The "breathable water" from The Abyss is 500X more believable than Jason Statham surviving 2,500 atmosphere's of pressure with the power of testosterone and coolness.
More believable? Sure. More awesome-er? Not a chance. I'm surprised there isn't a scene in this movie of a shark biting him but he flexes so hard that the sharks teeth break. How fuckin awesomely terrible would that be?
The "oxygenated fluorocarbon" technology in The Abyss is more believable because it is real. The depth that Bud dives to is probably more questionable.
As someone who's been a SCUBA diver for 15 years, and is a qualified commercial diver, I want to explain the pressurization thing. So, while there is some logic behind filling your sinuses with water, it would not help you. While it would equalize the pressure in those specific cavities (if the bones could even withstand that much compression) you have other cavities in your body and your whole chest would cave in.
im crying laughing listening to Charlie explain how ridiculous this movie is lmao "How could it possibly be out of fuel when it just landed there?! Did it barely make the trip there?!"
The more I kept listening, the more I swear this sounds like an AI wrote most of the script. The sudden release of the shark leading to the sudden discovery of a mining operation and suddenly that base being destroyed, but then having plot points that hinge on the discovery of the said base as a motivating factor the bad guys convoluted plans.
@@Dovahkiin106 AI alr is gon replace every single job imaginable. But before that happens, we're gonna kill ourselves by making the planet inhospitable.
I just wanna add, when the guy blew the octopus, he was at least 10 meters away from the explosion UNDERWATER and he just swims away like nothing happened REMEMBER: Explosive underwater is SO MUCH DEADLIER that explosion in the air, the pressure waves will fold, crush and rip you apart especially if you're too close to the blast radius
Charlie it was a pleasure meeting you at the movies today! Sorry for being so starstruck/in shock. Going from seeing an old man peeing in the hallway to meeting Jesus himself was a lot for me to process in the few milliseconds I had!
For anyone wondering, at 25,000 ft the pressure would be ~757x the normal atmospheric pressure. That comes out to around 11,000 psi (give or take). Every 10 meters/33 ft the pressure increases by one atmosphere roughly. Just a reminder that the Titan sub imploded at 12,500 ft. At half the depth in the movie, a metal sub was crushed in less than 10 milliseconds.
Basically the same issue with Godzilla or Transformers. Trying to force a human element into what should be a giant monster/robot fight movie. When I see godzilla, I wanna see a giant dragon thing fight other giant beast thing, not some weird love plot/ scientist discovery that turns that giant monster into a side plot or setting location than the actual focus
LMAO "i forgot to mention he was on a jetski, i dont know what you were picturing without the jetski..." right before he said that and was talking about him riding the wave, i was like wtf, is he gliding on some high tech water boots? lmao
Leia surviving IS more plausible. Waaaaaay more plausible, even without the force. Someone already commented about the titan, they weren't even half that depth and they got crushed so fast their body's couldnt even realize it.
Jason Stat-Ham isn’t affected by pressure. Pressure is affected by Jason Statham. Jason Stat-Ham puts pressure onto pressure. Jason Statham crushes pressure and makes pressure collapse and implode
I am a new follower of your account. There is no reason why I, a 58 year old woman, could ever explain how I even found you. I'm so curious that I'll give damn near anything a chance. Charlie, all I can say is I am enjoying the f out of you, your Moist testing fast foods are so funny with your buddy. I am dying that I can totally relate to a 28 year old person. ❤🎉😂
26:58 "Did the lizard monsters siphon the gas cus theyre addicted to gas?" I thought this was a movie about sharks loool. Charlie slowly slipping into insanity trying to explain this movie.
i could listen to charlie explain movie plots for hours 😭 i love how into it he gets and no matter how bad he said the movie is he makes it so interesting to listen to him talk about it
I love it when he goes on like this. He's like a little boy who just saw his favourite super hero movie and it sucked balls and he's trying his hardest to explain why it sucked balls to his parents and friends
Props to you Charlie! You made the 80% of the movie, that you said was boring, actually fun to imagine! The scenes that played out in my head were far from boring!
@AlexanderHenry-hz3tdDo you really think that's an effective way of spreading your religion? Harassing and annoying people online? You are just trying to get your golden ticket into heaven but are instead turning people away. Please re-evaluate what you are doing.
this was in fact the greatest shark story time of all time , i want more Charlie just either going insane over a movie plot or just telling a movie plot in general , i would have that as my main podcast
EXCUSE ME!? Backdoor plumbers 3 has the strongest plot of any modern entertainment... you will go from laughter to tears and back again through this BANGER of a movie.
@@Imgoingtohell-rd5sm and they're ignoring them to the point they aren't even getting the author involved. Books are actully grounded and try to be realistic.
5:04 This would have been a really great idea. After all, the reason why we can't have great white sharks in aquariums is because the crowded spaces makes them swim less, and because their heartbeat/breathing is dependent on frequent movement, they die of a heart attack or something due to living in a crowded cage. And as the crew takes note of this because the Meg's heart stopped beating in their in lab indicators, so they send a crew to check on him, and then, the scientists note the heartbeat suddenly going on again, and the Meg wakes up and mauls everyone like Charlie said in true horror movie fashion.
It could be triggered by the Meg reaching a certain size in relation to the space. That would be interesting to watch and leave viewers second guessing real life dead fish. That's really what you want out of a slaughter scene. Lasting impression in the back of their minds that makes children shut the closet door and leap to the bed when the light goes off so the monster underneath doesn't grab them.
When Charlie said Jason Statham rode the wave created by the Meg without every mentioning a jetski, what i envisioned was him just standing on the water and casually walking over the huge wave.
One day, Charlie is going to break the internet by making up a wacky internet drama situation and deadpan narrative through it. This man could convince me a congress man turned up in a furry costume to a Senate debate and I’d believe it
I would be like “wow this corporate greed conspiracy stuff is so unrealistic no way would they insist on continuing the trip after the Meg escapes” but then I remember a couple months ago a ceo insisted on going to the bottom of the ocean in a busted up submersible 😂
I think the 3D glasses blinded me to the plot holes, because normally I’d catch on to these kind of things in movies but still, I found I was enjoying myself the whole way through, I caught myself laughing in the theater when no one else was because of the bad writing, for example (spoiler) when that unrememberable characters helmet exploded from the water pressure and killed them, adding nothing to the plot at all, I was the only person laughing, and when they introduced a fucking Kraken I just started laughing at everything because I could tell the directors gave up on trying to make a coherent movie. my favorite quote however from the film was “YEAH! Who said 50. Caliber was an impractical round?!” That shit had me HOWLING 😂
that exactly what i was about to say, that either charlie is such a good storyteller that hes actaully making this movie sound fun or they actually had a cool concept but somehow fucked themselves up
I think this has to be one of the longest movie break downs of lore that charlie has done, and I was happy all the time listening to him trying to explain this nonsensical movie, I can only be forever thankful for your efforts Charlie-senpai, you didn't have to watch the movie but you did it for us, you sacrificed your sanity for our well being.
I’ve waited to see this video. Me and my friend always watch bad movies and we were so “hyped” for meg 2 so i added this to my “watch later” until I’ve already seen the movie
I can't believe that Hollywood expected us to accept that the only thing keeping the Megalodon captive was a piece of construction paper. Cardstock is much stronger.
I saw the commercials and if the sharks are that big in the actual movie, there is no way they could ever realistically get anywhere near a beach without just getting stuck on land and dying.
I convinced my gf into watching moon fall w me. Around 2 minutes in I stated that every time they said moon, I would take a shot, or a healthy sip of wine. Partially remembering Charlie's video, I thought this would be a funny gag, it was not. It was a pretty good time for the first hour or so, chuckling, confusion, as well as using the bottles as a sort of "count" for the sake of things. There was then a 45 minute interval, of what I can only be convinced was a glimpse into the seventh circle of hell: sip after sip, bottles seemingly evaporated out of thin air, there was no time for glasses or measurements. I can only be thankful that my savior (gf) stepped in with me to help drain our last bottle of wine together (fully convinced she saved me from the gates of Valhalla). Overall, 6/10 plot, 9/10 enjoyment, 2/10 script; wacky-ass movie, can't tell if my loss of brain cells made the movie better or worse, however, I can say that I want every (or any) script writer for the sequel thoroughly evaluated, as if I hear "moon" more than 5 times in a one minute sequence again, I will need extensive counseling. Have a nice weekend 👻
My favorite part of the movie was when Jonas was on the jet ski with the spears because he started out with 3, threw one at a shark, missed, AND HE STILL HAD THREE SPEARS AFTER THAT
Bless your heart for sitting through all of this. After listening to the first part of the story explained I had to nope out, my brain couldn't turn off enough just to listen to Charlie's voice. 😅
He's actually admitted that he's started wearing other clothes including black shirts and there's no symbolism there so unfortunately it doesn't really mean much anymore
I unironically enjoyed Moon Fall, and im not even ashamed to admit it. Its 100% the silliest most bizarre thing ever, but the CGI holds up well and the story is just enough to be comprehensible when you're on the verge of passing out like i was while trying to make it through the whole thing.
Ive always loved sci fi and i always even for a tint bit make an exception for literally anything sci fi related, moon fall just barely hanged on on that exception.
Best part about the scene where swims 25kft deep with no suit is during the explanation a character says “no no it’s really possible” literally felt like a Dora moment
Jason was able to survive the immense pressure of the Ocean at 25,000ft due to him being used to the colossal pressure of being Hollywood's greatest star
@@RusticRonnie Oh nah bro, would that be some kind of shrek dragon-donkey situation where we get some mutant half-human half-meg babies? Would they swim or walk? Both? Would they be amphibians? That's cursed af.
They should have had them find a giant squid that ends up actually being the head of Cthulhu and then have the megalodon fight Cthulhu with the help of Godzilla
The fact that Charlie is able to keep a straight face while ranting about this dogshit movie is baffling. I was giggling like a maniac in my break room during work.
Seeing as how he explained Jason swimming in deep deep water😊, I assumed he was running on water when he blew the sharks brain out...when he finally mentioned the jet ski I was disappointed. 😢
To be fair, it is funny to me that un Subnautica you have depth gauges for your Subs, but can just pop out of the Seamoth and swim lower than the Seamoth can reach. Like the pressure would kill you immediately. It's a fun game; but that part Subnautica always makes me laugh.
4:54 that's just what happened in the first jurassic world movie. The crazy mega Dino they spliced together slowed its heart rate or lowered its body temp (I don't remember) and then used its cuddlefish DNA to camouflage as to lure somebody into opening the enclosure so it could escape
At 17:33, I admit I gave a belly laugh. What next? Jason Statham takes a walk to the Titanic, picks up some souvenirs, then floats back to the surface?
It's honestly a nice subtextual biography of movie producers. Think about it. But they purposefully made the hero shaming someone for working for money, telling the audience that doing things for money "is bad". These rich people just cant stop telling us that money is bad and that money doesn't buy us happiness, just so they can keep it all 😂😂
