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It's Bachelor Party Season! Horton's Concerningly Horny Stag Party Planning has you covered for all your bachelor and bachelorette party needs.
CAST:
Roger Horton: Jack Hunter
Bachelor: Michael Strauss
Bachelorette: Britt Migs
Director: Gabrielle Williott
Director of Photography: Rob Menzer
Producer: Michael Strauss
Writer: Britt Migs
Editor: Bryan Slack
Colorist: Rob Menzer
Sound: James Azzaretti
Camera Assistant: Rachel Mossberg
Production Assistant: Jesse Eisemann
00:00 Body Shots
00:40 Hi I'm Roger
00:44 Horton's Babe-Arific Bachelorette Planning
1:00 Becca's Bach Bash
2:11 Why Do We Do this to ourselves
2:30 Men Have It Just as bad
3:00 Horton's Concerningly Horny Stag party planning
4:06 One Week Later
04:58 Men spend way more
05:25 Don't forget your bride tribe shirt
06:09 I've been Roger
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@NewMessage 11 месяцев назад

Ok, but hear me out.... Imagine partying with Roger.

@theyearwas1473 11 месяцев назад

Is that a cameo service?

@faridconde6591 11 месяцев назад

I'd pay 75% more for that

@ohnonotagain8935 11 месяцев назад

I'd actually show up for that one

@jordanharper5795 11 месяцев назад

I read that as an American Dad reference and frankly... you're welcome

@soonerproud 11 месяцев назад

Don't forget the Horton Moose Piss Beer!

@joshuazane3210 11 месяцев назад

"What up, sluts?!" had me in tears. Roger has outstanding comedic delivery.

@MrJason8957 11 месяцев назад

"aside from domestic terror attacks, men are historically terrible planners." That was one of the funniest lines I've heard in a long time.

@VeganSemihCyprus33 11 месяцев назад

What the "elite" are hiding? The shocking story of your enslavement 👉The Connections (2021) [short documentary] 💖

@pingu6028 11 месяцев назад

had to laugh as well. Its so true. We (3 guys) are going on vacation. Flight is tommorrow and one of them just called me when to be where. My response: Not sure, ask the other guy he is the reliable one 😅 Edit: already at home it was always mum doing the planing. We were just there in time. But in the end every single time at the end we had to wait for her and she forgot to pack something while we always had everything.

@MrJason8957 11 месяцев назад

@@pingu6028 Watching this video I realized that I am getting married in about 2 weeks and the idea of a bachelor's party never even entered my mind before I saw this video. I still don't want one.

@nivoonairam8950 11 месяцев назад

And true lol

@markkarasik2211 11 месяцев назад

😎Does anybody else think they made the right choice with a quick and quiet Justice of the Peace wedding and a week at the beach instead of all this money for a conventional wedding or am I just a cheap old codger?

@kobuseksteen411 11 месяцев назад

For my bachelor's, my wife's 15y old brother came along, so we just went go Karting, played laser tag for hours and they covered me in temporary tattoos. Was absolutely amazing. Cost us like 20 bucks each.

@MaximusAlcarinque 11 месяцев назад

Boring. Should have absolutely taken that kid on a wild night on the town, filled with hookers and blow. That _boy_ should have become a *man* that day; you deprived him of the "Hangover" experience!

@gwouru 11 месяцев назад

Why the hell would you bring a kid to a bachelor's party?

@loriki8766 11 месяцев назад

This is the way.

@loriki8766 11 месяцев назад

@@gwouru You'd bring a kid along because go-karting and laser tag are more FUN and less expensive than being a gross drunk. Go karting and laser tag don't destroy your liver & self respect and then give you a hangover for a souvenir.

@gwouru 11 месяцев назад

@@loriki8766 That's not the point of a bachelor's party though. You can do the purpose of one, without the booze. But I don't think you know what the point is.

@asvalias 11 месяцев назад

"start saving today for your destination divorce party" That is a *bold* statement!

@dominicfucinari1942 11 месяцев назад

Especially because of how stumped sociologists seem to be on why at least half of all United Statish marriages end in divorce.

@barleymepodcast2301 11 месяцев назад

Is it, though?

@robertortiz-wilson1588 11 месяцев назад

@@dominicfucinari1942well I’m convinced most sociologists are absolute ignoramuses, so that already wasn’t surprising.

@Unknown-jt1jo 11 месяцев назад

@@robertortiz-wilson1588Slamming sociologists! What an edgelord!

@robertortiz-wilson1588 11 месяцев назад

@@Unknown-jt1jo I’m making a statement. Get off the Internet.

@phantom31017 11 месяцев назад

That’s why we had mine at my house. Chicken fingers, beer, and video games just left me with a full belly and slight headache.

@kirdot2011 11 месяцев назад

id still preffer a party bus, the drinks are there, the music is there and nobody can see you from the outside

@kobuseksteen411 11 месяцев назад

Mine consisted of Laser tag and go Karting. Was amazing!

@VeganSemihCyprus33 11 месяцев назад

What the "elite" are hiding? The shocking story of your enslavement 👉The Connections (2021) [short documentary] 💖

@farfaraway4285 11 месяцев назад

Can we just talk about how Roger looks smashing in that pink wig

@inappropriatejohnson 11 месяцев назад

Nailed it.....last one, and I mean the last BP I'll ever attend, was so embarrassing that I'm good for the rest of my days. And my friend is now divorced, of course.

@fifthrider 11 месяцев назад

In an internet filled with false narratives, it takes Roger to be the only man telling anyone the truth. Thank you Roger.

@VeganSemihCyprus33 11 месяцев назад

What the "elite" are hiding? The shocking story of your enslavement 👉The Connections (2021) [short documentary] 💖

@JoshuaBenitezNewOrleans 11 месяцев назад

I’m from New Orleans and I play music for a living, and I cannot stress how accurate this is. Lol I partied with those guys and girls.

@carls9310 11 месяцев назад

Josh, you live a life most men will never see, and most women will never confess to! Salute to you, Music Man!

@eyesofnight 11 месяцев назад

There was a reddit ama a few years back with a male stripper who did bachelorette parties. It was a wake up for a lot of men

@DarkcIoud1111. 11 месяцев назад

For my friend's bachelor party, we did an escape room, paint ball, ate at a fancy restaurant, and played poker at the decently sized Airbnb we stayed at. There was some drinking, but no one ever got completely wasted, never visited a strip club, and the planning was pretty well put together.

@attilakohbor3360 11 месяцев назад

the way to go , if any necessary

@Kattywagon29 8 месяцев назад

This comment reads like an alibi...LOL

@RocktheCpop 8 месяцев назад

@@Kattywagon29😂😂 right? Setup on delay delivery just before the deed was done 😂, allegedly I mean 😅

@Kattywagon29 8 месяцев назад

@@RocktheCpop Exactly! LOL

@arokh72 11 месяцев назад

Damn I did it all wrong. I just had a night of beer, pizza, and movies, at my brother's house with 2 mates. Sad when I think it was in 1997. Glad to say my wife and I are still happily married to this day :)

@rkms5606 11 месяцев назад

I bet there is a connection! 👏🏿

@earthling_parth 11 месяцев назад

Love this 👏

@ntal5859 11 месяцев назад

So did ever find Chad the mechanical bull ride operator and ask what he did to your wife ?

@247krisisheretoo 11 месяцев назад

So we should definitely have a " if retail employees were honest"

@elaineb7065 11 месяцев назад

We're not happy to see you; we're happy to see YOUR MONEY. Money doesn't: treat us like we're below it, act as if we have to answer to its every whim, beg for every discount DESPITE each coupon saying CLEARLY: "only one coupon per purchase" on it, show up drunk & harass us without buying anything...

@andrebrynkus2055 11 месяцев назад

No, there's not another in the back. It's just boxes of extras of what's out here. Please don't argue over the price of every single thing because I can't change the price. No, I can't give you a discount because I can't risk getting fired - unless you want to pay my rent for the next two years. I don't remember you because see 400 people a day. No, I didn't say that yesterday because I wasn't here yesterday.

@PlebNC 11 месяцев назад

@@elaineb7065I wasn't even happy to see their money. I was happy to see them leave. Because then I could focus on the overbearing stock workload I had to unrealistically burn through. Also from person experience in retail, if an employee says they'll look in the back and couldn't find any there's a good chance there was some but it's a bitch and a half to get to so it's faster just to say there's none and help find an alternative, especially after being asked to do it 20 times. If they used a handset to check if there was stock before this then the technology will be blamed to cover up the lie and it's wrong half the time anyway while being impossible for a customer to determine if I'm bullshitting them.

@PlebNC 11 месяцев назад

If you see cans of soft drinks or beer at s reduced price with some cans missing or full but taped up, there's a 99.9% chance it came in on the delivery truck damaged because the delivery depot staff are treated even more poorly than the retail staff and with sling stock onto roll pallets with little thought as to whether the raised edges of a roll pallet will act as the point of a chisel once a pallet's worth of weight is put on the case of beer at the bottom. This assumes the roll pallet isn't overfilled meaning when loaded onto the truck the stock poking out the front will get crushed, smashed and sheared off as the forklift/pump truck handler rams it into whatever hole it can fit. I had to deal with damages from delivery truckd alot in the latter stages of my time in retail and easily over 80% of the time was dealing with damaged soft drink/beer cans. I've poured more beer and soda down a drain on a shift than a nightclub sells in a week. Such an avoidable waste of food and materials.

@Dug252 11 месяцев назад

Or retail in general and how soul sucking it is for everyone except those at corporate, and how predatory some are with credit cards and selling crap they don’t need

@jtl-en4yx 11 месяцев назад

This is ridiculously accurate! Love how they mentioned the one or two sane responsible invitees in each party who are only invited to be DDs and babysitters who will spend the whole time mad and pissed off at the bachelor/ette and his/her idiot friends and spend the whole time in the other room on the phone to their SO telling them how pissed off they are! Also that stag logo is awesome!

@Nirrrina 11 месяцев назад

Unfortunately that might be me because I get sick with alcohol. Except they don't want to know what I'd talk them into & take blackmail pictures/video of.

@MorningRose370 11 месяцев назад

"What's up, sluts?!" I about died.

@PokemonButcher 11 месяцев назад

I don’t drink. 😅 I am either appreciated for being the designated sober person, or booed for not being enough “fun” 😆

@pamelamays4186 11 месяцев назад

The one bachelorette party I went to was very tame. In attendance were the bride, her mother and her best friend. A grand total of four. We had snacks and played games. It was over by around eleven o'clock.

@pamelamays4186 11 месяцев назад

Suggestions. If baby showers/gende reveal parties were honest. If children's birthday parties were honest. In many cases the parties are just a way for parents to show off for each other. If reality dating shows were honest. Most of the couple that are created break up when their time on the show is done. If movies about highschool were honest. In my highschool we never broke out into musical numbers. The Students in my highschool were real teenagers, not people pushing thirty who looked young for their age. There wasn't a mean girl clique. The jocks I knew were not big dumb oafs. There was no feuding amongst the different student social groups. Not everyone had perfect hair and perfect skin. No one person or clique "ruled the school".

@DemonicAdj 11 месяцев назад

Don't forget the part where somebody builds a homemade bomb to celebrate.

@Unknown-jt1jo 11 месяцев назад

These are all clearly awful, though. It's too easy for someone of Roger's caliber--like shooting fish in a barrel.

@JimAllen-Persona 11 месяцев назад

I’ll second the children’s birthday parties. When I was growing up in the dark ages of the 1960’s, if you had a party at all, it was usually at home. Then it became McDonalds (cheap) or Chuck e Cheese (expensive)…then it started to come back to the yard but with bounce houses and huge slides. Since my daughters birthday is around Easter, one year I paid for the Easter Bunny to show up. Glad my kids have grown up and have found more practical uses for the money they more subtly extract from me.

@DemonicAdj 11 месяцев назад

Your high school didn't have a Golden God either?

@WildWinterberry 11 месяцев назад

Baby showers! Can't stand them

@Zooweemamad 11 месяцев назад

I dread the day my friends start getting married and ask me to take a week off work and spend multiple paychecks for traveling and expensive dresses that I don’t even like for their marriage to some guy I might not even like lol

@Zebra_3 11 месяцев назад

a little hate can fix all this...save time and money...think about it.

@dominicfucinari1942 11 месяцев назад

How long ago did the bachelor and bachelorette party planning industry get off the ground?

@loriki8766 11 месяцев назад

When I was young I found weddings boring, let all my friends know this, and simply politely turned down the "be one of my bridesmaids/maid of honor" and most of the wedding invites. When I got married, I eloped because I decided a down payment on a house for a happily ever after was more important than a party that would last one night and everyone I cared about would visit me without a stupid party.

@pingu6028 11 месяцев назад

Happened to me some years ago The groom in making was a friend but not that close to "expect " an invite for the batchelor party. The best man a guy which I didnt like (weird situation when he asked me to join), 2 others were alright but much closer to the best man and another guy nobody except the groom would know. The plan was a heavily hangover inspired trip to Las Vegas. 5k expenses each for some days of which 2 days were already lost to the flight. In short: Even if it was paid and my employer gave me the week off I wouldnt exactly have been excited to go... Oh, and the relationship from groom and bride...Him being an enabler and push over and her always looking for someone better - already cheated on him a few times and just stayed with him because the other guys wouldnt want something serious with her. You could smell the divorce before they were married. Anyway, I found the courrage to say no . Nobody - except the best man - took any offense. In fact they all wished they said no as well.

@gcr1 11 месяцев назад

Be honest to them. Not everyone can afford to do that stuff. Just my 5 cents worth. (Adjusted for inflation)😂

@marvincool3744 11 месяцев назад

ago “Come to my party. Now here’s a school shopping list.” Parties that include homework are a bad sign.

@savage5128 11 месяцев назад

You don't need the wig or the hat in Nashville. PLENTY of shops here sell both.

@vincevvn 11 месяцев назад

So you would still need to buy them, you’re contradicting yourself.

@jaybirdjargon 11 месяцев назад

My wife and I agreed to not have either. The night before our wedding she was at her mother's getting the last things prepped and I was home, probably playing Skyrim.

@BUSHOnYouTube 11 месяцев назад

He's Roger, by the way.

@ezg2000 11 месяцев назад

So is Roger saying bachelor parties isn't as fun as the movies. Another hollywood myth busted. 😅

@dominicfucinari1942 11 месяцев назад

As long as the films in question don't get the negative reviews that often warrant consideration for the Golden Raspberry Awards.

@ezg2000 11 месяцев назад

@@dominicfucinari1942 Well that's 50% of the movies in hollywood today. 😁

@CaptainRufus 11 месяцев назад

The only myth I want to be true are all the giant monster sharks. I wish to learn their Fishie Wisdoms. Not Fishy Wisdom though that's just sus.

@ezg2000 11 месяцев назад

@@CaptainRufus 😂😂🦈

@dominicfucinari1942 11 месяцев назад

@@ezg2000 More like 1 in 4. Those 1 in 2 you mentioned account for films with neutral reviews, which are average, and thus less suited for the Golden Raspberry Awards.

@daxleone 11 месяцев назад

ROGER 2024!!!

@NinjaBearFilms 11 месяцев назад

That would be brilliant. Run every campaign ad in the Honest Commercial format.

@daxleone 11 месяцев назад

@@NinjaBearFilms That would be hilarious!!! Roger just might wake people up if he did that 😂😂🤣🤣

@Kerorofan1990 11 месяцев назад

This is why when my brother got married, we just had an old-school game night (As in breaking out the N64) instead.

@Zebra_3 11 месяцев назад

I finished Star Wars: Shadows Of The Empire at Jedi level which makes me a Jedi Master.

@theonejmv 11 месяцев назад

What games??

@gojosgirl6487 11 месяцев назад

That's my kind of party!

@Kerorofan1990 11 месяцев назад

@@theonejmv Little Goldeneye, little OG Super Smash, little Mario Kart 64, some Mario Party, the classics.

@seekthevisceral 11 месяцев назад

Don't let those sincere Roger words and that soothing Roger voice fool you. It's all a ploy to have Horton dominate the party scene.

@jazcc 11 месяцев назад

Ok I will only go that crazy with Roger. My bachelorette night started with getting a makeover at Sephora, and having dinner with my closest friends. The most scandalous thing we did was to go to Babeland (a sex toys store) and make fun of the dildos.

@ExtremeMadnessX 11 месяцев назад

"Make fun OF the dildos"... hmmm, making fun WITH the dildos would be truly scandalous...

@notthefbi7932 11 месяцев назад

The Deer Hunter 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@MicJaguar 11 месяцев назад

It's all true. And don't forget the Marriage destination resort in Mexico where you get sick from anything out of a tap, venturing outside the resort is a 50/50 chance of a mugging or worse. Tourist trap things to do get you caught up in a five hour long trip to a five minute Zipline where food and water is going to cost you. One bottled water and a questionable PB&J is $20.

@doctorprofesor3876 11 месяцев назад

Oh yeah, "Betrayal at the house on the hill" nights can be wild.

@jesserobinson20 11 месяцев назад

I am very fortunate that my wife wanted a lower key party and simpler wedding. She's awesome.

@LS-uj7oq 10 месяцев назад

The exotic dancers would cross the street if they saw you coming towards them on the side walk. As a former stripper 100% yes 😂😂

@CurtisWhitehead-wn5bs 11 месяцев назад

What the hell is a "vajazzled" 2:18 cowboy hat? 😆 Nother good one, Roger. 👍🏼

@MarkMcCray-gg3wx 11 месяцев назад

Like bedazzled…..as in gems all over it…..vajazzled…..meaning little vaginas all over it

@AtheistPirate 11 месяцев назад

Who WOULDN'T ruin a stable long-term relationship to get Rogered by Roger in a dive bar?

@ToniHinton 11 месяцев назад

When you put it that way... What the hell, I've only been married 40 years. I always knew it wouldn't last.

@settheory2219 11 месяцев назад

Don't be a sucker for the sunk cost fallacy

@VeganSemihCyprus33 11 месяцев назад

What the "elite" are hiding? The shocking story of your enslavement 👉The Connections (2021) [short documentary] 💖

@bk-pk4wv 11 месяцев назад

That man holding and looking at that beer in approval makes me trust him on everything and anything. Like if im sad or down and look at that clip, ill realize itll be okay.

@princessmarlena1359 11 месяцев назад

Whenever I see vacation based, checklist of requirements, or multi-day bachelorette parties, I bail on the whole wedding altogether.

@eaglescout1984 11 месяцев назад

"Dave's bachelor party TBD" Yep, that dead on accurate for guys planning group activities.

@joshk.6246 11 месяцев назад

Roger looks pretty damn happy wearing that bride tribe garb.

@kameljoe21 11 месяцев назад

I always love me some roger!

@brandonboewe6198 11 месяцев назад

I hosted my best friend's bachelor party last night. The groom, myself, and the other two groomsman played pool and went bowling and had a lovely dinner. That being said, it sucked.

@Lordblow1 11 месяцев назад

Betrayal at the house on the hill, I love that game

@IronicCliche 11 месяцев назад

I've been to two bachelor parties. One was us staying in a hotel room and playing Sega Genesis. The other was everyone going to the friend's house and discussing the Free Masons.

@AldoHacha 11 месяцев назад

The divorce party sounds actually interesting

@Swordfish393 10 месяцев назад

These can be epic, recommend 10/10 so long as you're not the person actually getting divorced... And if you're not married yourself.

@tonymerino1412 11 месяцев назад

Roger for PRESIDENT! 💯

@m.elizabeth0302 11 месяцев назад

I can’t watch Roger at night. I would be up all night, laughing. Love ya, Roger!

@NJBoden 11 месяцев назад

Looks like they need some “Horton’s Hangover Hinderer”.

@ToyKeeper 11 месяцев назад

The last bachelor/bachelorette party I went to was a combined one where the bride and groom and 4 of the groom's friends went to a shopping mall for P.F.Chang's and a zombie movie, then went home. Not even sure why I was invited, since I barely knew them. It was really sad... but still better than the type Roger described.

@Jessie_Helms 11 месяцев назад

If I found out my fiancé hired a stripper the night before our wedding we wouldn’t _have_ a wedding.

@HO-bndk 10 месяцев назад

Insecure much?

@Jessie_Helms 10 месяцев назад

@@HO-bndk loyal and expecting loyalty much?

@DemonKingBadger 9 месяцев назад

I do know an acquaintance who cancelled his wedding shortly after the bachelorette, though I am not a close enough acquaintance to know the details.

@deathedge736 9 месяцев назад

@@DemonKingBadger the details you have kinda speak for themselves.

@DemonKingBadger 9 месяцев назад

@@deathedge736 true, I just didn't want to say too much more without proof

@niteshades_promise 11 месяцев назад

smoke enough weed to give a horse a panic attack hahhaahhahaah🤣

@Inpreesme 11 месяцев назад

Save a lot of money by not getting married, then you can save the rest of your money by not getting divorced.

@jtl-en4yx 11 месяцев назад

#1 comment!

@VeganSemihCyprus33 11 месяцев назад

What the "elite" are hiding? The shocking story of your enslavement 👉The Connections (2021) [short documentary] 💖

@vuetoob3983 11 месяцев назад

Renting sex is way cheaper that buying it for 3 years then paying to have it removed.

@Cometalktome 11 месяцев назад

@@vuetoob3983its sad that, that’s all you see is sex. You don’t like the person and what else they have to offer? because woman don’t get the same orgasm from men. So I hope you have more to offer on a deeper level

@DJ_Force 11 месяцев назад

Marriage ruins all the fun of being young. However, when to the right person, it makes growing old tolerable.

@michaeldowling6259 11 месяцев назад

Thankyou for making me feel good about being single

@jeffpearson1863 11 месяцев назад

LOL I walk out of my Bachelor Party. Stated walking home .22 miles. A friend took me home. Love my girl friend then love my wife now 33 years. Wanted nothing to do with that

@rebelyell1983x 11 месяцев назад

yes ! Do Destination weddings next!

@SolomonMagnus819 10 месяцев назад

2:55 “aside from domestic terror attacks, men are historically terrible planners”

@Rudster14 11 месяцев назад

Hearing Roger read the invitation was hilarious

@Cookie-lw6ds 11 месяцев назад

Wow, Betrayal at the House on the Hill. I love that board game.

@veravera2535 11 месяцев назад

Good morning sir please I need financial help. Thank you

@-skyandrainbows 10 месяцев назад

Dude, I hope you’ll have your own stage and standup one day soon! You’re entertaining for all generations ❤

@FreyaofCerberus 11 месяцев назад

Maybe my friends and i are just terminally boring or perhaps we've managed to escape the sterotype because i've been to two bachelor parties and neither were expensive or insane. One we went to a steakhouse then an escape room followed by aqua golf. The other we went to an escape room then a bbq place, that one everyone got drunk but we just had d&m conversations till 2am and went home. No strippers, no sex workers, no drugs. And honestly we had a great time and had no regrets so i think we are winning.

@growngrownman5950 9 месяцев назад

When he said, "The Deer Hunter", PURE HILARITY!

@aaronhpa 11 месяцев назад

His power to drunk up people is one for the ages :o

@garykuovideos 8 месяцев назад

“Becca? B e g g u u u h h . . .” 🤣

@Nbeastshorts 11 месяцев назад

hello i'm roger,LEGENDARY LINES FROM A LEGENDARY PERSON

@derekfuiten204 11 месяцев назад

Another banger! Thanks Rog!

@roozief9349 10 месяцев назад

I normally hate RU-vid-style satire however this man is a king at this huge respect and great talent working with him!! I'd love to work with this guy someday

@johnsmith-ht3sy 11 месяцев назад

In England men fly to Dublin, Eastern Europe cities, spend a lot on the weekend away and end up having an awful time. Good advice, do not go.

@iaadsi 11 месяцев назад

As a citizen of one of those Eastern Europe cities, yes, please don't send those guys over here.

@umerfarooq-ik2ym Месяц назад

why would they go to eastern europe and not LAS VEGAS

@johnsmith-ht3sy Месяц назад

@@umerfarooq-ik2ym The distance is shorter to Europe and easy access.

@matthiassventoest6800 11 месяцев назад

this writing is so well thought out.., hits solid points every time.

@dekalb 11 месяцев назад

This made me remember how when I used to go to clubs at least once a week back in the late 2000s/early 2010s, there was always at least one bachelorette party dragging one of their members out of the club. The person being dragged out was so drunk they were barely able to walk and/or talk, and more often than not this person was the bride. Sometimes I randomly think back to those times and wonder how many of those marriages are still together. Edit: 5:25 I also worked somewhere where we saw a lot of couples on their honeymoon. Every woman wearing a "Bride" or "Wifey" shirt would insist that they didn't buy that ridiculous shirt for themselves and "their friends bought it for them".

@Nazmazh 11 месяцев назад

Just starting the video, but I now have a really strong urge to play Betrayal at House on the Hill

@nichmiller4251 11 месяцев назад

Strip Club be damned. I bet Roger could make a Book Club fun.

@katieandkevinsears7724 11 месяцев назад

We took my brother whitewater rafting on the New River for his bachelor party. Nearly drowned him in a class 4 rapid. Ahhh memories.

@GlyphidGuard 11 месяцев назад

Wow I'm not late to video, amazing video Roger!

@yeaimzeus 11 месяцев назад

Nashville being the destination is so accurate lmao

@erikwilliams1562 11 месяцев назад

2:56 had me snortin on the train 😂 Roger speaks nothing but truths

@ericmoulot9148 11 месяцев назад

I just came to see the "Hi I'm Roger" part and give it yet another thumbs up! LoL!

@Karen_McJudgerson 11 месяцев назад

I went out to eat at chilis, shopping at target with my bridesmaids & friends for wedding/honeymoon stuff and then went to the skating rink for my bachelorette party. It was a blast! That was almost 13 years ago. I still recommend 😁 also afforadable! I probably spent more money than anyone else just because of my target trip. 😂

@FishFeelPain 11 месяцев назад

Roger in that pink wig has made me laugh harder than I have in a month---TY

@je19662008 11 месяцев назад

The solution to the bachelor party dilemma is simple; just combine your bachelor party WITH a domestic terrorist attack. The itinerary would be the following: first we'd practice shooting at the range, then build a few IEDs (unless you or one of your bros happen to have a few stored up in the basement, in which case you've saved yourself a step), destroy a meaningful target like the New York Stock Exchange or any university or college where degrees in women's studies are offered, then top off the evening by getting shitfaced hammered. The best part is, the FBI could never tie you to the act because you'll all be too hung over the next morning to remember what you did.

@clevelandmaker386 11 месяцев назад

HA HA..... JOKES ON YOU ROGER... NOBODY LOVES ME ENOUGH TO MARRY ME.....😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@smuggreycat8137 11 месяцев назад

Great video as usual. I work in aged care, I reckon you could do a great one for a nursing home.

@rpsnider85 11 месяцев назад

Mine was hilarious...hilarious in that we went out back and made a fire in the fire pit, just me and my brothers and 2 of my guy friends and drank beer, told jokes and funny stories, and then everyone went to bed around midnight because we had to be up early the next morning to go fishing lol. So hard-core. I'm a boring person though so I avoid going out at all costs, mostly because I hate people in general.

@sheenawalker1751 11 месяцев назад

My favorite episode so far

@finnl6887 11 месяцев назад

For my friends bachelor party, i treated everybody to sushi them we bought chocolate wine and went back to his and the fiancees place and watched Hitcock movies together, which she joined us for. No exuberant partying needed

@floridamaninthewild 9 месяцев назад

Last fling before the ring! I'll remember that one!

@menaseven9093 6 месяцев назад

Nice video about bachelor parties.

@blackmagician7645 11 месяцев назад

Luv that we get the whole card reading line on the invite post.😂

@jdwest34 11 месяцев назад

Thanks

@reanimationeas342 11 месяцев назад

Roger Horton for President 2024.

@AlbinoBlackHole 11 месяцев назад

If having kids was honest.

@Childfree334 10 месяцев назад

That is why I don't have kids. 😂

@DerVeet 7 месяцев назад

Roger makes the best videos!

@unionunicorn6776 11 месяцев назад

I hope “Destination Divorce Party” is next lol

@holoxfauxfecs5651 11 месяцев назад

I love Roger! So brutally, yet realistically honest.

@y_fam_goeglyd 11 месяцев назад

Thank gawd I am waaay past these things! This whole channel should be part of the national curriculum. Maybe bleeped in parts to stop the teacher from blushing 🤣

@CaraMarie13 11 месяцев назад

I went bar hopping in the afternoon with the rest of the bridesmaids. My friend wanted to do a spa day and i told her if i had to pay for that i would take it from the money i was giving her on her wedding day.