I Have a Confession to Make...

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This isn't easy for me to talk about... For the past 6 months there has been a shadow looming over my life. A pastry shaped shadow that has started to bleed into other parts of my day-to-day and I neither me nor my personal trainer can handle it anymore. You deserve better and, more importantly, I deserve better. And the only way to face this head on is to go straight to Pop Tart HQ and confront Mr. Kellogg himself... Wish me luck.
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@nathangraves5266 3 года назад

The longer Mark's hair gets, the stronger his chaotic energy grows.

@gwinnellheald8592 3 года назад

That is frighteningly accurate

@emmylouispog 3 года назад

It’s true long hair is the gateway to the infinity of chaos that lies within us all

@connorjohnson8590 3 года назад

He's like a chaos Sampson

@Tulip_bip 3 года назад

wut abt when he had like almost no hair but was *insanely* chaotic?

@Sapphirelily 3 года назад

So he can floof his hair for power again right??

@mercscar4277 3 года назад

"They're all expired" To be fair, there's probably enough preservatives in those things to mummify a small dog.

@bitter-bit 3 года назад

This is an underrated top level comment.

@LemonsOnTheFloor 3 года назад

HELP ME WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

@theo.6810 3 года назад

I mean technically i think it could mummify ME my 5'2 self instantly persevered FOR 200 YEARS.

@saladfish5 3 года назад

That is _scarily_ specific. But surprisingly, I wouldn’t doubt it.

@soontobejamez4422 3 года назад

Thanks for the idea

@acutabovetherestIX 3 года назад

November 2019: Don’t tell Amy November 2020: Don’t tell Alex

@mihranplayz3430 3 года назад

@I Am KevinBB x2 No

@avelovesfrogs5402 3 года назад

November 2021: Don't tell Ethan

@kingjj4116 3 года назад

@I Am KevinBB x2 No U

@Kawaiisikkusu 3 года назад

Time stamp?

@indaydreams8724 3 года назад

@I Am KevinBB x2 shut up mate

@wolfgameso.o9997 2 года назад

other youtubers apology videos: "i didnt know i was being racist im sorry.." Markiplier: "i ate too many poptarts im sorry.."

@Qwerty-uh6up 2 года назад

Hes gonna get faaaaatttttttt bruh

@rion7088 2 года назад

For someone who portrays himself as an a-hole, that actually means a lot.

@weisswelle 2 года назад

that's what happens when you are not a racist person at all

@theothenbrabbit998 2 года назад

I mean, there isn't really much mark could do that would need an apology

@231thorium 2 года назад

@@Qwerty-uh6up nah hes very muscular

@bloodyvalentine8350 3 года назад

This aged terribly within three days... Please help the cat is laying next to me and I can't get up in fear she'll be sad

@natetv1494 3 года назад

Yeah😂 I was expecting it to have the lifespan of a box of poptarts.. it wouldn’t go bad😂😂😂

@Paul20661 3 года назад

Haha yeah :(

@ChaseMC215 3 года назад

It wasn't the Pop Tarts that sent him to the hospital. It was his stomach

@stealthxg5045 3 года назад

@@ChaseMC215 Guess where Pop Tarts go? Your stomach.

@cmmuse 3 года назад

@@stealthxg5045 what? You’re telling me we don’t have a separate stomach specifically built into the delicate human body, to store pop tarts? Evolution, wtf?

@jonathansaloman1595 3 года назад

The fact that Mark literally complained about Pop Tarts for over 30 minutes makes me wonder how much the Unus Annus aftermath has taken a toll on him...

@jube8835 3 года назад

The amount of bots here is insane

@kelsie_wilson11 3 года назад

@Jube IKR LOL

@CopperDragonGamr 3 года назад

@F Ù C Ķ • М E ! ! ! • I WĀNT ŞEX • OPÉN MY ĆANÁL ! I opened the replies and just see your username I couldn't stop laughing for the next 3 minutes 😂

@alnimri 3 года назад

Not sure if it's just me, but Mark wears white mainly in his videos and Ethan wears Black. Its like second nature for them at this point. A little concerning how it probably affected their psychology.

@nicolemaylining 3 года назад

@Cal bro stop imagine tricking people for views lmao

@iamdreadbread2983 3 года назад

Markiplier's whole channel is just him slowly but surely slipping into insanity.

@hmmuhh330 3 года назад

Now that Unus Annus is gone, he has nowhere else to hide his insanity...

@bluevenus9803 3 года назад

You’re saying he hasn’t already? How many more steps do we have until he gets there?

@Cornoriian 3 года назад

I feel like it started with "getting over it". It has been accelerating exponentially since then...

@dr.horror9046 3 года назад

I thought that was unus anus

@zedto8139 3 года назад

they shouldn't have deleted [deleted channel]

@stidzy0 2 года назад

The look of complete and utter terror on Mark's face when he hears Amy's car is hilarious

@AngelWingsYT 2 года назад

amy yelling at him in the bg sounds like a mom yelling at their child to not do anything stupid

@magic_club250 2 года назад

When is that?

@randommusicstuff6029 2 года назад

@@magic_club250 around 26:12

@stidzy0 2 года назад

@@magic_club250 26:14

@Skootanimates 2 года назад

@@AngelWingsYT he is the child lol

@juliadarling8868 3 года назад

Something tells me this is why he's in the hospital right now.

@nox7638 3 года назад

same

@cinthiaalbers4076 3 года назад

He is acetally

@mirroughs7729 3 года назад

I mean that many pop-tarts would be a trip to the ivory throne, and the fact that they're expired is worse.

@bloodangel7305 3 года назад

Probably

@natetv1494 3 года назад

😂imagine that

@wminster 3 года назад

You can take Markiplier out of Unus Annus, but you can't take Unus Annus out of Markiplier.

@mnhplayz 3 года назад

Yes

@nataliefunke1385 3 года назад

Same as Ethan lol

@jailyncharles5553 3 года назад

facts lol

@natsueyama 3 года назад

Because he is one with Unus Annus

@coencrippen1761 3 года назад

@@natsueyama I replied to you within a minute

@orozcoj0509able 3 года назад

"Imma eat it, but I dont trust it" *goes to hospital*

@icearrow9036 3 года назад

big oof

@tituskrieger2296 3 года назад

Same

@erickguevara6632 3 года назад

He said he thinks that it wasnt the poptarts . . . . . . . . BUT THEY WERE

@thecoolstevefromifunny1148 3 года назад

@@icearrow9036 it wasnttt

@miaostrander680 3 года назад

when your poptart fetish goes to far

@SgtShadowCow 2 года назад

Markiplier: "Sponsor me or else!" Mark: "im on a diet i cant eat these, my trainer is going to kill me" Also Mark: *continues to eat expired pop tarts*

@yourgullible1556 Год назад

i dont think poptarts like actually expire

@nathan9901 Год назад

@@yourgullible1556 nah they deffo do cuz there's an expiration date

@rosaparks8688 Год назад

@@nathan9901 They need one. I don’t think the expiration dates are accurate and they don’t really change after.

@nathan9901 Год назад

@@rosaparks8688 what a stupid fucking thing to claim everything expires. If it didn't expire they'd milk tf out of that in advertising

@rosaparks8688 Год назад

@@nathan9901 Have you had pop-tarts past their expiration date? I never thought I’d be asking this question, but they take a way longer time to expire than the packaging says they do. They’re like the canned goods of snacks. 😂

@djredduck27 3 года назад

unus annus: "dont tell amy!" markiplier: "dont tell alex!"

@thanalincoln 3 года назад

@Yuii ._.Panther aight sry get out

@devv1291 3 года назад

@Yuii ._.Panther cool dude, but I don't remember asking

@s3rvivor 3 года назад

@The Panda claw a dear friend.

@logan7lion644 3 года назад

Ima replays this its will over 1.5k like

@justamanda8000 3 года назад

@The Panda claw Boi they were the best duo known to man

@DetectiveMekova 3 года назад

The quality of Mark's content is 65% Mark being uncontainable and 35% his editor being even more uncontainable.

@evictedpelican497 3 года назад

bloopers include alex stabbing mark with a knife doing burpees with burpees engraved on it while having mark do burpees on top of a clone of him doing burpees

@eemeli7093 2 года назад

@@evictedpelican497 epic

@mintson8810 Год назад

Sorry for being late to comment

@ethansariya Год назад

@@mintson8810 what

@androgynous_artist 3 года назад

Jesus Christ someone just give this man a brand deal please for his own sanity

@omni8568 3 года назад

@Aaviskar Parasor I’ve been on the decline since I was 7 😂😂😂

@theunspeakablecraft1446 3 года назад

Yes

@Fckwitt 3 года назад

I wish I could

@chunta957 3 года назад

No, we need to see how far we can get.

@JoeEmb776 3 года назад

if he gets a brand deal he'll just find something else to lose his sanity over...

@Firestar4041 2 года назад

"Ate 16,000 calories worth of poptarts..." Alex: " . . . " **loads burpie gun, with malicious intent**

@irustyrobot529 3 года назад

me realizing Mark's filming by himself: "...Oh god he's unsupervised"

@zombieunicorns2567 3 года назад

@I Am KevinBB x2 you've done this on multiple comments it's getting annoying.

@DiegoGonzalez-oe5tz 3 года назад

@I Am KevinBB x2 ok

@MalemetaAnimations 3 года назад

When Mark is unsupervised the world weeps

@Mikiluvsu 3 года назад

💀💀💀

@mr21guy9 3 года назад

@I Am KevinBB x2 just stop it was never funny and I never will be

@karleeeriksen5528 3 года назад

Alternate title: “Mark Hiding His Sins From Amy & Alex’s Holy Peepers”

@shanedaley6236 3 года назад

Why did he hide it from her lol it was fun to watch at the end when she came home and he trys to hide it she pretty much found out

@Cricket-ud7vx 3 года назад

Oh my gods, bro that was my birthday video

@norat3691 3 года назад

"I know this is for a bit but how long will this stay up?"

@jetfrancis8345 3 года назад

don’t do this to me🥺🥺😂

@dbone3356 3 года назад

The title of the video with the white long sleeve shirt and black and white background... He (and/or Lixian) knew what he (they) was (were) doing...

@tjtiffles 3 года назад

Mark trying to cancel all the food companies that won’t sponsor him is actually the best

@nevaeh9125 3 года назад

He's like the opposite of a food review channel cuz he shits on the companies and their products.. But then he actually gives a serious review on the product at the same time

@jordanogplayer5247 3 года назад

@@nevaeh9125 Ik 😭

@nevaeh9125 3 года назад

@Morec no, 'cancel' was the correct way

@Bit_Froggr 3 года назад

Mark has to be sponsored by sustenance just in general.

@GamingWithHajimemes 2 года назад

If he trips on concrete he could sue the world... AND WIN-

@noelledenisematias8400 2 года назад

Mark's face when he notices that Amy arrived was priceless 😂

@KuroHebi 3 года назад

Pop Tarts: Are expired. Mark: "Cool, I don't care.". You will regret this decision in a few days...

@kreationkat9410 3 года назад

E x p i r e d p o p t a r t s

@stephanievang8859 3 года назад

Oh god...

@berniecarbz1723 3 года назад

Bruh

@Foxington_the_Fox 3 года назад

Lol.

@bloodletter7835 3 года назад

Cut to mark being in the hospital rn

@cemeek89 3 года назад

Markiplier: the man who won’t eat pop tarts out of the packaging, but WILL eat corn and green beans out of the can...

@stormynight4856 3 года назад

@Cal stop

@stormynight4856 3 года назад

Mark does Mark wants

@v_crimson77 3 года назад

I actually feel bad for mark

@cyberren354 3 года назад

actually corn and green beans out of the can are great and are superior to cold untoasted pop tarts

@starlit2135 3 года назад

@Cal STFU

@Itoldajokeonce 3 года назад

Markiplier: “I will be sane again.” Everyone: “Again?”

@SwindlerJeff 3 года назад

Again.

@bludbanka 3 года назад

Yep again

@abandonedacc420 3 года назад

since when is mark sane?? did i miss out on something?-

@zillasaiyan1m274 3 года назад

I think he is sain for a bit after he finally finishes a super hard game like getting over it but then his sanity goes away not long after

@MindOfGenius 3 года назад

Markiplier: "I will be sane again." Also Mark: 22:49

@problybeetlejuice7460 2 года назад

I can’t 😂 *amy gets home* Mark: *panicked pop tart hiding*

@ryleh_horror1683 3 года назад

Mark: eats a bunch of expired poptarts His Intestines: " And I took that personally"

@peachyland1507 3 года назад

🤣🤣🤣

@evanwoods3107 3 года назад

Lmao

@xerilaun 3 года назад

😂😂

@pileosalt8227 3 года назад

I can’t tell if Unus Annus has really taken a toll on Mark’s sanity or if it’s just Mark

@herostorm4384 3 года назад

Maybe both

@terra_the_nightingale135 3 года назад

Yes

@depressed_hero 3 года назад

The answer is probably both

@ethanlewis2120 3 года назад

The answer is yes

@madcam7759 3 года назад

both

@NoiseDay 3 года назад

"Don't tell Amy" Amy: lives here and has known about everything the whole time

@magicaldontpostmuch3256 3 года назад

And probably helped the editor

@Beanpolr 3 года назад

@Unus Annus Back, horrific demon!

@slackolantern 3 года назад

@F Ù Ć Ķ • М È ! ! ! • I WĄNT ŞĘX • OPÉN MY CANÁL ! You're not Rita! Where's our old Unus Annus Spam bot? You're just as bad as the guy pretending to be Unus Annus! Are you going to reupload all her nonsensical emoticons?

@Cipher_Paul 3 года назад

What?! Do Amy and Mark and Henry and Chica really live together? But I thought Mark lived with Ethan! They even made Chica her own dog house, so why would she be living with Amy?

@moon-ww6qt 3 года назад

@@Cipher_Paul all i know is mark and amy love together because im pretty sure they're dating(?) and ethan lives with his girlfriend as well

@PanromanticDragon 2 года назад

Just...Marks face as he said “Alex...I think I know why the diet hasn’t been doin as good as it coulda been” is...peak reaction image

@Jellybeanthecat743 Год назад

He looks like Grumpy Cat and it’s HILARIOUS

@RageCannon-tf3ob 3 года назад

Mark's channel now is just a documentary of a man slowly growing more insane every day. And I love it.

@zendakon8299 3 года назад

And ballsy. He wants a sponsorship from everyone it seems

@andreabarkala4131 3 года назад

@@zendakon8299 and he deserves it

@gmork1090 3 года назад

@@andreabarkala4131 I want to be my usual cynical self, right? But he does. He really does.

@boops9668 3 года назад

I thought that was unus annus

@janieussery7172 3 года назад

I’m here for it.

@dogemcdogeface7901 3 года назад

“There’s nothing wrong eating this much poptarts right?” Hospital : yeah, about that..

@disgustingjr3070 3 года назад

yeaaaaah

@lunariousmoon 3 года назад

This joke came in to very well

@mrgrimm335 3 года назад

Was thinking the same thing XD

@thirestdog9616 3 года назад

ya know, this is probably why u stop eating them when u see its expired and not just fuck it

@NinjaLoveDomo24 3 года назад

@Jayden Paulk same

@cazoo_kid9853 3 года назад

Markiplier, the man who threatened 4 big company’s in a week.

@orangelake2268 3 года назад

I thought it was 4

@cazoo_kid9853 3 года назад

@@orangelake2268 Del Monte, Green Giant, and now Kellogg’s. Did I miss one?

@emilybenger-boyle4496 3 года назад

@@cazoo_kid9853 sour patch kids

@cazoo_kid9853 3 года назад

@@emilybenger-boyle4496 oh right

@orangelake2268 3 года назад

@@cazoo_kid9853 Look, he threatened: Del Monte, Jolly Green Giant, Sour Patch Kids and now Kellogg's

@rylangrimes1239 2 года назад

The “DING” while ejecting the pop tarts out of the toaster before they were finished freaking sent me 😂

@blueoffline2667 3 года назад

Mark: Has a really healthy lifestyle, works out often, does Keto diet Also Mark: „I ate 16 000 calories worth of poptarts. "

@manbabymonke 3 года назад

That have expired

@roeisimcha188 3 года назад

He also has 5 ovens

@leorewinski7768 3 года назад

Keto isn't healthy....

@DJB3lfry 3 года назад

@@roeisimcha188 He no longer has 5 ovens, sadly :(

@blueoffline2667 3 года назад

@Jon Finn It was there the whole video, it just grew stronger as he admited to his sins out loud

@pastelrainbowsd5574 3 года назад

Mark: “I feel ...... bad...like physically” Marks guts: you have no idea

@Xylophone08 3 года назад

To be fair I would do this if I had enough money

@rogerinam.5785 3 года назад

Ahahah

@breemarie5264 3 года назад

*flash forward to hospital*

@emersyn3783 3 года назад

yes

@XxTunnelSnakexX 3 года назад

Lmaooo

@philaug974 3 года назад

Mark to Alex: "I have been... dishonest about my diet" Alex seeing this before preparing his next training: *So you have chosen death*

@cucco4e808 3 года назад

Basically lol

@sanddry738 3 года назад

*GOD’S FITNESS TEST I N T E N S I F I E S*

@Liezaac 3 года назад

yey i gave it 666 likes

@philaug974 3 года назад

@@Liezaac you absolute madlad

@friendcomputer2293 3 года назад

By burpees.

@mavisrose1404 2 года назад

Mark is like a dissapointed mother and an energetic dramatic father. But that's one of the best things about him.

@alexdean9046 3 года назад

This video can be summed up as mark being scared of Alex, blaming Evan, and being mad at pop tarts for 30 minutes

@decyphxr8329 3 года назад

Tap on a clip to paste it in the text box.

@becauseican5821 3 года назад

@Cal why are you copying this on every comment? Just make an og comment.

@oceanrose6626 3 года назад

Must be hard

@bernainmolina7481 3 года назад

Yea but it's TRUE those poptarts really suck and have poor health quality

@Toby-vm5gq 3 года назад

ft. hiding poptarts from ethan's allergy

@SquidLordXD 3 года назад

Mark: Amy will kill me Amy: **Walks in the house** Mark: **Mental breakdown**

@gadlygamer 3 года назад

dont you mean a mental BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN

@chikebchikeb1813 3 года назад

comment: "999" likes me: I AM GOD "taps" comment: "1000"

@jkublive 3 года назад

@@gadlygamer I think I’m the only one who caught that lmao

@sexypanda1349 3 года назад

@@jkublive its the part 4 diamond is unbreakable Jojo's Bizzare Adventure intro. MF jojo's reference bro.

@cwootwoot9025 3 года назад

@@gadlygamer is that A JOJO REFERENCE!?

@Dont-Watch-My-Vids-U-Regret-it 3 года назад

“I was gonna keep this secret to my death” Mark really trusts us

@alaskanson 3 года назад

yas. he is brave UWO

@Senneih_cram 3 года назад

@Cal idk if you actually got this idea first, but if you really did, that's the most clever thing i've seen in a while

@kupkate04 3 года назад

I would press like but then I'd ruin the 999

@Nuggetman-ov7yq 3 года назад

Oh hello, I’m subbed to you

@_lil_lil 2 года назад

"And that's what breakfast has been for most of the world-- well, at least America" might be the most American thing Mark's ever said.

@Snorlax151 3 года назад

Mark and Ethan: *deletes Unus Annus* Ethan: *takes the aftermath well* Mark: *stress eats poptarts*

@taylorjensen3558 3 года назад

Accurate lol

@brookiemocookie2216 3 года назад

@MASLIN BRUNER wow dark

@creamsupreme8630 3 года назад

@-MøønlightSun- Unus* and Memento*

@blues_sandwich4303 3 года назад

@-MøønlightSun- my parents and me any time I mention unus Annus: them “and that’s done now?” Me “yup” them “can we even talk about it now” me *explains the whole idea of unus annus again* them “you know quite a bit about this”

@Lil_Lunar69 3 года назад

Welll future me says other way around

@ONE-vt1fz 3 года назад

“This was a confession-“ Skips ahead “UNFROZTED BLUEBERRY POPTARTS”

@sarahvanrooyen7280 3 года назад

Lol

@arthurmorgan835 3 года назад

Omg!

@Sambone90 3 года назад

Lmao

@Ashepskystory 3 года назад

i did the same

@richhutnik2477 3 года назад

That us a good thing.

@2solidben 3 года назад

Mark: “I have a very deep Secret” Me: what. Mark: pop tarts

@sebastianvalmes6797 3 года назад

😱😱😱🤫🤫🤫🤭🤭🤭 Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattt?!?!? Crazy, insane, horrible, unholy, Mark how come you never told us of your great sin against humanity, wow, awful, stinky brain.

@anotherkilluasimp1993 3 года назад

@@sebastianvalmes6797 laughing👏my👏fucking👏ass👏off

@perhapsdie6458 3 года назад

@cloudy1860 3 года назад

Ok So I Thought He was gonna say I Secretly had the sponsor of Los clamdo the whole time

@leweirdo1220 3 года назад

I tHoUgHt He WaS gOnNa FiNaLlY aDmIt He'S a MaSoChIsT lOl

@connormurphy6393 2 года назад

As someone who works over night at a grocery store to stock shelves, these boxes the ones we order to stock with lol Also! The box at 5:00 is likely taped cause the top popped open before they packaged it into the larger box to ship. It happens sometimes cause the poptart boxes are flimsy, we get taped ones every now and then too lmao

@troublemonkey1_626 4 месяца назад

Can confirm these look exactly like the cases we got for pop tarts in grocery stores

@vaporizedstar 3 года назад

Ever since the death of Unus Annus, Mark has descended further into madness.

@itsadri0_0 3 года назад

Yup

@forgemakesstuff2734 3 года назад

Annus was the embodiment of his sanity, and now Annus is dead

@proglider647 3 года назад

Theres an easy answer here

@mihranplayz3430 3 года назад

@Ì Ãm ĶēvîñBB No

@lunarlane3054 3 года назад

Exactly

@zyaphyr 3 года назад

A man ate 16000 calories worth of expired Pop Tarts, this is how his organs shut down.

@christopherbuckenhamphotog368 3 года назад

He had poptartemia emia means pressence In blood

@StudioHannah 3 года назад

The man suffered from sucrosemia, “sucrose” meaning “sugar,” and “-emia” meaning “presence in blood.”

@GC-kj4zv 3 года назад

In the criminal justice system

@Joyful_Jo_ 3 года назад

YESSS

@hasansyrf 3 года назад

Literally just watched the gas station sushi episode of that channel

@antiquessouls5267 3 года назад

Can we take a moment to appreciate how instead of being a jerk like every other big RU-vid and having to make a confession to being racist, mark has to only make a confession to eating several boxes of pop tarts in the spam of 6 months- this is why I have been a long time fan. Why the hell does my comment have 1.3k likes-

@hannahjane6787 3 года назад

facts. I love him to death

@antiquessouls5267 3 года назад

@@hannahjane6787 yeah, he has never had a single scandal

@Jaidea 3 года назад

I thought you said "Mark actually confessed to being racist" AND I GOT SO SCARED OMFG

@benkayvfalsifier3817 3 года назад

Can we take a moment to realize that Mark unintentionally gave his audience the middle finger at 19:55.

@antiquessouls5267 3 года назад

@@benkayvfalsifier3817 it was a joke :)

@sadgecat588 2 года назад

I'm coming back after not watching him for years and he's actually so much more hilarious wtf

@RuneCl4w 2 года назад

And guess what, these pop tarts put him in the hospital the very next day LMAO, he aight though

@elizabethsomehow4813 3 года назад

Mark: breaking his diet now and then Alex: listen here you little..

@DigitalCat01 3 года назад

I mean, it is healthy to have off days when going on a diet.

@elizabethsomehow4813 3 года назад

@@DigitalCat01 I totally agree but it better be not this kind of food or at least not this much, even Mark said that the pop tarts is mostly just sugar

@DigitalCat01 3 года назад

@@elizabethsomehow4813 my mom cheats on her diet with a peppermint shake from Chick-fil-A XD but she normally gets a small. She only gets 1 large every year

@PeashooterOriginal 3 года назад

600th Like Your welcome

@juggawest 3 года назад

Today's video I'm in the hospital AGAIN should have had more HOT coffee cocoa or tea.

@aspin_ 3 года назад

The "Don't Tell Amy" bit has followed us from Unus Annus to Mark's Channel. It shall never die

@coinisinorbit 3 года назад

@@akworld2.o451 no he didn't

@coinisinorbit 3 года назад

@@akworld2.o451 I ain't even look but I already know with how many views your getting

@user-cb3yn6wq2s 3 года назад

He was also wearing his unus annus socks

@cecilyerker 3 года назад

Post Unus Annus Mark doesn’t seem like he’s entirely okay.

@n.a.houston8721 3 года назад

He's missing part of hkm

@himikotogasyoungerbrotherp6512 3 года назад

Yea T^T we all miss it a bit too much

@trans_boy_kole7640 3 года назад

Your not wrong

@RoboticArsene 3 года назад

mementro mori my friends. Unus Annus

@c0m3dy23 3 года назад

I think a part of him broke

@jellyray3395 2 года назад

26:15 As Mark saw the pop tart god, he had The look of pure terror as he gazes into the lifeless strawberry jam eyes and at his chocolate crusted armor. The god beckoned Mark to follow, and yet, Mark just watched in agony as the tart consumes him whole. Then. The god said. "Keep eating."

@NathanTheMan 3 года назад

“I just trusted Evan” Evan: P E E S A U N A

@matthewspencer4926 3 года назад

memento mori. unus annus.🖤🤍

@fedora_theexplorer6955 3 года назад

@@matthewspencer4926 indeed unus annus

@cheesyretz4583 3 года назад

Yes

@devodeeds 3 года назад

*evan imagine cant even speel grammer

@prinsjanndeloso4173 3 года назад

Source?

@jairuskarla.bertolfo8868 3 года назад

Mark: shut up everybody everything's gonna be ok 3-4 days later: Hospital*

@xorth1697 3 года назад

I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS

@hippiestoner3411 3 года назад

Even better - intestinal blockage...

@madeofwood3328 3 года назад

POPtarts almost killed him... His only secret that was going to kill em, now hes dying

@Dad-sp6lj 3 года назад

Tbis made me laugh so hard

@danettewright7702 3 года назад

Im your 999th like

@nonamegiven202 3 года назад

Mark really just trying to vent out the leftover Unus Annus ideals.

@im_bored2068 3 года назад

Why no reply

@hadasruimy1069 3 года назад

@@im_bored2068 why no reply to reply

@allenjones4792 3 года назад

@@hadasruimy1069 why no reply to reply to reply

@ZamaDraws 3 года назад

Why no reply to reply to reply to reply to reply

@smartandsmarterify 3 года назад

@@ZamaDraws what you said +1

@markjrcolin1210 2 года назад

I exclusively eat pop tarts at room temperature without heating them at all, so I might be some kind of demon possessed man-child.

@daffadell5153 3 года назад

I'm 100% certain Markiplier is having a mental breakdown over these poptarts right now

@explosivebean8328 3 года назад

I’ve talked about a pickle to my friend while he shouted stop for 20 minutes straight. All because he mentioned a pickle

@DecayMedia 3 года назад

Nah, the looming threat burpees did it.

@iwantsexseemyvideo5962 3 года назад

💋

@kydatyvegrybatokeanvisoko2420 3 года назад

Lmao who would name a bot channel "open my canal" I hate it pfft

@Ficli 3 года назад

markiplier has gone crazy since unus annus ended

@JameyMcQueen 3 года назад

He lost his sanity YEARS ago, lol.

@Pyro_MANIAC_ 3 года назад

He already went crazy at least 5 months in to Unus Annus lmao

@acreativename9186 3 года назад

@@akworld2.o451 bot behaviour

@thementallifeyo 3 года назад

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@MissionaryMclovin 3 года назад

Well You aren’t wrong 😭

@taylorowen9833 3 года назад

Poor Amy. One day she's going to walk in and see mark crying in the corner covered in breakfast cereals, packages strewn about the room and the words "Crunchetize me" written in various bits of cereal on the floor.

@zapthewarrior7577 3 года назад

you talking about mark eating pop tarts, or a man who went insane with captain crunch?

@Timmothy_plays 3 года назад

And she wouldn't even be phased by it.

@luvbug_m 3 года назад

this definitely shouldn’t have made me laugh as much as i did

@taylorowen9833 3 года назад

@@zapthewarrior7577 I'm calling it. Mark's going to wind up with 50 lbs of cereal for his next review. Captain Crunch, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, an obligatory thing about Jack with Lucky Charms. It's going to culminate in him taking a "cereal bath" like his mashed potatoes bath and his hot chocolate bath. Actually, I'm surprised he hasn't made himself into a bowl of cereal yet with all the weird bath based things he's done.

@zapthewarrior7577 3 года назад

@@taylorowen9833 ok, a mashed potato bath, is just actually disgusting In my opinion

@bradyparisien3533 Год назад

Those pop tart boxes are literally the ones we get at the store I work at! You literally bought the stuff for stores!

@jasonalcatraz5817 Год назад

Correction: Evan bought the stuff for stores. Much to Mark's dismay XD

@lognott 3 года назад

"I couldn't do this because Ethan was coming over... But now he's not soooo...." Dang, that feels bad in the heart.

@e_famdomss4807 3 года назад

Ouch- day hurted

@bee-zz6bf 3 года назад

@I Am KevinBB x2 silence bot

@bee-zz6bf 3 года назад

@@akworld2.o451 silence bot

@thatwhiteguy5847 3 года назад

@@akworld2.o451 no one cares

@kathysteph932 3 года назад

@I Am KevinBB x2 stfu

@Duck-dx4tn 3 года назад

Alternative title: *Markiplier’s descent into madness after failing to cope with the grief and loss of unus annus*

@jasminabosnjak4979 3 года назад

Cao ja sam is serbia

@brieb402 3 года назад

Sounds about right🤣

@daviddespotov2494 3 года назад

Srbija!!!!

@jasminabosnjak4979 3 года назад

@@daviddespotov2494 why tf did a get a comment about a bot saying Fuck me?

@goodnightlain 3 года назад

lmfao ikr

@tinah5466 3 года назад

Mark: *Confesses that he lied about following his diet* Alex: *Sees this video* And that was the last time we saw Mark

@JustSippingTea 3 года назад

Bro these are all prerecorded its all a matter of time till the police catch on because he was murdered... By burppes

@magicaldontpostmuch3256 3 года назад

@@JustSippingTea oh no

@anggaadandiputra8450 3 года назад

@@JustSippingTea oh no not the burppes. Anything but the burppes

@stormynight4856 3 года назад

@F Ù Ć Ķ • М È ! ! ! • I WĄNT ŞĘX • OPÉN MY CANÁL ! the heck?

@pzzec7042 3 года назад

already 656 likes- now 657 ;) but fr oh no-

@blackgetsugauser 2 года назад

"It's dry, bland, digusting. " Mark has become Gordon Ramsay XD

@olid7477 3 года назад

when your fave is so unproblematic that the most problematic thing they’ve done is order $500 worth of poptarts

@swingandamiss5942 3 года назад

wholesome events in the lives

@acronolozki 3 года назад

i mean seriously? the most problematic thing was when he got angry at welcome to the game but even then it wasnt like woooow problematic stuff 500 hundred dollers on pop tarts is just typical markiplier

@SolKiza 3 года назад

Everyone else with random influencers: Yeah he may have been a creep but who cares Mark Fans: Yea he bought 500 dollars worth of poptarts

@kuntoye 3 года назад

I'm sorry I changed the likes from 420 to 421 😔

@kaihaken5200 3 года назад

He didn’t review maple bacon, pumpkin pie, watermelon, fruit loops flavor, mocha, and of course watermelon

@maddie1525 3 года назад

mark and alex talking about why marks diet doesn’t work alex: “i guess we’ll never know” mark: “... i know”

@microrave3333 3 года назад

@Cal no one cares bot

@BerserkerMaeve 3 года назад

@@microrave3333 Your just jealous of him.

@BerserkerMaeve 3 года назад

@Cal good for you

@TheUsualGuy-rj8pj 3 года назад

@@BerserkerMaeve "Cal" has been posting this on a bunch of comments, it does seem like a bot.

@smithsmitherson221 3 года назад

Cal is indeed a bot.

@Gragoroth 3 года назад

Mark: "I ate 16,000 calories worth of pop tarts." *ALEX INTENSIFIES*

@LOH__ 3 года назад

💯

@parrotevil7845 3 года назад

Nice profile pic 👍👍👍

@foxyoner3674 3 года назад

@I Am KevinBB da fok

@parrotevil7845 3 года назад

@@foxyoner3674 I really don't know 😂😂😂

@Greeter1987 3 года назад

_Bots be gone_

@johnandrewdivina1435 2 года назад

Legend says mark is still not done eating all of his pop tarts

@goodguybjorn 3 года назад

"OH these are expired! Its fine, it's whatever." fast forward a couple days "so I'm in the hospital, i have a blockage in my intestines"

@bruce6918 3 года назад

Omg XD

@Raphsody17 3 года назад

Lol

@mornin7134 3 года назад

Time stamp?

@caratjoy8586 3 года назад

@@mornin7134 he made vids on it... lol

@mornin7134 3 года назад

@@caratjoy8586 link?

@sweetyum46 3 года назад

My husband: "you're too old to watch Markiplier" Me: "Not if he keeps making spicy content like reviewing poptarts I'm not. The voice of our generation."

@pixiebrat3278 3 года назад

Sister!!!!!

@sams575 3 года назад

Tell em!!

@kevo5133 3 года назад

What does he think this is, a cartoon? This is *art*

@fartmaster00 3 года назад

LMAO YES

@teslacoil5378 3 года назад

Too old?!?! Nobody's too old to be watching Markiplier.

@GoldenT1K 3 года назад

Broke: "Don't tell Amy." Woke: "Don't tell Alex."

@pamwise3078 3 года назад

underrated.

@uhoh7545 3 года назад

Where's "don't tell amy" from?

@midgetlemon5149 3 года назад

don’t tell them though Demolition ranch “don’t tell mere”

@GuzzlingDuck 3 года назад

Broke and woke? Is this a kids review channel?

@vanceafterdark 3 года назад

@@uhoh7545 Unus Annus 😔 you wouldn't understand

@brooksproductionsstudios3389 2 года назад

*"They are the same different, but they're different..."* -Mark Edward Fishbach

@gcfalconi 3 года назад

mark: passive-agressively insults the void is he having unus annus withdrawal

@nopenope6910 3 года назад

Probably

@dashreid5072 3 года назад

Memento mori my friend... Unus..... Annus.

@fluffyspooks3786 3 года назад

@@dashreid5072 y e s

@nategreat0040 3 года назад

Wouldn’t it be unus annus withdrawal? Assuming he enjoyed doing it.

@giftedsaucer631 3 года назад

Dude yeah

@jbarron6747 3 года назад

Mark: It’s a good thing Amy’s not here... Amy: *distorted audio feedback demon noises*

@ronniechan6519 3 года назад

DoNt TeLl AmY!!

@zigsblade453 3 года назад

"Don't be sad it's over, be sad it happened."

@notaname1750 3 года назад

There is a gargoyle behind him

@jgerajak 3 года назад

Don't tell Mere... I mean, Amy.

@tinyc.c5366 3 года назад

@eliannam.5700 3 года назад

watching a man eating a huge amount of pop tarts is the most western thing I've done

@simon.i3119 3 года назад

Have you seen Unus Annus

@Prismatic_Pixie 3 года назад

Have you never watched ProZD?

@AznPrzsn 3 года назад

Well.... could I convince you to watch me eat a ton of Ramen since I'm Asian then you could have an Eastern experience too?

@elianaobjects2566 3 года назад

Ayyyee almost name buddy

@theBas3m3nt 2 года назад

Mark : judges people on the way they eat poptarts Also Mark : savagely sucks the flavoring from takis and spits out the carcass

@mysticanimation22 3 года назад

Im safe, Microtoaster still counts.

@canileavethisspaceblank6190 3 года назад

What the heck is a microtoaster

@Wharf922 3 года назад

@@canileavethisspaceblank6190 a micro toaster is a micro....toaster.... :D

@rancequercia4674 3 года назад

@͔ just like my pe

@raymondwiggins354 3 года назад

"Professionals have standards"

@brook6944 3 года назад

I looked it up and that thing looks dope as fuck

@donnyboi7033 3 года назад

Alex: "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed. Now do 1,000 burpees!"

@vulgarqueefing 3 года назад

@I Am KevinBB 😐

@dad5draco 3 года назад

Lol, what a great trainer.

@Aelith007 3 года назад

420 likes XD

@Isaia2008 3 года назад

@I Am KevinBB bruh

@tiad7143 3 года назад

@I Am KevinBB chill

@mags8790 3 года назад

Mark: "I feel bad..." *4 days later Mark is in the hospital* Mark: " I don't know what could have possibly caused this..."

@katiebroadway 3 года назад

Oh... my God

@princessaviexo 3 года назад

Also mark in the hospital: it wasn’t the poptarts

@-device--057-2 2 года назад

9:32 can we appreciate Lixian putting that pun, that was a great pun 10/10.

@47ratsinahoodie 3 года назад

Alternate Title: Markiplier Desperately Wanting A Sponsorship Pt. 4

@vincentfrick6880 3 года назад

Lol I know that it's a joke but I'm pretty sure that he has no shortage of potential sponsors. One of my favorite sponsors was getting paid to play Pogo stuck.

@AngelWingsYT 3 года назад

@@vincentfrick6880 he wants one that WONT make him suffer XD

@marym4229 3 года назад

@@AngelWingsYT Nah he's a masochist. He can handle it.

@yomommaisahoe4396 3 года назад

10:46 now that.... Will get him a sponsorship

@47ratsinahoodie 3 года назад

@Greek Goddess He lives in LA. Being an Angelino myself, trust me. It's _always_ better to have more money. You don't know when your otherwise decent wage will suddenly not be enough for food or shelter.

@oliverwills3556 3 года назад

Mark: “I ate 16000 calories worth of pop tarts” Alex: **screams in disappointment**

@kleinuzimacki8873 3 года назад

Only 16000? LOL

@Daddy5atan 3 года назад

Alex: Shame

@K1TTYCHARMM 3 года назад

LMAO AHAHA

@ericmaldonado9074 3 года назад

Alex: you have choose Death I see

@bloomie5827 3 года назад

900th like

@ivymarie3096 3 года назад

you’re telling me the man who owned FIVE OVENS only has a TWO SLOT TOASTER

@socially-ineptnerd4535 3 года назад

... There are toasters with more than two slots?

@potatonumber200 3 года назад

I AM A MAN WITH FIVE TOASTERS!

@fionnarose1380 3 года назад

@@socially-ineptnerd4535 yes. there are. I've only seen two and four slot toasters though.

@hotch33sienut52 3 года назад

you should remove that profile pick if it's from unas annus

@socially-ineptnerd4535 3 года назад

@@hotch33sienut52 I think that they made it clear during the livestream that clips and art and edits are okay to keep up, just not entire episodes, so profile pics of them should be okay?

@maxwilson7001 2 года назад

I want to see the rest of Amy’s reaction to all this

@varmaster2044 3 года назад

“I will be sane again” When was he ever sane

@ethereal8698 3 года назад

He was sane?

@sadjunkie1135 3 года назад

Indeed😂👌

@iatemycat5320 3 года назад

Whats being sane-?

@Bane_Of_All_Prostates 3 года назад

Who is sane r u dating her?

@christianhysom2395 3 года назад

What kind of sane man has 5 ovens

@flerphaderp7259 3 года назад

*His personal trainer in his video response:* “I’m not mad... Just very, very, very disappointed. You could have told me.” OOF 😬

@NukelearFallout 3 года назад

He's like Mark's dad; especially with the way Mark looks up to, and marvels at him.

@aliafreya524 3 года назад

@@adapperwalrus1662 on youtube?

@aliafreya524 3 года назад

@@adapperwalrus1662 oh alright ty

@abreathingcoffin8089 3 года назад

That made my toes curl

@erikaz1590 3 года назад

you're missing about 10 more 'very''s

@Suskungale 3 года назад

Mark: i have a confession Everyone: :'( Mark: P O P T A R T S

@secretboizz2132 3 года назад

lmao 😂😂😂

@rin-asobimasu7609 3 года назад

Yeah

@nc-maniac-5738 3 года назад

300th like

@darklyboi3134 3 года назад

I'm just refreshing this as people are liking this comment lol

@kinagrill 3 года назад

So cool they're hot.

@FilbieTron 2 года назад

This reminds me that my family used to get the off brand unfrosted “pop tarts” and they were the absolute worst.

@shipchaseplays6988 3 года назад

Meanwhile Mark in an alternate universe: "I AM A MAN. WITH 5 TOASTERS"

@starthekid8935 3 года назад

This provided much serotonin

@epiphanyjervisbattilega3158 3 года назад

*Meanwhile in an a different alternate universe:* *laughs in five of every cooking appliance

@peripheralmaster3265 3 года назад

Explain?

@Memeamyoto621 3 года назад

Ovens.

@jookitty2148 3 года назад

I am a maaannn, with fiiiivvee toastersss

@m0nd4y41 3 года назад

The fact that Mark has eaten so many poptarts that the second he touches the packaging he knows it’s higher quality foil is incredible

@TheSpecificOcean. 3 года назад

The fact that i was the first reply to this comment even though there are hundreds of likes on it is incredible

@iamgabinhello1 3 года назад

I’m second right?

@therandomnobody3407 3 года назад

@@TheSpecificOcean. the fact im the 2nd is cool

@kalyan7708 3 года назад

The fact that I was the fourth comment is amazing 🗿

@-inamd525 3 года назад

are we all seeing this at the same time?!?!

@Defunctaccount 3 года назад

“I will be sane again” Don’t get ahead of yourself now Mark

@jtjones4727 3 года назад

What is insane, is the fact that strawberry wasn't in his top 5. I mean come on, that is the classic Pop Tart right there. Frosted Strawberry. Followed probably by the Frosted fudge ones, whatever they're called. And blueberry, nasty.

@discordiadingle3203 3 года назад

@@jtjones4727 yea, but I think it’s like starbursts, ya know? Everyone’s certain that they know what the best and worst flavor is, but it’s really a matter of preference. I love strawberries, but I hate strawberry pop tarts. I’m like Mark, I prefer cherry pop tarts. Just preference🤷‍♀️

@ebonbaum8632 2 года назад

The genuine disappointment on his face when he realizes what he did to himself by eating 84 pop tarts during his diet 🤣

@mikrohoseok9751 3 года назад

This title scared the living hell out of me.

@robyn_uh_bank 3 года назад

yeah, same

@itstubbeboi8831 3 года назад

Bro me to

@Mothiesucks 3 года назад

Same here dude

@xcastle8610 3 года назад

Same.

@spencerkeener913 3 года назад

Same bro same

@hopphipp3817 3 года назад

Lixian's confession... Bob's confession... Wade's confession... Marcus and Rachel's confession... Markiplier's confession

@hananshanti5491 3 года назад

Wait, this is Mark's confession? How did I not know....

@skipp84 3 года назад

@@hananshanti5491idk man

@Hunkules9642 3 года назад

Cory's confession

@lucaswan4429 3 года назад

Following the trend

@trickytreyperfected1482 3 года назад

What

@SmittenKitten. 3 года назад

Mark has collected quite the coterie of interesting people... Lixian, Evan, Alex, Eef, Amy, Bob, Wade, Tyler, Sean... A good group.

@its_rubee7377 3 года назад

Oh my god yes, and we NEED Tyler back.

@HkPrima 3 года назад

You forgot zombie and yamimash eatmydiction nanners swag and minx

@_And_y_ 3 года назад

Who's Eef?

@agentbaguette1519 3 года назад

It's very tribal his circle is. Outside of it when he interacts with other friend groups he only relies on his daring nature and his max out charisma or he stay silent during interactions. The only circle I feel he is more active in is the Game Grumps.

@gameloser2893 3 года назад

@@_And_y_ ethan nestor

@rexitally4323 Год назад

Mark after he eats a completely normal amount of pop-tarts in 6 months: “ALL ABOARD… the toxic gossip train”

@travelingbard6161 3 года назад

Theory: When Unus Annus ended, Mark died and Annus survived.

@abandonedacc420 3 года назад

you fucking genius, it explains it all

@topher8872 3 года назад

The music in the video sounds like unus annus music

@debbiemorey3878 3 года назад

Interesting theory, friend. It could be argued that, this notion in itself effectively breaks the idea of the deletion at all. But let's be honest, that's wishful thinking at the least. Something that probably be thought of at all, false hope isn't good for anyone.

@lynn_tsukino 3 года назад

I mean, he's clearly not handling the end of it well 😂 and I mean, there's a crap ton of hourglasses behind him It's probably a wild stretch but man, these videos are very unus annus like

@yureiotakughost9464 3 года назад

What's an unus annus, speaking forbidden words

@hal6562 3 года назад

"Alex's gonna so mad when he sees this." Has the same feel as: "Dad's gonna be really mad when he gets home."

@amaravega838 3 года назад

@I Am KevinBB x2 no

@melo0611 3 года назад

@I Am KevinBB x2 HATful

@rockyxbautista 3 года назад

has the same feel as: “DONT TELL AMY”

@luluthefox9527 3 года назад

@@amaravega838 I reported his comments and his channel for unwanted spam

@amaravega838 3 года назад

@@luluthefox9527 I do the same whenever I see them. I don't think it works this :/ I still see that axxl dude with his two girlfriends beg for subs everywhere lol