@Victoria Brooke chris from mr beast, also i dont expect charlie to wanna make a video abt it self but maybe abt how hes like disapointed in sunny or sum
“….AARE YOU KIDDIN ME??? You think I wanna stick around after something like that goes down? Listen, I may be the king of darkness but I’m not an idiot” -Josephi Krakowski
I remember watching a Mexican movie where a Priest had holy brass knuckles and he was literally punching the demon out of a little girl tied to a chair. Probably the funniest thing I've ever seen in an exorcist film. EDIT: NO IT'S NOT CONSTANTINE. It was all Spanish.
It’s always great watching Charlie ranting about fun-bad movies. As he explains it, it’s fun imagining how the scene looks when he describes what it was like.
@@Lulu-ex7fc True that’d be crazy. I listened to an exorcist who makes the demons say prayers and embarrass them as much as possible with the power God. Pretty much just mentally beats them up it’s wild.
Can we just appreciate how amazing 1973 exorcist was to the point not even a single film afterwards even came close in that genre? Almost 50 years later and not a single film ever came close to being as interesting or as good as the original.
The Pope's exorcist is not trying to be the new Exorcist.I kind of agree with the guy who commented below too.But as a horror movie Exorcist is better but as a normal movie comparison the Pope's exorcist just shits on it just bc of Russell
One of the Pope's official titles is "Bishop of Rome." He is the bishop in charge of the top city in the Catholic church, so Charlie's description is totally accurate. 🙂
As a person who has been watching only horror movies for 14 years, the second I saw the trailer I knew it was gonna be horrible. Even when I had the opportunity to watch it, I refused to since I knew it was gonna be atrocious.
What in your opinion is a good horror movie? Name me some examples please and you better not disappoint me, since you are such a credible movie critic and stuff.
Me and my dad planned to watch this because we both love paranormal movies. When I tell you I cannot believe the bullet of embarrassment I dodged by not going to watch it. I get embarrassed when there’s a make out scene, I would have DIED if I had to witness 14:16 with my dad right next to me. Heaven forbid when we go home and my poor innocent mom would ask us “how was it”.
If you're curious you could still give it a try, a lot of people did enjoy it. You should almost never let someone else's review or opinions convince you not to watch a thing if you want to see it (unless the review mentions something you always avoid or that triggers you, like SA or the dog getting killed off or something).
Yesterday, while watching the Popes exorcist, I fell asleep in the theatre and they didn't even check to see if anyone was left in the auditoriums. Woke up at 12:15am, left the movie theatre which was in a mall. At this time the diamond-shaped security gates were over the windows. Everything almost shut down. Luckily the doors open outwards from the inside and re-lock. I hope I don't get in trouble, or mislabeled as some thief or homeless overnighter. There was only a custodian who I saw look in my direction, but I just kept going towards the door. Kinda mad no one checked or woke me up, the theatre was full. Needless to say the movie was kinda BORING.
@@user-gv5em4md2o You actually hit the nail on the head. It was quiet, and empty. I can hear the white noise from the various buildings/mini stores connected to it. It was a big movie theater and a big mall too, so I was just walking endlessly for a while. The mall was empty too, other than the custodian I saw. When I did see another person, it snapped me out of the backrooms thought and brang me back to reality. Wandering that place made me feel like the "Main Character"
@@user-gv5em4md2o it's wierd, for the first time I actually had a gut-instinct feeling... to explore more of the mall as soon as I left the theatre portion of the mall. But the moment that thought came I got the "yea that's not a good idea, go home" feeling. Maybe it was my last sign to get out before I actually end up in the backrooms.
Charlie would definitely be the type of guy to bring a notepad to a movie theater for the sole purpose of just being purely dumbfounded at what he had just witnessed.
How he feels about this film is the way I felt after watching the first Jurassic World film, and being utterly dumbfounded critics 'and' audiences liked it. It was one of the worst movies I've ever had the displeasure to endure, it was the closest I ever came to walking out of a showing before the end. And I can say that with confidence because after the first, there was no way in hell I was watching any of the sequels. It took THREE of those films for everyone else to catch on with how f ucking appalling they actually were.
I think the coolest one of these I saw was in a novel called Grey Knights. Randomly, a person starts convulsing and starts speaking in demon scrawl before being shot into space. Then later, it turned out that was the name, and they had to get to a specific spot at a specific time with a specific sword to utter the name and beat the demon which was super cool.
Wasn't exactly sure what you meant by the confession scene Charlie since I haven't seen the movie but if I'm not mistaken it sounds like a normal instance of confession. You do not have to list all your sins in confession just the larger ones you remember and the priest may state something like "for these along with any and all sins that they (you) have not listed you are forgiven."
Dude was actually a complete badass. Someone once asked him if he was afraid of Satan and his response was, “No. Satan is afraid of me.” Butchered his namesake with this movie
@@garritgreen He's also not afraid, because it's not real. Much like the haunted house every halloween. But this year it's going to be real, I tell yeah!
The Ao no Exorcist manga made the "demon's name" cliche work in an interesting way - the exorcists basically have a database of known demonic names, but you never know whom you are facing, given that he posseses a body and/or can shapeshift. So the whole shtick is to survive in combat long enough, while reciting one name after another, until you hit a jackpot. Or die.
A "True name" on demons is just a trope, its being good or bad entirely depends on how you execute it and how much we understand of the world the story is set in. In this film you don't get the potential threat of the demon to larger humanity, you don't get what a priest can and cannot do, you don't get anything to actually buy into the "magic system" they are using.
As a Catholic yes you can be forgiven for multiple sins without mentioning them individually in confession. Usually in the case that you missed a lot of confessionals or haven't been in a very long time. The priest usually just tells you to focus on the big ones and when doing your penance for the major ones you're also doing them for the lesser things.
For real, demon horror films almost always end up hanging their horror ambitions on the idea that the devil is real is scarier than anything they can put in the movie. The only thing I've ever liked with demons in it is the first Paranormal Activity, and that's really only because of how they did the subtlety of the horror.
Honestly it was a great goofy bad to watch with some kids I babysit. I prescreened it and so did the parents and we agreed this is a movie I could "let" them watch "if they don't tell their parents" type thing. It was really fun for them and the parents went around pretending they had nooo idea why the kids would giggle at them asking what we watched that night. It was cute and just fun. I wouldn't mind sequels. Note the youngest was 14 they just have strict parents and I'm they're uncle lol
@@AJDaniels5298 Scream, Child's Play, The Evil Dead, Dawn of the Dead 1978, Day of the Dead 1985, Night of the Living Dead 1968, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Nope, Bodies Bodies Bodies, The Blair Witch Project, Shaun of the Dead, Zombieland, I know What You Did Last Summer, Return of the Living Dead, Train to Busan, 28 Days Later, Cronos, Mimic, Brain Dead, Bubba Ho-Tep, and some many many many more. Some of these movies are trashy and fun while others are more serious and have higher production value. A lot of these movies were made by a bunch of random people with cameras. It's not a high bar!
you think demons would be naming each other using their demonic physiology to their advantage, and simply use sounds that humans quite imposibly cannot pronounce...and thats their name.
@@dustinherk8124 to be fair, in some mythos it isn't exactly the name that is powerful per se but the power of "belief" behind the name. So even a human name would be effective if the power of belief behind it is strong enough.
If the latest Josh and Archie video taught me anything, it's that priests can and will in fact speed up confessions like that to forgive any and all sins transactionally. Movie was highly accurate there.
I was about to say, you describing it sounds goofy fun bad when you said it wasn't lmao But by the sounds of it, it sounds like it has some decent concepts (like underground tomb covered up by the vatican) but execute it poorly. I haven't seen the film but the way you described it I might have to so I can have some context lol
What would’ve made it fun is if he’s just really good at exorcism and constantly outsmarts demons, but then he meets one that give him a hard time. Like he just trolls him not even taking him seriously and constantly outsmarting him. Like a comedy of an exorcist struggling with a demon who’s not taking anything seriously, enjoying his frustration. That would’ve made an entertaining movie
Like not even doing anything dangerous or anything. It’s an ancient demon bored of causing violence and causing pain and fear. He just wants to make people cry from frustration now
Thanks for the heads up. I had hoped it would be more of an Exorcist III which was a psychological thriller with horror as a backdrop. It was also wrongly marketed as more of an action film.
You know, if those priests really knew anything about Asmodeus they'd have just taken the family to a seafood restaurant or held a fish fry. Asmodeus _hates_ the smell of fish organs cooking. He'll clear out faster than you can get the cork off your bottle of holy water. It's right there in the Book of Tobit, baby. You don't have to go to seminary school to find it.
The pig part you explained sounds a lot like an Anthony Hopkins movie in which he plays an exorcist as well. He is supposed to exorcise a demon in a family's house, but he plays a little of theatrics/reverse psychology to make a kid admit he was pranking his family.
There was a movie documentary about Fr. Amorth, called "the Devil and Fr. Amorth". THAT doc was pretty scary, there were people that would come to the Vatican for exo 100s of times. As a Catholic, it blew my mind to see how an old priest was doing exos everyday for years. Many already had mental treatment and were hospitalized, so this was a supplemental last resort for them.
I watched this movie with my fiancé and her friends, and afterwards all I had to say was “that felt less like a horror movie, and more like another movie about Russell Crowe just being a badass”
That’s bc it’s not meant to be a “horror film” but a more true to cases & the 1990 book An Exorcist Tells His Story and the 1992 book An Exorcist: More Stories by Father Gabriele Amorth. 🤷♀️
@@NaomiDollxoxo Here, ill save you some studying time: 90.9% of cases are mentally ill patients, 9% are scams for popularity/attention/money, and the other 0.01% are mentally ill exorcists. Now you understand "demonology".
So basically, the court of bishops say it's unnecessary to have an exorcist since their aren't many actual exorcisms, and then at the end say "there are 200 more, we need your help"
That ending reminded me too much of the ending to the game "Faith," and then I started seeing more parallels between this movie and the game. I could be grasping at straws here but it was a thought
eww goofy word 😢 If the creation of anything thru molecule to man evolution were true, nothing should evolve because organisms have ORGANS. and evolution could never get even 1 of them to function right, LET ALONE 4 OR 5!! AND THE CIRCULATORY SYSTEM!! The sequence of DNA can be identical but produce different results based on the presence or absence of epigenetic markers. So if humans and chimps share a common ancestor and these chemical tags are heritable, they should have similar epigenetic markers, right? They should (if evolution were true), but they don’t. the bbt (bigbang theory) is a manmade construct. How insane the chances must be for mill's of plants and animals to magically mutate over ludicrous spans of time. We should find missing links. However we dont, we only find Fully Formed animals. If animals could evolve into totally new animals, there should be a chance we find missing links. ONLY THE SIMPLEST LIFE FORMS SHOULD BE ABLE TO EVOLVE INTO EXISTENCE. GENETIC ENTROPY WILL UNDO WHATEVER BENEFITS THE ORGANISM MUTATED, FASTER THAN THE ORGANISM WILL MUTATE BENEFICAL TRAITS. EVEN THEN, THE CHANCES OF ANY ORGANISM MUTATING A BENEFICIAL TRAIT ARE NEXT TO NONE. HOW MUCH MORE CRAZY IS EVOLUTION, WHEN APPLIED TO MILLIONS OF PLANTS N ANIMALS?? FOR THEY ARE WITHOUT EXCUSE.... DEBUNKING BIGBANG: if the bigbang was real the 2nd planet's orbit would be normal and sat turns ring particles should've moved too fast for ANY gravity to pull them towards the planet. And thats not even taking into account the bigbangs hot temprature which shoulda vaporized anything. also there is too little antimatter in universe. if bigbang was real 99.999999999999999999999% of our universe should Not exist because antimatter destroys matter when it make contact with matter. the bang wouldve made much of it touch matter. so we see far less stars n stuff bc the so called bigbang wouldve destroyed nearly all of it. . READ THIS VERY CAREFULLY!! ----> this should prove that Jesus is Real: JESUS CHRIST will Not make you take any mark, and He will punish the tyrannical ANTI Christ. The ANTI Christ will get a terrible wound, but cure himself to reinforce his deception to decieve the non-Christians and the lukewarm Christians. (look up lukewarm Christians on Christian websites and/or the Bible.) the AC will be world famous and very popular. he will make people take a mark on r hand or forhead. there will be a severe punishment for not taking it. The ANTI-Christ is a control freak, the opposite of Jesus Christ. However, this AC will act all nice and cool for 3 years and 6 months, and then he will make a tyrannical dystopia. for another 3 years 6 months. Jesus uses His power for GOOD, NOT EVIL. This is BIBLE PROPHECY. Dont trust the false god, his goal is to get people into the lake of fire. he will go there too, despite all the FALSE MIRACLES HE WILL DO! Repent of your sins to Jesus Christ before its too late, you could die today!
I genuinely think whomever made the movie thought, "I've seen the conjuring series, I can do that." Than wanted to add humor Halfway through writing it. *Jesus I was so zoinked on benadryl w 2 hrs of sleep when I wrote this. I HAD to fix the grammar
I hope someone added the Avengers music to the ending scene of that movie it's like someone was a big Supernatural fan and decided to make an exorcist movie
RT is invaded by bots like most review sites with an "audience rating" I can almost guarantee you studios are paying for higher ratings cause they know critics scores mean nothing these days its all about the audience scores which everybody can effect especially if you have enough money to buy bots.
People are idiots. They always start crying when critics dont review their fav IP movies favourably. Imagine Gordon Ramsey reviews a McDonald's burger and calls it mid. People: " well its mcdonalds, what did you expect?"
@@skandosh9025 most of peoples favorite IPs get reviewed as if they were the next citizen Kane. Most Disney movies, marvel movies, and Star Wars movies can count on a critic score of at least 90+%. However if the film doesn’t have blatant or underlying feminist narratives, they’ll do their best to detract people from seeing it. Chris Pratt can instantly bring the crictical score down by quite a bit.
12:24 the part where he “Gabriella is like:” and then I got hit with the ad of “ how many subscribtions are you patting for?” Perfect timing, god I love this channel
@@spimuru5040 Ya know....I really don't even know.🤷♀️ I accidentally tapped that emoji when I was done writing, and just thought it looked super cute and like it fit with the comment...somehow? So I just kinda...left it there
@@spimuru5040Hes happy that cr1tikal is recovering from his kitty jumpscare and it made him tear up a little so now he has to blow his nose cus his nose started running cus thats whats usually happens when u tear up
The “John Wick of Exorcists” movie you’re looking for is actually “Constantine”…which also happens to feature John Wick himself lmao I’m sure you’ve seen it, though
In case anyone was wondering, Gabriele Amorth is an actual "exorcist" and he was featured/interviewed in The Devil and Father Amorth by William Friedken (the director of The Exorcist). It's supposed to be a documentary but it's not very believable.
Hi Charlie, it would be cool to see just a tiny bit of editing in your videos to illustrate a few of the things you say, not a lot. Like the movie’s poster for exemple
That’s what I’m sayingggg like I haven’t seen it but this movie sounds right up his alley for fun bad movies. I feel like he just hates the cliches, but it sounds hysterical at various moments
@Moist Mellow well his point is that on paper, the movie is fun, in actuality its boring. But I also wanna see it. I felt a little bit attacked when he said no one looked at the trailer and said "that looks good". I sure did. The guy the movie is based is quite a character, supposedly performing somewhere around 100k exorcisms in his life. Plus Russel Crowe. I love him
@@sparkyspinz9897 yeah I made that comment prior to the videos’ ending where he summarized it as such.. but those boring parts must’ve been long and rough cause everything he summated was pretty damn funny
bob larson the exorsist also had a rant about this movie. he said he knew the guy it is based on and said that its totally bogus, he doesnt swear and cuss and drink. nor would any of these crazy situations happen in an exorcism. like the pig thing, people flying around the room. etc. and some of the quotes are totally stupid he said. i actually heard about bob larson from this channel now that I think of it, charlie probably forgot! the main character has since passed away explaining why they could make such a bogus movie without him being able to stand up for himself
Charlie you should watch a very cool movie on Shudder called "Terrified" , impetigore, the call, south bound, the Night house And for Fun you can watch Choose or Die, The cleansing Hour (a really goofy movie by design) Anything for Jackson
honestly the idea of an exorcist movie with the angle of “the priest is actually a horrible person because all his exorcisms were just people with mental illness and they all ended up horribly” is a cool idea. you could go with the angle of the priest being delusional and fully believing that all his exorcisms were real and slowly revealing to him and the audience that they really weren’t by way of an actual demon or just some sort of outside source like a psychiatrist and we learn that they were all just in a mental health crisis. you could go with the idea that the priest is just a really bad person who hates mentally ill people and harms them through the way of exorcism for sick pleasure and gets haunted by the ghosts of the people he’s killed. you could even go with the angle of sick evil priest gets his comeuppance and the demon is actually a good guy who isn’t there to cause suffering but rather to punish the priest because, you know, that’s his job. bringing bad people to hell. but it sounds to me like they just had absolutely no clue where they wanted to go with it and just threw everything at the wall until it stuck
I thought it was a good movie, I agree it was boring at points and not really a horror movie but for christian films it was one of the better ones story wise. ALSO charlie was really underselling moments of this movie, when the family is being attacked the daughter is literally thrown around the room attacked in a closet and upon being rescued we see her on the ground being held against a wall. The mother was pulled into the mattress like being pulled into hell and throughout the movie the daughter is constantly hearing knocks in the walls which is kinda really creepy. It was the pope that sent Gabriel and it's thought that him and Gabriel were connected spiritually and so the demon was affecting the pope through Gabriel. Asmodeus is the king of hell, It's said so in the movie. It's understandable that just having his name would not be enough to defeat him. After watching the full video from Charlie I feel like you didn't pay much attention to the film because alot of the movie was explained and it was entertaining, You can have your own opinion just like I do but I don't think it was a bad movie for the average movie goer. Hell at the end of the movie it hints at Asmodeus still being there with their right hand man and gaining what they actually wanted which was finding the other 199 spots in which the fallen angels were hidden/ held. I really really feel like charlie does not do the movie justice for what it was.
Agreed, I honestly did not go into it expecting to watch "another exorcist horror movie" but rather a Christian based exorcist thriller, I mean, if they were aiming at a horror movie, Yea id say they flopped, but it didn't really feel like that was the case, it was more straight to the point and didn't give in to so many cliche horror aspects, a lot of things that the demon does can seem like it, but it's very plausible for a demon of higher standing to do such things, I mean, to engage in battle against an entity of the purest form of evil, and you (charlie) were expecting a John wick v demon style of action, I mean, look at the history of exorcisms and you'll see how foolish it was to expect that kinda shit 😂, I must admit towards the end it could seem a lil, idk, hard to believe (the fight with the demon), but if you're a Christian, just look at what kind of "Biblical actions" occured back in the day, ex, Moses time with Egypt and any of Jesus' miracles like the resurrection of Lazarus.
yeah I felt like Charlie's take was ignorant of the christian perspective (not being a christian myself) I totally didn't catch the hint that Asmodeus was still there shit I've seen it like a dozen times XD man I'm hype for the sequel
