I Smuggled Milk Into Coachella Music Festival 

There seems to be an issue where audio is cutting out for some people in certain parts. I assure you the audio is there, I'm not even joking, it's in the video, so I have no idea why it's cutting out for specific people.

There's something so chaotic about giving people who probably have alcohol in their systems milk on a hot day. Ted is probably responsible for at least 20 percent of vomit at this years Coachella.

i love how he tries to do the bacon would you rather question but the sheer power of homosexuality let him answer before ted could even finish

This guy has the energy of the man who enjoys 18 trips to The Rainforest Cafe in a row

“Can you be my dad” “I’ve always been your dad” Had me in tears

really upset i didnt go to coachella now. missed all that free milk... damn

Ted is doing a service to our country. Look at these children and their frail match stick bones, disgraceful. Every neighborhood needs a hero like Ted to milk up their kids

Ted is the father that came back with the milk for everyone, even with people who already have a father

Ted, you do so much and put so much effort into your videos and we recognize that. We would like to thank you for the segments 2:45, 3:50, 5:18, 6:27 and 7:23 these topics are things that aren’t really talked about anymore and I really appreciate you bringing it back into light, I feel like everyone should know about this…

Ted, I was there, and I could have sworn I saw your glowing smile from a mile away! It really is a shame though that you pulled that switchblade on me, I had to cancel my credit card and everything for "malicious dairy product" purchases all the way over in The United Arab Emirates. Needless to say, I'm a little disappointed that you gave me a black eye and mugged me, but I am very happy that I got to meet you!

When the world needed him most, he came back

He not only brought the milk, but also knowledge and happiness to the people. All for free! Even a cheeto snorting Man can be good in this world and so can you!

Ted is the culmination of all the dads who left to get the milk and he is finding all of his children. God bless the milk man

Ted really is that theater kid that learned how to be extroverted and just *never stopped*

i can't believe ted met THE MAN PHILLIP and didn't burst into tears and start projectile vomiting. i guess the milkman and the man are just on a realm of existence us plebeians will never understand.

That last silent frame Ted “bouncing” on his toes of what I assume is his favorite dance move was fucking hysterical

"Can you be my dad?" "i've alway been your dad you just didn't know it" is the best quote

Nice to see that the milkman is back

Thank you for helping me stay hydrated

Everyone in this video has huge content creator potential I swear.

"gotta keep your bones strong you gotta keep your soul full of love" "calcium"

Those cuts of silence gave me literal panic attacks... luckily I had a tall, cool glass of whole milk to soothe me in these trying times Thank you Milkman™

As a bisexual, it's really frustrating only being able to half play games

This was simply not enough milk man for me. I could’ve spent hours of watching you give drunk people at Coachella milk happily. I’m pretty sure this is easily one of my favorite videos on RU-vid.

These are exactly the type of people I would expect at Coachella

I cannot say how long I’ve been waiting for The Legendary MilkMan to arrive. On the other hand, Ted Nivison, truly a great man, I haven’t had to wait for! I saw him the other day in a warehouse, where I was idly searching for a spanner, when I saw Theodore! Not wanting to be awkwardly looking at him, and too shy to go up, I rushed to the counter to leave. Still, I suppose he must have seen me, as his 6”5 stature sprinted towards me, a fearsome look on his face. I waved at him just before he pulled out a hammer he had been purchasing the isle along from me. He raised it above his head with a war cry and smashed it on not just my left knee, but also my right knee! Can you believe it?! I’m currently using text to speech in the E.R room, and the nurses have forbidden me to speak of the other travesties he committed against me for your own good. Classic Ted!

I want to thank you person who made direct eye contact with the camera at 6:20, you made this video just that much more amusing.

I despise how fun this video makes Coachella look. You are a madman, and I love you.

I’m impressed by all these random festival goers ability to improv and go along with whatever random stuff Ted says

Seeing Will Neff voluntarily talk about kicking a baby has made my day. Bless that man.

Ted, you need to go to EDC or any EDM festival and do this. It would go over so well. We love random shit like this.

Hey, Ted. I saw you there at Coachella and it was a delight! I don't know why you cut out the part where you break the shins of 9 youngsters and 10 dilapidated senile old people with a brick, but otherwise, a great video!

Yes Ted, keeping the festival attendees’ bones strong in these trying times.

It turns out the whole time Ted was breaking people's bones simply to test whether or not they had been drinking the appropriate amount of milk.

2:02 wasn't expecting courage here

Loved the gaps where everything was silent. Really made me feel like I was going insane. Hats off to you, milk man.

After having to deal with Shlatt and Charlie's chaos on a daily basis, in true older brother fashion, Ted relaxs by causing chaos himself

My friends call me the milk drinker. Half of my online handles are some variation of "milkdrinker" or "milkpartaker." I feel that I, somehow, was spiritually involved in this video. Thanks for doing what I could not, convincing others to drink milk

You did a great service for the dairy industry. We salute you!

This video is fucking gold dude. These people were so funny they almost had to be paid actors

ted is the milkman

I love the would you rather question, great touch lol!

why is everyone one of your videos SO GOOD AND ENTERTAINING ily

Not the hero they asked for, but the hero they needed nonetheless. All hail the milkman. Amen.

Milk man in public is back after years, good to see him basking in the sun and indulging people with sweet sweet milk for their taste buds to enjoy the sweet taste. Thanks milk man

This was actually very entertaining and fun, glad to have content like yours

james charles just casually walking past you in the background is genuinely so funny

I love that everyone is being so honest and open about how absolutely brutal ted is.

Love the milk man, respect for not saturating us with too much of the character, glad to see him back :)

love the non dairy addition to the series!! we lactose intolerants need some rep frrrr

Insane reference to respawn inbox with that unlimited bacon/games question, dug deep for that one

I always thought Coachella had a distinct lack of milk. Doing Gods work.

i absolutely did not expect to enjoy this as much as I did considering the joy I took in hearing about vicious ways to slaughter hamsters... hard to believe that I owned guinea pigs for 7-8 years

love how will is just casually there

Why are people at Coachella so fucking funny? Like not even in a mean way. Straight up great delivery and comedic timing, WHAT?

For a video about making people drink Milk this has extremely hostile vibes. Like if I was dying in the California sun at a music festival and I saw Ted walking towards me I would just freeze in place and hope to god he shows me mercy.

didn’t expect to see will neff do a sweet jump in this one, but he never disappoints

My favorite videos are back this is amazing

I love how courage came out of absolutely nowhere

Finally, the milk content that we all have been waiting for. It’s about time Ted fulfills his contractual obligations.

1:27 thats the best oatmilk ive ever had, thank you ted for giving it to the fraile-boned people of coachella

this is the most incredible thing I've ever watched

I can’t encapsulate with words how much I love this video

Teds ability to just roll with it is amazing, and to say the most bull shit stuff with such absolute confidence.

6:02 the first live action appearance of Ren “the bitch man” In the Ted Nivison cinematic universe

i love how he added the would you rather from one of the earlier episodes on chuckle sandwich

congrats tedward nivison for being the first person this year to make coachella look fun

Ted, I regret to inform you of a sad story. I got Covid last week, and it fucked up my taste buds. Now, milk tastes like vinegar, and my life is ruined.

The man. The myth. The legend. He has returned to us in our time of need to save us from our lack of dairy produce

6:49 “im hearing thousands of breaking bones across the world…AHHHH AHHHh! thats the sound of them dying..OH MY BONES! thats what they’re saying!” TED I WANT THIS ON MY GRAVESTONE

It’s literally 90+ degrees!! Bless.

“Man dressed in white uniform claiming to be the “milkman” forces innocent Coachella attendees to drink gallons or milk”

I tried to think the milk equivalent of “wow he’s watering everyone” and I feel like “wow he’s milking everyone” has a bit of a different meaning

OMG THE JOKE AT 6:56 I FORGOT ABOUT IT THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BRINGING IT BACK INTO MY LIFE

It's time for the Milk Man to return. Our bones are getting too fragile. We need replenished.

I love this, the editing style, the energy, the pacing, another classic from the milkman

He's the only dad who actually came back with the milk

there's something so perfect about watching people who don't know ted at all interact with him

i love the quiet parts

I seem to always end up watching your content on road trips and it also makes the journey a lot easier. Thanks and keep on milking

7:07 Damn i didn’t know that i cant play video games cause im gay 👍

A job well done, Milkman. Also watch out at 8:05 James Charles was behind you.

this is the best video i've seen in a while

i've really been needing some milk content again thank you ted

3:25 Why do I find it sooo funny that they don’t ever mention that Will Neff is in the vid. The concept of them meeting by chance at Coachella is hilarious to me and idk why

2:45 im glad Ted is giving us the opportunity to practice our lip-reading skills. What would we do without him?

I think the audio cutting out adds character. Love the vid medium guy

every upload is a miracle

7:27 really caught me off guard

Never did I think I needed to see Ted pour milk into concert goers mouths, but boy am I glad that I did. Fantastic video Ted, love the nod to our good old chuckle sandwich.

I love Ted's milkman videos more than anything

An astounding success, Milk Man, well done.

6:56 Ted asking the most important question of them all!

I feel like these silent sections are part of the video. But after the third one, I'm starting to doubt that.

This is some pure RU-vid and I’m here for it

This video is delightful in a terrifying way

he keeps their bones strong so when he chases them down the alleyway and breaks your bones, they think "oh, shit, I should've been drinking more MILK", but it's never enough milk, not for TED, TED wants a real challenge, he's never had one, not a bone he couldn't break

The Milk Man never died. He was just in search of milk.

Yo some classic milk man content! This was hilarious and well edited!

gotta love Will Neff in every video he's ever in