I read ABSURD erotic books so you don't have to (and now I'm traumatized) 

*reads books about fighting babies* "erotica makes me uncomfortable" 😭😭 same tho

I love how some of us horror girlies can read about the most disgusting shit, but erotica is uncomfy 😂

"Oh, that's such a good pickup line for a library card" is the quote of the year. Great video.

Chuck Tingle is a national treasure. One of my favorite follows on social media! He’s actually written a legitimate horror novel as well called Camp Damascus and it’s really great. Highly recommend!

We definitely need a part 2. I was laughing with you and felt your cringe lol!

when you said lubricant my first thought was Lubricant for People or for Door Hinges

Unfortunately TONS of authors are putting down the pen due to people being sensitive about TWs. Especially in the Splatterpunk/Extreme Horror communities. I get so sad that people can’t just gauge what the book MY entail by the title or synopsis. The whole cancelling authors thing just gives “book banning” energy. I think its up to each person to be responsible for their own triggers, and definitely should not be reading anything in extreme genres if they are that sensitive.

"There's only one way we can resolve this issue..." My wife has said that to me many times.

my friend bought me a chuck tingle raptor novel for my 18th birthday and we did a dramatic reading of it and to this day it was the funniest thing ive ever read

I definitely want a part 2 this was hilarious

I agree, content warnings for books are getting ridiculous. I also think it’s kind of weird to print them into the book; if someone truly can’t stand reading about a certain scenario, you’d think they would look it up /before/ buying and reading it, no? Or is it a common practice to just buy books blindly without looking up reviews or anything about it before hand? I’m sure some authors use content warnings as jokes too, so I don’t take them too seriously. I always just skip over them, because honestly I see them more as spoilers than anything. I forget the title but I recently saw someone review a book where a really crazy scene was completely spoiled, in detail, by the content warnings. Like imagine buying a highly anticipated new release and it spoils itself immediately 💀 I personally can read about pretty much anything except animal abuse, death and violence, but everything else is fine by me lmao. Even then I kinda just skip and don’t read those parts, it’s not really something that ruins a book for me.

You deserve every metal there is for this one. Like the fact you go through the extreme horrors is one thing. But this is a whole new level. Had me DYING from the first reading of the extraterrestrial thing 😅 you win. You win all the BookTube everything

Absolutely yes to a part 2.

there are some erotic books that are more horror-leaning, and might be more up your alley. these do also have content warnings at the front, so you know more about what you're getting into. - A Lady of Rooksgrave Manor by Kathryn Moon - this is set in a bordello that serves monster clients, where there's an overarching story of trying to take down a force that's trying to destroy these bordellos because they're seen as too "human friendly". this is the first book in a trilogy, and the pacing is a bit wonky because it's trying to set everything up, but it's a good litmus test to see what you enjoy reading in erotica since it goes through a _lot_ of kinks/scenarios - Her Soul to Take by Harley Laroux - a ghosthunter comes back to their small town and ends up in an alliance with a demon controlled by the local cult. this is marketed as a dark romance, with elements of stalking woven into it, but the rules for the supernatural in this book left me intrigued throughout the entire thing. i haven't read the rest of this trilogy yet, but it absolutely leans into the horror elements present (and i absolutely am going to get the rest of the series). I also have Heartless Heathens by Satana Knox on my tbr, which says it's a gothic romance/erotica story, but since i haven't read it yet i can't say if it's good or not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but it's another horror-leaning erotica to be aware of.

Part two!! This was hilarious 🤣

Chuck Tingle is a national treasure and seems like an incredibly sweet guy. I follow him on tumblr and have for a while (and yes, tumblr still exists and people still use it, including Chuck Tingle) and he just... seems like a super positive, nice dude who just really likes writing positive, fun erotica stories (and also non-erotic stories for what he has dubbed his asexual buckaroos.)

If erotica isn't for you, I really recommend Edward Lee! He's a great writer and storyteller. He doubles lightly in relationships and the beauty of them. Honestly the perfect recommendation for you

Great video as always Anda. Super funny and we definitely need a part 2!

Part II!

Chuck Tingle is an amazing person. I have bought several of his Tinglers to support him... and they're actually weirdly good, or at least fun. Another candidate for weird porn books is Dwindle Gee. I read her "A Vampire Turned Me Into A Sexy Blood Gathering Succubus". Can's say it was *good* exactly, but it was wild.

This video is gold 😹 please do a part 2! Love your videos as always, they really brighten my day! ❤

Would love a part two! This was funny!

if you happen to know the series "best of the worst" by the channel "red letter media", you might know what i mean when i say: you should get together three or maybe four people and discuss these somewhat rarities and how they effect the reader(s). exchange the cringe. but this is already very entertaining. the willing, but writhing participation in reading these... i appreciate it!

omg did that Unhinged book come out before or after Big Little Lies? the little girl makes that exact joke about her mom in a school project 😂

Watching Anda squirm reading passages from these books is funny af! 🤣

Please read more! Haha I laughed out loud a few times with this video, those book titles got me good haha!

If you do a part 2 Full Sack by Layla Fae would be a great addition

Omg not the doorknob 😂😂

When it comes to content considerations in erotica, I think it's more about letting readers know if it's something they want to get off to or not 😅 So someone might not find condom usage erotic so they might decide to skip the story if they're in the mood for something else. Whatever floats your boat and all that! ❤

YESSS CHUCK TINGLE

Part Two please.

Part 2, please.

This was hilarious 😂

Ur laff is so infectious!!!! Thank u for doing this vlog. So funny! Not an erotica girlie - and def wont ever be! Thank u for taking it for the team - lmao lmao

What ever happened to holding hands, interlocked fingers & cuddling while making your partner feel loved, warm & fuzzy?

Pig! Part 2 would be appreciated. 🙂

Look 👀 on your face says it all about everything in each book 📕 love it 🥰

Definitely do part 2!!! Especially with the Chuck Tingle stories. I think I speak for ALL your audience when I saw that we MUST know more answers to the butt pounding mysteries! 🫣🤔💩

I wasn’t expecting that 😂

I'm Sorry for u, but i'm having a lot of Fun with the video. Kkkkkk😂😂😂

Rather you than me sorry 😂 but it’s hilarious. Great video thanks 😆✨👍🏻

Oh lord. I like spicy books but this goes beyond comfort zone. Therapy for you therapy for you and therapy for you!

You should have done this one in ASMR.

Sci-Fi Erotika that I thought was actually good(I dont read erotica normally) is Shadow Game by Christine Feehan

As a 10 year old boy i found "Flesh" by Philip Jose Farmer quite hot.

"I'm going to church after this" 😂

It's funny I just finished the Clive Barkers book the scarlet gospel and the descriptions of Pinhead torturing someone? Didn't bug me I was fine read right through it but any time it got to the sexual stuff I would get uncomfortable I don't know what that says about me but it can't be good

You like Dead Inside!!!

Subscribed just for the Alice Cooper

You should read them with a poker face and a serious voice.

I also read that UNHINGED book.. hahahaha.. damn.. Idk what's gotten into me.. 😂

I actually REALLY liked Unhinged lol which shocked me

Wth?! 🤦😂🤣 These books are just way too out there.

good lord this is EVERYTHING! i just have the same reaction as you are reading spicy & erotica contents on a book :”) boy like i can read gory stuff with a straight face but THIS? god i just laughed until i’m in fits of tears and an aching tummy from laughing excessively :P

LOL your reactions were so cute. 😊 I must admit, I'm really open minded and weird fetishes doesnt scares me at all. But Door / Library card fetishism are new to me. ;) We learn every day.

Fifty Shades of Grey is absurd and disturbing because it's soooo badly written. It reads like a spoof.

Um actually... Pterodactyls aren't dinosaurs

The first one was very ao3

I just got home from church. Since i was 15 (ok 13) ((ok 6)) I have been trying to figure out how to turn on women -THANK YOU I'm calling that woman i met at church and telling her I'm a dinasor or doornob.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

the last book makes me feel better and worse about my short story ideas, because mine are way more tame than that, but i don't think i will ever live up to a sexy library card ngl.

Oh god so much cringe i could not!