“If I can’t take his trophy, then I’ll have to take his virginity” This is the most logical conclusion I’ve ever heard in my life. Even more, it’s pure strategy and beyond art and science
@Dandy, Space Dandy Honestly we should mock more people for having sex. Its so cringe how many talk about "getting bitches" like its an accomplishment and not just them coping with the fact they're pretty pathetic with nothing else to do in life.
jet’s distant “what the fuck????” in the background at the end has got me dying of laughter at 1am 💀💀💀 i haven’t laughed this hard at anything in a while, fantastic job. thank you
I'm a Sonic fan, I collect toy trains, I'm a furry, AND I listen to Weezer. I'm basically speedrunning virginity at this point. I'm perfectly satisfied with that though 'cause sex is fucking gross. It also means I'd be one of the survivors if I was in a slasher film, so that's pretty cool.
I’m not even joking when I say I thought this was an actual clip with real dialogue until the “never touched a woman” line. And even at that line, I was still like 60% sure that it was still real. Very well-made
It still cracks me up how nice the cutscenes in old sonic games looked compared to the gameplay. I know they were pre-rendered, but other games did pre rendered and it still looked close
Juss Smollet is a plain victim of a crime Sherri Papini was a plain victim of a crime Stop calling him/them a hoaxer Kris is tan because she is from Mexico
We've gone full circle as a society: first we shamed people for having sex, then we shamed people for not having sex, and now we're back to shaming people for having sex again.
@@Boc_theSeamster Not unless we start doing both at the same time, which the church already does ! Jesus loves you unless you're having too much or too little sex !
Jet has his priorities straight, he doesn't let such temporary pleasures keep him from his true goals. Be like Jet, be motivated by the finer things in life.
@@theawesomest2850 Asexuals tend love fellas romantically. The idea of sex, sexual activities, immense lust - basically anything sexual-like isn't within their system.
"So often is it proposed that people who have copious amounts of sex are the ones who are the happiest, most fulfilled, and favored in society. This is not always the case. In this essay I will..."
Those words don’t go together, anyone who calls themself a game and isn’t a famous RU-vidr or something is just some sweaty virgin dude who says he’s a sexual to cope with the fact he’ll never touch a woman.
Cudos to Jet. That guy knows how to be content with his abstinence and even insult people for not being a virgin. Next time I get made fun of for being a virgin. I'll tell them it's because I never lose.
Oh so you lost your virginity? So basically what you're telling me is you're a loser.... because you lost something, your virginity, which means you lose stuff, so that makes you a loser. Loser! Yeah something like that should do it. Oh and make sure to put your finger and your thumb in the shape of an 'L' on your forehead when you say it.
I just like how these videos start up with a normal occurrence and then an unexpected occurrence to respond that first occurrence happens. I just really like these videos because of that kind of comedy.
The faint "WHAT THE FUCK" from Jet at the end kills me Edit: ok so multiple people already made pretty much this exact same comment before me or not so that's cool
