I Watched *TWILIGHT: BREAKING DAWN PT 1* For The FIRST TIME And Its A DISILLUSION 

In the book, imprinting is a cosmic connection. You are tied to that person forever. Whether that's a brother roll or a relationship, time will tell. And yes, the books are better but def still written for young adults.

You want the explanation for why the baby was cgi, or would you rather I save that for part 2?

I hear ya points but Idc 😂😂🤦🏽

Honestly, the only reason I am gonna sit through one of the twilight film reactions (because I'm sorry, I cannot bring myself to sit through this shit again) is to see the pedo werewolf reaction.

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Naw fr

IKR? lol So innocent, so naive. XD

That CGI baby was hella weird (Pov you don’t stumble on this until it’s pretty old)

And when you have lived for hundreds of years and inherit a bunch of money every 40 years plus they don’t have to buy food the money sort of just builds up

I’m not saying it’s right… I’m saying… I understand 😂

Rightttt 😂

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😂😂😂😂 so true

I couldn’t stop laughing

Girrrrl!!!! I lost it🤣🤣🤣😂😂

didnt kristen say she was blackmailed into cheating on him or something??

@@rachelreyes3448 oooh honestly i'm not sure, it's been so long but i'll have to look into that. But ya know, I wouldn't be completely shocked if she was.

yes i remember the movie was Snow White and The Huntsman that's why she wasn't really in the sequel

She lived a full life😅

fr🤣

Omg 💀

Was not disappointed 😂😭

Lol just reminds me of the concerned grandma….. oooo lord lol

@@jessm.porthos 😂

Everything about this commentary is pure gold 😂

He defined "Mary Sue" in one sentence.

That would've been badass honestly lol. I love the name they choose for her though ^^

There is actually a Horror movie that happens in . A newborn baby is born right from the womb kills the doctors that delivered him and basically everyone he comes in contact with... the effects are really gross . It's called "It's Alive" made in 1974 .

Would have made for a better movie really 😂 then enter blade to stop the Cullins child.

@@hippiechic6772 I watched one called Grace where the baby was born dead but the mom cried and prayed so much that some minutes later the baby girl revived. Then it basically turned into a pet semetary/vampire movie, the baby had to drink blood as well as milk, smelled like dead and flies surrounded her. Then the last scene is the mom breastfeeding when she suddenly feels a sharp pain looks to her breast and the baby and then says Grace started teething

I know right? Never been a fan of the movies, but I remember seeing the wedding scene and loved it

My favorite part is that each of the vampires, if you really pay attention, are dressed in styles that resemble the time peri[ they are actually from. Jasper: Civil War The Denali Coven: Middle Ages Rosalie: 1920's ... et cetera ...

No me too

Also, they all have had high paying jobs over the years.

@@madih4586 Good point didn't think of that!

Not to mention that Carlisle is a whole doctor plus they probably don’t have that many expenditures since they don’t need groceries and things of that nature

@@deraao And not to mention a lot longer than regular people to save money and buy properties

And I think some of them had money when they joined the family

I was cracking up lol.

She really had years to think that through plus advice from her editors but she stuck to the idea of a 17 year old boy becoming romantic soulmates with a baby.

I've seen so many people argue "But he's not sexually attracted to her as a baby! He'll just be like her big brother or best friend, and when she's older, if she feels the same, then they'll be in love!" But y'all, that shit is still CREEPY! Imagine Jacob watching Renesme grow up, from womb to adult, just waiting to see if she wants to bang one day. Even if they don't move to a real relationship, imagine being Renesme growing up with this guy hanging around her 24/7, every single day, being all protective and shit. What if Renesme grew up and fell in love with someone else? She's part vampire, and they seem to have a soul mate thing going on, too (also kinda messed up, but for different reasons). What if she met her vampire soul mate? Would Jacob just sit back and watch? The whole imprinting thing is just so creepy.

Bro not a potato fresh out 😂😂

@@singingwolf8997 also in the book imprinting is said to be for breeding purposes. The imprintee is the going to give birth to the strongest wolf babies, so anyone who says it's not sexual needs to get a critical thinking skills or something.

@@singingwolf8997 Their "relationship" is the equivalent of a little girl growing up to date her mothers best friend that could pass as her uncle. NASTAY 😂 I got a few hands to spare for people that think that's ok 🤚🏽

good times, huh!?

A simpler time when things like that were enough to distract us from the actual state of the world. I miss that

Really? I was just thinking how boring and borderline ill-fitting it was. At least from the front. After googling I see there's some detail in the back.

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That would have been a much more normal and welcomed story line 😂

@@auspicious6703 Imagine Jacob not killing the baby because she's cute and a baby, then finally realizing that since Edward and Bella have a kid, Bella's choice is final and deciding to stay away to respect their family, but at some point also reasoning with his pack to defend the vampires, using facts and Bella's free will as arguments instead of his attraction to the baby. Sounds healthy doesn't it. The author could have literally done that and given Jacob character growth, instead of wiping away any issues with this pedo ex machina.

@@auspicious6703 honestly though lol 💀

That's an interesting point.

@@that_scorpio_chick4910 glad someone thinks so

It honestly feels like the author just had a dream and then started to write what she dreamt about, and that's what twilight is. Honestly, I wouldn't even be surprised if that's actually what she is 😅

@@jaydenlawrence8393 robert pattinson said in an interview that she had a sex dream and then wrote twilight. it makes a lot of sense

@@ranniwolves no way! Is that actually true?!

imagine him watching his buddy making out with a girl on the couch and just going, "bruh y'all kiss like a couple of honey badgers"

Which is weird. Because the Sookie Stackhouse books started in 2001 and the Vampire Diaries books were in the 90s. The Anita Blake series started in the 90s too. So it is weird they picked it for adaptation.

I agree to a point with what you're saying. But, it was more that they brought supernatural romances to the forefront, most of the books that the above shows were based off came out long before this series. The Vampire Diaries books, for one, originally came out in the 90s and the True Blood (Sookie Stackhouse) book series started in the early 2000s.

@@juliark True, but I'm glad too considering the series were done much better than the twilight movies, even though they changed stuff from the books a lot

@@lynnamc524 No you're definitely right. That's what I meant really. The live action series to the books became extremely popular following the response to the twilight movies because it brought attention to it and opened up a lot of non readers to this genre.

I remember hearing they had been trying to make TVD for years but it never got picked up until after Twilight

😅😂😂😂🎯🎯🎯 yasss loving the rugrats reference

Vampires don't have any blood flow, so how could he...you know and how does his swimmers move without blood flowing inside of him?

@@lyn1.6 dude this is just a movie, vampires don't exist, you're gonna die dried trying to find logic in fiction.

@@lyn1.6 i think the author said something about venom? Like, venom in their veins and that's how they can ya know.. Get it up.

@@lyn1.6 The author gave some terrible nonsensical explanation about how it works, but at the end is better not even try to find the logic (because there really isn't any 😅) and just go with "because magic" and roll with it 🤷🏼‍♀️

Part 2 coming soon

I can’t wait to see his reaction 😂 to both parts lol

I have to wholeheartedly disagree with you. The books are so so much worse 😫

It's the best part of the movie - even if it horrified me seeing it for the first time.

@@breezy3392 and she’s writing 2 more 😂

@@thejenmath I remember being in the theatre like “this isn’t right” 😆

Yes let’s not choke please 😂 but thank you for watching ❤️ glad you enjoy the content

Lol and Edward was gone for at least 7 months within that year and a half .

@@Justafox305 and she was so depressed lol

Yess! I commented this on his Descendants reaction but wasn’t sure he saw it!

And he's in Julie and the Phantoms too😁💜

Seth!! My favorite werewolf!

Team Angela, here!

Leah was the absolute best.

I would’ve loved to see a whole separate movie series about the wolf pack tbh. The Sam/Emily/Leah triangle, the Clearwater family when Harry died, the other boys, how sue clearwater & billy swan get together

Amennnn

Leah was annoying lol

Honestly, I'm all for imprinting... when it's portrayed ONLY as a parental bond, which is what it basically is in real life. 😒

@@h.stryker5519 how cute would it have been if it was like a mentoring thing or a big brother situation. Not grooming this child to love me🤢

@@rebecky5ever MUCH cuter.

@@rebecky5ever they def tried to make it look more like that in the movies cuz they knew it was a bit sketch. But of course the whole look into the future thing at the end of breaking dawn part 2 shows they’re expecting Jacob & renesmee to fall in love when she’s “older” 🥴

@@starheartskull15 Also Jacob to Edward: "So should I start calling you "Dad" now?" EW!🤮

He can and he did

@@leahscontemporary well obviously, lol

Dead men can ejaculate sperm. 😅

@@angelblu27834 We didn't need to know

From the words of a fav RU-vidr that’s watched this movie “How does vampire cum work “?

Yeeees

And then pride and prejudice zombies 🤣🤣 it’s interesting

I love this movie so much I watch it every time I need joy in my life. Pride and Prejudice is so great !

The 2005 version. I know he'd talk MAD shit about Darcy til the lunch when Lydia and Wickham come back to the Bennett's home 😂 and he would rag on Mr. Collins so hard.

@@bobthathead3 Collins is sooo ridiculous even more than Kitty and Mary but the worst are Ms Bennett and Lydia every time they speak it’s so embarassing I love hating them hahaha

Yeah it originally was filmed more graphic. They robbed us

Yeah that was for the second part when she was a vamp. Would love to see all the cut parts.

They also showed Edward’s Butt and they cut that out too

I second this!!!

Seconded!

Seconded

Yesssss!!!

You gotta watch the original one though first. I mean...you don't have to but probably should

Exactly!

Its not so much about him falling in love with her. Hes her protector. Someone she will have in her life for ever to keep her safe.

@@gatorgirl1720 yeah, i wish they kept it like that but they had to make it weird in the last movie, showing them being in love in the future.

@@gatorgirl1720 With keeping the imprinting I think it would have been better if they had Jacob choose to do it as a strategic move to protect her from the wolves

@@gatorgirl1720 nah, they end up together romantically. It’s grooming, google it.

@@taras9655 exactly! tbh, it just kinda seems like grooming to me. He's expecting to marry this kid or something.

I second this! Would love to see you react to Pretty Woman.

OMG, I second Working Girl. Not only is it an incredibly entertaining and satisfying movie, but it also has one of my favorite lines ever quoted by a character "I've got a mind for business, and a bod for sin"

Yesssss! I agree so much

The love triangle was garbage though. Zero chemistry between katniss and peta, and the whole gale thing was thrown in

@@BabyGirlTiny that is an opinion you are entitled to have. I don't agree l, but I respect your right to have it. :)

@@judeancupcake7553 And that's your opinion so

@@yasmineguerin2852 I never said otherwise :)

Ohhmygoodness!!!

Not to mention a lot older too…