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Oh lord, the trauma of beholding Waitress Roger!

If you're an adult who's tired of bars, the answer is getting your friends to drink at your house and play board games. You might even end up ditching the booze entirely just to focus on playing, because board games these days are actually awesome. So awesome, in fact, that there are often multiple quality options for every taste of every individual and group, and it's very easy to get addicted to buying new ones. If Board Games Were Honest???

As a 30 year veteran bartender, I approve mediocre lovemaking.

I'm gonna show this to my buddy when I meet him at the bar later tonight.

I can never get enough of new Roger content

Oh! And don't forget kids: Advertising cigarettes on TV = Apocalyptically bad! Advertising alcohol on TV = A-OK! 👍

I'll confess I've never before seen content that perfectly explains why you shouldn't drink and makes you want to get crying drunk at the same time. Genius.

I believe Roger is not just immune to hangovers but he has invented the antidote for it as well! Always enjoying your ads. Stay safe!

I went to a TGI Fridays with my folks for an early dinner about a decade ago and they were blasting Nickelback style music so loud we could barely talk, so my mom complained to the manager. He said the volume was set by corporate policy to make the place seem more exciting and he wasn’t allowed to lower it. I guess that’s still a thing.

"tugging at the wobbly Jenga blocks of long-term health" That is an amazing line.

I saw Roger in a dress and could've sworn the title was "If Bras Were Honest"

Roger needs to do an honest ad for all you can eat buffets. 😅

I didn't realise that Roger was Oirish 😜. Declaration of interest. I am Irish (typing this in Ireland).

Roger waitress was the content I didn't know I needed. Rocks that dress very well.

Only 3x? I'm pretty sure bars are up to 5 or 6 times the retail price. Horton is giving deals

"Dublin Style Hawaiian Pizza" LOL. It's even better when you realize "Hawaiian" Pizza was invented in Canada by a Greek!

"Black and Tan-witch." This is funny on several layers. As if an Irish establishment would name something after a bitter enemy. They assume their customers are illiterate 🤣👀

"What if free to play games were honest?" This bar sketch reminds me of the saying "there's no such thing as a free lunch" Well there's no such thing as a free game.

"Dublin-style Hawaiian Pizza", I'm freaking dying... 😂😂😂

Roger is the one person who can tell you beer is necessary for understanding his savageness about bars. Be sure to tip Roger very well 😈

Roger stretching his acting abilities with this one and achieving greatness

OMG😂 I used to work in a karaoke bar and the old guy singing "Sweet Caroline" was an almost nightly occurrence.

Roger in a dress was strangely...no, it was just strange. 😁

Between Roger's "Honest Ads" & Ryan George's "First Person to..." series, there is no end to great satirical content!!! Keep up the great work

He forgot to mention, "A drink today is just borrowed happiness from tomorrow" 😁

At least my fake Irish pub, can put together fish and chips and some mushy peas. On the other hand they also do a corn beef and cabbage eggroll. But they are doing that out of a sense of ironic humor. They’re not pretending it’s authentic. Frankly, it’s really good.

"We think about cleaning our bathrooms almost once a week" Lovely.

Is this the first time Roger has played two roles in one of his videos ? I think it is but I'm not sure, I certainly wasn't expecting Roger the waitress as funny as that was, and it was funny.

Roger just keeps giving me the best reasons why I barely leave the house, people and businesses are terrible, and helps justify all the money I don't spend (because I don't have it).

I've lost most of my friends because I started Roger'ing everyone. The looks on their faces when he's spitting pure facts is like.. it made me lol so hard because I've seen that look oh-so-often.

The only thing that can stop my smoking(bidi) addiction is an honest ad by roger 😂😢😢

"Maybe we could play pool, do you have any change for the machine?" "Sure, although I'll be really surly about it for no good reason!" 🤣🤣

Literally my job before we moved into a new building last month. We were an Irish pub that had a Taco Thursday.

"Tugging at the wobbly Jenga blocks of long-term health" 😆😆😆

We need a spin-off series of The Adventures of Waitress Roger

the irony is there is nothing else, he's not knocking going to bars he's literally telling you about your pointless march into nothing

4:50 I've learned the hard way how there are very few ways to go out as an adult that doesn't require alcohol.

Love how you point out that alcohol is carcinogenic, long overdue that awareness is raised😍

"Tugging at the wobbly jenga blocks of long term health" is an amazing analogy. I'm 20, and I only started taking it actually seriously a few months ago.

Americans literally drink a fraction of what most European nations' citizens drink. Drinking is fun- specially introverts. But keep in mind he is right about the ridiculously high prices.

Roger Horton never fails to bring a smile to my face.

Hey this is what I do for a living. It is not our fault that our species has the urge to gather together at night and consume metabolic poison.

I have a need. The name of that need? Roger. Thankfully, as a Roger junky, you guys are happy to provide my fix.

I didn't realize that Roger had a twin sister.

i don't drink but was thinking if i should give going to a bar a shot to socialize and get a virgin pinacolda, sweet potato dish, or dessert.

Of course Adults could find something better to do than feel too old at a pub, they could stay in with a couple of store bought bottles and binge on Honest Ads.

Man I'm 23 and I can already feel the changes in my body... doesn't help that I drank too much ever since I was 16... I mostly quit alcohol now though, only drinking maybe once a month, and maybe on holidays, instead of 2 times a week like I did before.

If a terrible music doesn't deafen you. Obnoxious patrons well

Shortening my lifespan is one of the biggest selling points for drinking

I just got Rogered. I need a drink. Anyone have a cold yeast juice?

Roger is a life hack savior 👍🏻💯❤️

Yep, i guess i have a new fetish now.

lmao, the thing about being crabby for making change for the pool table really hit home. I used to go to a bowling alley in the area where if you wanted to actually bowl or play pool, they acted like you were really putting them out.

“And at the furthest end of the block, we have Hortons Hip-Hop Hood, which we purposefully placed on the least frequented end of the street to keep black and other minority patrons as far away from our top-tier taverns as possible.” Surprised that wasn’t included in this honest ad. It isn’t exactly a secret that lots of establishments don’t want our business.

Love all your skits! Line by line this is hilarious. Gotta say you captured the accent much better for "Mary" that flirty colleen! 🤣

Funny thing? I got an ad for alcohol when I clicked on this

Oh god I was *not prepared* for that version of Roger

I love it when Roger slips in PSA's in his videos.

It is what it is folks 🤷🏽‍♂️ Alcohol is thee deadliest of all drugs. Much respect Roger. 💯

Finally, someone has expressed in words what I think of bars!

Its great how Roger can keep knocking the content out.

POV: You're an introvert sitting on your PC watching a video about what people do outside their home.

Ahhhh bars.....where you can get away from the sad existence of drinking at home alone in the dark, and instead enjoy the atmosphere, and the company of a bunch of drunks who cant figure out whether to fight, f**k, or both. Damn life is good.

"Enflabbening" - good word to add to one's vocabulary.

Holy shit. How did I miss that this channel existed? I haven't seen Roger since Cracked died.

Thank you, Roger

LMFAO! I worked at a restaurant that had karaoke night and it was the same people singing usually just one song. And yes, the rendition if Sweet Caroline was PAINFUL

Watching this make me want to support my local liquor store! Beer may be bad for you - but in today's world - it's necessary for us older folks. :)

"I'm sure you can resist a cold, relaxing beverage" - Soda: "Am I a joke to you?"

Hey more of that Waitress Roger, please! Rowr Rowr!😂😂😂

"The doors are locked from the outside..." I would've offered help as a bartender. I wonder if he's the locker or if they're both being locked in.

Its an absolute sacrilege that this has so few views. I wish nothing but the best for you and your team Roger.

Man, I hope Rodger lives a really long time. I so appreciate his flawless performance ♡

These videos have become a tradition in our home. We became Roger Horton fans, since the first video we saw (If Coffee Commercials Were Honest)! Thanks for the upload.

Reasons to avoid going to bars: * Bars are where all the bullies and other unpleasant people from school go to when they grow up * Good probability of social rejection if you try to make friends with strangers * You are literally around drunk people acting stupid * Alcohol costs at least twice as much as it would if you bought it at a store (Roger mentioned this) * Good probability of being mugged * Good probability of being hit by a drunk driver * High probably of getting a DUI

So happy they went back to the old formula, and let Roger soak up all the laughs and stage light 😎♥️

It's all true- especially the part about the prices; 1 Pint of whatever generic larger/beer/cider in a pub = ~£4-5ish, 4 cans of the same stuff ( roughly 3.5-4 pints worth ) from a supermarket is about the same price. Haven't been in a pub for over a decade- drinks are grossly overpriced, place is either packed or empty, can't hear anything if it is packed, can't move so you have to stand outside or get crushed/knocked around, stinks because the carpet is soaked in beer, toilets stink or shit and piss and puke, music is obnoxiously loud, furniture is from the 80s, everyone is talking rubbish about subjects they have no comprehension of. No thanks. I'll drink alone at home, crying into my cider and wondering what has happened to the world and what the point of it all is.

I would like to point out as someone who has worked in theater with professional singers... Just because someone is terrible while singing at a Karaoke bar doesn't actually mean they're bad singers. Alchohol and karaoke turns EVERYONE into the worst singer in existence. We've literally had nights where everyone in the bar is a professional but as soon as they start drinking and try to do Karaoke it's like they're a totally different person than the one who gets paid to do the same thing for a living. Funny enough the opposite can hold true for people who AREN'T professionals because the alcohol tends to cause people to loosen up and be less nervous so an amateur may only be comfortable singing in public while drunk and thus will actually sound better than when they're sober.

This is my 21st year as a server. I maybe have 15 drinks a year. I never understood the idea of chemical crutches.

"Me and the misses only get out of the house once a month because the doors lock from the outside." 😂😂😂😂😂

Roger in a dress was epic acting!!! The shoes hilarious.

These are the bests skits of anything anywhere!

If I'd ever gone astray before, Roger has forever recaptured my soul. Those legs. Yowza!

As a Canadian, I would love to see your take on our most popular coffee and donut shop. You could call it...Horton's?...wait...

In Roger We Trust, but I drink at home

Barmaid Roger got some solid getaway sticks. 👀

Great writing. Love the reboot. Very grateful.

"We think about cleaning our bathrooms " 🤣🤣🤣🤣

That's it! I've had enough! I'm heading straight over to the nearest Irish pub right now!

I'm already feeling a hangover from watching this Hortonverse video. I need to drink a huge bottle of water now

Worked in a pub for a while... Concerning how accurate it is.

The image for Rockin' Roger's is literally Bob's Bar in Columbus, Ohio. I'm dead, I spent so much time there as a grad student 😂

In over a decade involved in bars, backing, tending,bouncing, i had met eight designated drivers. Drink "Responsibly"😂

You should do one on concession stands at sporting events or anywhere else. That is if one hasn't been made already.

Oh god.... not even two minutes in, and the server just took me out like Godzilla took out Tokyo. Roger doesn't just rule, Roger takes "rule" behind the shed and brutally dominates it, then drags it out and uses it as a sledgehammer to kneecap you right in the awesomeness.

Man, I am SO glad I'm a massive introvert. It's a lot easier to resist the temptation of a bar when going to one is about as enjoyable as water torture.

Next up: If Life Itself were Honest...

Not to mention you're paying a babysitter if you're a parent, the drinks are expensive, the food is mediocre at best and they hardly ever clean their fryers or change the oil. Then it's even more fun when you just go out with the girls and have to deal with creepers and handsy guys trying to buy you shots even tho you specifically said you don't do shots. And the best part is trying navigate back out to the car at last call and deal drunk people asking you for a lighter or a phone to get an Uber or hugging you.

Those legs, blinding 😂

OMG that sweet Caroline reference is REAL 😭