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It's funny to think that people saw that one skit of Danny and Drew horribly playing basketball as an intro to a video and went "well I guess you could say he's a bit of an athlete"
Actually fun fact, when I was born, I got stuck while coming out. Danny was the nurse and he actually helped deliver me even though he wasn’t a registered nurse. What a guy. I am 16 now.
Fun fact: Years ago I was on a plane when both pilots died from tripping over their untied laces. We were all scared we were going to crash and die and the flight attendant asked if anyone could fly the plane. At that moment, Danny Gonzalez jumped out his seat and said with a confident look on his face, "I was born to fly planes". while everyone stared in amazement, he went into the cockpit and landed the plane. He saved our lives. We all clapped and gave him our money. I couldn't be more grateful. Also he frequently climbs Mt Everest with my brother's friend's aunt's pet fish
I like how Danny just showed a random picture of himself & Laura with no date given and was like "See? She's alive and the picture's real." which makes it sound ten times more suspicious
@@panampace but what happened between that concert which he said was and (this weekend?)…uh it is THE WEEKEND, so the information is a bit off. Or did he say week? I can’t remember and too lazy to look for the reference. But if it’s weekend it’s def sus.
I saw Danny at a grocery store in Illinois with his Mexican parents yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen little nutcracker men in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the nutcracker boys and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each nut man and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
OMG DUDE i was behind you in line! I can't believe he actually did that. You remember how, after he finally finished and went out to the parking lot, he proceeded to do donuts on his bike while screaming at the top of his lungs?? Good times.
The article being matter-of-fact and written in third-person until it randomly says "Let me tell you that his house is furnished with some great stuff" is peak comedy
Danny actually saved my life back in 1822, when I was diagnosed with the Bubovid19 Prague. He was my dog's sister's nurse. He really helped me, thanks Danny
I went to a cosplay event and saw Danny. I was so excited I ran up to him and asked for a picture. He screamed at me and pushed me away. I was so offended, I never thought Danny would do something like that. He then force palmed through a wall, then pile drove me into the earth. He grappled me out of the large crater and tossed me miles into the air and pushed me down the stairs and took my shoe. Really shows how just because someone looks like they are nice you should never meet them or something.
That's just silly. Why would you think that means it's fused into his flesh? Clearly he meant that he had just consumed a Mexican quarter, and it has lodged in his small intestine.
something about creators reading horribly incorrect personal info about themselves is just... peak fcking comedy. can't explain it but I will watch videos like this endlessly
2:10 Danny actually said that his mom works at Starbucks in one of his Troom Troom videos, here ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-H-syp3840Dc.html
danny used to actually come to my house in scotland as a hello fresh delivery boy a couple years back, its great to see how far hes come from such humble beginnings. we are so proud of you
it's okay, Danny. on a back to school day, a PTA mom came running up to my mom and said, "Oh my god, I just heard about your husband! I'm so sorry! When did he die??" which really weirded all of us out (my sister and I were both there) bc we had just left him alive and well, playing strategy games on his computer. he thought it was hilarious when we told him and introduced himself as "the dead husband" at school functions after that.
Danny has not been the same since Laura passed away. It's heartbreaking how he continues to think she is alive. I hope he recovers from his trauma soon.
I met Danny in Hollywood, I was so excited to meet him that I walked up to him, asking for a pic and he just laughs and says no. I was taken back by this and he spat on me, he kicked my grandma and my dog. Such a cruel world we live in.
I can confirm Danny is an amazing actor because we were auditioning in a play and I was really nervous and he came over to comfort me saying, "It's ok, you suck and we all know you're going to fail the audition, and you can't do anything if you put your mind to it." I was so touched that I went on stage crying. 😃
true! i met him once while i was out with my family and my allergies were pretty bad around then with the seasons changing, i sneezed and his entire arm fell off. he swore me to secrecy with a lawsuit threat but im glad someone else figured it out!
Very accurate He’s actually one of the reasons why I now have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, Breathed too much when I met him on tour I sent him a picture of my kitchen with a note of a threatened lawsuit, I said I would sue him for giving me pneumonoultramicrozcopicssosksksmjs up til now he hasn’t replied yet
Danny is actually my plumber, he came in last week with no equipment, and unclogged the toilet with just his mouth. Amazing performance by Danny, I heard he's getting promoted to President of the United States of America tomorrow.
Danny is actually a flightattendant too because on my flight to the Netherlands I saw him working in the plane. He also makes the meals himself for the passengers on the airplane, so he is a cook too. But what really shocked me was when I found out through sources that his uncle worked on a vineyard in Italy and had a tragic accident where he slipped on the grapes and died immediately. That's why danny likes to dress up as grapes.
I can confirm this. On my flight he actually saved a patient that was experiencing a heart attack and proceeded to give full on cpr, so he’s a nurse too. The patient turned out to be the pilot so Danny also decided he’d offer to land the plane. What a nice guy honestly
I’ve been wondering why he dressed up as a berry, typically green (classified as white), purple, red, or black, growing in clusters on a grapevine, eaten as fruit, and used in making wine, for the longest time. Thanks for letting me know!
I can't believe the article didn't mention Danny's time in the Peace Corps in Uganda where he told children about his time being a famous movie producer. He really made a difference in their hearts. ❤
I feel bad for Danny. He’s still in disbelief that his wife is dead. It’s ok Danny. Let her go. Laura is prolly having the time of her death off of the earth. Danny, you’ll be ok.
Who else remembers when Danny Gonzalez was a Math Teacher in Ohio,Europe. He taught me the algebra and explained it so well that i soon after that became a math scientist! I'm pretty sure now he is a magician and lawyer aswell as an arhitect in Australia with my cousins dogs younger sisters friends moms uncles grandmother
I think they were confusing Amanda and Laura up. They were probably thinking about the time Amanda deserted the army to work on her personal mission. Mixing Drew and Danny up. Rookie mistake.
I had a famous artist help me with a university assignment I was writing about him because of this crap. Always worth reaching out to people because it happens all the time and you never know who is willing to set the record straight.
conspiracy theory: The writers of these articles make all the information horrifically wrong on purpose so youtubers will make videos about it and reveal actual information about themselves
Danny: Ah yes the best way to prove to my audience that my wife is alive is to show a photo of her from my phone of her, instead of “hey come here really quick”
I remember when Danny Gonzalez saved my cat from cannibalistic clowns that one time in Globe, Arizona. Man, that was such a good time. I'm pretty sure that was right before Danny became a firefighter.
That reminds me of the time where I was on a plane and my 18 cats jumped out of the emergency exit, then Danny flew in with a glider, did a flip and saved my 18 cats.
The captains are in Korean. Not only is it translating English to Korean but when I put on atuo translate it’s say things like “if I show up you with my breath with cost me all pumps”
Maybe they read some of the “Amanda went missing in Afghanistan” jokes and got confused lol. The rest of the article seemed pretty decent so it’s weird they got that part so wrong
Amanda went missing in Afghanistan and Laura died for unexplained causes. Drew and Danny can finally be together, if only the Paul brothers don't get in the way.
i remember one time, i went to disney and saw a cast member dressed as minnie choking. suddenly danny jumped out of the Goofy costume and saved the minnie actor, he then got a lifetime pass to disney and his own rollercoaster. what a hero!
Artist here! The funny thing is Danny’s shirt is a warm blue. Every color has a warm and cool version. Compare blue of the arctic sea versus a tropical sea, that’s an easy example of warm versus cold in a color.
My guess for the “Mexican parents” thing is they saw the last name “Gonzalez” and went, “yeah, that’s a Mexican last name. No WHITE person could have Gonzalez as their last name!”
In an alternate timeline where the Spanish hadn't been so effective at colonizing places full of brown people, Gonzalez would be primarily a white name
The information is going to be even more off now. Someone just compiles all the facts people have put in the RU-vid comments and writes an article with them.
Danny, no need to be humble, I remember having you as a guest soccer teacher when you were travelling Europe, I can't believe I ever got to meet such a formidable soccer player as you
Fun Fact: Danny Gonzalez is a handyman. The proof: He uses a multitool, more specifically a Gerber Dime, to open his sparkling water. What a man's man he is.
i also met danny in person just last week. while i was on a flight to Yass in New South Wales, he was clinging onto the overwing exits with only his teeth. when the plane took off, he shattered my window, i got sucked out, and he pulled out a rainbow umbrella to float to the ground. it was honestly so exciting to see
But little does anyone know... IT WAS ALL FAKE! the helicopter, the dirty bomb, the PIRATES! All FAKE! Laura faked her death so that she could be with drew! That's why they 🎶 "have similar wives"🎶
I’ve been a fan of Danny for years, but when he violently beat my dog to death and shoved me down the stairs while I was in a wheelchair, which broke all my limbs and I lost all my hair, causing me to be was hospitalized for 7 months I think I might have second thoughts on him being my favorite youtuber.
Danny is a good person. Sure, he did bad things but he didn’t mean to hurt anyone 😢maybe he was just having a bad day 🥺 people aren’t perfect and make mistakes. He is only human 😞💔
did you guys know that when my cousin was going through a divorce danny got her through therapy, and then bought her a house. they started dating, and adopted 12 hampsters together. eventually he married her- only to take all her money, hampsters, and cookbooks, and then he left her. true story, not even lying.
