If Marvel Villains Were Charged For Their Crimes 2 

I don't blame him

He took a long time to come to that conclusion

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Goes to show how messy humans are if 5 minutes was what he needed.

What browsing 4chan does to an mf

I mean they were able to arrest him after his thanoscopter scheme so they should be able to deal with ronin too

Well this is the funniest and best comment i've ever seen on this channel, in my opinion.

Yep so true

Lmfao

Straight fax

Though he had to commit bank fraud to do it. That's actually a lot worse than The Joker robbing banks to pay his taxes since not even he will take on the IRS.

yeah

He was raised by the internet

Hes emotionally inmature, it fits. Theres a moment where Vision cuts his internet access or some shit and he goes "do you think i care!?"

Ultron is absolutely hilarious

I mean he technically is about a week old

"i accidentawy cut owt yowr awm, sowwy >w

To be fair it is clear that it wasnt planned and happen in a fit of anger

@@marethyu_77gamer93 and in law if it's out of emotional it's often a lower sentence

@@godversesans5152 I mean maybe, I mainly said that in the sense that it's second degree as not premeditated

Timestamp: 11:17

These mutilation laws seem stupid. 20 years ain't gonna grow that arm back, and one might bleed to death after getting a limb cut off

I swear alot lol how can the word ‘’shit’’ be a 5 minute timeout

@@brysontheelite5496 language I’m gonna give you five minute time out

XD XD XD

@@brysontheelite5496 I don’t swear THST much what is the scentence for god damn? 😂

@@jacklikescats another curse word. 5 more minutes added

He also killed Tony Stark's parents, John F Kennedy and a nuclear engineer.

But not the 3 death penalties.

@@noahwalsh470 he could, kill one body and transfer his mind to a new one

@@noahwalsh470 It depends on what is defined as “death.” I’m no lawyer so I can’t say for sure. But theoretically if you “kill” one Ultron body then Ultron will just exist in another body. And Ultron has at least like a few thousand bodies. But if it’s “killing” Ultron’s consciousness, which is the more likely definition, then yeah I suppose there’s no way for him to survive that..

@@TAKE_BACK_BRITAIN Yes, death to his consciousness.

IMO eternal imprisonment is a fate worse than death

Which would be a lower sentence as he did not mean to do it

Yeah I did that exact same thing and I got zero punishment because I said sorry

@@apineapple3177 for what crime?

@@godversesans5152 cutting off a arm

@@apineapple3177 don't know if your serious or just trolling

That movie (and all the Iron Man movies) are full of some of the best one-liners and social commentary I've ever seen. Granted, I haven't seen many movies, but still. They really went all out on making Tony Stark a casually humorous character full of deep wisdom in those catchy one-liners, and Ultron was basically just Stark carried to the logical extreme in the way that only an AI can manage. Same personality, too, which got on each other's nerves and made for some cool interactions.

I agree.

wait what’s wrong with him after being pardoned 😭

@@rikiinexx2151 there isn't anything wrong, I just found it funny it was just money or never leaving jail, which is pretty far apart on the spectrum. And there was no straying from that pattern

Bucky never did things by halves

All those poor cars

Dude killed so many people, but he still needs to pay for the cars he broke!

Ah yes, my favorite marvel villain, tony stark.

@@annnnnnnn394 completely irredeemable after the bad language. 5 minutes isn't enough, he needs 6 minutes to truly bring justice.

@@flextape467 ah yes, the negotiator!

same

@@flextape467 no that isn’t enough he need 10 minutes

Ronan is basically a universal war criminal, it would be like the Nuremberg Trials but on a galactic scale

Tony Stank??????????

@@fishboat1494 stinky boy

@@fishboat1494 y’all don’t remember that scene from civil war??

Inmate objects have feelings too(joking)

@@godversesans5152 inmate objects? Like shivs? Or orange jumpsuits?

@@snowythealicorn5784 inanimate objects my bad

3:50 "I wouldn't be surprised if he's killed more cars than people"

@@matthew8629 Mosait, 11.11.2022.

Bro you putting these comments on every video of his

Wow I haven't seen a comment like this before on this channel

Wow, guys. This is totally a comment we have never heard of! Totally an original comment!

Why are you guys being so rude to the OP? He was just being nice to the creator.

@@sussybroke4533 There are other ways to show your respect to a creator without being generic and unoriginal. We are not being rude either, we are just calling them out for being generic.

"I'm sorry, Carl, but this the *best thing* for you."

"There's no prison I can't nibble my way out of"

Mutilation. Cannibalism. Countless murder charges. Indentity Theft. Probably illegal possession of swans. The meat dragon has to be illegal (made of orphan meat, no less). Probably trillions of dollars in property damage. The destruction of national landmarks. The Rift in space time, through which he collected white baby hands. And much much more. Along it waived becuz he's a silly boi and you just gotta love him

What?

He would most definitely get the death penalty,but then again he might get off lucky due to his insanity

LOL that's true, I didn't even think about that. To be honest though probably still deserved ngl.

Well Tony wasn't brainwashed to swear🤷‍♀

You mean tony stank?

good

Bro five minutes in time out felt like five years

It's still a life sentence though

Huge difference

lol I remember seeing a very similar comment elsewhere

Especially Thanos

He can do this all eternity.

But he can't pay off a death sentence

@@Iron8127 technically any of his droids can die and then he would go to a different body

@Takeabow son He can "die" though, making it possible for him to actually pay off all of his sentence.

Loki too

Feldwebel Barnes. Sie werden dann sterben.

LMAO

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD I SOUND LIKE A TOMODACHI LIFE CHARACYER HJELP ME WHY IS MY HUMOR LIEK THIS HJELLP IM CRYING NOW AHHH

11:09 Ultron Said "Sorry", Because Cutting Off His Arm Wasn't His Intention. He Just Got Super Angry.

Only property damage He only killed criminals committing a crime

They would've been pardoned

is it because he made Ultron and Ultron did what he did, meaning that Tony Stark could also get the same sentence as Ultron

Yeah. Arms dealing And the Ultron drones were his fault thus resulting in the destruction of a entire city also alongside civilians.

Not to mention he didn't know his weapons had ended up in the hands of terrorists

I bet on 5 cookies he wasn’t sorry.

Wouldn't change anything. Still a life sentence.

@@xanderscookingschool1497 but with possibility of parole

@@IdkANiceName999 kinda ruined chance of Parole due to the attempted genocide

Bro murder is murder

@@A1word308 yes but this was attempted murder, she didn't die after he shot her.

how th would he survive being completely removed from the internet and technology if the point of death sentence is vanishing from the world

@@sheepriderkiller1181 Actually, that's not the point of a death sentence, at least from a legal standpoint. There are instances of people who have survived executions by firing squad, etc. and been let go because their sentences have been served. Destroying one bot instance of Ultron would likely satisfy a death sentence, at least so far as the legal system is concerned. It's unlikely that Ultron would ever be tried by a legal system in the real world, (likely would be treated similarly to rogue nations or terrorist groups, with military response rather than civil enforcement), and would accordingly be wiped out entirely, as the issue of any conventional punishment being utterly ineffective does exist, so I can see where you're coming from.

@@sheepriderkiller1181 Removing Ultron from the internet wouldn't kill him it would just cut off his internet access, but he would survive. He has thousands of different bodies and could just access those. If those get destroyed Ultron could make a new body and send it to a technologically advanced planet and infect their technology. Unless you destroy his original form, all his extra bodies, and all the servers he's connected to, Ultron will live forever.

That is one of the worst things a human can do he was way too generous he deserve a 10 minute time out

@@apineapple3177 Oh my god how could you be so nice to him for committing such a vile act! He needs a 15 minute time out!

@@StarWithAPencil no he deserves a 20 minute

@@apineapple3177 Am I the only one thinking he actually deserves 30 minutes time out?

@@samuelepersichini7703 yeah because obviously he deserves 40 minutes

He listened to Drakes new album

He found twitter

@@StarWithAPencil or Reddit

@@hewhobattles8869 and dark web

I’m not surprised

Yeah for what he did he deserves it

Probably still falls under brainwashing pardon

@@looke7940 I know, but I wanted to see how much money was it total

@@renatasciacchitano318 give or take around $2B

Probably because everything he did after that point would just be nullified since it was discovered he was brainwashed.

Yeah. The main problem is that he didnt have to as he was brainwashed. Therefore he cannot be held accountable for all the damage. After he got un-brainwashed all the famage he does from that point on is his and can be accounted for

*lmfao* sorry makes it alllllll better....

As a canadian I can confirm that the apology grants him freedom from all charges and a free jug of maple syrup

@@dextersauve5491 *Mmm, you should join us. 'Murica*

@@HANKSANDY69420 like I'd join you the gun violence makes me wonder if GTA is a game or a documentory

@@dextersauve5491 breh. *except liberals.* I forgot to mention that, we have too many here already. Cut the cap, stop believing everything you hear online. Cain killed Abel, and should be blamed, not the rock he used (that's a bible-based metaphor if you couldn't tell lmao) Besides, outlawing guns would only make law-abiding citizens vulnerable to the lawless gun-and-knife wielders. What beats a crook with a gun? A good guy-with a gun. Don't bring fists to a gun fight.

*L A N G U A G E !*

So funny that he gave tony stark a time out😂

Sounds like any shyster lawyer speaking. One of my parental units was a legal secretary for a probate/wills lawyer. Holy cannoli. He was a good lawyer but some of the shit the others lawyers would try to get away with especially if there were multiple heirs and no will.

He does deserve is *walking tank* moniker pretty well :p

and tony sacrificed himself so he doesnt have to take the 5min time out

@@anzeigefehler6495 Oh yeahhh 😂

Could have been a spelling mistake

@@Hawks1908 It's from the Stan Lee cameo in the ending of CA:CW where Cap sends a package to Tony and the deliveryman (Stan Lee) *missreads* the crappy handwriting as Tony Stank (ie mistaking a poorly written r for an n).

Indeed. He’s a war profiteer, and worse he used a bad word. A hefty fine for the first and death for the latter.

well to name a few we have planet vegeta's destruction, numerous murders, attempted genocide (as time was reversed)...

@@thunderdragon6318 Racism, Attempted Murder, Genocide, Enslavement, Animal abuse, abuse, Copyright, ect.

@@FoxPrinceHope public nudity

@@FoxPrinceHope copyright? "that's vegeta's technique" ?

@@MagicGonads Krillins Kienzan

Oh Wanda is TOTALLY a villain. Her next outing needs to be a House of M/dark phoenix kind of tale, have her snap again, this time going full psycho, and then let the remaining heroes have a mini civil war over whether they kill her or not.

Honestly she was totally a villain in age of ultron. She joined a neo-nazi group and then mind controlled the hulk to go on a rampage in a city. That almost certainly killed some people, or at badly injured them.

@@Jthomas-gg9pi that’s why I said 1.5 movies-

@@Jthomas-gg9piNot to mention she killed like 14 people in Lagos with Crossbones and the incendiary grenade

It cracks me up how horrible that cgi in that scene is

Ultron: I just gonna take that, have a nice day!

Same here