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From season 8 episode 21: The Old Man And The Lisa

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@IAmNumber4000
@IAmNumber4000 2 года назад
"First thing you'll have to do is move out of the bank's house" Brutal 😂
@DarkWolper
@DarkWolper Год назад
Monopoly in a nutshell :D
@meyague
@meyague Год назад
@@DarkWolper what
@TheZombiesAreComing
@TheZombiesAreComing Год назад
​@@meyague Simple, the branks own everything and they take it from you if you don't pay
@youssef16844
@youssef16844 10 месяцев назад
​@@TheZombiesAreComingThat's why I call "home owners" debt owners until they've paid off the bank lol
@TheZombiesAreComing
@TheZombiesAreComing 10 месяцев назад
@@youssef16844 It's not just loans. If you own a house, car, land, etc. You have to constantly pay property tax on it. If you don't pay the property tax, it gets forcefully taken from you. That said, property tax is theft, and civilians don't truly own anything anymore.
@Sh0ckmaster
@Sh0ckmaster 2 года назад
"Confederated slave holdings, how's that doing?" LOL
@houstonhelicoptertours1006
@houstonhelicoptertours1006 2 года назад
_It's...uh...steady._
@potato1341
@potato1341 2 года назад
@@houstonhelicoptertours1006 he wasn't wrong, it was pretty steady being gone and not changing course in decades
@frazmeup
@frazmeup 2 года назад
😂😂
@Dazlidorne
@Dazlidorne 2 года назад
It's still doing pretty well. It's called De Beers.
@Tallest333
@Tallest333 2 года назад
This implies Mr. Burns was alive during the Civil War, how old is the man?
@yvthanrosemary
@yvthanrosemary 2 года назад
"That happened 25 years before I was born" great line
@diehardrvdfan22
@diehardrvdfan22 2 года назад
Yeah but it's also his line for everything, apparently.
@alexreilly6121
@alexreilly6121 2 года назад
Isn't that mosta the simpsons now anyway?;]
@jeremyl2594
@jeremyl2594 Год назад
This episode came out 25 years before i was born!!!
@leociresi4292
@leociresi4292 Год назад
Mr Burns:” Oh, that’s your answer for everything!”
@tomedy_official
@tomedy_official Год назад
​@@jeremyl2594 there's no way you're 1 years old!!!
@CreamTheEverythingFixer
@CreamTheEverythingFixer Год назад
Its wierd how this implies Burns was able to just ignore the Great Depression.
@megamaniscoolrightguys2749
@megamaniscoolrightguys2749 Год назад
Good point 😂 I know it's just a joke the writers put in there, but it really makes very little sense.
@kisbie
@kisbie Год назад
Little known fact: you never actually lose any money until you are aware it’s gone. 😉
@princessmarlena1359
@princessmarlena1359 Год назад
He did survive eight recessions, twelve panics, and five years of “McKinleynomics”.
@Tallest333
@Tallest333 Год назад
Let's not forget that Mr. Burns isn't exactly a man with a stable mind, Let's not forget he never remembers Homer's name, so why would he remember the Great Depression?
@diegomujica4910
@diegomujica4910 Год назад
@@Tallest333 That's a good point, maybe he was aware and survived the great Depression but he just forgot about it
@eddietat95
@eddietat95 2 года назад
I've never seen Blue-Haired Lawyer so non-hostile.
@burp2019
@burp2019 2 года назад
he's also not a lawyer here
@321Tdog
@321Tdog 2 года назад
Is that Phoenix Wright joke or something? I've never played the games so don't know
@derpburp5505
@derpburp5505 2 года назад
@@321Tdog One of the yes men has bright blue hair. He's been used repeatedly in the show, but usually in an aggressive or antagonistic role, so this is really the only time we see him smiling and acting submissive.
@321Tdog
@321Tdog 2 года назад
@@derpburp5505 haha oh that guy
@alistairwalker2850
@alistairwalker2850 2 года назад
Mind you he’s always worked for Mr. Burns
@slenderminion289
@slenderminion289 Год назад
Kinda have to appreciate how Mr. Burns doesn't really blame his yes-men for the situation. He likely realized that he should have known better, so it was still his own fault.
@zaryalace7475
@zaryalace7475 Месяц назад
Yes! Right. Certainly.
@ezzahhh
@ezzahhh Месяц назад
Exactly right there, yep.
@SuperFuzzyDunlop
@SuperFuzzyDunlop Месяц назад
Your insight never fails to amaze me, sir
@ComradeIsy
@ComradeIsy 2 года назад
25 years after 1929. Smithers was born in 1954, making him 43 years old when the episode aired. Or 67 today.
@_monti142
@_monti142 2 года назад
everything happened closer than what we think
@florinivan6907
@florinivan6907 2 года назад
That would be the case if the characters actually aged as they should age. But if they had then Bart would be 40+ at this point and Grandpa Homer dead.
@toothlessrage282
@toothlessrage282 2 года назад
@@florinivan6907 There were multiple episodes showing us the life of all the 3 Simpson children. The only constant was that Maggie had a better life than the other 2 kids in all the scenarios.
@florinivan6907
@florinivan6907 2 года назад
@@toothlessrage282 At this point most 'future' episodes of The Simpsons are no longer possibly valid. The timelines no longer fit.
@toothlessrage282
@toothlessrage282 2 года назад
@@florinivan6907 True.
@IrradiatedPotato
@IrradiatedPotato 3 года назад
It's almost been 25 years since this aired!
@RakoonCD
@RakoonCD 3 года назад
That's your excuse for everything!
@bilbomalice2643
@bilbomalice2643 2 года назад
*Appears from the inside of a tank with a tape*
@GregorioStyreco
@GregorioStyreco 2 года назад
Those episodes were genius. Dumb but intelligent af. Miss those days!
@CesarManiaX
@CesarManiaX 2 года назад
This episode actually did air 25 years ago.
@kevindouglas5333
@kevindouglas5333 2 года назад
Almost 25 years since the show was funny
@armchairgeneralissimo
@armchairgeneralissimo 3 года назад
Burns screwed up he should have used this market dip to double his Confederate slave holdings portfolio.
@gunnutunited6615
@gunnutunited6615 2 года назад
Underrated comment
@INRamos13
@INRamos13 2 года назад
Buy the dip!
@therealvbw
@therealvbw 2 года назад
There are still slave labourers in Dubai
@MrSinfold
@MrSinfold 2 года назад
considering buck breaking made a comeback this year it would have been a legendary hold
@HunterShows
@HunterShows 2 года назад
_Confederated_ jeez.
@ferraricarpaccio1811
@ferraricarpaccio1811 2 года назад
“Don’t listen to him sir you have an enchanting musk” 🤣😂
@blazingbattlehawk9626
@blazingbattlehawk9626 7 месяцев назад
Simpsons predicted Elon Musk
@msxyz1205
@msxyz1205 3 года назад
Here is where I stopped checking it last time... September 1929 😂
@EricToTheScionti
@EricToTheScionti 3 года назад
"Oh no"
@UltimateFormula1Fan
@UltimateFormula1Fan 3 года назад
Alastor will be laughing his head off.
@phousefilms
@phousefilms 2 года назад
Me with my bank info.
@grease_monkey6078
@grease_monkey6078 2 года назад
Smithers why didn't you tell me about this market crash?
@bilbomalice2643
@bilbomalice2643 2 года назад
@@grease_monkey6078 uh, it happened 25 years before I was born sir
@lonewolf9578
@lonewolf9578 Год назад
I love the implied fact that he was so rich he didn’t know about the stock market crash until like 70 years later
@andrefasching1332
@andrefasching1332 7 месяцев назад
well as with any crash, if you just ignore it you dont have to worry in the long run as the stocks will always go up again
@clownworld4655
@clownworld4655 6 месяцев назад
@@andrefasching1332assuming you live long enough to see it happen
@calebhu6383
@calebhu6383 2 года назад
Ironically, his paper stocks are probably worth a great deal of money (presumably something like Confederated slave holdings would be from the 1840s/50s and hold value to collectors).
@Judo593
@Judo593 2 года назад
True. Stock certificates are no longer used by any exchange. Burns’ certificates would be very valuable if they were in good condition.
@Wodz30
@Wodz30 2 года назад
@@Judo593 His slaves in holding (slavery joke) would not be in such great condition since 1850 (spoiler, they all died)
@calebhu6383
@calebhu6383 2 года назад
@@Wodz30 That's not what that means.
@aaronontube6979
@aaronontube6979 2 года назад
@@calebhu6383 thanks Captain Obvious. It was clearly a joke
@jakobmalki8972
@jakobmalki8972 2 года назад
​​@@aaronontube6979 It wasn't a joke, he just didn't understand the original statement. You're a clown
@taiterobinson793
@taiterobinson793 2 года назад
Even as a mild antagonist, I feel very sorry for Mr Burns.
@bland9876
@bland9876 2 года назад
He's supposed to be evil like mother from Futurama?
@nicbentulan
@nicbentulan 2 года назад
Who's the mild antagonist? You? Or Mx burns?
@taiterobinson793
@taiterobinson793 2 года назад
@@nicbentulan Mr Burns.
@nicbentulan
@nicbentulan 2 года назад
@@taiterobinson793 misplaced modifier :p
@glossyplane542
@glossyplane542 2 года назад
“Mild” antagonist????? Dude is essentially the main villain
@EnWeZed
@EnWeZed 2 года назад
I like how Bret Hart starts smiling once he hears the Shrieking Shiek
@leociresi4292
@leociresi4292 Год назад
“Yaaalalalalaaaalalala!”🤣🤣🤣🤣
@noeymo
@noeymo Год назад
@@leociresi4292 😂 dat shit killed me🤣
@leociresi4292
@leociresi4292 Год назад
Bret:”Ha ha! I’ll take it!”
@markmorris76
@markmorris76 8 месяцев назад
Just the detail of the wall being slightly bluer where the picture was - implying its been there forever - shows the real attention that went into these classic Simpsons. What a run they had.
@charles3555
@charles3555 2 года назад
“You’re just a bunch of yes men and you were too gutless to tell me, isn’t that right!? 😠” “Yes sir Mr. Burns! That’s right!“ 😀
@servantofthelivinggod6192
@servantofthelivinggod6192 Год назад
Lol😂🤣
@redips
@redips Год назад
@@servantofthelivinggod6192 that was so funny. First burns has the sad eyes, then it turn into angry eyes. lol
@servantofthelivinggod6192
@servantofthelivinggod6192 Год назад
@@redips While the serious music kicks in, lol
@patriceaqa288
@patriceaqa288 Год назад
@@servantofthelivinggod6192 Putin in a nutshell. "But I made all the right moves"
@drchilapastrosodrlasmacas438
Even a liar is right once or twice.
@rrider3946
@rrider3946 2 года назад
You know, after watching this I actually felt sorry for Burns. I have been in companies where the CEO is sorounded by yes men and this kind of thing happens.
@joelhampartsoumian8439
@joelhampartsoumian8439 2 года назад
@@StrayCatboy Something tell me that a self described forest catboy isn't the kind of person we should be turning too for financial or economical advice.
@InvisibleHotdog
@InvisibleHotdog 2 года назад
Considering what Burns has done to individuals and the community, he deserved a lot worse
@richardalex4516
@richardalex4516 2 года назад
Burns had it coming. Business won't stay still just because you got comfortable.
@sinklar7946
@sinklar7946 2 года назад
@@joelhampartsoumian8439 He wasn't necessarily talking about himself, and even if he was you didn't even address his point you just shit on him for his name, literally a non-argument.
@threegenders201
@threegenders201 2 года назад
@@StrayCatboy the ancient commie fantasy, how many more times will it fail?
@sirBadd
@sirBadd 2 года назад
I like how Bret Hart walks around in his wrestling outfit. You have to admire his dedication to the craft
@gyozakeynsianism
@gyozakeynsianism 2 года назад
He's got tons of closets full of pink Spandex leotards. And now he has more closets.
@squidprince2456
@squidprince2456 2 года назад
@aqeel -محمود Everyone loved him in the 90’s
@maheshkumartak3096
@maheshkumartak3096 2 года назад
The best there was the best there is the best their will be.
@judyhopps9380
@judyhopps9380 2 года назад
maintaining kayfabe, brother
@maheshkumartak3096
@maheshkumartak3096 2 года назад
@@judyhopps9380 the respect is for not hurting your opponent . Executing stunts with perfection. Everyone knows they can end careers with a single wrong move .
@dariog36th
@dariog36th Год назад
Imagine how rich you have to be to live through the great depression and not even notice it.
@joeswanson733
@joeswanson733 Год назад
it existed at the time. like for example the kennedy's joe kennedy was so rich john f kennedy didn't even notice there was a depression during that time. he had to read about it in the history books. lol
@dariog36th
@dariog36th Год назад
@@joeswanson733 damn, that’s like us not knowing 9/11 happened and having to learn about it in history books.
@joeswanson733
@joeswanson733 Год назад
@@dariog36th you would need to be very insulated from everyday life and be cut off from main media
@behcherry9815
@behcherry9815 2 месяца назад
@@dariog36th or people of all ages these days not knowing the gov lies to them Ruins their lives Big companies and gov want to control everything you do
@jacktheladstevens
@jacktheladstevens 3 года назад
Well I think we can all agree Smithers was to blame, 25 yrs before he was born what a pitiful excuse
@rtozier2011
@rtozier2011 2 года назад
This is also why I'm to blame for not telling you President Kennedy was assassinated. Sorry.
@wrestlingmemeration771
@wrestlingmemeration771 Год назад
@@rtozier2011 apology accepted but you're walking on thin glass pal, let this be the last time.
@nobody7817
@nobody7817 Год назад
Him and Bush planned that fall. Wait... Bush might have actually been alive back then...no but his Dad was...
@AYVYN
@AYVYN Год назад
“Um, well sir, the project started two years before I was hired.”
@someguy3766
@someguy3766 Год назад
"Transatlantic Zeppelin" - LOL, that's great because during the 1930s there was a lot of hype about an emerging USA-Europe airship passenger flight industry, so it would've been the sort of thing that looked promising to invest in... until the Hindenburg Disaster of 1937 killed it overnight. Underrated reference. xD
@toomanyaccounts
@toomanyaccounts Год назад
so hype a number of skyscrapers had zeppelin docks on them
@benjaminoechsli1941
@benjaminoechsli1941 11 месяцев назад
​@@toomanyaccountsMakes one wonder if we could do it right, do it better this time. Ah, but it would probably end up like that Futurama episode "The Birdbot of Ice-catraz".
@Thunderchild-gz4gc
@Thunderchild-gz4gc Месяц назад
DATS DA JOKE
@fakebadpeople
@fakebadpeople Год назад
He JUST got done cheerfully saying that he assumes the slave trade stocks are doing well, but the voice acting is so damn good that when he says "What will I do?" it sounds so sincere that it actually makes me feel bad for him. Of course, the writing, music, and animation also play a big part in achieving this, but in particular, it's a huge testament to Harry Shearer's skills that he can take one of the worst people in Springfield and make him sound so beaten down and sympathetic, even though he deserves what's happening to him.
@raven4k998
@raven4k998 Год назад
well um maybe then he should have check the current stock levels and not worrying about the market crash back in the 1930's🤣🤣🤣
@TheRealBlazingDiamond
@TheRealBlazingDiamond Год назад
Plus, his little sort of whimpery "oh"'s sound like his voice is quivering from sadness as well as being the perfect portrayal of how old people tend to say those kinds of "oh"'s. It's perfect
@raven4k998
@raven4k998 Год назад
@@TheRealBlazingDiamond or a strange type of arousal🤣
@FireLordJohn3191
@FireLordJohn3191 Год назад
@@raven4k998 creep.
@raven4k998
@raven4k998 Год назад
@@FireLordJohn3191 it's ok child lets just get naked and have some fun
@gyozakeynsianism
@gyozakeynsianism 3 года назад
The "excellent" at the end is great.
@sstaners1234
@sstaners1234 Год назад
“Smithers, why didn’t you tell me about the stock market crash of 1929?” ‘It happened 25 years before I was born sir.’ “That’s your excuse for everything.” 😂
@legoengineworkshop5171
@legoengineworkshop5171 Год назад
Mr burns caused the stock market crash
@sgauden02
@sgauden02 Год назад
I bet that's actually the FIRST Smithers ever said that.
@benjaminoechsli1941
@benjaminoechsli1941 11 месяцев назад
It's a double joke on how ancient Burns is. 1) he relies on Smithers for all his news and 2) he's been in business for twice as long as Smithers has _,existed._
@Electricshrock
@Electricshrock 2 года назад
Here's where I stopped watching new episodes of The Simpsons last time... September 28, 1997...oh no... oh no... OH NO!!!
@Martypuppet
@Martypuppet 2 года назад
"Smithers why didn't you tell me that the show sucked after season 9?" "Well sir I was more of a Family Guy fan..." "..." "realese the hounds"
@landofthesilverpath5823
@landofthesilverpath5823 2 года назад
Season 9 won 3 Emmy's. Although a few episodes I didn't like. I didn't like the Skinner episode. I liked his character being a Vietnam vet Norman bates. The all singing all dancing episode was lame as well as Lisa the Skeptic, where they find the angel bones-- too preachy. So was the one where Lisa finds out Simpsons get dumb with age, but she discovers female simpsons are intelligent. That episode was some cringey girl-power crap. The season had the joy of sect, the Krusty comeback and the Omega Man treehouse of horror and those were probably the only good ones.
@LucasKingPiano
@LucasKingPiano 2 года назад
@@landofthesilverpath5823 Seasons 9 and 10 had the odd classic and a couple of decent episodes, but season 8 was the last true great season. After 8 there is a decline. I can't watch anything after 10.
@ThingsICantFindOtherwise
@ThingsICantFindOtherwise 2 года назад
@@LucasKingPiano just pretend you're watching a tommy wiseau
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated 2 года назад
@@ThingsICantFindOtherwise you’re _tearing me apart,_ Lisa! …Oh hi Bart
@cheydinal5401
@cheydinal5401 Год назад
"First thing you'll have to do is move out of the bank's house" brutal lol
@zebraneighbor6383
@zebraneighbor6383 2 года назад
The way Burns pauses to say "US hay!" is hilarious to me 😂
@NateTheGnat
@NateTheGnat 11 месяцев назад
its like he KNOWS this will turn him around. hay! of course!
@Chief_Tyrol_
@Chief_Tyrol_ 21 день назад
Smithers smiles, too
@JS-wp4gs
@JS-wp4gs 2 месяца назад
and thats why he should have diversified his slave holdings. if he'd just listened to cartman and invested in college athletes he'd be doing just fine today
@5688gamble
@5688gamble 3 года назад
Jokes on them! He pays them and they let him lose all his money.
@matthewriley7826
@matthewriley7826 3 года назад
Well he must have done something terrible to the last guy who disagreed with him. So yeah being alive looking for a new job is probably better than whatever happened to them.
@loveandparty4118
@loveandparty4118 Год назад
I remember the exact thing at my old job. The boss slowly removed everyone that disagreed with his insane shenanigans...
@FuryanJedi13
@FuryanJedi13 Год назад
And how did that turn out for him and his company?
@loveandparty4118
@loveandparty4118 Год назад
@@FuryanJedi13 Well pretty much all his good employees left, leaving him with assorted slackers and bad employees. He actually removed a lot of employees since there weren't enough sales to need so many workers, - the company's bad reputation spread around.
@LewisCampbellTech
@LewisCampbellTech Год назад
Bret says he was originally going be drawn as a generic "mad viking" character, until the writing staff noticed how many people were asking for his autograph while he was at the studio. Then they drew him in as himself.
@drchilapastrosodrlasmacas438
Is that the voice and character of that wrestler? Because burns walks up to him and I expected him to ask for an autograph on his portrait, by the wrestlerm
@bigbowlowrong4694
@bigbowlowrong4694 2 года назад
Some poor bastard had to draw that pile of ticker tape lol
@adamwatson2914
@adamwatson2914 2 года назад
Smithers is actually really sweet to put up Burns in his own house like that without hesitation
@birdmcturd1626
@birdmcturd1626 9 месяцев назад
He has a crush on Mr Burns,to be fair
@lard_lad_AU
@lard_lad_AU 3 года назад
I could so see Burns having stock in Confederated Slave Holdings
@Judo593
@Judo593 2 года назад
Yeah and those stock certificates would be over 140 years old. I think they must be worth a lot if they are still in good condition.
@polspect
@polspect 2 года назад
I mean, for a while there it was a good investment. Immoral, but good, nonetheless.
@loadeddice4696
@loadeddice4696 29 дней назад
He made shells for the Nazis, so it's debatable whether the slave trade is the worst or second-worst business he's invested in.
@jaymeister4850
@jaymeister4850 2 года назад
The "wrestlers in the closet" joke was pretty damn good
@BenjaminGoose
@BenjaminGoose 2 года назад
Because of gay?
@Shifsabre
@Shifsabre Год назад
@@BenjaminGoose wrestling is inherently homoerotic
@rootfish2671
@rootfish2671 Год назад
@@Shifsabre greco roman wrestling isn't
@clutch7548
@clutch7548 Год назад
@@rootfish2671 obviously, they mean professional wrestling
@romantech5319
@romantech5319 Год назад
@@rootfish2671 i dont think anyone was talking about Romans, dude
@metalmilitia1890
@metalmilitia1890 2 года назад
"Confederated slave holdings, how's that doing?"
@benjaminoechsli1941
@benjaminoechsli1941 11 месяцев назад
Stable. _Very_ stable. Hasn't changed in... over a century at this point. 👍
@fitybux4664
@fitybux4664 2 года назад
2:27 This is how real estate agents close deals like this: There's a guy outside with a tape recorder with some shrieking. 😆
@DieWacht
@DieWacht 3 года назад
Lol I came here because I remembered the '25 years before I was born' moment. This video was not recommended. And today this 5yo video gets it's first comments? What a coincidence.
@dieblauebedrohung
@dieblauebedrohung 3 года назад
Well, the comments were disabled until recently
@DieWacht
@DieWacht 3 года назад
@@dieblauebedrohung Obvisiously they were, but isn't it odd anyway? To look for a 5 yo video, exactly the day the comments became enabled again. I mean, merely regarding to stochastics.
@White_Rich_and_Good_Looking
I had to look up all of Mr. Burns’ “blue chip” investments, which makes the scene all the funnier, if not a little charming. It’s so interesting to see how much has changed since when Mr. Burns’ investments made sense, even though human nature seems to remain unchanged.
@seanshanleyAnimeUWLPer
@seanshanleyAnimeUWLPer 3 года назад
Is no one gonna bring up that Smithers was born in 1954 and is 68 years old? (43 at the time)
@UltimateFormula1Fan
@UltimateFormula1Fan 3 года назад
Age is non consistent in the Simpsons.
@alvexok5523
@alvexok5523 2 года назад
This Simpsons episode is from the 90s when he was 43
@alvexok5523
@alvexok5523 2 года назад
@@UltimateFormula1Fan Yes, they've basically all stayed the same age since the 90s. I'd like to think that it always remained the 90s in the Simpsons world throughout every new season since the 90s, since that would help explain the characters having not aged since then. However, the newer (and inferior) Simpsons writers kept throwing in elements of the times each season was made, and not of the 90s. They threw in 2000s references and celebrities throughout each season of the 2000s, and threw in 2010s references and celebrities throughout each season of the 2010s, and it freakin threw everything off balance. And "That 90s show" episode where Homer and Marge were young and without kids yet in the 90s. Seriously? Never mind any of the actual seasons of the 90s and early 90s when Bart was 10 and we were seeing flashbacks of Homer and Marge's young pre-child bearing days having been in the 70s. The 90s seasons were the much better ones anyways, seasons 2 - 8 were the Golden Simpsons. Any season after the turn of 2000 are the Zombie Simpsons, and I really want to think that they just never really happened. They messed the entire timeline up, and they were much less funny and clever with their jokes and references. To me, the Simpsons ended after season 8 when we got our first mistake episodes such as the "Principal and the pauper" episode which messed everything up with our until-then familair characters and story lines
@alvexok5523
@alvexok5523 2 года назад
See my response to UltimateFormula1Fan
@milesjolly6173
@milesjolly6173 2 года назад
No one born in 1954 would be 68 years old in 2021. They would be 67 at the oldest.
@WickedFireBird69
@WickedFireBird69 Год назад
2:29 kills me everytime.
@aieatzazz7672
@aieatzazz7672 2 года назад
Meanwhile ... In the Kremlin
@dudemetslagroom8065
@dudemetslagroom8065 2 года назад
"It happened 25 years before i was born. Oh that's your excuse for everything"
@billjohnson2081
@billjohnson2081 2 года назад
This was the peak of our civilization.
@vebz_6872
@vebz_6872 2 года назад
I love how you put "was" instead of "is". Modern Simpsons is just.. yikes
@forevertranquil5592
@forevertranquil5592 2 года назад
The first time I hear Mr burns say 'excellent' with sadness
@aggedane
@aggedane Год назад
1:50 he seems so lost and adrift there i kinda feel sorry for him, its like you see a rare vulnerable side of him.
@thenerdbeast7375
@thenerdbeast7375 2 года назад
Really shows how privileged and shielded Mr. Burns has been all his life to be doing so badly financially and not even notice it.
@rogerwilco2
@rogerwilco2 2 года назад
Just like Trump.
@dashzhlomzhers3594
@dashzhlomzhers3594 2 года назад
@@rogerwilco2 jUsT liKe trUmP
@MishaFlower
@MishaFlower 2 года назад
@@dashzhlomzhers3594 yes exactly. Just like trump
@FireLordJohn3191
@FireLordJohn3191 2 года назад
@@MishaFlower except Trump was actually doing a great job. Unlike Biden.
@jareds.7063
@jareds.7063 2 года назад
Lmao and now This turns into whataboutism
@poorsonwelles
@poorsonwelles 2 года назад
Can't believe Burns almost got in at the ground floor of Baltimore Opera Hat Co
@BananaPhoPhilly
@BananaPhoPhilly 2 года назад
Imagine if the Simpsons ended at season 8. It would be regarded as maybe the best comedy show of all time, hands down lol (not that it already isn't by some people)
@wrestlingmemeration771
@wrestlingmemeration771 2 года назад
And everyone would demand Groening to make new episodes.
@BananaPhoPhilly
@BananaPhoPhilly 2 года назад
@@wrestlingmemeration771 yup. especially now in the age of muh nostalgia
@BeaverChainsaw
@BeaverChainsaw 2 года назад
True but I personally think it should’ve ended around Simpsons movie, simpsons could’ve ended at it’s last high note and also have the pop culture legacy that it has today.
@BananaPhoPhilly
@BananaPhoPhilly 2 года назад
@@BeaverChainsaw Sure, that also makes sense. Would've been the perfect time to end it, actually
@emypetcu
@emypetcu 2 года назад
There are some gems even in the latest seasons ... Yeah ,there are a few stinkers but so does every other show ...compared to modern family guy even zombie Simpsons is art ...
@JUMPpablo
@JUMPpablo 2 года назад
Smithers' little smile when Burns says 'US HAYYYYY!'
@LowEndMarauder
@LowEndMarauder 2 года назад
Like he's thinking "Burns is back!"
@apple54345
@apple54345 2 года назад
Holy shit it's like Homer's "The Dud" grin
@LowEndMarauder
@LowEndMarauder 2 года назад
Nice work fixing your error after 1 month bozo
@padraigosullivan9979
@padraigosullivan9979 3 года назад
Cant go wrong with Congreaves...
@aidangriffiths5075
@aidangriffiths5075 Год назад
September 1929 being the last time he checked is genius comedy 😂
@crimsondynamo615
@crimsondynamo615 4 месяца назад
“Oh that’s your excuse for everything.”
@Bossman_xx
@Bossman_xx 2 месяца назад
It is
@ChiseledAdonis
@ChiseledAdonis 2 года назад
Smithers was born the same year as my mother & Burns been alive so long he's endured over 20 presidencies
@rtozier2011
@rtozier2011 2 года назад
The hardest to endure was probably President Taft, due to his affair with Burns's mother.
@princessmarlena1359
@princessmarlena1359 2 года назад
Burns survived 8 recessions, 12 panics, and 5 years of “McKinley-nomics”.
@frankmiranda707
@frankmiranda707 2 года назад
Very cool for Bret Hart to voice himself
@gyozakeynsianism
@gyozakeynsianism 2 года назад
He didn't even blink at that closets comment. At least, I think he didn't blink.
@spanishsupafly
@spanishsupafly Год назад
initially he was guest voicing for another character, some made up wrestler. The show runners had no idea how famous Bret Was at the time but they soon knew based on the reaction of their employess to him, and so they turned the random wrestler into Bret Hart at the last minute.
@oeao2841
@oeao2841 2 года назад
Smithers said the 1929 crash was 25 years before he was born so that means he was born in 1954 and this episode aired in 1997 which would have made him 43 at the time
@CoolGobyFish
@CoolGobyFish Год назад
he is also a confirmed bachelor
@Kid_Charlemagne76
@Kid_Charlemagne76 2 года назад
I have never seen Mr burns look so sad and defeated
@DarthTwilight
@DarthTwilight Год назад
This episode should have been called 'Sympathy for The Devil.'
@xm377Moyocoyatzin
@xm377Moyocoyatzin 2 года назад
This is Putin's cabinet and generals right about now.
@HendayAllStar
@HendayAllStar 2 года назад
I hear it’s going great sir
@ernesthill4017
@ernesthill4017 2 года назад
On the nose 😁
@andreschang8526
@andreschang8526 2 года назад
The US media and government told us we were winning in Vietnam. They were wrong. The US media and government told us we were winning in Iraq. They were wrong. The US media and government told us Osama was in Afghanistan. They were wrong. The US media and government is telling us that Putin is losing in Ukraine. I doubt it. US out of NATO now. US out of Ukraine now. No more US money nor weapons in Ukraine. Europeans, Ukrainians and Russians are all smarter than we are. They can talk this out without us.
@xm377Moyocoyatzin
@xm377Moyocoyatzin 2 года назад
@@andreschang8526 Yeah except this isn't the 1970's buddy. What we call "Media" is not The Media anymore. You are talking about the major cable news networks. Only idiots and complete morons listen to propaganda platforms like Fox News. There is this thing called social media where anyone with a phone in their pocket can record and report or independently verify anything that they witness or get told.
@user-mq3yz1ij2o
@user-mq3yz1ij2o 2 года назад
Every move a right one!
@Mr.BeastFacts
@Mr.BeastFacts 2 года назад
“Don’t feel sore-ey for him.”
@jackfreeman1776
@jackfreeman1776 Год назад
Who knew that Confederated Slave Holdings would evolve into Amazon today.
@raven4k998
@raven4k998 11 месяцев назад
who would have thought reacting to the stock market crash today would be a bad idea🤣
@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty
@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty 5 месяцев назад
Underrated comment.
@princessmarlena1359
@princessmarlena1359 Месяц назад
🤣👍
@blackhole3407
@blackhole3407 3 года назад
Damn.. this means that smithers ir 65 years old
@CornishCreamtea07
@CornishCreamtea07 3 года назад
This came out in 97, so he is 43.
@Beef7599
@Beef7599 3 года назад
@@CornishCreamtea07 considering no one ages in the Simpsons universe, he's more like 35
@jja1483
@jja1483 3 года назад
Why 35🤔
@blackhole3407
@blackhole3407 3 года назад
@@CornishCreamtea07 yeah youre right.. bart is also 34 years old by my calculations
@Team_225
@Team_225 3 года назад
@@jja1483 Because basically, unless specifically plot relevant, the characters almost never actually get older or younger, so the ages are usually based off of 1989 presumably. 25 years after 1929 is 1954, so assuming that's when Smithers was born, and that the ages are based on the current day in show being 1989, Smithers would be about 35. Don't quote me on that, I may have gotten a few numbers wrong.
@lancecarlisle1749
@lancecarlisle1749 Год назад
"Confederated Slave Holdings, how's that doing?" "I believe it's now called the private prison industry, sir."
@mehmzay3022
@mehmzay3022 2 года назад
It's funny when jokes about investing in the air lines and stuff was probably very relevant at the time but now you'd have to have a history lesson to understand the joke.
@lemans_news_and_stories
@lemans_news_and_stories 2 года назад
He should be fine just with the slave holdings. They just spelled different today
@tg92277
@tg92277 2 года назад
01:25 So smooth
@gutholz4443
@gutholz4443 3 года назад
and they say long term investments are the best...
@billyvillacis9975
@billyvillacis9975 Год назад
Getting angry at some kid who never saw this episode: Kid: "but sir, that episode aired 25 years before I had been born!"
@DrCoomer_1
@DrCoomer_1 2 года назад
Wonder why corporations are all so woefully incompetent? This scene is more accurate than most people realise
@BroMaxIII
@BroMaxIII 2 года назад
Yes absolutely dead on
@thekramer1097
@thekramer1097 2 года назад
Lots of people that are the friend of the friend at high places, put there to fit some agenda, or just simply inherited the position. Burocracy also "helps". One would think common sense would be to hire the best people for the job smh
@gyozakeynsianism
@gyozakeynsianism 2 года назад
"Corporations" are "incompetent"? What does that even mean? Lol I love the super serious, completely ignorant comments on RU-vid clips of old comedy shows.
@buscentral900
@buscentral900 2 года назад
Please tell us more about your financial experience
@nicholase2868
@nicholase2868 2 года назад
@@gyozakeynsianism see: Sears, Radio Shack, Blockbuster, every company involved in the financial crisis of 2008, etc. Eventually the wrong people get to the top and refuse to see their mistakes.
@tylerpuszczewicz2535
@tylerpuszczewicz2535 2 года назад
Seeing Mr. Burns depressed makes me feel bad for him despite he's an evil person.
@The.Man...
@The.Man... Год назад
ikr. I have to preface this by saying I haven't seen many episodes of the show, but this is probably the only time I have felt sorry for him.
@tylerpuszczewicz2535
@tylerpuszczewicz2535 Год назад
@@The.Man... Well next time you either home sick or recovering from surgery, watch this show, all 728 episodes.
@The.Man...
@The.Man... Год назад
@@tylerpuszczewicz2535 might just do that
@Mr.Cheeseburger24
@Mr.Cheeseburger24 8 месяцев назад
It’s called empathy, you have that. Can‘t say the same for most people having a juristical mindset.
@WikeddTung
@WikeddTung 2 года назад
I just came for tips. Confederated Slave-Holdings, TransAtlantic Zeppelin, Amalgamated Spats, Congreve's Inflammable Powders and the Baltimore Opera Hat Co. Now to log into my 401k...
@Sewblon
@Sewblon 2 года назад
Mr. Burns had the right idea: Buy when there is blood in the water, even when its your own. The problem is that he didn't do his homework on his investments and leaned into a knee-jerk reaction. Edit: I now realize that I missed the most important thing. What Mr. Burns did was not a trading strategy at all. It was just a collection of stock purchases. A trading strategy involves both buying and selling, by definition.
@OdysseusKing
@OdysseusKing 2 года назад
You're way over-thinking it. The entire joke is that he's old and doesn't know what the blue chip industries are anymore. He wouldn't have even needed to do research if he just bought an index fund.
@Sewblon
@Sewblon 2 года назад
@@OdysseusKing Well its "stocks" not "industries" those things are related but not identical. But excepting that, that is the joke. But its not an accurate joke. With blue chips stocks, the value is all ready in the price, by definition. So buying blue chip stocks won't get you a faster rate of return than buying any other asset. Mr. Burns wanted a quick turnaround. For that, you need an actual arbitrage strategy. What you are talking about, buying index funds, works well enough for most people as long as inflation stays low and you can wait more than 10 years for your returns. But that is not the case here. Mr. Burns is old like you said. He probably can't wait 10 years for his returns.
@girlgarde
@girlgarde 2 года назад
Since all the companies Burns invested his remaining money into are all non-existent as their products are long obsolete, I wonder where the money all went to?
@Replica_Rabbit
@Replica_Rabbit 2 года назад
Too the Yes Man
@Momolulu1994
@Momolulu1994 2 года назад
Probably some clever lawyer who created false companies
@randymagnum143
@randymagnum143 2 года назад
It wasn't *real* money anyway.
@godricheart4956
@godricheart4956 2 года назад
I think he had no money to invest.
@robtomben
@robtomben Год назад
Congrieves and flammable powders still exist.
@kieran9141
@kieran9141 2 года назад
Putin getting answers from his military generals who secretly know it's going horribly
@TrinityCore60
@TrinityCore60 Год назад
You know, I must wonder why exactly people fear any world power if they happen to be corrupt. I mean, how is that fancy military equipment supposed to compete with Europe and the USA if it doesn’t even work, isn’t maintained, or was scrapped for parts?
@HennyMueller
@HennyMueller Год назад
This comment aged well…
@d.whillmar1740
@d.whillmar1740 6 месяцев назад
@@HennyMueller This comment aged just as good as Ukrainian demography
@Juliusthebastard
@Juliusthebastard Год назад
What's genius about classic Simpsons is you start the episode feeling sorry for Burns and by the end you realise how wrong you were for every pitying him. So revolutionary for the time
@ZiotGaming
@ZiotGaming 2 года назад
It’s funny how mr burns never paid off his house
@Adam-ln4og
@Adam-ln4og 3 года назад
How could they buy stocks for companies that are nonexistent.
@Tallest333
@Tallest333 2 года назад
Maybe they told Mr. Burns they invested the cash but actually they stole it? Because the lawyers knew the moment Mr. Burns would lose all his money, he wouldn't be able to pay them.
@marklecuyer1184
@marklecuyer1184 2 года назад
The most sympathetic I've ever felt for J. Montgomery Burns. :(
@raven4k998
@raven4k998 Год назад
be gentle when you hug him remember he's fragile🤣
@marklecuyer1184
@marklecuyer1184 Год назад
@@raven4k998 haha, yes!!!!!! 🤣
@robtomben
@robtomben Год назад
*C. Montgomery Burns
@marklecuyer1184
@marklecuyer1184 Год назад
@@robtomben Damn, you're spot on! Must have mixed it up with Homer J and Bartholomew J!
@morningstar9233
@morningstar9233 2 года назад
Burns without money is like Popeye without spinach.
@MisterMcKinney
@MisterMcKinney 2 года назад
Putin’s daily military briefings.
@Dirtyblue929
@Dirtyblue929 2 года назад
Vladimir Putin discussing the invasion of Ukraine with his advisors, 2022
@MrBurns-im6ou
@MrBurns-im6ou 2 года назад
Yes, men!
@slamhart1
@slamhart1 2 года назад
I, too invested in Transatlantic Zeppelins, Amalgamated Spats, U.S. Hay, and the Baltimore Opera Hat Company. I am now living in the lap of luxury in a palatial Art Nouveau villa!
@princessmarlena1359
@princessmarlena1359 Месяц назад
Did you also invest in Congreves inflammable powder?
@takerdust
@takerdust 2 года назад
Birds outside "Get outta here!"
@JaredConnell
@JaredConnell 3 года назад
Can't go wrong with congraves!
@nameplease8811
@nameplease8811 Год назад
You know he actually made a lot of good moves if it was 1930
@anonmouse15
@anonmouse15 Год назад
Slavery was illegal in the 1930s.
@HufflepuffBaseball42313
@HufflepuffBaseball42313 Год назад
That’s the joke
@aliassmithandjones9453
@aliassmithandjones9453 11 месяцев назад
I became a "Yes Man" the day it dawned on me upper management didn't care what I had to say
@DBWalks2010
@DBWalks2010 Год назад
This brings me back! How I miss the old days!
@TheBiakko
@TheBiakko 2 года назад
To all Confederate Slave Holdings owners : Hold! It will grow back.
@judyhopps9380
@judyhopps9380 2 года назад
I have an NFT of a slave
@raraszek
@raraszek 2 года назад
Poor Burns :( He was deceived. I manage my own stocks solely
@tyroneanderson5619
@tyroneanderson5619 2 года назад
did you put your money in blockbuster?
@phillipfry9765
@phillipfry9765 2 года назад
One of the few times you feel sad for Sr Burns, con el corazon de perro 🎶🎶
@crellercorps
@crellercorps 9 месяцев назад
When the boys get you to ask your crush out and she rejects you 1:25
@ricardonb6375
@ricardonb6375 2 года назад
Liked the Bret Hart cameo, but why wasn't he mentioned again in the rest of the episode? And where was the rest of the Hart Foundation?
@HassanKhan-rk2hu
@HassanKhan-rk2hu 2 года назад
Was it even his own voice actor?
@gabrieltsgardner9942
@gabrieltsgardner9942 2 года назад
@@HassanKhan-rk2hu It was - he was asked in an interview later why he sounded like a 'typical pro wrestler' rather than himself, and he said that's because he assumed thats what they wanted.
@jmills1215
@jmills1215 3 года назад
The closet joke
@twinkletale5548
@twinkletale5548 2 года назад
Mr.Burns does Stock Plays to the opposite of Cathie Woods and still manages to lose money on dead Blue Chip Stocks that isn't physically possible to buy. 🤣
@ericsmith6315
@ericsmith6315 2 года назад
Burns is old but not so ancient that he was old enough to invest in the Confederacy :P
@LeviForWaifu
@LeviForWaifu 2 года назад
Inherited the shares or something or bought them on bad advice
@paradoxicaloutcome1007
@paradoxicaloutcome1007 Год назад
Depending on the episode, Burns can be anywhere from "was born in the early 20th century" to "arrived in America with the Mayflower".
@JonGreen91
@JonGreen91 2 года назад
Burns: Why didn’t you tell me about this market crash 💥? Me: Weren’t you a soldier in WW2? Also me: Continuity fell out when he invested in slavery before he was conceived.
@shadowking1380
@shadowking1380 2 года назад
Was probably an inherited stock from some long dead relative. I know it’s suppose to be a joke but still
@northvanwan7428
@northvanwan7428 Год назад
The lawyers are pretty much our Politian's today.
@pinebarrenpatriot8289
@pinebarrenpatriot8289 Год назад
Only burns isn't senile like Biden so even he's in better shape
@xpusostomos
@xpusostomos Год назад
"amalgamated spats" 🤣
@Toldoris
@Toldoris 2 года назад
Putin and his advisors... 🙄
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