If Minecraft Was Controlled By Parents... 

I hate when my screen time runs out :(

The fact that the parental restrictions just doesn't care about someone casually stealing valuable resources from a village but restricts the player from eating bread is funny to me and I can't explain why.

"Eat a rainbow" Sounds like skittles is controlling Minecraft not the parents

I love how the parents are completely fine with theft and robbery

2:03 "DO YOU THINK IM FOUR" Made me laughing around the table

It was funny to me how the parental controls thinks eating bread is more of an issue than stealing from villager chests lol

"Can I rob this villager?" "Well, okay, sure." "Can I eat bread?" "Obviously not! You disgust me! Every atrocity you have commited is not as bad as this!"

For those that want help with that math problem in 1:08, 2x + 7 = 11 because the x next to 2 is another two (and in this equation rule, the letter just close to the number becomes another number used for multiplication) Basically x = 2, and 2 times 2 = 4, where in conclusion, 4 + 7 = 11

And then he complained to his parents and got banned from single player too. And then he tried to complain to Mojang, but was caught.

Would be greater if the server could say, "Stealing is a bad thing" when he was looting food and diamonds

i respect this guy, he did his homework before playing

These parents are crazy. They treat Minecraft as the real world.

If my parents actually made it I'm pretty sure I'd be able to do probably 10 fold of what you can normally do in Minecraft but then again that's probably for most parents

0:46 I literally thought the game was going to say: “Stealing is bad!”

I love when the parents don’t care about stealing but they care about eating healthy food.

Parents be like: “Your in timeout for not touching grass in real life”

If the Vegan teacher took control of Minecraft's parental controls:

I love how Grian sitting in a boat was what came up for ‘how to get rid of parental controls Minecraft java’

2:15 ITS APHMAU!

2:43 NOOOOOOOoOO- got me rolling on the floor🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Fun Fact: If he didn’t harm that pig then he would beat the game.

“It’s your BEDTIME” had me dying, I bet it was 6 pm

parents: U are in timeout for harming animals parents at dinner: eating chicken

0:07"ayo WHAT THE FU-"

Mincraft character: breaths Parents: *sorry, but your scene time has run out.*

the "you are in time out beacuse of hurting an animal" sounds like ThatVeganTeacher

That was so funny you got the whole squad

Keep It Up :) I luv ur videos!! Especially on Friday nights after a long week

What mom thinks the strangers will do to me online: mentally harm and make me commit dir What they actually do: hey, wanna be friends?

If this ever happened you already know that the game creators hackers and modders would team up just this once to get rid of parental controls once and for all

It just keeps getting better and better

Chuck nasty main phase: “idk how much more I can take”

“You got a 89 on your test?? Now I am very mad.” *spawns 20 withers and explodes the house*

I like how the parents didn’t put him in timeout for stealing from the villager’s house lol

0:30 stupid restrictions, don’t work on me! Last words before going to timeout

0:08 LOL THAT GOT ME LAUGHING 😆😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

"Nothing beats playing some good ol' minecraft after after a long week." So, so, relatable.

" You are timed out for harming animals " Also the parent: We are going to have barbeque for tonight

This is actually so true 😂, Good video

your enthusiasm is contagious! loved every minute of this!

I just like how the parent controls restrict you on eating something unhealthy but they don’t give restrictions of stealing from a village especially how even diamonds are very valuable in real life and they let them steal it in Minecraft LOL

Parents: no harming animals Parents:lets eat some steak

"marstupeeltesticle here" bro I'm dead rn💀

“Marsupial Testicle here!” BRUH 😂😂

Amazing video!

The harming animals one would be a “what if that vegan teacher was a parent who controlled minecraft”

“Hy pickles” 💀💀💀

I love how you used new super mario bros. Wii superstar road ost for this. Amazing work! Imagine if there was such a horrible thing in minecraft controlling what you do... I would actually alt f4 and do what you did. Look up how to remove parental restrictions in minecraft

0:50 lol I love how he didn't get punished for stealing but he gets punished for eating bread

When parents make rules like that, few things within the rules are enjoyable

When he swore, he never got timeout

Is anyone gonna talk about how it said “hy pickle”

Now we need a video of him yelling at his parents for everything

Wouldn't this be an interesting mod? I think it would be quite a fun challenge

Hilarious to see they're okay with theft but not eating bread. Being a controlling dictator always makes everything horrible

0:44 love how stealing is encouraged but 10 seconds later it’s back

Legends say he is still trying to figure out his screen time password...

The big brain play is to quit Minecraft temporarily, learn to program and give your parents work and antidepressants restrictions saying that it is recommended to get an hour of exercise a day and that taking drugs is wrong.

I hope the server said: No going outside when raining

“You must complete your homework before playing!” 🤣🤣🤣

I want this to be a data pack lol.

“ Nothing beats playing some good old Minecraft ” Parental Controls: *hehe boi*

If my dad controlled Minecraft, he would straight up make a Dungeons and Dragons Campaign. He ain't afraid of some tall black men.

2:20 hold on.. mr t3sticIe?

I love how this dude was just trying to get gunpowder at night time and then his parents were like "Nope not gonna happen, you're going straight to bed young man"

I was expecting it to say “ stop, dont steal! ” when he took the items from the village 😂.

i like how it says something about bread being unhealthy but it didn't say anything about taking the diamonds, bread, and iron which is definitely not theft

Chuck nasty: "stupid restrictions dont work on me!" ] Minecraft: So, you have chosen death

My parent's also think playing with strangers is dangerous although i still do it secretly . It's really heartwarming to see I'm not the only teen suffering from this situation.

When they were hitting the tree down i thought they were gonna get a warning for deforestation lmao

The swearing cut scene got me 😂😂😂

1:29 it's not fuffy!!! IT'S PUPPY!!!

No one: Greg Heffily's mother be like in the books

I want this to be an actual mod people can download. You can’t use swords, being underground for too long starts to damage you, the nether is inaccessible, etc… And all the popups happen too. And if nobody else is going to make it…

"YOU THINK IM FOUR!?" that was too relatable as a 10 year old lol

“Your in timeout for harming animals” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

2:16, I love how sb737 is advertised with 2200 in hardcore!

Love it how they litreally killed a tree apart of nature and the parents just accepted it

1:44 That may be a more realistic thing tho... vitamins and stuff... like u can have something containing Vitamin D in the mines and...

what it should actually be called is “ if that vegan teacher controlled Minecraft “

"If Minecraft was controlled by PARENTS" Parents: *That will be our next goal* MWAHAHAHA

Disregard the rules and find workarounds 1- swords are crap anyway just use an axe 2- push animals off high surfaces so YOU technically don't harm them 3- baked potatoes are your next best food source of you want plants until you can acquire enough gold for golden carrots. 4- ignore the book. There was no penalty for destroying it. 5- sit your dog down outside so you don't have to "walk" it again. 6- commit manslaughter on the villagers when you're not allowed to mine in Minecraft so they know who they're dealing with. 7- just click leave the bed or destroy it when going mob hunting. 8- if Minecraft were made by parents there shouldn't be any server option. Use this argument against them. 9- the nether portal thing can be disabled in settings. 10- if it's your Minecraft account then you should have the screentime password. The fact you don't have it means that the devs (your parents) are purposefully keeping your own info away from you and I think that's illegal. Improvise, adapt, overcome.

Good thing I don’t have strict parents lol

Wait time out how am I supposed to get food? Got me rolling😂😂😂😂😂😂

Would love a sequel to this.

That notification speed tho...

2:03 do you think I’m four got me laughing on the bed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It said he could leave the bed but he didn't 😂

1:00 I thought the parents will say no stealing.

You had me DYING at 2:22!!! “What’s up guys marsupial testacle here”

Legend has it he’s still not entered the correct password and is still locked out of minecraft…letting the dragon live for another day

Parents when u play mario: I sleep When u play minecraft: R E A L S H I T

“Is stealing from villagers legal?” “Yes” “Is eating bread legal?” “ *absolutely illegal! You’re grounded, no screen time for a month!* ”

“Marsupial Testicle” had me on rolling! 🤣🤣🤣

You think I am four got me laughing on the floor 😂😂😂😂

0:32 That is what That Vegan Teacher would do if she owned Minecraft

the fact that he didnt get a warning for getting rid of the math books 😂😂

you could not fathom how angry this one video made me.

"WHAT!! Grapic scenry?" Lol the portal-

1:47 wtf...