I Let a Sketchy Website Pick a Random Steam Game for Me to Play

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Choosing is overrated! Let's let FATE decide what game I'm gonna play on steam today!
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@degzeeboi 2 года назад

*Imagine making a game that dosent get any reviews or plays and the first person to play it is one of the most famous youtubers*

@olleh2162 2 года назад

lmao

@spaceinvadersaw 2 года назад

@The Lonely Proto Jack who? 😂

@fatassthebig 2 года назад

@@spaceinvadersaw Jack İngof the famous youtuber

@Noobelix 2 года назад

@The Lonely Proto jackspecticede

@OKobern 2 года назад

@@spaceinvadersaw Jack ßėptïçeyè

@fluidstatic5564 2 года назад

"I'm on a bad roll" "Keep it up" Amy is a priceless treasure

@EstiEquinox 2 года назад

I think he lived up to that pretty well this time.

@nostalgiagaming560 2 года назад

@Instagram User Ah, the bots have come at last. Edit: LMAO it's a troll account. It has one unlisted video, and the channel description is: I hate self promoters. GG my man.

@rat.4783 2 года назад

@@jwg2665 that's fucked up. these bots need to GO

@lurecy97 2 года назад

@@jwg2665 putting this for reactions I see

@Milfzwelcome 2 года назад

Amy is amazing literally I love her 💀💀

@dbone3356 2 года назад

Mark: "Amy. I'm doing really bad!" Amy: "Keep it up!"

@august2734 Год назад

That’s true love right there

@syppie6510 6 месяцев назад

Supportive in distress

@redsdead 2 года назад

His descent into madness while playing the puzzle game was way too funny

@ymustitho6343 Год назад

I literally burst out in mad laughter the steam page came up non-stop to the rage quit 😂😂😂

@ymustitho6343 Год назад

Oh boy and the sped up time lapse was such a mood

@nostalgiagaming560 2 года назад

What Mark said he was after: A Random Game What he was really after: Worst game on Steam part 4

@i.e.benediktazurnieden6475 2 года назад

Wait there's 3 parts?

@kindereye8683 2 года назад

Always has been.

@ernestobingayen7999 2 года назад

@@i.e.benediktazurnieden6475 which is a masterpiece of their own

@jeffthemercenary 2 года назад

Lol -1 reviews

@somerandomguy4760 2 года назад

Sanction stfu you don't talk to chica that way!

@NikushimiZERO 2 года назад

"I'm on a bad roll." "Keep it up." It's good to see a supportive relationship.

@aazhie 2 года назад

She's a great human being XD

@cava728 2 года назад

Yeah

@DaniAzakura 2 года назад

This made me smile so hard x)

@stratecal796 2 года назад

Look at the edge on you lad, so on edge that you’re falling.

@bomes2084 2 года назад

guys which profile of the women above me should i click

@TannerEditing 2 года назад

14:50... no ones gonna talk about this? That's the most aggressive, unexpected sneeze I've ever heard.

@mEmEzMaN... Год назад

You should hear me when I have a surprise sneeze

@icewater6841 Год назад

@@mEmEzMaN... Then upload a video of you sneezing

@BrandonConey-el6qw 5 месяцев назад

Watch his sneeze in slow motion. its funny the way his headphones wriggled when he aggressively sneezed. lol

@mleszzor6866 6 дней назад

Average dad sneeze. I do it all the time. Sometimes I even purposefully scream while sneezing lol.

@MiaGalindo0220 2 года назад

I love how when writing his review on Earth Attack Mark was trying not to be harsh and even said he recommended the game bc he didnt want to be that mean

@SeenAGreatLight Год назад

I think it was more of a sudden, Caesar-like instinct to bend the world to his will and alter reality with the might of his written word. ...and he probably didn't want to be mean, either. :)

@csmith7404 11 месяцев назад

@@SeenAGreatLightGood point! The world should remake itself as Markiplier desires!

@alexsnightmare 2 года назад

Apparently since this video was released, the devs of Earth Attack started to actually update their game and it got more positive reviews. Guess Mark alone has the power to save an entire game company.

@babaskarma1981 2 года назад

its gonna become a great game trust me

@fizzinsoda 2 года назад

it's just a single guy who does it for fun, it cost 100 dollars (USD) to put a game on steam, so he prob just having fun with it and using pleasure money he saves lol, but it is funny

@pineappleparty1624 2 года назад

This builds my confidence as a hobby game developer lol.

@jes3d 2 года назад

@ObscuriaDragunAed 2 года назад

I've been noticing that a lot recently with indie dev teams. It's like they're remembering "Oh yeah, AAA games suck and we can capitalize on that."

@DarkRubberDucky Год назад

Mark: went to school to be an engineer Also Mark: cannot solve a 3x3 sliding puzzle

@j.s.2281 2 года назад

The immediate death after he gets into character talking about his family being in danger is the best thing in my life in this moment.

@auroragenim7553 2 года назад

The fact that "Earth Attack"'s creator put Mark's "review" under his Steam description and is hosting a "Thank you Markiplier" sale for 80% is AMAZING.

@maartenn2217 2 года назад

No, it's an attempt to squeeze as much money out of this abomination as possible

@nikkiofthevalley 2 года назад

@@maartenn2217 ah yes, another example of the Internet turning something nice into something bad....

@theaprilsonlyfool 2 года назад

@@maartenn2217 you're fun at parties huh

@nikkiofthevalley 2 года назад

@@maartenn2217If that's true, I'll agree with you, can you give evidence?

@maartenn2217 2 года назад

@@nikkiofthevalley Just look at all the terrible games they sell for $10.

@mr.pigstashe988 2 года назад

Mark: I'm on a bad roll Amy: Keep it up! A true power couple

@Pip8448 2 года назад

lol

@agenttwinkie2234 2 года назад

As a dweeb who loves those little puzzle things, every time you had it lined up where you literally had to click twice and it would go together , I wanted to die.

@inaneinacheve Год назад

Is it that easy ? I'm like Mark on this, it's hard !

@emenalus 2 года назад

I find it so wholesome that after playing these games, both of them have seen some purchases and general support by the community. It's really noble for a big RU-vidr like Mark to drop the standard of playing a popular game and letting some of the smallest companies / developers get a chance :)

@allyimperial1944 2 года назад

Mark: a very distinguished, intelligent grown man also Mark: gets his ass handed to by a 3x3 puzzle for 4-5 minutes

@lilliepoetz6233 2 года назад

I translated the seconds to minutes it took him 8 minutes lmaoooo

@Kolroling 2 года назад

Ao oni

@tohothewriter8002 2 года назад

300 seconds is 5 minutes. Learn to count to 60 more than once... maybe?

@lilliepoetz6233 2 года назад

@@tohothewriter8002 bro he showed that he finished it at 489

@lavikmee 2 года назад

@@tohothewriter8002 it took him 490s dude, which is 8.16mins .... how embarrassing for you...

@isabellawhalley9406 2 года назад

His last review was funny enough when all you could hear was mark’s keyboard, but the second he started typing “Also my parents got divorced” I CRIED laughing edit: (timestamp) 15:04

@CATOHUNTER007 2 года назад

What time?

@jaeraalcantara 2 года назад

@@CATOHUNTER007 15:16

@tiny-angry-chicken 2 года назад

Same-

@ro88o000o 2 года назад

Omg did you really CRY

@t.o.h.b8501 2 года назад

Why tf are there so many bots

@lynnalucifera9387 2 года назад

12:18 Uh, was that the game’s music, or was it edited in? Because the game promised relaxation and that music sounds like you’re being chased by a villain on an endless staircase in a 1920’s silent film

@GloryofGore666 2 месяца назад

Underrated comment

@ThatDudeWithBoobs 2 года назад

14:50 Mark seriously has "dad sneeze". He'd scare away any predator from his kin

@ihatehandles 6 месяцев назад

is that supposed to be an emoji

@jlt960004 2 года назад

“My parents divorced when I was a kid that was pretty hard too I guess” When a puzzle breaks a man 😂

@Plasmicballs 2 года назад

Fun fact: everything is either a potato or not a potato

@AloneTraveler444 2 года назад

In spanish puzzles are called "rompecabezas" being translated as "head breakers" so, quite accurate name if I say so myself

@azaankhan5495 2 года назад

shit gets personal too quickly

@TsunTzu 2 года назад

Just laughter slowly transitioning into sobbing.

@Gabbie.xoxoxo 2 года назад

Mark: “I don’t like making choices” A Heist with Markiplier, Don’t Open the Door, and A Date With Markiplier: “It’s true”

@MiningOrik 2 года назад

And the warfstache automated interview

@payton_bagel8317 2 года назад

Yeah, I always wondered why he asked _us_ to decide everything.

@Kitty-fs4zm 2 года назад

what was dont open the door?

@payton_bagel8317 2 года назад

@@Kitty-fs4zm Just look it up on Mark’s channel. It was another choose-your-own-adventure. It isn’t much tbh, but you should still check it out

@altsc 2 года назад

Yeah. He makes us make them

@mariahbridgeman9542 2 года назад

I love when Mark gets mad he just slowly falls out of frame

@arsonystgamez666 2 года назад

6:50 Literally every missile within 10 lightyears: "Im about to end this man's whole career"

@amberc3674 2 года назад

Could you imagine having zero reviews then randomly your very first one is Markiplier himself

@darky5335 2 года назад

ascend

@Funni-Archive 2 года назад

ascend

@kalynmarcus6307 2 года назад

ascend

@emmc5922 2 года назад

ascend

@girl5222 2 года назад

ascend

@user-n9990 2 года назад

Earth Attack having the forced ending of a flood of unavoidable missiles and having the guts to charge $10 for the whole experience might be one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

@JoshuaPWithers 2 года назад

You can actually shoot but he just didn't know how to

@user-n9990 2 года назад

@@JoshuaPWithers that almost makes it even better

@capitancuba8962 2 года назад

Thay have a "Thanks Markiplier sale and update" going on

@yaboishawn5718 2 года назад

@@capitancuba8962 fr? 😂😂

@fangtastic2033 2 года назад

@@yaboishawn5718 yep its like $2

@br5ndxn 5 месяцев назад

the puzzle was in fact very sophisticated and calming

@littlebitsalterego5811 Год назад

This is the hardest ive laughed at a markiplier video. how have i gone a year without seeing this masterpiece? lixian’s editing is top tier.

@Magmusable 2 года назад

Do you think there's anyone out there that was just like "YES FINALLY HE PLAYED EARTH ATTACK!"

@Stradominous 2 года назад

Nope.

@mrwiseguy7405 2 года назад

The developers

@nuclearpuddle4664 2 года назад

@@mrwiseguy7405 damn…beat me to it 👏

@avocodo1238 2 года назад

Yes absolutely

@Eh-cv5tt 2 года назад

YES FINALLY HE PLAYED EARTH ATTACK!

@ScreamScreened 2 года назад

I don't think I've laughed as hard as I did when Mark started Sophisticated Puzzle, in a long time. Holy hell.

@LittleShayman 2 года назад

Same! Idk why but it was hilarious

@brieparker7281 2 года назад

Yes 😂😂

@andreymashunin845 2 года назад

...and he did promised he would NEVER EVER play rage games...

@Scoldy_ 2 года назад

I wasn't sure what to expect seeing this comment before the video, but when I reached that part I absolutely lost it

@ScreamScreened 2 года назад

@@Scoldy_ It can't be explained, it must be witnessed haha

@joshuamason1221 2 года назад

The best thing about this is the creator is probably some random person who just put their games up not really expecting anyone to play them and then Mark played it and I bet since the video has released there's been hundereds of people just suddenly start flooding in just out of the blue like an entire year after it was made 😂

@christystewart6357 10 месяцев назад

I love that he's gonna leave a review.❤ This is why we all live mark lol

@cyelle1814 2 года назад

I'm just thinking about how much useless "Markiplier rambling" footage Lixian has to go through, and he still manages to turn that footage into something super entertaining with his talent as an editor. Props to him!

@TheReelGame 2 года назад

Lixian is amazing. 2 other editors worked on this video as well though

@iamthesnakeufearme8965 2 года назад

I know right. Poor guy 😂

@Quinton_jazzz 2 года назад

And Amy has to hear it first hand 😂😂👏

@giftedfox4748 2 года назад

@@Quinton_jazzz Amy is hiding in a corner holding a dart gun just in case Mark breaks the door to attack her with his rambling. Oh you thought old men rambling was the worst you could hear? Mark is on a whole new level has his years of recording himself talk to the walls he has gain more power than anyone in the world could possible gain. This is why he is an SCP and the only way to keep him calm is for people to watch his videos.

@CoreyHart13 2 года назад

I'd kill myself. He has to be the most annoying RU-vidr I've ever come across. It's like a 13yr old found a blank cheque and forced himself on the world. In his defense he's making bank, so being annoying is prob worth it for him lol, I couldn't imagine editing this shit.

@kylieghokeefe3056 2 года назад

Might I add.. the aggression of that sneeze during the Sophisticated Puzzles was absolutely amazing.

@breadgod3524 2 года назад

And nesesary to complete the puzzle

@nagisatsukimiya1999 2 года назад

Add the risk of not completing the puzzle in time by sacrificing the player's dog. Therefore...

@OfficialNextGenPC Год назад

I just about keeled over when he started playing the picture puzzle. I just kept laughing progressively harder as he got closer to completing it. When he started writing the review, I lost my mind. I had to keep myself together just to read the damn thing, and as I did it made the laughter worse. A++ content right here!!!

@maskedkara8019 10 месяцев назад

Mark's hatred of slide puzzles is a big mood. They are the bane of my god dang existence!

@akish302 2 года назад

Amy, supportive as always

@AirLight1646 2 года назад

@YeaMan ok but you’re not better than Amy

@friight_ 2 года назад

@YeaMan you might be better than mark but you’re not better than amy.

@PureLovable 2 года назад

@@friight_ how is amy better than mark, am i missing something?

@CrystalRose1111 2 года назад

@@PureLovable that’s irrelevant, nobody said that They were just replying to the bot

@yishaogu4936 2 года назад

@@PureLovable amy enables mark, to quote her exact words, that’s why she’s better than mark. This is a joke, I like both of them.

@Firestarlovr 2 года назад

“Also my parents divorced when I was a kid so that was hard I guess” I was CRYING 😂😂

@libitina9519 2 года назад

so was he when his parents divorced

@graveantelol 2 года назад

@@libitina9519 Jesus christ dude

@lexison7527 2 года назад

@@libitina9519 oh flip

@0_sunnyxroblox_047 2 года назад

Oop- that actually happened

@libitina9519 2 года назад

@@graveantelol i did not expect my comment to get attention

@sprout8426 2 года назад

13:41 everything from here onwards HAS ME DYING

@strzygon5426 2 года назад

i actually wouldn't mind you playing shadow wolf mysteries, it's a point and click and it actually looks good, art style wise, seems like it'd be a fun time, who knows, maybe it'll turn out to be a hidden gem of a game.

@phillphunny 2 года назад

someone has already put over 5 hours into Earth Attack and frankly that is hauntingly beautiful dedication to the bit

@woahimgamer6719 2 года назад

I can stop whenever i want i swear

@oobalayboobalay423 2 года назад

lmao someone has 8.5 hours now

@mrsimson3886 2 года назад

I agree

@wasabi9385 2 года назад

if it was a more stupid game than I am bread, it would move the bar of stupidity a bit more. But it's not, it's the same category where if I played it, I'd say: Wt* am I doing with my life ?!

@sneegsnag 2 года назад

This video belongs in a museum

@xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869 2 года назад

So do you

@solartaire 2 года назад

oh shit it's motherfuckin sneegsnag!!!!

@cross8395 2 года назад

Hello sneegsnag

@aloesilk142 2 года назад

yes it does

@reivioli2604 2 года назад

so true Big man Sneeg

@louise-wj9wr 2 года назад

11:50 so funny i am dying help me

@uhmmmm00000 2 года назад

*mark explaining how sketchy the website is at first * me: HELL YEA BIG FISH GAMESSSSS

@nathanteller9452 2 года назад

Me: _starts watching first Markiplier video in months_ Mark: So our fathers' ballsacks...

@zenthiat2292 2 года назад

Welcome back xD

@nathanteller9452 2 года назад

@@zenthiat2292 Thanks lol, I really missed this

@FROST_HUGGER 2 года назад

Yeah... about the ballsacks...

@QueenKristoff 2 года назад

SAME lol Missed his ole random humor

@leximoll162 2 года назад

Same tbh

@bsavenko5393 2 года назад

Imagine not getting one single player to play your game for years and then all the sudden one day you see markiplier playing your game and advertising it on his RU-vid for millions of people to see

@nicholosmarshall1891 2 года назад

@hardrubbernips_ 2 года назад

Copied comment

@bsavenko5393 2 года назад

@@hardrubbernips_ bro what I didn’t copy anybody’s comment

@hardrubbernips_ 2 года назад

@@bsavenko5393 right

@christianguest63 2 года назад

@@hardrubbernips_ honestly it's such a basic comment I think multiple people would think to say this on their own not that copying gives or takes away any invisible internet points.

@pam8324 2 года назад

3:15 he sounds like Roxy from security breach when she was crying 💀

@BegalvisOfLegend Год назад

While not what most people would define as a complete game... Earth Attack does have some semblance of a challenge to it's loosely defined structure. The peril and futility of one lone pilot, with no weapons might I add, attempting to save the entirety of Earth from an alien invasion is properly expressed. However, I'm apparently not skilled enough to beat it and the game thought that my measly score wasn't even worthy of writing to memory. Therefore...

@caterpillardiary 2 года назад

Every week is like a geoguesser game to figure out where in the world is Markilplier based off his background

@artisticvixen8988 2 года назад

He's said in a vid that He's in Texas shooting for heist 2

@SemperFine 2 года назад

this video was recorded on august 8th.

@venephobia4982 2 года назад

He’s in hos laundry room I believe

@venephobia4982 2 года назад

His*

@coreywest9305 2 года назад

@@artisticvixen8988 my state. Noice

@diandiful5872 2 года назад

Petition for Mark to start a new series called “3 Random Games”

@thebag2609 2 года назад

Sign me up!

@lennytheeagle 2 года назад

Captain sauce moment

@mavendeo 2 года назад

Yes!

@yourboyjoshshorts186 2 года назад

Sign me up as well

@closerdiamond6027 2 года назад

Like 8 bitryan?

@ajbone1842 Год назад

Mark:I dont like making choices Also Mark:processing to make 3 movie with choice for us that lead to different ending of every choices

@Serasesera 2 года назад

Lixian stole the show on this one. I nearly died laughing. 10/10 would risk peril again.

@seifig 2 года назад

Watching mark rage at a simplistic puzzle game that was designed for “relaxation” and “calming the mind” is the definition of entertainment

@TheGary108 2 года назад

*Getting over it Flashbacks Ensues*

@syafanurulafifah1974 2 года назад

I mean, im suck at this game too so i understand mark's struggle like ... "AGGHH its suppose to be there not there" and then i rip my hairs off from my scalp 🤣

@katwilliams2950 2 года назад

@@TheGary108 I thought about getting over it when he mentioned falling of the mountain....the rage he had playing that game....I worried about his blood pressure 😅

@stare4539 2 года назад

Lool

@JSLing-vv5go 2 года назад

Randomness is really fun. I would love if Mark did a "3 Random Games" series. You'd get a lot of trash, but when that gem pops up, it'll be like, "Whooooa!"

@deshawnclark298 2 года назад

That's what Dashie does lmao

@bipbipletucha 2 года назад

I support this

@DenDi823 2 года назад

@@deshawnclark298 A lot of smaller RU-vidrs do it too, notably Kubz Scouts

@AlexHunter2525 2 года назад

This is a fantastic idea

@casseroleee 2 года назад

Good idea!

@isaiah5833 2 года назад

13:28 Guys, I think hes hates puzzles :0

@BananaPhoPhilly 2 года назад

I don't watch Markiplier very often, but whenever I come back I find myself laughing hysterically at at least one thing he does lol

@dovelyxx 2 года назад

Mark: *Doesn't remember the name of one of Lixians games* "BLAST ASS" Lixian: *Suprised that one word is correct* Edit: How did this get over 1k likes? :O

@cava728 2 года назад

@@jackwrath5111 what the FUCK

@Herb.exe01 2 года назад

@@jackwrath5111 Chica? Man, why though?

@Ven24503 2 года назад

@@Herb.exe01 what did that guy said

@cava728 2 года назад

If anyone was wondering why I said what the fuck it’s because someone said “I can’t wait for markiplers dog to die” So I said “what the fuck”

@quinlar0807 2 года назад

Mark should keep playing random games that website selects for him. This whole episode is gold.

@XxDiPpInDoTsXx 2 года назад

Seconded

@ULouOW 2 года назад

thirded

@RafaelCastroOficial 2 года назад

I agree with that

@fishboyFishyFins 2 года назад

Fifthed

@rygyd 2 года назад

Sixthed

@lilperson3096 2 года назад

When Mark was playing that puzzle game, it gave me war flashbacks to a similar type of puzzle in LoZ Wind Waker... The pain-

@PrinceLeviathan 2 года назад

The Oasis Cabana puzzles. Never beat the first one

@lilperson3096 2 года назад

@@PrinceLeviathan me either, my inner voice is telling me to finish it, but the idea of it triggers me but it won’t let me sleep at night ;-;

@Sleepy-Pile-of-Ashe 6 месяцев назад

mark: says he doesnt like making choices also mark: makes multiple yt series/games that rely entirely on choice

@MyraMier 2 года назад

"Relaxing puzzle game" ... for everyone but Mark.

@jevil5035 2 года назад

Yes

@KuroRyuShiro 2 года назад

No, I hate those puzzles too

@doctorsno906 2 года назад

@@KuroRyuShiro Same here

@savagemac6697 2 года назад

That shit has me rolling 🤣😆😂.

@tunkiyo 2 года назад

And me I hate those too

@zombotany3443 2 года назад

I like how the random steam game button was literally just taking him to steams curated advertised games. I know he says it, but it's still funny.

@nyahnyahson523 2 года назад

Theyr probably do it by user reviews but there's a bunch of terrible games with "100%"

@emilsmithsomething6 Год назад

I just want to take a second to appreciate how much the editing and music make this video comedy gold, especially during the parts where Mark is typing.

@o__o.6212 2 года назад

Earth Attack has a nice variety of projectiles, at least. Most games like that just have basic asteroids, while Earth Attack at least has different projectile types with different damage and trajectory.

@OnyxKingYT 2 года назад

Markiplier: Let's let a random wheel decided what game I should play. *Markiplier's about to make some regretful choices*

@TheJinx64 2 года назад

Machimist moment

@TheJinx64 2 года назад

@HyperFragon 25 wtf

@O_XEO 2 года назад

@@TheJinx64 do you mean masochist

@KQJ_Diya007 2 года назад

Lmfao

@MDG-mykys 2 года назад

Ok, but where's the hentai?

@snappymango 2 года назад

Yeah, I’m gonna need a Let’s Play of “Angry Rock”.

@charliescanvas1334 2 года назад

Heavily agree

@ambersomething1693 2 года назад

And flappy bee

@6MikeJones9 2 года назад

While the titles do sounds like they would make for funny content, the state and lack of quality of earth attack makes me think they will also be garbage games not worth the price tag.

@wowdabug 2 года назад

4:30 made me laugh so hard

@Arcsin27 2 года назад

5:20 same vibes as that “guess who?” meme

@abnormalexperience8767 2 года назад

as someone who has played those picture puzzles since i was a kid, seeing mark get *so close* to solving it and then going right back to what he had before and doing the same thing over and over and over... was *PAIN*

@suspiciouscommenter5240 2 года назад

*EYES*

@adamkrause7880 2 года назад

I was sitting there like “NO GO BACK NoOoOo”

@Tiggodog 2 года назад

I COULD NOT AGREE MORE

@megasauruss 2 года назад

I wonder why he struggles with them so much? Even as a child I was an ace at these.

@Chocorade 2 года назад

SAME! I used to have lots of these puzzles back when I was a kid so I laughed a lot at Mark's pain lol

@merthiusslitz4767 2 года назад

Miracle of Life - Markiplier : " We were all born from a Sack of random" - That will be my answer when a random kid, will ask me how are children are born/made. Bless you God for this.

@jwg2665 2 года назад

MARKIPLIER'S NIECE FLEW OUT OF THE CAR AND DIED LMFAOO 🤣🤣🤣

@spacesheep_ 2 года назад

don't feed the troll

@jkterjters 2 года назад

I mean TECHNICALLY it’s not that different… you know… s SACK… of random… you know…

@MorphineZ0 2 года назад

r/technicallythetruth (Btw I'm not trying to mock the comment, it's just... technically the truth)

@Gxylord 2 года назад

@@spacesheep_ yep! make sure to report and move on

@jacobbixby3472 Год назад

Lixian is one of the best editors on RU-vid no question. This editing was FLAWLESS

@ChloeCasey_ 2 года назад

Mark expressing how the one puzzle type does fit his brain’s work style hits me so hard 😭

@aemj9277. 2 года назад

The guy who made Earth Attack is probably amazed that someone actually spent 10 dollars on it lmao

@PoorMonkeys 2 года назад

I guess all these fans will start buying the game just to check out how shitty is it... And the more we buy the more shitty game they made

@jwg2665 2 года назад

JACKSEPTICEYES DAD IS ROTTING IN HELL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@lordook5413 2 года назад

Best part of the game is that the background isn't just scrolling image but have some depth to it.

@imnothighipromise1563 2 года назад

@@jwg2665 so like do you somehow think this is funny or...?

@abdelillahbentabet5557 2 года назад

@@imnothighipromise1563 stop FUCKING replyng to the trolls dammit

@styxjunkii 2 года назад

"I'm trying to get in character here" *Instantly dies*

@volterknight 2 года назад

Yeah, seems pretty accurate

@wiisperia 2 года назад

please make this a series!!! its brilliant and genuinely entertaining.

@niconico486 2 года назад

The fact I love those puzzles and could see at least 5 way to complete them before Mark got it made me weirdly proud of myself I'm also pretty sure I haven't laughed so hard in weeks. Thank you

@SpagettiSpeltWrong 2 года назад

The editing had been matching Marks complete insanity lately.

@namechanger3889 2 года назад

Really? Personally, I just don't like some of the editing that's been done

@randomgirl13_855 2 года назад

Wow, im not even happy about this. The editing has been great the people who say they don't like it can just shut up. Also the disrespect Jack is getting here to can also go away because he doesn't deserve it. Yall stop attacking Mark about the attention he gets for his videos he worked hard to get here and for you to say you get more than him is so dumb. Mark and Jacks communities are great and many people are supportive of them and eachother this just sucks. I didn't write this comment to give these "certain" people attention im just calling them out. I hope people see this and understand what im saying. Have good day/night 🥰👋

@starlight_studios8784 2 года назад

I think they meant that the editors have been purposfully making the edits to make Mark look more insane

@randomgirl13_855 2 года назад

@@starlight_studios8784 yeah but some have been saying they don't like it :/ and i mean its fine i didn't mean it to be harsh i was just saying they shouldn't say that because the editors work hard to make it appear that way

@alexsantoro597 2 года назад

@@randomgirl13_855 it’s feedback and that’s ok. They need to know the likes and dislikes to make improvements

@Yusukegirl 2 года назад

Mark making that sophisticated review for Earth Attack makes me want him to play a typing game just to see if he is a typing genius.

@plasmavamp 2 года назад

he struggled back in the "welcome to the game" series bc he kept goofing the typing hacks lol

@alessm2206 2 года назад

Nitrotype anyone?

@bird_with_knives 2 года назад

Would be cool to see that with NovelAI

@EpicVoiceShitposting 2 года назад

14:28 - the sound of a dolphin, heard by other dolfins, used as a mating call.

@colinrogers8630 2 года назад

This was genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve ever watched. If there are angels living among us to bring joy to the world then Mark is one of them.

@perihangamze238 2 года назад

"Also my parents divorced when I was a kid so that was pretty hard too I guess." LMAO understandable have a nice day Mark

@ryleemacdonald863 2 года назад

same, but also, I am your 90th like

@kendrickbenbow7728 2 года назад

That part made me laugh so hard

@grudeasnaots210 2 года назад

@@kendrickbenbow7728 ok?

@titanborn8287 2 года назад

I love that there is now more reviews... Mark single handedly has woken up this developer from their deep dark slumber and gave them a reason to smile! :)

@judestarbabypup 2 года назад

Honestly I think that was the whole point of this video.

@graciek2685 2 года назад

The game wasn’t great and looking at their other games, you can see they’re probably just a cash grab company. 10 bucks for garbage?

@jaythememester2002 2 года назад

@@graciek2685 atleast, they aren't 70 dollars.

@elliespeakssometimes2299 8 месяцев назад

i forget markiplier can speak in articulated sentences until he writes a steam review and then i remember that he's made a movie and two youtube originals and its like... oh. yeah. he can talk normal. he's not always screamy.

@UmWhat862 10 месяцев назад

Mark in the Baldi vids: “I hate rng sooo much!” also mark: “i’ve made a video using all rng.”

@michaelmoyson1602 2 года назад

They updated earth attack! Thanks to Markiplier for being the first person to ever try the game out and provide some feedback! We are working on updates that will include boss battles, more events, and an improved gameplay loop thanks to his suggestions in his video titled "I Let a Sketchy Website Pick a Random Steam Game for Me to Play" so check that out if you're interested to laugh at our mistakes! Hopefully, we can improve Earth Attack to be worthy of his glorious positive review!!

@HellBent_ 2 года назад

@ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ Last time I checked you don't battle depression with a longsword Edit: Though after some thought I'd definitely be less depressed if I had a longsword lmao, that'd be sweet

@yagamil46 2 года назад

@ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ I had a LARP long sword i think larp is the right word. Either it was latex silicone or rubber can't remember. But, iirc, it was based on one of the long swords from Lord of the Rings, I gave it to my friend for Christmas. Kinda regret it, but, he enjoyed it more then me lol

@brokenordinance Год назад

The fuck happened in this comment section?

@gibbybtw280 Год назад

@@brokenordinance ikr

@TheSilentHeel Год назад

@@brokenordinance Lmao wondering the same thing

@Monster_NopeNope 2 года назад

Mark : “AMY HEEEELP” Amy: “keep going”

@geekjokes8458 2 года назад

"youre doing great"

@mikifull4050 5 месяцев назад

12:52 Mark unleashes the rage of a thousand sons in the next couple of second.

@BossAleks123 Год назад

Imagine having mark play as first your first game you have made/published

@romasissues 2 года назад

"I don't like making choices" People who watched a heist with markiplier: we know.

@DankoHidalgo 2 года назад

"definetly"

@3173_Delta 2 года назад

That's the reason the viewer is the one making the choices in it

@Paul20661 2 года назад

@gabethebomiscool1381 2 года назад

@Instagram User also on your other channel it’s literally just illusions

@MomosMong 2 года назад

@Instagram User guys this comment is a trap ignore it

@slavatoin8273 2 года назад

Markiplier: Is a millionaire *sweats profusely over $10 purchase*

@mashmash4597 2 года назад

I mean, this would probably be us too if we haf that much money and saw a game like that charge a price like THAT 😂😂

@pancakesareawesome3121 2 года назад

A million bucks aren’t infinite

@wanka8203 2 года назад

@@pancakesareawesome3121 is not infinite*

@Lord-472 2 года назад

@@pancakesareawesome3121 Who said he only had 1 million ?

@pancakesareawesome3121 2 года назад

@@Lord-472 check the comment I replied to

@swampet5457 Год назад

I love the random Neptune on the shady site, lol

@Cuktisntfunny Год назад

Oh boy watching a random markiplier video of him playing Random games because i couldnt sleep because i cried the whole night is one of the best experiences i had

@jjustanotherone 2 года назад

Why is no one talking about how funny Lixian's edits were as Mark tried to remember the name of his game and also that Mark settled on Blast Ass I was dying

@Aworr 2 года назад

Cuz I hate most editing that lixian makes and also makes Mark talk randomly to him and not to his audience anymore, its getting better now but in 2020 he spoke mostly to lixian not to us viewers : /

@hue.. 2 года назад

me to

@myrazaar 2 года назад

@@Aworr You see i on the other Hand love When he's taking to Lixian :D

@skaionex 2 года назад

@@Aworr boo hoo

@teemstar7799 2 года назад

@@Aworr no one gaf

@CrispyChicken38 2 года назад

I just want to appreciate that this developer probably paid to get their game on this randomizer, they are called ptw (pay to win), and they managed to get played by Markiplier. Well played.

@internetdoggo4839 2 года назад

Not "well played" but ridiculously lucky, lol

@q0zm0s75 2 года назад

Not they arent. You just pay money to get your game there. I dont understand what you are talking about.

@trevorjames5570 2 года назад

They’re salty that their own crappy game didn’t get chosen

@noahjustnoah6474 2 года назад

@@trevorjames5570 lol true

@OriginalPacoTaco 2 года назад

Plot twist he put 0 effort into making his own extremely simple game and featured it in a video so we’d randomly spend $10 and it actually goes to him

@Seeitall728 5 месяцев назад

The best thing about Markiplier videos is when he sneaks in how goddamn smart he is with all of his two bit words I love it when it just pops up

@focampo5672 3 месяца назад

14:55 when mark disappointedly said "theres no fan fair?.." when he merely finished the starting puzzle genuinely broke me

@corellioncrusaderproductio4679 2 года назад

Imagine throwing together a game like "Earth Attack", getting no reviews, and years later getting an e-mail that Markiplier bought it.

@inactive2332 2 года назад

That would've been an fascinating and rare event to happen in this guy's history.

@shairmaneubaos 2 года назад

If that was me I would be screaming

@RaeLaBii 2 года назад

I would immediately panic

@kylesinkovich8332 2 года назад

Hate to ruin this comment but his name on Steam Isn't Markiplier so you might not even know

@corellioncrusaderproductio4679 2 года назад

@@kylesinkovich8332 Yeahh, but now that Mark has played it, it's going to get more attention. people could have sent the developer messages through their email, or left comments on the steam post. It doesn't necessarily mean that they would have found out through the steam post.

@pandoraforbes4064 2 года назад

Mark: “I need a website to pick a game for me” us: *begging for more mindscanner*

@derpy2 2 года назад

Me: Begging for more huniepop 2 because I'm weird

@anzuaoi9691 2 года назад

@@derpy2 huniepop 2 is problematic so Mark decided not to finish it

@kanikamandal5648 2 года назад

More The house

@kale1528 2 года назад

@@anzuaoi9691 oh why

@Eragonnogare 2 года назад

@@anzuaoi9691 Elaborate?

@ThePlzzaBox Год назад

I can't stop looking at the huge bike sitting behind him.

@clockwork_ren Год назад

watching Mark get raging over game puzzles is hilarious and how I react when I play puzzle games. Especially jigsaw puzzles

@Mratet 2 года назад

This game was the hardest thing I've ever done and I completed Getting Over It. Also my parents divorced when I was a kid so that was pretty hard too I guess.