choice out of love for his Uncle's last wish. Who knows if Shimura would hunt him down again anyways (like Zuko from avatar). What would Shimura's life even be like after being spared? Presumably one of anguish, regret, and shame. Like with Lady Masako, Shimura would have to live knowing his clan too would be disbanded, and all his life's work taken over by someone else. The greater question to ask is what impact the choice makes on the perceptions of believers in the Ghost: does the kill option make people believe the Ghost is firmly against the samurai, or simply a bloodthirsty monster (for killing his own family). Or does it align the Ghost more with the samurai code (as he followed an honorable act). Similarly, one has to wonder if sparing Shimura leads to the Ghost's perception as a merciful entity, who values life over honor. While others can see the Ghost, as indeed, a dishonorable agent of chaos, opposed to order by the very nature of being against honor. Either choice works, but its also not black and white. I'd like to think about this more.

The Roast of Tsushima right there

*Anakin will remember that*

amazing!

That truly made my day

7:26 he also made a Joel Haver reference

truly an ambitious crossover

When?

Because Stone stance is the best of all.

So much agreed

Fuck yeah!

i'd buy

Lol

And thus Kaka was born...

Ai é foda...

@@m4rqu130 é foda

@@samuelsucupiragolgher9980 é foda

Fabio is highly more honourable

That is the way

Fabio to everyone else: you simply have less value

But what if it could be Gouda

-Sun tzu

I have killed his father admiral catpiss

Well hello Mr Research

Wonder if he is aware of his natural talent in the ways of lightsaber combat.

Gundam Gaming Hello there

Hawk bat soup? We got another strain bois

“Nnneeeeerrrdddddddddd!!!!!!!” -Piccolo

@Anibogi Skynobi So unzannylized

The stolen joke of Tsushima

Zanny already said this it is a stolen joke

The joke of Tsushima

Lmao really?

Yeah I will never forget that they made us decide whether or not Sly Cooper pushes his wheelchair-bound friend Bentley into heavy traffic

I don’t particularly remember Sly killing anyone

@@cptntrash1387 ah so you played through to the Honorable Thief ending

@@namelessyoutuber1902 I thought sparing made more sense to show his uncle his ways were dumb and it’s a big middle finger to the samurai code

@@monkeyboy3866 Exactly my ideals that's what I did

That's why it's out of character. If he was still a Samurai he would follow his uncle wish and kill him, but he left all that behind to save Tsushima.

He meant it would be out of character for Jin to give his uncle an honorable death, since he gave up on honor and stuff

@@kennyxie1879 I know but it’s a joke

It makes sense to spare him. The enemy has already done worse things than poison sabotage. The leaders are fools not to match their resolve, so their "honor" is not called for.

Khan: Who the HELL is FABIO?!

Ok basically the first horse in a video game that zanny got was in assassin's creed odyssey and in that ur horses name is fabio so from then on whenever he has a horse in a video game it's name is fabio

@@wolf-xf6hf He was phrasing Khan wondering who Fabio was, not himself

Khan: I don't even know who that is! Jin: You will...

​@@wolf-xf6hfThe horse in AC Odyssey is called Phobos, not Fabio.

Honestly I was to

@Prowler Exactly.

Horse dying?! Hold up right there mister we're talking about Fabio. Or as he goes by his full name Fabio/10

The game didn’t end, he’s still debating wether or not to kill his uncle.

I rather feel sad to the horse that carried me throughout parts of the game rather than the death/betrayal of the boomer uncle going “honour this, honour that”

In any game that allows customization he is the legendary fashion maker

@@hartley7988 allways

Do not question the fashanable one .😔 🤛 🥋 🤜

Always has been

fabio is whatever you want it to be

Fabio is whatever the world requires him to be

thats like, a lot over 10.

Yes it means perfect

Yes

Nope he should do Knack 2 it's much better

@@n124ajdx dunkey wld be happy

He'll probably do spider man first, but I think he already said he would play god of war.

@@jackcaldwell8748 good sir, I am from the future. He is indeed doing Spider-Man. Who are you, who possesses such prowess in the art of clairvoyance?

Same

Don’t forget horizon zero dawn

Hell yes

@Toe Bender that would be awesome

@Anibogi Skynobi when it releases yeah

No he's living in north korea

@@copperstone4078 lol

There's actually a take about infections In the game

And then the uncle will just look at Zanny like: 😐 😑

Aye, tis a quite sad moment indeed, a moment of silence and a round fer a fallen matey! 🏴‍☠️ 🍻 🏴‍☠️

Fabio has survived all kinds of crap from cliffs to drowning.... Its finally time for him to rest

@@MenaceMeister youre a sad human being lol

@@Ian-if5uc Ye be soundin’ like yer projectin’ lad, perhaps ye need some time off the internet a while, I’m a very jolly matey, it seems that ye be the one actin’ sad around these waters. 🏴‍☠️ 🏴‍☠️

Actually hurt my desire to play this beautiful game a little RIP

I feel you

Now that a riveting tale

@Anibogi Skynobi Like flour with extra spice

Now that is a certified gamer moment

Lol

Lol