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@thewhitewolf58
@thewhitewolf58 Год назад
A nurse once told me that people will do anything to lose weight except eat right and excercise.
@jacobmcdorman5552
@jacobmcdorman5552 Год назад
even the nurses themselves.
@SovereignStatesman
@SovereignStatesman 11 месяцев назад
That nurse is IGNORANT. The wrong food, and exercise, are _appetite stimulants._ Ironically, Roger says in another one of these, that eating the wrong kind of food, causes you to eat three times as much of it. But here he says nothing about that.
@MikehMike01
@MikehMike01 11 месяцев назад
The problem is they’re told completely false information about what’s healthy and what’s not
@jacobmcdorman5552
@jacobmcdorman5552 11 месяцев назад
The fact is that healthy vs not is meaningless. Doing work is "hard"@@MikehMike01
@bexmac8136
@bexmac8136 10 месяцев назад
@@jacobmcdorman5552I was going to adamantly defend my profession and state that we maintain lower weights than the rest of the population… But just looked it up and our collective average BMI is 27.58, kg/m2. Damnit ☹️
@jasonbrown4526
@jasonbrown4526 4 года назад
"Mmmmm......chemicals." That was funnier than expected.
@SaintGuillotine
@SaintGuillotine 4 года назад
I said the same eating tide pods and drinking bleach
@huldanoren951
@huldanoren951 4 года назад
@@SaintGuillotine You should say that whenever you're eating, cuz everything you eat are chemicals
@SaintGuillotine
@SaintGuillotine 4 года назад
@@huldanoren951 yeah but those are more chemical than regular food and besides it's my favorite thing to eat
@huldanoren951
@huldanoren951 4 года назад
@@SaintGuillotine Glucose, chemical. Proteins, chemicals. Vitamins, chemicals. Water, chemical.
@SaintGuillotine
@SaintGuillotine 4 года назад
@@huldanoren951 you would understand if you mastered the art of eating inedible things essentially I'm a goat
@apoorvas6062
@apoorvas6062 4 года назад
"She was once an icon but society doesn't appreciate aging" And I oop-
@Greg12839
@Greg12839 4 года назад
Apoorva S its really rough out there
@cherokeegotti4903
@cherokeegotti4903 3 года назад
Poor Marie osmond 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@alexcrane1397
@alexcrane1397 3 года назад
10
@evilspacemonkeyman
@evilspacemonkeyman 3 года назад
"All in all another thot hits the wall" And I oop-
@simpsbelongtothegulags3702
@simpsbelongtothegulags3702 3 года назад
@@evilspacemonkeyman lmao the redpill
@MostHighEmperorPalpatine
@MostHighEmperorPalpatine 4 года назад
Drinks water: "ahhhh chemicals!"
@tamaraiselvimuthusamy4564
@tamaraiselvimuthusamy4564 4 года назад
Water con rains fluoride and chlorine
@therandomprogrammer041
@therandomprogrammer041 4 года назад
@@tamaraiselvimuthusamy4564 even water is chemical
@therandomprogrammer041
@therandomprogrammer041 4 года назад
@GTA and Apple channel not really we are not really sure about dark matter but the rest is chemical
@JohnDoe-so4zd
@JohnDoe-so4zd 3 года назад
You gotta love honesty
@solar0wind
@solar0wind 3 года назад
@@tamaraiselvimuthusamy4564 You consist of a huge bunch of chemicals. Just like every other living being.
@DarknetDude
@DarknetDude 7 лет назад
`Every time Cracked uploads an "Honest Ad" an advertiser loses money.`
@DarknetDude
@DarknetDude 7 лет назад
`And I think that's fantastic.`
@choombi6721
@choombi6721 7 лет назад
A noble cause
@jaganjoseph386
@jaganjoseph386 7 лет назад
Loathsome Lockdown not really.. Even though we know now what happens in hotels after watching if hotel ads were honest, staying at a hotel is inevitable
@jaganjoseph386
@jaganjoseph386 7 лет назад
***** where do you stay then when you visit other states?
@Kaslai
@Kaslai 7 лет назад
Jagan Joseph, consider this: the videos have advertisements on them. Any time one of those ads pays out, an advertiser has "lost" money in that they just paid for the ad time.
@kaned5543
@kaned5543 6 лет назад
I've lost 40 lbs in the last six months. No fancy diets. Just eating balanced meals and working out regularly. It's not about dieting. It's about balance and changing the way you look at food and your body. Food isn't evil.
@RoxieRedwood
@RoxieRedwood 5 лет назад
Kate D Get it grrrl!!! Responding 5 months later so you can brag to me and the asshat above me :D Because sustainability.
@myfirstcrappyvideobilly
@myfirstcrappyvideobilly 5 лет назад
Vegans seem to have unhealthy relationships with food. I mean 30 bananas a day? Are you serious? That's way too much sugar and of course you're losing weight because you're starving.
@Shivasyn13
@Shivasyn13 5 лет назад
what is a balanced diet?
@PC-yp5dl
@PC-yp5dl 5 лет назад
Very nice
@Fish-cj4ub
@Fish-cj4ub 5 лет назад
my first crappy video Billy you don’t know anything about veganism, do you?
@angelinaschlesinger
@angelinaschlesinger 4 года назад
I like how they burned the hell out of Jared the Subway guy lol
@miriamhavard7621
@miriamhavard7621 4 года назад
Lina Leeann 😁😂
@terrywestbrook-lienert2296
@terrywestbrook-lienert2296 4 года назад
Me too! 😂
@noahpartic7586
@noahpartic7586 4 года назад
@M Bailey Now he lives on The Prison Diet. YUCK🤮.
@KC11ON
@KC11ON 4 года назад
same
@noahpartic7586
@noahpartic7586 4 года назад
@Deserve Not Desire You don't get that kind of Footlong at Subway😈. Oh wait, you can...just get it in the restroom & don't forget to lock the door😄.
@LucidDreamer54321
@LucidDreamer54321 2 года назад
I lost 55 pounds after I retired two years ago. I went on the "Quit a Stressful Job Diet".
@garrett793
@garrett793 7 лет назад
"You will literally piss out your poop hole". That one got me laughing so hard I cried.
@HandyMan657
@HandyMan657 4 года назад
Totally !!
@Kekatronic
@Kekatronic 4 года назад
we are brothers bound by name
@DeutscherGospel
@DeutscherGospel 4 года назад
4:21
@nadakidd
@nadakidd 4 года назад
Total Max Hardcore moment 😉
@ZhangtheGreat
@ZhangtheGreat 3 года назад
...and pissed out of my poop hole 😩
@ahmedsultani3028
@ahmedsultani3028 4 года назад
"Homicide is 0.8% of deaths. Diet-related disease is over 60% but no one talks about it" -Jamie Oliver
@headsetsquirrel2581
@headsetsquirrel2581 4 года назад
... Does starvation count as a diet-related disease?
@aurumvale9908
@aurumvale9908 4 года назад
@@headsetsquirrel2581 no, but 90% of these 60% he mentioned are after effects of stupidity and a less than 2min Google search
@leonardopessanha5128
@leonardopessanha5128 4 года назад
It's true. This research was taken at Institute of your ass nutrition. 60% of imaginary people talked about their diets to PHD Jamie
@Hearstbane
@Hearstbane 4 года назад
@@leonardopessanha5128 Hey, don't disrespect the Institute of Imagination's Ass. Almost all of today's great "thinkers" graduated from there. That must mean that it's great!
@princeharming8963
@princeharming8963 4 года назад
We MUST legislate a 5 day waiting period on diets!!
@valhalla4791
@valhalla4791 4 года назад
"you'll literally piss out your poophole"- i'm....dead
@OHOE1
@OHOE1 3 года назад
Uh i think that guy that dropped weight by sandwiches was Jarald from subway
@JohnZaabi
@JohnZaabi 2 года назад
I shitted pigeons
@malcolmxraw1342
@malcolmxraw1342 5 лет назад
He lowkey cares about our health
@DarkwearGT
@DarkwearGT 3 года назад
No
@malcolmxraw1342
@malcolmxraw1342 3 года назад
@@DarkwearGT 😑
@03.ximipa3ahmadrinofarosmu3
@03.ximipa3ahmadrinofarosmu3 3 года назад
Low-key
@03.ximipa3ahmadrinofarosmu3
@03.ximipa3ahmadrinofarosmu3 3 года назад
Just low-key
@gabrielkay6866
@gabrielkay6866 3 года назад
He shows he cares about every aspect of our lives through the magic of satire
@Ykhraam
@Ykhraam 7 лет назад
I see what you did there, posting a video about diets on the 1st week of new year XD
@JimboShogun0686
@JimboShogun0686 7 лет назад
Ykhraam I noticed that too lol
@KevinTheKevinable
@KevinTheKevinable 7 лет назад
I was about to type the same thing!
@ridcom
@ridcom 7 лет назад
And the shot at Subway.
@Songoku-dg1ij
@Songoku-dg1ij 7 лет назад
xDDDDD
@aceatkins191
@aceatkins191 7 лет назад
+Cardio Bunny lol😇
@boglenight1551
@boglenight1551 7 лет назад
It really hurts how little people actually know about their own bodies and how much companies profit off their ignorance.
@wholeNwon
@wholeNwon 5 лет назад
You mean like the drug racket? Yup.
@sergiowinter5383
@sergiowinter5383 2 года назад
Hurts how little people know about anything and companies will find something to profit off their ignorance, while the education system doesn't make them much more smart either
@pleasegetajob
@pleasegetajob 21 день назад
you do know it's a system? it's called capitalism ha
@JamesBond-fd6qg
@JamesBond-fd6qg 4 года назад
Do: If Horton’s honest ads were honest. “Hi, I’m here to discredit some product so you can have a negative yet authentic view of consumerism and Capitalism and make you feel like you’re manipulated by advertisements, because you are.”
@FarWesternGarrison
@FarWesternGarrison 4 года назад
This comment is perfection
@UniverseKeeper2
@UniverseKeeper2 4 года назад
I'm pretty sure they stopped this series a couple of years ago
@KC11ON
@KC11ON 4 года назад
@@UniverseKeeper2 lmao anti-climax
@JacquelineUnderwood
@JacquelineUnderwood 3 года назад
@Hippie Style uh no, they’re literally designed to manipulate you. There’s entire fields of work and study specifically about how to increase consumer consumption using advertising and PR.
@AssBlasster
@AssBlasster 2 года назад
@@UniverseKeeper2 Not anymore!
@bc5147
@bc5147 4 года назад
“My garbage bag puff bar made you crave sugar “ 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@AndyisAverage
@AndyisAverage 7 лет назад
If clothing companies were honest
@dukoth6552
@dukoth6552 7 лет назад
JCpennies once tried the honest approach, were upfront about their prices, stopped using the SALE!!!! gimmick, and treated the customer like an intelligent human being they nearly went Bankrupt for it, for doing the right thing, because all the customer wanted was to get a new pair of pants while it was on "sale"
@murry001
@murry001 7 лет назад
shut up Andy
@hellblaze10
@hellblaze10 7 лет назад
ya unless people are shone that there being fooled we often fall for anything
@FrancisR420
@FrancisR420 7 лет назад
AndyisAverage I am Magine the term "cloth rectangle" will come up a lot
@vianeyboruel504
@vianeyboruel504 7 лет назад
AndyisAverage that's gonna be brutal
@CoriSparx
@CoriSparx 7 лет назад
_"Try our new liquid diet! You'll literally piss out your poop-hole!"_ I literally ROFLed
@KarlaRei
@KarlaRei 7 лет назад
Jumped down in the comments just for that quote. I'm still giggling about it.
@antitheist3206
@antitheist3206 7 лет назад
XD ikr!
@judywright4241
@judywright4241 7 лет назад
'Saliva maker', Roger's terms are burned into my mind now.
@blaisea.3820
@blaisea.3820 4 года назад
"Come on, go ahead and eat my grain-free, vegan, paleo, allergen-free, raw, non-solid bar" *Opens empty hand* "It's $25 and I guarantee you'll lose weight eating it" WTF?! 😂😂😂 I'm done.
@jemileedabear9630
@jemileedabear9630 4 года назад
lol it's stuff-Free so much, it became nothing. That's clever!
@kimberlycooper4170
@kimberlycooper4170 3 года назад
Blaise, that's called intermittent fasting.
@winnytk
@winnytk 3 года назад
I didn’t get it at the first time. This is hilarious.
@blaisea.3820
@blaisea.3820 3 года назад
@Pivot pictures How so?
@user-is5dl5kw9c
@user-is5dl5kw9c 3 года назад
😂😂😂
@HikariFAnimations
@HikariFAnimations 3 года назад
I know this was meant to be funny, but as someone who's dealing with eating disorders this kinda made me feel better. The way he mocks dieting culture makes me look at it as it is. Sometimes honestly is what we need!
@debbielawson4198
@debbielawson4198 2 года назад
I feel you My mom was a serial dieter, fell for EVERYTHING. Add in PTSD from sexual assault and its a bad mix of eating disorders. I'm diabetic, high blood pressure, chronic pain, it's difficult to lose weight to alleviate the joint pain. But I mostly graze through the day, eat some protein, some fruit. I might eat a "meal" every other day. I do use a meal replacement shake, but just to ensure I get nutrition. I'm more of a food snob. Eat little amounts of yummy food. I feel better. Def got help from free nutrition counseling from local hospital. Scuence-based.
@HikariFAnimations
@HikariFAnimations 2 года назад
@@debbielawson4198 I relate to you so much you have no idea 😭❤️
@thatcatholicgirl5675
@thatcatholicgirl5675 2 года назад
I hope you’re doing better now!!!
@HikariFAnimations
@HikariFAnimations 2 года назад
@@thatcatholicgirl5675 that's so sweet! I am in recovery 🥰
@lightbeingpontifex
@lightbeingpontifex 2 года назад
Try appetite suppressants,, and sugar blockers,,,
@wheatboi8255
@wheatboi8255 7 лет назад
I lost 40 pounds! How? I watched diabetes slowly kill my grandparents and mother. I watched them go blind, crazy, and have limb after limb removed until they begged for death. I decided that wasn't going to be me.
@JonatasMonte
@JonatasMonte 7 лет назад
Then you bough a diet shake!
@t.veritas884
@t.veritas884 7 лет назад
Shredded Wheat chill nigga
@ZTw0
@ZTw0 7 лет назад
what the shit kind of super diabetes did both your grandparents and mother have? sounds like type 1 which is genetic if I'm not mistaken. My dad has type 2 and had it for 31 years now and his limbs are still intact. Sure, he's not entirely healthy but to go from that to having several limbs removed is just....wow
@wheatboi8255
@wheatboi8255 7 лет назад
Zituletz​ it was type 2 and they ignored it their conditions. My grandfather lost both his legs, grandmother went blind and died of dimensia, mother went blind and died while having a leg removed.
@ZTw0
@ZTw0 7 лет назад
I'm sorry to hear that. I take it they didn't even take insulin pills or shots?
@johnford3997
@johnford3997 7 лет назад
Man, that subway reference almost slipped right passed me.
@The482075
@The482075 4 года назад
I remember the South Park episode about it.
@tarlankasra
@tarlankasra 4 года назад
john ford *past* FYI
@YUYU-jo1hy
@YUYU-jo1hy 4 года назад
The dislikes are from the diet ads crew.
@stephaniesarahi8956
@stephaniesarahi8956 4 года назад
just a salty pitch Yup
@robinlillian9471
@robinlillian9471 3 года назад
No. Because diseases cause both weight gain and weight loss. It's just as stupid to blame someone with an undiagnosed pituitary tumor for for being too fat as it is to blame an anorexic for being too thin. The only difference is most doctors don't care enough to bother to investigate what is making the fat person sick. They just maybe hand out a somewhat more "sensible" diet that doesn't work any better than the fads.
@wingeddragonra3953
@wingeddragonra3953 Год назад
@@robinlillian9471 clearly he's not talking about people with disease. He's talking about people with poor dietary habits and the fake promises these diets hold.
@MrVee24
@MrVee24 4 года назад
"I love a useless product" - consumerism in a nutshell 🙄.
@rishab.b9165
@rishab.b9165 3 года назад
Never forget college debt, insurance and iphone installments
@DaniG._.German
@DaniG._.German 7 лет назад
This video is a response to "New year, new me". Well done Cracked.
@WateverWatever04
@WateverWatever04 7 лет назад
NicoMajor101 Oh damn, that's clever 👏👏
@Werewulff333
@Werewulff333 6 лет назад
NicoMajor101 I'm here 10months later
@TheSgenua
@TheSgenua 7 лет назад
"you'll literally piss out your poop hole" I spit my lunch out laughing when he said that
@ANTINATALIST_lewis
@ANTINATALIST_lewis 4 года назад
Ppfffff ohohohoh😁
@dirtyzardian
@dirtyzardian 3 года назад
Also, unfortunately he speaks the truth.
@RedRoseSeptember22
@RedRoseSeptember22 3 года назад
I had to pause from laughing so hard!!!
@nakking3224
@nakking3224 3 года назад
Society doesn’t embrace aging. Real Talk
@leonrobinson8180
@leonrobinson8180 2 года назад
Because it reminds people of their mortality. And that's a bummer...
@riverofwolves21
@riverofwolves21 3 года назад
This is awesome and so true. I was trapped in an eating Disorder for many years after a diet. I finally discovered the truth about dieting, and now I am fully recovered.
@jkfecke
@jkfecke 7 лет назад
Cracked continues to be America's most reliable source of news.
@df5687
@df5687 7 лет назад
next too infowars lol
@alfa0i0omega
@alfa0i0omega 7 лет назад
No offense to Cracked but let's take a moment to think how pathetic that is.
@Grunchy005
@Grunchy005 7 лет назад
Only the King's jester is permitted to speak the truth
@VeganGoddess79
@VeganGoddess79 7 лет назад
Best youtube comment ever!
@joemartin6078
@joemartin6078 7 лет назад
not really, no news source can truly be reliable. the most reliable just means that you think they are lying to you less then the others, the truth is they are all lying to you equally. now i feel like the gay frogs guy from info wars.......... great *sarcastically.* i'm even reading this in his voice.........
@olaoluwapowilliams5169
@olaoluwapowilliams5169 7 лет назад
Can you do "If Acne Cream Commercials Were Honest" video?
@df5687
@df5687 7 лет назад
they do say unsightly red spots, and dont show acne infested faces only seen in special effects xD
@0Regnier
@0Regnier 7 лет назад
Oh god... I remember when Proactiv was really big, even though you could get the same damn effect from any cream with benzoyl peroxide in it. They made people pay like 40$ for something they could get for 5$. lol
@alfa0i0omega
@alfa0i0omega 7 лет назад
X is your body giving you a clue that something is not right. So instead of fixing the problem let's just use Y to lessen the X instead of actually curing it. - 90% of medical products.
@Grunchy005
@Grunchy005 7 лет назад
What's the $5 benzoyl peroxide alternative? I never tried any of that stuff, I thought it was an elaborate joke!
@0Regnier
@0Regnier 7 лет назад
Grunchy It wasn't, it actually sort of works, a little. But one of the side-effects was that it could dry out your skin pretty bad, which is arguably worse for your skin than a few zits or acne. As for the cheapo alternative, I think it was Oxy maximum. But yeah, I remember seeing somewhere that a few of the proactiv alternatives had the same success rate and effect. Even at a cheap price though, I'd look for alternatives.
@ZhangtheGreat
@ZhangtheGreat 3 года назад
"With my diet, you can eat whatever you want." "And you'll still lose weight?" "Uh...you might! It's a free country!" -- The Simpsons
@cherokeegotti4903
@cherokeegotti4903 3 года назад
I have laughed myself into a hysterical state. I literally had to stop watching because I was in pain from laughter. But it amazes me how accurate he is. I’ve been binging on his videos for at least an hour now
@rhd244
@rhd244 7 лет назад
do one on student loans
@SporadicKristal
@SporadicKristal 7 лет назад
Roger DeVeaux I second that!
@papa_woody
@papa_woody 7 лет назад
I third that.
@conduit64
@conduit64 7 лет назад
If you learned how fucked up student loans actually are, you'd put your fist through your monitor.
@jcraig6431
@jcraig6431 7 лет назад
Roger DeVeaux yus
@conduit64
@conduit64 7 лет назад
Silly Puppy HA! More like borrowing money from the Mafia while the Mafia strong arms the local landlords into raising rent so more people have to borrow money from the Mafia.
@nicobambino191
@nicobambino191 7 лет назад
If Politicians were honest
@josephwelch547
@josephwelch547 7 лет назад
Kuma Sama That video would be days long!
@Grunchy005
@Grunchy005 7 лет назад
If government was honest
@SuperAtheist
@SuperAtheist 7 лет назад
we're going to steel your money via taxes and redistribute most of it to hookers and drug dealers. we will give a little to the poor but not enough to make them less dependent on the government.
@josegomez6549
@josegomez6549 7 лет назад
Kuma Sama You don't want Roger to die of Six Barbells to the Back, now, do you?
@negascoot23
@negascoot23 7 лет назад
Kuma Sama They did that one... Well, presidential candidates at least.
@MastaChafa
@MastaChafa 3 года назад
We put so much attention to the shape of our bodies than we often forget they are doing the most important thing ever; they are keeping us alive.
@pandakatiefominz
@pandakatiefominz 2 года назад
Although it is important to remember the shape can be tied to health. Your waist to hip ratio is a legitimately good indicator of health, because although being overweight at all is unhealthy, regardless of where your fat stores, having an excess of abdominal fat is more unhealthy, because it is likely storing as visceral fat which will choke your organs. So like, yeah, if you're like, "Ugh, I need to lose 5 pounds this summer!" that's a problem and you're holding yourself to unrealistic expectations, but if you're 20+ lbs overweight there is likely an actual problem. It's really common for people, nowadays, to need to lose 40, 60, 80, or even over 100 lbs., and at that point it isn't just "the shape of your body," your organs and joints are severely at risk. Obviously the flip side is true, too, and if you're too thin you'll have issues, but generally speaking when people talk about diet companies, we're talking about people who are overweight or obese.
@Greencastles23
@Greencastles23 Год назад
"You'll piss out your poop hole!" Lololololol!!!! These vids have the BEST lines! Somebody deserves an award just for those, lol!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@KTSpeedruns
@KTSpeedruns 7 лет назад
Please do "if the US government was honest."
@bradleyjames3120
@bradleyjames3120 7 лет назад
hahaha
@exoticpash4186
@exoticpash4186 5 лет назад
You trying to get my mans banned
@jordanmoorman5024
@jordanmoorman5024 5 лет назад
Kind of the sum of all these videos combined
@WestCoastGfoelife
@WestCoastGfoelife 5 лет назад
Reiden Lightman he will get killed
@bimmermac
@bimmermac 5 лет назад
As much we’d all like to see that, I don’t to see a black suburban come around and kidnap Mr Horton. He was in Nam or some other war that would make him a Vet.
@Sabrowsky
@Sabrowsky 7 лет назад
3:56 roger turns into palpatine
@tyrigrut
@tyrigrut 7 лет назад
Sabrowsky do it
@teenagemutantturd
@teenagemutantturd 7 лет назад
Bob dew et
@Norm604
@Norm604 7 лет назад
He would make a great Sith Lord...
@juiceboxbento
@juiceboxbento 7 лет назад
Darth Roger could become the Senate and I'd be OK with it
@negascoot23
@negascoot23 7 лет назад
Hi, I'm Darth Horton, but you can call me Emperor Roger. And I'm going to tell you how the Dark Lords of the Sith are going to fix your ancient, crumbling bureaucracy and bring order to the Galaxy. First I'll convince you to blame the current Supreme Chancellor for everything wrong with the Republic. Probably by manipulating some gullible aliens into occupying an innocent planet for no discernible reason. Once the Chancellor is removed with a vote of no confidence, I will be installed as his replacement without any need for trifles like public support or the democratic process. THEN, through various intermediaries I will convince half of you that the Republic is evil and declaring independence is your only option, and the other half that in order to safeguard peace and unity, a vast army of clones must be formed.... But this is technically beyond the scope of the Supreme Chancellor's authority, and none of you wanna be the one responsible for suggesting we abandon democracy in favor of a military dictatorship. So I'll just find the biggest moron in the Senate to suggest it for you. And you will gladly support the idea--even if it comes from a 7 foot tall retarded duck-lizard. Once you have effectively made the Republic a Totalitarian state, ten years of bloody, exhausting galactic war will follow...a war which I will control both sides of... And when you're sufficiently beaten and demoralized, I'll end the war, outlaw democracy, and establish my regime as an Empire... And you will LOVE me for it. Oh, and while you're not looking, I'll have the Jedi assassinated by the very clone soldiers they lead into battle. Much fewer of you will be upset by this than you might think.... I'm Roger by the way... NOW KNEEL BEFORE YOUR EMPEROR!
@LucidDreamer54321
@LucidDreamer54321 Год назад
"Mmm chemicals" Everything we eat is chemicals.
@DoomsdayR3sistance
@DoomsdayR3sistance Год назад
Even Ice? shocking!
@justagirllookingup
@justagirllookingup 4 года назад
yep there will never be a healthy commercial gimmick diet because if it worked the money would stop rolling in. Love this channel!!
@salehalsayaad
@salehalsayaad 5 лет назад
Do "if sugar alternatives' companies were honest"
@psalmy26
@psalmy26 4 года назад
It's already been done ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Mf82FfX-wuU.html
@BigUriel
@BigUriel 4 года назад
There are no "sugar alternatives companies" in the sense that you're implying (ie "big sweetener"). Sugar alternatives are not patent protected and any half decent chemist can make them. They are cheap to produce and effective at such tiny doses that there's not a lot of money to be made from them. They are also perfectly safe for human consumption. Safer than sugar in most cases, when you consider that obesity is a leading cause of morbidity and mortality in developed countries, and unlike the sugar you would have consumed instead the sweeteners don't make you any fatter.
@mialon5573
@mialon5573 4 года назад
@@BigUriel But the problem is that your body does not get the sugar it expects. "Big load of sugar incoming! Start storing blood sugar!" Few minutes later: "WHERE IS IT? EMERGENCY I'M STARVING! LOW BLOOD SUGAR! EAT EAT EAT!"
@psalmy26
@psalmy26 4 года назад
@@mialon5573 studies don't validate that. At least, none I've seen when searching for it. It should be easy to replicate, have something of a dose response, and be way more that p.05 in test groups. Yet, we don't have any evidence showing that. Aka, until it's substantiated by studies replicating that claim, that's an ol wives tale.
@Sanguinarius9999
@Sanguinarius9999 4 года назад
Any basis to the rumours the sugar alternatives increase cancer rates more than sugar...
@ZadnoleyaEdits
@ZadnoleyaEdits 7 лет назад
Adam ruins everything and roger should do a crossover
@abiybattlespell8401
@abiybattlespell8401 7 лет назад
if they do a advertiser ep roger shoud come in as one those people tht put adam in there place when it comes to certain topics
@__marie__
@__marie__ 7 лет назад
Qwerty Bastard I've gotta disagree with you there; they're both great but Roger cracks me up
@soverytired6152
@soverytired6152 7 лет назад
Qwerty Bastard I agree, but they should still do it, i would love to see it.
@soverytired6152
@soverytired6152 7 лет назад
Abiy BattleSpell Roger should be trying to sell something and Adam should be saying why that product sucks
@Edited6
@Edited6 7 лет назад
I find Adam more indepth and informative. But Roger is fucking hilarious.
@annasherosky
@annasherosky 4 года назад
It's the truth I'm sorry people there is no easy fast way to lose weight it's a lot of hard work and watching what you eat
@manuelantuna26
@manuelantuna26 4 года назад
I could recomend Keto.. but after a good period of time your T3 and T4 are gonna be sow low that your Dr may prescribe you tyroid medication forever :D
@JK-gp2rh
@JK-gp2rh 3 года назад
And watching how much you eat
@kaitlynlindsay4143
@kaitlynlindsay4143 3 года назад
I've seen a keto person wolf down bacon but wouldn't touch a carrot. I was like no way this is healthy...
@manuelantuna26
@manuelantuna26 3 года назад
@@kaitlynlindsay4143 "Healthy" is overrated when you compare it with "sexy"
@kaitlynlindsay4143
@kaitlynlindsay4143 3 года назад
@@manuelantuna26 ?
@ecdact
@ecdact 4 года назад
“But if these celebs and average joes don’t do it for you, we’ll just shame you.” I’m CRYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jamesmason7979
@jamesmason7979 7 лет назад
"Piss out your poop hole." Yep, this video is already an early contender for the best Cracked video of 2017.
@lelanakitt4095
@lelanakitt4095 5 лет назад
Lol....all you really need for that is some magnesium citrate from walmart
@sphamandlankosi6746
@sphamandlankosi6746 7 лет назад
"Back in the 90s I was in a very famous TV show."
@pninnabokov3734
@pninnabokov3734 Год назад
This man is a gem!
@JJ33438
@JJ33438 4 года назад
I love this guy....would love to have a friend like him!!!!! so straight forward! so truthful.
@mcawesome4150
@mcawesome4150 7 лет назад
Do a "If Every Life Coach/Motivational Speaker Was Honest"
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 7 лет назад
Ok. I admit it. I ate my keyboard while watchi...
@_Everything_is_Fine_
@_Everything_is_Fine_ 7 лет назад
how you type after you ate it?
@df5687
@df5687 7 лет назад
he burped
@pappaOfswe
@pappaOfswe 7 лет назад
Maby he swollowed it whole so he can still type on it.
@joemartin6078
@joemartin6078 7 лет назад
he used his smart phone, it doesn't use keyboards, or he has that keyboard program that uses the mouse/screen as a keyboard.
@Jess-jt4zf
@Jess-jt4zf 3 года назад
"Anyway... Beat it, *monster* !"
@gnnascarfan2410
@gnnascarfan2410 Год назад
1:30 Genuinely almost choked on my water and laughed for a solid 30 seconds at the Fogle reference.
@TetraSky
@TetraSky 7 лет назад
The only real "diet" out there... is eating healthy, in normal portions, and exercising.
@IndustrialBonecraft
@IndustrialBonecraft 7 лет назад
But does it come with a badge or an app? Because if it doesn't come with an a badge or an app then I'm not subscribing, because I need to be constantly coddled and told I'm a good person or my ego will devour me. Oooh, speaking of which, does it have a social media page?
@angryreader8857
@angryreader8857 7 лет назад
IndustrialBonecraft No, but look at the three million add of healthy cool young people drinking coke! I wanna be like them! I associate that syrup-drink with refreshment instead of diabetes! Yay capitalism!
@Sirnicksalot813
@Sirnicksalot813 7 лет назад
All the shade that was thrown at Jared😅😂😂.
@cracked
@cracked 2 года назад
First new Honest Ads since 2017 now live here!!! ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-_riGg2BW8Jw.html
@franksnowboarder
@franksnowboarder 2 года назад
Do higher Horton on windows 11
@franksnowboarder
@franksnowboarder 2 года назад
Do Rodger Horton on apple scanning photos
@John2r1
@John2r1 2 года назад
Um you didn't mention the fitness instructors that are hired to say that x diet works. To the average joe while their entire job is to workout and do commercials selling everything from diets to the shake weight. Knowing full well that shit doesn't work and it's not how they got in the shape they are in.
@madmadge2532
@madmadge2532 3 года назад
"because my garbage puff bar made you crave sugar" I actually fell for this a few years back and, yes, those garbage bars DO make you crave sugar!
@ohmyflippiningod
@ohmyflippiningod 7 лет назад
I think you guys will enjoy my diet program. It's called the "Eat Less, Move More" diet!
@madcat789
@madcat789 7 лет назад
No no, don't buy his diety diet diet, buy MY diety diet diet. It's called "Eat Ass" and it really works!
@mickeynotmouse
@mickeynotmouse 7 лет назад
I've been on madcat789's diet for about a year now. I'm not sure if I'm losing weight bud damn I'm hooked!
@vianeyboruel504
@vianeyboruel504 7 лет назад
madcat789 lol
@vianeyboruel504
@vianeyboruel504 7 лет назад
mickeynotmouse lmfao
@Evija3000
@Evija3000 7 лет назад
Is it from the same line as the economics program "Don't buy stuff you can't afford"?
@jMcWill781
@jMcWill781 7 лет назад
Do "If Honest Ads were Honest with Us"
@carosamchwa3081
@carosamchwa3081 4 года назад
I got an ad for nutrisystem before this video started🤣
@riverraisin1
@riverraisin1 3 года назад
I hope you patronized the advertiser. It's what keeps RU-vid videos coming
@zylemferzem2707
@zylemferzem2707 3 года назад
@@riverraisin1 wtf is wrong with you
@riddle1522
@riddle1522 7 лет назад
"gluten free meat" LMAO XD
@csabaszep8162
@csabaszep8162 5 лет назад
@The V word It's so funny because meat is naturally gluten free. That was the whole joke.
@EduardoEscarez
@EduardoEscarez 4 года назад
@The V word There's a trend of selling naturally gluten-free products as "gluten free" like it there were gluten eggs or meat of something similar xD
@theemotionalremix
@theemotionalremix 4 года назад
How about no meat like me? I'm a vegetarian. And you can easily substitute meat for beans and nuts (not peanuts) and you can substitute regular chocolate for dark chocolate and protein bars.
@jilliansmith7123
@jilliansmith7123 4 года назад
I just bought a chocolate candy shaped like the Millennium Falcon, and on the label it said, "gluten free." Yeah, 'cause chocolate has SO MUCH gluten in it! NONE.
@irened.
@irened. 4 года назад
@@theemotionalremix In fact, like you, I have substituted meat FOR gut-destroying disgusting, nasty-tasting beans and meat I have substituted FOR lethally allergenic nuts, thank you very much: like you I call myself a vegetarian because I also know how to play vocabulary games and it makes me sound very cool but I eat animals at every meal including snacks. They're so much easier to digest, I can't eat much of anything else anyway. Most vegetables are toxic when they're not gut destroying and no soaking doesn't help those conditions.
@geoffreysorkin5774
@geoffreysorkin5774 7 лет назад
I'm on the drink water and walk diet. When combined with the "eat less move more diet", it creates incredible results
@doublezero2001
@doublezero2001 3 года назад
I remember when people played videogames for plot, not badges 😂
@goldycorn4229
@goldycorn4229 4 года назад
"Mmmmm chemicals" 😂
@MamaMOB
@MamaMOB 7 лет назад
I love Roger. He is my favorite person i'm not related to.
@sanjeevkushwaha4043
@sanjeevkushwaha4043 5 лет назад
If motivational speakers were honest.
@JazzComedian79
@JazzComedian79 3 года назад
I love ❤️ all the Cracked honest ad’s I watch! So honest! Humour and sometimes include facts lol 😂
@heatherlowe7330
@heatherlowe7330 2 года назад
Love this channel. It's all so true and his delivery is hilarious 😆
@Studeb
@Studeb 7 лет назад
Poor schmuck who had to play Jared, hope he got paid well. :)
@coreymerrill3257
@coreymerrill3257 7 лет назад
i DARE you to do one about the oil industry.
@justinbailey2419
@justinbailey2419 4 года назад
corey merrill Yes!
@bart7729
@bart7729 4 года назад
The oil industry doesn’t have ads and doesn’t say much
@XHALE303
@XHALE303 4 года назад
@@bart7729 I'm pretty sure Shell, Exxon, Chevron, BP etc, do have ads, who are all part of big oil
@Manuel-pd9kf
@Manuel-pd9kf 4 года назад
@@bart7729 they have some
@bonsouthall960
@bonsouthall960 4 года назад
These oil companies help get you home to your family safely because you choose good quality fossil fuels
@user-je7pp2wg3m
@user-je7pp2wg3m 3 года назад
Water is made of chemicals. Can we stop misusing the word chemicals
@jonpaulknights3460
@jonpaulknights3460 3 года назад
Water is a chemical rather than made up of chemicals. The implication though is that chemicals are artificially made, I’d describe water as a compound.
@goryguy5106
@goryguy5106 3 года назад
@@jonpaulknights3460 It would be a chemical compound, yes. You just forgot that chemical is short for chemical compound, and compound is short for chemical compound.
@goryguy5106
@goryguy5106 3 года назад
Right? Wish we could get people to stop misusing the word diet, too. Literally, whatever you eat is your diet.
@poophead4012
@poophead4012 5 лет назад
I so wish they would show these videos to kids in school.
@GrowlyGal
@GrowlyGal 7 лет назад
It's funny, I've been trying different diets since high school and now have just been treating my calories like a budget and had more success than anything else I've ever done. It always throws me off when people ask me what diet I'm using. It feels silly now, but I wish I had realized years ago that all I had to do was just not overeat.
@FuzzyPuppet
@FuzzyPuppet 7 лет назад
I love this series so much I thumbs it up before I even watch the video!!!
@melissacooper8724
@melissacooper8724 Год назад
I feel sorry for the actor who had to potray Jared Fogle in this video!
@jalan8171
@jalan8171 4 года назад
Suggested presentation- Buying new golf equipment every season will turn you into a golf professional!
@maxamillion1314
@maxamillion1314 7 лет назад
Mmmm chemicals
@ZacharyBittner
@ZacharyBittner 7 лет назад
Max A Million salt is a chemical
@TheSuricateMeerkat
@TheSuricateMeerkat 6 лет назад
Everything is a chemical *
@davidbailey4255
@davidbailey4255 7 лет назад
Do one on doctors prescribing high priced meds just to get a kickback from the drug makers.
@wholeNwon
@wholeNwon 5 лет назад
Kickbacks are rare. The real problem is that docs very rarely know anything about the retail prices of the drugs they prescribe.
@pmarie2003
@pmarie2003 5 лет назад
overheard at the hospital where I work, "My mom's kidneys were fine until they added the 14th med."
@ahtoshkaa
@ahtoshkaa 4 года назад
@@wholeNwon Every doctor knows this, it is one of the most basic facts that you learn in pharmacology classes (brand-name drugs vs generic). Kickbacks are extremely wide spread. This is the primary reason why doctors prescribe brand-name drugs rather than generics.
@wholeNwon
@wholeNwon 4 года назад
@@ahtoshkaa Yes, every doc knows that brand name drugs are usually vastly more expensive than generics and the same brand name drugs sold elsewhere in the world are much cheaper than in the US. And Congress protects the drug rackets' massive profits. That's where the real kickback and payoffs are. If by kickbacks to docs you mean the payment of money for prescriptions written, I have never seen that in the last 48 years. And I'm intimately familiar with a large number of medical practices. However, I have asked many physicians what they think the prices of specific brand name drugs are for uninsured patients and have yet to get a response that is even close to the prices charged! Often they off by factors of 10 or more for some of these things. Even worse, some of these drugs are of very marginal value.
@victoriamatthews8717
@victoriamatthews8717 4 года назад
Please.
@dmoon7348
@dmoon7348 3 года назад
These are always the best! Thanks for the laughs 😄👍
@kartofff
@kartofff 4 года назад
Maybe the best you've made so far. Nothing hidden, nothing revealed, just time-warping what we all observe in real life and making patterns clear.
@GusHersey_Kuleanapono
@GusHersey_Kuleanapono 7 лет назад
happy new year Roger!!!!!!!
@tdl487
@tdl487 5 лет назад
I have a friend that said her new diet is her replacing one of her meals with a chocolate Boost drink then a few hours later watched her scarf down a cheese with no veggies and complained how gross my salad is... I was like"Good luck with that!"
@riverraisin1
@riverraisin1 3 года назад
A chocolate boost drink loaded with sugar.
@chernobylcoleslaw6113
@chernobylcoleslaw6113 Год назад
it doesnt matter which honest ad video it is, Roger always has impeccable soups
@mysterygirl30011
@mysterygirl30011 11 месяцев назад
"Fat free sugary chocolate-covered stale puffed rice sback bar" 😅
@dahakaguardianofthetimelin4780
I'll eat anything Roger tells me to! Roger's approval is the only one that matters!!!
@df5687
@df5687 7 лет назад
EASTERN EUROPEAN ORPHAN okay then. hope you get adopted soon! xD
@dahakaguardianofthetimelin4780
putrifiedpuppy disemboweledkitty That is highly unlikely, everyone around me is dead, everyone outside the lead sarcophagus is dead or an irradiated mutant and even if someone did decide to adopt me - the last pen to sign the papers I've seen was in the Kamchatka Peninsula
@df5687
@df5687 7 лет назад
EASTERN EUROPEAN ORPHAN i woooooould say id adopt you, but im broke ass, and a 21 year old single man trying to adopt an eastern european orphan, kinda sounds a lil fucked up :/
@dahakaguardianofthetimelin4780
putrifiedpuppy disemboweledkitty After I've told you about my conditions, I dread the idea of your life if you still think adopting me would be a step DOWN for me...
@vasectomyfail442
@vasectomyfail442 7 лет назад
i just wanna be skinny!!! *drinks 24 ounces of starbucks while sitting in traffic for 6 hours to drive a distance of 1.2 miles for 8 hours of sitting at work*
@Carbonoid1
@Carbonoid1 5 лет назад
This is exactly a perfect description of my ex, every time I tried to explain this to her she would get mad at me LOL
@legrandliseurtri7495
@legrandliseurtri7495 4 года назад
6 HOURS?!!
@youssefkenzeddine5515
@youssefkenzeddine5515 2 года назад
Thank god there's still people like Cracked 😁👍🏽
@chezshirecat1872
@chezshirecat1872 4 года назад
I just love this actor, his sarcasm is perfect
@pyrotheevilplatypus
@pyrotheevilplatypus 7 лет назад
I wonder how many people watching this are thinking "This is SO true...except for that special diet/cleanse *I* selected, because it's *different*"
@lynkissa
@lynkissa 10 месяцев назад
Scroll through the comments and you'll get more than a taste of this phenomenon.
@Loader2K1
@Loader2K1 7 лет назад
I LOLed at that blatant jab at Jared Fogle. Keep up the good work making evil funny, Mr. Horton.
@plecavalier836
@plecavalier836 3 года назад
Roger, you're a freaking LEGEND!!!! You have my vote
@_Jai_
@_Jai_ Год назад
1:01 he wanted to laugh so bad. 😂
@mommawemad3it975
@mommawemad3it975 7 лет назад
man these honest ads are brutal😆😆😆
@fryingenigmas5456
@fryingenigmas5456 7 лет назад
Thank god cracked is just as cynical as me 😂😂😂 love this series
@haltertopbabe
@haltertopbabe 3 года назад
literally laughed out loud 😂 love this!
@cherark1
@cherark1 4 года назад
I Love each one of ur Uploads Roger. Truth
@suckmyvenom
@suckmyvenom 7 лет назад
If bottled water companies were honest.
@gnarthdarkanen7464
@gnarthdarkanen7464 6 лет назад
SPOILER ALERT : If bottled water companies were honest, they charge you a hundred times the cost for something indistinguishable (even by lab tests) from New York City tap water and a f***ing plastic bottle... So continue enjoying your dilluted piss and bleach (now with BPA) and paying through the nose for the single most abundant natural resource ON THE PLANET! :o) Your therapist can thank me later...
@nightcollapse
@nightcollapse 6 лет назад
suckmyvenom OH MY GOD, YES. This needs to be said. Nesquik has an vice grip on the water industry and with their baby meals it's ruining 3rd world countries
@johnyliltoe
@johnyliltoe 7 лет назад
Wizards first rule: People will believe anything as long as they want it to be true or they fear it is true.
@jameswallace5967
@jameswallace5967 5 лет назад
I absolutely love these vidoes!
@bdub4112
@bdub4112 2 года назад
Absolutely hilarious and genius!!!
@pizzaforbakefest
@pizzaforbakefest 7 лет назад
i love that jared from subway reference lol
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