The new Hitman game is just pure nonsense

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@punisheddogo2527 3 года назад

8:46 more like a true businesspan

@yoursexualizedgrandparents6929 3 года назад

Punished Dogo, more like needs more punishment.

@ymguanake 3 года назад

Panishment*

@lmg6831 3 года назад

I believe its businessman

@magnimagnet8670 3 года назад

@@lmg6831 either someone got wooshed or is tryna fake a woosh

@liar2k5 3 года назад

@@lmg6831 bruh

@TheEmc2000 3 года назад

“Cause of death?” “Frying pan. Then chicken. Then banana.” “Wow.” “Then he was shot in the face.”

@rabidredpanda2888 3 года назад

@Just a random femboy yes

@nickefstathiou1022 3 года назад

@Just a random femboy more like bore ragnarok

@gabrielxoo 3 года назад

@Just a random femboy "give my fish and my clown suit.... And I'm ready to go"

@badreedinedjellali1328 3 года назад

some say zanny killed 5 targets with grenade then the grenade exploded

@sergeantspam51 3 года назад

"then he was hit with muffin"

@bullymaguire745 3 года назад

Me: The evening swan retu... Zanny: meet the black PANther

@jango4289 3 года назад

yes

@nate1511 3 года назад

The showdown of the century: The Evening Swan vs Hitpan

@Kotai-Matrix69 3 года назад

Better than endgame

@comradekenobi6908 3 года назад

6:56

@kilianuwe8731 3 года назад

oh nu the feels

@tangerine9889 3 года назад

“This is Gordon Ramsay disposing of mediocre cooks”😂😂😂

@eqWillibrium 2 года назад

Both on regular “Hell’s Kitchen” and whatever the child cook version is called.

@Captain_-cn4ml 2 года назад

@The Devil Zanny missed the chance of saying Chef Bezos.

@Tyleya Год назад

WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE! 😂😂😂😂

@thatnewpodcast6130 3 года назад

"I can poison the fast food!" "Kinda redundant, but ok" *GOOD JOKE*

@lazyDudesGaming 2 года назад

I only just now noticed! It is, in fact, a great joke.

@ethansmith6507 2 года назад

When does the podcast start?

@thatnewpodcast6130 2 года назад

Soon™.

@ethansmith6507 2 года назад

@@thatnewpodcast6130 well you got a new sub from me anyway I look forward to it

@franticpotatoes4432 3 года назад

“I suck at the new hitman game so you won’t have too” Not to worry Zanny, I still suck

@cyberjackson9645 3 года назад

Lmao

@spongemanicecone2548 3 года назад

He changed the title of the video, lol.

@franticpotatoes4432 3 года назад

@@spongemanicecone2548 Aw, well I still suck

@Acc-nt5dp 3 года назад

He sucked for you so you won't have to suck but when he saw your comment he said "if this guy still sucks why am i still sucking? Omg i am sucking for no reason." Then he changed the title. In short you suck and i suck for writing this dumbass comment.

@AssFace. 3 года назад

@@franticpotatoes4432 we*

@skylo4509 3 года назад

Not just the hitman but the hitwoman and the hitchildren

@Robopup325 3 года назад

They're like animals! And I hit them like animals! I HATE THEM

@BJovanovic1987 3 года назад

Hitchild*

@spude850 3 года назад

@@BJovanovic1987 it sounds stupid if its "hitchild" do you not know the reference

@BJovanovic1987 3 года назад

@@spude850 I know it's an Ep 2 reference, yes.

@ZER-cr4dm 3 года назад

Racist, did you just assume a hitowman? Oh man you are getting cancelled, lemme steal a nike store too

@fredoking4481 3 года назад

Hitman: a serious game about assassinations and death. Zanny: frying pan goes bang.

@avishai361 3 года назад

The evening swan cannot be stopped

@nrcwarface544 3 года назад

you mean bonk

@fredoking4481 3 года назад

@@nrcwarface544 nahhh it's bang

@terrylandess6072 3 года назад

Panhandling? I guess assassin pay has suffered.

@imperium3556 3 года назад

_Flashback to dressing up as Big Bird in Hitman Blood Money_ Nah, Hitman isn't a serious game lol

@kasparisdead 3 года назад

"Agent, are you still there?" "Nah he's everywhere." XD

@adreanquevedo3351 3 года назад

"I forgot this game had a story." is basically my experience playing all the new hitman games. I'll screw around, complete a mission, and then, boom, story is thrown at me and I'm like "oh yeah, that's a thing."

@OinglorBoinglor 3 года назад

I was really pleasantly surprised by 3's story, personally. But yeah, most people don't pay attention to the lore.

@EduardoGBayod 3 года назад

@@OinglorBoinglor To be fair we're here to creatively murder people not for another conspiracy thriller

@guapdaddy7338 3 года назад

I forgot it had a story until I read this comment, and Zanny said it like 9 seconds ago

@justanotherblackwhitemicke7817 2 года назад

@@OinglorBoinglor Honestly the lore INSIDE a level is way more interesting. Thats why I love maps like Mendoza or New York because it has really compelling targets

@donjaun8435 2 года назад

@@OinglorBoinglor Thats because the Hitmans exposition is awful now

@sparinglysalted4951 3 года назад

“What does this button do?” *Launches a million-dollar ballistic missile at an innocent, unsuspecting Norwegian children’s library.* “Oops.”

@kendi5391 3 года назад

Younglings are expandable.

@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial 3 года назад

don't you mean "perfect" ?

@kendi5391 3 года назад

@@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial That's a perfect shot for sure.

@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial 3 года назад

@@kendi5391 indeed

@chainsawboy2388 3 года назад

@@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial perfect experiment indeed

@IrvInTheGym 3 года назад

2:46 💀💀💀 “Where’s the lamb sauceee”

@LinaSaha-hf9nz 3 года назад

7:44" When that beat drops, so will you" 😂🤣

@inferno890 3 года назад

“Once a evening swan always an evening swan”-Sun Tzu

@ShukaHusk 3 года назад

*Tzu

@ovalrock5527 3 года назад

*An

@Punched_Kuze 3 года назад

“I am very disappointed by this” -Sun Tzu

@ShukaHusk 3 года назад

@@Punched_Kuze Lol

@siegwardofcatarina100 3 года назад

"This is very true" -Sun Tzu

@17matt95 3 года назад

“Where is the LAMB SAUCE?!” *hits the guy with the frying pan* “WELL?!”

@witherslayer67 3 года назад

I died laughing when I saw that

@AbsoluteAzure 3 года назад

That shit had me rollin 😂

@revivrevalchn3503 3 года назад

More like "FLYING PAN"

@17matt95 3 года назад

@@revivrevalchn3503 I both love you and fucking hate you

@Akashathesilentassassin 3 года назад

@@17matt95 r/angryupvote

@BespinGuard1 3 года назад

0:13 not to mention this guy has a literal barcode on the back of his bald head he should be easily identified by everyone

@bullymaguire745 3 года назад

Wonder what happens when you scan it

@Nadie47 3 года назад

No one knows about 47 though. For all they know it could just be a personal tattoo.

@bullymaguire745 3 года назад

Maybe it would be 50% off on hit pans new steak

@user-bp5gx5rw9z 3 года назад

@@bullymaguire745 in the lore hitman has a barcode because it’s like a keycard to identify him in the cloning facility but in the game hitman blood money if you scan his barcode it brings you to a page on Amazon “6inch double dildo super fun adult toy colour pink”

@deathgorilla782 2 года назад

@@user-bp5gx5rw9z Nice

@dranflame_1236 3 года назад

Zanny: Throws literally everything under the sun at a man Also Zanny: Smoothly done Agent 47

@BrandonW9 3 года назад

I love how he skipped over a murder mystery and then went "this level sucked."

@wafflescripter9051 3 года назад

Murder mystery doesn’t matter if you outdo the murderer by murdering 40 other people

@gameloser2893 3 года назад

@@wafflescripter9051 then its no mystery who the murderer is

@myr7663 3 года назад

@@wafflescripter9051 there’s no murder if no one sees it

@DeimosA_ 3 года назад

I was half way away from solving it my first playthrough and then the lady walked under a chandelier and I couldn't resist.

@llv7412 3 года назад

POGGERS

@teejalicious1316 3 года назад

Zanny: Skips the entire murder mystery level Also Zanny: “This mission was pretty lame”

@wafflescripter9051 3 года назад

When you’re a serial-killing hitman, murder mysteries are weak sauce

@offscreen6578 3 года назад

@@wafflescripter9051 When you're a serial-killing hitman, you MAKE murder mysteries.

@wafflescripter9051 3 года назад

@@offscreen6578 or you just run through the front door shooting everything

@jango4289 3 года назад

yes

@arjunsatish920 3 года назад

@@wafflescripter9051 When you're a serial-killing hitman, there is no mystery, only murder.

@animeslayer6348 8 месяцев назад

3:41 "I have become death The destroyer of worlds" Damn zanny knew about openheimer even before the movie D:

@rtixboi4193 7 месяцев назад

You know Oppenheimer was a real person, right?

@user-ft2zc5or9d 7 месяцев назад

Bruh that quote has been a thing for 60 years... are u fcking stupid?

@animeslayer6348 6 месяцев назад

@@rtixboi4193 yea i know but not everyone knows oppenheimer Most people came to know about oppenheimer after the movie So i was just suprised zanny knew about him

@mkaterr 3 года назад

"He has muffin to say" i completely lost it when i heard that lmfao

@tropicsumo3558 3 года назад

"WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE" he said killing a man by throwing a frying pan at mach 5

@AET_Gaming 3 года назад

😂😂

@raflibudiman1676 3 года назад

Calmly

@vixiestarfire 3 года назад

This would be a great animation 😂

@bob7598 3 года назад

now search the body

@ashutoshsethi6150 2 года назад

Canon

@Charlie-cd2nk 3 года назад

“And this is hitwoman” Twitter: So you have chosen, death

@Yougotcaged102 3 года назад

Don't worry Zanny, I'll save you with my *_Gender Equity Beam_*

@LavaCreeperPeople 3 года назад

twitter itself, its company, and it's fandom is garbage. it's so crap even pewds and i left it better just leave if you dont wanna lose brain cells

@greentaigo2552 3 года назад

@@LavaCreeperPeople who gives a shit about Pewdiepie's opinions lmao

@LavaCreeperPeople 3 года назад

@@greentaigo2552 many people also it's not just him who thinks this lol

@greentaigo2552 3 года назад

@@LavaCreeperPeople i am aware, I don't like Twitter, but I really couldn't give two shits what Pewdiepie thinks about it

@allisterreilly2291 3 года назад

2:00 the best gordon ramsay impression ever I died laughing so hard.

@jamesthejoker7415 3 года назад

Gordon Ramsey just called, He’s very proud.

@alexhicks6207 3 года назад

No actual Gordon Ramsey would beat him to death with a leg of lamb for the accent

@brocoo 3 года назад

“This level was so boring” Plays it like a gears of war game, and doesn’t solve the mystery

@matthew_jones 3 года назад

I tried to do it but the butler didnt give me the information so I killed the women and took the case file

@XmasTree 3 года назад

@@matthew_jones the butler isn't supposed to give you the information, you're supposed to find it lol

@belcher4370 3 года назад

The murder mystery is not that hard

@matthew_jones 3 года назад

@@XmasTree no i wasnt able to tell him the time of death was 10

@MorbidGames666 3 года назад

Pretty sure thats because he got bored by the first mission. Its the games fault.

@Yagashiwow 3 года назад

"What does this button do?" _Drags the entire server out of the rack._

@onetimebear5681 3 года назад

6:05 _"not really sure what to do or where to go next _*_BUT_*_ I have found some cocaine so things are going pretty well."_ You pretty much described my teenage years...

@adnancharif9296 3 года назад

"There is only one Evening Swan, and he's staying alive." -Evening Swan, right before immediate death

@night_swan 3 года назад

I'm inclined to disagree.

@guts5101 3 года назад

Me when there’s no Kirin or Miro commercial break “this is outrageous, it’s unfair!”

@cyrusheim8557 3 года назад

At least we got a puppy in a t-shirt

@darkmacintosh 3 года назад

4:39 “Don’t ask” Lmao

@Illuminat-ve5ue 2 года назад

I love how zanny does the best mission with the best storyline(imo) in a brutal manner discovering nothing about the mission

@kieranneato3277 3 года назад

‘Is this Scott Sterling?’ THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEN- oh...nope, he died. Can’t be him

@robertspreine5770 10 месяцев назад

I was looking for this comment

@charlamagne1233 3 года назад

Zanny: What does this button do? Shuts down the whole damn system

@redwolfvirus4830 3 года назад

The man channeling his inner Rapunzel with those savvy frying pan headshots.

@alphabeast1772 3 года назад

zanys videos are so rewatchable its insane, ive watched this 4 times just to hear, "THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE"

@liammccabe793 3 года назад

The evening swan is a man of many faces Gordan Ramsay The cheddar knight And a dj

@elijahdavis5128 3 года назад

Next title should be “ Johnny Sins kills again”

@garrettfritzlen 3 года назад

Why is ur logo a cross?

@elijahdavis5128 3 года назад

What’s wrong with my logo being a cross?

@kiwisontoast 3 года назад

@@elijahdavis5128 “hurr durr religion bad”

@elijahdavis5128 3 года назад

@@kiwisontoast I would like to hear your reasoning behind that. From every standpoint religion is the thing that drives all societal desires and is what most countries were founded on

@Green_Meanie1159 3 года назад

@@elijahdavis5128 I'm fairly certain that he was making fun of the other guy.

@flymasterkyle1277 Год назад

I want more Hitman, Zanny. It’s been two years since a video on this game, and this is one of my favourite videos you’ve ever uploaded.

@NeptuniumNecromancy 3 года назад

6:22 Killer Queen has already touched the floor

@evanbassham9162 3 года назад

How did you become such a great chef Zanny: The secret ingredient is crime

@Eve.n.flow1 3 года назад

“I suck at the new hitman game so you don’t have to” Too late zanny, too late

@Haeasuy 3 года назад

Oof

@shubhamgarg23791 6 месяцев назад

"I am become death destroyer of worlds" TWO years before Oppenheimer!! Zanny is a time traveller!!

@GRANDDRAGON-xk3fo 3 года назад

I love the refrence to Gus Johnson "Just a TOUCH!"

@dantefromdevilmaycry9857 3 года назад

"There can only be one Swan!" Me: Are we just gonna ignore the Black PANther?

@night_swan 3 года назад

Are we just going to ignore ME?

@coolercolderbear 3 года назад

@@night_swan Yes, feel very ignored.

@thess7156 3 года назад

@@coolercolderbear well, your doing a lousy job ignoring them

@maryangel6183 3 года назад

More like the evening span .

@cameronmueller907 3 года назад

"Is this Scott Sterling?" "THE MAN" "THE MYTH" *in unison* "THE LEEEEGGGEEEEND... SCOTT!!!! STERLING!!!!”

@aiseanaivalu2143 3 года назад

SCOTT STERLING!!!!

@sterlingburton5107 3 года назад

"1 IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER!" "2 TICKETS TO PARADISE!" "3 TIMES A LADY!" *in unison* "44444444444 EVERRRRRRRR YEEEAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!" 69 likes, not gonna touch it, sorry.

@calthekonqueror312 3 года назад

I nearly died cause I wasn't expecting a reference like that.

@samuelispoggers_ontiktok5207 3 года назад

“What’s he doing now? Oh he’s crawling from the goal and ..oh my GOD THAT WAS AN AMAZING IDEA!!”

@3vrLol 2 года назад

I wanna live in a bunker, MADE FROM THAT MAN'S FACE!

@benduckett1797 3 года назад

Zanny was really on point this video! I can see a real improvement in his video's quality since he began! Great work and keep it going, I love you man

@savory7198 3 года назад

"ITS FOOKING RAW" as he takes the chicken leg while it's cooking

@project.chastity 3 года назад

Me in school, contemplating if I have time to watch the Zanman “Yeah, I’ve got time”

@darkslash644 3 года назад

Radio: Germaine? Are you still there? Zanny: Nah, he’s everywhere

@jermainejay5479 3 года назад

It's actually Tremaine tbh if you listen carefully

@lifefruit9917 3 года назад

“I forgot this game had a story”

@johnfreepunk6664 2 года назад

2:07 but… WHERE’S THE LAMB SAUCE! If he were any other chef I wouldn’t have made this joke.

@thedyingandroid2480 3 года назад

Zanny: “Say your goodbyes, go on.” Daughter of target: “Goodbye dad.” Zanny: “Alright.” *hits target with pan* Me: 😂 “She basically sentenced him to death.”

@andrewvazzana383 3 года назад

That Scott Stealing reference caught me off gaurd

@francescofioroni70 3 года назад

"Nobody will notice, if there's nobody to notice" Sun Zoo

@RedSpicyKiwi 3 года назад

😂 "Sun Tzu"

@matthias8161 3 года назад

@@RedSpicyKiwi r/whooosh

@loewenstern2795 3 года назад

6:34 return of the evening swan

@lazarossilvio2509 3 года назад

I think I saw a ps5 box during the merch plug at 7:09

@tarkhantarkus Год назад

TRAITOR!

@rebouteguilliman 3 года назад

"And this is hit woman" Guess she's the punchline

@wurshraggwurshington2284 3 года назад

Wait. This scenario would mean Zanny was playing as a Mighty Morphin Power Stranger.

@jackvail1680 3 года назад

Equal rights, equal lefts

@xFirtewx 3 года назад

Hey Bobby G , how Yvraine going?

@rebouteguilliman 3 года назад

@@xFirtewx Splendid my friend.

@lukewiegand9001 3 года назад

This is honestly one of the funniest gaming vids I've seen in years. Props

@ItsVenti 3 года назад

The ad profundis shirt is amazing I might actually buy youtuber merch for once Gg Zanny, it was a very good marketing decision making them funny channel memes and not just a logo ***coughs dream***

@liamjones4168 Год назад

Recently found your account and it’s now my favorite content been watching all your videos you’re hilarious keep it up

@The_True_Mx_Pink 3 года назад

Zanny: Goes for unique kills Me: Still committing warcrimes three games in

@oskarileppanen1154 3 года назад

"Say your goodbyes" "Bye Dad" "Alrighty then" *yeets the pan

@shadow_legend7696 3 года назад

I just noticed when zanny is trying to take away the shirt from miro the Ps5 he bought is sitting right next to him.

@jamesthejoker7415 3 года назад

Zanny’s English accent sounds more like a dyslexic Welsh person rather than Gordon Ramsey.

@willtulloch9588 3 года назад

zanny whenever he kills someone with the pan: “Another happy panning”

@1tzd1zzy59 3 года назад

Me: The Evening swan retu- Zanny: The hit pan

@eqWillibrium 2 года назад

Zanny: “I have to play the role of a rich businessman” Also Zanny: “GeT oUt Of My FaCe, PEASANT!” This is why I love this fuckin guy. Keep up the good shit, man.

@Hepheat75 7 месяцев назад

I love it when Zanny uploads

@marcofioretti6908 3 года назад

Agent 47, other aliases: the evening swan, discount Gordon Ramsay, “Shef”, DJ Zanny

@maximedelice6691 3 года назад

The Cheddar Knight

@marcofioretti6908 3 года назад

@@maximedelice6691 I wanted to write it but I didn’t fit with the video

@dragonknight1560 3 года назад

"I'm going now" Mutters "To the afterlife" "Bye my dear!" "Say your goodbyes" Tosses a frying pan upon his head. Thank you Zanny, this was perfect.

@Babett07 9 месяцев назад

3:40 Zanny was soooo ahead of his time with this one

@rtixboi4193 7 месяцев назад

That quote was the shit 70 years ago

@MTNDx 3 года назад

The, "Where is the lamb sauce!?" Killed me.

@peterthenoob2416 3 года назад

"Agent Swan, coming in." Me: "The Evening Swan has returned. And he's looking for revenge."

@grimoplaywakfupcgame6622 3 года назад

08:17 this DJ killing man!

@the_one_03 Год назад

its 12:30 and my dad is sleeping next to me, while im dying of laughter. Much love man

@a-10warthog72 3 года назад

Gotta say that's the most underrated Gaming Channel I have ever seen on RU-vid. Discovered that last week and can't stop watching it, lol

@OhWillyHost 3 года назад

Literally wearing my evening swan hoodie while watching this

@tubulartortoise2557 3 года назад

“The way that is the way is not the ordinary way.” -Confucious

@talphazero1036 3 года назад

This is golden!

@zackvessels824 Год назад

Your videos are too funny man. Your commentary is actual GOLD😂

@rcsantistevan5701 3 года назад

"Can everyone STOP quoting me!??" -Sun Zu

@Darth_Box 3 года назад

I made this “you don’t have to” comment so you don’t have to.

@gouravk5004 3 года назад

He changed the name

@bradywinterblade1342 3 года назад

I made this you don’t have to comment on the you don’t have to comment so you don’t have to

@Femboy_Lover 3 года назад

2:21 I like how the toilet didn't like him so it assisted in killing him by raising the water level.

@bspitler0 2 года назад

This is one of the most underrated zanny videos...the amount of jokes you managed to add...

@djsplatterchannel7222 9 месяцев назад

Zanny the movie: just twelve hours of puns

@LinaSaha-hf9nz 3 года назад

"To bring death upon thy enemies, thou shalt becometh Death thouself"-Sun Zoo,The Art of War

@idrahajedan6515 3 года назад

“I’m Jeff Bezos” Don’t insult 47 like that

@elcerdo9687 3 года назад

I love how Mira is sorta confused when they wear the shirt but is just happy to be there (also Mira in a shirt looks so cute)

@tristanhartman356 7 месяцев назад

i love how calm agent 47 looks while doing literally anything

@sneaky1361 3 года назад

The Evening Swan is now bald

@jonathonrodriguezthomas6457 3 года назад

He's not bald, his hair just has that much stealth

@notacat600 3 года назад

Magic Is Heresy

@lothianedwards7816 Год назад

That ‘smoking kills’ line was actually so badass

@mercury3512 3 года назад

"It is a proven fact that generosity makes you a happier person" - Sun Tzu

@JaysJinxed 3 года назад

“I suck at hit man so you dont have too” into “This just pure non sense.”

@Febrezeaire 3 года назад

2:44 “Where is the LAMB.SAUCE.” I will never unsee this

@sonalidutt7704 3 года назад

"Well, my gun has a silencer, so it's still *stealth* "

@captainrunngun1181 3 года назад

7:28, so you could say that party ended with a "bang" 😂

@psycommu36 3 года назад

Zanny when he realizes that there are references in games: 😀🔫

@friedkimchi1650 3 года назад

3:36 inaccurate Gordon would never apologize

@KaseyCryptid 3 года назад

Dang, I heard this guy's cooking skills are Killer.

@bagablana Год назад

6:26 Tremaine, are you still there? zanny: nah, he's everywhere 😂