I Googled Myself And Hated What I Found

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Комментарии : 14 тыс.

@veloc.raptor9136 4 года назад

"pretty young woman simply identified as Laura" From now on this is how I introduce myself to people.

@batvaleska 3 года назад

pretty young dinosaur, simply identified as Velo C. Raptor

@arukaru2434 3 года назад

batvaleska I feel like that’s how he/she is going to be introduced on a dinosaur documentary on animal planet

@alyssax6013 3 года назад

I'm an ugly young girl named Marlee

@christalcavanaugh 3 года назад

I like that there’s not a comma so she’s pretty young not pretty and young

@inkstain3562 3 года назад

Don't be silly, you're a pretty young dinosaur named Velo C. Raptor

@saracarr3382 4 года назад

I'm impressed that you went through and debunked all that information and still managed to tell us absolutely nothing about you.

@MeIsKate 3 года назад

at least he told us his chest and waist measurements

@fancydood5292 3 года назад

And the length of his arm

@royalblanket 2 года назад

@@MeIsKate Good to know if I ever need to buy Danny a dress, i suppose

@kalistadunham3276 2 года назад

@@royalblanket ya never know

@No.1RatedSalesman 2 года назад

He said his birthday

@wolfiiu 3 года назад

The only things Danny confirmed/denied in this video: - he was not born in Illinois, Georgia - his net worth is somewhere between $500 and $5 million - he did not write dentro de mi - his body measurements - he does not live in Atlanta, Georgia with his beautiful wife

@urrakarodriguez803 2 года назад

His beautiful wife, Whose government ID says only ‘Laura’

@honeybunch29 2 года назад

he is unmarried tho, its just his wifes name is laura

@Ash-cd5sj Год назад

His first name is Daniel, I forget his middle name but I think it’s James or smth

@F0RLORN Год назад

So, who does he live with in Atlanta?

@raine6621 Год назад

@@F0RLORN the nutcracker

@almondcatlady1342 3 года назад

“There’s a picture and garbage” **sad nutcracker noises**

@foooooooooooooooooooooooooooox 3 года назад

Lol

@semelinapitrone8688 3 года назад

This needs more likes.

@Stella-nl9jv 3 года назад

The nutcracker doesn't count as a decoration, he's a living organism

@KimdraStBiryukova 3 года назад

It was pretty rude to say, honestly. Especially considering the nutcracker is A REAL BOY!!!

@human0nfire 3 года назад

I liked and unliked because 666 likes I can't ruin that

@pinkpanther6196 4 года назад

Arms: 14 inches Ethnicity: could be anything really

@Hadahuda 4 года назад

Reagan Laughlin LMAO FOR U I SAY LMAO FOR UUUUU I SAY LMAOOOOK FOR UUU

@rhilxn.2037 4 года назад

@@Hadahuda o.o

@frugity9559 4 года назад

@@rhilxn.2037 .o.

@alonelychannel1846 4 года назад

I say African American

@alias4795 4 года назад

@@Hadahuda :0

@tsukiko2027 5 лет назад

"I don't reveal much about myself" *Continues to give body measurements*

@alysspotato3615 4 года назад

Im sorry to have ruined ur awesome number of 69 likes

@truelygreg 4 года назад

I feel sorry for you because you only have one reply so I'm going to give you one more

@catherineschuyler4532 4 года назад

I’ll give you one too

@cm09888 4 года назад

I will as well

@liz8986 4 года назад

Your 6th reply now

@moldyfish1007 3 года назад

I love how he never corrects any of the assumptions he’s never like “oh actually that’s not true” he just kind of makes fun of it in a funny voice

@jeniferjoseph9200 2 года назад

That’s what sarcasm is

@Gwenwilliams0409 3 года назад

imagine your a kid reading harry potter and he is getting ready to fight voldemort and they all trained and you read an entire book and at the end harry got too scared and the book just ended the sharer family: interesting...

@Diino... 3 года назад

lolz

@certified_pinapple_cookie6044 4 года назад

Danny: I didn't know I was a musicain!" Also Danny: *wrote 31 songs*

@nojustno4209 4 года назад

*I’m gonna kill Santa Klaus*

@SilviaFingerotter 4 года назад

I don’t think he had started to take the music component of his videos as seriously as he does now when this video came out.

@grilledcheese5000 4 года назад

Especially "Dentro de Mi", a fan favorite

@LavroseRovender 3 года назад

No? Just, no? Yes

@grilledcheese5000 3 года назад

@BAntony Wait did you mean to tag me in all three?

@katatsumuri-san9588 4 года назад

Danny: "It's my nose, isn't it?" Well, having a nose is more attractive feature than not having it. Voldemort has proofs

@erenyeager-jr2ch 4 года назад

Sydney Pretender Voldemort is BEAUTIFUL what do you MEAN??!

@kennedylarson2563 4 года назад

You’re not supposed to say his name!

@cadychaos 4 года назад

The first time I saw You-know-who I freaking thought my books were possessed

@no-bc4jl 4 года назад

Got your nose! Wait what the heck?

@rachelleredd8803 4 года назад

Kennedy Larson VOLDEMORT, VOLDEMORT, VOLDY, VOLDY VOLDY VOLDEMORT!

@Jabadamazo 3 года назад

14" around the arm, Danny, not the total length XD. Which is an ABSURDLY thick arm.

@mayapapaya1915 2 года назад

no wonder they kept calling him hunky, they thought his arms were 14 inches

@Jabadamazo 2 года назад

@@greengamecubes Insightful, thank you.

@lred1383 2 года назад

It's not though. Arm measurements are taken around the bicep peak, unflexed. The average is 13.5 inches, so 14 is only a little bigger than a guy like Danny, who's on the skinnier side of average. It's just the normal size for a guy who does light workouts consistently

@Jabadamazo 2 года назад

@@lred1383 is it really? Huh. I will admit I was just guessing because that seems insanely high.

@Welch007 3 года назад

THE WAY HE MEASURED HIS ARM 💀💀AAHAHAHA

@Invictus___me 3 года назад

IKR

@CatBarefield 2 года назад

And everything else!!!!!

@H3LL0K1TTYACID 5 лет назад

Laura: I thought we were married! Danny: We are married! Laura: Then what's this! Marital Status: Not married Wife: Laura

@hassanm4156 5 лет назад

😂 lol

@howdypardner6278 5 лет назад

The fromatting of this makes it seem as though the marital status spoke to them directly and his wife (not Laura) just saod " L a U r A "

@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 5 лет назад

I too, was confused.

@oncerand_directioner 5 лет назад

😂

@softslippers899 5 лет назад

Laura: who’s this Laura girl then

@d1sasteroid 6 лет назад

this is so sad alexa play Dentro De Mi

@jessicajanosky5483 5 лет назад

This is so sad carter play the cluckbait

@jadacastro2547 5 лет назад

😂

@kargleyjr0426 5 лет назад

Jessica Janosky ok

@alexaboix1963 5 лет назад

I can't take that as a joke anymore. People in real life tell me to play music too much since my name is Alexa

@tk-sr5yh 5 лет назад

Alexa Boix aww that sucks

@QahnaarinDovah 3 года назад

The wrong details are probably cuz they were Drew's instead

@candyforestcosplay8258 3 года назад

That open door kind of creeps me out

@personontheintergroogles6911 3 года назад

Same

@lissr.5073 2 года назад

omg yes

@vianelle3821 2 года назад

I wasn't seeing the door till l saw this comment 😂😂😂

@darrencrissistotallyawesom918 5 лет назад

Well I hope you are enjoying your unmarried life with your wife Laura

@randomvids3456 5 лет назад

mE tOo

@dolanxluvuguys225 5 лет назад

Darren Criss is totally awesome yeah I wonder how they are doing since I’m a time traveler from 10067 I haven’t watched him since 2019 I hope him and Laura aren’t deAd 🤗🙂

@kittycatnala6243 5 лет назад

@@dolanxluvuguys225 how did you make this 2 months ago, if you havent watched them since 2019 and you're from 10067

@aliyahyoung7729 5 лет назад

Blaine

@aliyahyoung7729 5 лет назад

@@kittycatnala6243 time travel... duh

@yiuume 4 года назад

I can't BELIEVE he measured his arm lengthwise instead of the thickness LMAO

@OnionKnightRises 4 года назад

That'd just be as ridiculously funny though, 14 inch thick arm?!

@ona512 4 года назад

It goes to show that "body measurements" aren't taught on the reg. American School System failed us again!!!!!!!!!!1!!1

@existentialcrisis9888 4 года назад

@Yer Nan what?!! that would look literally insane omg

@MaddyIntravia 4 года назад

@@existentialcrisis9888 it's called muscles lol 14 inch arms aren't shit. I'd say your average guy is 15 inches. Danny is quite skinny though lol

@phiasolessa415 4 года назад

Width

@amaya7466 2 года назад

I love how he is consistent with not speaking about his personal life. As hes reading he calls out how the information is wrong and jokes but he doesnt correct them and he just denies and leaves it at that.

@ms.maisieatyourservice3985 3 года назад

"Plus, Laura won't let me read while I drive cause she's a jerk" XD 14:12

@carolineishot5562 2 года назад

"UHUH"

@meganlocker9700 3 года назад

"Gender: male" "...yEah, ThaT's tRuE"

@foooooooooooooooooooooooooooox 3 года назад

300 likes and no replies?

@meganlocker9700 3 года назад

@@foooooooooooooooooooooooooooox 👁w👁 \🍜'\_ Want sum noodles

@foooooooooooooooooooooooooooox 3 года назад

@@meganlocker9700 uhhh sure

@meganlocker9700 3 года назад

@@foooooooooooooooooooooooooooox 🍜

@foooooooooooooooooooooooooooox 3 года назад

@@meganlocker9700 thank you

@logana1507 4 года назад

“Illinois, Georgia” you know I actually live in New York, Oregon

@carae2945 4 года назад

Of course! I live in North Carolina, South Dakota

@TUNE-Editor 4 года назад

I live in New Jersey, Texas

@lizzyhudson4963 4 года назад

Yes! I live in Nebraska, Hawaii!!!

@yeetusfetus2723 4 года назад

bro that's wild I live in Alaska, California

@zoeyc3855 4 года назад

I live in Florida, Conneticut.

@diorlemos7882 3 года назад

Why isn't anyone talking about the creepy-ass darkness with a creepy-ass white gown hanging behind the door...

@gustly8242 2 года назад

It’s just a dress hanging in a closet with the light off

@greysecho 2 года назад

i think its a shower curtain ;-;

@sai-gn7kg 2 года назад

Its a shower curtain

@Bubby21 2 года назад

Shower curtain

@mayapapaya1915 2 года назад

curtain

@AppleJackss. 3 года назад

Hold up, Danny's networth is more than 2 dollars? Damn, we all just got flexed on.

@emmaconder7854 3 года назад

Damn it, ladies, he found out that we only watch for his hunky nose.

@creek388 3 года назад

as a dude, same 😎

@murphycillian 3 года назад

i just can't get enough of his nose

@josukehigashikata5397 3 года назад

Dead ass

@BurningThisToTheGround 3 года назад

I- lmfao

@josukehigashikata5397 3 года назад

@@whiitewolfyt im sorry to tell you this, but your opinion is wrong

@nuggetnougat 4 года назад

Why is LITERALLY NO ONE talking about the fact that this article said the he was born in *IlLiNoIs, GeOrGiA.* Illinois is a state, and Georgia is a state. Illinois, Georgia does not EXIST.

@kailajensen1021 4 года назад

I was dying when it said that. I’m from Illinois (the state) and I’ve never heard of Illinois as a city in Georgia. How did they even mess that up

@bilbo2k45 4 года назад

Well actually I live in Georgia and there is an Illinois creek, Georgia.

@nuggetnougat 4 года назад

@@bilbo2k45 But no Illinois, Georgia. ;)

@xxxacu 4 года назад

I'm wheezing.

@cameryndavis1955 4 года назад

6 year olds don’t know geography yet, geesh

@exceptionally8224 2 года назад

“The RU-vidr has so many female fans on his side is because of his good looks.” No, men can love him too.

@sakuraabby 3 года назад

the article: females only watch because he is ✨bootaful✨ me as a female: hUh?

@_sandy_ 2 года назад

you're both right

@ellacasey7303 5 лет назад

"I don't reveal my info" "My birthday is actually June 12th"

@citruscorvidae 5 лет назад

*proceeds to give us his body measurements* Sure you don't reveal your info 😂

@ellacasey7303 5 лет назад

Velvet Snail exactly

@ljdj7850 5 лет назад

My birthday is actually June 12th so I was literally dying when he said that.... 😬😬🤣😭🤣♥️

@ENZOerester 5 лет назад

@@ljdj7850 Ehy... Same Bro...

@neptoro_o0o 5 лет назад

I'm August 17th so sup

@canigetajoe1808 4 года назад

“Danny Gonzalez is amazing and hunky.” who did Danny pay

@alias4795 4 года назад

Drew

@dougwarren5471 4 года назад

@canadiancommunist5161 4 года назад

He wouldn’t have to pay me to say that

@truelygreg 4 года назад

Doug Warren thanks for revealing yourself Doug

@noacaines 4 года назад

I couldn't think of a name he doesnt have to pay drew, drew would say that for free

@fandomreader1774 3 года назад

12:18 is for ppl trying to build a better boy, lol

@reptilerabbit8651 3 года назад

"Distinct features that make it impossible for any woman not to love him" Danny looks like Male_citizen_07

@beatricefox937 3 года назад

You speak the truth

@nataliepeyton7783 4 года назад

😂 Danny: “tHeY tHinK mY aRmS aRe tHat SHorT?” No Danny, you just don’t know how to measure them

@kristine9182 3 года назад

Him measuring his arms thet way was so precious

@lvbboi9 3 года назад

How tf do you do it then

@ale_03 3 года назад

@@lvbboi9 its the circumference of the upper arm

@lvbboi9 3 года назад

@@ale_03oooooooh... Thats weird The more you know I guess

@aaronlandry3934 3 года назад

@@ale_03 Oh. I wasn’t anymore aware than Danny

@mr.moviemafia 3 года назад

Danny “Danny” Gonzalez knew he wanted to be a RU-vidr 5 whole years before Drew Gooden invented it

@EF-kk3vh 3 года назад

Impressive

@rumbbbytomb9782 3 года назад

But Danny is drew

@craftyhamster6353 3 года назад

@@rumbbbytomb9782 DONT TELL ANYONE! 😳🤭

@LilDinoGuy 3 года назад

This.

@user-wq5lw4kp1n 3 года назад

@@rumbbbytomb9782 Danny isn’t drew.

@abbus_wabbus7767 8 месяцев назад

the fact they have a kid now 🎉

@usmanplayz8858 2 года назад

I got an ad on 9:36 and I genuinely thought the video ended 😂

@kxlissa Год назад

me too lol that was smart ad placement

@noideawhoiam3855 Год назад

Me too, I hate it when youtube puts ads at the end, I wait to skip / until its over (because you cant tell where you are in a video during an ad) and get so mad when i find its already over and i waited for nothing.

@xxdrippinghaloxx1712 Год назад

Same lol

@TheTrueLunarVoid 11 месяцев назад

@@kxlissafr

@justagalwhocomments 9 месяцев назад

it got me too

@98joshuac 4 года назад

Danny: Does not want to flex on us Also Danny (a year later): Spends $13,000 on an ad campaign as a joke

@owen2643 4 года назад

It was sponsored

@ranjanbiswas3233 4 года назад

IT WAS SPONSORED

@ziperichukiltix2970 4 года назад

Actually hun he spent 20,000 "GENIUS" 👌

@ericrosas9199 4 года назад

@@ziperichukiltix2970 no at the end of the video he only spent $13k

@brunoglopes 4 года назад

Ziperichu Kiltix watch the video dude

@tidecovill6718 5 лет назад

I thought Greg was his boyfriend or something. Turns out I’m Greg. We’re all Greg

@victorsardinia7120 5 лет назад

Danny "2.3 million reverse harem jutsu"

@vzjsvzkwbejwjj9201 5 лет назад

Second

@gwen7706 5 лет назад

Yup. + He has a wife but thats okay Greg.

@PageShearling 5 лет назад

Hi Greg!

@aliyahyoung7729 5 лет назад

IKR I was so confused at first

@whambamcam 3 года назад

i think it's funny how this video is like 2 years old but everyone's comments are from like 6 months ago

@The_ATF_ 3 года назад

I love how that girl climbed up a ladder to a higher height but apparently can’t deal with 8f in the air

@darrylwhitefeather207 4 года назад

Wait, this isn't the youtube channel of my fav Spanish singer?

@coreaball4198 4 года назад

Yes and no

@mellissagraham6521 4 года назад

Basic Pigeon lol

@cerysj3298 4 года назад

SPANISH PIGEONS

@reputaytion 4 года назад

This made me laugh much harder than it should have XD

@WarlordMelon 4 года назад

Basic Pigeon no iT is the Chanel of Danny Gonzales american nog A spanish singer

@fuegus 3 года назад

His hair is actually hazel... And Drew’s is brown

@crabken4969 3 года назад

Look at his face and his nasel

@zora1138 3 года назад

Danny's eyes are baby blue, and Drew's are a different shade of baby blue... which is weird because they're the same person...

@aliafterhours 3 года назад

@@zora1138 I say coloured contacts to try and throw us off

@zora1138 3 года назад

@@aliafterhours Yeah, probably.

@wistermorldwide 3 года назад

Why does nobody talk about how hard it is to be a skinny white guy on the internet

@geoffreygill5849 3 года назад

I just spent like, a solid 30 seconds trying to wipe that little black dot to the right of Danny off my screen high bc I thought it was dirt, 6:15 Just thought I’d share

@soup7809 3 года назад

"Any lady not to love him" Lesbians: am I a joke to you

@MissCuteAndLovely 4 года назад

*GREG* *G* = Impossible for *R* = any Lady *E* = not to *G* = love him

@DylanLeonine 4 года назад

Gimpossible for Rany Lady Enot to Glove him ?

@slushu_6865 4 года назад

Dylan Leonine No, it spells: G= Impossible for R= any Lady E= not to G= love him

@noel.friedrich 4 года назад

@@DylanLeonine come on

@DylanLeonine 4 года назад

@@noel.friedrich Where are we going?

@DylanLeonine 4 года назад

@@slushu_6865 Oh sorry, my bad. I must not know how acronyms work o_o

@kiaradunn5496 5 лет назад

Marital Status: Unmarried Wife: Laura .... who wrote this?!

@chillx1539 5 лет назад

Zara Dunn me

@dabee8833 5 лет назад

Chillx GASP *puts hand to head* ok I’m way to dramatic

@dabee8833 5 лет назад

Zara Dunn Maybe a 8 year old?

@eva-kp6jh 5 лет назад

😂😂😂 WHO DID THIS??? 😂😂😂

@prisonmike2860 5 лет назад

Zara Dunn My dog.

@ruththedog_ 3 года назад

Danny: "This is a classic RU-vid trick where they talk about unrelated stuff in the beginning 6 minutes of the video and then does what the thumbnail says". Also Danny: Does the exact same thing in the same video

@Gabewackywizard Год назад

the fact that just some music popped out of nowhere in this video 10:42

@achannelwithaname3033 4 года назад

“Plus Laura won’t let me read books while I drive Because she’s a jerk!” -Danny Gonzalez

@adorabusby740 4 года назад

okaay

@truelygreg 4 года назад

Okaaay

@excuseu2563 4 года назад

I wanna like but it’s at 420. I hope u understand

@truelygreg 4 года назад

Jyeshtha Karda not anymore

@excuseu2563 4 года назад

Greg noooooo :(((

@SteinGauslaaStrindhaug 4 года назад

Woah, what a coincidence; MY net worth is also somewhere between 500 USD and 5 million USD!!!!

@hamluk_ 4 года назад

damn stop flexing my networth is only between 500 and 4.9 million

@quackybinx9072 4 года назад

Man stop flexing my net worth is probably 10$

@Romanticoutlaw 4 года назад

@@quackybinx9072 don't worry, your internal organs are worth more than that

@KevinLuper99 4 года назад

My net worth is 0

@mikudayoo 4 года назад

@@KevinLuper99 mine is -1,000,000,000,000.

@goofiestgoobster 11 месяцев назад

laura’s “ouhkaey” was perfect- danny looked like a little kid who just was told he couldn’t kick his little brother and called his mom a jerk

@smalert5533 6 месяцев назад

9:15 oh how the turn tables

@oliverse_crazy930 5 месяцев назад

this is the comment I was looking for

@Lillysmith12301 2 месяца назад

😂

@cousinscollabxo1285 4 года назад

“danny gonzalez is amazing and hunky” okay either danny himself wrote this or drew wrote this

@katsuragj408 4 года назад

This comment sux Edit: i was a little kid when commented this but the comment still sucks

@scrunklymansoren 4 года назад

Plot twist: this comment doesn't suck

@eveykrushensky2928 4 года назад

that was a sport to read

@acompletedisaster9334 4 года назад

My bet is on drew

@bruh-wc9sy 4 года назад

that just means HE wrote it

@dexter-mkd6734 3 года назад

Danny: I want to keep some things private. Also danny: Makes a song about his Vampire Dad

@twilightmoon9947 3 года назад

ooh yeah

@carinak2388 3 года назад

hahhahah u didnt just call him out for that ✋😳

@randompatchofgrass5034 3 года назад

Also about his witch mom

@mythologygirl22B.E.A. 3 года назад

700th like

@midnightgamer2158 3 года назад

Hahahahahahaha

@Shae29 2 года назад

12:05 with the music😂😂

@im_ajms8515 3 года назад

"Now where does this go, in my mouth?" -Danny Gonzalez

@user-un6hz5ku7e 5 лет назад

What Do You Hear? Danny or Laura

@therealtimdrake 5 лет назад

danny

@nezi219 5 лет назад

Greg

@imjusthere2762 5 лет назад

i hear both

@likokuja 5 лет назад

Greg

@user-un6hz5ku7e 5 лет назад

Can you subscribe to my channel pls

@sophiab6239 4 года назад

I want a comment from Laura saying “HeS mArRiEd?!?!?”

@commandohazelnuts 4 года назад

If she ever finds out she gonna be pissed!!

@Pyrodxd 4 года назад

@@vanessaguerra9888 they are

@suxzne 4 года назад

Sophia B omg😭

@user-uq9oh4yg2z 3 года назад

@@vanessaguerra9888 a boy = greg a girl = gregie,but what if they can't change his name and it will be still mia 😔 (i hope y'all understand this)

@scarlettscott6445 Год назад

You’re here after Danny posted the wife pregnancy announcement❤❤❤

@leolucas6232 Год назад

9:21 Now the rumors are actually true 😊

@idiot6893 4 года назад

If Laura gets pregnant someday.. Is she gregnant?

@kittycat6088 4 года назад

yes

@sleepychild5381 4 года назад

Definitely

@Demiglitch 4 года назад

As stated in his office video on his other channel the answer is a very angry “*NO*”

@gabrielgutierrez4351 4 года назад

No she is pregananant

@g1ng3r_b1tch 4 года назад

Demiglitch i read “very angry NO” right as i hit 2:32 in the video

@dukeoffish5974 4 года назад

This man is one of the few people who can make ads entertaining.

@cam5857 4 года назад

Duke of Fish ya drew’s pretty cool

@patricka3583 4 года назад

Drew gooden and daniel thrasher can too

@patricka3583 4 года назад

Wait...aren't they the same person, dang I just confused myself

@legomeister6966 4 года назад

Eric from internet comment etiquette made a fake tv show for a nord vpn add

@shoyoby 4 года назад

@AtlasMoth96 3 года назад

(Mid-2019) "It is impossible for any lady not to love him" Me a lesbian: guess I'm not a woman 2020 update: I'm nonbinary lmaooooo

@walmartbrandrapunzel3957 3 года назад

character development

@AtlasMoth96 3 года назад

@@walmartbrandrapunzel3957 he really called it ✋😭

@lilalovesu3373 3 года назад

@@walmartbrandrapunzel3957 PLEASE BYE

@zacrevier8721 3 года назад

NB people with a crush on Danny Gonzalez rise up

@siennasolazzo4439 3 года назад

Why was this me-

@bigman1163 2 года назад

It’s sad looking back at his old videos and seeing peanut, Rest In Peace cute doggo.

@nikki1996ism 6 лет назад

I think Drew wrote the article

@DeepCFisher 6 лет назад

Caroline Walsh If there isnt a new video from Drew in the next couple days im going to be wildly dissapointed

@andrewrogers9663 6 лет назад

No I didn’t

@nikki1996ism 6 лет назад

DeepCFisherman same

@daMEGatron 4 года назад

“We don’t know his ethnicity.” He calls himself a white boy in at least 50 videos.

@norakelly4545 4 года назад

Meg Wallace that’s not an ethnicity lol wut

@ars10001 4 года назад

@lil pøtatø queen :/ no, it's not. Race and ethnicity are different...

@jeremytewari3346 4 года назад

Race is skin color, ethnicity is cultural background, like White vs Irish

@mildredlopez7636 4 года назад

ITS A JOKE

@hamluk_ 4 года назад

the last name, if it's real, only gives us two possibilities. so.

@diemendheroanddiemendkid3584 3 года назад

12:11 yes and if people want to gift you shoes

@Z3r0Th3Intr0v3rt Год назад

Or clothing

@bookss9017 2 года назад

Just how the article refers to Danny as "The hunky internet star"

@cry1ingonion 3 года назад

This is what danny is. You come You laugh You leave Or You come You laugh You binge for 10 hours straight

@gachagirliepops 3 года назад

my answer would be come, laugh, binge watch for 24 hours because I'm having a sleepover and my friend fell asleep and I got bored

@thegreatlioness 3 года назад

Truly Greg

@cry1ingonion 3 года назад

@@holly___ thanks?

@personontheintergroogles6911 3 года назад

Somehow I did both......?????

@elliebeamydookie 3 года назад

@@thegreatlioness you called?

@diggy5433 6 лет назад

danny... they meant the *circumference* of your arm

@diggy5433 6 лет назад

Walter Shaw the avg male bicep size is about 13-14 in, and the site was probably just using averages as measurements

@kaylancooke9882 5 лет назад

indigo I cringed

@nunkatsu 5 лет назад

@@diggy5433 that's why the measures were so close seems magic

@plt.laceyxx 9 месяцев назад

5 years later and Danny is having a baby 😭

@Spacetanuki0 Год назад

It's so weird hearing Danny talking about having a baby when he will have one this year

@alyssamontalbano4810 7 месяцев назад

now the baby is born!!

@drewgonzalez6709 3 года назад

The reason danny knew he wanted to be a youtube star since he was 6 was because when drew was 7 he told danny about the internet app he wanted to make (youtube) and danny knew that he wanted to be a star on it.

@humanph0bicyoutube844 3 года назад

wOw rEaLly?

@heavenonearth3316 2 года назад

Your profile has me reeling

@thecatwit 2 года назад

I thought you were kurtis drew and Danny simultaneously

@worstusernameintheworld9871 2 года назад

I didn't read your username and actually thought that Kurtis commented, your username makes it even better

@mvlligrvbs 2 года назад

@@worstusernameintheworld9871 I didn't look at the username either😅

@EmilyT2005 5 лет назад

Ok, so; Danny looks like he's 17, is actually 24, And is MARRIED. My brain canNOT handle this >.

@jelenaradojevic4 5 лет назад

Same 😵

@RAWRzooted 5 лет назад

Emily Thibodeau I knew he had a girlfriend but I didn’t know they were married lol But yeah he’s 24

@victorsardinia7120 5 лет назад

I am about to start flopping on the floor like a discount Walmart shopper

@melaniemunoz8 5 лет назад

Sis what??? I thought he was 16!!!!! My life is a lie😫😫😫

@maddisonmunro6728 5 лет назад

imagine what he looked like at 17 then lmao

@miraculoustalesofobliviousness 3 года назад

11:32 Danny I shared that uncomfortable laugh with you XD I'm a girl but, no, the reason I'm a fan, is not, in fact, because you are a "hunk" (LOL) like the website says, but I actually love your channel because your videos genuinely make me laugh so hard.

@ru8ix715 2 года назад

11:26 “Danny Gonzalez is amazing and hunky.” Lmao

@mightbeiguess 3 года назад

So, who’s gonna tell him that arm measurements are around.....

@Objectsided 3 года назад

Lol

@fancydood5292 3 года назад

I was gonna say that’s dumb but then I realized that your wing span is the same or very close to your height

@arianna6501 4 года назад

"He flaunts a set of beautiful blue eyes and brown hair" *his hair is hazel*

@meaninglessblob7036 4 года назад

You mean his eyes?

@nikeb4212 4 года назад

And his eyes are baby blue

@sniffmaster3000 4 года назад

Weird Girl and Drew’s eyes are a different shade of baby blue

@TheCandyDragon 4 года назад

hazel is brown though?

@chaoticevil1578 4 года назад

AND HIS EYES ARE BLUE

@serenatheturtle4355 3 года назад

We not gonna mention how Danny thought the arm measurement was length and not around??????

@Reflecterr 2 года назад

"a free 30 day *free* trial" *ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor*

@kayden6099 6 лет назад

wait Danny's not 13?

@kayden6099 6 лет назад

then how old is greg???

@nickymcthicky4871 6 лет назад

kk he's a fetus.

@goodjobeli 6 лет назад

Nah he's 14 dude did you not hear his song

@izabelea7733 6 лет назад

i thought he was 8

@a1v4 6 лет назад

he’s just got a young face

@rhiannah 5 лет назад

wait he’s 24? legit thought he was 17

@KubzElhan 5 лет назад

Death Berry don’t fucking insult people for no reason. Just because they’re confused dip shit.

@larissaroc 5 лет назад

same skksks

@Cynicaall 5 лет назад

No worries, he has a young face. He looks really young to a lot of people, no need to call names lol

@ginahogeland6140 5 лет назад

You're a fucking dumbass

@sarakling939 5 лет назад

I thought he was 15...

@luna_likes_to_draw_ 8 месяцев назад

This hits different now that they had their first child the other day :3

@crazylady11 8 месяцев назад

They did??

@shreemoyee_art 3 года назад

Damn, you graduated from Georgia tech in CS! I have watched SO many of your videos and NOW I am impressed!

@shreemoyee_art 3 года назад

Also, the "arm" measurement is the diameter, I'm pretty sure!

@iHaveTheDocuments 5 лет назад

14 inches is not the length of your arm lol. They mean the thickness of the bicep "top of arm" .

@iHaveTheDocuments 5 лет назад

@@sadie7593 Yeah it's not too bad.

@isaac0891 5 лет назад

Blankroomsoup.avi

@sythepie 4 года назад

@@isaac0891 lmao

@obviouslymatt6452 4 года назад

I HAVE THE DOCUMENTS it’s not just the bicep lmao it’s two thirds tricep

@Sendarra 4 года назад

@@sadie7593 they mean wrapped around lmao

@theluxalpha 4 года назад

I feel like this article was written by a fangirl

@xfroggii 4 года назад

Bro stop calling me out!

@goodday3185 3 года назад

It was wrote by greg, the one in the attic behind the boxes.

@emmycarovillano1347 3 года назад

or drew

@sewerrat2683 3 года назад

Aka drew

@butterflydreams7728 3 года назад

Covid is killing me 😣 At least I can watch this to save me. Laughed more than I have in a while I’ve been watching soo much of Danny my new favourite RU-vidr

@gabehembling1088 Год назад

so close to 6m subs go danny

@molly-hannahx5287 5 лет назад

Doesn’t have a wife, but her names laura? *seems legit*

@adrianarojas3432 5 лет назад

Best

@stephchefjoey5977 5 лет назад

Wait I heard yanny Jk

@ShadicJackson 5 лет назад

@@stephchefjoey5977 Hahahaha

@cameryndavis1955 4 года назад

When he announced he didn’t have a kid, I was surprised I thought he would’ve told us sooner.

@AvocadoToast06 Год назад

He will have one soon if you haven't found out yet :)

@elliepavlu8565 3 года назад

Just so yall know, its 2021 and their was ANOTHER pond monster video last week.

@FrankIerosPiss 2 года назад

“It is impossible for any lady not to love him.” Gay people: *thanos snaps out of existance*

@vibhab191 6 лет назад

_wHaT’s Up DaNnY iT’s GREG_

@juhlis5586 6 лет назад

Vibha B hey that's not what he says

@goobie23 6 лет назад

Smirk just exposed you Vibha

@vibhab191 6 лет назад

Jmoko oh no!! What do I do now? *_GASP_*

@goobie23 6 лет назад

Vibha B you need to move states, change your name, and cover your tracks. Good luck.

@yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole 5 лет назад

Vibha B i read that in drew’s voice lmao

@mackenziemeyerhofer6600 6 лет назад

_thinks they meant the length of his arms_

@supakawaii69 6 лет назад

I'm so

@valaya.3 6 лет назад

-I thought that too-

@ong334 6 лет назад

Mackenzie Meyerhofer LEL

@zoeduboismusic6944 6 лет назад

Mackenzie Meyerhofer amirite

@jrdawson1819 2 года назад

Danny not understanding what it meant by arm size was pretty funny, I feel like he did the bit on purpose

@PrinceDinoboy 3 года назад

Imagine they finally break this safe and everything inside is broken from what they did to it

@jaz9677 5 лет назад

Danny is 24 yeads old... Danny is... 24 years old... Danny is.... *wait what*

@KillerPuppy20 5 лет назад

24 yeets old

@peabrain6872 5 лет назад

24 yeads

@exist_much5625 5 лет назад

I thought he was a zygote

@allie-nm4io 5 лет назад

i thought he was 12 damn

@tiddies2870 4 года назад

"...and a free 30 day free trial" hmm... yes, the floor here is made of floor.

@epicherbs8084 4 года назад

may 300th like

@prathamdave5849 4 года назад

420 so I'm not gonna disturb it,sorry

@bonquavious 4 года назад

ah yes, the air in this room... is *a i r*

@dragonispurple6075 4 года назад

@@bonquavious hm... I've noticed that the walls are.... W a l l s

@bonquavious 4 года назад

Purple Dragon Animations I’ve noticed that the anti-vax people... are dead to this world.

@StqrryD3mon 4 месяца назад

BYE. AFTER DANNY DID THE “thanks for watching, see you guys next time” AFTER THE LIL HAVING NO CHILDREN BIT AN AD POPPED UP 😭